/brit/

poo

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kiira

i love the janny!

State your name cuz

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>>72506332
karen

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Say NO to anime and lead a fruitful and fulfilling life!

*whips, whips*

>>72506332
her head is too big for her body.

>>72506415
cornelius

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em
i
l
y

i wanted to buy some guinness today but the shop was closed

>>72506332
me on the right

>>72506332

me on the left

Seriously considering doing a 'cide

My pants are too tight

TOO TIGHT
TOO TIGHT
TOO TIGHT
AAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAH

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anime

Does anyone else get 'Friendship crushes', where you have this urge to be someones friend because you realized they're amazing?

In the most non sexual or loveydovey way, sometimes when I find a person who seems so wholesome I get this weird crush want to be their friend really badly. Not only in a way that I'd just wanna get to know them, but I want to seriously be a part of their life and have cool ass conversations. I'd apply myself to situations where we could get to know each other etc. All the absolute best friends I've ever had in the world were a result of this :)

>>72506481
but mahmoud
today is the day of the lord

>>72506481
bender

>>72506415
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas innit

>>72506537
>realize
foy

>>72506442
Ur cock is too small for ur body lmao

>>72506497
>>72506505
good posts

>>72506537
gay ponce twat

First for buying Spanish and flaunting my colourful cigerette packets around town in defiance of the Tories.

>72506537
not one word

>>72506442
women with big heads are the best desu

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Doing my taxes lads

Pic related

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sleep cycle is fucked lads

went for a quick nap at 6pm and just woke up

work tomorrow as well

haha

>>72506537

bit gay

WTF I love YouTube now

have a massive ugly spot on my forehead right above my eyebrow

good night haha

>>72506542
>>72506546
bit rude

going to the fridge to get a cider

>>72506625
Same. I got it from wearing a sweaty hat.

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me: with the bat

you: in the wifebeater

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Selkirk#Castaway

>>72506670
xx

>>72506703
RARE
A
R
E

>>72506670
Can you grab me one too la?
Ta

*stumbles into your arms* *looks up at your face*
haha oops think ive had a bit too much to drink

PAPA NEW GUINEALAD

why does fish smell bad when it's not cooked but good when it's cooked

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heading to sleep soon to get ready to work with my psychotic ex-friend who suddenly has it out for me and will probably cost one or both of us our jobs even though i've only been here for 2 months
see you tomorrow lads

1. Do not obey in advance.
2. Defend institutions.
3. Beware the one-party state.
4. Take responsibility for the face of the world.
5. Remember professional ethics.
6. Be wary of paramilitaries.
7. Be reflective if you must be armed.
8. Stand out.
9. Be kind to our language.
10. Believe in truth.
11. Investigate.
12. Make eye contact and small talk.
13. Practice corporeal politics.
14. Establish a private life.
15. Contribute to good causes.
16. Learn from peers in other countries.
17. Listen for dangerous words.
18. Be calm when the unthinkable arrives.
19. Be a patriot.
20. Be as courageous as you can.

>>72506738
R A R E

>>72506748
Morning mate.

>>72506730
me desu

>>72506703
wat is that ever possible
got it from being an oily fucker

>>72506750
Fresh fish is not supposed to smell bad, even when uncooked. If it does then it's not fresh.

goal gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyrceHvUMIk

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Hmmmm

i am extraordinarily ugly

>>72506745
*slings you a spice plum rekorderlig*

enjoy

Smoke enough now that when I go without for a couple of hours, I get headaches.

Roger
Francine
Steve
Principal Lewis
Maamaa

=============================================================================

Stan
Haley
Jeff

Recommend me some anime please. Need to completely destroy myself thanks.

business idea: an app like tinder for dog breeders

>>72506850
when you go to deli counters where's there's supposedly fresh fish it still smells like shit

i've been to fishing ports with freshly catched fish and it still smells bad

>>72506825
Yeah. It blocks your pores. You have no idea how much I sweat in this tropical country.

>>72506850
All Muslims should be executed

>>72506850
DEFINITELY happened. No doubts at all. Nope. 100% legit.

>>72506846
here's mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG_In6RtdP4

>>72506850
no one actually believes this stuff, right?

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>>72506895
kinmoza

>>72506850
This literally cannot have happened

At the very least they would make up an excuse, even if they were being institutionally racist and absolutely illegal as a standard company policy, which they aren't.

>>72506894
Oh I meant to post this on /tv/...

>>72506874
Cheers lad
Never tried these before, are they better hot or cold?

>>72506605
Why doesn't the government just take your taxes directly out of your pay?

>>72506895
kuzu no honkai

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https://shop.spreadshirt.com/h3h3productions/-A108027664?department=1&productType=111&color=CBCBCB&appearance=231&size=3&view=1

about £50 if I get it shipping and all what do you lads think

>>72506895
Gunslinger Girl
Mobile Suit Gundam 08th MS Team

asmr is the end point for me lads
if I ever stoop that low i'm just going to jump in front of a train

>>72506884
how's the bud in ethiopia?

i imagine it's pretty shitty

might get a tattoo

>>72506894
>>72506967
i wonder what this poster looks like

What's that film all the normies are raving about?

Its about racist white people stealing black people or some shit.

>>72507029
Get a shit looking one and be super proud of it like everyone I know.

>>72506977
They do
You have to fill out all the other shit that isn't job related
You might have to pay the govt or might get refunds, depends on what you can claim or not

>>72507014
There's really nothing wrong with it

>>72506783
>19. Be a patriot.
nah

>>72507071
alri mate. how are you this evening?

>>72506850
Didn't happen, but I wouldn't care if it did.

>>72507088
t. saddo

>>72506900
big fan of this post

>>72506873
>tfw autistic and full-on social retard incapable of basic human interaction, but extremely handsome

Literally my only saving grace, if I was ugly there would genuinely be no hope.

>>72507058
used to be cute, going through a JUST phase haha x x x x

takeaway arrived

>>72506783
>3. Beware the one-party state.
I don't thing Shetland will ever vote SNP, even if we always vote Lib Dem for whatever reason

Lads you know Annette? Don't you wish you could scoop her up in "a net"? And dump her in the sea!

>>72507014
For me its anime

Fully aware than an autist like me could find it incredibly entertaining, so I make a conscious effort to avoid it like the plague.

>>72506850
Would bet my salary that this in fact did not happen.

>>72507084
So they don't automatically tax any savings you have or investments?

>>72507175
prove it

>>72506895
Gunbuster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG_sYgw8rUo
goal

>coach to brussels is only £16

doing a travel

>>72507175
post pics of yourself, cunt

>>72507267
what website?

>>72507071
Get out

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_verified_oldest_people

>>72507267
yeh but then you have to sit on a crappy coach for like 10 hours

willy is too big

>>72507238
they're surely only scottish by coincidence of being in the north.

they're really nordic with a preference to the UK

is there even any connection with scottish people historically?

>>72507253
No
Your bank sends you how much interest you've earned and your portfolio company sends you how much you've earned in official forms and you have to file those papers

>>72507259

an angel

>>72507329
t. 4" willy lad

>>72507328
>>72507328
surprised you didn't mention that you also have to go to Brussels, Nigel

>>72507267

it's a shithole. not memeing, it's seriously dull and physically ugly.

>>72507426

>>72507267
if you're going to belgium go to Ypres or Bruges

Just realised I do a two-fingered salute when I say goodbye to people and not even the funny kind you think of when you read "two-fingered salute" but an actual salute with two fingers.

>>72507446
>>72507426

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>Live in the North
>can't do weekend trips to europe
bit annoying
I'd love to travel more but 3/4 of the cost is just getting to London

>>72507352
Sounds like a massive pain in the arse. Bet they miss out on loads of money and then chasing it up costs even more.

Why can't they just do it for you?

>>72507257
>>72507272
Nah, don't fancy ending up a gimmick because people are angry about how a handsome person can be abnormie.

I can describe myself though

>tall (over 6 foot)
>dark wavy brown, almost black hair
>in shape, toned body
>tanned
>almond shaped eyes
>smooth unblemished skin
>good facial bone structure
>even teeth
>decent sized cock

sort of want to learn jap for the porn

>>72507503
the north doesn't have regional airports?

You have 15 seconds to give yourself a banterous nickname.

GO

>>72507307
Bit harsh mate, was just asking about the film

>>72507503
>Live in the US
>Takes me minimum 7 hours just to get to Canada which is basically the same as America
>Would take 10 altogether to get to Quebec which is at least somewhat exotic

>>72507537
yes, manchester

what was that wrestling sign called where kids would cross their arms in front of their dick

>>72507511
Yea its annoying cuz we have to do federal and state taxes

>>72507619
the holy moly

>>72507300
national express I think

>>72507328
leather seats and AC lad

taking some ZMA

>>72507537
yes, doncaster sweetie x

So many yanks in the uni library...
Why do they sound so cute lads? :3

>>72507588
>>72507503
>live in france
>takes 5 hours to get to someplace white
>probably need a boat as well

>>72507619

DX

do people here do their own taxes? dont remember my dad ever spending hours over his taxes like you see in american films and such.
why do yank citizens do it themselves?

>>72507619
DX?

>>72507651
dont think this is right.

it was like telling people to suck your dick

>>72506457
delet

>>72507588

drive to tijuana

>>72507726
>>72507716
hah tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwWPt7zoI8U

>>72507725
Cheaper than having some nerd do it

>>72507028
Talking about cigs bruv

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hmm yeas

>>72507766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SzOUvB1WSg

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Safe

https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism.htm

>>72507766
Wanna catch a donkey show with me?

>>72507797
yeh but here i think the government do everything for us

lads

Scottish people are like northern northerners

>>72507866
ancient gimmick

>>72507809
>Aberdeen
Fuck off oilmonkey billionaire

But flights to Brussels with Ryanair are also in the same price range as coaches, if you book at the right time.

>>72507347
I do remember that if Scotland did become independent, there was a chance that we could have had a referendum to remain a part of the UK. The only part of Mainland Scotland we have ties with is Aberdeen. Within recent years, however there has been a shit ton of Glaswegian workers up here for the oil industry. Honestly, I think there's more English people in Shetland than mainland Scots. For some reason there's a lot of Thai people up here now

>>72507267
would rather pony up for the train than spend any amount of time on a coach smdh

>>72507851
Can I live with you?

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>ywn be a lad with the lads

>>72507866
GREAT post

>>72506332
NEED this woman in my life

GOIN LOCO
DOWN IN ACAPULCO

>>72507884
*shite, relatively recent gimmick

>>>/'dit/

>>72507940
sure. my city just got voted the best place to live in the UK.

Why the fuck do Tesco sell paninis in packs of four. They go off in a day, who the fuck is gonna eat 4 paninis in one day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfaEGU45lKA

would be better if english was still like this and not pussied down with disgusting french influence

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>>72507959

fantastic taste

>>72507899
Living in Shetland must be mental, tell us a story lad

>>72507446
alri tripcode explorer

>>72507999
freeze them you moron

>>72507999
>who the fuck is gonna eat 4 paninis in one day
A family perhaps?

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Thoughts on this black englishman

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> the (future) wife

>>72508028
need to cum inside her and have her give birth to my kids

>>72507522
>>dark wavy brown, almost black hair
>>in shape, toned body
>>tanned
>>almond shaped eyes
fuck off, sheed

>>72507843
>50 questions
shan't

cool how /brit/ attracts all kinds of people e.g. shetlad.

pakis can fuck off though.

>>72508049
There is no way I'm waiting for bread to defrost and be left all soggy.

SHETLAND
THE SHETLAND ISLANDS
UP THERE IN SHETLAND

Hi. I'd like to book an appointment with the urologist. My name is Bertie. Bertie Bollock. Yes, with an I E. No, not Bullock. Bollock. Like the genital or the dagger. Bertram Bollock. Yes, and I live on, erm, Nadger Crescent. Nadger. Nad-jer. N a d g e r. Nadger Crescent. Er, 12. Postcode is BO08 1ES. My phone number is, you'd better take my mobile, it's 07725073581. Note I can't be called from let's say 10pm to 8am, as I'll usually be asleep. Neither can I be called from 9am to 7pm, as I work long hours every day at Dave's in Great Bumming. 8pm is my dinner time, and I'm typically having intercourse with my wife at 9pm, so you really don't have a chance. The problem? Er, my willy has started to shed. Yes, coming right off. Like a snake, or, or, a sharpened pencil. Very sharp indeed. My wife would know! Ha ha ha. Yes, it's a real stinker of a problemo. Thanks. Wonderful. Super. I'll be there! Thank you so much. Bye.

south shetland islands>shetland islands

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>>72507843
>Based upon your responses to this autism screening measure, it appears that you may be suffering from an autism spectrum disorder, or Asperger's disorder. People who score similarly often qualify for a diagnosis of autism or Asperger's.

scottish islands are very relaxed and laid back

feels like what britain should've been

>>72507899
>>a shetlander
what are the chances

>more English people than mainland Scots
feels true for everywhere outside central belt tbf
i feel like doing a nige over this

want to get a job out there since i'm a friendless loser here anyway but going out for an interview for a job i might not get is a bit mental

>shitlands

business idea: bait people into hatposting you so that the janitor shoots them

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>>72507843
uh

>>72508109
you dont toast your paninis? everything you say gets more and more stupid mate

need a bass playing gf

>>72508133
What number was your score?

>>72508166
sorry lad

Business idea: depopulate Britain to pre-mass immigration levels

How come you can fucking put in front of every fucking word the word fucking in the English fucking language and make perfect fucking sense too?

Any circumsised lads in?

Do you find it difficult cumming inside during sex?

Literally impossible for me tb h, just pump away for ages and nothing happens.

>>72507843
>You have answered this autism screening in such a way as to suggest that you are not likely currently suffering from an austism spectrum disorder, including Asperger's disorder.
bit surprised desu

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OH my so many choices xx

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>>72508112
more like shitlands amirite

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>>72507766
alri

>>72508213
>circumcised
I'm so sorry lad.

>>72508213
Rasheed

>>72508213
easy on the death grip

>>72508030
I have a friend from Foula, which only has a population of 30 people. The police only check Foula once a year to make sure everybody is doing okay since you have to take a 2hr 30 mins ferry ride to get there. I stayed in Foula last Summer and there was a guy cutting his grass at 3 a.m.

>>72508198
32

I was being very optimistic as well.

>>72508238
>Family Guy
LOL EPIC BRO X)

>>72508213
>Non-Christian

Get out

>>72508028
Phwoar corr

>>72508248
Phimosis actually mate

>>72508097
make me

>>72508213
this is why i didn't get circumcised for my 'mosis

>>72508232
It doesn't matter which way you walk, the wind is always blowing in your face

>>72508109
Defrosted bread doesn't get soggy you fucking melt. Haven't you ever frozen a loaf of bread?

>>72508296
See
>>72508306

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Power is exercised only over free subjects, and only insofar as they are free.

>>72508214
third eye status: open at last

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Business idea: civil war in Britain, partition into Communist North and Capitalist South

>>72507619
DX, D generation X

>>72508306
Didn't stretching work?

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Business Idea: Alien GFs

>>72508378
t. guy who stole someone else's answer

>>72508376
What will Wales be?

>>72508329
Didn't have a choice in the matter, happened when I was a wee lad

Probably a bad case, couldn't be dealt with by stretching.

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>scousers

>>72508238

go to carlsbad caverns on the way

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>>72506332
Reminder that you brits are ruled by your arch-nemesis, the frog eating french, and have been since 1066.

suck on that tea drinkers.

why am I always matched up with foreigners in counter strike?

>>72508414
Hera is shit Waifu and you know it

>>72508416
i literally added something after the comma to ensure you wouldn't think that

>>72508213
i am chopped and yes I find it very difficult to cum but that is probably due to me choking the fuck out of my cock with iron grip for years before ever getting laid

>>72508238
fly maybe??

>>72508028
Who is she

>>72508455
FOL

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>he doesn't wear a watch

howling

>>72508474
I don't even watch Rebels, but I know that she's the best waifu on Rebels and the best species

>>72508533
Pointless in this day and age

>>72508497
Yes this happened as well ngl

What's the cure? Nofap?

>>72508533
chav watch

get something minimal and sleek

>>72508533
*pulls out my phone*

about 22:20 mate

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Favourite Arsenal Fan TV lad?

>>72508533
>he needs a taky meter

>>72508474
t. sabinefag

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you arrive in Ireland 1857

>>72508419
North

>>72508419
Anarcho-Syndicalist commune

>>72508589
Bully tbqh

>>72508339
LOL legit found this comment hilarious.
need to go there to experience this

>>72508533
tried before
think i'm allergic to whatever they're made of and it just looks weird on me

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>>72508455

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>>72508654
>allergic to metal

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>>72508617

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>>72508677

>>72508696
i'd always get red bumps

giving a (You) to any poster (excl. Amerisharts) that can grace this thread with the presence of that gif with the oversized cowboys marching

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would've preferred zero but I'll take it

>>72508516
$1,026 roundtrip

>in work just now
>polish guy working with me
>lunchbreak comes up
>tell him he can take an hour
>he takes 1 and a half hours
>we only take half an hour
>boss is watching on camera
>boss rings us and gives out
>guy blames me for telling him to take an hour
>sends the rest of the day feinting punches and kicks at me any time I go near him
>despite being told the boss is watching on camera the whole time

I dont think he would have been sacked but he surely will now the gobshite cunt

>>72508589
Claude

>>72508752
alri deano

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>>72508737
Am I right to assume this is how the average Brit talks?

>>72508752
reminder that anybody on a sub-thirty score is normie scum

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>>72508743

>>72508763
>just now
>lunch break
hmm

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wow europe is nice

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>>72508595
Who said anything about the no arse, flat chested mando?

>>72508759
why

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>scouser4life

SCREECHING

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>>72508788

>>72508796
ta x

>>72508596
Comfy as fuck

>>72508796
>gif
fuck off

you think a girl would ever let me park my meat inside her?

>>72508737
Source?

>>72508829

Some people work different hours, its a sunday after all

scared i'm going to be abducted by aliens lads

don't want to go to bed

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>>72508848

>>72508852
what's this even from?

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>>72506332
>those mamelons.

>>72508890
dont call it lunch

>>72508763
Gas the Polish

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WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>72508788
some top banter right there

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Where are your pepes, lads?

whats a mamelon

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>>72508896

>>72508888
Not sure, got it from /tg/. Appereantly wirtten by a historical fiction author.

>>72508902
no idea

>>72508924
Post willy

>>72508911

What is it then? Afternoon supper?

>>72508796
>>72508852
>>72508905
thanks lad x

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>>72508843

>>72508974
break

>>72508905
managed to image reverse this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

>>72508888
waren ellis-crecy

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>>72508958

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heh

>>72508902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

having lunch at 10:30pm lads

>>72508626
Your best bet would be during Up Helly Aa. Whenever the wind gets too bad, the boat gets cancelled. This always results in a mass panic to buy as much shit from Tesco as possible since all deliveries to Shetland arrive by boat

>>72509033
got spooked bigly tbqh ngl la

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>>72509023

reckon phimosis lads just didn't wank properly as kids

probably humped the bed

>>72509033
>gif
fuck off

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>I like to collect information about categories of things (e.g., types of cars, birds, trains, plants).

do any of you do this?

>>72509099
Picture bet they stuck their willy in the fridge door so it rubs against the rubber and the metal

might be time for an early night lads

*blows you kisses*

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>>72509077
Now we're getting into how this cunt shoots his bow.

>>72509102
>>72508873
>fuck off
fuck off

>>72509099
I was circumcised when I was about 4 mate

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>>72509126

>>72508227
>looking for fun
>bucks

>>72509099
they were one of those wimpish frightened kids too afraid to even touch their own cock

>>72509118
I study timothy james byrne

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>>72509055
holy shit!! you have tesco
get us a freddo

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>>72509170

>>72508752
You scored a total of 17

wew

>>72509099
didn't have a wank till i was 14 and had phimosis. got rid of it within a month though

>>72509118

as a child i had many obsessions including types of trees, car number plates, football league tables etc

>>72509272

you just had a normal foreskin that needed a little loosening

WHERE IS THE NEW

>>72509352
i'll have it ready in a min mate

>>72509363
thanks lad

When Will was a baby, I was scared of babies

>>72509187
>>72509099
this is true.

I retracted my willy for laughs when I was like 8 and then didn't do it again until I was like 15. I'm convinced All the growing in between made the willy too big for the skin.
have been wanking since so I can fully retract when soft and partially when hard. it's a bit difficult easier in the shower. not even sure if I can get fully hard.

dont even blame catholicism since it wasnt that strict. I was just a slow developer emotionally and physically. girls used to approach me and I'd decline because the urge to snog them hadn't overcome the embarrassment yet

>>72509118
I have 7 GB of pictures of diffenent cities and their buildings and skylines organized in folder trees by continent country region and city.

>>72509118
coins, planes, and trains
You affordably buy planes and trains so I buy coins

>>72509471
*can't affordably buy planes and trains

>>72509212
We also have a co-op as well but it's shit. There's only like 3 staff running the co-op at one time which is pretty shit for a supermarket. Tesco gets all the workers. Only problem is that Tesco is next to Sandveien which is like the Chav area of Lerwick

>>72509118
I've taken a screencap of every /brit/ OP I've posted in since 2014.

>>72509535
*neds

>>72509535
>chavs on the shetlands

britain was a mistake