/brit/

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cara

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the farting gf

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The men are kicking the ball lads

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someone posted this a while back

>>72449698
Mental illness

What the fuck is wrong with Americans

PIP payment will be going up by 75p per week from April, lads.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORRRRRMIIIIIEEES STOP HAVING FUN THIS INSTANT!

>>72449698
Sometimes me an my ex gf would sit around doing big farts, good times

>>72449702
EPIC, I'LL POST THAT IN THE GROUP CHAT X

>>72449742
"accidentally" shat on my gf during sex once

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>>72449713

>>72449721
good post. literally laughed out loud.

what does make americans so fucked up? genuinely curious

shes cute

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39315449

when will they learn

fuck everyone in this thread

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>>72449778

the more i think about it the more pissed off i get that im not studying fucking computer science
REEEEEEE i want to change course

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Reminiscing about my ex gf, she used to start masturbating in random places, so fucking hot

>>72449804
>The attacker is described as a white

surprise surprise

>>72449849
like where

>>72449849
sounds grim if im honest
imagine if a bloke did that hahaha

>>72449849
that's disgusting

>>72449849
sounds like a filthy slag

>>72449849
that's disgusting

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want to move to a low iq mining town

spending paddys day outside ireland really puts into perspective how daft the whole thing is

Jesus Christ the Jessica Lowndes leaks are fucking hot

>>72449777
I "accidentally" started pissing on my gf during sex once, luckily she liked it so I carried on. pissed all over her, even in her hair and she fingered herself to climax

>>72449849
need an experimental slutty provocative gf

the gf I've had for a year is sweet and qt but so vanilla and shy

makes me go "aww" rather than wanting to fuck her

>>72449889
>>72449899
hmm

Nicola Sturgeon talking about a new referendum sounds exactly like pro-brexit speeches yet she's going to fight for independence to immediately join the EU

absolutely H O W L I N G

>>72449707
and you saved it
why

>>72449908
v comfy

gf's been watching that new iron fist
looks okay

>>72449930
well it is

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ah yes lloyds bank

>>72449884
On a coach, in a restaurant, one time in the woods when we went on a walk, she stripped totally naked, started wanking and then I fucked her silly

>>72449935
wow it's almost as if being a sovereign nation isn't incompatible with being in the EU

>>72449952
would be even comfier if it wasn't a shithole

glad there was no social media when i was at school

>>72449719
alri

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>tfw 6'5
>tfw taller than 99% of people
>tfw girls automatically prefer me to my 5'8 manlet friends

I've got a bit of a tip I'd like to share with you lads. If there is no toilet paper in the loo after a big, messy shit, don't try wiping your arse with those Flash bleach toilet wipes you mum keeps on the tank unless you enjoy the feeling of a blowtorch being aimed directly onto your ringpiece.

>>72449891
She was but she was really pretty

>>72449986
alri grandad

>>72449935
I feel bad for the Scots having this silly piece of shit leading their national party. She's a fucking disaster.

>>72449986
grandad>>72449993

>>72449911
arli lyon lad

>>72449960
euston mentioned

>>72449986
media is a plural hon it's "were no"

>>72449912
Dunno who she is and don't CARE

>>72449960
They're honestly horrible. They had an advert up in my town showing a multicultural group of niggers, as if that's somehow meant to be relatable to us. My town is 99% white.

>>72449960

euston is so grim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjHr-6Zl5P8

ANOTHER banger from Ed this lad is on fire

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Why is Yakult so fucking tasty

>went out for St Patricks yesterday
>in the toilet in some little bar
>place is HEAVING
>queing for a piss, im bursting
>get to urinal
>i can't piss
>literally feel like i'm going to piss myself yet nothing will come out
>there's about 10 people queueing behind me
>stood there with my cock out for 5 minutes doing nothing, trying to relax so I can go
>eventually I get too self conscious and just give up
>had to come back 5 mins later and queue for the cubical so I could piss like a racehorse

fucking hate being a social retard

>>72450010
>>72450022
>before 2007
>grandad
wew alri 16 year olds?

>>72449995
Do you think you'd could get more pussy than a 5'9 Tom Hardy?

>>72449999
just use babywipes

>>72450055
Happens to plenty of people lad

>>72450014
>feel bad for scots
They voted for her

>>72449995
Genuinely feel bad when I enter a group and just command everyone's attention and I can see the manlets start to seethe.

anyone ever had their bum licked by a woman?

>>72450010
>>72450018

shan't be paying any regard to the opinions of literal children

>>72450067
Andrex flushables

>>72450056
>myspace
>bebo

hmm

Whatever Jimmy Savile did in his personal life shouldn't detract from his legacy as an entertainer

>>72449995
6'5 is freak territory, that doesn't happen you fucking lamp post

>>72450028
Don't be racist goy

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>>72450055
>cubical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98zp5F3gNrs

>>72449926
jaypost bait

>>72450086
Do you think they voted her, or the SNP?

>>72449986
How old? I think facebook near enough just started when I went to school in 2005

the ideal height is 6'2

>>72450112
t. 5'10" but tells everyone he's 6'

>>72450107
>bebo
literally who
also MySpace was nothing like modern social media

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>>72450134

>>72449995
6'4 master race here, you're just a tad too tall tbqh

who remembers blackberries in school haha

>>72450051
good bacteria

>>72450109
This.

We never got top of the pops here in Canada, but watching the interviews he did online, the man was a laugh-riot. I don't care how many kids he abused. The fucker had an exquisite sense of humour.

>>72450055

I can't piss at the urinal because my dick drips piss for ages

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me on the right

You lads watching the England rugby match this aft? Man catch the egg, yes

>>72450134
think i'd just end up killing myself if i ever started listening to this stuff

Anyone here aged 24 or over?

>>72450109
finally someone said it

>>72450145
t. hungry skeleton that hits his head on doorframes and can't fly on airplanes

>>72450194
born 1999 me

>>72450171
lol whats your bbm pin bruv

>>72450194
not any more

>>72450143

27
people only started using myspace when i was in college

>>72450194
yep

>>72450149
don't change the goalposts

The ideal height is 5'9, polls that show 6'0+ heights as good are jacked up by tall men voting on it to make themselves feel more desirable. Most women want an average height male, it's better for sex positions.

>>72450184
Oversized men rolling about grabbing each other's arses for 80 minutes is not a sport

>>72450207
Love when manlets get triggered.

Who else here a /hardworkingyummymummy/

>>72450192
me too 2bh
its not healthy, feeding your delusions and fantasies will only dig you deeper

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he's never lost a debate.

anyone over 6'2" is a brutish, deformed barbarian

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>>72450245

>>72450194
21 years of age. '96 represent. Was born same year Tupac Shakur died.

You know what they say, a genius dies, another is born.

>>72450194
30

>>72450245
lolno, keep dreaming little man

>>72450143
Facebook didn't really kick off till 2007

>>72450194
24 here

>>72450245
I'm 5'9 and its a fucking disgrace

Literally everyone is taller than me

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>>72450279
sup fellow 96 bro
>tfw 21 soon

feels old man

>>72450249
Fuck you then, tittybiscuits

>>72450109
nonce

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09VxpXbtbtO

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>managed to derail an entire thread with a single height post

manlets will never learn

myspace never really caught on here. we used bebo.

I take fashion advice from a man that's 5'6

if you didn't live through the entire 90s you haven't lived a proper life i'm afraid

if you're over 6'2 you're probably not British, only people that get that tall are JFs

don't know what people are doing on here bragging about being Kraut barbarians

I'm 5'9. it's hilarious

I doubt anyone takes me seriously. I am like a mini man. pocket sized.

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>>72450286
Racists want to genocide THIS?!

>it's a /brit/ spergs out about height episode

jesus christ stop

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I'm 5'8 and I've have a gf

don't quite understand all the height shitposting

>>72450346
>derail an entire thread

Derail it from what exactly, lad? /brit/ is just a stream of idle shit posting.

redpill me on venice

>>72450194
24 this year.

>>72450231
I do remember people using myspace/bebo and making their piczo websites as well as if they're trying to compete but cant hold a candle to fb, even fb wasn't as big then as it was now though iirc.

if you don't like chips and gravy you're probably a muslim

>>72450359
I am 18 but I grew up with VHS and the likes

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at the 'rents house for the night

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When?

creasing over this manlet posting

I'm 5'9 and got stepped on the other day
It's all well and good being average height until somebody is scraping you off their shoe and your body is ground to a fine paste, ballbag and all

>>72450390
>jawline
>hairline
>height
>education

Always guaranteed to get shit loads of responses

>>72450245
alri little guy

I'm just over 6'0" and there are plenty of schoolchildren that are taller than me

>>72450400
Extremely crowded, tons of Africans selling trash

>>72450406
hot chips and gravy (and vinegar) is peak rasheed behaviour
fuck off all of you

>>72450420
looks comfy. post more.

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>lmao manlets must suck not to be a fanny magnet like me

I'm 5'11 and my 6 year old son and all of his friends from school are taller than me, it's hellish

Redpill: the only height prerequisite a woman has for a man to date/fuck is that you're taller than her.

I'm 5'10, but a 5'8 girl called me "tall" and we had very good chemistry, ended up having a fling for a few weeks

>>72450447
>trash
foy

5'9 is the height of a working class person born in the 50s/60s

newer generations are far taller

TEMPZZZZZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKvpVWmZz2Q

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imagine getting banned from tinder

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>>72450428
better idea

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*looks at you provocatively*

if Britain faced a situation similar to WW2. How many Muslims in this country do you think would join the forces?

tfw an almost midget C&Js your deadlift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKsT-zG-w0k

>>72450474
5'6 haha
mustve got into the woman line when they were handing out height genes in daddys bollocks

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How is the casual dating scene in London nowadays?

t. complete assburger visiting this year who is terrified of speaking to women but still cannot help but fantasize about THICC British women

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>>72450505
No la x

Any height under 6'3 was only average during our grandparent's generation. Their grandparents in turn were actually only visible with microscopes. There are infants nowadays that are in the 6 foot range.

women haven't got a clue how tall men are.

>>72450520
probably a fair number since a lot of them are fairly westernised these days

>>72450533
middle class twats

>>72450533
well we slay a lot of pussy in here, what do you wanna know

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>>72450428
never inshalah

>>72450520
We had conscription in WW2.

Pale white women>>>>blacks

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>>72450506
Who is this jizz wizz?

>>72450577
why not both?

>>72450520
Few if any. Muslims are only loyal to their faith. Britain, its liberty, culture and identity means absolutely nothing to these people. Just look at how many are in the forces now - a few hundred.

They'd flee to a safe haven and offer fuck all to any war effort.

>>72450533
full of sheeds

>>72450520
none

>>72450533
London is full of weirdo bisexuals who'll ghost you at a moment's notice, bunch of disloyal poser cunts

SEMEN DEMON:

Dark hair, pale skin, bright eyes

If any of you want a kawaii gf just visit Romania

Romanians trying to speak English just sound so kawaii

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could i pull at least 5/10 slags in britain?

>>72450628
nonce

>>72450634
shave your jugular

need a somali gf who is conflicted about her muslim faith in a westernised world

>>72450562
I had a feeling about that. I may spend some time outside of London, though, depending how long I stay there. Are there better cities for this?

>>72450566
Do you use Tinder or other apps, or do you recommend drinking some liquid courage and braving the club scene?

>>72450628
proofs???

>>72450634
should I shave

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I remember when I first went to uni I missed the first few weeks due to illness so when I got there, all the friendship groups had already settled into routine. Remember this one 5'8" lad who was absolutely IN LOVE with a girl in their little circle of friends. I remember his face when she started talking to me out of the blue one time. I remember hearing him groan whenever she would said "Oh there's anon!" when she noticed me sitting in front of her. I remember when he asked her if she wanted to go get lunch with him and then she turned around and invited me along too even thought I wasn't even part of their friendship group, nor part of that particular conversation. I remember his face when he realised this wasn't going to be the little date he was hoping for.

My favourite part was when we all went to his car to drive to where it was we were going for lunch and she got in the back with me and he drove us there like a taxi driver lmao.

Imagine actually being a manlet lads.

>>72450634
>tired as fuck
I know how u feel but for dating profiles it's better to uh... Take pics in the morning.

need a half black gf with frizzy hair who whimpers when i put it in

>>72450691
>>72450659
very good posts

>>72450623
The Qur'an says the Huris (concubines) of paradise have black hair and eyes, and skin white as milk.

Black hair / pale skin has been the known God-tier combination for centuries. That was the standard of beauty in the Far East, the Islamic world and Europe for thousands of years.

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you arrive in Clapham Junction

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>>72450623
Agreed

>>72450713
>black hair and eyes, and skin white as milk.
native celts/britons?

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>>72450695

>Drama class requires you attend school play and write a review
>Decide to man the fuck up and ask cute girl from class if she wants to go to the play with me
>She agrees, says she'll meet me there
>Wait in theater lobby for her
>She comes in, hand in hand with some guy
>"Hey anon, this is my boyfriend Rob"
>We get in line for tickets, make small talk
>Rob goes "Oh, I forgot my money back home. You think you can spot me bro?"
>Pay for all three of us
>They canoodle throughout the show
>Show ends, headed towards exit
>She asks "hey anon, you think you can give us a ride home?"
>They get in the backseats and start to make out
>About to drop them off
>"Hey anon, can you send me your play review before you turn it in?"
>"Sure thing"
>"Thanks, you're the best"
>Rob pats me in the back and starts laughing

Apart from being manlet dictators who went against Britain and who invaded Russia in winter, want to know what else Napoleon and Hitler had in common?

They were immigrants.

#closetheborders
#dontletthenexthitlercomehere

>>72450713
>tfw dark hair and eyes with pale skin

I'm a boy though.

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just got this in the post, literally shaking

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>>72450731

>>72450723

my £450,000 one bed flat in the background

>>72450774
weren't most people short back in those days?

>>72450746
Considering the area Muhammad was in, it was probably the women of Mount Lebanon and Iran.

>>72450774
Yeah but Steve Jobs parents were immigrants so let them all in

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Me and the gf

>>72450816
modern britons then
gotcha

thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis

lads each day that passes

its not getting any better

haha

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the gf

>>72450634
Yes but wear a different shirt

Does anyone here not use a smartphone?

>>72450855
women are wretches

don't believe anyone can maintain a boner while doing stand up against the wall sex

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fUCK DRUMPF

not reading a single thing this Yank is posting

>>72450884
No I've been using smartphones since about 2008

>>72450884
21 and never had a smartphone, last time I had a phone was back in the mid 2000's with the nokia

not had any friends since 13 so dont need a phone

>>72450832
team rosy on point

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found this shit under my flatmates bed

>>72450855
>and I had a boy at the time anyways
slag

>>72450785
lel

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:(

>>72450937
send me a couple e's lad

>>72450951
>lel
hello 2012

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>>72450850
I try to smother the pain in anime and video games, but it never ends.

>>72450937
perfectly normal

>>72450958
Hahahaha

>>72450958
>I BROKE THE LAW WHY AM I GETTING PUNISHED FOR BREAKING THE LAW???!

Drinking a white chai latte

>>72450958
wtf I hate laws now

>>72450850
lol

>>72450958
David Horsey HAS to be Jewish

>>72450937
stop rooting around your flatmate's bed nonce

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VERY attracted to a mixed race girl at work, I just hope that her pussy is shaved cos I've seen black girl's pubic hair up close and it's grim

>>72450855
Disgusting

wish I was born a girl

>>72450975
what amemeay is this

Why are mixed race girls so attractive?

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Party at my tonight lads x

Got mildly high twice today.
Will have a few bottles of cream sherry I think tonight.

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off to see the archetypes of the unconscious jungian matrix x

>>72450785
>name
>secondary name
>entirely different name on a logo
Then again, it reminds me of American Psycho.

>>72450967
OG /sp/artan here

>>72451046
See you there :3

Biggest regret is not fucking a black girl before I got married

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when is America going to impeach this orange buffoon?

>the heat on your willy as you put it in
Is there ANYTHING better in life lads

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wish i had a low class appalachian gf

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scientists have determined what brits will look like in 2050, and it's beautiful

>>72451046
Strongbow Dark Fruit on draught in pubs is delicious

>>72451105
wasnt there a film about it

with jennifer lawrence

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omg so trueee jesus would totally be a Democrat :P (I'm an atheist btw)

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fuck commies

>>72451100
close, but yes.

i prefer the sound of her gasp as you slide in

>>72451100
bender

>>72451041
Mixture of pretty white facial features and black curves

>>72451132
>her
Disgusting.

>>72451046
>thatchers gold
oh dear oh dear oh dear

ciders are sweet but that takes the piss, leaves sugar crystals on the glass even
vile

>>72451128
why would someone bend their fingers like this and not fully clasped??

>>72451100
When she begs for you to cum inside her and the look on her face as you unleash your swimmers deep in her womb

>>72451126
Protestants and Catholics are fake degenerates

all these political cartoons are really making me question my convictions

>>72451164
True

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>>72451105
They're just Northern Irish m8.

>>72451067
First time I heard that I was nearly in tears

>>72451165
wow.......... x

>>72451116
pleb

>>72451126
>Romney
It's 2017

>>72451100
Taking a piss after a wank.

>>72451095
Probably between 6 months and the next economic meltdown

>>72451196
awh

Post mixed race girls ffs

>>72451214
I have broad tastes, don't knock it until you've tried it pal

>>72451198
>Northern Irish
No such thing

>>72451202
another of the best clips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-hNdUoqRHM

>>72451165
This is the absolute pinnacle of really making people think. Nothing can top it.

black shirts rally in Yorkshire lads, i'm leading it

be there in 5 hours

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>>72451233
>implying the next economic crash is further than 6 months away
Drumpf is literally destroying the country.

>>72451100
Writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro.

>>72451100
Cumming in her anus is the best imo

>>72451252
you might be the worst poster on /brit/. neck yourself

>>72451100

put it in what?

>>72451264
>faggot
FOY

>>72451196
what a nice little pupper

will be funny when normies realise who the 'bankers, elite and politicans' really are

just takes 1 simple check on wikipedia

>>72451260
Fuck off to the south Padraig

>>72451260
They're descended from Ulster Scots.

GOAL - Stoke 1-2 Chelsea
Gary Cahill (85 mins)

Champions elect.

>>72451252
Welshmans wet dream
>>72451286
Stellar post

>>72451281
I know you're just b8ing but he will certainly go down as one of the worst presidents of all time

America is about to have a HAPPENING

I predict Trump's impeachment by next Wednesday
Also Ted Cruz will win the nomination

>>72451196
What's the quintessential British doggo?

>>72451325
JAMMY FUCKING RENT BOYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p4TkRnvNco

screeching

>>72451317
Fuck off back to England or Scotland, Billy.

>>72451272
The one where they start arguing about the quiz team is one of my faves

>>72451317
Triggered
>>72451323
>Ulster-Scots
No such thing, you've never even been to Scotland

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reminder that even if you become a literal billionaire you still wont be able to score better than a 4/10

>>72451309
>>72451345
reddit

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You're truly enlightened when you realise Jesus was exactly like these two blokes here in every single way, except he lived during the 1st century.

>>72451248
oh I have tried it and it's shit

>>72451365
>you've never even been to Scotland
What? What are you babbling about?

The vast majority of the British population is plagued by Foetal Alcohol Syndrome and poor, violent genes from Irish peasant migration

holy shit class mobility is fucking terrible in britain. why?

because there is only 2 unis that people really want to hire out of?

Because of nepotism maybe?

Its genuinely one of the worst advanced countries for "making it on your own"

>man's best friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2b-tajyfvY

>>72451356
lmao is it currently on /tv/?

>>72451371
mong
people get married because they like each other, not because they're beautiful

>>72451313
If the Jews are so clever, how did they lose the Labour party to an Anti-Semite?

>>72451405
>>72451405
>>72451405

>>72451401
You can't be Scottish without being Scottish

>>72450958
good lol

>>72451313
*nglos?

>>72451407
nah

>>72451434
Are you mentally disabled? You're doing taigs a serious disservice right now. Stop it.

>>72450855
>some guy asks her out probably with the same generic message he sends every girl he knows
>girl internalises the idea that the guy is actually really interested in her and that she's crushing him by rejecting him

>>72451424
Populist uprising, the only effective weapon against the hand rubbing menace