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Ja/ck/ edition.
Previously: >>72488439.
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>>72490884
Jan
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lara
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nice gambit
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Spent the whole day in bed, need to got o the shop and get something to eat though.
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*flick your ear*
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>>72490987
dont
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>>72490884
>>72490945
has he done anything really special recently? haven't seem him serve raw chicken in a while desu
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playing this
http://www.nats.aero/careers/trainee-air-traffic-controllers/games/game/shapetracking/
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Won big on the footy yesterday lads
What shall I back in this game?
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I'm a self-made millionaire, thug living out of prison, pistols in the air
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>be air traffic controller
>get stabbed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitaly_Kaloyev
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>complain about the short, dark days for months
>only now realise that i miss the dark and comfy walks at 5:00 during mid december
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>>72491038
she seems retarded with that soap
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interesting illustration
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>>72491069

BTTS
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39319503


>Historical dramas 'limit UK black actors'


>Actress Thandie Newton has said she "can't work" in the UK because there are no roles for black and minority ethnic actors in historical dramas.

>London-born Newton said the number of costume dramas had led to "slim pickings for people of colour".

>In 2015, the star of A United Kingdom said: "We make period dramas in Britain, but there are almost never black people in them, even though we've been on these shores for hundreds of years.

>The migration of black British actors to the US has been criticised by Hollywood star Samuel L Jackson.

>He criticised the industry for hiring UK stars to play American roles, and said: "We've got a lot of brothers here that need to work too."
Why is the UK so bloody racist? Don't they know of all the blacks that have been here for hundreds of years? Also they steel black American jobs (Black people steel)
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>>72491107
*sniff sniff*
ah yes
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and i raise my head and stare, into the eyes of a stranger
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>work tomorrow
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>>72491150
the bbc are shit
everything they make is shit
all british television is shit
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>>72491150

Just hire actors of colour in equal proportions to how the proportions were for the people they portray
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>>72491052
What level?
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>>72491187
Wish I didn't have a mortgage, I'd just quit.
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>>72491052

got to level 13
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>He doesn't want Syrian refugees to come here
>He wants them to get killed by Russians
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>>72491201
good post
>>72491211
bloody racist
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>>72491150

they get plenty of work on crimewatch, fuck off
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eating a corn dog
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>>72491150
Halfbreeds are the worst 2bh. They're white when it fits them and black when it fits them. Nobody called Obama half-white because muh black president.
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>>72491280
what exactly is a corn dog?
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>work tomorrow

hate this feeling

is there literally no way to relax on a sunday?
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>>72491280
FOY
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>>72491301
Taking monday off is literally the only way. It has been mathematically proven.
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Friday is the greatest day of the week
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>>72491296
Hot dog deep fried in corn batter.
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haven't had a decent break off work since Christmas and even that was only 6 days

i fell like i have just grinding non stop endlessly for the past couple of months. it is driving me insane

i need a fucking break
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>>72491340
ah right
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>>72491296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ7MNjwtvCU
hotdog on a stick, dipped in corn batter and deep fried
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>>72491336
>Not based Thursday
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s13Q2MDdbk3o
what kind of accent does this guy have? is it scottish?
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>>72491351
I have not had time off since September.
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>>72491389
It is a bender accent.
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>tfw no £1.5mn to buy link related

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-61522229.html

JUST
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>>72491389
aye
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>>72491351
same, got a week off coming up in a week at least though
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Just snorted 1/4th a pill I got the other week - wasn't sure if it was dodgey or not so just testing it out
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>>72491390
>>72491351
ive never had time off because ive never had a job
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>>72491351
Only 45 more years my good lad.
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>>72491428
this
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>>72491351
i'm refraining from having much of a break for the first third of the year so that i can save it for the rest of the year. i just need to get through the treacherous first four months then i will be more lenient with myself for the rest of the year
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want a chilean or argentinian gf
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Remember lads it's mother's day next week.

Get a card and don't end up in the dog house like I do every year.
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>>72491428
NEET scum.
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>>72491393
ah no
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>>72491449
my mum died 4 years ago
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>>72491393
it almost looks natural here
maybe its the black-style hair
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>>72491393
what's her Instagram breh?
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got kicked out of mass for playing pokemon go in the church
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>>72491410
Good climate 2bh, bit jelly of the ability to grow palm trees in England.
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>>72491449
I'm paying for my Mum to get her hair done and gonna get her some flowers, chocolate and a card.
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>>72491449
>tfw its her 50th birthday on the same day
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>>72491464
>flag
>mum

good lad
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>>72491123
Backed this la
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doing a think about the ol' 'cide
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>>72491449
older sis takes care of that shit
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>>72491473

https://www.instagram.com/georgiatyndall1/
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>>72491464
get her flowers then
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>>72491480
Slightly incompetent on sundays, will attach pictures the first time around in the future.
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>>72491513
haha he wants to die
(so do I)
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>>72491150
thandie is a legitimate 10/10

she's not wrong either 2bh
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>>72491464
ah yes
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>>72491449
cheers
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this is what my holiday schedule looks like for 2017

thoughts?
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>>72491211
except back the n it would be 99% whites so in a typical show there would be no blacks
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>>72491521
>https://www.instagram.com/georgiatyndall1/

Would probably shag but she does look very strange and I would NOT enjoy listening to her conversation.
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>>72491590
on 2nd thoughts, I don't think I would. She looks like a fucking gremlin.
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>>72491579
should take some more time off in July
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>>72491590
>>72491633
yeah something looks off about her.

idk. She kinda reminds me of one of those Real Dolls which isn't a good thing
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>>72491527
good idea actually
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me on the left
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>>72491648
nah
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How do you deal with the fact that everyone else is out there living their lives, having fun with friends and making memories that they'll treasure for the rest of their lives, while you sit looking at a computer screen day in day out... life just passing you by
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jKiMMrG23I
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>>72491579
All those random single and double days look off to me because German work law says that your year must contain 14 consecutive workfree days at some point, leaving fewer days for other occasions.
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>>72491741
the computer doesn't give me anxiety that being outside does
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>>72491547
>she's not wrong either 2bh

Yeah mate that massive historical black population of Britain.
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>>72491590

reckon shes nice but dim
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>>72491730
>1000%
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>>72491743
Business Idea: Become a loan shark
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>>72491793
>https://www.instagram.com/georgiatyndall1/
gonna dm her lads and see if I can get any nudes
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>>72491741
You could change that you self-defeating git.
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>>72491783
what?

it's not controversial to point out that if most of what you produce are period dramas you'll mostly end up hiring white people for the roles x
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Business idea: convince cute, barely legally aged, still sexually insecure guys to become traps.
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>>72491741
>>72491771
THIS
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>>72491841
easier said than done
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>>72491862
bit gay
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i know a place on the edge of the red light district where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up so you better drive brother
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>>72491857
Yeah but it's fucking retarded to demand roles for black people in them.
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b
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>>72491862
The forum sliding and canvassing on /r9k/ over the last 4 years has been weird. Dunno who is behind it but it appears to have been very affective. Plenty of mush-brained idiots seem to have fallen for it.
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>>72491888
*opens car door perfectly*
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>>72491880
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ah yes the north
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56796352.html
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naming my daughter 'destiny faith hope summer'
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>>72491741
I have the option of going out there and doing stuff and I can safely say I prefer being in here sat at the computer.
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>>72491951
then she grows up and legally changes it to miley ray
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>>72491951
Gonna name my daughter Edith because I think it is going to come back around as a fashionable name.
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listening to Amy Winehouse lads
very good to be fair to her, dunno why I never gave her the time of day before now
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>>72491951
FOY
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*overdoses and dies*
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Why's no one called Ebenezer nowadays? I'll give my son that name.
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going to name my daughter mugi after my favorite k-on
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>>72491949
Looks like an American expat commissioned that thing. Oversized and gaudy.
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>>72492046
Gay twat
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>>72492067
Rorke
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>>72492067
Scrooge gave the name a bad rep
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>>72492067
I knew a gay black kid at primary school who had that name
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eating a banana sideways lads
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Set up the tinder profile lads. Here's my description.
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>>72492067
ebenezer goode
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>>72492092
you're as bad as horse fuckers
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business proposition: convert to a religion just in case it turns out to be real
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â–²
â–² â–²
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>>72492123
What is this actually from?
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>>72492123
looks good lad
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>>72492123
Robotic.
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Farage talks to Le Pen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIa-FvGFSZ4

They both agree the holocaust didn't even happen
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>>72492138
t. 'sheed
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some marvin gaye, some luther vandross...
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>>72492138
t. every old person facing imminent death
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the astrally awakened gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTBz0ZckIMU
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>>72492138
which one though? what if it turns out there's a god of atheism who put all the bullshit religions on earth to test human credulity and the believers and followers of all faiths go straight to hell and atheists straight to heaven?

what then?
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>>72492123
are these symptoms of something?
they all apply to me lol
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>>72491032
>>72491428
>>72491472
>>72491515
>>72491996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S
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>>72492123
women love a project
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I sure am glad nobody's going to reply to this post
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London slang is a monument to the death of Britain.

Prove me wrong.
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>>72492226
deep in thought trying to figure out the purpose of this post
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>>72492136
dont understand the comparison
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>>72492118
I remember someone before telling me about a gay black kid called Ebenezer so either it's exclusively a gay black kid name or this gay black kid could be the link in our six degrees of separation
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Intellectual battles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_y7ZZmYVPA

DAILY DOSE
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>>72492254
they said the same about Cockneys
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>>72492198
>>72492149
probably autism or aspergers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQpTf2wuuno
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>>72492206
>that gimpy lisp

kek
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money is a form of energy
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>>72492254
i disagree

london slang is great
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>>72492254
nah, slang is great
language prescriptivism is great to a degree but get fucked if you can't enjoy new words and phrases cropping up
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>>72492183
Bet they got those leather armchairs on communal funds while the local church has to ask visitors for donations to renovate the wooden benches.
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quite disgusted with what just came out of my bottom
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>>72492206

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PGRGFchO5s
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money is nothing more than numbers on a screen and pieces of paper
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>>72492287
>>72492334
t. statistically non-white

>>72492332
t. counting down the days until England is but a memory
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hope gta london has a chav slag as a playable character
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>>72492375
really great debate, glad you started it
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money is the schrodingers cat of economics
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Need a thicc gf
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>>72492407
>ask for proof to the contrary
>only receive ad hominem
lmao

state of you london pakis
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>>72492426
me behind the one way mirror
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>>72492409

Bannon is clearly superior to some shitty actor. Bannon has been great at many different endeavours in his life.
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doing an intersectional poo (poo+wee)
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>>72492394
the main characters will be
>london nig grime mc
>chav slag
>old school 40 something cockney gangster
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>already 12pm

fuck's sake
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>>72492426

>5kg plates
>gloves
>trainers
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>>72492371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uYEqoKvRfc
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>>72492409
>second most powerful man in the world
>an actor
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>>72492148
? ? â–²
â–² â–²
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turns out that lots of folk paint knobs on their houses in bhutan

depicting ejaculation optional
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>>72492409
Isn't harvard educated entrepreneur that created multiple successful businesses and Idris pretends on camera.
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>>72492254
using london slang outside of london is dumb and makes no sense to the people you're talking to, but its fine inside london. I'm basically fine with it existing but I don't want to hear it.
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are hispanics white?
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>>72492409
1. Bannon isn't a white nationalist
2. He probably is superior.
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Gf just sent me this, says she's all alone.
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will need another shower
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gf just sent me this
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>>72492590
a bit
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>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community.
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>>72492446
>ad hominem
oh sorry I didn't realise you'd skimmed the wikipedia page on logical fallacies before posting
please accept my apologies on trying to discuss the matter with you, I didn't realise who I was dealing with here
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>>72477745

>this whole thread
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>>72492634
The moves.
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DRAKE IS A DISGUSTING SEXIST PIG
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>>72492653
>fallacy fallcy instead of an actual argument
ah yes, pakis
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>>72492426
how does anyone take these women seriously.
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>>72492481
p good
could add a paki character so the character switching wheel is full
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>>72492594
yes he is
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>>72492655

This one >>72477862 gets me every time. I'm guilty as charged
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YdfZmpZySc
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>>72492671
why is whatsapp letting you know you're a virgin lmao
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>>72492590
yes i think
latinos mostly are not
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>>72492676
think you've fallen into the having autism fallacy
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i'm 21 and still call my father daddy
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>>72492718
every time im listening to a song i like i imagine im performing it in front of my old school
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WHERE WAS THE MOMENT WE NEEDED THE MOST?
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>>72492745
that's just the gf messaging me but I'm ignoring her for an hour or two

treat em mean keep em keen
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>>72492751
>back to ad hominem
ah yes, the pakis
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>>72492745
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>>72492826
you've fallen into the paki fallacy
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In the middle of making the magazine and I'm really struggling to use photoshop because I'm quite drunk so I'm giving up because I can't cut out properly
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not gay but penises are better looking than vaginas
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>>72492807
shit song
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>>72492671
wew, she really needs to fuck off.
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I'll always remember when someone sent tim some hatposts

sadly he didn't dwell on them much

someone should send tim some more memes
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>>72492814
>his gf calls him a virgin
lmao
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>>72492826
>accuses him of ad hominem
>finishes with ad hominem
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>>72492751
you've fallen for the fallacy fallacy
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need a gf (female)
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Have just been eating junk shit and betting on football games all day lads
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>>72492853
/brit/ monthly? Been gagging for the new issue tbqh.
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Not even bait, but why are so many people heterosexual?
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I've fallen for the phallus fallacy

ohhh myyyyy
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>>72492848
paki paki paki

out out out

>>72492888
>he thinks people should try to seriously and rationally approach ad hominem pakis
another london shitskin, I see.
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>>72492862
gay fallacy
>>72492871
musical fallacy
>>72492886
schizo fallacy
>>72492887
green text fallacy
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need a bf (female)
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poo pains hit after midnight
very inconvenient
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>>72492876
all the lefties BTFO her in the replies for having no diversity on her albums
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>>72492914
Yeah I was talking about it in the previous thread why I haven't done it
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alri lads, strap in
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>>72492920
everyone's heterosexual

gay people only think they're gay because of abuse during childhood affecting their mental development
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>>72492922
repetition fallacy
>>72492932
gimmick fallacy
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>at party
>girl standing by herself not speaking to anyone
>start chatting to make her feel included
>start to feel a bit sick so say I'm going for a walk
>ask if she'd like to come and she says yes
>we walk around a bit just chatting shite
>go back to party and split up
>before she leaves she comes and says goodbye
did I fuck it by not making a move?
>>
>>72492862
theres a spectrum of ugly penises and vaginas
>>
Why do non-whites even come here? We don't want darkies.
>>
>>72492927
fallacy fallacy
>>
>>72492943
Ahh yes the source of the happening, Daily Star on Sunday
>>
>>72492943
Finally a world war in a different hemisphere. I'm tired of Europe getting blown to bits in every single major war that happens.
>>
>>72492922
yes because anyone who calls you out for being a moron is a london shitskin
fuck off you vile little rodent
>>
>WWII bomber found moon
bloody hell
how did it get there lads?
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>wakeup at 4pm
>almost time for tea
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>4:15 PM

stop stop stop stop STOP STOP STOP STOP!!! NO! I DONT WANT THE DAY TO END!!! I DONT WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cannot wait for the new Korean War
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>>72492970
i don't know ive never been to a party
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>>72492962
Ah yes I enjoyed being abused by being aroused by boys.
>>
>>72492992
Asia was already at war before Europeans in WW2
>>
>>72492970
You fucked up by being a normie and going to a party.

>>72492971
Yeah but the worst penises aren't as bad as the worst vaginas. Conversely the best penises aren't as good as the best vaginas.
>>
>tfw don't even dread work anymore
>moved into nice new offices
>work got more interesting & pays well

wew laddos
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>>72493030
if you weren't abused as a child but you find men attractive then it means you're a tranny
>>
>>72493012
EMPLOYMENT FALLACy
>>72493014
WAR FALLACY
>>72493030
gay fallacy
>>72493033
racist fallacy
>>
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>uni tomorrow
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>>72493009
>>72493012
the strife of the modern man summed up quite succinctly here
>>
so lads the two most viable 'cide methods available to me are the ol train track or the ol cliff edge

which one would you recommend?
>>
>>72492943
the best koreans are forever making these threats. surprised anyone even still notices them
>>
>>72492671
https://twitter.com/lilyallen/status/843494940638416897

she'll cave into anyone with dark skin
>>
>>72493033
you've called everyone in this thread a paki after three people disagreed with you
think you might be a little triggered yourself bossman
>>
>>72493078
>attending lectures/seminars/tutorials
>>
Anyone got the image the kraut has posted a few times of the 4 different house layout designs?
>>
>>72493084
isn't that an alt-right coalburner?
>>
>all these lads crying because they whave work tomorrow
>tfw I work for free and I'm not even a janny
>>
>>72493026
>>72493040
FOAL
>>
>>72493085
Charcoal
>>
>>72493115
Interested in this, too, because I have no clue what you're talking about.
>>
>>72493085
1. don't kill yourself
2. don't be a selfish cunt and kill yourself by train, traumatising a driver and inconveniencing potentially thousands of people.
>>
>>72493113
tutes are the only thing you should be attending
>>
>>72493156
nah
>>
>>72493111
>bossman
the paki reveals himself once more
>>
>>72493143
other people are the least of my concern if i want to kill myself
>>
>>72493085
train
but you'd be surprised by how easy it is to 'hang' yourself and its only 15 seconds of conciousness
>>
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some of these old communist emblems were /fa/ af
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>>72493009
fat people eat when they want with no regard for timetables
if you're waiting for an opportunity then eat then you're probably underweight
>>
>>72493165
i think you're mistaken on the use of bossman
>>
>>72492992
Doesn't count as WW3 if there isn't blood shed in Europe
>>
>>72493119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCa1SNTH6X4
nah
>>
>>72493113
don't respond to me, degenerate
>>
there's a duck stuck in my garden that can't fly

what do
>>
Not even racist but love saying the word nigger haha
>>
>>72493227
nurse it back to health
>>
>>72493224
>attend all your contact hours
>still end up with the same grade as loads of people who don't

lmao
>>
>>72493212
>pakis think they aren't """""TECHNICALLY""""" pakis
LMAO
>>
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>>72493198
>>
>>72491043
>serve raw chicken in a while desu
Link to where he's done that before?
>>
>>72493227
duck and pancakes for dinner
>>
>>72492206
Sounds like you had a dick in your mouth.
>>
having a crisis haha
>>
having a dick in my mouth haha
>>
>>72493291
hope it doesn't end
>>
Never once bit my nails

Only loonies and women do that
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just remembered that time i was fingered in the bum by a paki in the pub again

god wish i could forget about that haha!
>>
>>72493313
bit gay haha
>>
>tfw rorke but address taxi drivers as 'bossman' when out with the lads
>>
>>72493334
>fingered in the bum by a paki in the pub

sounds like a line of poetry
>>
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>>72493260
is it worth becoming communist so the UK can get one of these?
>>
>>72492943
Any burgers about? Do the world a favour and be the man who fires the bullet and starts WW3.
>>
love listening to joe rogans epic crazy rants. even when hes talking complete shite its still so entertaining
>>
lithuanians invited trannies to /balt/, and they won't leave
>>72493313
>>72493334
bit gay
>>
think tim needs a new laptop

business idea: buy tim a new laptop
>>
>>72493334
Posts like this is why /brit/ should be banned
>>
>>72493388
it is NEVER worth becoming a communist
>>
>>72493395
what's the ROI on this?
>>
>>72493389
They almost have ICBMs now. Trump will probably launch a preemptive strike in a few weeks.
>>
>>72493089
>best koreans

hello ?reddit
>>
why has /brit/ been so slow today?
>>
out of milk and all the shops are closed RREEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK SUNDAY TRADING LAWS
>>
>>72493433
Either way, it means a few dozen million less of your insufferable faggots on the planet. There are plenty of other places with nukes just itching to test them out on American cities.
>>
>>72493334
I want to hear this story
>>
what will the uk be like in 10 lightyears time?
>>
>>72493457
>living in a country with restricted Sunday trading

literally third world

t. occupant of the Scottish utopia
>>
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>>72493457
>tfw live 10 minutes away from a shop which is open until 11pm on Sundays
Heh, pleb.
>>
New: >>>/tv/80622756
(not my thread but i like amdad)
>>
>>72493504
>>72493504
>>72493504
>>
>>72493496
it's a unit of distance
not time
mong
>>
People that do the ol 'cide via train should be resuscitated then shot.
>>
fuck off sargon
>>
>>72493520
kiek
>>
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>>72493549
alri train autist
>>
>>72493506
Doesn't Scotland have ridiculous laws about selling alcohol after 10pm?
>>
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FUCK DRUMPF
>>
>>72493549
Why? Because they inconvenienced one of your commutes to Mr Noseberg's offices?
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girlfriend's in a coma lads (I know it's serious)
>>
>>72493584
Yes.
>>
>not living within walking distance of a petrol station that sells alcohol and fags 24/7/365
>>
>>72493575
In shops yeah. You can't buy alcohol in a shop after 22:00. You can still buy it in bars / clubs etc.

A more recently introduced thing as well is that you can't even openly carry sealed alcohol on a train after 21:00. You can drink alcohol on a train before 21:00 but after then you are literally not even allowed to carry alcohol that's not hidden in a bag.
>>
they should have made more black dynamite
>>
>>72493579
when will you yank cunts get it through your fat heads that /brit/ isn't for yank politics
>>
>he wasn't born after blair was elected
>>
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>>72493663
African muslims exist
>>
>>72493643
Ah yes, the so called utopia
Sounds fucking awful
>>
Managed to get quite a few (You)s in this thread >>72477745 if anyone is short on their daily quota it's a good place to stock up.
>>
In seoul from May - August lads

would be VERY unfortunate if I was killed due to war haha
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>>72493687
that's some intense autism
>>
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>>72493679
>he wasn't born when the iron curtain was still in place
>on the other side of the iron curtain
Do you think I post Trabants in every third /brit/ for fun?
>>
just discovered that some girls are bigger than others lads
imagine my surprise
>>
>he was born after the John Major glory years

HOWLING
>>
>>72493663
>But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs in the community
>>
what would happen if you got drunk as fuck on a train?
or would they cut you off before that happened?
>>
>Actress Thandie Newton has said she "can't work" in the UK because there are no roles for black and minority ethnic actors in historical dramas.

Boo hoo
>>
>>72493742
she's shit anyway
>>
>>72493737
my dad was on a flight to the US once and this guy got so drunk they had to take him off the plane in a wheelchair

surprised they let him in the country haha
>>
french wanker is asking stupid questions again
>>
>>72492067
i know two lads called ebenezer
>>
>>72493742
Yes, this is the third time I've had to read this rorke.
>>
>>72493737
Nothing. It happens every weekend when people travel to football games.
>>
>>72493251
good goy, waste your uni years
>>
>>72493737
You can bring your own alcohol on a train, I've got fairly drunk with mates on a 2hr train journey.

Nobody really gets drunk on trains buying it on-board because it's so expensive, It's illegal to serve a drunk person so yeah...they'd cut you off at some point.
>>
where is the new?
>>
>>72493782
you're wasting them by going to lectures
>>
>that angry aussie in this thread
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDe10te1rgg
>>
>>72493804
janny is on duty, need to adhere to the imaginary rules which aren't written down anywhere
>>
I was Remain pending reparations, now I'm soft brexit pending decolonial justice
>>
>>72493847
ah yes wasting his and our time once again
>>
>>72493847
that thread was made at 306 so he might allow us one now that the bump limit is reached
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dOalYHqoHg
>>
>he doesn't remember Anthony Eden being elected
>>
>>72493793
>It's illegal to serve a drunk person

If they enforced this to the letter then the pub industry would be in some trouble desu
>>
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>work tomorrow
>>
>>72493901
I already realise my mistake but I won't delete this post
>>
>>72493941
>>72493941
>>72493941
cheeky
>>
>>72493928
nonce
>>
>>72493937
Go outside
>>
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>>72493945
>>
>>72493945
fuck off pedos
>>
>>72493809
kys
attendance should be mandatory
>>
Just brushing the hair on my doll.
>>
>>72493937
>those /r9k/ wageslave vs NEET threads where all the posts which are ostensibly made by NEETs are actually wageslave false-flags and all the wageslave posts are false-flags by NEETs

always amusing
>>
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>>72493973
I had 0% attendance for my second year of Uni.
>>
>>72493973
people who have to attend lectures to get decent grades are stupid

>he isn't getting a 1st class STEM degree from a rustlers group whilst barely going to anything and getting fucked every other day
>>
>>72493999
>>72494033
runts
this is why this country deserves to collapse
>>
special speaker coming into uni tomorrow but i don't think i can make it because i think i may have broken my foot at the club last night
>>
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>>
>>72494056
sounds like you're the idiot mate

do you need your lecturer to hold your hand whilst you do your exam
>>
>>72494056
Why attend something you don't need? I can just read what I need to know.
>>
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>>72494033
>people who have to attend lectures to get decent grades are stupid

For something like medicine you could probably make a case for actually attending lectures but for mathematics, chem, physics, anything paper-based STEM this is definitely true.

The autismo who self-studies at home all day will always beat the normoid who attends lectures.
>>
Australia needs to be nuked
>>
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>>72493969
>Wagecucks who spend their days couped up in their office pen telling others to go outside

O Im laffin
>>
>>72494103
This.
>>
>>72494073
you're there for 3 years paying for it, might as well get as much knowledge and advice from the experts as possible
>>
>>72494110
If you're sat on your arse in front of a computer all day you might as well get paid for it.
>>
>>72494110
>Nothing gets me off more than a hung, unemployed man
I can't stop laughing
>>
>>72494154
>wageslaves arguing with neetslaves
my sides
>>
>>72494102
i'm a normoid who doesn't go to lectures, goes out 3 times a week, and only does coursework + about 2 weeks of work before exams

where do i fit into this

>>72494141
lecturers aren't experts
i've learnt far more doing an industrial placement than in what i ever did in the rest of my degree
>>
>>72494192

>>72494192

>>72494192
>>
>>72494200
>>72494175
hmm
>>
hopefully, the 'nitor will delete this one too
>>
>>72494235
use the earliest one as always
>>
>>72494235
singleposters, when will they learn
>>
>>72494267
yeah but the dumbcunt didn't make it obvious it was a new so now we've lost some friendos to the other one
>>
>>72494295
>mine stayed up
never
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JANjan has lost it
>>
new
>>72494154
>>72494154
>>72494154
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>>72494348

>>72494348


>>72494348
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>>72494326
>>72494328
she left this one up >>72494175
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