/brit/

FUCK white people

*gives you a death stare*

>>72486142
If only we had thougt of that in 40

JANNY SMITE THIS MAN DOWN

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pan au chocolat for breakie lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT4lDU-QLUY

VERY nice

>>72486208
>black
OUT.

why does sitting with a non spine-destroying posture have to be so uncomfortable?

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I can't get banned for text gayposts.

>>72486208
return to your country of origin please

>>72486208
You have huge hands lad. You'd be a good rugby player.

>>72486227
This
*cums on you all*

>>72486208

That's a big hand

>>72486208
Quintessentially French

>>72486208
they look so shit lol

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should ulster be part of the ireland or the UK?

>>72486142
>every givenchy perfume I buy here
turbo runt confirmed

>>72486208
it's called chocolatine

Londonderry

>>72486208
post the misses

>>72486228
You're not an aboriginal though are you?>>72486221
Bit rude

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>>72486254
Ulster is already part of Ireland

@72486221
@72486228
@72486234
amazes me how people still bite at that

>>72486261
Good post

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Tom Jenkinson

>>72486208
what the fuck are those

>>72486277
i have a small amount of aboriginal heritage

tempted to colonize ireland 2bh

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>>72486300
>unlike you cretinous plebes I have an extensive knowledge of all bait posts

>>72486228
I was born here
>>72486262
Dumb southerner

>>72486262
fuck off

>>72486310
bit gay

@72486326
correct

>>72486328
well then return to the country where everyone else looks like you

fucking shitskin cunt

>>72486261
>Tesco mobile
Embarrassed for her

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>@

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Daily reminder he was never found guilty in a court of law
Daily reminder that despite countless police investigations nothing ever stuck to him until he was dead and couldn't defend himself
Daily reminder that we have nothing but the word of the mentally ill women that are his supposed 'victims' to go by
Daily reminder that he literally did nothing wrong

>>72486142
I miss seeing Robbie swanning around Edinburgh. You could spot him from a mile off

>>72486379
counter-point: fucking look at him

Fucking hell lads it's quite windy and the sun is repeatedly alternating between hiding behind a thick layer of clouds and shining full blast, it's going dark-bright-dark-bright-dark-bright non-stop it's driving me fucking mad.

Literally made me punch a wall and my hand is bleeding now.

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>>72486283
i thought "great britain" was the name of the islands which
includes ireland

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>>@

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>1486489123490.jpg

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work tomorrow

>>72486421
No, stupid yank, Great Britain is one isle

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>>72486421
>American education

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>>72486369
I'm from London mate, everyone does look like me

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crep check

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland 2.0 WHEN?

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bloody slow today lads.

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commence "operation 'cide"

lived here my entire life and been into a few RSLs and still don't know what RSL stands for

and wikipedia isn't yielding any answers

>>72486483
fuck off nonce

>>72486142
kek i know this guy, massive blairite

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26886465


>love weed
>been having what i feel like are panic attacks on it
>arms feel weird, heart will randomly race, feel stroke-y feelings in my head, muscles will spasm and i'll feel weird pains
>stood up from my couch and almost passed out once, lost control and fell to the floor
>everyone tells me im fine
>lots of research pointing towards heart problems and stroke problems increasing when using marijuana


harmless drug huh..... now i kind of want to get my heart checked out 2bh

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day drinking, lads.

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>You were warned. You must first view this warning to post again.

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>>72486482
>tfw you can't get decent french pastries up north

>>72486538
Returned Soldiers League
Get your shit together... for the good of our veterans...

>>72486208
'llo 'ger

>>72486538
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolutionary_Socialist_League

>>72486555
Unironically was laughing out loud at this and the 'dora posts. Is something wrong with me?

>>72486579
i thought it was just a restaurant/bar were people sing karaoke, at least that's been my experience

>>72486622
ive always found the david mitchell mocking the janitor meme hilarious

fedoraposting is only funny to me when it's a complete non-sequitur

need to get my willy sucked

>>72486626
RSL near me when I was young had a kids night
Hated it, the big kids would always control the PS2 corner

What if you don't get shot?

>>72486579
mate...

>>72486208
pls fuck my gf

Went down Sports Direct to pick up a few bits for le gym

Was in one of those retail parks. Depressing place, at least half the people appeared to be invalids, or at least complete runts.

if u wear chelsea boots u DESERVE to get ur skull cracked

Full communism when?

>>72486626
Servicemen get discounts at every one. They were set up after WW1 so returnees could gather together and have a good time.

am i banned

>>72486709
When technology develops to the point that everyone can live in their own virtual world where they are the only person with agency

>>72486549
He's joined the Conservative Party now though

getting my bonus in a few days lads
cant complain over 1600, what should i waste it on?

AH A CANDY SHOP. I'll take two pounds of Bristol's toffee and don't wrap it I'm hungry now.

>>72486710
i guess that explains why my local RSL has a tank parked in front of it

Janny banned me yesterday for making a joke that i was turning 18 in 30 seconds. The inability to grasp humour is a notorious trait of autism is it not?

>>72486691
>at least half the people appeared to be invalids
that includes you, since you were picking up things for the gym

>>72486754
brit on vacation here

>Met a girl last night
>We're having drinks together and flirting heavily
>She mentions that her favourite film is Finding Nemo
>Asks me what mine is
>I say Man With a Movie Camera
>She has never heard of it
>I explain that it is a 1920s silent marxist documentary collage of life in the Soviet Union taking a plotless approach owing to director Dziga Vertov's philosophy on pure cinema
>She calls me a 'weird dude'
>Goes home with one of my mates later that night

How do I get rid of my crippling autism?

>>72486795
Screeching

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>>72486768
if you look really closely, most have a cenotaph / monument that is used for ANZAC day services, and has the names of dead soldiers from that area / suburb

WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN!? THAT'S CARL

>>72486760
the tories are blairites you fool

>>72486795
did not read a single pixel of this post

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Rate the battle station lads

>>72486791
>the only people that go to the gym are invalids

what?

>>72486823
Nerd

>>72486795
You don't have autism she just has shit taste

>>72486823
don't even know what half of those things are

>>72486795
and by the way theres no marxism in man with a movie camera you fucking retard

>>72486823
how much?
what game are you playing?

>>72486823
bit consumerist/10

>>72486795
>Finding Nemo

you dodged a bullet.

>>72486823
>white xbox
You fucking woman

>>72486690
As you can see by my ring, I'm married. I would never be unfaithful to my wife.

might make a few audio journal tapes and scatter them in random places

>>72486823
ruined with the mac desu

Every new 'dora you post gets added to my collection, strengthening me. Before long I'll be able to singlehandedly push /brit/ to the image limit with 'doras alone. Stop now while you have the chance

>>72486795

I feel the same way. Can't talk to normies if they mention they like GOT, Harry Potter, Tarantino or Nolan since I'll just spaz out if none of them heard of any niche movies I like.

jesus christ
what are these mongs playing at

wish janny would go back to banning fedoras

>>72486823
Holy shit is that one of those seaboard soft pianos?

>>72486858

>theres no marxism in man with a movie camera

Categorically untrue, it's meant to be a depiction of the Soviet Union as Marx's vision of a post-capitalist utopia

ah yes... fedoraposting

truly high-calibre quality content

>>72486920
howling at how marxists always find a way to insert their ill brain ideology into everything

Still howl when i remember the lad who predicted his own quints with a fedora post and got a thousand replies

>>72486916
janny is a fucking gimp

>You mean you don't like GOT or Harry Potter? What the fuck do you watch then?

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Frightening direction this thread's headed, innit?

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>>>>>>Hm? Oh yes, I do indeed engage in 'doraposting arguments with the preeminent /brit/ 'doraposter despite there being no chance of myself coming out victorious

my cat is really friendly to people but if another cat gets within a 2 feet of her she screeches like a banshee

>>72486795
just be normal
as far as normies are concerned, christopher nolan and quentin tarantino are the height of cinema
you should say that one of those films is your favourite

FUCK OFF

>>72486950

>Bourgeois scum claiming a film by a Marxist film maker living in the Soviet Union isn't marxist

screeching at you Pierre

MISTER UNPAID CUSTODIAN
WE HAVE A PROBLEM

I don't think there is anywhere on this site that has developed the hat-posting meme to a greater extent than /brit/. I've never seen it anyway.

fucked it with a gally at the party lads

fucking hate old people

its obnoxious as fuck to keep living beyond 65

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>>72487064
i never see it outside here, other than when people try to mock atheists

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CUSTODIAN WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CUSTODIAN WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CUSTODIAN WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CUSTODIAN WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CUSTODIAN WE HAVE A PROBLEM

But seriously, what do you answer when normies ask you if you don't like watching GOT, Harry Potter, MCU or The Walking Dead?

just did a poo 2 hours ago and now i need a poo again

>>72487103
>don't watch much TV mate

>>72487103
not much you can say really
you either end up sounding like a weird autist or you'll end up sounding like a hipster

>>72487103

Just say that kind of stuff is 'not really your thing' and try to change the subject to somewhere where you both have common ground

>>72487103
GOT, Harry Potter, MCU, Walking Dead

>>72487103
'not really into it'
'don't watch much TV'

Usually say The Wire, Sopranos or Mad Men as favourite series.

>>72487103
The only people who talk about Harry Potter still are autist tumblr queens.

>hey what's your house I'm a Scorpio

>>72486208
>take a picture from JME's twitter
>harvest (you)s
shall be using this tactic

>>72487116

>He doesn't do a liquid shit every 90 minutes

Weirdo

*makes helicopter motions with my willy*

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>>72486965
it wasn't quints my friend it was the full fucking house

>>72487103
>GoT
Read the books. That will give you plenty to go on. The show (past series 1) is total shite so don't bother with it.

>Harry Potter
You must be autistic if you haven't read Harry Potter.

>MCU
All films in the MCU can be easily pirated. They're all easy to follow even if they aren't terribly interesting.

>Walking Dead
Again easily pirated if you care. Apparently it's shit so I haven't watched it.

>>72487169
Fuck off it's my patented gimmick and can only be used sparingly

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*sneaks into your room in the dark*

>was some 'comedian' on BBC radio earlier talking about his new tour and how having 40 first cousins is now de facto a British thing because it happens in Britain
>kept saying 'oh my allah' and 'OMH'

Fuck's sake.

>>72487187
Scrambling

How do I get a mommy girlfriend?

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>>72487187
a proud proud moment

>>72487030
fuck off retard
man with a movie camera is NOT political cinema overall is NOT political

>>72487202
DUDE OVERPOPULATION LMAO

>>72487184
*tries to suck it*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8

need 10/10 bf
who are into overweight failures in life

what is MCU

Anyone else really dislike these franchises that attempt to commercialize "nerd culture"?

>>72487256
Modern women

>>72487195
try and stop me :^)

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never forget the /brit/ish empire

>>72487277
i really don't care at all, why would you?

>>72487274
capeshit

>2 calls from an unknown number

Ahh yes, shant be answering that. Might be work.

*cracks open a San Pellegrino (lemon)*

she still hasnt fucking replied about my modafinil enquiry
fucks sake lads

We need more britbongs fro our server. Come join.
https://discord.gg/WAmHC

>>72487298
This cunt isn't funny

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>>72487277

aranciata
rosa

The Dream: Daily/Sunday Sport headline creator

>>72487103
ironically watch the walking dead

had a massive boner for zombies a few years ago so i started watching it and am just too invested to stop now

>>72487317
FOQ

(fuck off quintillionaire)

>>72487255
good post

>>72487277
I don't give a rat's arse if I'm perfectly honest

>>72487293
You won't be able to pull it off as good as me and will just ruin the fun for everyone

>>72487328
hmmmm... whats it all about

everyone in this thread should make one or multiple /brit/ threads just for the sake of it RIGHT NOW

*yawns*

We never had a problem with radical Islam until we started shit in the middle east. All we had to worry about was the IRA.

The mess the west has created is too big a beast

*cums*

>>72487277
"nerd culture" is repulsive
you can be into video games and tech and whatever else without revelling in how socially deformed you are.

>>72487387
>the west
You mean the anglos.

Why are Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings the only things normies and SJWs have read?

>>72487342

I'm buying the comic monthly only because I do it out of habit and I'm too invested like you not to mention it's a little nostalgic for me.

need a house on the edge of a country village, with a cosy, walled in garden but then with a gate directly onto a national park.

>>72487399
>you can be into video games

can't

>>72487387
The only problem with Islam is that we refuse to act on it. Could quite easily wipe every Muslim from the face of the earth in less than a year if we had such an inclination

Do motorbikes have a brake on both sides of the bars?

I was under the impression that the left lever is for the clutch so how can there be a brake on that side too?

>>72487387
Why didn't we just leave them alone? Who gives a fuck if Muslims are killing each other

I hate how it's okay to be a "nerd" now

annoys me because I used to be a proper nerd back in the 90s
now everyone's massively appropriately my culture

>>72487387
Rasheed, fuck off

Islam has been invading Europe for over 1300 years

>>72487387
are you dumb lad
do you think that bosnian mujahid were because of wars in the middle east?

>>72487302
Can someone PLEASE post the image from pakigf edition on the 2nd from bottom row

>>72487464
Oil m8

>>72487435
>let's kill billions of people
ah yes

>>72487468
>Islam has been invading Europe for over 1300 years
Love how everyone just ignores this

>>72487480
t. Samir al-Paris

>>72487480
>people
Fuck off Rasheed, if you want to be in a deathcult then don't be surprised when people want you dead

>>72487200
*autistic screeeching*
>while throwing my bass at him

>>72487480
no one lives forever
they'll go to Allah

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39319503


>Historical dramas 'limit UK black actors'


>Actress Thandie Newton has said she "can't work" in the UK because there are no roles for black and minority ethnic actors in historical dramas.
>London-born Newton said the number of costume dramas had led to "slim pickings for people of colour".

>In 2015, the star of A United Kingdom said: "We make period dramas in Britain, but there are almost never black people in them, even though we've been on these shores for hundreds of years.

>The migration of black British actors to the US has been criticised by Hollywood star Samuel L Jackson.

>He criticised the industry for hiring UK stars to play American roles, and said: "We've got a lot of brothers here that need to work too."
Why is the UK so bloody racist? Don't they know of all the blacks that have been here for hundreds of years? Also they steel black American jobs (Black people steel)

Feel like watching another Soviet movie or Italian Neorealist film tonight. Man With a Movie Camera is probably getting watched since it has been on my backlog for a while.

>>72487515
>>72487506
literally acting like rasheeds
another proof that rorkes are rasheeds

what the fuck even is 'nerd culture'
painting figurines with overweight sweaty neckbeards?

>>72487542
Literally do not care you smelly paki

>>72487542
nobody cares, sheedy boy

>>72487535
fuck off pretentious cunt
watch la la land like everyone

>>72487559
it's where you watch capeshit and talk about capeshit and play video games and go "HAHA SO NERDY XD"

Is it really so hard to create buildings that don't look like shit in British climate?

>>72486261
Giggsy retired though, why would yanks be looking him up?

>>72487467
haha alri granddad

>>72487559

Consumerism, that's it. The public will shun actual intellects like timeless philosophers but they'd worship anything Sam Harris or Tyson say and give more exposure to those charlatans. Consumerism with the facade of appearing intellectual without actually being intelligent.

>>72487441
Have only ridden one once but I recall the rear brake being under the right foot.

>(black people steel)

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>>72487471
lucky for you i made that one :)

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Good lord

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>>72487532
>people of colour
how much more pathetic can this country come
>this is what public funding goes towards

>>72487604
did you specifically write this to be fedora bait because that's how it reads

>>72487559
it's a combination of being an abnormie and having shit taste, consuming media for literal children and then acting like this is some culture you should be proud of and defend
utterly repulsive

Sunday, beautiful weather, should take a walk through the woods.

what should i have for lunch today lads?

>>72487542
>kill all Rasheeds
>acting like Rasheeds
?

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>>72487532
why would there be blacks in historical british pieces
it's like making a piece on ancient egypt and complaining that there arent any mestizos

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>Consumerism, that's it. The public will shun actual intellects like timeless philosophers but they'd worship anything Sam Harris or Tyson say and give more exposure to those charlatans. Consumerism with the facade of appearing intellectual without actually being intelligent.

Literally cried out of loneliness last night lads haha

>>72487665
this ultraviolence against anything displeasing is acting like a rasheed

>>72487683
haha I've done this too

They really emphasized the monotony of waking up on Sunday morning in that song.

Londoners have never seen the countryside, a white person or the sea.

alri

>>72487695
better send rasheeds back then, for their own safety

Hila

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>>72487593

>>72487613
>filename

uh oh

>>72487681
>>72487637

I'm not wrong

>>72487626
think she halved her age

>>72487719
that's not true, the first thing londoners do when they get some money is move out to the commuter belt to be further away from london

>>72487683
Done this

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>why yes I do block people from posting for 12 minutes for violating global rule number 10

>>72487626
>20
Looks 31.

funny how so-called nerd culture revolves around buying things for children

haircut went ok

i was the only one in there and the guy said my skin had improved a bit, and recommended some shampoos and oils i've not heard of

>>72487735
remigration is actually quite a legit alternative as long as it's done in cooperation
this way everyone has its own land and does its own business without bothering other people

>>72487772
>gif
Fuck off

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>>72487772
mine just run out too
janny got cucked by the mods

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>>72487745
do not worry, it is merely her alias

picking at the scabs on my face lads and bleeding ahahaa!

>>72487387
Your national flag is the crest of a man whose church was destroyed by muslims over a thousands years ago m8.

>>72487795
Sounds like a top lad, real professional. Should definitely take his advice

>>72487803
often you get banned after the block it just takes a while. sometimes hours. i fully expect to be banned before the end of the day

t. been banned many times

>>72487795
>getting your hair cut by a man
shan't

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Brain has just exploded

Quirky ideas for a wank?

Do the same thing over and over.

>>72487532
>we've been on these shores for hundreds of years.

Maybe in a boat in Liverpool dock before being sent to Yankland m80

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>>72487781
Perfidious to think that an influential group of people may have popularized nerd culture as yet another consumerist fad for their own profit.

>>72487848
I've been banned so many times [spoiler] usually for gayposting [/spoiler]

>>72487848
I dont mind getting banned from specific boards because I do a lot of shitposting but I'm not a fan of getting a global ban for posting a fedora or replying 'nonce' to someone that posted CP

>>72487848
worst is when you're banned after 12 hours because someone reported your post.

>>72487854
who the fuck used hiroglipics in 2006

bet some black spacker made this

>>72487859
that doesnt sound very quirky to me m8

>>72487881
is that louis de funès
how come germans like him

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>>72487859
Fantasize about a gf (male) and eat your own cum at the end.

thoughts on those posters that respond to dozens of posts at a time with very little to say?

Literally have never been banned

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>>72487859

>>72487859
r/gonewildaudio

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>>72487897
not sure if your post is bait or not

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>>gif
>Fuck off

>>72487965
what's the point of this?

>>72487897
2006 B.C you cretin

>>72487969
Bit gay

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had some good banter in the oxfam shop before. i picked up kershaws biography of hitler in hardback, and this middle aged quadroon woman with nappy hair asked me what that big book was, and i said it's about hitler and she went '....uhhoohhh'

>>72487822
sheed fuck off

>>72487854
hieroglyphics seem well inefficient
why is every culture so shit apart from ours

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they call him quickdraw

>>72487967
good lad; the patrician's wank material

>>72487924
He's absolutely fucking hilarious and considered a cult classic by a lot of people, just like the Danish Olsenbanden. Another gem of French humor has been recommended to me a while ago but I haven't gotten around watching it yet, it's called Les Vacances de monsieur Hulot.

doing a sizeable poo

Wait, is R-Travs a meme now? I see him mincing about every day.

>>72488036
its the shit

>>72488031
How the fuck did you read that post and think it was a pro-rasheed post? Are you disabled?

>>72488020
>kershaws biography of hitler
good choice, he's a great historian

>>72487992
the blood rushes into your penis, and your frontal lobe (emotions)

NEED a petite gf with a husky voice

need a gentle dominant gf

>>72488093
and people say immigrants cant assimilate

>>72488093
haha !!!!

>>72488054
I would highly recommend downloading and hoarding your favourite files. A lot (read: all) of the girls eventually go full scorched earth and delete all their stuff and their accounts. Usually either because they get doxxed or they get a jealous boyfriend in real life.

Nothing worse than spending hours trying to find an old file you enjoyed only to finally find out it has been deleted forever.

And you get banned on the subreddit if you ask for deleted files because all the mods are raving feminists who respect muh freedom to be forgotten muh women's rights.

might do some volunteering

need a 'sheed bf to pack plastic explosives up my arse and detonate me in a public place

>>72488032
...
you're using the latin alphabet
and indian numbers
...............................

>>72488093
stop nu for helvede

>>72488162
ON A CHINESE COMPUTER
WATCHING A JAPANESE TV
EATING INDIAN FOOD

whoa o.O

>>72488093
hmm

>>72488136
good tip will do

>>72488162
Not an argument

>>72488162
wtf i support open borders now!

>>72488162
indian food and arabic number.

you're no better than him

>>72488205
>>72488162
and u dont want immigrants????? wow u = hippocrit.....

I am NON-WHITE

>>72488274
drink bleach, to be whitier.

POOING... pooing

>tfw too well off to be bothered by immigration

>>72488325
>i'm alright, jack

>>72488274
day of the rope soon

>>72488337
Don't get this

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>>72488325
you can go with your brown pets then

If I don't open the national lottery news about your ticket email and go to their website, i can't be disappointed.

i go to airliners.net and read trip reviews pretending i'm going to be rich

do enjoy a bit of s4s iih

just stuck my own fist up my arse somehow

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How do I respond lads?

>>72488325
sounds about right

>>72488345
*kisses you on the cheek*
teehee, you're so funny! :3

>>72488397
my dick is hot if you want to wamr yourself up perhaps you should sit on my fucking dick

>>72488397
You smooth cunt

Just invite her out for a drink

>>72488439
>>72488439

>>72488397
"come over"

>>72488429
Not quite what I was after

>>72488433
She's in a relationship

>>72488467
She's not available today

>>72488397

social rules are so dumb

instead of just asking if she wants sex you have to go through this linguistic dance of innuendos

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>social rules are so dumb

>instead of just asking if she wants sex you have to go through this linguistic dance of innuendos