fuck off dole scrounging northern cunts edition
brexit was a mistake
Need an androgynous semen demon gf
>>72453591
Really wasn't, stop being such a reactionary fuckwit
>>72453591
the mistakes that led to Brexit were big enough mistakes to lead to brexit. Basically, if the EU wasn't such a shit show, we wouldn't have left.
>>72453543
is that gerry adams
>>72453598
hhnnnnngg
>>72453634
Stop being such an isolationist bydlo
>>72453642
What is happening in south russia?
>>72453684
>Red lipstick
>quite young
>tits look fake
nah
Do we all agree that Ulster Bank (owned by RBOS) makes the ugliest notes?
And the irony is that £5 from Royal Bank of Scotland is the best looking one.
>>72453696
islamic region, chechens etc
>>72453696
Muslims
Amazon left my parcel with a "neighbour" I've never heard of half a mile from my house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxbxzUQnLKc
do a watch with me
Left wingers seem to be so upset about Trump and Brexit that they don't realize they absolutely did it to themselves. They built their own opposition. They had control and enraged the masses to the point that control was taken from them in the most abrasive and unmistakable manner imaginable short of violence. Now the US president is so anti-left that he won't even shake hands with the leader of Germany, but what did anyone expect when that's what he campaigned on and she ran her own little smear campaign against him?
redpill me on george best
>>72453752
are you fucking 12?
>>72453702
i think its just an elite pair of naturals
some women are depressingly hot
>>72453752
you cannot customise a white character in this game
Is this note actually in use and widely accepted in Scotland?
patyu went ok
guvkrf it up with a lass
Post more funnymoney
>>72453816
gone the way of paper fivers
>>72453768
no. what are you on about?
foy
>>72453822
proper grim
st patricks day fucking sucks when my name is patrick
imagine your name is "christmas" on dec 25
rate the haul
>>72453822
all this publicity stunt did was confirm all her manly features
she needs to do explicit nudes/masturbation vids to salvage her femininity
>>72453822
nonce
>>72453889
is this you?
I don't get the fuss about Emma Watson. What's the appeal, lads?
>>72453910
>26 years old
are you 90
>>72453822
built like a teenage boy
>>72453902
>salvage her femininity
impossible unless """she""" has some surgery on """her""" face
big fan of xev bellringer
Northern towns look like those shithole outskirt parts of London
>>72453637
So there's a chick in my class i like; unfortunately I'm quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me, her boyfriend and me are walking among a group of our fellow students to school when a gang banger appears and threatens us with a gun. Her 'big and tough' boyfriend instantly freezes and looses his ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old, while the sword is the child of many millienia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gangbanger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she had missed before, where she had looked but had not seen. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because was only doing my duty. Safe to say, she saw who the real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and you'll face your worst nightmare.
>>72453902
You're a fucking bender
>>72453960
all could be forgiven if she was to confirm the dildo vid is legit
>>72453930
26 years old with the body of a 15 year old
nonce
>>72453889
never seen it in cans, I drink the 40's.
They're like $2.39 each, dirt cheap.
>>72453889
six small cans of cheap tasteless beer.
2/10
2 points for the alcohol content.
>>72453966
takes ages for her content to reach pirating sites though
got really sensitive nipples
proper jealous of emma's flawless skin 2bh
>>72453918
no but it's eerie how similar that looks
>>72453918
lol
>>72453972
'groid
gf needs to fucking shave her mustache. it is unironically longer than mine even though it is white
Got really small nipples 2bh
Somewhere between a nickel and a dime. Looks awkwardly disproportionate.
*walks towards you*
>>72454116
>>72454116
She's so overrated.
>>72454116
those man feet are atrocious
>>72454116
manhead
>>72454086
better than oversized ones
pepsi is disgusting
can someone post kev walking towards the camera please
>>72454149
I suppose. I feel like they just never grew with the rest of me.
sheep are friendly today lads
>>72454155
all cola is
>>72454196
I feel the same way about my penis
>>72453591
your abuse of the past tense was a mistake
>>72454155
Agree. Cannot beat full fat Coca Cola imo
New favourite activity is triggering /pol/ babbies by saying something vaguely anti bog fart
reminder your ISP will now send you warning emails about the porn you torrent
>>72453767
A Drunk
A Playboy
A footy guy part time
>>72454130
not even overrated just downright rancid
sub-par 20-30 year old woman's body with the face of a 12 year old boy
only reason runts bang on about her is because >ZOMG SHE ON LE TV
>In December 2012, two Australian radio hosts, Michael Christian and Mel Greig, called King Edward VII's Hospital Sister Agnes where the Duchess was an in-patient for hyperemesis gravidarum. Pretending to be the Queen and the Prince of Wales, Greig and Christian telephoned the hospital and spoke to a nurse on the Duchess's ward, enquiring about her condition. Following a hospital inquiry and a public backlash against the hoax, the nurse who put the call through to the ward, Jacintha Saldanha, committed suicide.[128] The radio hosts subsequently apologised for their actions.[129]
grim
Won £477 on the ol' footy earlier
What do tonight
>>72454238
>torrenting porn
for what purpose
aside from the obvious fact that you shouldnt watch porn anyway, you can find literally all porn on streaming sites you mong
>>72454229
Drumpf has betrayed his voters enough without you kicking them while they're down
most drumpf supporters now regret their vote.
>>72454238
>torrenting porn
>>72454258
actually it's because she has the face and body of a 12 year old boy and britain is full of closet nonces
>>72454200
kept following me
>>72454167
>>72453975
thanks x
>>72454238
I don't use porn.
>>72454287
judging by their facemasks i'm guessing those are ni sheep
>>72454286
You won't stream 2160p60 porn. Torrent is the only option
>>72454303
this is by far the funniest edit
haha sweden/norway is a willy and finland is the balls, denmark is the cum
germany getting facial LOL
>streaming
Ah yes dodgy viruses and a 180x140 video
>>72454313
I prefer lower quality stuff
hides the imperfections better
you shouldn't be allowed to cite a tweet or a facebook post in a news article unless they have at least 10k shares, otherwise they're not newsworthy
>>72454326
just clocked your eye in the top right
>>72454261
>suicide
Hmm you really believe this... Hmm haha.
>>72453822
I've got a nicer arse than her desu.
Anything above 1080p is fucking pointless
Graphics autists are the worst
>>72454287
me in the back
>>72453543
Good edition
you arrive in western society
>>72454345
are you honestly unironically saying you get more viruses from streaming than from torrenting
have a word
>>72454379
fucking pleb
>>72454379
Alright granddad
http://lightercovers.com/polymer-clay-lighter-covers/brown-and-gold-bic-lighter-cover-case-sleeve-polymer-clay-with-arrowhead.html
If I passed you one of these at a party would you think I was hip?
Maybe even groovy man?
me in 2007: anything above 720ps is fucking pointless, graphics autists are the worst
tellys a bit shit nowadays lads. anyone have radio recommendations?
>>72454379
Honestly find audio autists the worst. There are people who spend time going on this autistic soul seek program for no noticeable different
Genuinely just sad and pathetic
>hd porn
ah yes i would love to see the horrifically bad skin of the porn stars and all their suspicious genital spots
literally haven't looked at porn for years
can just ask the wife to wank me off
hahaha
>>72454425
fag
-posted from Dell P2415Q
>>72454428
Dragnet
>>72454441
>watching professional porn
plen
>>72454281
>silent electoral majority vote for a candidate
>he wins
>silent electoral majority continues to stay silent
>this means they regret their vote
>>72454311
Good arse
>>72454309
don't know much about sheep sorry
they were lovely little lads tho
>>72454428
infowars meight
solid three-point penalty placekick desu, that was very nice
Great Big Story
March 16 at 6:00pm ·
Hip-hop + ballet? Yup. It's called Hiplet, and the dancers at the Chicago Multi-Cultural Dance Center (CMDC) show us how it's done.
just ate a prawn sandwich
ask me anything
america is better
>>72454436
I fucking HATE people who go on about FLAC when they don't have the hardware to even notice the difference.
was sitting in the old thread until just now because I didnt notice there was a new
>>72454478
that looks really comfy no jokes. that hill and stone fence. would walk/10
>>72454498
did it taste of poo
>>72454507
good lad
>>72454514
Wish you'd go back.
>>72454436
>There are people who spend time going on this autistic soul seek program for no noticeable different
compared to what? most 'seek audio is 320 kbps mp3 or less for older rips
it's considerably more convenient than any other method of acquiring music as well
>>72454422
very autistic post
>>72454428
Thinking allowed, free thinking, In our time, Moral maze, Music matters, Four thought
>>72454516
would love to visit montana 2bh
>>72454549
shant
>>72454508
you can tell the difference between a 120kps mp3 and a flac on a fucking iphone from 5 years ago
>>72454558
aye, a bunch of my friends go work at a ski resort in montana for the winter. looks super fun
>>72454516
>stone
>fence
Imagine being American.
>>72454516
lol
>>72454558
that's not comfy. it's like too much at once
yanks always overdo it
>>72454558
Goin' to Montana soon,
Gonna be dental floss tycoon~
Haha.
1920s Berlin was so fucking degenerate
>>72454518
little bit
how did you know
>>72454594
>>72454604
what?
How would one go about telling the qt at the pizza shop that you'll pay extra for it under the table if she'll feed it to me?
>>72454516
it is m8
lovely little place in yorkshire called pateley bridge
some alpacas in the next field
would absolutely love to visit Narnia, looks comfy
>too scared to go downstairs at night
>was absolutely fine walking in remote middle of nowhere down tiny country lanes at midnight
hm . grjgiogjwgkgkgjjg
>>72454642
just be yourself
>>72454646
my gran sucked off an alpaca's willy when she was 16
>>72454636
It's a fucking wall, you absolute SPASTIC.
Did people actually speak in ye olde english or only write it in? Cant imagine people unironically using doth, ye/yay etc in a sentence.
>>72454678
being outdoors is where you're meant to be
made some really peng food for dinner lads
>>72454646
where the fuck is there alpacas in britain
Britain literally has no countryside, its all been churned up and cut down for agricultural use LOL
being a male incel in your mid 20s is worse than being tortured in guantanamo
>>72454660
can you not, I'm eating you little cunt
When meme crafting should you aim to make your meme spicy or dank?
>>72454660
shit
clean your arse
>>72454748
>>72454719
lad its becoming normal, dont worry about it. plus why would you want to be with any slag nowadays.
>>72454748
you should aim to fuck off back to r e d d i t
>>72454694
Ye was pronounce "The"
The "Y" is actually a thorn which is an old english letter which means "Th"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorn_(letter)
>>72454678
i've been to other countries on my own half a dozen times but i'm still terrified of getting a haircut
>>72454711
*are there
and it's native you runt
>>72454719
>>72454716
>countryside
>not agricultural use
the fuck
>>72454783
Because people get more confident the further they are from home
>>72454711
just told you m8, yorkshire
weak...
feeble...
>>72454693
it's not a wall if it can't prevent mexicans from jumping over it
>>72454786
>>72454808
don't be rude
alpacas are native to south america
why do white people care about racism?
>>72454805
brb going to mars
>>72454808
Where are all the mosques and blocks of flats?
does anyone else struggle to retain information?
i read dozens of articles about politics and economics and stuff but i can't recall any of it
view_video.php?viewkey=ph587b2fce4e30f
>you will never bang a lass with your m8
>>72454808
>yorkshire
have you ever been to a sam smith pub?
kek China have their own north v south england
>>72454854
GOD TIER Planning and green belt keeps em out
>>72454678
are you a poofter?
Ye/Yay on the stove
I had the choppas in the Cutlas
just a young nigga tryna get some hundreds
Why do we spell Colour like Colour even though we pronounce it Cul-ur
I think we should spell it Culure
So you can have Culured, Culurful, Culuring etc...
>>72454862
you're just a spastic
>>72454811
alri maggie
>>72454862
no i have an elite memory. if i read a lot i would be a genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld1pys5RBoY
>>72454854
Can make fun of Northerners but their countryside is very beautiful
They redeem themselves in that
>>72454854
In London, m8
>>72454878
the western powerhouse
>>72454854
down south
>>72454866
not a real link you dumb idiot
anime
>>72454941
cant post phub links on a sfw board 2 b h
hello everyone. haha
hahahaha
hi
>>72454872
Sam Smith's is so fucking inconsistent.
Never know if you're going to get a nice pint or a dreadful one.
>>72454913
literal waste of space
>>72454941
http://www.kikehub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph587b2fce4e30f
really weird how rural britain is wealthy and intelligent whereas its completely the opposite in most of the world
>>72454941
retard
>>72454678
had a similar phenomenon where a spider was in my room and i was scared shitless but one day i was in the car and had a spider crawling on my hand and i just sort of flicked it off without caring much
think it might be the idea that a home is supposed to be a safe space so the idea that you're not safe there is a million times worse than not being safe on some street
>>72454941
dumb yank
>>72454872
no but i drink sam smith's imperial stout on the reg x
>>72454507
gif from the blizzard we had last year
Hello tell me about the orcadians and the shetlanders
Do they have lots of sheep and live in sheds with grass roofs like the faroese?
Digital effects were the worst thing to ever happen to cinema.
>>72454941
Haha you fucking mong
>>72454999
they're not.
the cities are still richer and higher qualified.
cities have more extremes from hyper rich to dirt poor.
rural areas have middle of the road people.
true everywhere
>>72454866
just tell one with a gf sharing is caring m8
watching nigger porn
5 easy (You)s, barely even have to try these days
>>72454507
sheeplad here
wasn't trying to argue that england is better
think it goes without saying north america has some of the best landscapes in the world
>>72455090
black people are unattractive 2bqh
>the n word
ooh look, we've got a hardman on our hands!
me at the border
>>72454862
I read 57 books last year but I couldn't name 30 of them off the top of my head
>>72455109
I'm not wanking, just watching. it is like a documentary about apes
so full but the bowl is still half full
intelligence is mostly a good thing but after a certain level it's indistinguishable from mental illness
Britain is very beautiful and comfy once you escape any post-war regions
>>72455129
hi nigger
>intelligence is mostly a good thing but after a certain level it's indistinguishable from mental illness
want to live in alderley edge
>>72454993
Those are some nice dicks. I'm jelly of her.
ah the North
>>72455237
My dad said that when that block was built it was seen as an amazing thing since all of the previous housing was really shit
>>72455237
jesus christ is this actually in the uk
north vs south is one of the worst /brit/ gimmicks
the absolute STATE of Jerry's arsehole in this thread
>>72451961
england closing the gap
>>72455237
meet me outside the money shop if you want your chin tested
if /brit/ was a pub then the yanks would be half a pint of carlsberg
ah the South
>>72454003
>tasteless beer.
it's not tasteless! it very strongly tastes like shit
>>72455284
Hi /sp/
>>72455284
not a fan of black nails desu
there is something very unique and comfy about Britain, even after its architectural destruction
sort of like the America of europe
>>72455237
>shopping city
>barbed wire and iron bars to keep the thieving poortheners out
>corrugated iron shacks in the middle of the street (no doubt 'acquired' from hard working farmers)
>'skyscrapers' are literally just giant commie blocks.
Fuck me, i'm so glad i'm not northern.
>>72455286
>this is a 10/10 in florida
>>72455378
ah yes much better being southern
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yadsChKlKI
>>72455348
cherrypicking
not a fan of blacks desu
redpill me on quaaludes
>>72455342
Food for thought: a lad on magic mushies jumped out of a 23rd floor window of this building
In the 90s someone jumped from the 20th floor of a salford tower block and survived by landing on a car, he was so drunk that he didn't tense up when he neared the ground. sounds like bollocks but this is absolutely true.
>>72455413
pot kettle lad
>>72455412
choon id?
reminder east anglia does not have a single motorway
>>72455395
Outside of New York the concentration of hot American women is hilariously low. Like I'm sure there's a lot of hot american women in total but they're hard to find.
rugby is such a pussy sport they actually take players off for possible head injuries
lmao
>>72455453
post nice pics of the north that haven't been edited
I'm 23 and never been to a pub.
>>72455490
it's a gay sport for fat baby boomers called keith
>>72455511
same lad. my dad drank loads and was unpleasant as fuck to be around. plus all pubs nowadays are full of chavs
>>72455493
literally been posting pics this thread
>but they say edit
yeah because i cropped them
>>72455486
t. fucking britain, home to the ugliest white people in the world
you've never even been here anyway
>>72455490
american football would too if having a head injury made a noticeable difference
>>72455408
What a fucking tragic picture
London looking like that... Christ, you've really let the place go. Looks like a Los Angeles ghetto but with jihadis instead of Mexicans. Zero percent chance I'd visit that scene.
>>72455548
the north looks dire
>>72455543
I do drink but only in my house, mostly alone but never had more than 2-3 beers at once. I like the taste, but don't like the feeling.
barely have the energy to post on here
who /depression/ here?
ah yes, the midlands engine
>>72455565
Extremely cherrypicked picture
Lived in London my entire life and I have never seen anything like it, not even in the most dire shit areas
>>72455555
>idealized "meritocracy"
am I reading that wrong, is he saying that efficacy is subjective?
>>72455597
Not properly, not since I started shagging escorts
>>72455555
nice digits
is that meant to be a bad thing? how does mr chapman think society should operate?
>>72455615
probably going to lose my virginity to an escort 2bh. kill me now.
3 months of uni, 2 modules, and 1 project left.
If I keep up the work I should get a decent 2.1, but I just completely lost my motivation and I'm thinking about dropping out. Help
imagine being an inadequate southerner who gets triggered by the very sight of beautiful northern countrysides
>>72455639
What's wrong with that? I didn't, but who cares
>>72455632
be a minority = reward
'za place just called to say they're too busy and can't make the delivery
absolutely fuming lads I've been waiting an hour
>>72455558
Had this tune stuck in my head all afternoon you twat
>>72455608
I sure hope so because that looks like a complete loss of control in action
>>72454229
i've been using this exact same technique by saying anything vaguely anti paki for absolutely years. the only difference is, trump supporters are less likely to throw acid in your face or something similar. get on my level
>>72455658
What you studying
>>72455639
I wouldn't lad
I'm a virgin but I could never resort to a hooker
>>72455661
its not normal. if you're a virgin >20 you're odd, but having to use an escort to finally do it? give up lad.
>>72455695
CS at Queens
Gonna visit Blighty next week lads, anyone need anything from the duty free? x
>>72455615
shagging escorts makes me depressed
need to stop
>>72455639
doesn't count
glasgow is looking good
>>72455719
What exactly is wrong with it, if you want to have sex but aren't getting it for free?
>>72455670
so this is the power of the rural cuck
i could have dominos at my door within 23 minutes
>>72455734
Been to Glasgow once and really didn't like it. It felt like a post-war city.
Take a note this comes from a Belfast fag.
>>72455721
depression is what you get for failing for the STEM meme
>>72455639
why feel bad for paying for something you want.
who knows. it may boost your confidence to pursue women who dont need paying.
no respect for you if you don't remember this gimmick
Bit odd how the educational systems pretty much universally assume a cookie cutter universal curriculum with premade modules and assignments is ideal for bringing millions of children up to speed and prepare them for life in the adult world where the knowledge you'll need to support yourself isn't premade or universal in any sense whatsoever.
Reckon that's why teens have a hard time adjusting, there's no module to teach them how to handle adult situations.
>>72455722
200 mayrfair kingsize
>>72455784
I just want it to be over so I can get a 9-5 job and return to my turboweeb life.
>london
doing a shop
>>72455806
You mean that gimmick which was posted 3 days ago?
pretty chink girl just showed me her tits on skype
>300 posts of shitpost in a blink of eye
>>72455686
its probably somewhere in West London which has been virtually taken over by pakis unfortunately. I used to work in one heavily infected town and there was a bomb scare/terror alert at least once a week when the police would raid a pakis house and find bomb preparation materials.
britain used to be something else
>>72455808
Niggers.
>>72455808
What a load of bollocks
>>72455806
there was a time when i thought this was real
can remember doing various google searches like "glasgow big hole" and wondering why i couldn't find anything
very embarrassing
>>72455832
lmao you can actually see my £3500/month tent down on the bottom right.
>>72455845
post chat logs
>>72455832
nah. that skyline is far too symmetrical and visually appealing to be London.
>>72455639
I'm a 28yo KV and i'm too scared to see an escort
Wish I could just stop existing, I'm in hell
>>72455843
first posted it about 3 years ago actually
>>72455835
Ughhh... Our ex lass came from there. Unironically got her doxxed on /pol/ by accident as well haha. Wahey!
reminder this happened
>>72455832
Are those yurts?
>>72455829
Alri
going to scotland next week to visit a mate. other than trying irn bru, what else should i do?
>>72455883
don't believe anybody is this stupid
>>72455975
choose life
>>72455948
You can tell how fake this looks
There were no planes on 911
>>72455933
Are you a functional person or NEET?
If the former, just date an ugly and/or fat bird
>>72455934
But it was posted 3 days ago (probably when you first saw it), so of course people will remember it
>>72455756
>>72455793
theres nothing "wrong" with it, but you're pretty much just confirming you have had no chance at being normal.
NEW THREAD
>>72456014
>>72456014
>>72456014
>>72455883
if a picture of a place has lots of beige or off-white apartment blocks then its usually an ex-soviet country.
>>72455987
it doesnt look that fake to me tbf
>(((free speech)))
>>72455832
where's this? astana? somewhere in central asia surely
>>72456014
>>72456014
>>72456014
MOVE ON CUNTS
doing a late night sad
>>72455945
>Our ex lass
wat
also name?
might know her
>>72455832
Have been there and had a drink at the top of the blue building in the middle
>>72455975
Unless it's edinburgh or deep in the highlands, or one of the quirky little islands, just don't bother. It's literally just really fat chavs, drug addicts, terrible food, and people shouting in utter moonspeak.