our girlie edition
>>72440840
Gert Wilders looks bitter about his election loss.
plymouth is actually an alright place
>>72440838
rinsing some gimp kid at school, called himself 'zomby' lmao
Thoughts?
>>72440871
He won tough
Why so obsessed with this FAS womanlet in the OP?
>>72440861
is she peng though
this is pivotal information
need a Bengali Brick Lane gf who wears adidas tracksuits
>not being half Irish
Laffin my head off
just sent the prospective gf an email.
>>72440901
I'm literally unable to assess how attractive my sister is
>gf gave her best friend a "friends handjob" (her words)
>have to stay with her cuz no chance of getting a gf ever again
kill me
>>72440900
>this FAS womanlet
what does this even mean
>can't wank because have rash on my bellend
>booked a doctor's appointment for two weeks' time
>by the time I get to the doctors I'll probably be so horny I'll get a boner when the doc inspects my willy
>>72440840
that fucking rehearsed smile.
i bet you shes doing that shit in every photo that is taken our her.
How come 99% of intellectuals are left wing?
>>72440925
Only a quarter (northern) Irish.
actually quite like the n irish accent
>>72440840
>this is a 10/10 britbongistan
gf sent me this
>>72440934
She has symptoms of foetal alcohol syndrome (FAS) and is very short.
lads, reckon I could do
belfast
dublin
waterford
cork
kinsale
limerick
galway
donegal
belfast
in a week by car? staying for a day in maybe 3 of the big cities
>>72440953
ar wee kahlchur
>>72440930
you can just judge if she looks ok or if she does not without sounding like a pervert nonce
>>72440944
How the fuck do you rehearse a smile
It's your smile
>>72440930
No. you just don't want to.
>>72440840
I vote for less make up in the UK
>>72440953
BOUCHEE BIG LAD
GIZA FEEEGGGG
nowigottacutloose... footloose.. kick off the sunday shoes.. please.. louise.. pull me off of my knees..jack get back...lose your blues...everybody cut footloose
>>72440940
Was two weeks the nearest available appointment? Do you live in the middle of London or something
Business idea: start another cold war but this time your own subjects are far more informed on geopolitics and are largely hostile and distrustful of you.
might cycle to ireland
>>72440970
>coming here
Would advise against that lad it's miserable
cute voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKatPBuIdpQ
>>72440983
I know she's not butt-ugly but that's it. A guy with a sister would understand.
>>72440993
that's ireland
just lurking the thread to find out if aus anon's sister is hot
>>72440991
look at her mouth and tongue position, that isn't a natural smile.
that shit is fake as her complexion
>>72440871
why are the dutch so cucked?
>>72441027
i have a sister lad. can judge if shes ugly or not without finding that awkward
>>72440970
yes
Why are right wingers so dumb? I just don't get it
>>72441029
probably is a brit though. guinness brewery is a tourist hot spot
>>72441013
can confirm
t. have to visit family in Ireland sometimes
>>72441004
Do Tim songs next
>>72441009
Might cycle to your mum's house if you keep this up
>>72441043
She's pushing her tongue against her teeth, so what
>>72441060
Yeah and you got an answer
If dubs Lizzy croaks before 2018
gf sent me another
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ByZWQ99DPw
>>72440965
didn't know what you meant by FAS haha, yeah good call
smooth philtrum is the most obvious thing
>>72441083
hahahah AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I have a recurring fantasy about having sex with my aunt and sliding my dick in between her big tits, please help me I'm sick
>>72440931
>have to stay with her cuz no chance of getting a gf ever again
Not surprised this is true with a personality like yours, you fucking drip. Have some backbone and drop the cunt.
>>72441083
If dubs Lizzy lives on forever
>smooth philtrum is the most obvious thing
WHO DUN DIS
>>>/v/370896485
>>72440970
you could, but what's the point?
I'm from Dublin and if you done that you will have seen more of Ireland than I have haha
geert on the right in that pic actually has a tight body and would be cute if she wasn't frowning
whats a philtrum
>>72441122
just get it done la
>>72441103
Sorry liz ... but ... long live the king
*BAM*
>>72441122
>>72441141
>>72441141
it was you wasn't it
fuck off
>>72441066
Please stop posting this tank shite
>>72441082
its rehearsed, women stand in the mirror for hours practising poses, my gf does the same thing.
>>72441147
that weird crevasse between your mouth and nostrils
Howling at the alt right babbies thinking le pen will win. The way the French system is she literally cannot
>>72441141
>pic is more interesting than the subject gimmick
>pretending not to be the OP gimmick
hello 2011
Imagine being tiny like the girl in the OP, must be shit. They're like fragile little skellies.
Are womanlets able to lead normal lives?
>>72441141
stealth r9k woman hate thread, there is like 5 at any given time on /v/
>>72441184
let them keep thinking it, it will be funnier to shitpost on /pol/ when she loses
>>72441161
Fuck off
nothing more miserable and pathetic than being right wing because of contrarianism
>>72441195
every man in ireland is practically her bodyguard though
gf sent me this lads xxxx
(asmr)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qo7mMEaRxO
>>72441184
Fuck off it's too early for politics
>>72440991
Hahah mate look at her tongue. Bet all her fb pics are exactly the same. Honestly normies have a mental problem
>>72441184
superior and based continental Europeans not falling for the far right populist meme
>>72441195
women dont need physical strength
london bridge is down lads
>>72441141
>>>>/v/370896485
by the way the answers are as follows:
TF2
COD 4: MW ProMod
BF2: Reality Mod
Red Orchestra 2
>>72441231
>when you base your outlook on life on shitposts from teenage girls on tumblr
Darn SJWs!!!
demonstrated my knowledge of the french electoral system last night at the pub
>>72441159
ermmmm... stay in your lane sweaty :D x
>>72441248
tbf she's of the size who would die without a caesarian
>>72440898
Do you actually believe this ahahahaha
>>72441276
I like UT99
>>72441243
This. Britain will go down in flames. And who can blame us. We let Barry the racist scrounger down the road hijack the country
>>72441248
I know that, but I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with a girl that small even. Do other normal sized men?
t. 6'2
>>72441293
(you)s don't appear cross board
>>72441313
Then they'll get with manlets you plonker
Most people are below 6ft
>>72441313
I like petite women because it makes me feel like a big strong man
think i'm going to kill myself tonight (srs)
>>72441287
educate me
>>72441339
pls don't x
my name jeff
a little bit of monica in my lifeee..a little bit of erica by my side...a little bit of ritas all i need..
>>72441339
elliott rodger it then you will become a meme posthumously
>>72441159
>>72441186
>>72441322
*sighs*
um guys like, uh
im gonna kill myself tonight XD
please give me attention :P
>>72441359
FONT
>>72441195
>Tfw grandad was 6ft2 built like a brick shithouse police officer
>Dad 5ft10
>He chose to breed with a 5ft1 woman let dwarf
>I'm barely 6ft
WHY DID THEY POLLUTE MY GRANDAD'S GENES
Could have been a lot worse though
>Older brother unironically 5ft7
What did you do for St Patrick's day?
Fuck the EU lads
>>72441366
ur gay
rreeeee work still hasn't reimbursed my expenses
>when your mcflurry runs out
>>72441186
different filename
>>72441392
got really drunk
modern developments can be nice
>>72441423
don't know what this post is trying to say
creasing
how will Yanks ever recover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z-dbFhQBmQ
>>72441375
Your mum would have to have been quite tall to save you from your dad's genes to be fair
>tfw 6'0 dad and 6'1 mum
>tfw 6'5
>>72441454
your gay and so is you're mum
>>72441413
*>when you're the type of person that eats mcflurries
threadly reminder
british interests are american interests outside of colonization
carry on friends
>>72441448
*CGI mock-ups of modern developments can be nice
In reality they would cheap out on the landscaping, and a 'sheed would be razzing a moped up and down the road.
>>72441461
rekt desu
>wake up
>no gf
Reminder if you were dropped in Ireland it would take you several hours to realise you aren't in the UK
>>72441512
you didnt find a gf sleeping alone overnight? well just keep at it
>>72441463
Nah lad my dad's side are all normal height-tall and my mum's side are ALL short (other granddad like 5ft6). Pretty sure that's what's done it.
>>72441346
hoping someone else will answer this because I don't have a clue
>>72441461
jesus christ the 'women' at the end.
is that irelands equiv to our loose women?
>>72441221
i'm in love with this girl
name?
say you willlll...say you won't....say you'll doooo what i don't... you're truuueee...say to me...c'est la vie...
>So anon what do you work as
>ah... I'm a business analyst for insurance company software
One of the glorp interns tripped over the wire going into my stasis pod and I was briefly disconnected from the Life simulation and was conscious in the real world
he got absolutely bollocked by his line manager and they plugged me back in
good to be back lads what did I miss?
>wake up at 7 even though it's saturday
>can't get back to sleep
>get up, eat, poo, do some laundry, drink some tea
>lack of sleep catches up with me
>shattered and ready for bed by 11am
ah yes, the so called weekend
business idea: bribe the american psychiatric association to declare beliefs that contradict my ideology as mental disorders.
>>72441561
>er.. im a janitor on a Pictish heritage dating forum
>>72441561
ahh yes assistant analyst consultant advisor for a consultation company
Business idea: fuck off yanks
how can you be neet
just google "how to be a [job title]"
>>72441528
crying
Is having only one circle of friends abnormal? If I'm not hanging out with them I'm by myself and while I don't feel particularly lonely, I don't like being completely reliant on them for company since they all seem to have people on the outside they can talk to
>>72441461
quite possibly the best post in this thread aside from my own outstanding posts
>get dropped somewhere
>walk down the road
>everything is a bit more drab and bleak than usual
>people look even more downtrodden and hopeless than usual
>go to the pub to have a pint and sort myself out
>no ale anywhere, only heineken, guinness and 'Smithwicks' (?) in every pub I go to
>realise i'm in Ireland
>Go to the toilets and call embassy for extraction
>>72441620
>Friends
FONT
>>72441601
*impartial social mediator on a top 50 alexa pictorial discussion forum
>>72441620
f-font
>>72441392
Engaged in some Irish traditions
>>72441669
nonce
>>72441637
ireland is not drab
>>72441392
Fasted
might leave the house today, not sure yet tho
>>72441392
Didn't eat potatoes
>>72441689
'Ireland' is a synonym of 'drab' mate.
>tfw only 10 close friends
wow im such a loser neckbeard
Someone handed me a Heineken the other day
What an absolute piss of a beer, fucking christ
>>72441027
I understand m8
have a serious aversion to body fluids
vomiting or urinating myself in public are unreasonably terrifying possibilities for me
>tfw only friends are family and their friends
>>72441392
Sent my sister to a Magdalene laundry
oommmmbop dadbubad duwopddudbud dudubuduuu... oommbop duaduabu abduabuwopdduuu
>>72441720
Yes, thank you ire-*squints*-taly
why do irish say thoysend instead of thousand
fe fi fo fum I smell the blood of normie scum
>>72441724
not unreasonable
http://www.celebritytypes.com/gender/test.php
how to be astronaut
>>72441743
Noyne-thoysend
>>72441743
that's a nordie thing
>>72441716
Don't know what other beer tastes like, all I drink is Asahi Super Dry. Folded 1000 times can cut through Heineken like butter
>>72441748
hate normies
>state of irish motorways
can't make this up
>>72441741
the so-called jazz
>only 600 facebook friends
>havent had sex in 3 weeks
>injured my arm working out yesterday so can't play rugby
>passed over for promotion
such is the life of an aspie loser, hold me /brit/
>>72441759
nowt better than a tall glass of heineken on a summers day
*takes a sip*
*smacks lips*
ahhh... that hits the spot
>>72441805
crush my bollocks x
post cemeteries
>>72441807
it's not summer lad
>>72441807
Not like anyone expects a brit to have any kind of taste in beer anyway
>>72441807
I was out for a meal a few weeks ago and there was a kid that was drinking his coke exactly like that and it drove me crazy
>sip *SMACKS LIPS* AHHHHHHH
>sip *SMACKS LIPS* AHHHHHHH
>sip *SMACKS LIPS* AHHHHHHH
wanted to punch his speccy face in
>>72441830
>canucks
>c'ucks
can't make this shit up xD
>cucks
>>72441834
*sips fosters*
>>72441781
ah yes that area is clearly not just recently dug up in that picture
im telling you the next big thing will be not to have a facebook account.
>>72441834
Good post
making lunch and that
>>72441855
You know they don't actually drink fosters in Australia right
>>72441873
what you havin lad?
>>72441830
i hear that place is the dead centre of town haha
Imagine getting autistic over lager lmao
fair enough if you call out Yank nonsense like Coors and Bud light but your life is in a dire state if you scoff at someone getting a pint of Kronenbourg or Carlsberg
just crack on you fucking ponce
>>72441862
LinkedIn is making a comeback mark my words
>>72441862
I know from my occasional delves into the normie world that even normies are getting fed up of facebook and more into their twitters and instagrammies
making my way through some /sp/ threads, shitposting as i go
parents are starting to look old
really frightening how some Yanks don't think they have accents
America is literally a cult
>>72441894
right'o bruce just banter mate calm down
the bizzaro world that is Ireland
>>72441864
epin!
>>72441862
It's already happening, sure facebook is still growing but its stagnated/declining in the west. As more privacy is stripped away from us, the more people will avoid social media.
>>72441902
noodles and some boiled eggs on the side
Business idea: develop in between the red lines
why so serious
hewasaskaterboyshesaidseeyoulaterboy...he wasn't good enough for her...
got an epic trilogy in my mind but cant be arsed to write it desu
>>72441911
t. carling drinker
>>72441964
protected land m8
>>72441946
What is the most accent-neutral form of spoken English?
Limerick has about 13 kebab shops all over the place. the demand for kebab is not so high that we need this much kebab shops
>>72441913
i dont fuck with linkendin
>>72441946
They literally worship a flag. It's fucking weird.
im gone for today. goodbye
>>72442000
>accent-neutral
no such thing
>>72441976
is it a semi-biographical novel?
>tfw no qt bf
>>72441955
>the british isles are part of europe
crazy that people think this
>>72442002
theyre normalising kebabs before the trucks start rolling in direct from constantinople
George Osborne is laughing at the plebs
>>72442011
don't care
>>72441998
why
>>72442000
Estruary
>Claim your closest ""ally"" helped spy on you after watching Fox News
>GCHQ make an incredibly rare statement saying "Recent allegations made by media commentator Judge Andrew Napolitano about GCHQ being asked to conduct ‘wire tapping’ against the then-president-elect are nonsense. They are utterly ridiculous and should be ignored.”
>Reply saying "We said nothing. All we did was quote a certain, very talented legal mind, who was the one responsible for saying that on television. You shouldn't be talking to me, you should be talking to Fox."
this man really is a moron how the fuck did he get elected
small reminder that the UK has no countryside left
>>72442022
no not at all, it takes place in a different country in a different time period
Indians have a useful word for 100,000, it's 'lakh' (pronounced like 'lack'). Instead of saying five hundred thousand they can just say 5 lakh.
>>72441964
you literally can't
a lot of it is gaeltacht area and Connemara national park
>>72442043
we got loads of afghan refugees recently tbf
>>72442055
doesn't matter. the claim plants a seed of suspicion in everyones mind
literally 5d chess
>>72442055
think what country we're talking about here
got more whores than there's doors on a caravan
>>72442110
my nan owns a big caravan, wouldn't mind living in it all year
still drunk I think
Buenos Aires is 97% white
>I don't like Germans
how do you even get to the point where you have over 100k tweets on twitter
mad
howling at how the left trusts intelligence agencies blindly now
English speakers have a useful word for 1000 it's 'k' (pronounced like 'kay'). Instead of saying five hundred thousand they can just say 500k.
>>72442149
howling at you thinking clinton loving libs are leftists
>"All we did was quote a certain, very talented legal mind, who was the one responsible for saying that on television"
>"You shouldn't be talking to me, you should be talking to Fox"
>a fucking president said this
>>72442147
you make 1 then do it another 99999 times
why do the Irish hate nature?
>>72442151
"K" meaning Kilo, not an English speaking thing at all lmao
>>72442079
>a lot of it is gaeltacht
Maybe a few of the islands on the western tips.
finally understand why it's called human centipede
surely now the Trump has been stumped
What does 'smacks lips' even mean?
I have literally never seen someone smack their lips
>>72442187
where are you getting this shit from? It's Roscommon lad, literally nobody is going there for the nature
actually doing a poo
hate to phonepost but didn't feel like bringing my laptop in here
>>72442187
>Roscommon
never been through this rancid shithole
>I like Germans
>>72442249
eat loudly with your mouth open
thats pretty much it
>>72442187
they're Catholics, so they hate god and his creations
>>72442187
Forestries own all the trees.
staceys mumm..has gooooot it going onnn... shes all i wanttt and ive waited for so longg...staceycantyousee..youre just not the girl for me
/brit/lads on holiday
>likes cuddles
what did she mean by this
>>72442251
>>72442270
err try again sweetie
>>72442187
thats a plantation you eejit its specifically grown to be chopped down later
>>72442174
if they didn't all support Clinton then maybe that accusation wouldn't be thrown about
>The German state and people have a right to exist
Not even memeing, I did a massive shit the other day and it really fucking hurt, I honestly thought id be bleeding but I wasn't, thought Id get piles or some shit after that.
havent shat since then but everythings been fine I guess
anyone else found that irish women are mental?
>>72442303
how to induce depression: the roadtrip
lots of gray houses in ireland. not sure why they do this
>>72442333
more like ultimate pub crawl: suicide edition
amirite
>>72442328
I'll tell you what they are: ugly. and they wear too much makeup.
sick to DEATH of slags called Caoimhe or Niaomh acting like they're hot shit
post niamh
What is Irish culture?
>>72442272
I hope the USA is the enemy of Germany in the 21st century
>>72442055
maybe you should stop taking the words of spy agencies at face value? remember that their existence is inherently deceitful. Not saying that trump is right about this, but i don't get why people are so quick to go "oh well the CIA said it's not true so it's DEFINITELY not true"
>>72442381
what island was luke skywalker on?
>Caoimhe
pronounced "kev"
one of the most crazy lays was with an irish lass, she claimed to be catholic too
built in 2009
>be lefty
>FIGHT THE POWER, FIGHT THE PATRIARCHY, WE WILL RESIST, HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
>oh well the CIA and MI5 said not to so I guess I'll just go home and do some tweets about how Drumpf is orange
>>72442422
just remember that GCHQ was the NSA's dick up their arse, I'm paraphrasing Edward Snowden here by the way.
They do absolutely nothing against their yank overlords wills, it is a stupid statement to make
my health is declining
>>72442498
>was the NSA's dick up their arse
ffs meant *has the NSA's dick up their arse
>>72442488
>CIA and MI5 said not to
when
>>72442507
from last year Ive started to have serious heart problems, I can no longer run or do anything intensive
>>72442533
>missing the point this badly
reading about how lads got jobs in the past is mental
seems like most of the time they just walked into a building, asked for it and got hired with no experience or education in that field
>>72442498
but the intelligence agencies in the states have hardly been friendly to trump themselves, apart from the FBI. It's a very complex situation because various "arbiters of truth" are led by people with their own personal politics and vendettas. I think it's very possible that the NSA could have lent the obama admin a hand in trying to find dirt on trump
>>72442257
(You)
>Ireland is first worl-
Gained more ig followers in the past month than I have in the year previous to that
Weird
>>72442542
do you do drugs?
don't think i can ever snort coke again
>>72442602
looks like your average council estate slag
>>72442583
it was possible to buy houses back then too. crazy
>>72442602
fancy myself as a bit of a hard man but that bloke in the back looks nails Tbh
>>72442626
same here lad, heart pounds for about 3 days after. feel much better now i've stopped it for a few months.
>>72442583
the difference is that back then youd prove yourself actually on the job
now you "prove" yourself by bullshitting beforehand that youll be able do the job
>>72442602
first/second/third world designations are useless as of 1990
are you 3 decades in the past?
i remember i cried for an hour when mumsie said steve irwin died
>>72442611
notched up some decent numbers on tumblr this month too desu
>>72442676
we were making stingray jokes the same day
>>72442662
he just looks like a normal bloke
>>72442675
Ah yes here comes the retard
>>72442223
West Brit
>>72442675
why isnt yugoslavia second world? tito was aligned with the ussr wasn't he?
just realised i still have Canada completely filtered from a certain leaf overrun thread a while ago aha
would recommend you chaps do the same
not a single person in this thread i couldn't heem without breaking a sweat
>>72442676
it was a sad day
>>72442708
I saw the first stingray joke years later and it still felt too soon. It probably was more cringy/hurtful than a racist or sexist joke lmao. rip steve
>>72442713
not my fault you don't understand the cold war terminology vs. post-cold war terminology dichotomy
>>72442742
congrats on getting the 300th reply
>>72442754
everyone uses 1st/2nd/3rd world to describe the level of development of a country
nobody uses your autistic cold war dogshit
>>72442742
imagine being this thick
tito was a quintessential /radicalcentrist/, created the non-aligned movement in the 60s
amazing how revelation after revelation about the American government spying on people has been streaming out consistently since Bush was in office and yet all it takes to convince people that one specific example of them spying on people is completely unrealistic are intelligence agencies saying it is. It was revealed just recently that they can listen into things with fucking TVs and open encrypted WhatsApp messages, as well as remotely hack and crash cars. People are unironically fucking sheep, it's literally embarassing.
>>72442282
thats not it you monglet
youtube it.
>>72442676
I heard that the surgeon on his stingray wound didn't even know who Steve Irwin was, when I found that out mum literally had to hold me back so I didn't drive off to the hospital and ring his neck, I was livid. Boss understood and gave me the month off work though
always get intj on those tests but every famous person who is apparently intj is an edgy egoist which i am not
figure the tests are arse
>>72442742
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tito%E2%80%93Stalin_Split
remember I got told off in my geography class once because I used the term '3rd world'
the CORRECT term is 'developing country' nowadays hahahaha
AH CROIKEY THIS STINGRAY IS FIERCE! I'M GONNA WRESTLE-oh no i've died
>>72442778
Actually the official term is developing countries these days
>>72442820
say backwardshitskinsubhumanland next time
>>72442308
>fields on the shore of a river
incredible scenery
>>72442820
>developing country
are they really tho
India has overtaken our economy. I knew brexit would end us. Maybe the rorkes will understand things finally when they have to emigrate to India to get employed
>>72442778
>everyone uses 1st/2nd/3rd world to describe the level of development of a country
yes, retards
like >>72442844 says, the academic terms since the Cold War ended are
>developed country
>developing country
>non-developed country
wrt industrialization
>>72442780
get FUCKED you little CUNT
>>72442803
thanks la
>>72442881
>90% of people shit in the streets
b-but economy bradajayajan
>>72442717
>denying facts
>>72442881
>Maybe the rorkes will understand things finally when they have to emigrate to India
>>72442820
i don't get this because some of them literally aren't developing
is South Sudan really a "developing country"? Is Somalia? At least make the term "underdeveloped" or something if you dont wanna say third world
>>72441130
Nice dubs mate.
GSTQ.
>>72442820
greece is not 3rd world but it is a developing country
>Trump is tame compared to India's recently re-elected prime minister Narendra Modi
>Modi’s party came to power after several of its members tore down a mosque in 1992. Since then it has banned 11,000 foreign NGOs from India and incited religious hatred that led to thousands of attacks on Muslims and lower-caste Hindus for disrespecting cows
>called Grimsby
>is grim
who did this???
>>72442881
are the indians here going to start going home now because muh higher GDP?
>>72442949
is he on duty tonight
lets see
>>72440840
Can someone explain this to me please?
>>72442926
Most the ones that are "developing" aren't even developing themselves.
They're being developed by China
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>At least make the term "underdeveloped" or something if you dont wanna say third world
Developed=industrialized
It's as simple as that.
Since the Soviet Union collapsed, that's been the primary differentiation between countries. Before that point, the politics of economy (capitalism vs. communism) mattered more
brewin a poo t'bh la's
bloody far-right tories are at it again lads
wish I was a multi-billionaire so I could buy up all the post-war property in my city, demolish it and return it into its Victorian state
>wish I was a multi-billionaire so I could buy up all the post-war property in my city, demolish it and return it into its Victorian state
>>72442487
it shows, looks like some cheap Chinese imitation lmao