How do I get an american gf?

come to america

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I don't know

>>72453732
>thread
>box
>stick
>snickers

show her your BIG BLACK WALLET

>>72453732
you don't want one

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I wish I knew.

>>72453732
Americans find mates at the mart.
The males compete via an elaborate sharting ritual while the female watches. Whoever can shart the loudest gets the lucky lass.

>>72453732
>Be white
>Have a nice face
>Have a nice body
>Be funny and outgoing
The last three are literally required if you want a decent gf or bf

>>72454212
>Be white
More like be black

>>72453732
Assuming you want a cute one and not one of our obese blacks/mexicans....don't be ugly, don't be broke, and don't be weird.