Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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チンコ汁もらいに来たよ

>>72435679
バーカ(´▽｀)hahaha

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2ch?

>>72435756
Peninsuchink.

>>72435785
i'm white you dumbass weeaboo

>>72435679
rude

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(you)にもきっと春が来る(･＿｡＿･＾)=9m

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I've been studying Japanese for 2 and a half years at college. My knowledge is still pretty basic, so I don't think I would be able to hold a conversation for more than a couple of minutes.
My current teacher is Japanese, and she has told me a few times that I should try doing shodô. She says that I can write kanji "better than some Nihon-jin", but she says that my hiragana isn't good.
Pic related is my hiragana. On paper it may look slightly different.
How can I improve?

>>72435980
already better than my writing

>>72435980
Your writing is better than my one

>>72435794
>im white nida

In 2040 we all be connected with our minds in the common network. How does it make you feel?

>>72436160
I feel my privacy being violated.

>>72436318
There would be no privacy anymore.
It will probably like Zerg mind in starcraft.
Pretty scary 2bh

>>72436160
Just like we were supposed to have flying cars in 2000 and humanoid robots indistinguishable from humans by 2010?

>>72436380
yeah. except by 2040 the world will be 4c warmer and nothing edible will grow, except inside the rich compounds for the remainder of humanity

>>72436429
We are now eating shrimps which grew by eating bodies drowned by Tsunami in 2011.

>>72435980
good(｀・ω・´)b

>>72436160
>How does it make you feel?
We mean:
How does it make us feel?

Also, we are all already connected with our minds in the common network. The only change will be increased hardware efficiency and functionality.

>>72436429
Our entire country could be a rich compound if our politicians were competent instead of being limp-wristed cock-suckers and traitors.

>>72436490
キモい(´ﾟдﾟ｀)
>>72436536
doesnt matter what country, not at this rate

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peru

tell me your top 5 books for getting rich and doing business in asia

>>72436626
Effects of climate change are filtered through agricultural technology, medicine, disaster response, local environment, etc., and through the domestic economy in general. Australia has big advantages over all developing countries in these respects, and also advantages over many other developed nations. Moreover, poor economies can tolerate less recession (which will be an effect of substantial climate change) before significant social unrest endangers society itself and so poor countries are more vulnerable regardless of various circumstances.

The fact is that it most certainly does matter what country, no matter the rate, and our politicians are squandering our strengths while helping rivals and enemies to eliminate their own weaknesses.

>>72436950
What is your favorite Jojo part ?

>>72437006
part 3

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>>72435980
2年半も勉強しているなら、日本語で書いてごらん
>>72436061
小学生並の字だ
それより下手なら
幼稚園
>>72436160
中二病すか?
>>72436380
なんか、ドバイでドローンをタクシーに
使う計画があるとか

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any japs here gamble away their life savings?

>>72437023
My favorite is the part 7 and 8
The style of drawing is very good
Also what is your favorite manga ?

>>72437084
Actually I've only read until part 6, so 7 and 8 are not yet. Maybe it's time to marathon from part 7... Hard to decide my favorite manga but I love Nihei Tsutomu works. Do you often read manga? What's your favorite?

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みなさんが大好き!!
ハピ 生活!!!

>>72435980
cute

>>72437050
ぱんちゅ屋やないか

>>72437050
本当に、僕の日本語はとても悪い。 語彙はとても小さい。学校、古い教科書を使っているんだけど。 学習法は廃れていると思う。教科書は1991年に著した。
(I hope that was properly written).

>>72437023
How can you like part 3?
What's so special about it?

>>72437199
アタシもあなたが好きよ。鉄郎(´・ω・｀)

>>72437306
I think there have been new teaching or learning methods introduced since 1991, but none seems drastically better than traditional ones.
I seems to me that learning a language is all about read and write more and listen and speak more.

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>>72437187
I didn't read manga until now
During my youth I watched some anime but now the state of anime is terrible so I started to read manga to support the mangaka I like
My favorites manga are Hokuto no Ken, Jojo and a French manga called Last Man
Pic related is the fourth tome

I've decided to try a month on the road after my week in Miyazaki. Got myself a fishing rod and double checked my gear.

Gonna hitchhike to Oita then catch a ferry to Shikoku. Might not post for a while during that time.

The existence of Greater Tokyo fascinates me.
It's home to what,35 million people?
And it's quite big too.Approximately the size of the Netherlands.

So my question is:
Do people born there leave that place often?
Are there a lot of people who live their entire life in that one city without ever leaving it?

>>72437747
Then I guess you'll be free of me.

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>>72437707
Are you staying Oita at all?

>>72437871
No idea. I have to get there first.

九州にいるんなら沙羅とオフ会やればおもしろいのに

>>72437904
沙羅はオフ会に乗じてパンツ屋と不倫したのがバレたから無理

>>72438007
なにその設定ww

>>72437901
You'll love Shikoku.
It's cheap and empty.
Pretty nature and good fish.

>>72436781
Not peru but wouldn't knowing at least some principles of confuciansim be useful in Asia?

>>72438272
Ignore at all fucking cost. Chinks are the fucking worst when it comes to upholding business promises. Even worse that Turkroaches.

>>72438584
>You shall not murder
>You shall not commit adultery
>You shall not steal
>You shall not covet

Is knowing some principles of Christianity useful in the west?

>>72438695
>he had to hear those somewhere
恥ずかしい...
申し訳ない

>>72438511

i just listened to art of the deal on audible and completed it.i thought it mostly trump bragging and talking about real estate BS that doesnt apply to me, and him being self-serving.

hmm, I guess I'll get think and grow rich and cashflow next

>>72438758
オーストラリアは南アジアだから…(´・ω・｀)

>>72438759
Well, do what you feel is best business.

>>72438695
Yes.
It can be useful.
But I don't really think the Japanese would steal.
At leats I don't see them as group of people who would try to steal.
Same with the other commandments.

>>72438823
Our law-abidingness is overrated.
There are people who go and steal at disaster-stricken areas.

>>72438890
Burakumin, though.

And honestly, the worst law breaking I see is running a red light or smoking on the street

>>72438890
But in a disaster stricken area rules don't function.
I sort of see why that happens when order breaks down.

>>72438970
We are good at hiding our crimes from gaijin eyes.
>inb4 war crimes

>>72439017
I guess it's same anywhere.
I just don't want to pretend that we have high moral standards.

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>>72439035
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa
You eat the Gaijn to hide the evidence

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>>72437306
もっと自信をもって
一つだけ、添削
* 語彙はとても少ない
>>72437252
今、嫁の実家
>>72438823
仏教にも十善戒というのがあるんだよ
真言宗だけど

不殺生(ふせっしょう) 故意に生き物を殺さない。
不偸盗(ふちゅうとう) 与えられていないものを自分のものとしない。
不邪淫(ふじゃいん) 不倫など道徳に外れた関係を持たない。
不妄語(ふもうご) 嘘をつかない。
不綺語(ふきご,) 中身の無い言葉を話さない。
不悪口(ふあっく) 乱暴な言葉を使わない。
不両舌(ふりょうぜつ) 他人を仲違いさせるようなことを言わない。
不慳貪(ふけんどん) 激しい欲をいだかない。
不瞋恚(ふしんに) 激しい怒りをいだかない。
不邪見((ふじゃけん) 誤った見解を持たない。
http://www.chisan.or.jp/taiken/juzenkai/

にゃかにゃか厳しいっすね

>>72439118
yes, I would love to eat you.

こんばんは~
バイト終わった~
晩飯も昨日の食い残したカレ~
おいしい~
( ´ ▽ ` )~<3

>>72439259
なんのバイトしてんの

私の決めた今回のスレのテーマは
ACDC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqiHiMuEkes

>>72439316
ピザ屋でのピザ作り

>>72437713
kurwa

>>72439348
We write it with a regular "v"
" w" is used primarily in foreign words and family names of nobles.

>>72439342
>ACDC
Acca Daccaじゃないの

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>>72439446
略の方が楽

I need something in Japanese as powerful as "what the FUCK?"

"Nanda kore?" doesn't cut it.

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>>72438803
(*´ω｀*)

>>72439563
｢なんなのよもうー (´・з・`)ﾑｯ｣

>>72437713
i am not in japan but greater seoul has 25 million people

many people have never left the region or visited other regions
many koreans prefer traveling overseas to domestic travels, why visit Busan? When Beijing and Tokyo are 1-hour flight away.

>>72439587
>>72439587
There is million of Peruvian who want to steal your water Peru

>>72437457
Learning is a language is, if anything, obsolete.

>>72439629
I'm talking about never leaving the city.
Never ever.

>>72439563
its almost like they're different languages

>>72439563
どういうことだってばよ?

Anything interesting in Naha that I should do before I leave?

>>72439677
the greater tokyo area is not a city, it is more like 5 cities combined

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>>72439342
ワイは、このAC/DC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B0PJkS0iyk
だと思ったら、ちゃうやん

>>72439531
貼られているのは
Neil Cicierega
やけど

>>72439587

asian men have nothing to offer women apart from their wealth. that's why they strive to become rich every mine, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

how many corrupt chinkys did you meet while you were in china who became rich via means of corruption and stealing/scamming people?

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週末でも勉強ばっかり。。。

>>72439791
その人がAcca DaccaのBack in Blackのボーカルと何らかのポップピアノを混ぜてリミックスを作った

My host keeps trying to hook me up with guests.

I keep telling him I have a strict "no guest flirting" policy from my old job.

今晩の曲

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofuPQIPotn0

ふっかーつ

この間、大学の友人と初海外旅行でフランスに行ったんですけど黒人3人に中指を立てられた
やっぱりこれって黄色人種だから?差別?

Please translate この人いーよ(ちなみに)私の推し
ジョナサンって言うの

>>72439981
いい音だ

>>72440087
answer the question fat boy >>72439803

>>72440469
请翻译 此人伊予(的方式),我推
说乔纳森

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>>72439913
そうなんだ
AC/DCも長いからな
ワイが子供の頃から
Rockを聴き始めた頃から
ずっとある
この上はstonesと競わねば
>>72439981
そろそろアニソンbest 5
しない?
ちなみにVocaloidでは
炉心融解
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcuf2S_1yNo

>>72440595
你做对了

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>>72440680
百合スレにしようのはどうだ?

>>72440680
じゃ俺も
リゼロ
MYTH&ROID - STYX HELIX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIhL2KHVdgE
AIR
鳥の唄
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2tDWgs2wyA
シュタゲ
Sky Clad Observer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnzmfmivXk0
とらドラ
オレンジ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1bv3moNIIU
cowboy bebop
blue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrmA-nZjTh8

これでどうだ

>>72439981
do you watch straight porn?

>>72441263
>親知らずがなんの問題もなく生えてきたその気持ち

>>72440548

でしょ?

>>72440680

あたしのbest 5?

んんんんちょっと難しい、考える

>>72440455
そいつらからどうしようもないお土産品を買えば優しくしてくれるよ

>>72441609
お大事に

>>72441388
アタシは真っすぐ生えたのは1本だけ…3本抜いたけど、下の1本抜いた時は地獄を見たわ…(´・ω・｀)

>>72441719
グロい話は苦手なのよ...((((ﾟдﾟlll))))

>>72441609
What does it make you feel that the dentist probably touched the teeth and bleeding gums of AIDS-ridden whores and trannies countless times, with the same fingers that touched your?

Or do you not mind because you're already poz?

>>72441775
大丈夫よ…あまりに出血が止まらなくて、タンポンを口に入れようと考えたくらいよ…(´・ω・｀)

>>72440469
he is nice/good (btw) my favorite one is called jonathan

今日のサタデーシアターはキアヌ・リーブスのスピード

>>72441908
another youtuber from Japanese Thread.

>>72441818
医者はいつも使い捨て手袋を使うでしょ

>>72441861
どこが大丈夫かよ(((((((((ﾟдﾟlll)))))))))

>>72435674
盧武鉉

>>72440680
>>72441411

好きなアニソンがすごく多いからただ5曲はちょっと足りないけど…

なるたるOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIF5BLyh3Mk

京騒戯画OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMHg0AndHM4

電波女と青春男OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5DlJ9qLlw0

Soultaker OP (not on youtube)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxqts_the-soultaker-%E9%AD%82%E7%8B%A9-op_videogames

Re:キューティーハニーOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0rMFj_LFxY

全部大好き

>>72441929
Not in 3rd world cunt trees.

>>72441944
这将是不同的

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>>72442053
ノ・ムヒョン

>>72441987
居残った方がいいのにいいい(((((((((((((((((((((((((((ﾟдﾟlll))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
そう言えば前回歯医者に行った時に、口が閉められないためのブロックを入れられた
閉められなくて唾を飲み込めなくてすごく不安だった
閉所恐怖症かも...(´・ω・｀)

>>72441987
口腔歯科の先生が毒舌でワキガ。
オマケに抜歯後は顔がパンパンに腫れて散々だったのを思い出したよ…(´･_･`)
親知らずがまっすぐ生える人は幸せだよね。

>>72442088
クタバレバカチョン

>>72442271
>ワキガ
まあ…それに比べたらアタシの地獄なんて大したこと無かったわ…(´・ω・｀)

>>72441897

Thank you

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>>72440469
this guy is cool.
in addition, i recommend him
his name is Jonathan.
「ちなみに」の訳だけど、この場合は「補足して言うと」という感じなんでsupplementally, i say というのが直訳かな
>>72441110
しようぜ!
>>72441134
おお、俺の好きな曲がいっぱいだ
Only my Railgun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T2XcmEA3xc

Don't saylazy SCANDAL ver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYJ14D1n6wA

Overdrive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj4dv7yl-nE

灰よ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVrSGwfIJC0

最後に初期に菅野よう子から
時の記憶
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tizpl0S5hk

全部、このスレでも貼ったものばかりだけど
>>72441411
そう、一人一人違っていて当たり前
また、時々で変わるもの
新しいいい曲に出会ったら嬉しいじゃん
>>72441969
なるほど、そうきたか
「なるたる」ね

韓国人同士がもめてるのかww

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>>72442275
>クタバレ

>>72441969
どれも個性があっていい

>>72442323
痛みと共に匂いも蘇る貴重な体験でした(´･_･`).｡o○(先生、制汗スプレー使ってクダサイ…)

>>72442497
そうね…つらい経験が人生を豊かにしてくれるんだわ…きっと…(´・ω・｀)

>>72441969
マニアックだなw
ハニー以外は見てないな
電波女は見るつもりだけど
>>72442358
レールガンは最高
けいおん!EDのカバーやってるバンドがあったのか

>>72442263
>口が閉められない
まあ…良いBJの練習になったわね…素敵よ…(´・ω・｀)

Is it true that only over 30~40 years old people browse 2ch and niconicoi? I heard that once.

イケメンの医者より腕のいい医者にオペしてもらえればいいよ。
接客業じゃないんだし。
歯の病気で死ぬこともあるのに。

>>72442628
post a picture of your eyes

>>72442610
ブ…ブラックジャックかな?( ´▽｀ ;)

>>72442610
そんな練習要らない(｀・ω・´)

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>>72442724
here

>>72442441
出てけ
引っ込んでろ
消えろ

>>72441609
That's your japanese teeth growing

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>>72442798

>>72442768
>>72442773
アタシは練習のおかげで、歯医者もびっくりするくらい長い時間口を開けていられるのよ…いつかこのスキルを活かせる日がくると信じているの…(´・ω・｀)

>>72442358

なるたるはすごく懐かしい、高校二年生の時に始めて見ました

>>72442564

はい、アニメは7年間前からあたしの趣味なので、ちょっと詳しいw

五百五十ぐらい見たことあるわ

>>72442777
are you the fag?

>>72442912
かわいいjkですか(Φ ω Φ)

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>>72442954
DELET

>>72442929
>五百五十ぐらい見た
日本のふつうのオタクではたちうちできないなww

>>72442970
アタシは永遠の17歳よ…(´・ω・｀)

>>72443008
まぁ、熟女にも魅力があるね(Φ ω Φ)

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>>72443008
本当?

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>>72443085
心の友よ!

女性専用歯医者を作ればよいんだな。。
すでにありそう。 (・∀・

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>>72442564
敢て
SCANDAL のを貼った
その当時はメンバーは高校卒業してまもない頃で、ドラムスは現役女子高生
MJ アニソンSpの企画でcoverをし、その後、アニサマを経て現在に至る
この演奏はMJのライブで、これでブレイクしたと言える
>>72442929
記憶と共にあるアニメと言うのは色あせない

約束はいらない/天空のエスカフローネ/坂本真綾
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUPnBORcJYk

ロードス島戦記 Adesso e Fortuna~炎と永遠&風のファンタジア
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gu3jQqqhck

君の知らない物語 化物語
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtJG7vYg6yE

>>72442983
why are you still alive?

>>72443085
>>72443144
今まで何人もの少年がアタシの身体の上を通り過ぎていったわ…(´・ω・｀)

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>>72443215
Well, Because actually I'm not a fag?

>>72442991

女なのに甘く見るな ᕙ( * •̀ ᗜ •́ * )ᕗ

>>72443256
本当は男でしょうね(´・ω・｀)

>>72443276
are you not the autistic NEET?

>>72443329
その顔文字取ります!!!

>>72443374
I'm university student.

>>72443329
顔文字きゃわわ~(´∀｀*)

>>72443337
アタシは日本語スレに住む永遠の17歳…悠久の糞スレの波間を旅する女…(´・ω・｀)

>>72443452
Ok cool
Do you have a sister?

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>>72443008
上のオレンジを歌っている
堀江由衣の科白やな
これ、知っている?
17才教 今日の年齢ジェネレイター
http://yuyu-koala.my.coocan.jp/17-yukari.html
17才 と 288ヶ月 と 19日!!

Fantastic future 田村ゆかり
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9CxH369pzE

バニラソルト 堀江由衣
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQTWrcbrssE

>>72443376
激おこぷんぷん丸٩(๑`^´๑)۶
かな?

>>72443452
First year?

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I was told to ask my request here.

Can someone please translate the texts on the following four pictures?
Will post the other three as reply's.

pic related

>>72443337
オージーってば、オネエ様になんて酷い言葉を…
心は永遠の女子高生なんだよ、きっと。(´;ω;｀)ﾌﾞﾜｯ

>>72443578
verpiss dich

>>72443555
>堀江由衣
アタシの声は池田昌子せんせいよ…(´・ω・｀)

>>72443374
>>72443215
>>72442954
Why are you so obsessed with him? Let him be Anonymous.

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>>72443676
で、17歳と何百ヶ月よ?

>>72443610
アナタ優しいのね…大きいネジにしてあげるわ…(´・ω・｀)

>>72443726
さあ…池田昌子せんせいは今年78歳になるそうよ…リボンの騎士からずいぶん経ったのね…(´・ω・｀)

>>72443541
今はクソスレじゃないと思うわ...(´・ω・｀)

>>72443555
きゃわえぇ~

>>72443578
長すぎ

>>72443610
请不要哭...(´;ω;｀)ヽ(´Д｀ )
そうよね、心の中ならば、なんの夢でもきっと叶うよね...

>>72443676
>池田昌子
青い体験のラウラ・アントネッリの若い家政婦はエロかったね
あれは興奮した

>>72443700
I want to meet the Korean fag. he promised to suck my dick

>>72443791
>クソスレじゃない
あら…もっと大きいクソを投下しなくちゃいけないわね…(´・ω・｀)

>>72443834
>『青い体験』(Malizia)は、1973年のイタリア映画。

残念ながら分からないわ…そこまでBBAじゃないのよ…不勉強で恥ずかしいわ…(´・ω・｀)

>>72443864
それ、どうやってするつもりなの(´・ω・｀)

>>72443554
no

>>72443572
yes

>>72444001
Did you come here and post before you got in your university?

>>72435679
>Complaining about that on a Japanese website

>>72442836
If 노무현 was living he wouldnt let this be

>>72443965
日本語スレにはいつもアラシがひそんでいるのよ…今に分かるわ…今に…(´・ω・｀)

>>72444075
もしかしてそのアラシは君の他の性格?

>>72443839
He probably does not want to now after reading all your creepy posts with impregnation fetishes.

>>72444122
>いつかアタシがコテハン付きで帰ってきてアナタを煽っても、あなたはアタシに気が付かないでしょうね…アタシはアナタの想い出の中にだけいる女…アタシはアナタの少年の日の心の中にいた青春の幻影…(´・ω・｀)

>>72444143
It was a joke. i have a gf now. she said we can make a child in a year :)

>>72444221
やっぱり男か(ﾟдﾟlll)ｶﾞｰﾝ

help

How do I ask how long a restaurant has been open for?

>>72444275
アタシの股にはTENGAを装備できるわ…その辺の小娘には負けないわ…(´・ω・｀)

How is living in Shibuya? I'll be going to a language school there later this year and will most likely be living there as well. I hope it's not too expensive.

Also, I've heard it's gay friendly too (not that it particularly matters to me), so having a bf shouldn't be too surprising, should it?

>>72444370
>TENGAを装備できる
そんなもん使うよりトコロテンしてくれたほうがイッたことがわかりやすい

>>72444369
What kind of restaurant are you talking about?
You can go to a fami resu just to eat.

>>72444421
Shibuya isn't a place to live, unless you have a really good reason.
Go to Nakano. It's pretty gay.

>>72444421
Depends where you're from

Compared to NYC, rent is cheap

Rent is maybe $1250 or so?

As a foreigner ppl won't care about your sexual orientation

>>72443788
なんと…エロ美しいメーテルオネエ様でしたか。
>>72443791
うん、ノッポなオージーだってqtなjkになれるんだよ!ｷｬｯｷｬ(*´∀｀)人 (´∀｀*)ｳﾌﾌ

>>72444445
I'm at a bar right now and just want to ask the owners how long they've been in business for

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少女スキップ / Reciting Dawn After the Bonfire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4iLj7PTfZo

>>72444440
トコロテンなんて所詮我慢汁の垂れ流しよ…(´・ω・｀)

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>>72444221
>>72444275
メーテルの眼ぇ出るわ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw-NqopctV8
>>72444440
肛門にテンガを挿入して受け入れるじゃないの?
>>72443788
アタシは オタシは 女の子なの
の人だったのか!!

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いかん
ホモスレになろうとしている

>>72444616
>肛門にテンガを挿入
無茶を言うのね鉄郎…男の子はそれくらい強引な方がいいわ…(´・ω・｀)

>>72444235
Ok then you can get heads from her now. Good.

>>72444647
Nah, I don't mean when do they close, but rather how long has the bar existed for, like 1 year, 3 years etc

>>72444567
"kono mise wa itsu kara yararete irun desuka?"
I keep on misunderstanding your questions.
I should read other people's post more carefully.

Is there any way to rent a DIY workspace in Japan? Just somewhere I can go with a power outlet and don't have to worry about noise?

I'm trying to build some furniture atm and just realized that there's no way I can run these powertools in my apartment. Even during the day time they're far too loud.

なんかチラホラ削除されてるやつがいるな
なにを貼ったんだろ

>>72444548
実は夢で女になったことがあるけど
夢だったから、すぐ変になった
すなわち乳首が包皮に変身してしまった...

>>72444776
Many DIY stores have a special space with free tools where their customers can work with materials they bought there.

>>72444825
>乳首が包皮
その包皮をアナタはどうしたの?(´・ω・｀)

>>72444503
Is it really tough to live there?
>>72444519
Reeeeeee, that's expensive. Is there somewhere closer that's a bit less expensive?

There's a Jpn guy I've been talking to, so us meeting up is a possibility. I just don't want it to be awkward for him lol

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1QGnwivUk

もう寝ないとな
おやすみ(´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ

>>72444869
それしか覚えない...(´・ω・｀)

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>>72444825
>夢で女に

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>>72444878
yeah, streets are busy, and rents are overpriced.
no reasonable supermarkets to get decent food and detergents.
avoid central tokyo unless you are paid well.

>>72444950
お休みなさい鉄郎…乳首の夢の続きが見られるといいわね…(´・ω・｀)

>>72444972
いっやあああ

>>72445019
なんで鉄郎と?

>>72444950
オージーおやすみ(´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ
今夜の夢ではjkになれるとｲｲﾈ
>>72444588
今日も素敵な曲をありがとう

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>>72445091
>go on date with jap girl
>"I live in a penthouse in minato-ku"

how does she react?

>>72445093
>なんで鉄郎と
つまり>>72444616や>>72444548の意味がわからない
これ>>72444221は銀河鉄道999のメーテルの台詞
http://i.4cdn.org/int/1489843578996.jpg

>>72445334
そっか、アニメのことだった
説明ありがとう~
では本当に寝に行くw
バイバーイ

>>72444706
before I marry her I have to get my dick sucked by a korean guy to see if I'm bi
I liked the Korean anons face he had great single eyelids

>>72444035
no

>>72445232
she thinks you live at the apartment for office workers only in the street of office buildings probably.

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yararetara yarikaesu
baigaeshi da

>>72445526
oh... there was another korean poster who used to talk a lot about applying for top universities. i thought it was you.

おはようございます!

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>>72445584
Where is the most impressive place to live in tokyo jap?

>>72445646
おはよう(こんばんは)

>>72445646
おはよう鉄郎(´・ω・｀)

>>72445646
ごきげんよう:＾)

>>72445679
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Den-en-ch%C5%8Dfu
den-en chofu and so on

>>72445646
シェマ

>>72445756
>>72445756
I thought it is Akihabara. It was like ghetto.

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>>72445592

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>>72445826

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>>72445846

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>>72445756
>go on date with jap girl
>"I live in den-en chofu"

her reaction?

>>72445952

おひさしぶりっす。
すんげえねむいw
最近三笠記念公園に行ってきたっす。
戦艦三笠の中見てきたよ~
日露戦争の海戦の旗艦が保存されています。

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>>72445834
Akihabara is like this.
and there are many kebab restaurants by turkish or kurdistans.

>>72445968
Reported and called the police

>>72445826
チェシチ

今日何をするつもりでございますか

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>>72445968

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>>72445971
東郷ターンの旗艦ですね

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>>72446022
plz no porn police

>>72445968
まんこ見える
助けてくれ!

>>72445968
たしかにマンコだ

>>72446011
Actually I went there. really tons of anime and got impressed by maids looks like 17 year old.

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what the fug is this

>>72445968
please don't lewd my wife

>>72446189
渋滞
traffic jam

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>>72446108
HE HAS NO FRIENDS
HE HAS NO MATES
HE WILL NEVER BE, AT A HEALTHY WEIGHT
HE DELETES THREADS, WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AT 300LBS HE'S A BIG GUY FOR YOU
WITH HIS FAT FINGER, HE BANS ME
HE WILL ALWAYS BE, DOING IT FOR FREE

>>72446039
映画、お風呂、映画2、ベッド

>>72446185
did you enter maid cafe?
okaerinasai mase
goshujin sama

>>72446079
そうです。中々良かったですよ、しかし、良く当時はロシアに勝てたなぁ・・・と思いました。
正直勝てる要素ってあんまり無いって思いました。

>>72446239 (you)

>>72446208
thanks senpai

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>>72446241
A public training room?
A certain subscription, perhaps?
A desire to change oneself gone unfulfilled, if you would?

>>72446258
Yes and It was 2deep4me. Also expensive.

>>72446241
いいですね
何の映画?

>>72446260
ロシアに逆風が強く吹きすぎていたんだろね。。
艦隊は地球一周の大作戦だけど、行く先々で妨害を受けたりとか、陸戦も士気が落ちて不完全な形で撤退し始めてしまったりとか。

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>>72446332
you are ご主人様

>>72446570
豚でOK

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>>72446570
もえ〜もえ〜
きゅん〜きゅん〜
おいしくねれ <3
って言ってくえれませんか

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>>72444898

>>72446366
今:To die for
後:Crayon Shin-chan The Adult Empire Strikes Back

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>>72446597
豚?

>>72446743
ぶひ~ ぶひ~

>>72446446
イギリスと同盟してたおかげでスエズ使えなかったし、行く先々で挑発してくれたからね。
陸は、まあ、新しい時代の戦争だったからね。
要塞とか流行らないって結果を生んでしまった
良い例になった戦争でした。

みんなさん、たすけて下さい。
明日私はドコモに行くつもり。けいたいと電話番号がもっていないから。ドコモで何を言ったほうがいい?”電話番号を開きたいんですが” will be ok?
And I do not want any additional services, and want to pay for keitai every monthly. How to say it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLpXoq_m2Ao
I hate Japan now

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>>72446838

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>>72446838
>Crayon Shin-chan The Adult Empire Strikes Back
クレヨンしんちゃん 嵐を呼ぶ モーレツ!オトナ帝国の逆襲
英語でタイトルを書いた理由がしらない

>>72446930
誰もがロシアの勢いに手を焼いていた。
だからアジア人もみんな心情的には日本の味方だったわけだね。
まあ負けてたら今ごろ国があったかどうか。
日本の天王山。

>>72446935
Get it online.
https://mobile.rakuten.co.jp/fee/package_plan/?l-id=top_pc_device_area

>>72446935
why do you go to docomo shop in spite of 携帯持ってない?

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>>72447188

>>72447403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3udI6vh5fPo

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>>72445971
おお、久しぶり
今、嫁の実家なんで
俺は、もう寝なくちゃなんない
>>72446935
留学生かな?
外国人の場合、90日以上の在留の資格をもつことを条件に
携帯を購入できる

外国人登録証(取得に2・3日)
パスポート(パスポート原本を提示)
クレジットカード 又は 日本国内の銀行通帳+届け出印
(クレジットカードは外国発行のものでもOKの場合もある。)
携帯電話の本体代金
通常契約(後払い制)は、のすべてが必要です。
プリペイド方式契約はが必要です。

後は、とこにするかの選択
ドコモは高いようだ

http://faq.mb.softbank.jp/detail.aspx?cid=2583&id=2583

こういうのもある
https://gtn-mobile.com/

「外国人向け携帯」で検索してね

>>72447354
漢字を詠むことができない。そして、私は英語も下手。

>>72447394
They can not make new phone nubmer for me? I don't really know how this system works.

>>72447626
Get your Japanese friend help you.
We have three major carriers but their tariff are expensive.
Look up MVNO.

>>72447582
たくさん漢字があるから、何もわからない。

私は留学生。Resident Card を持っている、Japanese Bank Account も持っている。

>>72447785
I am imbecile from 4chan. I dont have any friends.

>>72447626
do you want to buy 携帯?
you should take credit card or bankbook, and identification to shop.
and you have brave heart.

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>>72447785
>carriers
Someone just said carriers?

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>>72447536
>boon docks

mah nigga

>>72447879
> 携帯
けいたいは英語でmobile phone? Yes, I want to buy it. My homecountry phone work only in GSM standard, and does not work well.

>>72447829
Contracts with docomo, au, and softbank are complicated and overpriced.
They usually start from about 6000 yen a month.
MVNOs use same networks at much lower prices.
http://www.uqwimax.jp/shop_m/

>>72447953
when will the mud break into your house Peru

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>>72447788
Watch following
http://www.softbank.jp/en/mobile/

>>72445482
Install Tinder. I am sure there must be some Korean gays in Munich.

>>72445482
The Korean guy has 20 matches on Tinder right now. 15 guys 5 girls. He does not need to suck your depressed German dick anymore. Leave him alone.

>>72448013
https://www.nttdocomo.co.jp/support/inquiry/index.html#p10
https://www.nttdocomo.co.jp/support/shop/search/shop_list.html?t=s&p=131&sc=&c%5B%5D=%90V%8Fh%8B%E6&i%5B%5D=1
(shops with a tv telephone for supporting foreigners)

>>72445635
それ僕だよ。編入学で再挑戦する。確率が高い。3学年に編入できる。

ちなみに菜食主義者になったよ。3日目豆腐祭り。血が清くなってる。

>>72448406
肉を食べてください
肉は世界で一番美味しいものですよ!

Yo!

>>72446992
韓国について、本当に色々な事があって日本人は韓国のことが嫌いなんだよ。
韓国が日本に、日本人に対してどれだけ色んな事をやってきたか
例えば日本の国旗を燃やして天皇は土下座して謝れよ!!って言ってきたりするんだよ。
そんな国と仲良くやってはいけないよ。

>>72448406
バランス良く食べるのが良いと思うけど、豆腐は冷や奴派?湯豆腐派?

>>72449224
肉は最高だね

>>72449224
>>72449700
>>72449747
肉を食べないと、セロトニンの材料であるトリプトファンが効率よく採れなくて、ウツになりやすくなるって聞いた。

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ohayo

I'll make next thread

next
>>72450309>>72450309>>72450309

>>72450275
omeko

310

> 肉を食べないとウツ
edo period・・・

Why do older men, particularly those in positions of authority, sometimes call young women with -kun? I thought that was something you only used with boys and men.