/cum/

just pooped

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i swear nobody has given me a (You) today.

how the mighty have fallen.

>>72473441
How did it felt?

>>72473399


i used to get drunk with some canadians back when i lived in Vallarta, they're cheap as fuck but good lads to mock americans with.

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we built this city

3483

Not this time cunt

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yeeyee

>>72473449
Well then if you don't believe that bad things exist, the entire discussion is irrelevant to you consider the original poster asked why bad things exist and they clearly do believe bad things exist.

>>72473483
ya no andes mamando

>>72473513

sorry pachanga i saw it late.

>>72473501
Stop.

>>72473484
very good. I made a grunt to enjoy it more

>>72473539
And I said that they exist because of God

>>72473492
the canadians that go to vallarta are cheap
blame westjet

>>72473607
fuck that clown

>>72473607
If they exist what are they?

>>72473643
>what are they?
bad things, that's the entire point of the question

>>72473607
If you're Catholic they exist because of the absence of God caused by our own choices to distance ourselves from him (Sin)

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emily

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amirite? only video nerds get these memejokes hahaha

>>72473668
So you can't name any?

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>when the f.lux kicks in

>>72473681
shes looks like the type of girl that requires an argument to get a handjob from

>>72473722
It's not for me to say what is and isn't morally evil

>>72473745
But you said there is a standard, so that means you should clearly be able to define it.

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I want my own dragon /cum/

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>>72473770
>define an absolute standard set by God

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The song Vege-tables by the Beach Boys has been stuck in my head for at least 3 days

>>72473617

please elaborate, however remember back then when i saw Canadian girls, Mexicans and gringos alke said to avoid em' because they were garbage. I dodn't believe but i met this canadian girl that wanted to get all sorts of freebies without opeing her legs, which made me ponder about their endgame... then i saw this canadian lads who wanted to hang out with some americans and us, but never wanted give aways their shekels to but more booze.

>>72473678

kek

>>72473818
So you believe there is one but you don't know what it is?

Do you believe god gave you free will to be a mindless drone in anything related to philosophy?

>>72473844
literally official church doctrine

does anyone else play the binding of isaac

>>72473861
http://www.printmag.com/imprint/a-curious-similarity/

>>72473888

Catholics are a funny bunch tho, they always spew shit and then go full retard outside church, but as a mason i been taught about their economic goals and whatnot, so i see their rethorics as mere garbage to dumb down people.

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am i white

>>72473888
The Catholic Church and its doctrines have been anti-scriptural for centuries but there aren't any genuinely reformist Protestant sects

>>72473856
>So you believe there is one but you don't know what it is?
It's literally unknowable

>Do you believe god gave you free will to be a mindless drone in anything related to philosophy?
God gave us free will so that we could have the capacity to make choices

ZzzZZz

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>>72473951
>as a mason i been taught about their economic goals and whatnot, so i see their rethorics as mere garbage to dumb down people.

>>72473788
https://bad-dragon.com/products/stan

>>72473995
>It's literally unknowable
Then it doesn't exist because a standard is known and used as the benchmark for everybody.

>>72473891
no

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>this thread

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>>72473844
canada only has two airlines, air canada and westjet

air canada is a big global airline
westjet was a regional canadian airline that became national and later added usa and mexico destinations

going to PV is a western canada thing because people from western canada can get a cheap connection to calgary and then a fight from there

easterners are more likely to go to yucatan

what chinese food should i order?

>>72474008

poo...

jk Pajet how is you?

>>72474037
>Then it doesn't exist
No

>>72474049
Hey bud

>>72474055


so i can expect to meet rich canadians in Cancun and all that?

i say this because i kinda dislike foreigners who are just looking for free stuff

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>>72474096
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

im trashed senpai

>>72474073
It can only be a standard if it is known and used by everybody.

If nobody knows it it's not a standard and doesn't exist.

>tfw seriously poor

Crackers + cheese and pasta for the last week buds, my body is revolting against me.

>>72474014


i do not fully disaprove their dogma, however as an istitution the catholic church is rotten

>got some benadryl
>shall be abusing it tomorrow night probably
hallucinations here i come

>>72474068
Alright
>>72474049
S Stop laughing!
>>72474056
Just whatever you eat eveveryday hehehe

>>72474176
>Hot Springs is dry even though it used to be full of speakeasies run by the mob
JUST

>>72474179
>It can only be a standard if it is known and used by everybody.
>If nobody knows it it's not a standard and doesn't exist.
Why is that for you to say

>>72474211

im poor too, i need (you)s

>>72474211


>being poor in the US

how?

>>72474236


i need to know a good ashram to spend a month chilling at

do you have any advice?

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>>72474236
but i cant do that anon

ha

haha

hahaha

>>72474256
had a great uncle that ran messages for a gangster in hot springs, and then dipped out with $300 and never went back there for the rest of his life

pretty as hell in that part of AR tho

>>72474256
>Why is that for you to say
Because that is what a standard is.

>>72474134
going to mexico is more of a middle class thing here, people that can afford america go there instead usually, lot of wealthy people have timeshares in florida and hawaii

>>72474211
>>72474211
Cannibalism is bad!

>>72474291
>how?
I make very little money and refuse to ask for handouts from the gubment

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are canadians healthier than americans and mexicans?

lets say i was to go to the us for the first time. whats that one city i shouldnt miss at all?

>>72474344
NO RACIAL SLURS YOU PIECE OF SHIT

GET THE FUCK OUT

mexican/chicano hour again

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>>72474307
>pretty as hell in that part of AR tho
Ye, I'm pretty jealous of the qt for being able to live here

>>72474320
I've already explained this but whatever bud

>>72474355
no

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/10/29/half-of-canadas-troops-are-overweight-and-sitting-might-be-to-blame/

49% of canadian troops are overweight
25% are obese

>>72474410
All you've explained is that 'god did it'

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Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
I know not everybody
Has got a body like you

>>72474355
The obesity rates for white Americans are in line with Western Europe

>>72474415

What makes North America the fattest continent of all?

>>72474336


well i guess i will never experience what is not to pay Canadian's margaritas

>>72474355


>>72474355
in theory, but depends desu

>>72474352

>making litte money

i don' really want to criticize but it's extremelly easy to make some good shekels over there

>>72474402


i see several flags Billy, but desu the only actual mexicans are those posting under mexican flags

>>72474453
>i don' really want to criticize but it's extremelly easy to make some good shekels over there
I value free time over shekels

>>72474452
All three countries are relatively rich and sparsely populated

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>>72474452
being the richest

>>72474475


if you have lots of spare time then you ain't poor my boy

>>72474387
ssorry
>>72474291
I will check and tell

>>72474497
I'm wealthy but I don't have a lot of shekels.

>>72474452
the whole world is fat, except africa and parts of asia

>>72474452
mexicans

>>72474539

But there is fat, and there is america fat.

Like Mexico is full of fat people, but America is filled with need to be towed fat people.

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Just got back from Ecuador and I haven't stopped shitting wahey

>>72474479
Mexico is neither rich nor sparsely populated.

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>>72474539
>except africa and parts of asia
disinfo

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just vomited four times. still nauseous and mentally/physically disoriented.
why must I be so unfortunate. Mourn for the torment I must endure on a day-to-day basis. I believe I'd be better off if I were to die in my sleep tonight. It seems like I never get a break from unnecessary suffering and discontent. The truth is it's all been self-inflicted and I lack the self-control necessary to break free from the incessant thoughts in my racing mind (I want to die, I hate myself, why must it all be so awful, why does it have to be this way, why am I such a fucking idiot, how could I have allowed this happen, why am I such a fucking nutcase to allow myself to go on like this, why won't anyone help me I can't help myself, I am already dead it doesn't matter anyway). I've lost all hope that I'll ever live a normal, healthy, content, and sober life again.
please just kill me for fuck's sake. just kill me for crying out loud. I am powerless to end my life. I am powerless to resume living it. I am powerless and am tormented I am positive that I exist in Hell. I'll smoke another cigarette so that I get even more nauseous and disoriented, what could I possibly do right now other than contribute to my own suffering? I don't know how to do anything else, this is all I know.

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>when the world is so rich that you've begun to worry about having too much food

>>72474533


then perhaps your wealth is not just physical

>>72474624
shut up

why is Mexico even included in these threads? don't get me wrong I think Mexican posters are bros but you guys don't even really speak English. maybe only because Mexican culture has such a large presence in the US? otherwise it seems like an arbitrary inclusion.

I found some old pepperoni that smells like farts im eating that too now

>>72474690
because cum lol

>>72474583
>isn't that rich
They aren't that poor either. They're better off than most of Latin America

It's not that densely populated compared to Europe

>>72474560
not really we just have more people. the standard is 20-30% in europe, na

>>72474584
that looks like a disease mate

>>72474690
>what is a continent

>>72474690
you have to learn spanish and go to /lat/
they all shitpost each other, especially mexico though

parts of mexico are also up for real nigga hours

>>72474622


there's a Zionist theorist (can't remember his name) but he claims the world can't support beyond 4bllion people

>>72474662


no

>>72474690


well in america anglo culture isn't really a thing, so we come to spice things up as canadians are naturally boring and americans need someone to believe they have it good.

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Also, im the best poster here so yeah is good that Mexico is included.

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better bring in russia and iceland then too

>>72474748
by that logic there should be a general for each continent.

>>72474810
We did use to have an icelandic poster

>>72474826

But there is.

>>72474560
>But there is fat, and there is america fat.
You have the same obesity rate as the US, lard ass

>>72474778
>he claims the world can't support beyond 4bllion people
When was this?

Hmmm a 12 pack for 16 dollars, how do they manage!
*takes sip*
oh

>>72474840
and i'm glad they're gone
guy was a dick

>>72474848


1890's i believe

probably i can share the book later

you ever have a moment in life that completely changed how you move forward, buds?

>>72474848
>>72474848
>You have the same obesity rate as the US, lard ass

Thats like saying both countries have the same rate of people above 2 feet.

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guys i just drank hal f abottle of vodka. i dont think this feeling is worth it. why do alcoholics choose this over normal sobriety?

>>72474844
well that's fucking retarded. geography isn't something that really unites people together.

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>>72474778
>well in america anglo culture isn't really a thing

>>72474867
I liked him, he bullied canadians every day

>>72474889


pretty much everyone m8

>>72474905


hat's why alcoholism is considered an illness lad

>>72474918


it is not tho

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>>72474869
>1890's i believe
He may have been right. We only really started to grow enough food after Fritz Haber and Norman Borlaug did their shit

>>72474897
FUCK OFF REEEE

>>72474905
Alcoholics know how to hold their booze.

>>72474905
going to sleep happy > going to sleep after three hours trying to, but thinking about how bad things are

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>>72474905
Because they know how much to actually drink and still enjoy it.
Then they become physically dependent on it.

>>72474954


well imho just look at the average life conditions we had from the 50's to now. as our nuers grow we have to sacrifice the life space, food quality and all sorts of stuff.

however technology makes up for it, but you can't simply buy a couple of houses with a low tier job nowadays.

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>>72474933
>it is not tho

I can't stop vomiting.
I've been forsaken, because if I were not forsaken everything would not seem so awful now would it?

>tfw Conway bud posted for 10 minutes and then left

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>>72475094
>conway left
>conway flag

I dont understand

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>tfw you will never touch a cute girls bare feet

Life isn't fair, buds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm2c3jMQeaI

>gamer girls

millenials got it all wrong

If any of you are girls just let me put my penis in you and get it over with

>>72475121
The other Arkansas poster is also from Conway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwdWgAMYcqk
remember this guys? :D

Thinking about formatting my harddrive and reinstalling windows buds

>>72475147
never heard of it and it's the worst thing i've ever seen

>>72475147
we need to put a stop to mexico

>>72475130
>what is c4


women were a mistake

Considering trying to get in a relationship with a woman for the first time in a long time. I don't know if it's worth because it would be really hard to not find a slut.

>>72475133
define "girl"

>>72475312
just show her you care for her kid

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Do white people really dance like this?

>>72475375
girl(not male)

>>72475390
I hate kids. Do people who don't want to have sex within the first week of meeting somebody use tindr or is it exclusively for degenerates?

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Posting as a American on vacation, can't wait to see that famous leaf

>>72475394
>doing nigger moves
Sounds about right.
You can actually see them do the move since camera's can actually capture them.

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>>72475394
no more like this

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Tinder match

>>72475424
>girl(not male)
Still unclear???? It's 2017

This Indian guy at my workplace got really high right before a meeting and made my boss laugh and got promoted

>>72475474
stop ur scaring me I don't want to meet somebody like that in the wild

>>72473483
That finger tattoo looks like shit.

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>>72475499
Not as bad as you might think desu

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>>72475451
What happened to dancing

>>72475570
what is that

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WHEN

THE OLD WORLD IS DOOMED

NEW WORLDERS UNITE

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Thoughts?

>>72475626
racist

>>72475626
>deporting North Koreans
Why

>>72475651
illegals are illegal

>started taking pills that fixed my sleeping habits to be more consistent
>I started taking them when my sleeping schedule was completely out of wack
>now I wake up at 4PM and fall asleep sometime in the morning
>impossible for me to fix now that im on the pills

FUG

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>>72473399

>>72475651
spies

>tfw there are people right now sitting in empty college campuses because they live in dorms and have nowhere to go this week
Epic

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>tfw crazy

>>72475720
Empty campus during reading week is actually really comfy.

>>72475720
literally me rn

I've got a proposition for the Canadian government. Since most Canadians love diversity (AKA less whites and more brows), we should give them all of our CHIs. Imagine how diverse Canada's culture would be when they get 35,000,000 Mexicans. They'd be the new majority in Canada, which would mean Canada would be extremely diverse. And on top of that, Justin's party would never lose an election again!

>>72475732
>literally me rn
literally me rnliterally me rn

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In Kansas City for the weekend buds

>>72475808
KC tier

Taimai streamer is fucking retarded

>>72475812
eyyy not that BBQ though
NOT a fan of cheesy corn. WTF Missouri?

How can I replicate the feeling of a blowjob

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>>72475831

>>72475831
it'd be easier to replicate the feeling of a vagina. Blowjob is probably not possible.

Also blowjobs are pretty overrated, give me a warm wet puss anyday

>>72475831
very lubed up sex toy

Did you know that the lining of human cheeks is the same type of skin that lines the sides of vaginas?

>>72475626
According to my hungarian friend, they sent us a bunch of gypsies a few years ago and we just sent them back.

>>72475854
gross

>>72475854
is that why I have herpes on my cheek right now that stings like frick

>>72475849
the tissue inside your mouth is the same as the inside of a vagina

Footjobs are overrated by footfags

>>72475883
Most females don't have a tongue, teeth or throat inside their vagina. Also most blow jobs aren't just rubbing up against the cheek.

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>>72473974
Yes.

>there are people who have never had a blowjob

>there are virgins here

>>72475920
>>72475942
me

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>there are people who have touched horse penii here

Just got back from the bar. I caught up with a platonic female friend and drank some tasty beers.


Drinking outside is a huge meme though. 18.50 after tax and tip for 2 beers.

>>72475864
That actually makes a lot of sense

>>72475981
Right? Fuck bars desu. If I'm going to drink socially I'll buy some beer and go to a party (if I know enough people there)

>>72475920
Give me advice on how to get one

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I will never understand some people obsession with virginity.

Honestly even if you already had sex but you still continue to use virgin as an insult you are pretty much still a virgin.

>>72475920
>>72475942
Absolutely impossible.

>>72476024
virgin detected

>>72476024
t. virgin

>>72476024
Excellent post from Mexico.

>>72476024
>posted by a virgin

>>72476024
t. virgin

virgin pride

tbqh Jesus was a virgin

That's what makes me feel better. Virginity rocks

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>virgins
is this a christian board?

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>>72476071
this
have fun with your STDs, depression and higher divorce rate, chad

virginia more like VIRGINia

>>72476085
Does he hang out with like, a LOT of hookers?

>>72476043
>>72476050
>>72476053
>>72476062
>creativity bankruptcy

My post is a fact and doesn't change depending on if i put my penis inside a vagina (which i won't confirm nor deny)

I would kill somebody to have their woman

>>72476008
Find a nerdy girl
Take her on a date
Try to kiss her
Repeat until she agrees to blow you

Just close your eyes and imagine its ur waifu

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>>72476125
>(which i won't confirm nor deny)

>>72476125
>(which i won't confirm nor deny)

>>72476125
you need to get laid virgy

>>72476024
I do it as a joke and only on /cum/

>>72476111
You're going to hell, my beaverfriend

>>72476179
You're just mad he could get laid but you can't.

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>tfw named after the saint of prostitutes
Do you think that would be a good pick up line at a strip club?

Sex honestly doesn't mean much if you're just fucking girls casually desu. If you really want to lose your virginity, just get a prostitute.

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*writes everyone who called him a virgin on his /cum/'s virgins list"

>>72476209
I wonder if I can get her to suck me for $50

>>72476024
>if you already had sex but you still continue to use virgin as an insult you are pretty much still a virgin
I don't see anything wrong with this statement. But I think only women do this shit.

>>72476258
Probably if you're over 7 inches

>>72476248
i've fugged ur mum tho :DDDD

I've spent many years masturbating, usually for months (sometimes years) at a time about a single fictional character.
Am I married?
Am I still a virgin.
I think not.

>>72476368
Lol.

I'm gonna have to pretend to be normal for an entire week

if u make one more shitpost I swear on mememo

>>72476368
By about 5 years in the avatar becomes real in your own consciousness and you can legally declare yourself not a virgin, only as long as you have not cheated on your waifu with another

>all boys school in japan holds a "prettiest girl" pageant

the world NEEDS another world war desperately.

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>>72476418
>only as long as you have not cheated on your waifu with another

>>72476455
literally nothing wrong with dressing up cute

>>72476455
pretty weird
they're all going to want to fuck each other

>>72476455
how do you think the nips got that fucked up in the first place?

>>72476474
did u think it was this easy??
otherwise everyone on 4chan would have a gf and world hunger would be solved
the waifuists warned you

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Thoughts on Rick Peterson for CPC leadership, buds?

>>72476573
everyone is shit

Canada better elect Trump or else.

>>72476573
who for what

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I always thought that /tv/ was memeing but this was actually a pretty good series, buds.

>>72476573
>CPC leadership
don't tell me some people actually unironically follow that muppet contest

*touches you sexually*

>>72476644
yeah
perhaps only trailer park boys is superior

>>72476645
>>72476617
There are like 3 real candidates imo.
Max Bernier, Michael Chong, and Rick Peterson are all decent, but unfortunately 11 other retards decided to join in.

>>72476716
some polls are saying that Kevin faggot are doing okay, and others say he isn't. they better not elect that china loving liberal.

all of my favorite books are written by japs

>>72476746
manga isnt books

>>72476692
*reacts nonsexually*

>>72476760
japan has a rich literary tradition

>>72476736
Yeah, he'd be a terrible choice for CPC.

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what should I eat right now

>>72476851
beets

>>72476851
dont eat a dick whatever you do
i recommend eggs

>>72476851
many grilled cheeses

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I'm not a virgin by any means and I agree, making virginity a big deal is cancer

Women are manlier than men when you really think about it

>>72476903
Making a big deal about virginity is for teens.
Explains why it's so popular here.

>>72476903
>ghost stories
based

I could kill any of you stupid weeb faggots with my bare hands

>>72476851
pb&j

>goes to take a piss
>while washing my hands look in the mirror
>I'm actually pretty good looking
>abs are actually kind of toned
>I could probably trick a gf into dating me
>continues to shitpost, play video games and avoid all social interaction for the rest of the day

>>72476905
fucking retard

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>naziboo actually killing anyone

>>72476905
stop posting and put a fucking noose around your head you retarded gay chug

literally kys fag

>>72476944
t. virgin skellington

never watched anime

Women are golems.

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Hello I am New Dixieland

Bless thine heart

its been 3 years since ebola-chan was supposed to wipe out africa

what happened

ok, I`m a Brazilian in Calgary for a few days, the only white person I met in here were from US.

genocide chugs

>>72476981
come meet me senpai :3

>>72476996
kys faggot

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>>72476975

fuck anime

99.178% of Africa's population needs to be wiped out.

Nobody thinks the same way as I do...

>>72477013
i-i didn't want to do gay things i just wanted to show him a good time ;_;

Lots of faggots ITT

>>72476903
virginity is one of the best indicators of a successful marriage
i wish i were still a virgin

oh NO

I should NOT have eaten that pepperoni that smelt like farts

>>72477033
>I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm a gigantic faggot
you be long in a gas chamber faggot

>>72477026
did you look up how many white people lived in africa?

>>72477033
see >>72477045

>>72476976
We helped make an experimental vaccine that helped improve survival rates while banning the people from those countries from traveling to Canada.

>>72477026
no we should send them food so they continue to outgrow us and become the most powerful continent

>>72477056
oh its you
nazi czech guy

>>72477060
No that would bring them down to 1 million

>>72477033
it would be best for your family if you didn't exist

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>>72477014

>>72477085
kys faggot namefag
literally commit suicide nigger

why do koreans commit so much suicide

>>72477097
fan death

>>72477083
well im not arguing that
im just trying to make myself useful while im still alive

>>72477104
make yourself useful by putting a bullet in your head you fucking faggot

>>72477097
try it for yourself and find out

>>72477104
shitting up a general with your faggotry isn't making yourself useful, it's burdening more people

the coasts dominate cum
now we just have to decide which coast owns more

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pls stop the bullying ;_;

>>72477104
You sound like a cuck desu.

If I'm always going to have negative thoughts I might as well kill myself

>>72477097
they live in a cargo cult with the most miserable business culture on earth and a highly restrictive society

south dakota and north dakota together make up 4.1% of the population of california

NieR: Automata is unironically a good game

>>72477136
>east coast
>kikes and niggers
>west coast
>nu-male cuckolds and niggers

literally nuke america

If that anon is here from yesterday whose stomach was in his chest I want you to know I'm thinking about you and hope you're doing alright bud

>>72477140
>I might as well kill myself
you should kill yourself regardless you faggot chug

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>the coasts dominate cum
>now we just have to decide which coast owns more

genocide chugs

>>72477154
oh shit what happened

>>72477163
b-bring it middle-of-nowhere senpai

>>72477136
the east coast is the most powerful region in the world

>>72477136
East Ciast is obviously the best. The BosNyWash megalopolis is the most advanced geographical area on planet Earth.

The west coast is full of lazy degenerates and Mexicans and I wish California would secede so I could join the army and kill them all.

>>72477143
thats .3% higher than the number which is lgbt

>>72477159
I don't really want to kill myself I just said it because I like saying "I want to kill myself" and I find it funny

>>72477180
I don't normally like to over-inflate ourselves, but considering we are the power seat of the most powerful country on earth, we sort of are

>>72477173
Anon had a tube in his stomach because his stomach somehow was in his chest.

>>72477168
what's a chug? is it another word for faggot?

sounds like a name for alcoholic aboriginals.

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>mfw a nigger/PolSci major from DC posts

>>72477181
>BosNyWash
>doesn't even follow the US constitution and let you own firearms
the coasts should be buried

>>72477181
>Chicanos vs flyovers

Who would win?

>>72477210
GET THE FUCKING EXTRA FLAG ADD ON SO WE CAN INSULT YOUR STATE BACK

The capital should be moved back to Philadelphia

>>72477198
This, I just say it to trigger normies who think life is unconditionally worth living.

>>72477229
nah

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>>72477207
>sounds like a name for alcoholic aboriginals.
that is what it means. you already knew.

kys nigger

chooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qF1-95nrI0

>>72477229
this

fuck dc

>>72477229
dude we are sort of shitty looking, maybe that's not a good idea

>>72477227
"No"
I'm in AL right now.
I live in MS for university
I'm moving to FL to get a FREE PhD