Why do Americans use scissors to cut pizza?

it just werks.

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Do Americans store their scissors in the fridge?

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>>72495828
>americuts literally buy apple-brand Iscissors to cut their Ipizzas

>>72495781
Hmm, I am a craftsman, cook, hunter and fisherman. I am definitely quite adept with various pieces of hardened sharp steel for cutting and carving things. I therefore also have a pair of scissors around nearby.

I infact recommend scissors for those who can't cut things with single blade cutting tools without a risk of cutting themselves.

Then, after cutting up your pizza with scissors, you just continue with licking fat from your fingers, instead of your own blood. That's the American way. They are practical people.

>>72495781
if you can call that a pizza

>>72495952
they also cut their foreskins with special iScissors

They're called kitchen shears not "scissors."

>>72495781
because they invented it and they can do whatever the fuck they want with it.

Also they're free, unlike you dirty yuropoor faget

I do cut them with scissors though

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>>72500178
>design features for opening stuck jar lids and bottle corks and caps
Don't get triggered over it. We are one of the classic utilitarian blade nations and we very much do like scissors. And shears :)

>>72499019

Bollocks, get a knife and cut. Its not rocket science. Use a butter knife if you're so worried.

>>72502898
Yes, and it gets even more bollocks when you give a sharp knife to a hands that shouldn't never handle a sharp knife.

>be me
>in a group of people enjoying a sunny day in a park
>one person asks the group if anyone has a knife
>I have my carbon steel Opinel folder I keep very sharp
>I open it and lock it and present it handle first
>the person in need of knife says thanks and takes it
>the person then proceeds to cut an apple on top of her palm in a slicing motion
>I manage to blurt "Wait!"
>too late
>every finger is cut in this person's left hand >blood everywhere
>whining and crying
>ER trip
>picked up my Opinel from the ground, few meters away

This person has ever since disliked me. Not because of my knife but because this person fucked up in front of everyone.
>I made it worse by blurting that "Wait!"

Scissors (or shears) are better for some people. They just are. No offence.

>>72500106
iמספריים

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>>72505406
>not saying "careful it's fucking sharp" before handing it over
it was your fault, lad

>>72495781
My grandmother does this.
Was shocked and disgusted the first time I saw it as a kid.

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>>72495781
Yanks eat chicken wings pulling the meat out of the bones.

>>72505594
>not saying "careful it's fucking sharp"
It was a knife.
A knife.
Think about it.

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>>72506574
thanks aussiebro.