/vocaroo/ thread

>>72457464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qo7mMEaRxO

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>>72457464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WgF9VShE0e

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pvvCslwBqA

>>72457681
Finns aren't Slavs, are they?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yvpetJlBkD

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bsc3Q2UhJN

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>>72457846
NO

>>72457843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yQutNJHkUF

Request:
Elle doit puer comme pas possible, tout les bougnoules schlinguent comme des porcs, l'haleine, la peau, j'ose même pas imaginer l'odeur nauséabonde de son sexe.
Non, vraiment, c'est rendre service à l'humanité que de brûler des aberrations consanguines.

>>72457846
thats not how slavs sound burger

>>72458071
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05U5NL4Hhms

>>72458215
Germans and the German language sound so barbaric. Definitely masculine, but quite barbaric.

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Was ist unser Leben wert,
Wenn allein regiert das Schwert,
Und die ganze Welt zerfällt in toten Sand?
Aber das wird nicht geschehen,
Denn wir wollen nicht untergehen,
Und so rufen wir durch unser deutsches Land:

Go home, Ami, Ami go home,
Spalte für den Frieden dein Atom!
Sag "goodbye" dem Vater Rhein,
Rühr' nicht an sein Töchterlein;
Loreley, solang' du singst, wird Deutschland sein!

>>72457464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1641hRDtR0y

>>72457843
Meddl

>>72458071
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12K90Hg5snz
i have no idea how to read french

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sn22byBHM9

Níl séasúr is aoibhne
Liom féin ná an fómhar –
An t-arbhar ag luascadh
Ina lomraí óir.

Úlla ar na géaga
Is cnó ar gach craobh,
Ar na sceacha na sméara
Is caora sa choill.

Suairceas san aer
Is na spéartha gan cheo;
I bhfómhar buí na gréine
Is aoibhinn bheith beo.

>>72458302
plakem

>>72457846
no you nonce, they're scandinavian

>>72458264
>>72458272
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vRR3WlYaxg

>>72458302
You made my day.

>>72458302
ubi se pederu

>>72457929
topkek

>>72458405
i gave my best

>>72458071
https://clyp.it/ferjst4h

Requesting Italian

>>72458272
i won
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hsdaH0Yvxa

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>>72458710
dudl dudl heheh

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>>72458710

anybody here able to rate my french?

>>72458272
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1atNdrIH9St

>>72457893
what poem is that from? sounds beautiful

>>72458864
nice

>>72458881
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Rebel_(Pearse)

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>>72458383
NO
Scandinavia is Norway, Denmark, Sweden
Finland is Nordic but not Scandinavian, like Iceland

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eQH57ATU1k

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>>72458997
liar

>>72457464
Ever wondered how to say
>I'm Russian! I love my President. Caucasus strong!
in pure Russian?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iiyx5efQfN

Dugo u noć, u zimsku gluhu noć
Moja mati bijelo platno tka.

Njen pognuti lik i prosijede njene kose
Odavna je već zališe suzama.

Trak lampe s prozora pružen je čitavim dvorištem
Po snijegu što vani pada
U tišini bez kraja, u tišini bez kraja:
Anđeli s neba, nježnim rukama,
Spuštaju smrzle zvjezdice na zemlju
Pazeć da ne bi zlato moje probudili.

Dugo u noć, u zimsku bijelu noć
Moja mati bijelo platno tka.

O mati žalosna! kaži, što sja
U tvojim očima

Dugo u noć, u zimsku bijelu noć

>>72459049
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t8AT0TiQ0y

>>72459049
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ppFKFxAwWe

>>72459047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cdx43L4eoJ

>>72457464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VtnjwXXTIP

Breton song:

Tri martolod yaouank... la la la... Tri martolod yaouank i vonet da veajiñ(x2)
E vonet da veajiñ, gê! E vonet da veajiñ(x2)
Gant 'n avel bet kaset... la la la... Gant 'n avel bet kaset betek an Douar Nevez(x2)
Beteg an Douar Nevez, gê! Beteg an Douar Nevez(x2)

Reference video:
https://youtu.be/ab5FCDhMzEM?t=40s

>>72459385
>Breton song:
hmm wonder who this might be

>>72458959
thats actually a bretty powerful poem.. thanks for introducing me to it anon

>>72457464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y5Z9i6Nfj9

>>72459296
LOL, good, except president part, it should be moeVo

>>72459510
дa чypки и нe знaют кaк этo пpaвильнo пpoизнecти

>>72459049
prelijepa pjesmica
svaka cast vito, il si citatko

>>72459226
pretty good
>>72459553
ni jedan, ni drugi hehe

>>72459632
drogas onaj drugi sto stavlja butplugove
il majmunko
nema vas vise?!

>>72459669
>ook toliko sam nebitan da nemam nadimak kao svi ostali crnogorci

À la claire fontaine
M'en allant promener
J'ai trouvé l'eau si belle
Que je m'y suis baigné

Il y a longtemps que je t'aime jamais je ne t'oublierai

Sous les feuilles d'un chêne
Je me suis fait sécher
Sur la plus haute branche
Un rossignol chantait

Il y a longtemps que je t'aime jamais je ne t'oublierai

Chante, rossignol, chante
Toi qui as le cœur gai
Tu as le cœur à rire
Moi, je l'ai à pleurer

Il y a longtemps que je t'aime jamais je ne t'oublierai

J'ai perdu mon amie
Sans l'avoir mérité
Pour un bouton de rose
Que je lui refusai...

Il y a longtemps que je t'aime jamais je ne t'oublierai

Je voudrais que la rose
Fût encore au rosier
Et que ma douce amie
Fût encore à m'aimer

Il y a longtemps que je t'aime jamais je ne t'oublierai

Post some karaoke people
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kg4CpRW132

Dosta cu da napisem i serem, cisto za inb4
ja ne znam ni sto se vracam iskreno, totalno me je smorilo ovde.
Aj pre sam se palio pa i raspravljao malo na te srbi hrvati teme a realno me boli kurac i za to....
Imalo je ponekada provala i da je dobar thread ali sve gore i gore, valjda smo se smorili i mi koji smo dugo ovde a niko novi da bude zanimljiv.
Pa sam preko godinu dana smarao sa mojim slikama i shitpostovanjem a sada i to smara do jaja.
Fora je sto sem par bordova sve ubitacno dosadi.
/int/ je bas dosadio jer non stop citam iste gluposti, klince koji prave iste threadove tipa da li su brazilci beli, zasto su ameri debeli, cuck evropa i te fore, mrzi me i da kliknem da otvorim iako je pun thread.
/b/ je apsolutno pederska tabla, 4-5godina sam na 4chanu i nikako ne kapiram ljude koji godinama idu na /b/, od merenja kurca, pricanja o kurcu, ocenjivanja kurca, da li je gej pusiti kurac, "ribe" sa kurcem, odsecanje kurca itd....gore rekt, ylyl i ostalo.
Veruj mi da smo se mi navikli, da ode bilo ko na /b/ reci ce ti da je to nesto najgluplje i najpederskije za bezivotne feget virgine i edgy nastranu decurliju.
Robot koji je....brateeeeeeee, dobijem instant napad blama i cringe do kosti kada udjem, cak i imam sazaljenja pa sam vise puta pokusao da ljudima dignem moral i ego, da ih savetujem i da pricam jer mi je zao bilo.
Ovaj sajt je ogledalo otpada modernog drustva.
Fizicki zdravi ljudi i deca koji postaju umobolni, asocijalni luzeri bez ikakvog kokretnog razloga.
Ljudi koji se boje svoje senke pa uzivaju za kompom privilegiju da budu edgy a razvijaju samo takve nastranosti i slabosti a zivot prodje na kraju uz kurac.
Kada provedem par lepih i aktivnih dana da se vidim sa ribom, istreniram, zaspem i ustanem na vreme, imam obaveza itd, cesto dodjem kuci naduvam se da odmorim glavu i po navici odem na 4chan....tada se bas zamislim o svemu ovome sto pisem i smorim do jaja a OPET ne znam zasto se vracam ovde!!

>>72459750
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v7ZilvGVmO

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>>72459820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05kdK9iCRyr

>>72459820
kek good job ano

>>72459820
nice one, ano!

>>72459049
Too lazy to read it all
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YhLDcNyIZv

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>>72459965
top fucking kek, is that some finnish guy who posted on /vocaroo/?

>>72459990
>>72459995
I've said it a million times, I'm still not Ano.

>>72459724
aj postaj vocaroo neki da imam mentalnu mapu tebe

>>72459821
odjebi bogte jebo
useres exyu i onda dolazis i ovdje
jebo ti bog mater retardiranu

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>>72459468
Actually it's not me

>>72460088
>I've said it a million times, I'm still not Ano.
>>72460184
>Actually it's not me
IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED. WHO IS ANYBODY ANYMORE

>>72460088
>top fucking kek, is that some finnish guy who posted on /vocaroo/?
yea, well he's fennoswede but close enough

when will you lily ass poker faggotrons read some read Polish vocaroo, it will put hair on your chests

Na brzegu błękitnej rzeczki
Mieszkają małe smuteczki.

Ten pierwszy jest z tego powodu,
Że nie wolno wchodzić do ogrodu,
Drugi - że woda nie chce być sucha,
Trzeci - że mucha wleciała do ucha,
A jeszcze, że kot musi drapać,
Że kura nie daje się złapać,
Że nie można gryźć w nogę sąsiada
I że z nieba kiełbasa nie spada,
A ostatni smuteczek jest o to,
Że człowiek jedzie, a piesek musi biec piechotą.

Lecz wystarczy pieskowi dać mleczko
I już nie ma smuteczków nad rzeczką.

>>72459750
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WHAgMjNZAC

Haven't spoken French since grade school

>>72460202
>IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED. WHO IS ANYBODY ANYMORE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lmtlCk1hjv

>>72460202
i mean i wasn't under the impression pierre even knew breton desu

>>72460088
are you the one that made this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GYX4zGF9jb

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Good thread.

>>72460389
post more slags

>>72460389
outstandingly bad thread

no femanon to read lewds

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>>72460263
>toi qui a le coeur gay

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>>72460450

>>72460552
t. Mahmoud

>>72460259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bMMVGDFqSK

Polish is a beautiful language

>>72460146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vUbUslyNyh

>>72460552
i matched with a black girl on tinder today (i superliked her, but i still counts).

we had some good exchange and i bet i could actually set up a date. she said she really likes thai food, and i said i've never been to one and asked where there's a thai restaurant at. she told me there's one in a town close by.

so the normal thing to do would be ask "oh cool. you wanna go there sometime?"

but i don't see myself doing that. way too nervous. i need to ease myself into the dating world for my first date. i mean what would we talk about? a fucking hour of just sitting there eating. i mean. god. then what to do after that? oh god i'm freaking out just imagining this.

>>72460385
Yes (didn't think anybody would save any of the stuff posted here beyond the REEEEEEEEEE posts)
have this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E8zS8dzoL7

>>72460697
would mistake for native/10

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ha ha thred mek me laufg

>>72460774
he has a whole folder labeled "ano"

>>72460722
Just be cool and ask questions, let her do the talking.

>>72460875
>Just be cool and ask questions, let her do the talking.

ugh i dont know. i'd have to pick her up in my beater 1999 chevy cavalier which smells like cigarette butts.

>>72460862
Then why am I in that fucking folder

>>72460996
wait, aren't you ano?

>>72460996
wait, you're not ano?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CjCJcQZ0xS

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>>72460946
It's the current year bruh, I'm sure she's a strong woman. Ask her to pick you up in her lowrider chevy impala.

>>72460996
hol' up, so you be saiyin you isnt ano?

>>72461027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s167fozW4ojK

>>72461018
>>72461024
>anoception
No, I've never namefagged

>>72461068
she actually kind of looks like that

>>72459884
Don't speak my language ever again
>>72460263
t.Harper

>>72461096
go for it faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubK9inNVyxU

>>72460722
watching ufc now, and want to roll a joint
would like to help you but have no time atm
you really need help
being nervous is normal, but thinking about all the small things is way too much

not even kidding, just google, how to date, or what to do on dates, until you find some good sites
can be pua or whatever, just some tips
to relax you, and make you feel more comfortable with

>>72459750
R8 guys. Dunno why my sound came out shitty in this one.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zZBUE4XrPv

I will read the first reply to this post.

Someone sing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzuTdVJG-ck

Lyrics here http://www.metrolyrics.com/la-chanson-de-prevert-lyrics-gainsbourg-serge.html

>>72461081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s016gyJRVibJ

>>72461259
neekerit on rumia niil on huulet kumia

>>72460996
>>72461077
AYYYYÖÖÖ *speaks swedish* SO WHAT U SAYIN IS *bites the dick off of a reindeer* U BE SAYIN *burns turku down* WE WUZ *loses at hockey* WE WUZ NOT ANO?

>>72461257
aurel?

From Russian Anthem:

Rossiya - svyashchennaya nasha derzhava,
Rossiya - lyubimaya nasha strana.
Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava -
Tvoyo dostoyanye na vse vremena!

Slavsya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Bratskikh narodov soyuz vekovoy,
Predkami dannaya mudrost narodnaya!
Slavsya, strana! My gordimsya toboy!

>>72461244
>watching ufc

wait what? like a reply? fight night hasn't started yet, has it?

>>72461353
>>72461244
*replay

>>72461244
makwan will be up next, right?

>>72461295
i tried speaking finnish in mammi and everyone made fun of me

>>72461353
>>72461373
DUDE ITS ENGLAND
I MISSED HALF ALLREADY
reza vs duffy up
>>72461392
i think so?!

>>72461347
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02W1vG4W3Ap

>>72461281
please sing some emotive jacque brul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz6r0TP4FBI

>>72461244
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XtgyIncFEw

>>72461522
Don't feel like singing

Requesting this:
Ana, Ana Morena
Nonço presto luna pjerra
Andërr dhë munlajt
Andërr dhë munlajt

>>72460722
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W26IerJZPM

>>72461741
Good stuff.

>>72460722
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jUCp4rKn84

>>72461809
wow fuck you
what a great accent , fuck you again

>>72460722
But seriously, what do you even expect as a "first date" at your age? You've missed the boat for starting with a double date to a movie theatre with a junior high friend, or something like that.

This is as easy as its going to get. If the date fails, then whatever, you had a first date and it only gets easier. If you don't push through then you'll never be going on a first date, letting every opportunity pass you by. And you'd be surprised how quickly time passes once you hit your mid-20s and beyond. People will just up and marry while you're still fettering around waiting for that opportune moment to 'ease into' relationships.

So as
>>72461809
said

Grow some fucking balls

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Well, I reckon one oughta do unto others exactly what has been done unto him, that's what my beloved late grandpappy used to say before he kicked the bucket. Thus I gathered my guns and other useful contraptions and went out to meet that mean son of a bitch Jackson.

Imagine my surprise when I entered the fucker's porch and kicked his door open only to see him having a go at my wife, again. Lord Almighty, I told myself I won't be vengeful. I was to geld that rascal plain and straight, stuff his balls right in his mangy kisser and go about my business. Good Lord, him fucking my wife again was the last straw.

Weeks later I still pondered whether I did the right thing, see. When he and my old Nellie were getting it on, I sorta hid and watched. Seeing the glistening sweat running down my wife's back made my blood curl in a manner less and less familiar these days, since she met that bastard Jackson.

So I started jacking off nice and slow listening to their endeavours. Boy, he was good. Damn good, better than I ever was. I admired his technique and stamina as he fucked my wife, dick still in hand. Did I cum once he came? Hell yes I did.

Now I kind of rue what I did next. I entered the room with my fly still open and threatened to shoot both them rascals dead if she doesn't blow him right there, before my own eyes. And she did, more than eager to do so.

Did it make me mad? Son, I don't get mad. You won't get by in the prairie if you get mad at things. Now hop off and fetch me Ma, Daddy feels he has to call good mister Jackson right now.

>>72462088
>a double date to a movie theatre with a junior high friend
that's some american high school movie tier shit

>>72460722
for some reason i read this in a valley accent, which made it more entertaining

>>72462093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mbKo6mtycy

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>>72461809

الشرق الاوسط وشمال افريقيا
الخيط العربي
نسخة السبسي

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>>72462093

you've posted this same pasta and picture numerous times since 2015

I admire your dedication

>>72462513
the fuck you're doing down there

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>>72461741

>>72462561
holiday, having a tip top time.the old mum has a holiday house here

>>72462512
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D3kvdVZrCn

>>72462603
luverly I hope no urban youth puts you in a stack of tyres and burns you alive

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>>72462654

I'm surrounded by high walls and electric fences : ^)

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You like Huey Lewis and the News?

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul!

>>72462853
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MiNBNPBzah

>>72462971
Very good, would mistake you for Christian Bale

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sDg17Emj2h

Say hello in your language guys
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04ri1ObKmmK

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04JMvr4Pl4J

>>72463684
I liked it.

>>72463619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y1IWT1dZvC hola

>>72457464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZoVRUUTkH5
fuck it, i'm bored

>>72462332
fucking 10/10

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Nej kamrater jag har inget emot barbari, snarare måste vi väcka barbarerna innom oss för att få rätsida på detta. Barbarer var det som behövdes
idag på vägen hit, barbarer är det som kommer behövas. Barbariet är inte det ända ursvenska MEN DET FINNS DÄR, DET HAR DU RÄTT I REINFELD, OCH VI SKA
VÄCKA UPP DET IGEN. DU SKA FÅ SE PÅ ETT URSVENSKT BARBARI VÄRRRE ÄN VAD SOM NÅGONSIN SKÅDATS PÅ DENNA PLANET. BARBARERNA, VI, NI, SKA DRA FRAM
PÅ VÅRA GATOR OCH TORG, GENOM VÅRA STÄDER OCH VÅR LANDSBYGGD, OCH FIENDERNA KOMMER ATT DARRA, OCH NÄR STORMEN VÄL HAR LAGT SIG, KOMMER VI INTE BEHÖVA SJUNGA
OM FORNSTORA DAGAR. DÅ KOMMER VI ATT LEVA I DOM, I ETT SVENSKT SVERIGE, FÖR SVERIGFE SKA BLI SVENSKT. HELL SEGER, HELL SEGEEER, HELL SEGEEEEEEEEEEER

>>72464651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M8elcfNAJI

>>72464859
10/10.. good job

>>72464651
I dont know shit about anything
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EqeHQf9xpB

Drunk Finn doing requests with a shitty laptop microphone.

>>72465429
sing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTBh9r8T6wU

>>72465429
sing the moomins pls

if you don't want to sing

'hello my name is pekka from finland and I endorse the UK for best country in europe'

>>72465469
>>72465523
No singing, not drunk enough.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k9AQPalnMt

God give mercy on my microphone quality.

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>>72465747
now I just need every other country besides finland

>>72464651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KmZm7Qkxz4

>>72465829
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b3hQxKC7do

>>72465747
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wAy1OawNtM

>>72465747
say this in a valley (girl) accent

so like i went the beach yesterday and i saw like ughh pekka talking ugh sven and i got like super jealous so like i decided to go get some ice cream and then like i just went home and cry

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>>72465980
Bretty good, close to native level. I am proud of you.

>>72466102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0azs7A35VWF

>>72465920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J7lLHcn3ov

>>72466243
nice.. pretty good.. faster talking and you'll fit right in to LA

>>72466270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nQbG563vYr

>>72465829
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06ESXaYsGEP

>>72466243
>close
Vituttaa niin vitusti tämä saatanan elämä.

>>72464651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s045nsRMXKGv

>>72457464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02dyqJ7UFuW

>>72466102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aJ2PU8XYNE

>>72466404
Talking faster makes everything complete gipperish as my microphone is just pure shit. If I can record something for you on my phone I will post some grade A Commiefornia passable shit for you.

>>72466616
lets try some surfer accent please

oh braj, its just like.. dude, you just get like the best barrel dude.. you just like pull in and you just get spit right out of them and you just drop in and just smack like whaaabam, drop down and blahhhh... then after that you just drop in and ride the barrel and just get pitted and get pitted like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDRNaAxryu8

>>72465523
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t5mtOsbWDf

>>72466903
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ByXCpc25wL

>>72466949
this speed and lower tone fits perfectly with the valley accent... surfer needs to be more chill out... otherwise nice, very nice

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>>72466949

To the Canadian who for some reason deleted their post:


https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/0auaoq632idoujmd

>>72467172
that's pretty good
for some reason whenever I try a canadian accent it always turns into irish

>>72467172
Speakpipe because vocaroo is not phone friendly for me.

>>72467216
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jPpqVMKC1Q

>>72467172
Didn't actually expect someone to do it. Nice job.

goes to gay pride rally
OH SORRY
gets mauled by a beaver
SORRY?
says sorry
SO HOWS IT GOIN EH
shovels snow
JUST GIVIN 'ER EH
contimplates suicide
SORRY!
welcomes refugees
OOPS SORRY
watches in living color
HEY HOSEHEAD
chops down a tree
HOW ABOWWWT THEM FLAMES EH
has foot stepped on
OH SORRY, I DIDN'T SEE YOU
eats kraft dinner
DIJON KETCHUP
eats at tim hortons
COULD I GET A GRETZKY PLEASE
watches cuck porn
OH SORRY ABOWWT THAT
drinks maple syrup
ABOWWWT
fucks a moose
NICE DAY FOR A HIKE, EH
gets reddit account deleted
OH YAHH
house burns down
OH SORRY
doesn't make NHL playoffs
OH SORRY
riots in both official languages
SORRY
changes national anthem
DUDE GENDER POLITICS LMAO
smokes weed
PASS THE VAPE TO THE LEFT
converts to islam
YOU WERE SAYING
shitposts
OH SORRY
waits 10 years for chemo
SO YOU'RE SAYING
bag of milk busts open
SORRY EH
yells timber
YOU'RE SAYING
elects a feminist
YOU WERE TALKIN' ABOOT
uses maple syrup as lube
SOME KINDAH
mounts moose head on wall
WE WUZ LEAFS N SHIT EH?

>>72466903
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/zgbus697uxmhoyc4

>>72467266
>>72466688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cKHxQC9ao5

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>>72467216
The Canadian accent is a meme. They sound just like Yanks as far as I am concerned.

someone try out the east la accent.. so kinda like elongate the first vowel of the syllable and also higher vowel sound at the end of a word... TWO-gether... GO-ween.. talk-eeen... all-lay


she's so stupid and she's so stupid i cant believe she got shot again. omg girl remember i was telling you i was like so many problems with chato. yeah chato..he's so nice to me now and im in love with him. remember how much he was of an ass to me, he was like man. he went to drive by shooting without me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr5BFe5vd-c

>>72467339
you sound so cute :3

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>>72467443
>try doing an accent from this region of this city
m8, as far as im concerned the only american accents are boston, southern and valley girl
you#re being too specific

>>72467443

That just sounds like mexican hoodrat jtp.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uwtZo2bUOp

>>72467430
For the most part city folk in Canada sound just like city folk in Midwest or Great Lakes region USA, but there's still differences you pick up on. They tend to pronounce their consonants a bit harder,.. difficult to explain though.

>>72467789
my only exposure to canadians is kenny vs spenny and I'm pretty sure toronto jews are not representative

>>72466606
You could pass as a Finn any day, don't go vittujen elämä at all.

>>72467684
it pretty much is really. pretty rough neighborhood. and its kinda funny when you hear an asian talk like that

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>>72467789
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02NTp1BebUR

>>72467846

>>72467845

They're representative of most Canadians, but you have pockets of different accents, just like with any country.

This is more of the "small town" accent you see across the country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozDDYcyrCNE

This is an extreme case of the newfie accent (skip to 0:42)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjW3rSZ6Ovs

And then the Acadians (mix of French and maritimer) are all kinds of fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4n5FPwpfcY

Absolutely brilliant fights tonight, lads.

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>>72465980

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>>72468523
Strictly speaking, that was not shitposting :^) Time flies, Babs.

>>72462767
out to visit mummy, nigel?

>>72468627
join our skype group. there's 16 of us, we've got all the regulars except you.

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>>72459965

>>72462088
i dunno. it if it was just a couple friends hanging out i have no problem with that. but there's so much expectation here. i'm not that attractive, and i can only carry a conversation of something i'm interested in.

and i'm going way out of my comfort zone. if it was going on a date at my local bar where i know everybody, then alright. that'd be cool. but this is totally different.

it's just nerve-wracking. i have cripplingly low self-esteem.

want to drink another beer, but that would require me sitting up which i'm too lazy to do.

>>72457464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yc9xOq4cbp
My poor attempt at cliche slav accent.

>>72470162
pretty good

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>>72470162
pic related

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h8Y6EDpBxG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h8Y6EDpBxG