Qt's Edition
>>72443163
What are you gonna do?
i have an important question for you
how the fuck do i go on the toilet when im wearing a bath robe?
>>72443220
Carefully
She really got nice eyes.
>>72443196
a few of the neighbors cows died over the winter.
i'm gonna help bury them later today
>>72443308
Well that sucks :/
>>72443308
how did they die?
ive lived at a farm my whole life and that never happend
Looking for someone of either gender who finds my brain problems endearing
mormon gfs
>>72443361
yeah not really thrilled about doing it
>>72443383
lots of snow and when it melted it flooded their lower fields drowning a couple cows
the dumb asses probably could've prevented it
Anybody who writes a food blog will tell you it's not just about writing about food! Sometimes one of your readers will "throw down" a challenge and it's up to the food blogger to meet that challenge.
About 8 months back I was challenged to eat all my meals one day with utensils and any one who knows me will realize that as a busy Mom, there's going to be a "take out" meal that day especially when I'm picking up my hubby and my mixed brood from school and getting them to their after school activities.
Well the fast food that day of the challenge was one of your more well known hamburger places and darn it if I didn't eat my "burger" with a knife and fork. The kids couldn't stop laughing (you know how kids are) and I did draw more than a few amused stares in the hamburger restaurant including a gal from my Yoga class!
The verdict? Hamburgers might be meant to be finger food, but you can just as well enjoy them with a knife and fork. And you also learn that the term "blogger" sometimes entails teaching your kids a lesson about keeping to your word when you lose a wager.
So good eating to all!
go show your cat some love buds
>>72444403
Where did you find this shit hahaha
>>72444403
>but you can just as well enjoy them with a knife and fork
American societal breakdown has been fueled by the breakdown of Christianity as America's national religion desu ne
I've never been to church in my life but I feel that's pretty obvious
>>72444403
>>72443114
> watching youtube atheist videos from 2007
What the fuck happened? Everyone used to be so edgy and contrarian back then.
Now atheists on YouTube are sanitised, and 50% of them are anti-atheist.
>>72445575
>2007
>America has been waging a religious war on behalf of Israel for 6 years
>Anti-Christian sentiment is high
>2017
>Religious attendance is at an all time low and religious institutions have had their public influence eviscerated
>Every other indicator of societal health is in the garbage as well
>Suddenly the days of small town churches don't seem so bad
Hmmmmm......
>2007
>America has been waging a religious war on behalf of Israel for 6 years
had this horrible dream I was 25 and never graduated highschool
I've had dreams involving sex with my mother.
My mother told me if I don't graduate High School this year she'll stop having sex with me.
why is cum dead on Saturday morning. what could you dickheads possibly be doing
>>72446694
It's the day after St. Patrick's day. We're all hungover from our pitiful attempt at socialising and trying to be a normal human being for once.
I've only ever gotten drunk alone in my room. One time I tried to drink at a bar and I got nervous. I left and picked a bottle of bourbon up on the way home
why do people think that having pictures of Trump being shot, hung, burned or generally saying things like "Fuck Trump" // #NotMyPresident make them more American?
It makes you less American. The only American thing going on is you being free to express your commie bullshit without getting arrested
>>72443114
Cute waifu desu
>>72446694
Hangovers
I am so glad my parents split up
They both didn't like me very much but now that they hate each other they have no problem with me
dragon lolis
xth for emily
>>72447385
Delete that and don't ever post this kind of shit here again.
Will cults take just anybody
>>72447423
t. Lucoafag
Meow
>>72447433
If you can survive the initiation process, yes
>>72447485
>Wether or not this is bannable depends on wether a mod interprets it to be a boy or girl
blows my mind desu
>>72447433
Yes.
I'm that one guy who shows up to the suicide cult just for the cyanide.
>Mom wants to send me to a therapist again
oh fuck off
>>72447549
It's a boy
>>72447638
You better do something really sick to get back at her, like collect your cum for months and mix it with your shit and use it to coat the walls of your room believing it keeps the mind control rays from the fucking globalists out.
She'll never think you're crazy then.
I don't want to do anything
I want to do anything, but there is nothing to do.
My doggo has cute warm soft ears
>Now would be an opportune time to exercise for the first time in months
>I'm not going to because I just took a shower and I like feeling clean
Rest in peace France
I upload clips of me reading random things to youtube because I like being able to talk
>>72447867
Something about the election?
>Be American
>Run for President
>Get the most Votes
>Lose
?????????
Drumpf has no chance in Florida
this is from BLACKED, right?
>>72448015
Shooting at Orly Airport
Some guy shot a cop in Paris with birdshot, tried to go to the airport, was stopped by police there and tried to take a soldier's gun
Was shot dead by the other two officers in the unit
I know what all of them really think. Sometimes they slip and tell me
>>72448160
This in no way kills the great nation of France
Do right wing conspiracy theorists like or dislike the armed forces
>>72448214
If a German crossing the Belgian border into France can get the nation to capitulate what do you think someone actually SHOOTING them would do?
> 4 million people in Ireland
> 40 million Irish-Americans
That's a lot of diaspora.
>>72448219
>Do right wing conspiracy theorists like or dislike the armed forces
>>72448274
Irish breed like rats, they were kept on the island to keep their population down.
>>72448274
I'm pretty sure their country still has the most people living abroad too (if not, they might be second to poland)
'CAUSE EVERYTIME WE TOUCH, I GET THIS FEELING
AND EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN'T YOU FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
gonna ruin this chaion
>>72448853
>>72448896
What is this creature?
>>72449108
seductress
Don't post anime
>>72449395
>>72448686
>>72448712
>>72448731
>>72448788
isnt eurodance great
>>72449741
No
>>72449789
>>72449799
yes
Eurodance is one of the worst genres of music out there
>>72449865
Uhh, no
Rate this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZfHpR_Wodc
>>72449974
absolutely terrible, have this GREAT song instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiWtqVtd1Oo
>>72449974
not as good as this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UWR-naeBFQ
I'm depressed just thought I should let everyone know
>>72450125
That's my secret. I'm always depressed.
>>72443114
>giraffe
>>72450125
Weak!
>>72450106
Eurodance is terrible
>>72450106
>>72450116
https://youtu.be/E1tOV7y94DY rate this
Smelly dumb Euro scum
>>72450106
>cum
>pee right after
>benis starts burning from the inside
This is not a before/after picture
This is Phoenix
>>72450782
Amerifat """""culture""""" is such an abomination.
Pic VERY related.
>>72450828
>cherrypicked picture of an American college represents the rest of Americans
ISHYGDDT
>>72450828
>we have the technology to thrive in the desert and can all afford computers, how horrible!
>>72450874
I don't know if I would call life in Phoenix living
>>72450782
>all that empty space
>can't put the development on a grid
As if they didn't suck enough
>>72450778
You gave yourself an STD
>>72450782
>simcity2000.jpg
>>72450828
>>72451002
>squiggly arab runes
pls leave
>>72451002
>living in Missouri
>cum
>nothing comes out
>was supposed to go to Lake Tahoe for spring break
>it's supposed to snow all week
Mierda
>>72451147
Cold weather only stops normies
>>72451247
I like cold weather but not everyone does. Maybe we'll go up there for a day or two but not the entire week.
>>72451147
Enjoy
Yung Lean is so horrible but I can't stop listening to him.
Bought NieR: Automata, buds
>>72451335
Kind of feel that way about Waka Flocka, but I don't really like rap to begin with.
>>72451339
Good taste.
>>72451335
just remind yourself that hes a Merkel agent designed to normalize refugee culture in Sweden
>tfw think Latinas are cute but would still prefer if they were all deported
>>72451339
How is it? GPU intensive?
>tfw think that Slavs in California are cute but I don't live there
hmmmmm
good morning
>>72451771
Sam Hyde is just over a decade older than me
>tfw think that Moors in South Dakota are cute but they're all taken
>>72451757
It's still installing.
>>72451379
BAW BAW BAW BAW BAW BAW
>>72451886
>moor
>Black Irish
>>72452016
The Mick is from my dad's side and the Spic is from my mom's
>36% of Americans have a passport
Why should I take the opinion about other countries of an American seriously?
>>72452072
So you're 100% not white?
>>72452103
I have a passport but it's not an American passport.
>tfw my ancestors kept the bloodline pure by any means necessary
>tfw 100000% Basque
>>72452103
Because we're better than you
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtWTUt2RZh0
>>72452103
Because we're better than you
what's the name of the muscle that tenses your butthole and moves your penis upwards?
>>72452176
Hello my Basque brother
>>72451339
It runs like ass tbqh. Refunded it.
>tfw welsh, prussian, and swedish ancestry
>>72452231
Your hand
>>72452231
Pelvic floor or keagle or something
>>72452285
We wuz separatists n sheit
>>72452360
>Prussian
So Germanized Slavic?
>>72452424
Poles in denial
>>72452470
>>72452424
delete this mates
>>72452424
Do you not know what the Teutonic Order did?
is this a real unaltered picture?
>>72452485
You guys are german don't worry, ran a PCA on people with prussian ancestry and they plotted in modern Germany, they just have notable baltic ancestry compared to other Germans
>>72452517
it says colorized right there you fucking idiot
>>72452517
Is this guy in hiding or some shit?
>>72452517
>(1929, colorized)
>is this unaltered
Stinky dumb Native scum
>it's a peaceful and warm saturday morning
>no friends
>bored
what should i do?
>>72452858
vidya or anime
>>72452858
Read something interesting outside
>>72452517
he actually wears suits that are kinda big, yes
>>72452858
when youre alone and life is making you lonely you can always go downtown. just listen to the music of the traffic in the city. linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty. how can you lose? the lights are much brighter there you can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares, so just go downtown
morning /cum/dumpsters
>>72453224
Hey qt
>>72453343
>>72453421
*gives u the succccccccccc*
>it's a peaceful warm saturday
>many friends, but I ignore every request to hang out
>can hardly bring myself to get out of bed
what should i do?
>>72453557
get out of bed
which one of you americans posted the first comment in this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVWp8HEMXIc&t=476s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LECquYcMFUw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC_wcFDpLmw
>>72453557
shart the bed
Anyone remember playing Jones in the fast lane as a kid?
>>72453791
dunno what that is
moot is olev
is bigfoot real?
>>72453937
RIP ;_;
http://winnipeg.ctvnews.ca/pretty-steady-flow-of-people-illegally-crossing-border-reeve-1.3330694
reeee
Which Conservative candidate will build a wall?
>>72454068
Sad how he cut all lines of communication to him from us 2bh
feels a bit like getting dumped.
>>72454062
Yes.
>>72454117
If we build a wall, you won't have to
how do I get a gf (female)?
>>72454622
Go outside and talk to girls
>>72454669
I tried that, it didnt work
looking for alternative solutions
>>72454707
Buy one from Ukraine
Donald Trump was a mistake.
>>72454707
Online dating?
>>72454752
those dont last
they leave as soon as they get into the country
going to san francisco in two weeks for spring break
>Donald Trump was a mistake.
>>72454821
we could hangout, f@m
>>72454858
only time off I'll have is friday night.
Meeting with companies the rest of the week
What kind of defeatist pussy faggot came up with the idea of the sunk cost "fallacy"
>people still think the wall is being built
Quite humorous.
>f@m
>>72454810
You're awfully picky for someone so desperate. Here's one who will never leave you
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/gf/32638603567.html
>>72454942
these are so last gen
new ones have heaters inside them and react to your touch
only 12k more
a fucking steal considering the maintenance in the long run for a real gf
>>72454924
t. Jorge Gonzalez Lopez De Escobar Rodriguez
>>72454942
>Asian face
>>72443114
Is that Nikita Klæstrup?
>donald drumpf was a mistake
It literally is not that hard to get a girlfriend
>>72455118
What if you're 4'3 and have a facial deformity?
>>72455083
looks like her tho
>>72455118
t. normie
Daaaaadddyyyy oh my godddddd fuckkkkk yes
pic related is me
do i have a chance at a gf?
>>72455118
ikr
>>72455234
Totally, just b.e. yourself
>tfw too ugly to get a cute girlfriend
>tfw too much of a social retard to get an ugly girlfriend
Thanks for reqding my blog.
>>72455359
>tfw decent looking enough to have girls show interest
>too much of a social retard to go anywhere with any of it
It tough, being so close yet so far
Which pharmaceutical drugs will give me the motivation to finish my assignments?
LAND OF THE FREE
>>72455485
adderal
couldve gone the rest of my life without watching that
>>72455539
too much sharting and not enough wiping
>>72455539
what's wrong with his skin
>>72455562
You also could've gone the rest of your life without reading this post but you didn't
>>72455645
The beetus
Every girl i was ever remotely interested in has always been a couple years older than me
In school it was always 1-2 years older because my parents admitted me as soon as was legally possible, and now everyone who lives around me or is at college or work is like 5 years older than me. Every time someone finds out my age its always a massive disappointment.
Thanks for reading my blog it means a lot like comment and subscribe.
>>72455749
i;m the opposite, 26 now and still attracted to 18-21yos
less baggage better looks
Le blog XDDD
thx 3 reading DXXX
>>72455862
How come the challenger II is one of the only NATO aligned main battle tanks without a non-concentric bore evacuator, same with your past tanks
is it hipster if i listen to led zeppelin?
>complaining about blogposting in an /int/ general
>>72456051
even /mu/ listens to Led
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rxl5KsPjs
Can't get over how beautiful this is
>I care about what /mu/ does or says
>>72456103
I'm not complaining about blogposting, I'm complaining about people pseudo-ironically blogposting because they think they have to do it ironically to fit in
>even /mu/ listens to Led
I dont see how that was katana-quotable
>>72456152
i agree that is obnoxious
have never apolgized fior one once
who else here gonna be /MassEffectAndromeda/
>unironically playing a mass effect game
>who else here gonna be /MassEffectAndromeda/
want a hamburger
>>72456528
>ripcity
>>72448274
Well, I am technically Irish American, I have an Irish last name and so do both of my parents, but my ancestry goes back before the revolution on both sides, so I am really a European mutt(still 6ft 1 and Aryan tho). A lot of "Irish" Americans are the same, just people who happen to have Irish last names but are actually euro mutts. The Mick's just kind of came over in a wave and jizzed in that fre$h Brit and and German pucci en masse, didn't waste time fucking each other.
>quacks
>>72456593
shameful fucking helf
>>72443272
Sorry for your loss
>americans have no cultu-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6q5_7fVjEg
>>72456678
Is Ebbers a Lithuanian last name
>>72456528
>Sports
The only team I slightly keep up with is the STL Cardinals, but honestly I would rather jack off and play Vidya/watch animu than watch Chad throw a ball around for more money than I could hope to get in 100 lifetimes.
>>72456693
nope, why ask?
>The only team I slightly keep up with is the STL Cardinals, but honestly I would rather jack off and play Vidya/watch animu than watch Chad throw a ball around for more money than I could hope to get in 100 lifetimes.
>>72456704
>I would rather jack off and play Vidya/watch animu than watch Chad throw a ball around for more money than I could hope to get in 100 lifetimes
>>72456693
Maybe shared, but I know a family of dutch folk who've lived here as farmers for generations with that name, no lithuanian ancestry as far as I know.
>>72456746
He's right though
>>72456746
yes?
Reminder that someone had to bring boogie his award at the VGA because he was literally too fat to stand up
>He's right though
>>72456741
>>72456773
Thanks
He's this pretty damn tall bronzeish colored dude in our machine gun section and I was just curious to know
>>72456746
He's right, t.former football player
>>72456859
hope this guy dies soon so he will be out of his misery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhqmRYoR3k
>>72456928
stop posting this frog
>>72457026
no
>>72457026
Don't tell him what to do
>>72457060
dont tell him what not to do
>>72457057
what is he eating?
>>72457100
Snow I guess
I wonder if the Queen would vote for UKIP
Imagine being cucked enough to have a Queen
>>72457278
Imagine being cucked enough to post on 4chan
I'm glad I'd never do that
>>72457278
I like the queen
I like Tucker Carlson
>I like the queen
>>72457100
Cocaine
>>72457342
Thats because your a cuck
I have a headache buds
>>72457414
Jack off after taking two Advil
>>72457381
>>72457387
Can I get a quick rundown on this meme?
>>72457434
>jacking off
Nah
It's been a month since I've last slapped the monkey
>>72457414
Jack off after taking 6 Benadryl
>>72457564
what
>uni stops bus service for spring break, so I have to spend like 10 bucks a day taking a bus and uber to/from work
>>72457564
When are the Chinks finally going to mercy kill the West
Good morning. Today, I want to talk about blasphemy. What is the right punishment for blasphemy?
>>72457672
get a bike
>>72457700
eternal damnation
>>72457702
I cant ride my bike home, its on top of a giant hill
>>72457700
Define blasphemy
there is no god
>>72457672
Mine closed everything for spring break
>tfw I live off campus so it doesn't matter to me
>>72457739
being gay or disliking baseball
>>72457787
>being this obsessed
>why yes, I do enjoy Negrohoop
>>72457819
>turning your back on the word of the lord
I-it's not that bad, right?
>>72457881
No more than you have, nigger
>>72457917
these websites also fuck your credit score
Is weed good? I was too much of a straight edge as a teen and now I kinda want to try it.
what is this?
>>72457917
jesus christ nigger how many payments have you missed
>>72457973
>still retaining chastity
>not gay
>I was a cub scout
meanwhile you
>are gay
>take it in the pooper
>>72458020
not as good as alcohol
>>72457917
wowzer
>>72458070
>>still retaining chastity
only because you can't get some
>>not gay
closet case
>>I was a cub scout
mega closet case
>being this ignorant
Won't be responding
>>72458176
very rude
Got 1 hour of sleep last night buds, was woken up out of it by a vivid nightmare.
Tossed and turned with racing, confused thoughts, anxiety and muscle spasms for another 8, + another 3 or 4 this morning trying to get back to sleep. Quite torturous withdrawing from substances that act on GABA. Ordered some Baclofen from Poland recently which could save me months of misery if all goes well. I'd love Poland for the rest of my life and never touch alcohol, phenibut, or any addictive substance again for that matter.
(Please keep me in your prayers, my reality often feels nightmarish).
back from the hike
>>72457737
>I cant ride my bike home, its on top of a giant hill
Fatty
>>72458356
yep, Im pretty fat
>>72458399
If you rode your bike more you would lose weight and have better health in general
Considering Americans don't have passports.
Where do they go to on vacation? What are the most popular destinations within the country?
>>72458001
How so?
>>72458042
A lot. I didn't pay one card for about a year while it was overdrawn, and another for a few months.
>>72458474
Hawaii
California
Florida
>>72458040
Propaganda by lesibans who belive that they're being shackled down by the system. Girls simply cannot love girls.
>>72458474
The UP of Michigan is fucking great
>>72458504
I didn't even know you could go to Hawaii without a passport.
>>72458261
state?
I loved hiking every morning for months (before degenerating into) >>72458237
>>72443114
>>72447009
>>72455015
>>72455083
>>72455166
>>72458514
The UP is Canadian, though.
>>72458474
vacations are less common even for middle class people
Usually a lot of camping
>>72458591
Id smash her patriarchy, if you catch the innuendo that I am hinting at here
>>72458616
Nonetheless doesn't change the fact that it's cool as all fucking crud up there
>>72458474
Camping. That happens all over the country tho.
>>72458573
Why wouldn't you be able to? It's part of America.
>>72458616
Canada is American.
Yodelayheehoo!
>>72458781
>Canada is American.
>>72458575
Oregon
but that's a picture from summer
here's today
>>72458624
>>72458708
Dutch people love to go camping as well. Except we park our trailers on grass fields in France. And we bring our own food because French food isn't edible.
>>72458941
Are there places for camping in the Netherlands? It seems like it's mostly just cities and farmland
>>72458927
Looks nice. I've been up to the pic related trail anywhere from 150 - 200 times by now. Usually eat my lunch by this 'meadow' area.
>>72459030
Anything with a grass field is suitable camping material in Dutch eyes.
But the Islands in the north of our cunt are also popular destinations. If the tides are right you can even walk over the sea to some of our Islands.
>>72456666
Thank you satan.