'lab edition
'nime
cara
>>72494163
post some bare legs kid
tim needs help
>threadsplitting
just said 'alas' to myself irl
business idea: produce tonnes of pornography starring women in hijabs in order to sexualise the hijab
doing a mild depression lads, nothing seems worth it haha
don't forget, no gf forever
lads should I do a Masters in Art Curating?
>>72494154
Stop single linking you fucking spastic
Really, really hate myself.
>>72494354
you already look like you'd be a security guy in an art museum if you'd button up so why not
Status: Obliterated
>>72494359
chomp on my huevos
>>72494379
When will you kill yourself?
>this united match
had an italian for lunch
>>72494354
rolled sleeves and twig arms always looks funny to me
>>72494406
I don't know, maybe at age 70 or 75 when the health becomes more trouble than it's worth and my pension funds run out.
beginning to think kraut gayposting isn't ironic
>>72494421
how was he
whoop de doo
i am not your homie
not your homie
>>72494379
hmm
maybe me
>ywn have a big willy
feels bad
>>72494469
a bit salty
>tfw you will NEVER be invited to a glow-in-the-dark party
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488938926225.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488938926225.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488938926225.webm
tried a carling cider yesterday. awful muck
>>72494393
>she
JENNY?
Brave Irish Celtic warriors cucked the limp wristed pencil necked Ʀnglo cuckbois in the rugby yesterday
Muslims
wouldn't mind having sexual intercourse with that little girl in Logan lads, if you know what I mean
>>72494531
EXCELLENT post
>>72494545
What did he mean by this?
>>72494514
>glow-in-the-dark party
umm yankie
we call that a "UV party" xxx
>>72494514
just a ploy so coloured girls can hide their ugly selves
>>72494497
Still plenty of opportunities for guys with small willies, even if it doesn't directly involve the willy.
Lot of money riding on the citeh liverpool game lads
If it finishes with the wrong outcome then it could be the long awaited 'cide
or a Master's in Museum and Heritage Studies?
need some direction lads
>>72494514
only runtoid drones actually think this is a good idea
I want a British girlfriend.
>>72494514
nobody ever will because they only happen on tv
U don't know me yeah u don know meeee
I am not ur homies yeh not ur homie!!!
>>72494514
what language is this
>tfw big willy
>tfw never used it
got a choon if anyone wants it
>>72494567
neato thanks. i'll remember that for the next time i post this
is it a worth getting the ol' ps4 lads?
>>72494627
>>72494645
no thanks
>>72494643
iktf
>>72494627
Go look for one on the Falklands.
>>72494643
>>72494702
What's it like having a big one?
>tfw she gives you the succ and doesn't stop at all as you come
HHHNNNGGGG
been hitting my stride lately I reckon lads
good deal of female attention but I'm still too autistic to act on it
>>72494654
Nah better off getting a decent PC.
t. owns PC + PS4
since when did man city have so many finnish fans
I remember this one off program that was on tele a while back
it was about a crossdressing teenager whose dad found his stuff, assumed it was his wife's and it nearly tore the marriage apart
just thought you'd like to know
>>72494729
it's good
Need a goal in the footy rapidly
>>72494729
>Go look for one on the Falklands.
good lad
>>72494781
I remember an episode of doctors where there was a tranny in it who was taking his mum's menopause pills to transition
Can't find my girly clothes and can hear my mum crying
>>72494654
name your purpose because xbox one s is the best current console
simply epic
Which way should I go lads?
>>72494729
>Go look for one on the Falklands.
honestly very proud of you for this
NEED a gf with a proper arse
immigrant rankings:
top tier
>all europeans bar spaniards
>chinese
>aussies + kiwis
mid tier
>russians
>poles
>slavs in general
>south americans
>spaniards
>yanks + canadians
shit tier
>pakis
>indians
>africans
>rest of the world
>>72494870
well the bottom one doesn't really exist
4 episodes of Iron Fist left lads, not sure if it's gotten better or worse as I've gone desu, probably about the same level of quality.
>>72494870
bottom one
then propel yourself upwards through the miracle of consumer capitalism, and finally pursue your dreams and shit
>>72494870
depends what your dreams are desu
what are your dreams?
>>72494888
brrft
>>72494840
the only reason to get an xbone is to play halo. ps4 is superior
>>72494767
never built or played a pc desu lad
>Flatmate just got back from her run and got in the shower
>Left her smelly running trainers in the hall unguarded
>>72494919
bring a huge GET home for /brit/
>>72494893
slavs are european dumb rorke
>>72494821
post legs
>>72494840
wanna play bf1, mass effect andromeda, witcher 3
>>72494961
is she a fitty?
What is the average cost of a home for a first time buyer?
HOW HASN'T THERE BEEN ANY GOALS REEEE
>>72495000
get a PC then
>>72495013
bout 3.50
>>72494954
I got a mate to build it for me but it's well better than PS4 since you can do a lot more with it including 'chonning it, also a hell of a lot more games.
Australia needs to be burned to the ground
>>72494965
pursue your dreams
pursue yoUR DREAMS
PURSUE YOUR DREAMS
>>72495013
7x the local annual salary
>>72495001
No, she's a chubster and is trying to lose weight
>>72495063
not to mention you can get any game for free easily
anybody got a decent stream link for man u and shitterpool
>>72494995
I honestly don't know how sizes work, especially with there being different systems in different countries.
>>72494995
>>72494995
>than
parkour looks quite cool but launching yourself at concrete again and again is fucking retarded
which one should i watch
>>72494770
>>>/sp/74772928
dlete this post
>>72495130
look at that monkey looking nigger holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMWTIYY5j54
ONE TWO THREE UH
>>72495212
say nigger
>>72495212
left looks cuter, is she mental?
>>72495229
her kitchen is messy
white people? REALLY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuK7YORVKKA
>>72495238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qMtsir0l9k
>>72495269
a bit
>>72495289
FUCK white people
>>72495298
arr rook the same
>>72495298
>72495238
meant for >>72495228
the kitter doing a sleep
>he has never played roller coaster tycoon and sped up the shuttle loop launch to kill the passengers
pity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw
what time signature is this in
>>72495228
absolute banger of a choon
>>72495074
7x the local salary here is Ā£189,000
The average house price is Ā£523,000
>>72495376
Sorry mate some of us went outside as kids.
>>72495406
FONT
>>72495344
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VYR67jp47I
>>72495406
>he was outside at literally all hours of the day
>>72495029
>>72495063
>>72495427
>>72495432
No wonder you're all fat cunts desu.
>>72495376
I made actual good parks.
>>72495400
congratulations! you are above average!
>>72495384
this video is so sick
>>72495450
done this
>>72495450
Dynamite Dunes was the best park
>>72495292
my gibi niggas
>>72495384
Uh/uh
dont want to meet your mumma
just want to make you cumma
why are the norweejians so good at snowboarding?
>>72495384
>manlet 3000
What was your childhood hobby?
>>72495540
trampolining, i was part of a club and i was sick at it
>>72495540
counterstrike 1.6
Lads, do you remember that lad on here who had his ears pinned back and wasn't happy with the results? He killed himself last week. ;_;
>>72495540
sucking off priests
>>72495612
Please don't spread rumours about me
>>72495540
cryin'
>>72495540
runescape
>>72495612
dont remember that specific episode but im sad to see a /brit/ lad go. How do you know he killed himself
>>72495625
delete this post mate
might go on leftypol aha
>>72495657
please stay there and dont bring their shite here, it just makes the whole place kick off
>>72495540
rolling spliffs for my dad and his mates
didn't realise until much later what I was actually doing
might have a cheeky takeaway for tea, any recommendations?
>>72494888
too thicc
How long do you expect to live?
>>72495612
he was a fucking annoying cunt so i'm glad he's offed himself.
>>72495698
I want to die
>>72495710
giz your postcode (or a nearby one...) and i'll check JustEat/Deliveroo.
>>72495710
that you terminate you existence, post haste
>>72495749
good
>>72495750
B91
>>72495540
pogs
pokemon cards
>>72495846
>B91
>B
>Birmingham
'sheed.
might do some matched betting lads
business idea: allow people to commit suicide
got terrible fear about work tomorrow desu
>Japanese thread
>Daily Japanese thread
>asean
why do I come here?
>>72495540
Lego, then computer games.
just had a very comfy sunday afternoon drinking pints and playing trivial pursuit with mates in a nice little pub down the road. got all my drinks paid for too which was nice.
>>72495890
Its not in Birmingham though you spazmoid
>cheekily asked for a nude
>fell into the trap of saying "it can be of whatever you want"
>got a picture of her dog
i deserve that desu
>wankchester shitty
>shillner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpyLRsFAP7o
>>72495846
SOLIHULL MENTIONED
business idea: communism
>>72495905
there's a cute new girl starting tomorrow. she's 19. praying they don't send her to sit with me so i can show her our department.
try this tongue twister
>>72495983
>>72495983
>>72495983
"Something in a thirty-hectare thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CUIQzJq04w
business idea: free gibs
>>72496022
its hardly a tongue twister when every word starts with the same sound.
>>72496004
I'm curious to see what would happen if they tried the REAL thing
Shame it hasn't happened yet
really makes u think x
autism awareness >>72473690
>>72496022
>th
might do an ol' kay of the em ess
>>72495612
RIP in pieces wingnut.
Business idea: Invade the US
>>72496092
this could be me if i wasn't so autistic. actually matched with a black girl on tinder, but i'm so afraid to ask her out because i've never gone on a date before.
>>72496022
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hW0MNvsol3
>>72496150
you were in that vocaroo thread last night weren't you
look, it may be a difficult, awkward experience, or it could be a fantastic experience, but you'll never know until you just grit your teeth and fucking do it.then you'll be a 40 year old man thinking why the fuck you didnt just fucking do it instead of fretting and worrying like a bitch
i dont mean to insult you but you have to just get it done
i'm just not attracted to women that aren't white
>>72496151
yeah it's pretty fucking easy when you talk at one word per minute.
>>72496224
like most black men
Just made a delicious cup of hot coffee with my amazing and convenient Aeropressā¢
>>72496219
>you were in that vocaroo thread last night weren't you
nah must've been someone else.
thanks though.
>>72496249
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1567VGc5FL7
Get rekt /brit/
>>72496265
>>72496265
>>72496265
black beans refrying
rice cooking
going to have a peng poverty dinner lads xx
suck my fucking cock
really hope heaven doesn't exist desu lads
>Our website and apps are experiencing technical issues at the moment. Our engineers are working hard to get them back up and running as soon as possible.
>Please check our Twitter account @justeatuk for further updates.
>>72496408
when you die you cease to be
>>72496260
wtf I feel like buying an Aeropressā¢ coffee machine now!!!!
not gay in any way but i like wanking with other lads
>>72496380
looked at my bank account and had like 500 quid more than i was expecting. shall be rewarding my serendipity with a chinky this evening.
>when you die you cease to be
>>72496359
>404
janny has our back
>>72496419
hope so
>>72496293
okay pretty good, now just work on losing your faggy accent.
why does trump take xanax?
for hispanic attacks
must have nerve damage because my actual anus hurts after deadlifting
have no pain anywhere except my anus and tailbone
>>72496359
>>72496430
send us some money lad x
>he doesn't have a car and a bike
Car for convenience and the bike for fun. Its pretty good with women around my age too. Pop a wheelie in front of them on your fast bike and they will start gushing.
>>72496419
have you died mate? do you know?
no, so fuck off
>>72496449
nah, gets me laid in America ;)
>>72495540
Played habbo from ages 10 through 21.
Now I am a severely socially stunted 20-something weirdo en route to suicide.
>>72496492
How old are you now? I thought people stopped playing Habbo years ago.
Think I stopped when I was about 15
>>72496468
dont give money to pakis or paki lovers. you fall into the latter category.
>>72496409
(((wolowitz)))
WHAT THE FUGG
getting a strong smell of freshly laid poo entering my nostrils
I'm literally just back from walking the dog as well and she pooed when we were out but I can definitely smell shite
>>72496456
h.ello reddit
>>72496532
don't want rorkist money anyway, probably worthless xx
>>72496479
lol
it's the only logical thing that happens
you cease to exist
that's it
game over
there's nothing after you die
wtf
he can't get away with this
lads I have like Ā£16 in change
a few pounds coins, a lot of silver and a lot of pennies
where would I even use this?
>>72496565
yeah have you been to the afterlife you prick?
didn't think so fucking cease IMMEDIATELY
>>72496589
take it to a bank
>>72496560
enjoy your shit-tier meal :)
>>72496565
pineal gland status: calcified
>lol
>it's the only logical thing that happens
>you cease to exist
>that's it
>game over
>there's nothing after you die
>>96
>>72496543
doing a poo right now, sorry
>>72496527
>I thought people stopped playing Habbo years ago
Most people did. It's a ghost town now.
Even way back when, most people stopped around age 14/15/16 when they got real friends IRL and started doing things offline.
I'm 24 now.
>>72496491
could i get laid in britain with an american accent?
>>72496589
in a place where you exchange goods and services for money
>>72496602
they need at least a high denomination of coins in bags before they can take them (Ā£1 in 1p, Ā£5 in 20 p etc) I don't have that much of each coin
with obesity rates as high as they are today, its surprising people still even point to someone's weight as a means to insult them
seems being skinny/trim is now the abnormal
>>72496612
what sort of post is this
>>72496622
if you say you're from LA definitely
>listening to emo song
>singer sad about a gf he had
bit upset to say the least
>>72496622
probably. anything perceived as exotic is enough. only if you're white though. only white trash shag muds in the UK.
>>72496621
Used to play Habbo from age 12, spent Ā£300 on furni using my mums card and got grounded for the summer holidays.
>>72496596
have you?
you don't know any better
don't worry though, it's natural for humans to try and think about dying being an okay experience
>>72496431
>>72496611
>>72496609
not an argument
>>72496570
How the fuck can an image this new have so much jpeg
>>72496650
go to one which has one of them auto sorting machines
>>72496570
the paul ryan healthcare bill as it stands now is a fucking disaster
>>72496677
I'm black. don't british girls like black guys?
drinking balvenie 40 lads
>>72496684
you have no idea, why are you claiming you do
>>72496665
seriously? most people here hate los angeles
what's a good VPN to use lads?
>>72496677
excellent. i'm a paisley white as you can get. my great great grandmum was born in cornwall, too. does that get me any extra points?
>>72496722
most normies here have a fascination with it
welcome to the human race
>>72496708
helps if you're an educated and a nice bloke. if you act like a nigger then you get treated as a nigger.
there is a VERY BIG house centipede on the wall above me RIGHT NOW
>>72496714
I'm making an educated guess
when you die, your brain just turns into a bunch of lifeless grey matter
there's no more signals being sent around your body
you cease to exist
What shall I spaff my bonus on lads? 2.3k tbqh, gonna spaff 400 or so.
Thinking maybe some new headphones, hmmm
are aussie bush hats on the same level as fedoras? would i be a loser if i wore one?
>>72496750
i doubt many people will care that your family is from cornwall 2bh. just be cool and nice. thats enough.
>>72496725
Nordvpn
>mum stupidly adopted a dog several years ago even though she is insane
>she's too lazy to get up in the mornings to let the dog out
>dog pisses and shits inside every single night
>back room reeks of stale dog piss
I've grown accustom to the madness because I am too autismal and poor to move out. But I always laugh when, once in a blue moon, one of my mum's friends come over. Can't imagine how they must feeling basking in the smell of putrid fecal matter.
>>72496801
>What shall I spaff my bonus on lads?
su
gday matey
>>72496861
animal abuse 2bh. dogs need walks.
Why is /brit/ always so fucking shit when the normies are here?
>>72496838
>>72496814
>>72496756
>>72496866
not an argument
I'll just assume that none of you are smart enough to come with an actual retort other than hatposting or "YOU NO NUTHIN GRRR"
>tfw too smart for /brit/
$200 lads, yeah?
it's incredible that even in our time, most people still believe in something absurd as a thing called "God".
lads the more I think about this art curation thing the more it makes sense
>>72496908
fun to see you guys living in a sloppy world of rough generalisations and unwarranted confidence in your beliefs
>>72496924
100% shite
get xiaomis
imagine actually, unironically being an atheist irl
>>72496952
>100% shite
>get shite instead
ok yank
ugly dumb hatposting scum
The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you
>>72496939
But yet you fat atheist love to watch dorky comic books movies
really makes me think
>>72496952
>>>/reddit/
atheism is a religion
>>72496921
>not posting the original
god isn't real
business idea: capeposting
i wish you would touch me
touching on my touch screen
I believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty, creator of Heaven and Earth, of all that is seen and unseen. I believe in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord
really rate this new Future tape
>>72497058
hello nigger
>>72497021
BOLLOCKS
Was meant to post this instead
palace or supreme?
may be a fedora statement but the more you learn about experimentation and scientific process the more you realise that religion is actually pure bullshit. cannot fathom what went wrong in someones life for them to believe in a magical sky wizard. at least science is able to replicate its observations and experiments and come to the same answers every time. religion cannot do that.
where's that lad i told to back BTTS
>>72497044
>I believe in one God, the Father
>I believe in Jesus Christ, His only Son
hmmm 1 + 1 = 1?
>>72497082
supreme is mostly shit but still better
>>72497082
supreme for skating, although palace is better for bunnin
>>72494514
Looks like shit. I prefer the pub.
>>72497072
alri brad from indiana
>>72497098
A Trinity, perhaps?
>>72494640
japanese
>>72497084
most people don't actually believe it
they just along with it for cultural reasons. it's something to do and talk about.
business idea: fedora bait when janny is present so hat-posters get banned
rollerlblafing is the thinking man's skateboarding
>>72497148
seems a bit silly but ok.
>>72497172
>>72497172
>>72497172
why do christians deny evolution?
>>72496092
how do i get black gf
>>72497098
Jesus isn't a God.
>>72497189
castrated
>>72497189
>>72497189
JANNY'D
>>72497189
howling
>>72497189
quick draw j, known to take down 3 threads with only one clic
>>72497189
JANNITO
3 wanks today because I was very hungover. Feeling euphoric now.
>[Deleted]
>implying brexit will happen
>implying trump will win
>implying scotland will stay
Hat-posting is an important part of British culture, fuck off Janny you utter monglet.
janny in overdrive
alri lads
>>72497301
>>72497301
>>72497301
>>72497295
HE'S HAVING AN ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN
I know more about science than Werner Heisenberg did I can confidently say there is no god
>>72497130
The "trinity" honestly makes zero sense when you consider everything G-d ever said in the Tanakh. Deuteronomy 3:4, Numbers 23:19, Isaiah 42:8, et cetera. The """new testament""" is a sham like the book of mormon.
>>72497295
need a strong assertive janny bf to delete my threads
>>72497184
most religious people haven't read a single page of their so called holy books
if they go to church or mosque or the gudwara or whatever it's for social reasons
>>72497335
post machines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4
they call him "quickdraw"...
>>72497393
>>72497393
>>72497393
>>72497368
just reinforces people's perceptions of religious people being retarded 2bh
>>72497335
rasheed
>>72497330
I have taken acid 30+ times and can confidently say that god exists within all of us
>>72497335
and the old testament?
>>72497368
this
other day i found out my catholic nan has never read the bible
>>72497389
EXCELLENT post
>>72497368
one of the dumbest things i've ever read desu
find a muslim who's never read the qoran... i dare you
>people dont believe that God exists, Lucifer and the fallen exist, that Muhammed exists, that there are dieties we couldnt even concieve, all of whom have there own planes to rule.
>>72496092
>I wish white guys would like thick Puerto Ricans!
Umm sweetie?
Fuck off janny you sadcase
what the fuck janny
page 6 you nutter
absolutely love how janny triggers you autists. really is amusing see you losers sperg out
brb gonna pay Janjan a little visit
*grabs knuckleduster*
literally shaking rn
what an autistic little cretin
janny you madman
probably because you all posted anime nonstop
>>72497770
Found him lads
haha alri janny you fucking cunt
janny is legitimately a retarded person
page 6
>>72497822
>>72497822
based janny bfto anime nonces
>>72497789
do not post this again
>>72497830
HOWLING
>>72497830
nice job you fucking nonce twat
>>72497830
HE'S ON A RAMPAGE
For freeā¢
JANN'D
anyone seen my insulin
>>72497912
giving this one a wait
Janny look over there! *points towards /cum/*
>>72497918
>>72497954
HE'S STILL GOING
What's living in the UK like, bros
I've been there before with family and it seemed like quite a nice place tee bee eich