>>72483132
naked dread kiss
Mr. Janitor... Tear. Down. This. Thread.
>>72483132
>physiological
embarrassing
the brekkie
>>72482992
Kurmi
the bf
>>72483132
>mam session pog
hmm yes
>>72483132
suicide
scum
meme
>>72483164
>using facebook
>airing your political opinions
>eating cake
>being gay
dropped on all 4 fronts.
>>72483132
Lust read eel
>wake up still feeling drunk
>go for a shit
>suddenly sober as can be
Lads... I didn't even drink last night wtf?????
>>72483203
cooking exactly that meal as we speak
except I'm scrambling my eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBNDcFhaTCo
Hmm
>>72483267
Eating scrambled eggs is a major Rasheedism
>>72483132
lust
secret
coke
weaning myself off the old 'chan.
trying to become an apex human
>work 4 days a week but at above average wages (given that i'm wokring part time)
>work in the academic sector so constant intellectual nourishment, whilst also making a name for myself in the field
>volunteer on fridays
>spend weekend studying maths and philosophy, physics and other things
>read reuters to stay on top of daily affairs
>spend 30 mins a day practicing foreign languages
>spend another 30 mins practicing an instrument
>lifting 3-4 times a week
>healthy diet of oats, milk, rice, vegetables, chicken and fish
>take multivits
>use non-harmful chemical soaps, toothpastes, deoderents etc
>had a really good relationship and lost the virginity already so dont care about no gf
>taking advantage of switching fees from banks, starting to get into buying stocks and bonds for financial gains
>live very frugally anyway because no expensive normie habits and cheap-cunt when it comes to shopping (go to aldi alot)
>Cycle instead of car-cuck or public transport cuck
>>72483132
Leave rageman mad
>>72483292
don't really care if i'm honest
>Eating scrambled eggs is a major Rasheedism
Jesus Christ rorke, now scrambled eggs are rasheed?
>>72483132
suicide scum dread
sorry but I just don't like baked beans
>>72483337
especially when you eat them with bacon and sausage, very much muslim favourites
>>72483329
just giving you the blue prints to cleaning the gunge from you're third eye.
smoking a cig as i type this post
scramble my eggs yeah that's how I like it
>>72483267
i like this image
how do you scramble your eggs? the french, yank or british way?
I make omlettes now and scrambled eggs only for myself. I still have that image of the /ck/ thread in my head... Won't ruin eggs for you.
>Isabel Oakeshott on Sunday Politics right now
might need to crank out my second of the day already and it's still before noon
Wow...Is this the perfect analogy?
>>72483424
break them into a small frying pan then mess it about a bit with a fork or spoon
76 hours since my last wank
>>72483462
>using a fork in a frying pan
enjoy your teflon infused eggs
>>72483242
there's nothing wrong eating cake, you dumb vegan.
>>72483462
use a spatula lad, you'll wreck your pan
I remember my friend was puzzled to find out there were other ways to scramble eggs outside a microwave
smfh
>>72483132
Ha
dees
nuds
>>72483509
>>72483503
Im only allowed to eat with plastic cutlery
>hey i know, let's promote peace, love, understanding and tolerance by importing millions of poor uneducated people from ultra-religious, ultra-conservative, ultra-intolerant, ultra-sexist, quasi-fascist and sexually repressed countries.
>what could possibly go wrong?
>>72483506
fat cunt
>>72483509
I'll wreck your pan (face)
*unleashes a barrage of hypersonic punches*
>>72483521
you seem amusing you should add me on steam friend ;)
>>72483537
ah yes the sectioned mentalist.
>>72483541
stupid racist
>>72483545
>gif
fuck off
>>72483132
>mad
>maniac
>me
haha that is SO me haha
Post more smuggies NOW
>>72483132
made enigma weed
hmmm
>>72483547
sent ;)
rampant rorkism ITT
>>72483599
more like pee wanker
>>72483424
Beat them a bit then pop them in the microwave with a bit of milk for 3 minutes
my first three words are: suicide,nig,scum.
This is surprisingly accurate
>>72483132
fat
gay
rorke
trying to shake the hangover and go to the gym lads. gonna be a struggle.
>>72483599
your country is too hot and humid, consider changing the climate.
>>72483562
>>72483629
no gym on sundays
warburton's seeded batch is the best bread you can find outside a bakery, fact
>>72483656
yes gym on sundays
>>72483658
Mr Warburton seeded your mum's batch
>>72483132
rage
past
pass
>>72483656
>>72483629
You in the centre.
rage, maniac, fool
hmm
>>72483599
DUDE
who have we got in the footy then lads
I reckon the teams with more financial resources will all win but city v liverpool will be a score draw
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
>>72483693
this is cringe as fuck
connor murphy is an arsehole
Just had a wank, twas awesome in the original sense, 凄い.
>>72483749
can't stand the cunt. everything he does is awkward and weird.
>>72483732
sure you are. faggot.
>>72483741
faggot
>>72483132
maniac
passion
malice
just had a really big and satisfying poo. fully emptied my arse. was great.
I am also gay.
>>72483780
kek does that describe every Italian
Akon has done more for Africa than any charity has literally ever.
>>72483809
how about that windows guy?
>>72483809
Has he done anything since 2005? Last time I heard one of his songs desu
>tfw mr. lonely
Who /mutualaid/ here?
I'm bi.
>>72483809
Thomas Sankara may dispute you on that.
>>72483797
wew
>I'm bi.
>>72483132
See
Suicide
Passion
uhm.... I don't really like it...
what haven't you moved to new zealand yet
>>72483858
nah Akon has achieved actual tangible results.
i'm bi.
>>72483894
even less white than here mate
>>72483894
It's a colder and shittier version of Australia
I'm bi.
going for a haircut
very scared. i have psoriasis so when they're cutting, big chunks of skin fall out of my scalp, i know they hate cutting my hair.
>>72483911
most people consider various other factors
>>72483914
do you mean a more temperate version of aus
Sieze the means of production
I want a bf, I want to be in love and be loved.
>one chance at life
>wasn't born a handicapped nigger in somalia
>but wasn't born a rich good looking chad either
>>72483929
I hope you made that up
>>72483939
Don't think I stuttered did I mate
>>72483929
Grim as fuck
>>72483962
Are you cute? I'll be your bf :3
>>72483962
i want to be in love again
but it's cheating so i won't be
>>72484000
always catches me off guard how fat he is
he doesn't have the face of a fat person
>>72484000
>the best of judy garland
Why do middle aged Brits love old Americana so much 2bh.
>>72483809
Charities are a business
Just measured myself lads. It's 100% true you're taller in the morning, I'm a solid 6ft at this time and shrink like a third of an inch
>>72484060
Tim is a massive Yankaboo and studied/lived over there for a bit
>>72484039
He doesn't do himself any favours tucking his shirt into his trackies literally right beneath his muffin top, if he wore it normally you probably wouldn't tell so easily
>>72484060
Would bet it's the sort of music his parents listened to when he was young
>>72484060
FOY
>>72484060
why do i like yank bands so much
just a product of our time
>>72484091
t. 5'11
>>72484091
Don't care
I think a mere 76hrs off wanking and some reverse kegels have already improved my urinary control
>>72484128
Nah mate not anymore. Bow down
my mum unironically likes ed sheeran and justin bieber
Dismiss someone's taste in video games (an already shit hobby) if you hear
>chrono trigger
>fire emblem
>metal gear solid
>earthbound
>any other obscure handheld gook video games
This is one of the most consistent policies of tastes I have ever had,
>>72483132
>One
>Meme
>Maniac
Fuck
>>72484154
FOY
>>72484154
FOY
>>72484153
so do i
how can i meet your mum
>>72483998
Maybe?
>>72484000
Maybe one day we will be
>>72484154
never played any, although i do have a t-shirt that looks like ness from earthbound's shirt
>>72484171
>>72484181
>i like metal gear solid
Erupt yourself
>>72483972
Nope, I've had it my entire life. At best I could mitigate it with diet, by basically only eating rice cakes and celery. I stopped drinking cows milk which had made some improvement though. Thank god I don't have black hair or else you'd see the scales falling out all the time
>tfw they comb your hair and the comb gets caught on some dead skin and partially rips it out
>>72483132
>maniac
>leave
>suicide
D:
>>72484186
Come to the UK and we can cuddle :3
>>72484154
JRPGs are so shite
>>72484200
what manner of lovecraftian monstrosity is this?
>>72483132
Leave
Flesh
Meme
>>72484202
FOY
>>72484200
Looks like my chilli con carne
don't really have a favourite anything
not a favourite food, favourite film, favourite game, favourite song, nothing
>>72483132
>nude
>hate
>kick
American History X?
>>72484153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjHr-6Zl5P8
choon
>>72484091
That's because after a whole day the space between your vertebraes, something like a pillow between your bones gets smaller because of the weight. During night you lay down so there's no pressure or weight.
>>72484289
pizza goodfellas abe's oddysee grace. easy
>>72484153
Nowt wrong with Ed. Beiber can fuck off and die though
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39316253
>>72484091
now measure yourself in the evening
then do a heavy deadlift session and measure again
>>72484289
depression
>>72484308
Goodfellas pizza is grim mate, neck yourself
Love /brit/
Hate yanks
FOY
>>72484308
pizza isn't a favourite food
you can have a favourite type of pizza, but just the blanket term pizza isn't a favourite food
>>72484345
>>72484323
N-NO!
>>72484302
That's what i read. Does this mean I'm not a manlet? I think I'm still growing anyway
>>72484356
sorry but it is
>>72484370
>I'm still growing
Underage b&
>Beiber can fuck off and die though
>>72484378
My mum still tells me there's a chance I could grow because one of her cousins supposedly had a growth spurt in his mid 20s
Love her but she can't lie for shit
>>72484389
He's fucking shit mate. Both as an artist and a person. Ed Sheeran and is much more genuine and talented
>>72483132
deed
malice
meme
>>72484378
Anon, males can grow from 18-22
People who divide their tastes into "western" and Japanese need to be killed
>>72484221
legs have gotten too big for me to be able to me to walk properly in my favourite jeans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p4TkRnvNco
>>72484416
Meme. Once you're 18 that's you done. You won't grow more than a quarter of an inch, your body isn't pumping out hormones like there's no tomorrow anymore
>>72484221
>>72484425
fuck off bent twats
>>72484322
something is very wrong with pakis. literally Satan-spawn
5'5' Dutch faggot is here who actually posted pictures of his lube and butt plug on /pol/
>>72484444
>talk about legs being too big
>get quads
pottery
>>72484444
same but in my case its because of muscle growth :)
Lads. Unironic business idea:
A chain of launderettes placed in strategic locations across the UK (inner cities), with a beautiful and clean interior and a vast array of washing machines and tumble dryers. Both machines costs £1 to operate.
So essentially a launderette but a lot of them rather than simply one. Profitable or no? So chain launderettes already exist here? Has the market already been conquered?
>>72484448
there's a possibility you'll get an inch or two of height but it's pretty unlikely
Why can't you enter your email in the 4chan posting form anymore?
>>72484467
yeah it is for me too but i wanted to be self-deprecating
i'll never understand those who hate the people who are better at something than they are
>>72484475
FOY
>>72484370
Technically speaking you may grow until 21-25 yo. I stopped at ~14-15 though
>>72484425
>>72484475
You think you're better than us? Think you're gonna leave the estates then mate? You want to be a posho mate? You'll always be one of us twat.
72484459
FOY
>>72484475
I think they have pub launderettes on the continent. Doubt the NANNY STATE will let you do that here.
reckon lefties have backed themselves into a corner with their love of pakis 2bh.
>>72484520
Are you saying it's actually illegal to operate a chain business of launderettes or are you just being silly?
>>72484475
>launderettes
they're all owned by criminals using them as fronts to launder money. i wouldn't start taking away their business if i was you.
>>72484540
it's the anti-white stuff that's doing it in my humble opinion
>>72484567
>launder money
business idea: steal the other lads laundrette idea but charge 50p less and operate at a loss until eventually his business fails, we get a monopoly then let the price skyrocket
doing a post from the uni in front of loads of people cos i dont give a FUCK
>>72484578
combination of being blatantly anti-white and having to pander to minority client groups who all have conflicting interests
if i can identify as whatever gender i want does that mean i can identify as whatever race i want?
they're both just social constructs after all.
>>72484518
i could beat the shit out of all of them at once
i wouldn't though because i agree with their choice of presidential candidate
>>72484617
if i post my arse will the people behind you see it
>anti-white
umm leftists don't care about race honey, only helping the disadvantaged
>>72484629
of course not you fucking racist
>>72484448
Nah mate 18 is the average height to stop growing. There isn't a hard limit. It's unlikely you'll get much more than an inch after that but it happens.
>>72484613
but then someone else would just open one that's cheaper than yours
that's how it's supposed to work, anyway
I'm 5'11
>>72484645
principled leftists are an endangered species lad
all progs & neolibs now
>>72484448
Where do you think all the stories from people who grew multiple inches after secondary school come from? That they're all entirely made up? Lmao
>>72484642
yeah but do it either way i love that pic lol
>>72484662
By that time our grip on the laundrette business will be so great that many people will have developed brand loyalty and will view any competitors with suspicion
>>72484619
yeh its strange because most lefties i know are atheist and promote secularist and humanistic principles (which is good) and are quite critical of religion but they pander to minorities who are very religious. but they wouldn't dare criticise the minorities' religion as that would be racist or something equally nonsensical.
their doublethink has fucked them over 2bh.
>>72483132
>dread
>Suicide
>hate
Jesus christ...though not wrong
willingly pay taxes even though all my jobs are cash in hand
Hmmm
>>72484715
leftists openly criticise religion as a social tool of control for the bourgeoisie
>>72484732
*pats your head*
Good go-- boy
*grows 3 inches at age 23*
Hehehe
i was 5'11 at age 22 now I'm 6'6
it happens
eat your greens
>>72484762
in general (or only christianity) but they wouldn't dare target Islam even though thats the most toxic of the lot.
>>72484779
did you really?
an*me
>>72484790
how old are you now?
>>72484795
mainstream islam has a lot of leftist principles enshrined within the religion so it's not a big problem. Minority sects like wahabbism are commonly criticised, in the same way catholicism gets more shtick than protestantism
*seriously contemplates taking HGH and hoping my growth plates haven't closed*
Does nobody else see the loss.jpg comic laid over OP's image?
>>72484767
literally know next to nothing about this bloke, stopped giving a shit about australian politics after the tone got boned
>>72484790
don't believe you
reckon you're a 22 year old manlet praying to god that he'll grow just a little bit more
>>72484752
hmmm yes this definitely looks real
>>72484843
>mainstream islam has a lot of leftist principles
hmm yes, intolerance, quasi-fascism and violence. yes very leftist.
actually maybe you're right. the left do seem pretty intolerant, fascist and violent these days.
>>72484894
really, you worked out I was making it up all by yourself did you
that's very clever you're quite the sleuth
>>72484894
do you honestly think someone would lie on the internet?
>>72484848
it's so subtle, had to fully tilt my laptop screen to make it out
>>72484848
Oh god damn it.
>one of the most expensive and prestigious super cars
>looks like shit
>>72484905
It is its on /pol/
>>72484945
oh in that case sorry to have doubted you
>>72484915
ypu don't seem to understand
have you studied islam in an academic context? there are specific schools of jurisprudence that are like you described, mostly not large ones except for Salafist-Wahabbism which is saudi arabia basically. Most islamic schools of thought are pretty liberal.
>b-b-but they're not real muslims
ah yes thank you abu bakr
sometimes i watch straight porn
but it's distracting trying to mentally block out the woman
>>72483132
>MANIAC
>KISS
>DREAM
fuck
>>72484941
>one of the simplest and cheapest cars
>looks timeless
>>72483132
secret, bottom and coke
surprisingly accurate
>>72484848
didn't notice lol
>>72483132
feel
dread
fool
hmm
>>72484941
the whole point of high end sports cars is that they're supposed to look like they're from the future
>>72485030
genuine pussy magnet 2bh
>>72484983
>Most islamic schools of thought are pretty liberal.
oh yeh muslims seem really liberal. if theres one thing muslims are know for, its their liberal attitudes. haha what the fuck are you smoking rasheed. get your hook nose out of books and look outside.
>>72485030
alri erich
>>72485097
Islam is like communism, it's never really been tried.
just pressured my daughter wearing a hijab and marrying her cousin. pretty liberal right?
The gee eff
Who will win?
Just booked my daughters FGM lads. Feeling so liberal right now.
>when no clothes fit you properly because you're skinnyfat
>>72485223
if its a boxing match, floyd, MMA, mcgregor
obviously
>>72485223
i'm taller and weigh more than both
so me
>>72485097
>go outside
lol i'll take my years of studying peer-reviewed journals, islamic, christian and jewish texts and philosophy over your anecdotal evidence
>>72484322
>"What is the right punishment for blasphemy?".
>"We never intended to imply that blasphemy should be punished,"
having a cheeky wank to the paige nudes
>>72485296
link
>>72485253
Bur McGregor has 20 lbs on him
>>72485223
money
>>72485296
link?
me on the left
There's someone
Across the street
Who sees me waiting for my friend
http://www.npr.org/2017/03/16/520013269/first-listen-mount-eerie-a-crow-looked-at-me
>>72485292
there muslims go with their liberalness again
>>72485331
oh I guess that makes him a better boxer
>>72485330
>>72485336
http://www.jeuxvideo.com/forums/42-51-50358886-1-0-1-0-leaks-de-paige-je-recapitule.htm
Would be very happy if I never saw Tony Blair's face ever again
>>72485140
kind of true, Iqta are 'lend then give it back system' implemented since from start.
socialism is also on the roof of everything. (at least it was)
>>72485223
Floyd "Taig Smasher " Mayweather
Floyd "Black Cromwell" Mayweather
Floyd "One Man Gorta Mor" Mayweather
Floyd "Rope-A-Dope Fuck The Pope" Mayweather
Floyd "No Surrender to this Manhug Bender" Mayweather
Floyd "I'll Give Conor a Beating. Then I'll Do The Same To Ronan Keating" Mayweather
Floyd "I Put The Black In Black And Tan" Mayweather
so liberal
>>72485379
but he's the only man that can save the labour party
his advisors assure him he is still very popular
>>72485390
>>72485330
>>72484941
the veyron looks alright, but the chiron looks like absolute shit
>>72485416
labour is dead now, you cant revive it. corbyn wont give in until at least after 2020 so its got no chance now.
Farscape first aired today 20 years ago
gf just sent me this
https://aww.moe/ts2kj7.mp4
>>72485477
don't care in the slightest
>>72485484
not anime. 0/10.
>>72485409
this guy is the king of morocco
Is dean saunders a retard?
england lads
Paid for the bus fare with my phone today and a guy on the bus literally said aloud to me "good goy"
Was taken a back so didn't respond. Have been thinking about it all day
Got a lot of pent up sexual frustration from 5 days of not wanking lads
>>72485520
He's a good lad though, recently banned full face veils, and guess what, no one protested. Muslims don't care about how they practice their religion, they just want someone or something to dictate their lives, and when there's no dictator or king then religious radicalism will fill the void. Removing the dictators from the Middle East was a grave mistake.
>>72485213
oh, for the love of god just fuck off
bit windy
>>72485528
Giggling at the thought of an Anglo pronouncing his last name
>>72485622
I dont get it
hey x
housemates just went out for lunch without inviting me. thats nice of them
>>72485622
Who cares. He's a fucking window licker, like all the Welsh
>>72485668
Disband the union
>>72485641
Hey x
>>72485696
wuu2? x
>>72485696
wuu2? x
>>72484752
>muller
[imagine an attached picture of a stereotypical German rubbing his hands with a mischievous expression on his face]
>>72485696
wuu2? x
the welsh powerhouse
>>72485739
>>72485564
what is the point of these posts
>>72485696
wuu2? x
>>72485718
>>72485720
>one second
Wew lads
>>72485756
that's not important
what's important is this scottish toad
>>72485739
hi x
E a r l y
>>72485788
>>72485788
>>72485622
Saunders is an English name you tit
where are your extra flags, lads?
>>72485831
mong
JANNY
arrest this man
a premature celebration?
BASED JANNY
hahaha get fucked earlycunt
Big J is unironically the most based /brit/ character
>mum makes me salad
>roll the dice, is this a capsicum or a tomato?
fucking hate capsicum
>>72485941
Nah he's a cunt
Hahaha he's just fucking done you lad
praise janny
>>72485944
go to bed cunt
>>72485944
It's a pepper you uncouth bogan
Wew, bit weird reading that
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4327210/Operation-London-Bridge-Plans-Queen-s-death.html
>>72485941
>>72485988
NOT in the mood for disputes over regional colloquialisms
>>72486002
The Queen's death will be pure kino and really exciting. Wonder where we'll all be when we find out.
>>72486034
probably the biggest happening since 9/11
my fav. irish poet :)
>>72486034
one day I hope to understand what the fuck kino means
>>72486034
on /brit/ probably
really not going to like all the attention our country will get
want to suck farts
>>72486107
i believe it's german for "theatre"