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>>72486217
>Livet er godt

Så fan heller.

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>Finns
>Nordic

Danske sange

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHGHDCuJnhk

>>72486291
KIM LARSEN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ovSxsN082s

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLoRlxzKK9o

>>72486385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbSrdJF9hRg

>>72486217
Heng deg danskanon

hvem /tommermænd/ her?

>>72486988
her
og der er tomt på kistebunden
sondag er i sandhed den værste dag

My theory is that Northern Germans are the original Germanics and Scandinavians are just cucked into being Germanics.
Prove me wrong.

>nordisk tråd
>mongoler skriver på engelska
för i helvete

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>lukket af PostDanmark

>>72488106
???

>>72488204
Post Danmark har kigget i min pakke fra Amazon. Hvad fanden, jeg hader Danmark nu.

>>72488255
>>72488204
>>72488106
betala er del för postnord för fan

>>72488255
hvad var der i den?
hashfro?

>>72488106
har jeg også provet engang da jeg bestilte Snus fra Israel

>>72488374
edgy boger som jeg ikke turde at kobe i butikken

>>72488414
kven boker?

>>72488414
som hvad?

>>72488453
Nietzsche, Seneca, Marcus Aurelius, Epictetus, osv

>>72488453
>kven bǿker
>kven
Hva i helvete Anonsen?

>>72488503
Kvifor synst du det var for kantete å kjope på butikken? Er jo heilt vanlege filosofiboker.

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>>72488585
Kvenfor er dette eit problem for deg?
>>72488589
>>72488503
Eller, eg ser jo sjolvsagt at det kan vere vanskeleg å finne ein del av desse tinga, men i sær Nietzsche er jo lett å få kjopt.

>>72488625
er dette norsk?

>>72488625
Nej, man er nod til at gå over til receptionen og bede dem om at bestille bogerne til Færoerne. Jeg gider ikke at stå og ramse op 10 kantede boger.

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>>72487895
You aren't wrong. Nordics are I1 Paleoniggers larping Germanics, whereas Germans are the original Indo-European R1 Germanics.

>>72488692
Har de ikkje akademiske bokhandlarar på Færoyene?
>>72488661
Jau.
>>72488752
Is not R1a the aryan strain and R1b associated with migrations from anatolian farmers?

>>72488815
>Is not R1a the aryan strain
Yeah, but it's only 20% in Norway.
>and R1b associated with migrations from anatolian farmers
R1b was found in Yamnaya.

>>72488815
Nej, vi har Rit og Rák (færosk afdeling af Bog og Idé) og "Gamle Jacobsens boghandel". Rit og Rák har lager i Danmark og sender boger gratis til Færoerne.

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>>72488866
I read it's closer to 30%.

Either way, it's a mystery many of these ancient migrations and I think these haplogroups are not always so important.

Could you tell me how to interpret this image by the way? I see it floating around much but am no expert on the subject.

Får jag komma med?

>>72488882
Ah, det er synd, sjolv om det jo i grunn er eit luksusproblem.

Les du bokene i oversetjing eller på originalspråk? Har hatt veldig lyst til å lære meg å lese tysk i det siste.

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>>72486217

Tentamen på tisdag.

Har inte läst ett skit.

>>72489048
Nej, jeg læser bare Kierkegaard på dansk. Alt andet er som regel på engelsk.

>>72489039
>komma med

Vart menar du att vi skall fara?

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Det har varit ett bra veckoslut.

>>72488993

Orange= mediterranean shit
Blue= European forest people
Green= Indo-European

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>>72489083
Går vel greit om ein for det meste les filosofi, les ein del poesi sjolv og det verkar jo ofte dårleg i oversetjing.

>>72488993
That's an outdated meme graph

>An estimate given by Haak et al. 2015 gives us the origin of Finns: 25% early Neolithic farmers (compared to Norwegians with 48% early Neolithic farmers), 10% Siberians (compared to Norwegian 4%), 8% western hunter-gatherers (Norwegian 0%) and 50% Yamnaya (Norwegian 48%).

>>72489352
>western hunter-gatherers (Norwegian 0%)
How does that work? There is a much clearer cromagnon element here than in other scandinavian countries.

>>72489083
>Kierkegaard
Ahh, att vara i gymnasiet igen.

>>72489517

Don't expect informational answers from Mr. Kang.

>>72489537
I gymnasiet læste jeg mest Bart Ehrman og endda Richard Dawkins

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>>72489537
>>72489640
>han læser filosofi
er der noget være end folk der læser om noget så ligegyldigt som hvorfor noget er "absurd" og så siger at det er intelligent?
jeg forstår godt at nogle interessere sig for praktisk filosofi som utilitarisme og sådan noget
altså filosofi der kan diktere love og hvordan vi skal opforer os men hvorfor helvede gider nogen at læse kirkegaard og nietzche?

>>72489598
Too bad, I genuinely want to learn more about this stuff.
>>72489537
>den kritikken av Don Giovanni
kjeks

Han hadde ein veldig fin skrivestil då, morosam er han og.
>>72489640
Fyttigrisen fåvæ

>>72489827

That makes you the opposite of Mr. Kang then since he's interested in crafting a narrative which suits his ideology(everyone else including other Finns being inferior to himself).

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>>72489823

>>72489099
Till Legoland :3

>>72489929
I don't like how he's called kang. OG kang thought that ancient finns were the forefathers of vikings n shieet.

https://static.ylilauta.org/files/ae/orig/pqjgd270/partaja%CC%88ba%CC%88%20theme.mp3

>>72490010
it's the same thing though, kang is full of different rhetorics.

>>72489517
I'm not certain, that's what the study says though.

http://terheninenmaa.blogspot.com/2015/11/indigenous-european-hunter-gatherer.html
>>72489598
>>72489929
Very saddening how cucks like you genuinely believe that one person is behind everything that elevates Finns.

foroyskur tráður

>>72490068
I wonder if this is influenced by where the sample is taken, Viken and the west coast are quite dfferent and the west coast in particular exhibits much more cromagnon traits.

I quite like finns by the way and think there actually is a good bit of commonality, if not in language but in spirit, I am in no way attacking.

>>72490010

It's the same guy. He still posts his own pictures.

>>72490068

It's not about elevators and escalators. It's about you not sticking with facts and making up shit as you go if it feels convenient.

>>72490334
>It's about you not sticking with facts and making up shit as you go if it feels convenient
You must be mixing me up with somebody. Everything I have posted so far ITT is objectively true.

Lytter til Son House og drikker te

Fodbold på tv, kaffe på kanden og en god bog xD

livet er en gave :D nyd det!!!11

>>72490548
Nobody likes you danes, go create your own general you normiefaggots.

>>72490448

>Nordics are I1 Paleoniggers larping Germanics, whereas Germans are the original Indo-European R1 Germanics.

>Norwegians are 0% Paleoniggers

hmm...

>>72490574
>man finnere taler svensk

>>72490574
slap dog af mand

>>72490548
enig

>>72490585
The mere fact they share their paternal lineage with those animals makes them tainted in my eyes.

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>>72490548
>han nyder at se sport

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Yes hello

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>>72490719
Hae paev minu vend

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>fede kvinder er ikke attrakti-

>>72490806
skulle favä

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>>72490838
god dreng

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>>72490696
>han nyder ikke at se, diskutere og selv spille fodbold

Det er altid godt at vide noget om fodbold, det er den bedste icebreaker til alle slags arrangementer

>>72490677

What if haplogroup I1 came from Atlantis and civilized the inferior Scandinavians?
I like that theory a lot myself.
I envision haplogroup I1 carriers being the builders of Stonehenge as well because it feels right.

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>Sv*nsker og d*nsker

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>>72491152

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am I white, pol?

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>>72491342
Hun vet ihvertfall at hun er en ku ser jeg.
>>72491382
Nei

>>72491342
hvad er det her for en fed kælling

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>>72491402
>han kan ikke lide fede kvinder
påmindelse om at du gå mod dine instinkter

>>72490282
Some norwegians are like a pool of black cold fluid reflecting blue moon light.
Finns seem more vibrant and happy sun people.

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>>72491563
Little Berry!

>>72490282
I've gotten this feeling too when around norwegians, they seem kinda alike in their mindset. More humble, quiet, somewhat naive and maybe a bit sullen.

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>>72491638
>Finns seem more vibrant and happy sun people.
Hva faen er det du har röyka?

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>>72491638
>happy people
vad snackar du om egentligen?

>>72486217
hi

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>>72491638
>Finns seem more vibrant and happy sun people.

Hahaahaa, no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_0q12kKH-A

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>>72491869
UT AV VÅR TRÅD
UTLENDINGER IKKE VELKOMMEN

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>>72491884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PbWsF-8aJU

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>>72491935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT4lWIqlU1A

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>>72491919

my ancestors :)

>>72491706
I think there is more similarity than many think, we both held on to barbarism for longer and are peripheral nations.

>>72492076
We wuz weeaboos and shiiiet

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>jeg tager ikke 20 mg Citalopram hver dag

how can I get nordic boipucci?
I'm girl

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Vurderer å ta meg en whisky gutta
Burde jeg?

>>72492385
nej
alkohol er dårligt for dig

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>>72492612
Feil svar

>>72492612
forste gang en dansker nogensinde har sagt det

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>>72492885
lige nu

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>jag tänker mer än vanligt folk

>>72493088
>>>/9gag/

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>>72493256

>>72490984
>What if haplogroup I1 came from Atlantis and civilized the inferior Scandinavians
In that case they'd speak some non-Indo-European language, wouldn't they? :')
>I envision haplogroup I1 carriers being the builders of Stonehenge as well because it feels right
Very probable. Building a stone formation like that is hardly a feat, though.

Kan ni finnar sluta med haplogroup brevning och istället dela med saker.
Breva roliga youtube klipp.

>>72492308
Implying you won't lure a nordic into your straw hut shrine and harvest his organs.

>>72493595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tttip6oKIe4

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>>72493595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJNIChoQa6s

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Er dette den perfekte verden?

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>>72493832
>>72491649
>>72491596
>>72491342

>>72493895
Mobba inte rasmus, han är lätt störd :-(

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>>72493895
>antyder at der er noget galt med at være underdanig og kunne lide dominante piger
fuckboy

>>72494083
Sog hjælp

>>72494222
Nej

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Finns inget bättre än hembakad pizza.

>>72486217
byrjaði að drekka kl 8:30 í gær og dó kl 0:30

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hyvä lanka

>>72495741
Najs, breva pizza

Hva er deres danske favorittsang?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NONnUBKcNZI

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Someone recommended the norwegian high school drama Skam in ylilauta and I actually liked it. Am I gay?

>>72496214
Kanske

>>72496214
I liked it too (no homo)

>>72495937
Tyvärr kan inte föra mina bilder från mobil till datorn :^(.

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>>72496362
Men kanske skulle jag breva dem med min mobil. Börjar i alla fall laga den just nu.

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>>72496214
>>72496355
NORSKED

>>72496214
Ja.

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>>72498173

OG PIKKEN VAR SÅ STOR

>>72498798
se >>72491596

>>72498906
>Leiredukke og ei feit animedame
Hva skal dette bevise?

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Ayyy Iceland <3

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>>72499012
ayy Rússland

>>72498972
Engang da samfundet var meget mandligt og mandsdomineret syntes mænd at fede kvinder var attraktive
Nu er vi ved at genfinde vores naturlige lyster

sut min pik din ækle so

>>72499157
Dette var ikke snilt sagt, Petur :(

>>72499243
Hvad fanden? Jeg hader Norge nu.

>>72499298
Kjenner du han som lagde de her videoene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bBnpkDjNI
Er det deg?

>>72499443
Tja, jeg er ikke suðuroyingur. Jeg havde nok kendt ham, hvis jeg voksede op der.

what do nordics think of italians?
Let's leave ananas pizza out of this

>>72501563
ananas pizza is a crime against nature
but Italians are basically less lazy Spaniards rite

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>>72501563
rightful Germanic clay desu

>>72499298
Whats the actual issue? If you could at least enlighten me we could talk.
Having unresolved conflict is toxic as fuck.

Inb4 you tell me to fuck off.

>>72501731
>ananas pizza is a crime against nature
thank you based iceland

italians and spaniards are different in many ways - a similar language usually tricks others into thinking that we're very similar. But i guess you're right in a way

>>72501922
could live with it

>>72501563
I have nothing to say I just want to reply because every other icelander is replying

>>72501563
I have nothing but love towards your food culture, but otherwise I think you should get your shit together.

>>72501563
>hating ananas pizza
Fuck off reddit

>>72503079
it's nasty

>>72503186
t. reddit

Hello my fellow nordic friends

>>72503232
>anything I don't like is from reddit

>>72503260
t. suicidal Russian bike thief and part time construction worker

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SEXCHIKANE AF SODE DRENGE

>>72504423
Einhverfa

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>>72507016
>>Studying English and Danish (or another Scandinavian language) is mandatory for students in compulsory schools[3] and also part of many secondary-level study programmes, so knowledge of the two languages is widespread

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>>72507153
>you will never be this obsessed
feels good man

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HEY DENMARK HVA SKER DER FOR DIG

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https://soundcloud.com/kef-lavik/05-vi-notum-eiturlyf
>þegar færeyingar eru að segja manni til syndana

Island is the best. They probably also own most of North America.

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>>72486217

>>72508233
Pepe = Christian X
Wojak = Fólkaflokkurin den 14. September 1946

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>>72493832

>>72508979
kræng

>>72508979
LOL XD

I wonder what drug dealers are like in the faroe islands
like do you call them or do they use fake fb profiles?
do you have fb groups for drugs?
is hash king?
how much for a gram?

http://www.in.fo/news-detail/fortelja-foeroyingum-hvat-cannabis-kann/

HVAT ÓLUKKAN? EG ELSKI DANMARK NÚ.

>>72509445
I have no personal experience with them of course, but I gather from the media that they are usually losers, often underaged kids from broken homes doing the dirty work. As adults, they get sent to Danmark and get contacts in prison, then they stuff hash up their ass and try to smuggle it or try to send it via mail twice a year. They often abuse ritalin, adderall, MDMA and other junk, but the favorite drug of choice seems to be hashish. A gram of hashish is around 250 kr (according to police reports).

>>72509786
>A gram of hashish is around 250 kr
Not bad

>>72509878
You can get a gram for 50 DKK in Denmark though

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>>72509786
>>72509878
>A gram of hashish is around 250 kr

https://midi.is/tonleikar/1/10013/Basshunter-Akureyri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7EQaNlsEFs
Hype

>>72509997
About the same as a 70 cl vodka

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Mikä on langan idea jos skandiaisurit puhuu ruotsia? En näe merkittävää eroa tämän ja /skandi/n välillä.

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>>72509997
Hahahahahahahahahahahah

>>72510139
>70 cl vodka
Wew that would be like 7500 isk
Big reason why I drink moonshine

>>72510322
At least they're lowering the price of cider soon. but I support our alcohol restrictions for the most part.

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>>72510322
>7500 isk
are you out of your mind?
my favorite brand (which happens to be Faroese) Eldvatn is 4000 isk (250dkk) for 50cl which is 5600 isk (360dkk) for 70cl

>>72510322
>>72511149
also you drink moonshine because you're underage

>>72511190
pfft I can get anybody to buy anything for me
how do you think I get my slots classic

why do nordicks love each other so much? You're supposed to hate your neighbour

>>72511340
because it's a mere historical accident that Scandinavia isn't one country

>>72511340
i love my neighbors

Iceland expensive as fuck and smells like rotten eggs would recommend :-)

>>72511577
>smells like rotten eggs
this is a foreigner meme desu

>>72511574
Americans hate Mexico tho

>>72510097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi3GvvacKPQ

besta konsertin eg havi uppliva.
Basshunter er kongur

>>72511603
It's true, all the way from keflavik to Reykjavik and a bit further out it smells like absolute ass

>>72511574
neighbouring countries

>>72511638
Hvat klokkan spældi Basshunter? Eg man hava verið avdottin, minnist als ikki.

>>72511638
2007 var betri tími

>>72511635
bullshit, everyone loves their landscaping services

>>72511732
ikki peiling av tí.
skjótt tvey ár síðani maviir, hvat heldir tú meg vera. Eri ikki rainman og sovrit

>>72511912
sum tíðin flýgur alss

We should separate from Denmark and establish a two-state union with Iceland. Our economies are basically the same and we share the same economic interests without the EU, and we face the same problems with globalization. Our languages will merge after 4 generations or so.

>>72512383
I meant to say outside the EU

>>72512383
would be fun but how do you propose the languages merge?
there's still a few hundreds kilometers of open ocean between the islands so there isn't much day to day contact between Icelanders and Faroese

>>72512491
They will naturally merge like German dialects did once we're exposed to each other's languages through media, literature, etc.

Nordisk discord

https://discord.gg/kDxsJVD

>>72511638
>Basshunter er kongur
ég veit er svo spenntur
ætla að vera hauslaus

>>72512882
w-will I be bullied for writing in English?

Dont think so

Hi guys
sorry to interrupt but Im seriously thinking in going to a nordi country to get a masters degree
Is this a bad idea?
Where should i go?
Was thinking in Norway or Finland...

>>72489537
>de fick läsa riktiga böcker av riktiga författare i skolan, vita män till råga på allt

Lol

>>72490010
It's the same guy, his racial theories(or maybe just his butthurt) evolved.

>>72515622
>Where should i go?
Hell

>>72512383
I support this

>>72516310
Can i go through the islandic volcans?

>>72512882
F..f..for what purpose? Will i be bullied there?