UP THE DONS ed.
anime
nipples
what does willy feel like?
*chins every cunt that posts below me*
'e
note: the paddy does NOT like the reddit frog
>>72460012
fuck Drumpf and FUCK white people
is a slag
No worries, I've got a spare
in dire need of a piss
Imagine living in bumfuck America.
I think women are intimidated by my intelligence
Cute spanish twinks :3
know a lad who lives in those spiffy new flats near cambridge train station, goes to the university there
>>72460428
Look at the average donald dump supporter. Vapid whore
>>72460444
you seem homophobic
the 'bay has been shut down lads
i hope you're all watching the ufc lads
>>72460441
>5 regional flags
bloody hell lad
>>72460428
tell me more
>>72460479
nah I just don't like spaniards
bunch of lisping faggots
>>72460491
*necks you*
>>72460398
'st
post interesting maps lads
>nonce thread has been in the catalog for 38 minutes now
>janny deletes /brit/ at a minute's notice
ah yes
>>72460419
comfy af
got bored of cutting lads, after 3 weeks I lost 10 lbs now I'm back on the bulk
just poured a 2500 cal 150 g protein smoothie straight down the ol' gullet
haha, remembering the time i took acid and had my life force extracted by the acid gods in the 10th dimension (the brrghghrhan proproprinomnmdrdrumns)
>>72460491
No worries, I've got a spare
What books you lot reading then?
>>72460498
Visually attractive effeminate spanish males with bender tendencies
>>72460491
all me
>>72460517
this europe if yanks didn't interfere to keep us slaves
>>72460549
Stop asking this
Stop posting her
hmm
>>72460549
paul scholes' abridged autobiography (audiobook)
anyone here had kidney stones
gattini
trying to make some more money
mistimed the bottom of the ETH dip though and bought back in for 25ETH at 33EUR
it's below 32 now and still dropping
>not making free money in your spare time clicking buttons
whoa
big boy lyric and flow
business idea: marry a chink and have half chinese daughters
>>72460580
Is she ok?
>>72460517
>Franconia shown on the map
ahahahaha dream on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdL7DtYVFy4
>>72460549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTgW6IYNJ0c
Just seen a lad jizz on some WWE girl's belt she won.
>>72460517
That Iberian Peninsula is sexy af desu lad
>>72460590
CARMELLLAAAAAA
>>72460567
ok nice
haven't seen a 'dora post in fucking ages, have they finally died out?
tbqhwyl, americans and canadians are the cringiest posters
whenever I see a cringey thread in the catalog, it's almost always one of them
>>72460682
>Las islas falklands
Had a laugh
>>72460537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHSRv4Hsxn0
>>72460683
would be better with this
>>72460517
100 most deprived constituencies and the party of their elected MP in 2010
>>72460682
>las islas falklands
good lads
>>72460727
get banned for fedoraposting now
>haven't seen a 'dora post in fucking ages, have they finally died out?
Ahh yes lets all pretend this is sweet and not at all creepy and repulsive
http://i.imgur.com/Nb5rPuK.gifv
>haven't seen a 'dora post in fucking ages, have they finally died out?
>>72460752
liverpool on the map
>>72460752
and the 100 least deprived
what's wrong with the irish? >>72460740
>>72460751
>the republic lost
ah fucking hell
>>72460752
>plymouth
confirmed for not actually an alright place
>get banned for fedoraposting now
>>72460777
yanks are a different species
>>72460808
YEWKIP??
>>72460777
not sweet, but neither is it creepy nor repulsive.
just funny.
In the top 82% of my NCAA bracket so far lads
>>72460808
seems someone forgot to put manny on the map
*plays n-dubz out my g-bag*
>>72460752
calling bullshit on this, places in the south wales valleys are utterly dirt poor
>>72460891
the purple is actually the speakers seat
yeah bad choice of colour
DID SOMEONE JUST SAY UKIP
listening to grime because it makes me angry and i like being angry hehehe
>>72460943
Did a reverse search, it's England only.
Wtf I always assumed jontron was the fat guy from jake and josh
>>72460943
it's for england only
rap is for children
>englel
>>72461008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyO5JNOE0
*conquers all the kingdoms of greece*
*unites them under a single banner*
*leads a huge coalition of all the armies of greece and their kings*
*crosses the aegean sea in an attempt to defeat the only regional rival of the emerging greek nation*
*besieges the city of troy for 10 years*
your move
business idea: put out a bounty on myself
>rap is for children
>>72460943
just hacked GCHQ, it's England only
>>72460994
>>72460974
miss madchester x
*sits at the back of the bus playing this on my n-gage*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5rLz5AZBIA
Starting to like the ol' anime a lot
Should I do a 'cide
>>72461056
>posts a picture of the average "white" rap listener
wow you showed me
>>72461037
a hit?
Would be interesting trying to avoid being killed after paying to be killed.
anything good on TV tonight
>>72461010
>>72460815
40 y/o virgin on channel 5 tonight x
>>72461090
completely wrong time period for the music, could you be any more underage?
>>72461066
there was never any mention of the show here. people just posted the reactions
>wow you showed me
>>72461122
babestation
the oneitis said "seeked" instead of "sought" today and I can't get over it for some reason
*sits at the back of the Uboat playing this on my Grammophone*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIw4dfMeqSM
Just spent £50 on this lads haha
NEED some sex immediately
PC idea: renam birmingham as birmanistan to show how progressive the UK is
>>72461191
sheed
>>72461165
maybe she was talking about the 'seek and it was actually 'seeked
>>72461191
fuck off trillionaire
>>72461191
That looks like some sticky icky desu
genuinely love 90s jungle music
>>72458611
>>72458611
>>72458611
>>72461099
""no""
>>72461191
>two seperate bags
Why?
reading up on some stuff white people did a few millennia ago...
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAHAHAHHA
>>72460335
kill yourself
this says a lot of how cancerous /sp/ is
there is not one redeeming quality about milton keynes or '''''their''''' franchise team
Would referring to Greater England as "Great Britain & Ireland" be considered proper?
>>72461272
NONCE
JANNY
got some maoams lads
>>72461222
disgusting racist! not nearly progressive enough.
business idea: rename the UK to the IRUC (Islamic Republic of the United Caliphate)
>>72461315
how do you know their age?
>>72461272
need my willy in them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_war_crimes
doing a read
>>72461316
my-oh-ams
>>72461316
giz some la
>>72461319
bit chilly today
get in this thread and downvote ireland
>>72461052
>>72461319
>the temperature will increase by 40 degrees come monday
*sits at the back of the infantry column playing this on my flute*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwxCBIizQYU
>>72461315
>NONCE
They aren't under age
>>72461304
go fuck yourself
england was shit without us
>>72461280
overrated
>Mother's Day tomorrow
What the fuck I thought it was another week, haven't fucking got anything.
>>72461319
bit cold out
fun fact: -51 degrees celsius is colder than -51 degrees fahrenheit
just thought of a new number lad, goes between 6 and 7 and looks kind of like a tube symbol
>>72461298
Jelly bro?
>>72461397
This is exactly the sort of thing I'm looking to avoid, la
>>72461400
I will end your life
>>72461421
it's jam
>>72461348
kys
it's mah oh ams
>>72461411
The markets would collapse if we were to just add a new number randomly
the whole world would be in turmoil. Worse than Y2K
>>72461316
My post in that photo
*dances forever with the devil on a cold cell block*
someone humans, regardless of race, look more like monkeys than other humans . for instance gareth bale
>>72461458
yeah, thats what i said
*pulls mouth open with index fingers*
MYYYYY--OHHHHH--AMMMMSS
>>72461531
>MYYYYY-
MAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>72461122
QI XL with Jeremy Clarkson and Jimmy Carr is on Beeb 2 at 22:00.
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo
Dad's Army on right now. That one where they do a march and someone mucks up the brekkie and they're all starving.
i'm primed and ready to HEEM any anime nonce that comes across my path
for FUCKS sake it's mothers day tomorrow
completely forgot
2+2=4 doesn't have a fucking political agenda.
>>72461565
tomorrow is not mother's day you mongs
>2+2=4 doesn't have a fucking political agenda
Does any of you actually think Monty Python's Parrot Sketch is funny?
>>72461513
further example: cara
>>72461572
2+2=fish
desu
>>72461557
MYYYYYYYYY
im saying just that you idoot
>>72461585
love these maymays i do
>>72461606
yes
LOL
Can someone explain the plot of the Twilight films to me please?
Is this image accurate?
Right wing bigots out our thread
>>72461606
i dont think I understood that one, I dont even remember it really
I think it was just a guy in a pet shop and then in another pet shop, doesnt make any sense
>>72461616
need to know where you're from so I can come and smack everyone there right on the mouth
>>72461262
will also be spending £15 on a dominos shortly
>>72461269
it is
>>72461284
t'weedman only does 10 bags
>>72461633
Nonce tries to dick a girl but has to defeat a dog to do it or something
>>72461632
Thought this was >German territorial losses 1918-1945.jpg before I opened it
>>72461668
May I save this image?
>>72461632
what's this?
>>72461621
fucking redpill me dude. I've been watching Monty python sketches since i was something like five and of all sketches they have, i never got why the parrot sketch is seen as such an iconic example of comedy gold.
>>72461668
yes
>>72461668
>Scottish guys eating english girls arse
yeah
JOCK'D
>>72461668
go fuck yourself
england was shit without us
>>72461632
>he isn't aware that merkel is playing the long game and has been secretly rearming since 2005 and is now importing refugees for extra manpower and cannon fodder during the eastern campaign of 2023 to liberate prussia from the disgusting grip of slavism and seek lebensraum
>>72460335
fantastic edition
>>72461403
Oh fuck!
>>72461689
lol get cucked nazi
>>72461632
>>72461689
>>72461727
don't know what this map means
https://mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/843108999784534018
hate germany tbqh
>>72461706
>The "Dead Parrot" sketch was inspired by a "Car Salesman" sketch that Palin and Chapman had done in How to Irritate People. In it, Palin played a car salesman who repeatedly refused to admit that there was anything wrong with his customer's (Chapman) car, even as it fell apart in front of him. That sketch was based on an actual incident between Palin and a car salesman.[2]
Im just as confused as you though 2bh
>>72461749
do it again bomber harris
>>72461571
>>72461403
LIARS
made me check thugh
>>72461718
andy murray is british not scottish you mong
>>72461749
GIVE BACK MEMELAND REEEEEEE
>>72461776
best post i've read in 2017 so far
>>72461694
you may
this is the pinnacle of british humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUBi9zlBuls
>>72461760
it's google streetview
germans are autistic about their privacy so google gave up doing streetview because of it since most things would just get blurred
>Southern girls shag Jamal
>Midlands girls shag Rasheed
>Northerners shag Jock
where did it all go so wrong lads?
>>72461749
hmmmm...
Wonder if there are Yanks who are unironically legally named Ronald McDonald
>>72461774
>mobile
fuck off
>>72461733
would literally bounce your head of the pavement irl
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>72461706
it was brilliant pre internet. but online memes kind of ramped up the quality, frequency and intensity. there's no going back.
it's like a slut getting her arsehole ravaged
>>72461831
Same with Austria?
>>72461844
come 'ere get drunk and shag the local andrea
no worries lad
>>72461852
>>72461855
There are Americans named Donald Trump that are not the president. Can't imagine that life
>>72461884
yes
>>72461866
why are scots such cucks? are they like the canada of the uk?
>>72461865
*controls the midfield around you*
*goads you into making a reckless challenge*
*sidesteps it and plays the ball down the wing*
>>72461910
prove it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ojvk-4IcOE
>>72461928
yes canada is a good comparison. Or maybe your North western states
>>72461947
repost. fuck off /pol/
>>72461855
I've posted this before but my parents named me something ridiculous. my first and last name are both 6 letters long and are the same except for the first letter. I don't have a middle name either
maps lads
The Arsenal players are disgrace
hope every one of them is shipped out in the summer
I see you baby
>>72461945
The first one of course being POTUS
>>72461941
*drives into the box*
>bank holiday monday
get in
>>72461928
>English flood country with literal MILLIONS of all sorts of species for decades
shucks
>scots welcome literal HUNDREDS over the course of a few months
KEKS! *dances autistically, doing the virgin shuffle, eating some sperg truffles*
>>72462011
my god
having a relapse lads
imbibed 4 cans of beer and a bottle (350ml) of voddy already. also smoked fa couple of fags again since quitting a month ago. got more beer, voddy and fags to see me through the night.
might also kill myself haha
>>72461982
>Hunter Punter
SHRIEKING
business idea: add an emoji button to 4chan
>>72462063
Haha cya
There's a paddy going through this thread asking everyone why they hate ireland >>72461052
the absolute STATE of the irish
>>72462063
oo you're hard
>>72461981
what's there to repost dickhead it's number 1 on the trending page on YouTube
>>72461984
one of the lads thought he was cool for knowing what 4chan was yesterday ha
he was on about when pitbull went to alaska
runts...
>>72462068
screaming
FUCK SAKE lads
went to the offy and picked up heineken instead of grolsch and bought sour maoams instead of the normal ones. really need glasses 2bh
>>72462097
Alri mad as fuck yank from that other thread
>>72462103
is this a map of population density
banned again probably
>>72462101
suck me cupcake (srs)
>>72462102
already posted on /brit/ did you go to special school
>>72462137
giz some maoams la
just sneaked out to the shop for beer and fags without asking if anyone wanted anything
>>72462032
you would accept billions if they wanted to come to scotland
>>72462097
>so arseblasted by the other thread you samefagged it so hard then created a new thread
holy shit that mick REALLY got under your skin
>>72462144
that xkcd/reddit comment doesn't work here when it's colour coded
>>72461999
WENGA OUT
>>72462160
im not a loser who spends 24/7 on brit
fuck off
>>72462103
Huddersfield mentioned.
saw a guy on the train who had headphones in and was just laughing
nutters these days
>>72462097
>made another thread and spamming it in other threads
wow that's actually pretty pathetic
my sides
imagine having to go through daily life like this
>>72462237
I'm not the loser who has better places to be but still has to come here
fuck off
hate myself haha
>>72462206
>lelverpoo
>>72462216
Yeah lets get another manager in for the players to down tools and force out
>>72460517
>>72462252
FONT
alri lads
*squeezes a big poo out my arse*
>>72462254
Me listening to the Football Ramble
>>72462180
oi you little bastard where's my cornetto?
Been listening to this new podcast on the train recently.
Fucking hilarious desu.
>>72462277
what? that didnt even make any sense
fuck off
>>72462283
hey same i hate you too haha xx
been away for a while boys
what are the latest gimmicks?
saw a dog on the bus apparently by himself earlier lads, gave him a little cuddle but had to get off at my stop.
wonder where he was off to
>>72462301
>to down tools
wat
>>72462267
CARMELLA
>>72462315
wrong post oops
>>72461982
>Daniel Taniel
>>72462206
sutton coldfield shouldn't even be part of birmingham so you can take off the blue part at the top desu
bernie can still win
This thread gets very sad and depressing sometimes
>>72462336
hehe
looks like the electoral map
>>72462352
yer mams
>>72462345
You implied you didn't need to be here, you thick cunt.
fuck off
>you
>>72462419
Burn
*cuts inside*
>>72462068
>>72462384
my real name is much funnier than these
>>72462399
The Mercy version in Schweizerdeutsch is better
>>72462451
*brings you down*
*takes one for the team*
*you score directly from the resulting free kick*
*sits infront of the back four*
mummy mercy
>>72462453
>Joshua Foshua
watched 20 minutes of sopranos expecting a great show and it was some utter pile of wank
deleted immediately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEd_lbwdjSs
>>72462453
Penis weenis?
*keeps things ticking over in midfield*
he lives
>>72461982
>Fartin Martin
>>72462453
alr storm
>>72462453
>Billie Willie
HOWLING
>>72462453
alri Joseph Boseph
*questions the linesman's eyesight*
>>72462531
what a fucking edgetard
i know his mother didn't name him that
>>72462453
Ronald donald
*plays a long ball over the top*
>>72462539
>>72462543
>>72462548
genuinely laughed at these
>>72462419
here as in /brit/. I have better things to do such as browse /wsg/
stop assuming implications
fuck off
Found this gem of german humour
*plays to the whistle*
*cuppping ear gesture toward the away end*
*scores a try*
*gives you a thumbs up after a nice idea*
>I have better things to do such as browse /wsg/
i don't believe this
*signals for you to launch it into the channel*
*annexes the Sudentland*
*switches to 4-4-2*
*clears the ball into row Z*
>>72462660
it's feedback like this that continues to drive me
ARISE YE PRISONERS OF STARVATION
>>72462633
>>72462635
>>72462658
>>72462660
*heems the lot of you*
>sharon stone will never drop kick your bollocks
*points into space without bothering to make a run*
>>72462623
don't get it
and why didn't you just hide the posts
I invented footie actionposting during the 2014 world cup
check the archives
*waves an imaginary card*
>>72462715
*goes down holding face*
>>72462504
Tbh
>sharon lee will never drop kick your bollocks
The number of EU nationals registering as nurses in England has dropped by 92% since the Brexit referendum in June, and a record number are quitting the NHS, it can be revealed.
Only 96 nurses joined the NHS from other European nations in December 2016 – a drop from 1,304 in July, the month after the referendum.
At the same time, freedom of information responses compiled by the Liberal Democrats from 80 of the 136 NHS acute trusts in England show that 2,700 EU nurses left the health service in 2016, compared to 1,600 EU nurses in 2014 – a 68% increase.
*gets into him*
*fucks him up*
*makes a darting run towards the 6 yard box*
Cross it in mate!
*whips in a cross-cum-shot*
>>72462763
ah yes
*barges you off the ball*
>>72462763
we won't need them once we stop health tourism sweetie x
>>72462763
Maybe some of our own people can get jobs now
*gets up above my man*
*am i doing it right lads*
haha
>>72462763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEd_lbwdjSs
>>72462763
>>72462763
haha non of your nans will have their bum washed now lol!
>>72462813
>muh health tourism
that's not even an issue for the most part
*hits it almost too well*
*does a Cruyff turn*
*walks off the pitch exceptionally slowly*
>>72462902
nearly spat my drink out
Cute boys