/cum/

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posting cute girls

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Zeldas gotten pretty boring desu. Beaten 3 of the big bads and its so repetitive. I dont even want to clear any enemy camps anymore since the rewards are always shit and they come back anyways so why bother. But I'm over 50 hours in I can't just quit.
I want to play neir automata, fug

i hate girls

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BSiyRXz2z5

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>>72458941
what about fishing or hunting trips
a lot of people will spend a week on one here
the neighbor brought back halibut from Alaska last year

halibut cheeks are basically the best food there is

Pack your bags and cross the sea on foot. Don't walk too slow though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb45tElP2gg

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best donut is old fashioned plain

>>72459116
>If the tides are right you can even walk over the sea to some of our Islands
Yeah, I've seen stuff about that. It looks pretty neat

>>72459321
last night was the most I've gotten to play it
fought the horse man at zoras' domain and thought I was way under leveled

I'm gonna hang myself. Not today, not tomorrow, probably not this week and probably not this year. but that's the only way this nonsense can end

>>72459390
Fishing trips exist, but aren't popular. I mean, you can fish everywhere here.

Hunting is rare here, because we have almost no wild nature.

>>72459412
It's actually the old fashioned dip, you waste of oxygen.

>tfw nobody to go on a comfy fishing trip with
>friends are all wagecucks and dont have time

its not fair

>>72459643
Doesn't the EU regulate the shit out of fishing anyway?

Someone from my dorm hall invited me to have lunch with him in the cafeteria
I tried to hide it but it made me really happy

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>best donut
>not buttermilk

>>72459507
>and thought I was way under leveled
just how they are
unless youre way over leveled you get pretty fucked by them anyways, have to get perfect dodges in so you can beat on them

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Its Saturday!

>not raspberry jelly filled with a chocolate glaze

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>tfw credit score of 485

How's your credit score, /cum/?

>>72459833
770
gonna finance a car soon so i should be in the 800's in a year or two

>>72459786

worst girl

>>72459754
>him

>>72459686
Technically you need a license, but I don't think anyone cares.
For fishing at sea you don't need a license.

But I think things like sailing are more popular than fishing.

I also went on sail camp in elementary school.

fuck anime

>>72459833
I've never bought anything on credit. I'm 23. I bought my car through my dad because he had a really good credit score and the loan was really cheap

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anime?

Preferring blondes over brunettes is a sign of immaturity

yessss goy take out debt. don't forget to buy a house and car and be a slave forever, mr shekelstein is counting on it

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>>72459321
My Wii U collects dust on its shelf. Thought of getting BotW in hopes of fixing that, but I've already bought at least 40 other games that I haven't even touched yet so I doubt this would be any different. Not a fan of this new zelda anyway.
I put a lot of hours into Hyrule Warriors and that's repetitive though, I'm still tempted. I wish I could enjoy vidya like I used to.
>>72459592
The last hope it lies behind the sea, the hidden king holds the key to our destiny.

Raven > Brunette > Red > Blonde

>buying a musou game and being surprised its repetitive

>>72459772
took me awhile to realize that

That game would have really cool to be a part of, the attention to detail is amazing

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I bought the new Nier. Too bad it'll probably take me several months to finish it because I don't really like spending 18 hours a day playing video games anymore.

>>72459970
I prefer cute blondes with small - average tits and big butts over cute brunettes with thick thighs, good butts and medium - large tits.

>suppose to go to the Atlanta MLS game
>just started and I'm stuck in traffic 2 mile away from the exit
Cities with a population of over 1 million should be nukes

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Friendly reminder that hourglass is the best body type for women

>>72460070

I have to force myself just to keep playing games after 5 hours

>>72460167
who said otherwise?

>>72460167

hourglass > rectangle > pear = full bust > apple >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fridge

>>72460206
Niggers like this guy >>72460075 who probably prefer pear or apple

>>72459970
Brunette >>> blond >>> redhead >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Irish redheads

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>>72460167
>

*pinches your cheek*

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New Canada

Y'all twigs

>>72460361
I like skinny girls
Thank G*d I don't live in the South or Midwest

>>72460326
Unironically knew a girl that looked like this but she had weirdly long hair. She looked like hagrid

>>72460361

literally NOTHING wrong with being a twig

>>72460559
Too bad you're too ugly to pull anyone but a hambeast

>>72460559
t. Twig

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Did you guys know that Linkin Park still makes music? I didn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dmQ3QWpy1Q

>>72460628

you've never even seen my face

I am not ugly.

I just realised, in our accent we pronounce Internet as "Innernet"

It's ugly af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BybbEBOeKM8

>>72460712
Americans don't pronounce the 't' in a lot of words

>>72460632
this is bad

>>72460712
No we don't

>>72460654
Post it then

>>72460712
>he doesn't surf his inner net

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>>72460835

>>72460913
>4chan filename
OK, uggo

>>72460938

>he doesnt have randomize filenames on

>>72460913
punchable

>>72460983
>he doesn't timestamp all of his pictures
LOL

>>72460712
>the internet will never be exciting again

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Here's my selfie

>>72461062
Cool beard but I don't think you're glasses are nicely.

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>>72461016

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>>72461115
>being so much of an uggo that you won't post your face

What does /cum/ think about autocorrelation in smartphones/tablets?

>>72461171
Why don't you post yours?

>>72461062
Imagine what this dude would look like if that beard was on top

>>72461230

fat

>>72461062
This person could be 22 or 52 I have no idea

>>72461223
Cameras and mirrors can steal your soul

I feel like my penis is a decent size desu

SHART

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>>72459216
>*smacks lips profusely*

What do dogs mean by this?

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>>72461343
>be French
>get run over
>get blown up
>get shot

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Alright guys that wasn't actually me. This is me.

Pic of the gf

>>72461370
Please delete this post

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Unironically a pic of the gf

>>72461483
look at you mr funny man

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Rate me

>>72461538

must be tough dating a black void

>>72461538
why bother

>>72461538
You're fucking a black box, coal burner.

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pic of the gf

>>72461558
Cool mustache

>>72461577
I'm not going to post her face desu

I just want to hold hands with a girl

>>72461588
she's a thin girl

>>72459833
685

>>72461647
That's good

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Rate my gf

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rate me

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>american blacks

>>72461661

probably a dude

>>72461666
memes from the crypt

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Rate my gf

cum lol

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>>72461702
Shores posted here last night

>>72461708
Probably not a dude

>>72461647
For you.

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yall niggas need jesus

>>72461735

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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just realized I have more friends on my fake facebook account than I had on my real one

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>There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

>I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>72461803
>Cassidy
Dumb name

>>72461803
>so many niggers

>>72459216
woooow... fucking rude
don't bully mexico

I fucking hate Mexico and Mexicans

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It's good to have so many people care about you

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "vapeman", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a bebiposter or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a vapeposter. A pathetic american vapeposter. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "*vapes at you*." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever

Danes should be lined up and FUCKED

>>72461987
that ain't you bitch

>>72461987
Thanks

give me a (You)
you fucking american bitch

@72462085
He said it's his fake account

Re: 72462026
*vapes at you*

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>>72462131

>>72461766
I'm pretty fit actually, do lots of cardio. But you got all the other shit right.

@72462150
>>72461987
sorry didn't mean to insult you

>>72461803
my account is somehow targeted by fake Nigerian accounts. so it's filled with black guys in suits with no posts on their walls aside from their profile picture. only get a few people I know.

>>72462299
>so it's filled with black guys
mhhhmmmm
Yeah sure anon, whatever you say

>>72462131
I only do this because you're so cute

Southern Anons, tell a brother from the West Coast what it's like to have a southern belle

>>72462381
All the southerners in this general are homosexuals or virgins.

>>72462346
I don't even know any blacks. It's kind of frustrating. Most blacks are over in Quebec.

>2017
>still cant order wendys to be delivered

the fuck is wrong with this world buds

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>>72462380
thanks, now i can finally rest in peace
*ascends into valhalla*

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>>72462417
I thought Henrico was straight

>>72462468

>>72462532
>or virgins

>>72462417
>Southerners are queers
Which one of you idiots brought this oxymoron to life?

>>72462467
Postmates
Ubereats
Door Dash
Eat24
GrubHub

Shit use your brain, pay the nigger down the street to bring you food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM

>>72462555
Shut UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cSKWHAw8XQ

>>72462580
>Which one of you idiots brought this oxymoron to life?
All of the Southern flaggots in this general are genuinely homosexuals. Yet another reason why flaggots should be shot

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Would u bang?

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ah yes, the internet is certainly humanity's greatest achievement in the last 250 years

>>72462667

really makes me think

>>72462735
I would not

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Just got called a dickhead lmao

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>>72462848

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>>72462742
idk sometimes it can be cool

I live in the whitest area of the country and I just saw a sprint commercial entirely in spanish

What the actual fuck, there's like 1% hispanic people in this state

>>72462962
Wtf that's racist off urself u piece of sheit

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>>72459216
Is that a fan drawing of Tomo-Chan?

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>canada

>the mum made me spaghetti with meatballs
>surprised me and didnt tell me the meatballs were filled with cheese

MOMS ARE THE BEST

>>72463237

your mom emptied the "cheese" from my meatballs

>>72463268
A woman has never touched you

>>72463237
this makes me miss my mom

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>>72463297
gottem

>>72463297

[citation needed]

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>>72463321
>>72463329
stop pranking

>>>/sp/74753844

It's THAT meme outside of /cum/

why is this a thing

>>72463459
memes should be free
they were meant to roam freely

>>72463601
My penis should be free to roam in your butthole

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FUCKING DANE ILL FUCKING END YOU

lol jk

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>>72463664

i hate sjws who move to japan and then spend all their time complaining about japan online

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>>72463664
@72463686
Ummmm.....*calls the janny*

>>72463689
Does he still let his ex cuck him?

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Why are Wyoming and Texas so based?

I could have made so much money speculating on the Bitcoin market

I could have made so much money selling my body to gay people online

>>72463752
Wyoming was founded by prostitutes.

Newegg says my package is here and it's not
;_; fucking mailman piece of shit

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>>72459216
did someone say cute girls?

>>72463752
Isn't Hillary trying to run for governor of New York?

I could have made so much money speculating on the canada market

>>72463910
mayor

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>>72463920
No you couldn't lol

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>>72463975

what did justin trudeau mean by this

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>>72463733

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I LOVE ALLAH

>>72464257
my man

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>>72464029
plz no lewdness, i'm pure

I'm going to FUCK a dane

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I don't get the point of lettuce.
It blocks out the taste of other ingredients, it has not real nutrients most of the time, and it adds an unnecessary crunch.
Fuck your crunch.

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MY LIFE FOR ALLAH

why did nobody tell me galko-chan got an OVA

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>>72464295

>>72464418
>that flag
>caring about Galko-chan


Just go outside you dumb fucker, there are literally millions of girls that are real-life versions of her here.

>>72464453
Don't you dare try to soil that innocent little Dane.

>>72464418
we only watch quality anime here

>>72464480
I do what I want

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>>72464498

Galko-chan IS quality anime

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>>72464521
*blocks your path*
What was that?

Furries need to be exterminated

>>72464611
Dubs of wisdom.

>>72464595
*HEEMs u*

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anime has never before had such captivating plot

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Pantyhose > thighhighs > Ankle > the rest

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>>72464665
>>72464548
>>72464453
>>72464295
>>72464029
>>72463884
>>72463321
>>72463136

What to do for the last hour at home before work
I don't want to jerk off again

>>72464754

Im an over-knee kinda guy, personally

>>72464754
Why do I find long socks so fucking sexy

And ugly girl can be wearing above knee socks and I'd still be diamonds

>>72464754
everythign above E is hot

>>72464804
Try to tone down on the jacking off.
I think I got deathgrip from my binge fapping while studying for midterms.
I wound up cumming with a semi it got so numb.
So now I really will have to do a nofap.

>>72464842
ur hot

>>72465031
I know

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well, /cum/?

>>72464854
Uh thanks for the advice I guess?
I only jack off 3 times a week tops as it is

*tells you that galko-chan is a bad anime*

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>>72465102

*grabs the danes ass*

>>72465102
Your mom's dick is a bad anime

>>72465086
Oh.
I was going like 3 or 4 times a day.
Also, if you'd like to know more, I formed a bit of a callus at the base of my penis.

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>>72465102

>>72463884
Refrain from posting images from scanlated manga. This isn't /a/ and EOPs will not be tolerated. Consider this your final warning.

>>72465209
>>72465086
Also, each fap session would go on for hours and hours, and I'd start it up again an hour later.
I don't know what was wrong with me.

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how can you NOT like Galko chan?

>>72465336
>implying anime is enjoyable

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it even has fatty bullying

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>>72465320
>>72465209
>>72464854
That's quite enough out of you

*insults you despite the fact that you're actually a nice person*

>>72465531
*kisses u*

*spits in your face*

*punches the dane in the face*

what's the best way to make a texan angry?

>>72465531

C-coach?

>>72465660
say texas isn't real

Texas is going to be a blue state next election

>>72465660
you tell me

>>72465660

tell him you're from California

>>72465695
>>72465695
>>72465695

>>72459297
that wojak should not have such an expensive-looking computer for a procrastinating ne'er-do-well

>238 posts
>southerners in charge of counting

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the post above me is dumb

>>72465786
>Californians in charge of reading
I didn't say new you retard

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>>72465598
>>72465643
>>72465648
>>72465665
u guys r cool
ur invited 2 my party

>>72465773
That's literally me
>built a computer that is now worth over $2000
>make very little money
>literally have a white board with things on it from months ago

The only thing different is I don't have classes

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>>72465804

say that to my face and not online

I own 5 computers

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>American military is the best in the wor-

I feel sad
:(

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>>72465859
yo denmaek

yeah yeah yeah
unh uhn
oh oh

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>>72465986
Good evening, Chile!

>>72465971
why

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what did he mean by this?

>>72466081
hey

>>72466098
he's going to do a posh wank later

arkansas qt wants me to come see her over the summer
don't have the heart to tell her that i hate southerners

>>72466098
That you're a faggot and you should be shot

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>>72466166
give her over here then asshole

>>72466098
SASUKE

>>72466166
I want to live in Montana

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why are you such a weakling, /cum/?

>>72466089
my stomach hurts and I'm a neet

>>72466217
naw. i think i'll keep her around

>>72466234
let me move in
i'll let you stay in my cabin during the winter

>>72466301
>let me move in
Why would you want to live here?

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>>72465986
ur also invited bb

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>>72466301

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I found myself in a really bad string of more than awful posts.

>>72466325
so i can marry the qt and take her back to Montana with me

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>>72466402
>her
I wish

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Chuck Berry died

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>>72466444

fuck

>>72466444
Who?

>>72466444

Rest in (prepubescent girls) piss

>>72466494
>>> /Gaschambers/

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>>72466494
>search for chuck berry
>still don't know who he is

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>>72466585
D E V I L I S H

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>I drove Montana away

>>72466585
run run rudolph

>>72466690

way to go, you klutz

>>72466690
you wana come to Montana with me and the qt

>>72466329
invited to what

>>72466745
Can you start using a trip so that I can filter you kthnxbai

>>72466746
Ye. How did you meet a grill from Arkansas?

Is Great Falls nice?

>>72466831

who would ever want to filter my informative, attention-worthy posts

>>72466754
my party, silly

>>72466880
Me because you're mean and I don't like you

>>72466914

its just light banter, la

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>>72466935
STOP BEING MEAN TO ME

>>72466968

gives you a wedgie while patting you on the head*

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Marina tbqh

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tfw no gf to call me on mein handy

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picture of the gf

>>72466831
i met her on facebook. she also has a thing for dank memes
Great Falls is nice. i've only drove through it buts a nice town.

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>>72467068
I was thinking about moving there if I get the chance

>>72467031

>>72467047
why do you got a gf and I dont?

What are you guys doing tonight?

>>72465078
23, wife is 31.

Older women are where it's at.

>>72467289
wageslaving

>>72467289
lewd shit probably. Right now I'm just watching tv

>>72459833
>TFW had 800 but went to jail and credit score suicide because I was unable to pay anything even though I had the money
>TFW 450

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/mexican-refugees-canada-detained-1.4031389
>As of March 9, the CBSA had detained 444 Mexicans
axaxaxaxaxa

just sexted an Argentinean girl and suddenly not depressed anymore
lol

>>72467289

going to work and then fighting off thoughts of suicide

>>72467289
beating an emulated 9doors9persons9hours while watchin twitch streams

>>72467336
>>72467382
>working on weekends
Biggest meme. I'm glad I have a normie 9-5 job now, working on the weekends is subhuman.

>>72467337
Fag

>>72467207
http://www.onlyinyourstate.com/montana/move-to-mt-2/

>>72467422
>>72467422
>>72467422
new

>>72467289
crying

>>72467382
that was me a few months ago, but the job was making me suicidal

>>72467289
Applying for jobs and cleaning my apartment

in reality accomplishing nothing

309

310

>>72462735
I would.

>>72467014
Go on...