>he imagines a voice describing his life in the third person

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>>72477745
He imagined himself as the "cool alternative kid" in high school, despite being a fucking loser

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>He imagined himself playing his favourite song in front of his school at the talent show, and winning over the popular kids

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>He imagined himself taking a bullet for the girl he liked during a hypothetical high-school shooting, effectively saving her and making her instantly fall in love with him AND kissing him in the hospital because the bullet just hit his shoulder or some other non-lethal place

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>he imagined himself being the center of everyone elses lives just as he's the center of his own life.

>he talks to somebody every day but they don't really exist
>can't do anything "personal" without acknowledging the invisible person's presence

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>He thought it would get better

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>>72478066
kek

You guys are pretty pathetic.

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>>72478237
>he doesn't talk to himself every day
Why are you here.
Don't answer that, a rhetorical question.

Guilty of quite a few of these

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>he considers himself funny

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>>72478331
My mom says I'm witty.

>>72478356
Why do parents tell me that people besides them and some family like me when they don't?

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>>72478356
>he believes what his mom say about him

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This thread is too real.

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>he thinks his mother doesn't lie to him to boost his confidence in a concerted effort to motivate him and get his life together

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>>72478411
>have more successful sibling getting a Ph.D. while I'm stuck at home in debt and also (to whine even more) inherited the family genetic diseases
>more successful sibling complains about something

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>he imagined his life having any meaningful purpose

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>have no real dreams as a kid except to have a comfortable job and a house
>can't even achieve that

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so which is it lads?

>>72478500
Middle class security because that IS my dream.

>>72478519
thats the boring but comfy way.

>>72478500
never had any dream desu

>>72478500
My only dream is seizing the means of production.

>he thought that if he was dedicated to his studies and became successful eventually he would get a gf

>>72478765

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>he fantasized about the girl he had a crush on in high school and imagined their entire lives together but but never actually had the balls to talk to her in the first place

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>>72477745
>He gets weirdly confident and daydreams after he watches a movie with super human abilities

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>>72478356
I bet your mom also says you're handsome

>He think he's German (or whatever superior nationality) because his grand-grand dad father was one and constantly mentions and in a way bragging he's descended from that nation when asked and not asked
>don't or barely even speaks the language

ayyy

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>>72477745
>He thinks scowling at everyone will make himself seem brooding and hardcore

>>72478066
>life gets better anon!

why do people tell such lies?

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>>72478800
Shut the fuck up

>he imagines himself in a zombie apocalypse and how he would survive, all planned out, and how he'd get everything he ever wanted

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>he makes fun of lonely and pathetic people on /int/, despite being lonely and pathetic himself

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>>72477782
>>72477862
>>72477950
>>72478066
>>72478447
>>72478481
>>72478765
>>72478800
>>72478917
>>72478948
REEEEEEEEEEE

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>he imagines he's important in any manner whatsoever.

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>wake up
>still alive

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>He imagined somehow going to Syria, magically bringing together all the Turkey's and Syria's albanians together, beat ISIS just as it came to be, and for that he and the albanians would be rewarded with a autonomous region in Syria where everyone would speak pure Albanian

>>72477862
my band and I actually did this. stay jealous

>>72478481
S-stop

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>>72478800
STOP

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>>72479709
I see right trough your post, gjergjj.

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>>72478800

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hahaha i bet you fags all do this haha

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>He's imagined himself, countless, COUNTLESS times being good at anything important, he imagines his peers, friends, and family in some way admiring him and looking up to him but he will never actually go through the effort of making this happen

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>he thinks he has a chance at becoming handsome when looking himself in the mirror long enough

>>72477745
Song for this thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ

>>72480290
>he daydreams about going back in time with all his current knowledge and finishing grade school at the age of six.

Cannot relate to any of these, lads why are you so pathetic

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>He thinks he can have another chance in life by turning back time

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>he has a nightly routine of berating himself and then promising himself that he will improve and do better
>he wakes up and does the exact same thing he has been doing for months

>>72480444
This tbqh

>>72480444
>>72480528
>pretending to be a normal in anonymous board

>>72478800
>>72477862
>>72477782
>>72477950
>>72480182
STOP IT REEE

>>72480771
I'm definitely not normal. I still don't do any of these, and actually have a quite decent life despite my health problems desu. Dunno.

Holly shit, this thread made me realize how pathetic I am

>>72480833
Well aren't you a special snowflake

>I'm 6'4", handsome, and make girls and guys alike laugh

Haha me too!!!

>>72481129
I guess.

>he thought that everything will gets better after high school but it's not.

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>he points his hands at the ceiling and whispers "grow, grow, let me grow"

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>he says he's gonna do it tomorrow

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Stop fucking posting

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>every single post in this thread has applied to him haha

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>>72484822
STOP!

>>72478800
Haha that's me

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>He imagined saving his crush's life and living with her happily ever after

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>He was in an online relationship but never met each other

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>>72477939
>not fantasizing about stopping the school shooter with your own gun
You non-Americans sure are silly.

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>he imagines fighting off generic masked gunmen who are attempting to storm his shitty office and winning the heart of the hot girl who he's orbiting because he can't decide if he wants a violent revenge fantasy or emotional fulfillment fantasy

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>>72478066
>it got really bad
>then got loads better
>then it got a bit worse
>now it's getting better

Life is just a rollercoaster of good times and bad times desu

>>72478500

The hellish purgatory in between

>>72477862
delet

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>>72478897
>german humor strikes again
whew

>He imagines himself as the lead singer of the band he's listening to currently, in front of a huge crowd

I hate these threads but I always read all of them.
We're all the same deep down.

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>>72478066

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>>72478045
this one is plain autism though

>>72478800
this is actually surprisingly common

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>>72480355

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>>72480510
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>he thought he could kiss his first girl in junior highschool
>he thought he could bang some girls in highschool
>he thought he could have a serious relationship in uni
>he is still a kissless virgin

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>he imagines gaining incomparable superheroic powers like time travel, telekenesis, teleportation and super strength and then imagines going to the Middle East and just wiping out all of ISIS in less than a week but also he imagines using these powers to threaten world leaders into doing his bidding so that he can control the world from the shadows
>he's wearing a superhero costume in all of these imaginings
>a superhero costume that he's put an embarrassing amount of time into creating in his mind

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haha imagine being this much of a loser

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>>72478800
still doing this even though we left school 6 years ago and i haven't seen her since

>>72477745
Ok the third person thing is way too autistic. I didnt even know that was a thing

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>he imagines going back to his 6 year self with his current knowledge and investing into Google, MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and living from the interest

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wtf is this thread

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>>72492792

>>72477745
>he never had a girlfriend
HAHAHA

>>72492900
Thats pretty fucking sad

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>>72493043
it passes the time

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>>72477745
>He lost his few friends over his /pol/itical views

>>72492400
>not being autism
wow what kind of sad person are you

He browses PUA forums so one day he can have a girlfriend

>>72493275
step 1 is not doing that mate, ffs

He self projects on 4chan to make anonymous strangers sad

>>72478500
My dream is to be a teacher and I am going to do that. The other parts of my dream seem impossible though.

>>72493225
>/pol/itical views
well deserved

>>72493339
Indeed people who don't want to live in a total multicultural world should be killed.

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>he keeps going to his monotonous, low-wage job day in day out but he feels empty inside while the numbers in his bank account grow but there's nothing to buy to fill the void, the emptiness, the everlasting unsatisfaction, apathy, anhedonia, the lack of purpose and the feeling that the world is not-quite right and is on the wrong path but at the same time knowing there is no right path, that it's all meaningless and the only options are continuing with the empty day-to-day drudgery or mustering the courage to take his own life

>>72492674
STOP

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>>72493399

>>72493399
Can't feel this feel.
I need something more autistic.

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>>72493399

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>>72493399
GET
OUT
OF
MY
HEAD

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>>72493414
AHAHAAH.

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>>72493557

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>he writes his own fantasies/weaknesses in greentext and pretend they are aimed at the rest of /int/

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>>72477745
>>72477782
>>72477862
>>72477939
>>72477950
>>72478066
>>72478411
>>72478430
>>72478447
>>72478481
>>72478500
>>72478800
>>72478847
>>72478917
>>72478948
>>72478962
>>72479103
>>72479490
>>72480182
>>72480290
>>72480447
>>72480510
>>72482253
>>72484377
>>72484822
>>72485001
>>72485551
>>72492674
>>72492792
>>72493399

>>72493681
>tfw I work for McDonalds

>>72480510
ha, joke's on you, it's not months but years

>>72493708
so do i....so do i....but i dont know if im even gonna get the job, we have a 6 month trial period and i am soon at its end. They tell me im a hard worker and theyve invited me to parties but i keep forgetting things often and make small mistakes. This is my first job too, so i really am insecure. Just need to wait a week or so and ill know if i get it or not.

>>72492900
same, but for 2 years so far
i wonder how would it feel for her to realize i still think about her, to what point would she feel disgusted and hate me for being so miserable and having such an empty life where i can only hold to such useless and irrelevant things from the past because my present is so damn void.

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>>72478669

>>72478066
it does

>>72493835
I think you will get it judging by what you have said.

>>72480036
That picture is making me sad

>he shits on other peoples fantasies but all he wants is a cute wife and a comfy life.

>>72493988
I do this but without shitting on other people's fantasies.

>>72493933
Thanks, i havent told them yet but i also have to deal with fucking ADD so my ability to focus is absolute shiet, even so i have managed to learn the entire kitchen like the back of my hand except the chicken/fried area. I dont know if its better i tell them i have that or not, ill probably not do it, dont want to be labeled a retard

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>>72478331
>tfw even my mom thinks i'm useless piece of shit since i was a toddler
>tfw not even an accident, but everyone told me i was a disappointment

>>72494058
Chicken/fried stuff is easier than the rest of the kitchen, so it shouldn't be an issue when the time comes.

>I dont know if its better i tell them i have that or not, ill probably not do it, dont want to be labeled a retard
Don't tell them unless you absolutely have to.

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>>72493399
>and the feeling that the world is not-quite right
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Du wirst.

>>72480036
Hmmmm

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>>72492792
>he imagines having superpower to wipe down the universe because because his life is so shit and he thinks its just universe that is shitty

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>the last time he was happy was in elementary school
>he makes fantasies about time-travel to tell his 8yo self to avoid making all the mistakes that ruined his life forever.

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>>72494257

>he imagined himself getting dubs

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>>72494333
>Napoleon didn't win
just fuck my continent up senpai

>>72494349
>he got them

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>his coworkers are all normies and he wishes he could join in on their conversations but he genuinely has nothing to say
>he hopes and prays his coworkers never ask about his relationship status because he doesn't know how to explain he's a 21 year old virgin who has never had any physical contact with a girl

>>72480355
Yeah I did this

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>he thought he was gonna lose his virginity this year

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>he hopes somebody notices he is sad and he wants to kill himself but he is sad all the time so people think he is feeling ok.

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>>72494511
>he thinks his normie coworkers are idiot plebs who should have acknowledge his own superior taste

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>>72481334

>>72494748
delet this

Mine might rank as the worst out there.

>he imagines Heaven to be a place where relatives and friends will relive your life with you as it is projected on a large cinema screen, so he sometimes pauses to explain himself when he does something morally dubious or pathetic, imagining that this will provide narration for when his life is retread as a "movie", and will make him a more likeable protagonist

>He imagined during his lifetime he will find out he is god

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>he carefully plans how to achieve his dream but is to scared and shy to take the first step because he could lose all that he worked and suffered for (the objective didnt make him happy) so he just goes along with his monotonous life

>he displays signs of autism and schizophrenia
ishygddt

>growing up, he deluded himself into believing that he didn't get along with the other kids because they didn't want to chat about politics, history, or any such serious matter, and that that was the only reason for him being a social outcast, but then as he got to university and came to meet people that did want to chat about those subjects, he realized that he still couldn't connect with them and was still a mumbling retard, and that his believing that he had ever been above anyone was a pure fabrication to protect himself from the realization that he'd never be friends with anyone because he's way too socially retarded for that

Bit long-winded but that's mine anywas.

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>he cries before sleeping

>>72494864
Fuck you I've thought about this too sometimes, but even worse, they hear your thoughts too. So it's like they're seeing your life through your mind.

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>he's a successful normie with good social skills but all he wants is a woman to love and spend his life with but they're all cock hungry sluts who could never give him a happy family so he drinks almost daily and loses sight of the good man he vowed to be as a child because the world has robbed him of the only thing he ever wanted

>>72495591
If women are cock hungry whores why can't I get one?

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>>72495613
You have to good looking
>which i am but i don't want whores i just want to be a good father like my father was to me

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>>72495660
I know that feel anon.

>he thought he would be happier if he stopped going to parties and get drunk with friends and hooking up some lucky times but now he lost all his friends and can't go back to that so he shitposts in an infamous internet forum.

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>>72477862
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!

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>>72495679
>we live in a world where young men yearn for children and woman kill them in their bellies

>>72495660
This

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This thread is sad

>He thinks he's intelligent and that everyone else is simple sheeps

>>72493010
I do this except I make big bucks betting on sports

>>72495730
I might just adopt in a few years.

>>72495481
Aye, glad to not be the only one autistic for this to overwhelm me as a fear.

I also too try to muster it in me to police my thoughts for that very same reason, though its pretty hopeless. Best I can do is think something awful, then say something aloud justifying myself for having had that thought invade me.

>>72495888
>being a single parent
Probably the most painful joy a man can know

>>72495825
the 'depressing greentexts with golden lel attached' threads are among my favourite on /int/

>>72495924
Thoughts are not sins, God would not punish or judge you for such things

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>>72495934
>Single parent
>Or never a parent

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>>72493399
oh my fucking god

>>72495924
>I also too try to muster it in me to police my thoughts for that very same reason
I do the same, not in general though, but sometimes for some reason it feels a lot more "real", like it's actually going to happen. I do police thoughts in terms of language though, I don't want to be able to say "god dammit" any more, so I stop myself in my thoughts before I even think it. Not because I think it's bad to say but because it's a "Christian"(Jewish) thing and it's about time that shit is kicked out of Europe.

>>72495964
>t. follower of a Jewish religion

>>72495332
Fuck that's me

>ITT: feels women will never understand

>>72495481
I do something a lot like this. I always think someone (usually a qt) is "spectating" me without me knowing it, i.e. being inside of my head and seeing what I see, hearing what I hear etc. Sometimes it's so bad that I deliberately change my mannerisms to impress whoever is "spectating" me, for example I won't listen to certain types of music that I would be embarrassed by. Also when I take a shit I make sure not to look downward because I don't want the spectating person to see my dick and shit.

>>72496135
We're bit of a mess aren't we Serbbro?

Oh well, I can banter back-and-forth quite decently with my siblings, so I don't ever feel too excluded from getting to know what a normie life would've been, but you know, oh well.

>>72496337
>Also when I take a shit I make sure not to look downward because I don't want the spectating person to see my dick and shit.
Now this is a bit autistic I'm afraid.

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Oh man I'm gonna sleep like a baby after all that self-reflection, thanks!

>>72496378
Would you want a qt grill getting a nice closeup look at your shit? I don't think so m8

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>he had his nose always in books rarely speaking with other kids. he made a few friends along the way, some with who he still talks, and had a few girlfriends, not being a complete loser. as he grew older, he realized that he had lost something that made the world wondrous for him. was because he read to much and was disillusioned or something else. either way, he lost his passion for anything. he wanted to go stem, thinking that it was a safe career, and he loved maths and physics quite a lot. somewhere, around his 18-20 year, it suddenly made no sense. trying to piece his personality together, he dived into more obscure and esoteric works, indulging in poetry above all else. discovering rimbaud's life he realized that he will never be as accomplished as he, in only three already passed years. he discovered mallarme and understood that even if he started writing poetry, as a last way of fixing his soul, he still will be accursed, since hermetic poetry is in-understandable. he pushed, writing poetry for poetry's sake, and found out the beauty of art. but being 3 years in college already, he knew that dropping out would be work-suicide, and that, if he wanted middle class security, he will need to work ten times as hard to get to a barley okay position. the question now stands: be a poet, happy and poor, or a slave to the wage, vain and rich.

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>He is no hero, and his purpose is no hero's. His self's song is half-published in thin air. He is not machine, but he imagines himself a nicely fit cog in his society. The minute he wakes up, he knows there is no one in the world he hopes would give him a genuine smile, he slouches to the bathroom for no one in particular. He dresses up disorderly, for there is no one to dress up for. Then, if time permits, he will walk out of his gray compound for a morning walk. All he can hear is a crescendo of strings, he expects to die soon: even when the children are still laughing at the merry-go-round, even when the couples are sat at the bench, leaning heads into the others' shoulders. Vertigo wherever he goes, half his body is inexplicable cold and the other warm, he cannot control his dissolution. There is no soul in his labor, nothing stirring in his heart but vanity. The food he eats is stale albeit well-cooked and seasoned. The day ends, and he retreats home to no one in particular, lamenting how the day was utterly wasted. He is witless, corrupt, occluded and alone and alone and alone and.

https://youtu.be/GNLtvAcQMIk

>>72496667
Why wouldn't you want her seeing your junk if she's already watching everything you do, dumbass?

>>72496696
too long

>>72496796
sorry, i needed to get it off my chest

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>nearly immediately after falling for a woman he imagines his life cohabiting with her and spending his time with her even though he will never speak to her out of fear that his fantasy will be crushed

>>72496696
Post some of your work.

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>>72496337
Yeah, I'm the same exact way, but I also talk to myself.
I don't have autism, though, I'm just fucked in the head or something.

At least I'm never, ever lonely.

>>72497828
I do that as well and I don't have autism either. Pretty sure it's not even a symptom of autism m8

>>72496180
>ugly girls dont exist

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>he imagines charging multiple shooters head-on at once and taking them out in hand-to-hand combat, while a person hiding in the corner snaps high quality pics of him beating the shooters up that will circulate in newspapers all over the world

>>72497995
>ugly girls can't get men anyway

>>72498184
>Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.

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>>72477862
every fucking day when i was in college just for a girl though not for everyone

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>he has imaginary discussions in his head

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>he pulls himself together after being a fucking potsmoker loser for the majority of his life, hits the gym, stops smoking, gets laid, gets a job, uni goes well so he relaxes for a second just for it all to go to shit and as he watches the house burn around him he rolls up a fat joint as he coughs up black phlemg, but he no longer cares or is willing to care since he now longs for death

Hahaha, pass the joint bro hahaha

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>>72477939
this is too cruel

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>I imagine getting to know my favorite bands personally and becoming a lifelong friend they can rely on
>meet favorite bands irl
>ha um hi can I um have your signature here. um haha well uh bye
>I reache out for handshake
>they don't see it
>I just walk away

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>He actually imagined himself saving the other passengers in his flight from terrorists

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>>72478800
YOU ARE SO MEAN

delet this whole thread NOW

>>72498514
Huh, I do this a lot. I also talk to myself a good amount. Is that supposed to be an issue? It's mainly about work or how I feel about an issue that's been on my mind.

>>72477939
Never done this. In all of my fantasies, I was the school shooter.

>>72477745
>>72477862
>>72477939
>>72478045
>>72478066
>>72478481
>>72478800
>>72479490
>>72482253
>>72485001
>>72485551
>>72492674
>>72493010

>me
Please kill me.

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>>72499170
I do it a lot too, but this is a self projection-thread.

>>72499500
Ah, okay. That's what I thought, too, but I assumed that posts were meant to be depressing, given the nature of most of them so far.

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>He actually fantasised about helping his crush with her homework and then being invited to her home and eventually getting married

>>72499939
well a guy friend asked me to help him with his homework and i sucked his dick
was p lit tbqh

>>72500009
what was the homework about

>>72500009
I didn't know they offered courses on Swedish history in Bosnia.

>>72500128
math

>He imagined himself finding a genie and so making true his most desirable 3 wishes

>>72500143
Lel

>>72500009
What did it taste like?

>>72500461
not bad
kinda salty, but mostly tasteless, it's the bloodflow that got me hard and aroused

>>72477862
Hits too close to home

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>He's nothing more than a second thought to the most important people in his life

>>72500509
Did you by any chance also taste the cum? What did that taste like? Did you swallow it?

>>72500009
>>72500461
>>72500509
>>72500646
Pretty gay.

>>72500646
You wanna try it on me love x ?

>>72500646
yes yes yes
like soap
>>72500786
don't worry, i realized that i wasn't gay after i blew another guy, realized that it was something i choose, turned around and got a gf in less than a month
and i still get hard around girls and guys xexe

>>72477745
Is this all there is to life?

>>72478430
I like when she does that.

>>72478800
When I got another crush, I talked to ther and confessed. It worked pretty good, but I didn't know what to do after she invited me to a date kek

>>72493039
>he actually had one and couldn't keep feeling that he only chose her for her appearance and felt empty because she didn't
lmoa

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>>72480182
>but he will never actually go through the effort of making this happen
This is the only post ITT that I relate to. I almost never actually put the effort in to something and instead I just dream about it then forget it.

>>72500859
>don't worry, i realized that i wasn't gay after i blew another guy, realized that it was something i choose, turned around and got a gf in less than a month
Even faggots can get gfs and I can't.

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>He imagines himself landing the plane, because both pilots are somehow incapacitated

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>he imagines himself discovering that all the suffer and pain applied to his existence is god plan to make him acknowledge humanity completely and by that be chosen by god the be the first demi-god and judge of mankind, punishing them, making them feel for their sins in the most pure form, and by that molding the future being it either the next step in evolution or its completely extinction,

just tip me out m8s

>>72478045
inshallah

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>>72477939

>>72501921
i know it's satire already but
just bee urself
i seriously just was my self and got a gf

and i don't mean be autistic or you know, try to improve yourself using arts and humanities, girls will flock like flies on shit

>>72478434
>have younger sibling
>she's got a near normie life and I live with grandma
near normie because she's got the trust issues people with mentally ill older siblings get

>>72503291
kek

>>72503389
>try to improve yourself using arts and humanities, girls will flock like flies on shit
Shit I'm studying engineering.

>>72503698
well you fucked up
read poetry, you are salvagable

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>he thought he is intelligent because his parents told him so

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>he thought he was intelligent because he got good grades in highschool

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>he went through his school life barely putting any effort in and was always praised as "the smart one" because he still managed to get good grades
>he got to college and almost flunked out multiple times because he never learned the most important skill of all: a healthy work ethic

>>72495337
Dude

>>72498762
Done this but setting was at school. Went to school in Saudi so more realistic

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>>72478434
>in debt and also (to whine even more) inherited the family genetic diseases

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>>72493399

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>>72497409

>>72493399
i'm so BLESSED i don't know this feel almost wished my job was a little simpler sometimes

>>72507418
Is it really about work ethic? I don't know your situation, but for me it wasn't so much the working as it was the interest. I just couldn't be bothered for most of the stuff. If there was something I liked I did it wholeheartedly, but most of it was just trash so I ended up dropping out. What a life.

>>72508545
What's your job?

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>>72494257
I started to think that around high school. About how I wasn't happy any more and couldn't remember the last time I was.

>>72509045
I can, when I was 8 yo I was happy, I can exactly remember I had this though "I wish I could be 8 yo forever", I defeated the bullies and my grades were good, my parents were proud and I had a lot of friends, every year after that one shit got worse.

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>he starts to think about all the shitty decisions he has made in his life before going to sleep which in turn leads to him not being able to sleep much that night

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>he imagines himself making /b/ threads on /int/

>>72509305
>he goes through scenarios in his mind where he is presented with a clear opportunity to lose his virginity and finds creative ways to fail miserably

>>72508672
This

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>he tells himself he is going to leave this distraction of a website every day to increase his productivity yet it always ends the same

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I hate this thread, please make it stop

YAMERO!!!

>>72510082
oh boy, i remember, about 5 years ago
went on 4chan for the first time
2 years later i tried to get a good living ethic and leaving this site was one of my resolution to do so
here i am

>>72478415
Why is that chihauhau so fucking fat?

>>72510470
>look flag
same go for you amerifat

>>72509915
What did you do and do now?

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>he grew up in a poor family never being able to go out to fun places such as amusement parks or out of state trips with friends and spent most of his childhood following his parents around to find more cheap apartments to live in after they've been evicted

>>72510156
desu it makes me feel better about myself

>>72510599
Computer science, still going but the drive just isn't there for many of the subjects. I'm considering dropping out and getting a normal job, while working on making video games(the reason I picked cs) in my spare time.

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>he started to cry after reading a thread on a mongolian throatsinging forum

>>72511017
Are you me from the past? Programming was cool, but at one point it became like a cliff for me where I couldn't understand a thing we were being taught. Couple that with all the other subjects I couldn't care for at all and I ended up leaving it.

>>72511136
Damn I'm glad I found someone that was in the same boat as I. So what do you do now?

Fuck all of you

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>>72511081
>no one will ever care about what he has to say, even on an afghan bacha bazi forum

>>72511243
Well I ended up trying university again though this time a humanities course. That didn't last even half as long as the first thing, even though I found the material interesting enough. Actually probably thought it was more interesting as a whole than the computer one, but in the end I still despised the work, and just as before slowly imagining myself working with this for the rest of my life just became all too much for me. I remember sitting with my head in my hands thinking I would literally rather kill myself than continue like this, so I dropped out. Now I'm just trying to figure out what to do next. I'm trying to do some little programming game stuff as well, just to see if I can actually make something that people would want to play, something I would want to play, and then hopefully see what happens with that. But man, one thing I can tell you is it fucking sucks feeling like you failed at life because you can't do university. It's what almost everyone I know went for, so when I can't do it it's like a slap to the face. Honestly, if you can get a decently normal job where you're not going mental over it, and can do what you want in your free time, in this case trying to make video games, then you should seriously consider it. Because what is the alternative? If you finish your education, chances are you will end up working with mostly all the stuff you didn't like working with at university, and it will most likely be years until you could even get an interview or anything like that with someone in the video game industry.

What a mess.

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>he believes he will grow up to have a happy family but ends up rarely interacting with girls and unironically daydreams about anime when taking parts in the few parties he goes to

>>72511667
Thanks for telling me about your experience with it, it really helps to hear.

>>72512101
Good luck.

>>72480355
every day

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>he imagines himself having discussions and smart chats witch foreginers despite being too socially retarded to answer a single english question when actually meeting them

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>He puts himself to sleep by roleplaying both sides of a loving relationship in his head

I've been doing this so long the male characters don't even resemble me anymore.

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>He would see faces in movies, on TV, in magazines, and in books

>He thought that some of these faces might be right for him

>And through the years, by keeping an ideal facial structure fixed in his mind

>Or somewhere in the back of his mind

>That he might, by force of will, cause his face to approach those of his ideal

>The change would be very subtle

>It might take ten years or so

>Gradually his face would change its shape
>A more hooked nose
>Wider, thinner lips
>Beady eyes
>A larger forehead

>He imagined that this was an ability he shared with most other people

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>he imagines being transported into a fantasy world where he takes up profession as a sellsword, eventually winning fame a glory to a knighthood and winning the royal joust, and in war fighting for his liege he has an opportunity to rape a lord's sweet daughter but he doesn't do it because he is a chivalrous gentleman and the lord's daughter falls in love with him for it, giving him her virginity and marrying him in secret as they run off to another continent to live as a new couple for the rest of their days

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>he imagined himself as the Megazord and pretended to smash the school

>>72513304
I know that feeling. I can't articulate anything with foreigners but with other people i can't talk English with no problem.
>he imagines cuddling with a cute girl when he can't sleep, so he ends up crying every night and sleeping of exhaustion.
>he's being doing this for decades.

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>he fucked his dick in the bathroom radiator
>the math teacher whose class he was skipping personally found and captured Jimmie
>even though he wasn't allowed, he escaped through the bush
>still to this day known as metal gear man

>>72492281
Y-Yep

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>ITT: autism is international thing
>yfw feel united with all losers from all countries despite the borders

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>He refuses to kill himself because he feels he'll tear his parents apart
>but can't stand living because he knows he's letting them down

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>he is severely mentally ill but wants no help for it because he refuses to accept that his mind was too weak to survive the struggles of life like normal people

>>72507418
>me
I'm three years into college and hate this shit. I just want a normal job, but after two failed attempts at engineering my GPA is too far down the toilet to recover. Fucking end me.

>>72477862
why is this so common lmao

fuck you guys

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>>72492900
>>72493888
me too lads what are we gonna do

one day ago

>>72507418
>he tells himself he'll eventually get off his ass and become productive, thinking because he breezed through high school without putting in any effort he'll be a fucking genius if he actually manages to just sit down and study
>but he never does

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>>72495332

Never had such delusions, always knew I was socially autistic

>a lot of girls tried befriending him but he always ran away despite finding them attractive

>>72478765
>>72478800
It's time to stop boyos

>>72495332
yeah

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>>72520346
face

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>I swear I'm never going back to shitposting on imageboards or wasting my precious freetime surfing on the net but here I am browsing 4chan once again with +27 tabs of porn and posting on 6 nsfw boards simultanously

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>He thought that he was going to get his first kiss in high school
>he though he was going to loose his virginity in high school
>he thought that he was going to college
>he though that his dead end job he's still working at was just going to be a stepping stone
>he thinks tomorrow will be any diffrent

>>72478800
this is me but a crush since elementary and im in college now
end me lads

>>72493399
ha ha I do this but have a well paid job
please let me have a purpose

>>72512101
>>72511667
I went into CS and graduated with a decent but not amazing GPA (3.37 or something like that, still graduated cum lade because of a quirk in the system, normally you need 3.4). Got a decent job (developing networking software for routers and switches) but I just don't care about it, and spend my time trying to find other things to fill the void. Lack of purpose and drive makes it hard and I've been slacking at work because I'm used to having a bunch of discrete tasks, deadlines, and grades. I wonder if I'll get fired or laid off most weeks.

I dunno guys, good luck. It pays well so I can pursue my interests in my time outside of work, so at least I'm not working in a field I hate (it's acceptable) without having money to do things I like.

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>finally talk to your crush in highschool
>she breaks up with you after two weeks
>now can't have healthy relationship because even after years you still think only about her
She is studying in the same town tho I have have a gf which I don't love.

>he thinks that everyday is a new adventure.

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>his girlfriend of three years gets pregnant and doesn't want it
>he takes responsibility and offers to marry her and support her and his kid for the rest of his life with support from her parents and his
>she got an abortion anyway