One big happy family :)
>>72451681
Why is Ireland crying :(
>>72451765
I'd cry too if I was Irish
>>72451765
Cause hes culturally cucked to Anglo-Burgers
>>72451835
But the Celtic people raped the native Britons for years
>>72451681
When Canada adds Mandarin as an official language, do we get to kick them out of the Anglosphere?
When the US adds Spanish as an official language, will you kick them out of the Anglosphere?
>>72451765
He's just happy that he has such a loving family that always stick up for him :)
reeeeeeee
>>72453533
France can join in too or we can lend you Quebec for a bit :)
And speak english ? no fuck off you fucking leaf
>>72453628
oh come on turn that frown upside down :)
>>72452136
K E K
>>72451681
We are more German and Italian than Anglo
Apple pie and hamburgers and hot dogs are German
Pizza and macaroni are Italian
>>72454523
Apple pie is dutch
Also no you are anglo, you speak english and hate the french.
Can't be more anglo than that
>>72451681
what's up guys! /fr/ here
>>72455909
this makes me sad
literally a nigger language now
>>72455998
C'est ton problème. Fais des bébés et encourage tes amis à en faire beaucoup aussi!
De toute façon beaucoup d'Africains abandonnent le français pour l'anglais et le chinois car c'est plus rentable.
>>72455998
LE MÉME LANGUAGE
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/match/ERUP3936237
>>72454765
we dont hate the french
can i be here too pls ;(
>>72456445
I thought you guys left for China?
>>72451765
from happiness, of all the love and support around them
>>72451681
if aus was that easter pepe it'd be perfect
>>72451765
>when there is a bad potato season
>>72456395
>>72451805
fuck you finland always moaning about us
>>72451681
Stop posting this pls
All those countries legalised gay marriage before us and we literally dont have any antifa groups?
>>72456696
>2001 was 16 years ago
meanwhile
>>72456809
nice
>>72451681
And the friends came too :)
Who is the autistic boy of the family?
>>72456809
what happened in 2003
>>72456809
>>72456947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ_1hWqSz6I
>>72456942
all of them but Ireland is severely.
>>72457103
Not really. Most Irish people are very outgoing and social in real life, Canadians on the other hand...
>>72457153
>This autistic reading comprehension
>>72457153
It's oke Eire, the alcoholism and fetal alcohol syndrome make it hard for you.
>>72457220
what?
>>72457238
how will ireland ever recover???
>>72457358
Just let go of the bottle, your family is here for you.
>>72456942
Ireland but they're family anyway. It's like they wanted to leave home but moved into the shed in the back garden instead
>>72457358
No comma after "all of them" means he's saying all of them except Ireland is severely autistic.
>>72457492
I didnt imply at any stage that I didnt comprehend that you fat fuck. Canadians are severely autistic, its known. Americans too, literally and figuratively.
>>72457426
Ireland does not want to be apart of some "family" with the Anglo world :))
>>72457436
Ireland has no desire to be apart of some ridiculous fantastical autistic notion of "family", you spastics that personify countries like this are worse than bronies and furries tbqh
>>72457691
Look how cute he is, pretending to be all rebellious and shit
Aren't the Irish basically the Catholic Anglos? In all of the British settler colonies, the Irish seem to be the ones who brought Catholicism.
Except in the US where it was the Germans and Italians and Poles
>>72457691
You faggot
>>72457798
Why are Americans so fucking cringey? Jesus Christ you are NOT anglo. You just arent. It has nothing to do with being "rebellious" theres a legitimate differentiation and this has been noted through centuries of conflict and war, I wouldnt expect you to know this since Americans generally have a tenuous grasp on everything they open their fat fucking mouths to remark on.
Go shart in mart you fat wankstain.
>>72457691
I'm not personifying countries and you don't speak for the people of Ireland. we historically have a lot of ties, aside from the fact we used to be the same country, and nothing can really undo the common heritage our people have.
I mean, bar some restrictions, you can literally vote in our elections join our army and jointly represent each other in various sports.
>>72458025
Suppose you do have a point there. This notion of an "anglosphere" with fucking Canada and America is stupid though, I can understand AUS and NZ, but North Americans...
>>72457972
That's an adorable temper tantrum. Keep trying your best Ireland!
>>72457972
No the are the true heirs of Ireland
>>72458218
Again, just cringe
>!
>>72456750
thanks
all me
>>72458145
lol go bomb a lorry you stupid mick
>>72458145
Someone's just a bit triggered.
>>72458145
Thank you.
We're not ANGLO at all. We're way more German than Anglo
>>72458145
Why Canada? I mean yanks I can maybe understand since they have a lot of heritage from all over europe.
and you're right angloshpere isn't really a thing everyone knows about but the countries:
>maintain a close affinity of cultural, familial, and political links with one another. Additionally, all of these countries (except Ireland) are militarily aligned under the following programs: UKUSA Agreement (signals intelligence), Five Eyes (intelligence), Combined Communications Electronics Board (communications electronics), The Technical Cooperation Program (technology and science), Air and Space Interoperability Council (air forces), AUSCANNZUKUS (navies), and ABCA Armies.
>>72451681
>Fosters
Why are paddies always so angry?
>>72458385
should be easter pepe and vb
>>72458218
>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents
>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller
>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire
>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam
>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"
>Americans are shot dead by North Korean border guards in their dozens annually during attempted guerilla attacks waged with the intention of "getting revenge for Pearl Harbour"
>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"
>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"
>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches
>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings
>Americans have formally petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to change their definition of snow to "God's refutation of the falsehood of global warming."
>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order
>>72458308
>>72458310
>>72458393
Aha fuckin brilliant and we're the autistic ones...
North Americans must literally receive vaccinised 'tism at birth
>>72458393
the one day of the year they get any semblance of recognition isn't for another 364 days
>>72458447
More like a jimmie, it would more accurately reflect the stereotype.
>>72456792
>implying
Australia hasn't done it yet, my Celtic brother
>>72458355
Canada sold out to the French and have it as an official language, you can't include them in the Anglosphere tbqh
>>72458524
I could care less if I lived in the most important or least important country on Earth, that really means fuck all for me on a personal level
>>72458503
why did we invite these guys again?
>>72458549
thanks to mad dog abbott
>>72458665
>could care less
should of learnt english at school instead of counting potatoes you mong
>>72458612
British beat them at the plains of Abraham, but didn't kick them out.
>>72458716
Mate not a single female on the island of Ireland looks like that, that literally and unironically looks like the grinch
Nice refutation of your autism by posting an autistic cartoon from the 17th century tho
>>72458503
Behold: the luck of the Irish
>>72458780
I trust Shakespeare over some random mick on a Polynesian broker forum.
>>72458826
>Propaganda slandering the Irish and Spanish at a time when Britain was at war with both the Irish and Spanish
Why are Americans so stupid?
>>72457972
This
>>72458740
>should of
>of
>>72458878
>Shakespeare rose from the dead to create anti Irish propaganda
hmmm... so this is the power of americans..
Americans are literally so fucking stupid, everyone hates them and they get embarrassed in every altercation they get themselves in
Cant wait until White Americans become a minority and fucking die, shouldnt be long now
>>72451681
I don't want to be in this family. Ireland isn't like the colonies, we were a competing old world culture. We had our styles and sensibilities. We got cucked by England.
We shall never nor shold we ever forget that. To act as if we happy being just another member of the anglospere club is disrespectful to those before us and the rituals of the past which still resonate within us.
>>72459053
lol cry harder you damp celtic monkey. England will cuck you until the end of fucking time
>>72458461
>Complains about cringe
>Posts even more cringe
Are things alright at home mate?
>>72459045
>t. mehmet abdul kareem
>>72459045
I can only imagine the tears streaming down your face as you furiously typed this.
>>72458974
>>72458904
>>72458780
>Tfw you will never be this mad at 16 year old Murrican shitposters
>>72459045
unironically agree
>>72459152
>Mate
Im not who youre replying to but stop trying to use British colloquialisms, its embarrassing
>>72459127
Not really, there will be a united Ireland by the end of this century. Demographics are shifting, Sinn Fein won a plurality and this year was the first time the Unionists lost a majority. Most Americans like the Irish, but of course the dregs of society, the lonely virgins that lurk around here wont. Whatever, USA will always stick up for Ireland, we are your Israel in Europe.
>>72459279
Because you fall for it. How autistic are you to get bothered by small shit like that?
>>72459207
>>72459182
Again, what is this? Is this actually an attempt to invoke anger? Christ, just stop replying. Its fucking embarrassing even to talk to you cunts over the internet nevermind real life.
>>72459045
Good stuff lad. Get it all out. You tell 'em.
>>72459279
>Most Americans like the Irish, but of course the dregs of society, the lonely virgins that lurk around here wont.
You realize we we know this right? We're laughing at you for getting so angry at a bunch of irrelevant American NEETs on an anime imageboard.
>When a paddy replies to your post
>>72459480
Im not angry, bullying Americans is a laugh. Piss poor imitation of le "banter".
Every Irish person I've met is short and frail-looking. Why do they have such a poor gene pool?
>>72459053
What styles and sensibilities? How is Ireland in any way different?
>can't harvest potatoes because you're short and frail
>die
Ireland, everyone
>>72459521
>oh fer feck sake
i laugh way too much at this, if I was jew I'd do the same but dressed as an ultra-orthodox jew
Stop making fun of the Irish guy, I just spent yesterday drinking black and tans and carbombs to celebrate their culture.
>>72459588
>half their population decimated since they relied on one crop for sustenance
>quarter of the survivors left for america
>only own 75 percent of their island
>nation of drunks
lots of factors to consider
>>72459528
>I'm not angry
>>72459255
>$72,000 for room and board
>$31,000 for anesthesia
>$36,000 for an MRI scan
Jesus wept
>>72459588
Ireland is two inches taller than the US on average and being chronically overweight doesnt constitute being "frail". If anyone is weak or frail its Americans because they're too cowardly to fight poorer Africans and Latinos without weapons. Scum.
Kiwis >>>> Ireland internet defense force
>ITT
All Irish people are ugly
why are the irish so ugly?
>>72459762
>>72459836
British people are just as ugly as Irish people tbqh
I need another (You) from Ireland. Please call me a fat stupid American.
>>72459836
Same reason why the kiwis are ugly.
please do not bully the irish
Why is fetal alcohol syndrome so prevalent in Ireland?
>>72452136
America does not have an official language
If english isnt official then there is no way to add spanish as one
>>72459746
Holy shit aussies have the best bantz
Why are Irish people so short?
>>72459867
they literally aren't
>>72459885
kiwis of irish descent, probably
A famine perhaps?
>>72459940
they don't eat enough potatoes
>haha look lads i posted the green frog again, eirecucks BTFO!!!11!!!
Do the Irish still have British landlords?
>>72459971
Yes they are
>>72459993
We are an inch taller than the UK on average, two inches taller than the US, dont know where this meme comes from
>be Irish
>England eats all your potatoes and exercises the right of primae noctis
>die
>>72459608
Hard to grasp, you feel it though. We are more spiritual, Far less judeo. The remnants of our pagan beliefs are still apparent if you look for them.
>>72454765
Nah were mostly german except for spics
Why do people even go to Ireland? There's nothing there but those shitty cliffs, which can probably only be appreciated after drinking yourself into a coma at the local pub because you're a short paddy
>>72459762
>>72459905
>>72459940
>>72459984
>>72460043
>>72460087
Would you fuck up you eejyt, you're making us seem autistic infront of the yanks
fuck off and post about anime on eire you wank
>>72460087
>The remnants of our pagan beliefs are still apparent if you look for them.
I figured as much, considering all the Catholicism
>>72460068
Not according to this picture of an actual Irishman
>>72460152
>Caring about what yanks think
BAHAHAHA!!
>post yfw lack of potatoes has a direct correlation with lower IQ
>>72460267
Im belittling them and you are thwarting my efforts
why are irishmen alcoholics who beat their wives?
I like Ireland and Irish people
anyone who bullies them will have to go through me first
>134 posts
>40 posters
hmmm the yank seems to be samefagging VERY hard
ireland must have touched a nerve
>>72460285
LITTLE
Things that Autists are fixated with:
>IQ
>Height
>Race
Things that the Americans in this thread are obsessed with:
>IQ
>Height
>Race
Americans unironically receive an autism vaccine at birth
>>72460114
That map is bullshit
post britpepes
>>72452136
I think we should already be kicked out. British-descended people are still the largest ethnic group in the US, but they don't form a majority anymore. We're only an "anglo" country in terms of language and culture at this point.
>>72458355
>AUSCANNZUKUS
>Aus can succ us
yes please
>>72460375
So even more mixed and muddled than I thought
Amerimutts need took out and shot systematically
>>72460332
>Trying to trick the Irish again in to thinking you're on their side
Nice try perfidious albion
>>72460087
What?
The Irish are just slightly more hot blooded and more melanchonic than the English. Thats literally it, rural England and rural Ireland are basically the same thing with the only real difference being Catholicism (in the ROI anyway)
>>72460375
Its an older one, im aware of its innacuracy
But either way as a country were extremely german
If you know about history we almost joined WWI on the german side
>pay up, paddy
>>72451681
All rook the same
>>72460432
>Amerimutts need took out and shot systematically
i thought your masters taught you how to speak english?
>>72454523
>>72460114
>We are mostly German
No we aren't. German ancestry is wildly over-reported in the US. All these Johnsons and Adamses with one German grandparent running around shouting "we wuz kaisers n sheeit"....ridiculous.
Lovely trainwreck of a thread. A mad Irish poster and a bunch of yanks attempting their flow-chart approach at humour
>>72460438
woah is that the beady guy! epic meme ahaha! can you post the green frog again with something in regards to potatos or alcohol? that was epically banterous
>>72460445
I live in rural Ireland and I can guarantee its not the same
>>72460420
>We're only an "anglo" country in terms of language and culture at this point.
Do americans actually believe this shite? ahahahah you dont have a culture, youre all fucking fat corporate drones
>>72460485
Midwest is German mate
>>72460451
>But either way as a country were extremely german
No, either way we aren't. Even the silly overinflated estimates say that there are 40 million "German-Americans" in the US, that's barely even 1/8 of the country's population. Most of those "German" counties are virtually empty too.
>>72460518
did not read
>>72459528
"Im not angry!" Séamus furiously types, his crusty, Tayto covered fingers leaving marks on his mums shitty old desktop. He seethes with contempt over all the times his American and Australian cousins would laugh and bully him. Tears stream down his fat, chubby face as he remembers how lonely he fealt last night at the pub, sipping his Murphy's quietly in the corner as hordes of filthy foreigners grope and flirt with HIS women. "If only Collins or Boru were here to genocide every last foreigner off our glorious Éire" he says, smiling cheekily as he absolutely destroys a Yank in an internet arguement on a Cambodian Carpet Weiving Forum, content in that he had done his small part in securing Ireland's future culture and heritage fulfilled for the day.
REMINDER
>>72460518
So how , exactly, is it different from rural England?
And before you have a go at me i am anglo-irish so i dont hate ireland
>>72460496
What makes me love this family.
>>72460629
Why is Seamus O'Seamus so short?
>>72460557
Doesn't change the fact that the actual number of "Germans" in the US, even if you believe the inaccurate self-reported surveys that boost the number, don't even crack 13% of the country's population. We're more Mexican than we are German.
>>72460614
What a fantastical tale
That "America is predominantly German" autist has shown up again right on que
>>72460297
You are mistaken. We just have different ideas of appropriate responses. I am a gifted 4d chess player.
>>72460701
>>72460496
Shutup you gimp
jesus christ this thread is awful
that mental irish poster did his country a disservice
ireland btfo ITT
>>72460700
I wonder what it is that encourages him and so many other people to proudly push the idea that we're mostly German.
>>72460805
>>72460700
Well you arent "anglo"
>>72460285
funny how europe never considers the elephant in the room of albania
>>72460843
Of course we aren't. But we're more "anglo" than we are German, even though that's not saying much because there are literally more blacks than Germans in the US.
ITT: leprechaun getting BTFO
>>72458461
we do this too though
>>72461247
He did say pAmericans
>>72460395
>>72460150
Why is he so smug tho? He just crapped himself.
Not a single kiwi in this entire thread.
Are they ok?
>>72461423
Just observing.
Carry on.
>>72461372
I went to a walmart in up state ny once and sharted. Apparently I was the one millionth shart at that location and received a complimentary ar-15 (couldnt bring it back to Canada so I had to donate it to the local homeless shelter).
Maybe that's why?
>>72460332
this 2bh
He's really trying to hide his rage
they are so painfully unfunny
>>72461828
It's him and the Paddy poster acting autistic at one another
>>72461900
true tbf
>>72461423
Do you need to ask?
good show, enjoyed it. keep it up ireland, no-one likes america.
I love you ireland, ill move there soon
Phytophthora infestans?
I wanna be part of this
>>72451765
he learned that uk killed and raped his mother
Jesus Christ paddies are literally the easiest people to trigger, embarrassing
>>72465361
If I was drinking with him, I'd buy him a black and tan, it'd calm his nerves.
>>72456947
freedom fries happened
>>72456981
What the hell, why is approval of Canada so high?
It's cold up here. Everything's more expensive.
>>72456884
france pal i think your taxi is waiting outside
>>72471484
We just like Canadians.
>>72471484
idk the NHL
I do love how every Anglo thread results in us infighting. Truly the best of families.
>>72451980
United States has a higher percentage of Spanish speakers than we have French and Mandarin speakers combined.