/brit/

fuck cara tbqh

FUCK white people

FUCK me

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have to walk the dog but I want to just stay home and shitpost

*come over*

>>72488456
*equips baseball bat*
get the fuck outta kid if you know what's good for ya
*takes drag on cigarette*

>>72488380
i guess that's why this day is called sungay haha

fuck scots

>>72488482
>she's in a relationship
Fucking slag, she still wants your dick

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Got a boner reading that screenshot
Need a girl to sit on my lap

>looking into doing some volunteering at galleries/museums
>Successful applicants will have previous experience in a Museum or Gallery or Guiding role.
ffs

What's your preferred method of suicide?

Wish girls would give me a chance

>>72488513
I'm not convinced

I panicked a bit and replied "Can't do much from here"

saw at least a hundred people lined up for the 'hain on my way home this afternoon

>>72488498
Wish I had a dog so I'd be forced to go outside and get some fresh air and occasionally some sun more often.

>>72488525
She literally offered to sit on your cock you melt. She wants it

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>>72488517

>>72488517
>>72488518
>>72488521
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

deadlift day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tMxoSLWUfk

>>72488546
>fuck school shootings
what's a school shooting every done to you cunt

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>>72488518
IV fent

>>72488517
>can't get job without experience
>can't get experience without job

slay all gymgoers

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>>72488546
Liberal "leftists" get the bullet too

>>72488476
rude

school shootings need to be hung from a tree

wish all gymgoers would slay me haha

>>72488566
it's not even a job it's volunteering

I heard we have a schoolshootingphobe ITT? whats your fucking problem?

gymgoers slay yaaaaaaaaaaaaas

>>72488565
you're fucked as mate

https://twitter.com/ElliottRHams/status/842076057872281612

oyyyyyyyyy veyyyyyyyyyyyy

what's your favourite pejorative lads?

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>want to volunteer at cancer research shop
>need a PhD

>>72488555
t. Nigeqhibel al surya

thoughts on the alt-right hoteps alliance?

>>72488653
British

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>>72488617
Also what do Ozzies even put in their museums? Didgeridoos and stuffed roos?

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>>72488638
Why do you say that?

Genuinely curious as it is virtually the perfect method.

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>have a phd
>neet

>>72488662
>2 tiny fringe movements allying on a mutual love of not getting anything done
whocareslol

live in manc and i haven't seen sara once ffs

>>72488699
you're meant to say
>i have no preferred method of suicide, as suicide is a crime
can't believe you're disseminating advice on suicide like a clown handing out sugarcubes to kids

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JANNY'S ON A KILLING SPREE

>>72488662
pretty good

>>72488694
That and pillaged relics from our romp in Germany :)

Wasn't there some article a while back about a guy who had a PhD in physics but ended up working in a call centre?

Think he jumped off the roof.

>>72488713
Judging by her Insta she's in the same café all the time

>>72488766
wasnt that an onion article?

considering swapping my Masters Degree from Political Economy to Art Curating

>>72488766
yes that's true

>>72488751
peng

>>72488749
He's working overtime, definitely in need of a raise. How much do janitors make per chance ?

>>72488782
Nah

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304096/Graduate-physics-PhD-31-fell-death-block-flats-taking-job-centre-qualified-for.html

>>72488797
The same as most people in /brit/

>>72488766
ah yes, very clever

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>>72488793
Whatever that's supposed to mean.

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>>72488751

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>>72488747
Suicide isn't a crime in the UK though (but giving advice on it probably is).

However I wasn't giving advice, I was merely answering your question with a fact about myself.

>>72488844
come on lads, where are the cute bulges

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Dear brits,
kindly explain.

Taken from Sainsburys website.

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>girls don't have bulges

>>72488826

he seems likely to have been an aspie incel

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This kills the American.

bored of work

how do i quit

>>72488910
as in only consumes british produce I'd assume

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OI

>>72488931
Shit on the boss's desk.

>>72488910
some people want to buy groceries produced in this country
not really that big of a head scratcher

>>72488929
would type a single key on that simply disgusting keyboard

Hmmmm.
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Kitchen-Fun-27738211

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>>72488844

why are girls SO cute? it's really AGGRAVATING me

>>72488910
halal >:D

>if you pause a song on Spotify free version then click a new song it transitions with no ad

It has literally been like this since the first version. At this point you have to question whether it is even a bug or if it's an intended feature. Feel like they would get more shekels if they removed this though.

why are chebs so great lads?

>>72488969
phoar

i'd put my penis in her alright

i bloody would!!!

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>>72488964
avert your eyes

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>>72488710
>not getting anything done
>running the white house
makes you think

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>>72488969
Yeah, I wish boys were this cute.

Oh wait, they are.

>>72488977
Spotify free is literally unusable

>>72488969
>pic unrelated

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>>72488969
>>72488844
can't spend too long on 4chan without wanting a tug desu

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>>72489002

no way, i was thinking the same thing! great minds think alike aha

>>72488969
you're designed to find women attractive

>>72489050
what if we both stick our willies into her at the same time??

>>72489027
>bannon is a white nationalist
fake news

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the gf

>>72489050
>string tanline
What a slut.

>>72489051
wtf
does that mean they could be really ugly and we wouldn't know?

>>72489031
>oy vey goyim we own these 1s and 0s!
>Shekelberg and Goldstein Media Group OWN this permutation of 1s and 0s goy, don't you dare parse this particular combination of 1s an 0s without paying us money!

ah yes, very impressive

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>>72489051
>but theyre not designed to find you attractive

>>72488946
>>72488963
Fair enough I assumed it would exclude any foreign cuisine such as pasta and pizza.

just walked outside the flat and i could feel everyone's eyes on me
they know im not a normie
they can smell on me that i'm defective, im subnormal

the goal

@72489126
>im not a normie
>walked outside
hmm

>>72489126
honey you're not subnormal
you're just abnormal

>being so poor you can't afford spotify premium for a fiver a month
ah yes northerners

microdosing on caffeine

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Lads, I need some headers from the original Victorians and Edwardians on interior design with period cues.

>>72489126
reminds me, i saw an abnormie outside just the other week
just shower, get a haircut and buy clothes that fit for fuck sake

>>72489118
only because there's more attractive men available to them

>>72489028
borderline noncery, m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XELcNMhkKCo

>>72489179
i have all these things im not even very bad looking either
i dont know how they sense it

>>72489157
>fiver a month for Spotify
>fiver a month for Netflix
>fiver a month for Amazon prime
>(£14.99 x N) per month where N is the number of new BluRay releases you want to watch

vs

>fiver a month for a VPN

>>72489222
>buying blu rays
>paying for a vpn
what the fuck

what's saras insta

>>72489090
well yeah

even ugly girls will have boyfriends

>>72489157
>paying money for music when youre on the internet and could get it for free just as easily
???

just use the spotify web player with adblock on your browser you wetwipes

>>72489249
https://www.instagram.com/saradelevingne/

>>72489250
this is fucked
this isn't fair

>>72488439
... Posted by and of me Timothy James Byrne in the the post 4chan.org INT/BRIT/ my rented board since September 2014 and before posted on the 20th of March 2017 ...

>>72489245
>free VPN

security theatre

>>72489222
I can stream any choon I randomly think of when I'm out and about with spotify
You wouldn't know about going outside though

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>>72488964

>>72489269
*cinema

>>72489295
>2.67 MB, 4096x2304
could you post an australia friendly image please

>>72489286
youtube

I wouldn't mind doing a bit of the ol' sex tourism in places like Thailand but my social skills are so fucked that I wouldn't even know how to approach a foreign prossie haha

>>72489222

amazes me how much normgoblins are reliant on their stupid netflix and amazon. "hurrr im bored is there anyfin gud on netflix xD?"

i only buy books. visual media is for low IQ automatons.

>not having disposable income

utter spatulas

>>72489286
>I can stream any choon I randomly think of when I'm out and about with spotify

As can anyone with a mobile phone and an internet connection.

>>72489323
Kek

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>>72489264
Nobody even bothers posting him. :(

>>72489323
has it finished loading yet?

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>>72489323

>>72489359
Snorting

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imagine hayley dropping her kids off at school in the range rover, giving them a kiss on the cheek

>reasons to live

anyone got any spare? asking for a mate

Images over about 2400 x 2400/3MB literally crash my browser haha

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>>72489348

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>>72489323

Don't act like you know me like you know me

>>72489403
k-on

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>>72489403

you live in the red at least

>>72489403
Your Mum's pussy would miss me

>>72489413
>Tim's place doesn't have cupboards
>dry goods just stacked on the countertops

is there some scientific reason schizophrenics aren't allowed cupboards?

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>>72489348
Still got my Tim folder but not had new ones to save in a while and cbf making them myself

my guy looks about 50 but still goes IN

https://youtu.be/ZG3dCUqdY_w

>>72489445
they can't lift their arms above their heads

>>72489413
Menacing

>>72489403
brain is chemicals m8. there is no reason to not live either

Been awake since 2:00am, might try beating my personal best without sleep which was about 70 hours. What is your personal best?

>>72489454
me right there, stationed squarely above the text "Old Man Mask, Supersoft"

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>>72489454
That was one of mine

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>>72489467

Holy sheeeit lads

Mum just made one of the best cakes I've ever eaten in my life. Carrot and walnut with a lemon icing. I've eaten at several michelin restaurants.

>>72489522
medal, post

https://twitter.com/TomHammond6/status/843253117391196161

>>72489490
Less than 36 hours. Had a seizure. I'd been having weird mini-seizures in the days prior but then the sleep deprivation cause the big one.

>tfw /brit/ anons are the closest thing I have to friends now

on a related note, I managed to not be a total sperg at the family party last night, and I didn't throw up like last time.

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>>72489495
Are you the lad who made the /brit/ magazine with Tim? Need another one desu

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more muslims=more beautiful place

i imagine tim lives like most people on here would if they were his age

students are so arrogant and naive. ooohh i do nothing all day, and i need more money to do it, life is so hard waking up at 1pm and going to a few lectures and writing an essay once a month

>>72489522

what's the best restaurant you've been to

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I dedicate this to all my 4chan friends

Would bet money Snoop Dogg gets killed or arrested in the next year.

Bow Wow too.

>>72489597
t. university of life student

One year on w my best friendI feel so irrevocably in love with and safe with this remarkably exquisite, kind and entirely irreplaceable human being. Your existence is the most beautiful thing in this universe and I'm so thankful I get to spend this life with you. Keep being you, always.

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>>72489578
Yeah, I made 3 in total but people said they got progressively worse and it made me sad so I didn't make any more

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKvpVWmZz2Q

BLUD SENPAI BLUD

>>72489597
>writing an essay once a month
fuck are you on about lad
i do about 6 hours of work outside of lectures per day

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How thicc is too thicc?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMWHJDr8fxE

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There is literally nothing wrong with spotify.

Just set up some choons to play on the Bluetooth speaker whilst I shower

watched rogue one
was pretty boring besides last 20 min
felicity jones looks like a porn starlet but i can't put my finger on which one

>>72489612
I guess the Ledbury, but there's a 1* place local to me which I think I prefer even if the food probably isn't quite as good.

>>72489176
L A D S
A
D
S

>>72489620
cheers

>>72489652
WTF i liked all 3 of them lots
hope ur ok x

>>72489652
are you kidding they were fantastic

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>>72489550
>an https hyperlink

Ah yes what an innovative and intelligent way to convey the content of a 140-character Twitter post which may have an image or video attached within a 4chan thread. But you see I am being sarcastic.

And you will find that I will not be opening this link or any of the other links posted in this thread. If you post a link an expect myself and the dozens of other people in this thread to do the hard work opening it and navigating to a new tab in order to process the page's content then you are sorely mistaken. If you want to share the content of an external website then you yourself should bear the burden of condensing the content into your own post and own reserved-slot for an image or webm.

If you are unwilling to make this effort then I am unwilling to open your link and shall not be providing on-topic (You)s relating to the content of said link (or any other link posted ITT because I DO NOT open links).

willies

>>72489723
you gay?

>>72489675
>Kamakaze

good lad

>Not listening to More Life

tsk tsk

>>72489723
fan

>>72489674

could heem everyone in this video

>>72489713
>>72489715
Thanks but nobody really likes Tim any more and that was the only major thing going on in /brit/, nothing important happens now so there's no centrepiece

>>72489652
they're all very very good lad

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>>72489672
2bh

>>72489680
a brunette version of Lexi Belle?

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>>72489652
who made this one then

have a rubbish willy

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JMW Turner tbqh

wonder what sex with sara is like

>>72489752
Thank you

>>72489758
Me, I made 2 or 3 copies for each and posted them in threads asking for feedback and the ones in the compilation image are the final ones I went for

>>72489652
Quite like them desu, I think you misstepped by changing it from the usual women's magazine with the single cover model tho
Would still like the full sized images tho x

>>72489731
nah, but willies are much better looking than vaginas

>>72489652
make more
this gimmick has potential

>>72489755
>too thicc
>implying that isn't a very good thiccness level

>>72489758
wait, did /brit/ really get that get

>>72489779
Bad I reckon

>>72489794
bit gay (i agree)

>>72489755
Pushing my limits here lad.

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>>72489672
I've fapped to her before, but she really is the borderline.

>>72489779
in order of who i'd like to shag

aisha > sara > rosie

>>72489793
Yes if I do another I'd make it with a big centre image

>>72489796
If you give me sufficient things to put in then I will. I can't think of anything big that has happened.

>>72489811
Yeah

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reminder that the average woman is more narcissistic than ted bundy

>>72489652
Wtf I didn't know you made the 3rd one
I really like them, please make a new one

>>72488517
>Australia
>Museums

>>72489828
weird face

>>72489832
Oh and do you still have the blank Tim .png?
>>72489811
Thread got to well over 600 replies for that alone

why are vaginas so ugly?

lefty housemates will ruin the remainder of my youth lads

no doubt about it

>>72489872
you're meant to put your dick in them, not look at them

wonder what sex is like

i find vaginas quite nice

>>72489858
I don't know anything to put in

I'm not doing anything now so if you give me some suggestions I will but I'm not going to make January/February

>>72489863
I don't no I didn't keep the psd files, it's a pic from his twitter

>>72489872
they're hot as fuck.

Some girls ones are actually very aesthetic too.

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>reminder that the average woman is more narcissistic than ted bundy

>>72489832
doesnt't have to be big things just add mundane things and exaggerate them like they would do in real lifestyle/gossip magazines

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>>72488764
Saw the A7V our lads captured in France while I was in Canberra just last week, very qt

>>72489938
how do I know you're gay

>>72489938
As opposed to guys ones?

>>72489863
>>72489832

wtf is it in the archive? cant believe i didnt know about it
test >>66666666

>>72489957
>neons

what is this 2001 lmfao

>>72489950
Struggling for ideas, can't think of a single one

>>72489983
Mate..

>>72489924
On a shitty old laptop lad, can't do things like photoshop to create my own templates
c'est la vie

>>72489983
found it kek
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/66665132/#66666666

>>72489980
*Whistling sound over your head*

>>72489924
>Rosy/pay up piggies/findom story arc
>An interview with the janny
>sara >>72222222 get
>deano

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>>72489828

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>>72489983

any ideas for a new gimmick to appropriate and claim as my ownlads?

>>72490000
Do you want me to do it for you?

>>72490011
These are pretty good, Rosy as the main story you think?

>>72489980
>he doesn't know about masculine vagina

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>tattoos
>smokes
>drinks alcohol in excess
>fat
>ugly
>flat-chested

clitdick

Why is it racist to acknowledge differences in races in terms of intelligence etc or other variants but not racist to acknowledge blacks have an advantage in many sports? How do leftists reconcile this?

never really watched alex jones other than the recent joe rogan podcast and a few small clips here and there. does he really believe in literal lizard people? or is that just a meme to discredit him?

>>72489978
Might want to check with my gf hehe

>>72490039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

Big willies in my bum

phone app says i've done 60,000 steps this week

153,000 in march
568,000 in 2017

>>72490034
Doesn't really matter now
STILL waiting on those fullsized monthly photos, I wasn't there when you posted November or December

>>72490034
>rosy as the main story
yeah, could also be something about getting help with findom addiction

>lefties haven't figured out what a jap's eye is

let's keep it that way

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>it's an Anon has a weekend to organise himself and get his life sorted and climb himself out of depression but instead spends it watching sports, eating chocolate and looking at beautiful paintings believing it will somehow alleviate him to new levels of understand and inspiration episode

>>72490057
meme

bout to shit myself

>>72490123
haha
yeah

>>72489872

it's a bodily drain for all sorts of dying and decaying refuse and fluids

>>72490057
>thinking transdimensional paedophilic transhumanist psychic vampires feeding on the energy of children offered up to them by the Democratic Party of the US is a meme
Fuck sake lad. The sheer amount of calcium that must be concentrated on your pineal gland could make one more durable than fucking Wolverine.

>>72490077
faggot

>>72490087
now THAT is gay

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>>72490087

>>72490054
intelligence isn't hereditary, the cells that determine how good you are at sports very much are

>>72490102
Only fat women pay attention to steps

>Ooh I've done x thousand steps today (probably a sub-average amount that just sounds large), I'm allowed a slice of cake ;^)

just learnt what a jap's eye is

>>72490004

feel like it was yesterday wtf

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alri

>>72490171
there's a storm a-brewin'

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>>72490107
Ok I'm making it now, annoying because there's those watermarks all over her pics

>>72490106

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morning lads

>>72488582
Are you the same guy that made that watch out commies picture

I like you

>>72490164
Receiving is actually not gay. Evolution has made us enjoy prostate stimulation so that we'd poop more eagerly, and you don't have to maintain sexual arousal to get buttfucked. It's far gayer to get a boner from guys and stick it in a guy's butt. Society just wants you to believe otherwise because being the intrusive partner is seen as more dominant and therefore masculine.

At home for the weekend and the doggo is getting old :c

>>72490170
>intelligence isn't hereditary
But that's not true

>>72490294
SCREECHING

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>grandma visits
>permanent loud YACK YACK YACK between her and mom
>sister visits
>permanent loud YACK YACK YACK between her and mom
Why the fuck are women constantly arguing and can't talk like regular people?

>>72490225
'ning

love those videos where a guy's dog goes mental after not seeing him for a while

>>72490335
dunno

what are they arguing about?

>>72490331
twat

>>72490335
because you have barbarian genes and should be caged

>>72490356
Dunno, I can't hear the exact words through the door, only the volume and tone of the conversation.

Maneuvered my way into a position where I can bang my gfs much more attractive friend

Should I lads?

>>72488580
the only times i've gotten with girls have been when I just flat out ask if they wanna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFo8-JqzSCM

doing a fart on a prostitute

>>72490380
no
it's a trap

>>72490377
some people just really love talking loudly and sounding important i find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTLifJBTHGU

>>72490380
ye

>>72490351
watched a few, quite enthralled aswell

airwaves are fucking horrible

>>72490417
Grandma also likes trying to talk other people into her own constant fears, and my mom is a kindergarten teacher who always wants to be right about everything, but my sister is stubborn and naive and wants to do things her way. Jet fuel for arguments.

>>72490380
Yeah it can only end well

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>people still think alex jones is a meme

>have a go at the games on the Air Traffic Control careers website
>shit at them all

guess I am destined to be a call centre rodent on £16.75k per annum until my inevitable suicide

>>72490491
sounds hereditary

>>72490486
>>72490486
>>72490486
come post your cute accents :33
notherners don't bother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFF14JBtmu8

is tim ever going to get better? hate to think he'll spend the next 30-40 years in his current state

>>72490549
>notherners don't bother
very good post

>>72490567
He's got 10 years left at best

>>72490567
no, he'll get dementia soon enough

>>72490567
He'll die before then lad don't get too worried

Hope Chuck Berry lets out one last posthumous fart of corpse gas on the female coroner who does his post-mortem.

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wew that was VERY close lads
when is >>77777777 expected? early next year?

>>72490564
literal choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p4TkRnvNco

>>72490670
you seem like a new twat go away

>>72490731
haha nah lad i've been following brit for years on reddit.com/r/4chan

https://twitter.com/AaronBuckley97/status/843080286434988032

me and the gf

>>72490335
>mom
FOY

thread has came to a standstill

>>72490884
>>72490884

>>72490784
yeah new twat confirmed. our secret club is here btw
https://www.reddit.com/r/brit

>>72490485
don't get how they're still about desu
is the demand to have your nasal passages completely fucking obliterated by shit tasting gum really that high?

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>>72490981
silly

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