/cum/

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>>72478591
/balt/

best for Gays need to leave forever

Really don't want to fap tonight

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>Sacramento talking smack in the old thread about me for posting the thread early

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Best Governer in the Union.

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>>72478714
Wanna trade?

>>72478743
Pill me on him.
He doesn't seem bad.

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I met Arnold Schwarzenegger when he was governor
This will be my first and only post ITT
Good nice buds (South Dakotan Moors not included)

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>>72478743
>mfw a moorish faggot asks for a picture

>>72478776
Based Austrian.
How was he as a governor?
>>72478790
t.Cuomo.

>>72478808
t.Doodoogaurd

>tfw young (21)
>tfw as soon as I turned 21 I started buying and finishing 375/750 ml's of hard liquor at least 2wice a week
>tfw a lot of times it was drank warm
>tfw finally have enough sense to cool it down, after a bad hangover day
yeeee

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>>72478753
He's reserved and fairly unbiased in his policies, although his underlings are very, very aggressive because of his leniency

He's one of the few Governors we've had who has increased education funding

He's moderate Republican and strongly favors business over working rights and such, which is leading to a youth drain that he and the state tried to solve with increased minimum wage to no avail

He's a Scandinavian Blanda Upp

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>>72478821
>He doesn't like Based Prostate Cancer Dayton.

>>72478828
Doesn't sound that bad.

Christianity is so stupid
>God sacrificed his only son for you goy!
>Meanwhile the old testament refers multiple times to the "sons(plural) of God"

About to read Karl Marx

>>72478861
What about the idea of a higher power in general?

>>72478845
He isn't which is nice

Much better than Mike Rounds

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>>72478861
>Christianity is so stupid.

>tfw no Canadian poster yet.

>>72478790
I mean I know why you say I'm swarthy le moor but it's just a tan from summer Dx<

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>>72478871
I'm not smart enough to definitively say if there is a higher power or not and I have read some Aquinas, so no that's not a stupid idea but saying God sacrificed is only son is stupid since the bible states in the Hebrew translation that he had multiple sons

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>>72478905
This

>>72478918
I bet your are browner than your bf

I'm listening to Manchester Orchestra and crying.
How are you guys doing?

fater ibrahim had many son
and many son had fater ibrahim

>>72478961
about the worst i've ever been

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>>72478960
No, he grew up in Laredo

We both have milky white flesh on any part that isn't exposed to the farmer's tan

>>72478997
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>asshole roommates are gone for a whole week
>it doesnt matter because my job is sucking up all my time

>>72479010
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>>72478997
Same.
Thinking about "it". But I don't know.

>>72479010
yea

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>>72479004
Even your penis?

>>72479018
*THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE

SEPARATION

NO PRENUP

DONT GIVE A FUCK JUST CÜCK MY SHIT UP

the gf is still mad

>>72479029
Tell us Job, what has befallen you?

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>>72479032
Yes

>>72479045
What happened?

tfw sad
i hate this feel

>>72479095
This is no longer a United States thread.

>>72479056
my beautiful kitty i've had since elementary school has died

best cat that ever lived, always friendly and never hurt anyone

>>72479095
>left handed
bad hombre

wish I had a glass of milk right now

>>72479110
>he's only lost one cat
get in line, bub

keep taking giant soft shits lads
anus is getting bloody from all the wiping

>>72479121
wrong

>>72479080
ruined her underwear in the washer

>>72479134
>he's lost more than one cat
SAD!

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So when are we going to finish Mount Rushmore?
Think its been left half done long enough, dont you think?

>>72479144
why are you posting

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>>72479144

one was really old

the other one caught a disease and had to be put down

would not feel bad if someone bombed crazy horse

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>>72479153

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgmvg-zzctI

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>Lil Uzi Vert
shant even be considering

>>72479095
>>72479124
As expected of the first canadian and mexican posts in the thread.

>>72479157
>>72479160
because i lost two childhood pets and my best friend ;__;

>http://ktla.com/2017/03/18/tennesse-teacher-sought-in-kidnapping-of-missing-student-wife-urges-him-to-surrender/
Tennessee, explain yourself

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>>72479204
there is no innocence in our world

>>72479228
we must bring the end of the world anon

>>72479228
the first pet hurt me rather deeply and was probably why i wanted to kms in middle school.
the next pet didn't hurt me as much because i had been living out of home for a few years and wasn't there when he died.
the best friend still hurts me

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>Stop being sad.

>>72479186
get out of my state poser

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just want my kitty to jump on my lap and sleep on me or beg me for milk one more time

Sonic forces looks boring

3D sonic was a mistake

>>72479337
It'll eventually get better in time, eventhough it hurts now, at least that's what I try to make myself believe.

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saw myself a fucking arab today

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YOOOOOOOO

>>72479383
?

good night /cum/bois
may we never wake

>>72479392
stopping by jerry's to get some keys made, the fucker looks at me and asks where the pvc is

>>72479407
and what'd you say?

>>72479411
told isle 17 like any other human being would
some nerve though

>>72479420
yeah absolutely unbelievable

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another weekend spent hanging out with my friend who's even more of a loner than me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

the matrix is unironically bad
the acting is poor

>>72479498

the first one is pretty good. Falls off a goddamn cliff immediately after

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>Your state will never have a tsundere neighbor
How's it feel nerds?

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>>72479383
afraid he's gonna stone you?

>>72479528

Oregon is super tsundere for us

>>72479529

see >>72479386. I TOLD you

stop fucking posting anime

>>72479529
Blwong up is more likely or calling his 100 cousins and brothers and attack together.

>>72479540
you dont know what that means

>>72479447
did u fuck him OwO

>>72479540
Oregon, if anything, likes you less and less over time

>>72479552

you "hate" us, but every time you see a california license plate, you get a little weak in the legs

>>72479544
>>72479552
uncreative flags alert

>>72479573
the pennsylvanian flag is quite complex

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>>72479571
back off. these posters are under my protection

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>>72479528
but we do
just a couple states over to the right though
and in a sense literally every state is tsun tsun for us
>>72479540
man that is going to be one hell of a shitfest

>>72479571
literally doesn't happen

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>>72479596

its ok, neighbor

we like you too

>>72479613
we don't like your mexicans
not to fond of your developers and realitors either

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>>72479591
>in a sense literally every state is tsun tsun for us
You do know tsundere means they start liking them over time right?

If anything you're inverse tsundere

>>72479636
the dere is going to come

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>>72479337
I'm sorry anon
I legitimately believe in kitty heaven and I'm sure your cat is a happy camper up there

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I feel like Pablo when I'm workin' on my shoes
I feel like Pablo when I see me on the news
I feel like Pablo when I'm workin' on my house

TRASH
E
R
R
I
B
L
E

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>>72479646
I'm sorry but that's just the fact of the matter

California is the meme state to make fun of because it's funny to watch Californians squirm at the notion that their Eden has defects

>>72479650
When exactly because there's nothing at this point that will redeem California's callow arrogance for a lot of people

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>/cum/ is dead before RNH

What happened

>>72479713
canada

>>72479713

normies

filthy, slimy normies

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>Drumpfkins want to deport this

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Goodnight /cum/

>>72479733

I would deport my seed into her womb

>>72479733

Fuck her, Trump doesnt wanna let ME in

how's that for a campaign promise huh.

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>>72479733
aggression > face >>> boob = butt = musical tastes

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TayTay

>>72479701
I can see it

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Fuck your garbage ass states

t. Louisiana

>>72479702
whom are you referring to

>>72479807
Louisiana is the only based Southern state.

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lets draw

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I made this meme image and I thought it would be really hilarious, but nobody ever replied to it

>>72479813

He has such a nigger face man,

>>72479819
Hey thanks bud. I know some people in Minnesota and they say it's comfy

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So yall I think I'm officially losing my fucking mind

I have a hard time denying those voices now. I mean I don't know though. For some reason it just seems like there's a feminine voice saying my name at random times. I always jump to it being my mother. This happens too often, end me

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>>72479823
>makin oc
>ever

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>>72479823
I don't get it t b h

>>72479733
thought that was yolanda ventura for a minute, but she's even better I mamasita

>>72479840
get to the doctor man

i refuse

I do refuse

>>72479965

To what

я oтвepгaю

>>72479823
have a (you).
Socks and sandals are comfy though, it offers the same comfort as wearing a normal shoe, but you can feel the wind on your feet.

I think I've at last truly become the weed

>>72479992
if you mean an unwanted growth on society, you are correct

>>72480000

the quads of truth

>>72480000
I quit weed though, that's the thing
I've achieved the coveted phantom high

Before this thread ends, I'm gonna kick all your butts.

hey you americans are cool

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Teenagers across the railroad tracks shouting and cavorting loudly.

>>72480031
Not if I lick your ass first big boi ;]

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>White people
What's so good about heroine?

>>72480044
call police on them

embrace getting old

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Is the Ausbro right?

>>72480044
go fuck the teenage girls :D

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So buds why would I go to the doctor? Psychs are expensive and I'm too lazy to make the money myself and I'd feel too guilty if I let others pay

Plus the meds break me out

dumb americans

>>72480057
I'm in that thread too, say hi to me!

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>>72480057
Abso-fucking_lutely

>>72480057
No he's just autistic
>>72480070
Not expensive if you get one covered by your insurance
>Inb4 >insurance
>>72480073
r-rude

>>72480054
Waste of police time desu.
>>72480058
What if they are <16 though?

drugs and alcohol relieve the mind to a lower state of being, but are unadvised because it's induced through external means

>>72480085
>waste
being a responsible citizen and getting old don't work together most of the time

how dare you

Haven't just listened to some choons in a while laddos

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>>72480084
Insurance doesn't cover all of it

It would be a drain of money and time

>>72480084
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

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just finished it buds

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>Why yes I post on /pol/!

>>72480097
That's why you must be the liquor

>>72480108
How much does it cover?
I got a psyche with like a $15 copay

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>>72480112
I don't recognize any caricature of me in there so I give it some half approval

Unless I am lumped into one of those things. I just don't see it

>>72480125
fuck off lahey

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>>72480112
Good job

>>72480106
*continues to rebel*

Once again I'm reminded that the only times I truly feel depressed is when I interact with women
Damnit, I wish I could resist their charms

>>72480139
Up to like $50 a visit

>>72480140
I CAN'T FUCKING IDENTIFY YOU BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO GET THE FLAGS ADD-ON. YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER FACELESS US POSTER TO ME WITH YOUR SINGULAR FLAG

don't worry I'll add onto it tho

>>72480151
*gets incredibly upset but does nothing*

>>72480165
The Canadian Condition.

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>>72480162
I don't care about the relations between people here, so screw your flags

To me you are all just a bunch of anons, minus fist, paha and carafag

just saw the worst fucking thread ever made
you'll never guess the flag

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>>72480186
you'll give in. one day.

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>Why yes, I give a shit about Reddit flags

>>72480085
if they're younger than 14, don't, cause that would be degnerate.

>>72480162

He is the fag who always uses IMG_XXXX.

I assume he is a phoneposter

>>72480160
Eh, not bad if you don't go too often
Just tell them what they need to hear to give you the good stuff and you'll be set
Provided of course the good atuff is covered by your insurance too

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>>72480112
I felt free to add myself and the wannabe chink

>>72480200
Canadian

>>72480223
i like it

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Gavin

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>>72480217
Yeah I'm a phoneposter

I could switch to my laptop and use reddit flags but I don't really care, and any "dumb phoneposter" comment doesn't phase me so I stick to my phone
>>72480218
I don't want the meds though I just want to try to work things out, even though that has failed time and time again

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Why are americans so cute.
Obviously interbreeding.

Women are in fact golems
made from Adam's rib

>>72480255
>I don't want the meds though I just want to try to work things out
You don't need a shrink for that then, you have a brain of your own
they'll just tell you what you already know, except they'll never have the full picture like you do no matter how much you tell them so you're really the most qualified to sort your shit out

>>72480276
ur a golem

>>72480261
i remember when I went through that phase.
the ideological progression for me was:
normal -> boredom -> r9k -> PUA/MGTOW websites -> pol -> grim darkness -> int -> normal with some different ideas

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is this considered safe in the US?

wtf is a ghost reply

I'm a teacher who works in a special needs school.

On the day the switch was released, at least 95% of our entire student body, 287 students, were excused from class for the day because they were reported as either sick, at a doctor visit, or needing a break day. All of which are very common, but in the 8 years I've been there we've never had this many students excused in one day.

The day after, we were back to normal attendance. But a very high number of students were talking about their brand new Nintendo Switches that they bought the previous day. Many even brought them to school. We thought, OK. This isn't unheard of. Thousands of students in the district go absent the day a console is launched. It's perfectly normal.

So the day after we get the attendance reports for the rest of the district, we compare it with other console releases over the last 17 years, the farthest we could go back where the first video game console excuses were recorded. We discovered that not only were the number of absent students the lowest they had ever been for a console launch date, but for that day, the entire district saw record attendance across every grade level.

The reply from our head of district policy said it best: "Only literal retards are buying the Nintendo Switch".

>>72480299
I've never seen anything like that

>>72480299
jesus christ that looks scary

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rate me

>>72480314
why?

>>72480317
you did a poor job tucking

>>72480317
mexican women are too poor to buy new leotards

>>72480304

Obviously fake but the switch launched on a friday.

>>72480320
in PA i'm used to trains rarely intersecting perpendicular to some roads, with cross guard gates for when the train comes, not bare exposure going through a residential road like that

>>72480295
Pretty much. Not sure where apathy falls within that sequence - maybe sprinkled throughout

Then one day you look in the mirror and realize that you wouldn't really want to fuck that either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpADeugoPVo
What a gorgeous cat.

>>72480337
it's probably like that due to old infrastructure

trains in my town mostly are separate from regular traffic too aside from some crossing areas. there are some areas where city vehicles and buses can drive on the tracks they use.

>>72480326
rips are hot you fucking faggot kill yourself

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What a gorgeous woman.

>>72480352
>i'm retarded

I really should be going to sleep
Just one more song

>>72480371
It's fucking Sunday morning what the hell

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ok a pic without the leotard

>>72480403
ratboy

>>72480397
I just got home from work a couple hours ago I'm tired as h*ck

>>72480403
You're a guy, dude.
Gonna take HRT?

>>72480416
What do you do for a living?

>>72480416
then go to sleep dummy

>people posting in a chinese ice hockey discussion forum have never seen a woman before

not surprising desu famalan

>>72480446
Don't tell him what to do

>>72478937
How can you say that they're the same for sure? Have you read the books in their original languages?

>>72480456
go back to sleep dummy

>>72480436
I'd hardly call it a living, I work in retail as loss prevention
>>72480446
Headphones just died so I'm on it

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>>72480471
>replying to 2 hour bait

>>72480485
Don't tell me what to do

>>72480493
good night

>>72480497
come back to bed, sweetie

>>72480451
>pretending to be a woman on a bhutanese curling mailing list

>>72480493
>loss prevention
security guard???

have a good sleep

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>Spotify suggesting a personalized playlist
>entitled "Life Sucks"

>>72480531
>ethiopia

>>72480558
What of it, bucko?

cume night

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>>72480507

If it helps you ok.

>>72480564
You on holiday?

>>72480590

Kill yourself dumbass.

>>72480531
>>72480564
CIA?

>>72480354
you could tell her face is kinda ugly

>>72480595
why are you mad?

>>72480610

Is obviously a proxy.

above average thread

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Just a heads up, team USA is currently the furthest it's ever been in the World Baseball Classic (semi-finals).

WE COULD WIN OUR FIRST EVER WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC BOYS

I lied to cheer you up

this thread looks pretty bad

>>72480686
because you're excited they won't win

>>72480697
2 of the 4 semi-finalists are american territory so we have a 50/50 chance at this point.

Also I'm a new englander, teams I cheer for usually win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p4TkRnvNco

'it' is posting again... Somebody shoo it away

Brits out.

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>'it' is posting again... Somebody shoo it away

cobi

Please, girl, stay 'til the early mornin'.
We can have some coffee.
You can do my laundry.
Please, girl, stay.
Don't mind the clutter.
Get back in bed, yeah.
Mickey mouse covers, oh girl, on your body.
Please, girl, stay.
Oh darlin'
Please, girl, stay.
Oh sugar
Please, girl, stay.
'Til the early mornin'.

And I'm not really sure what we did last night,
So let's explore each others minds.
And I know that you can find the time.
Indulge me.

My room probably smells like jizz to everybody but me

don't sing in the morning
don't sing in the night
just wouldn't be right
la la
la la

Why do girls like you better when you're mean to them? I want to be sweet with them but they like me better when I treat them like garbage.

What is wrong with them

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>>72481011
Treat one like shit until you trap her. Then unload all of your shit onto her.

>>72481053
I'm not into scat though

>>72481076
Too bad. Shit on some poor girl until she knows what's up.
She'll come around.

>>72481011
because you're dating girls that were molested as kids

>>72481011
sweet to them = doormat / friend, you can evenly be sweet and flirty and all that, but you'll still probably end up closer to a friend than a potential fuckmate
mean to them / rude to them = alpha male strong man who is playing hard to get because you probably got better things going on, like jobs or friends or other girls, even if she says she likes guys who are sweet or who aren't so distant or hard to get , she's wrong, that's what she thinks, but her vagina and biology thinks for her, just like our penis thinks for us. Good luck.

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'Murica

>>72481193
shut up cuck

>>72481011
golems need a master

>>72481230
but I'm 101% right

/cum/ more like /ded/

wake up my lovelies

>>72484045
The tranny faggot killed it

>>72484045
>>72484366
It's 7:45AM on important coast

>>72478937
>The term "son of God" is sometimes used in the Old and New Testaments of the Christian Bible to refer to those with special relationships with God. In the Old Testament, angels, just and pious men, the descendants of Seth, and the kings of Israel are all called "sons of God."[2] In the New Testament, Adam,[3] and, most notably, Jesus Christ[2] are called "son of God," while followers of Jesus are called, "sons of God."[4]
I'm not sure if you're trolling but they aren't talking about the same thing

>>72484366
doesn't that fag only post during the neet hours?

hello lads

>>72484366
Who?

>>72484564
Hey Latvia. Are you about to head out for work?

>>72484596
nah mate its sunday

a man need some rest too

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>>72484633
How is /cum/'s favourite nazi doing?

>>72484690


and im pretty good, bud, how about you

>>72484521
No idea but it's really disgusting how degenerates use this board like /soc/ with flags. Unironically used to be able to learn cool shit here.
>>72484568
The canadian turbo fag that thinks it's a woman.

>>72484746
Got some volunteer work stuff scheduled later today. Also need to work on some job applications so I don't end up homeless. So I am so-so.

>>72484781
hope you get the job

being homeless is not cool

>>72484754
I honestly don't come here during certain hours since it's usually just people spamming anime pictures and fag talk.

>>72484801
Thanks, man. Something will probably pan out.

>>72484831
>I honestly don't come here during certain hours since it's usually just people spamming anime pictures and fag talk.

Yeah it just keeps getting worse. General is straight up shit now.

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>>72484831
>>72484934
>tfw I'm one of those people

>>72485026
its nice to know i'd have to try really hard to be the worst arkansas poster

kek

>>72484934
daytime is ded

evenings are fast but garbage

morning and late night are the only good /cum/ times

>>72485094
I don't know what you're talking about, I'm clearly the best poster in this general

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fire up the power fantasy cannon

poop

>>72484934
that's what it's been since about its inception newfag

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>>72484934
Not my fault

I ain't into anime or faggy roleplay

BUDS

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489010648883.webm

I wish I had American bf but my English is bad

>>72485872
>tfw no Ken Watanabe bf
Why live?

>>72485805
https://track5.mixtape.moe/aqxvwd.webm

RIP /cum

i'm cold and my nipples itch

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Am I going to make it guys?

>>72490639
is he wearing lipstick or was he eating candy with a red dye?

>>72479246
>wanting to kill yourself over a pet
Sad!
[spoiler]not really i felt the same way as a kid when my dog got put down[/spoiler]

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woke up to the sound of my chinese neighbors sexing

they sound like monkeys

I hope they dont have another kid

>>72491530
your hacking skills a shit

>>72491610
Maybe they'll move out if they do
or you could help

remember that yeezy is /ourguy/

>>72491834
They have 2 children in an apartment made for 1 person. They won't move out.

>>72491794
is that why i got your nudes right here lol

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got a job interview tomorrow lads

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Oh yeah i forgot to post this

mornin' /cum/

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>>72492471
ohayou blanco-kun

>/cum/
MORE LIKE /DUM/

>>72492471
lol cum

>>72492669
GOTTEEEEEEEEM

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>Tfw when visiting the Chuckanut Drive
Its so fucking beautiful compared to here.

>>72492205
>joining the wagekuk force

It's hell. Don't bother going.

New thread
>>72493090
>>72493090
>>72493090

South Dakota is unironically the most worthless state in the union

>>72492471
Hello, my white friend.