>Cute girl sitting in the front row
>me sitting in the back of the class. Being bored ass hell.
>See that the girl is always having a good time with beta guy next to girl.
>me jelly
>next day in class
>me go sit next to cute girl
>beta guy confronts me
>"Hey, man, This is my seat."
>"There's other seats, bro."
>Beta guy walks way to a different seat
>I give a big smile to the cute girl and raise my eyebrows
>She gets up and sits next to the beta guy
>me just smile and take out my pen and paper
>my teacher just shakes head
ALPHA AS Fuck!!
You don't get banned for this shit on tv?
>>72480324
Uhh, oops, I meant /int/
>Be me
>Moving in main square
>Suddenly I see the ambassador of US
>He's meeting random people
>He's about to shake my hand when I fastly remove the hand
>'Gotcha'
Fucking pranked
>>72480297
same
>>72480342
nice one mate
>>72480297
Wow what an unbelievable faggot you are :DDDD
>>72480342
Delet this
>>72480342
wtf I HATE Albania now
but of course it's Australians who make this threads.
moot was right.
>>72481524
Thanks m8