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Cheeky pint edition
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>face caked in makeup

ugly
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Literally praying to god that I wake up as a yank
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Hitler
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>Drinking anything other than wine
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just smoked weed for the first time and accidentaly spent half an hour feeling really calm and binging buzzfeed videos even though i havent watched it since i was 15.


is being high. i also cant type fuck
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>>72434934

poncey frog cunt
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>>72434934
Water is a good drink
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>>72434937
Listen to The National
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>>72434937
how much did you smoke??

what did you smoke??
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>>72434934

A cold beer during summertime can be really refreshing.
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>>72434937
hello nigger
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>>72434963
A bowl of indica nordle and some northern lights not mcuh
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>>72434894
Why do birds do this shite. Does she not realise how fucking much of a munter she looks?
>tfw there is probably people in this thread who think she's a tidy.
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>>72434944
KYS northern monkey
>>72434956
A G R E E D
>>72434957
>indie rock
Piss off.
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>>72434934
Neck yourself.
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>>72434970
fuck off spic
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>>72434990
hello nigger
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39305860

dude such a loss
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YOGA 710?
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>>72434937
>>72434971
git gud you fucking scrub, I have a pound of weed on me and I've gotten blasted every single day since january
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>>72434934
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>>72434975
nigga looks like a mini cheddar
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>>72435011
git gud and stop being a fucking degenerate
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>>72434979
>Not liking indie rock
Why the fuck not lad?
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someone linked me a really good sigor ros song here a week ago cant find it now
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>>72435037
That's because there is no good Sigor Ros song.
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>>72435032
Ol' Ludders over there only listens to Kshit
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>>72434968
>Drinking in the morning
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you are all disgusting faggots
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Willy is going mental
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>>72434937
>smoking weed
>watching Buzzfeed videos
Sort yourself out.

>>72435004
It's bad enough when celebrities think people give a shit they'll move due to political outcomes. I don't care where these people live, so long as it's not near me, apparently.
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>>72435049
?
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>>72435072
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Will literally let any yank reply this post and I won't hurt you
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> fascist
oop wat
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>>72435050

Rarely do I drink, a few times per year at most.
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got absolutely smashed tonight lads thought i was going to die at one point
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>>72435093
Now what, limey?
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>>72435026
LITERALLY NEVER EVER
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>>72435105
Shame you didn't
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>>72435134
haha yeh i was ready for it desu
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>>72435140
Haha it's not too late
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Why doesn't Ireland just take Northern Ireland? Or is the UK playing gibs me with them like they are the falkands?
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>>72435150
Why doesn't Canada just take Maine?
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>>72435147
haha!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qycAC_6Bbto

>tfw you'll never relive being a teenager listening to shitty techno will drinking cider in yer mates garage.

I miss my youth lads.
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>>72435163
Why don't we...?
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>>72435173
>techno
I was headbanging to Led Zeppelin like someone who isn't a faggot.
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>>72435150
I don't find Ireland has a military desu
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Have to wonder sometimes
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>>72435182
try it leaf
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>>72435190
You REALLY have to sit down and do a "hmmm" sometimes
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>>72435201
batter him mate
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>>72435201
Maybe I will on my vacation.
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>>72435186
>Led Zeppelin
>not a faggot.

Lad, chances are you. I work with your types. You're so fucking jaded that you think anything post-1980 is fucking garbage and you refuse to listen to any modern stuff. You probably bought kerrang magazine as well, while everyone else was reading NME like they fucking should have been.

>not listening to good rock like Zappa
Faggot.
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>>72435217
Battering leaves? Is this that British cuisine i've heard so much about?
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bit dead
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>>72435348
what do you want to talk about?
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Wonder what the average percentage of irish blood is in all of the americans that celebrated st paddys day

It's gotta be like 6% at most
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>>72435348
DEAD LIKE THE PALESTINIANS YOU ZIONIST PIGS SLAUGHTERED

FREE. FREE PALESTINE!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO5Cay6GUkM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO5Cay6GUkM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO5Cay6GUkM
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>>72435362
It's probably closer to 10-15% average. Hasn't been that many generations since the majority would've come, and a fair amount of first and second gens had to have married within their "race"
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>>72435248
>friend wants to come to gym with me and ask for a routine
>agree and tell him I do a push pull legs, and if he comes with me he can jump in.
>send him my routine
>I'm getting ready now and he just sent a text saying he's still coming but is going to only do a few exercises of the routine.
>ask him what ones
>replies with this

Push - Bench 3x6/OHP 1x6/
Dips 3x12
Pull - BBRow 3x6/ Curls 3x12 /Deadlift 1x6/Shrugs 3x12
Legs - Squat 3x6/Calf raises 3x20

Why did he even ask for help with a routine.
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>>72435362
oh shut the fuck up already
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>monogamy

is there anything more simple-minded?
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>>72435348
Be honest, are most Israelis complete wankers?

I'd imagine they are. Not hating, genuinely asking.

>>72435353
America's pretty based, lad. Just to let you know.

>>72435380
He's just upset because nobody celebrates Australia Day outside of Oz, because Australia is an irrelevant, desertified English prison colony that's contributed nothing to the world without the help of someone else.
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West Brom 0 - 2 Arsenal
Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Watford
Everton 3 - 1 Hull
Stoke 1 - 3 Chelsea
Sunderland 0 - 0 Burnley
West Ham 2 - 3 Leicester
Bournemouth 2 - 0 Swansea
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>>72435379
goo.. good post, are you perhaps a german on vacation?
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>>72435415
Egbert?
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>>72435415
Do I look like I've got all the deck chairs mate?
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kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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>>72435440
Calm down pedro.
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el mexicANO
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>>72435440
Why would you say that? That really hurts my feelings, man..
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*shows you my cock then quickly puts it back in my pants*
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>>72435404
what is your definition of a wanker
most israeli youngsters are very arab like chads and stacys
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>>72435472
>youngsters
How old are you?
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>>72435407
>Everton 3 - 1 Hull
Best not see my scouse mate for a bit.
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((((((((he))))))))) is here
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>>72435494
23 but i have an old soul xx
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>>72435472
>definition of a wanker
Just rude. Like they don't give any concern to whether or not other people are having a good day.
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American here. I love Britain!
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>>72435526
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>>72435472
>only the most orthodox jews move to israel
>their kids still turn out like degenerates
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuwTseWuWlQ
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closing this tab now
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jews are getting.....should i say......americanized?
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>Hello I am from Russia and I don't like Hitler :DDD
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*blushes*
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Hello i am from mexico and i like both hitler and trotsky
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>>72435572
Is she taking the piss?
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>>72435515
it depends honestly, underclass is a lot of hooligans like in other countries in general though id say average jewish israeli is pretty rude and loud compared to euro standards so yea they can be selfish
>>72435536
orthodox are a different culture some of them still speak yiddish as first language
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>>72435572
Is that how desensitized Euro's were to war back then?
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>>72435576
>trotsky
not surprising
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(((he))) is admitting that ((((his own people))) are assholes
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>>72435599
War was pretty common in Europe for a long time, glad it isn't anymore I'd probably just shit my pants and start crying haha
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>the mexican twat will never fuck off
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72435629
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>Anon, Nazism gets my pussy so wet, will you dress up in an SS uniform for me?

What do?
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72435639
tell her that based leo trotsky inspired nazis
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Bristol is superior.
Fuck London.
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>>72435615
its a middle eastern country after all
funny thing is this place started as a socialist haven for a bunch of middle or lower class ruskies and poles but now it's basically a much similar culture to our arabic countries than eastern or western europe
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>>72435666
Steller post
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Just fuckin spent a shitload of money lads

JUST
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>>72435761
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>>72435761
Went to the dentist?
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>>72435778
Solid bants
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>>72435595
>so yea they can be selfish
I'm sorry to hear that.
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Queen of Brit (Also of Jordan)
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3 massive farts in 2 minutes. Gotta start thinking about what I eat. Roast pork and apple sauce sarnies are pretty good though.
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Racism is power plus privilege so it is ok to not like white people.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-39305042

This is getting a lot of popularity on people I knows facebook. They didn't even read the article, just outraged a filthy peado rapist can be set free.
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/tv/'s being raided by cuckolds (again)

Why is it almost always australians who spam cuck porn
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>>72435912
The irony being of course you have the privilege to be negative towards white people, however white people being negative towards non-whites is literally a crime. There's your power and privilege, racist.
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real depression hours
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>>72435924
Wittol, a man who knows of and tolerates his wife's infidelity.
Cuckold, a man whose spouse or romantic partner is unfaithful.
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thai chicANO
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>>72435057
stop stealing my gimmick you plagiarizing cunt
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>>72435958
fuck off racist
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the pinnacle of cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHgBW3gVII8&t=301s
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I really wanna get cucked by a qt Aussie bloke senpai desu desu
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love how these whiteys like to victimize themselves
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>>72436047
not an argument
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>>72436052
>tfw arm wrestling feds allow so many cheap tricks to be used now it's not as good as it use to be.
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>>72436058
fuck off spic
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ofcourse thailad is racist

he's a wealthy westerner which only qualified for his "job" due to his skin colour and is perpetuating the historical exploitative colonial relationship between indochinese peoples and westerners
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>>72436130
hello nigger
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>>72436148
hi
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using the n-word again
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>>72436159
nigger
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>>72436159
nigger!!!!!!!
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>Bruce walks in the door, already erect at the scent of my ovulating and fertile wife
>he give me a wink and says "ello ther' m8" with a smug grin
>with one fell motion of his supieror rugged pelvis he cements my humiliation and my wife's utmost desires
>after he finished with my "Sheila" I was allowed to carefully clean up the vegimite leaking from my wife's battered and bruised genitals
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WOAH EDGY AS FUCK
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>ofcourse thailad is racist

>he's a wealthy westerner which only qualified for his "job" due to his skin colour and is perpetuating the historical exploitative colonial relationship between indochinese peoples and westerners
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>yes, i am offended by the word nigger
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dumb hatposters
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>Wow, so you're the famous Thailad I've heard so much about.
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>why yes, i am indeed mexican
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>>72436194
>>72436225
>americANOs trying to 'dora
embarrassing
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>>72436224
>brown skin
>dark eyes
>dark hair
not white
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even aussie rorke doesn't like you
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>when your people are starving to death but its okay because you sent a dog into space
sovietball thumbs up guy meme
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72436326
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING EPIC MEME XD
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>>72436326
>starving to death

no major famines after ww2
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this mexirorke is just sad
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what's saturday night looking like boys
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weird how some people look much better in photos and vice versa
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>>72436414
don't need a major famine to starve to death
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never forget the 20000000000 trillions
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>>72436459
>t.rex nose
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party time adlays
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>>72436480
p. effay fit la
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>no major famines after ww2
>when your country is so shit you distinguish between minor and major famines
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>>72436480
fuccboi
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>>72436423
he's just fat and lonely lad
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no one was starving to death
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>>72436480
FUCK OFF TURTLEMONG
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>>72436459
post fucking machines
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having a wank lads i'm doing a poo
i'm having a good hard think about you
when i'm finished pooing i'm going to be doing
another poo because i like to poo desu
wanking atm, while im doing a poo
having a think about you while im doing a poo
i want to do a poo
having a wank oh yes im having a wank
i'll have a wank while im doing a poo
i'll have a think about you while im wanking and pooing
i'm really going to enjoy this wank
pooing, doing a poo, having a big think
wanking, pooing, having a think about you
it's wank and it is poo
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>>72436534
no chance of you starving to death is there ay lad you big fat blob aha
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>>72436462
so why would they starve to death then?
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>soviet russia was great
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>>72436045
>plagiarizing
>izing
How am I supposed to take you seriously?
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>tfw we're actually living in the Cold War

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39311670
The first of 800 UK troops being sent to bolster Nato defences in the Baltic have arrived in Estonia.

The 120 soldiers from the 5th Battalion The Rifles will set up a UK headquarters in the country before the remaining troops arrive in April.

The defence secretary said they would deter "Russian aggression".
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72436651
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>>72436651
who are you quoting?
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>>72436608
because they're poor?
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>ask how are white people the master race if japan makes the best cars in the world
>get a reply saying japs are honorary aryans
looks like whiteys bubble is bursting x)
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big lift today lads

2x5 then a single @ 375 lbs for squat followed by BB stuff for upperbody
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>>72436726
do you use a belt squatting that much lad?
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white nationalists are all asian fetishits
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israel is allies with saudi arabia
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>>72436726
LMAO babby's first squat?
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>>72436726
me too, 70kg bench lmao
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the mexican doesn't like asians because his grandpa was killed by a nip
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>>72436753
So is Britain, what's your point?
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lifting is for insecure yuppie wankers
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i've said that i like ancient china
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>>72436786
i just like looking good naked desu
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I need help, /brit/, please.
How do you guys deal with depression? I have no motivation to do anything, or the things I want to do. How do you get around this situation?
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>>72436745
yea i do

i've squatted that much weight belt-less but it was an ugly af squat
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you don't like chinese monkeys though
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cant squat
bottom of my feet dont stay planted to the ground
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>>72436816
you have to be flexible as fuck to do a proper squat. a lot of people don't realize this
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>>72436798
do you have a job that isn't dead end shite?

if so then take up a trade it really will help with depression because you can hone your craft and see your work everyday and eventually you will come to be very proud of what you do
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this is not /r9k/
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>>72436816
my hip twists when I squat, is fucked.

Can envisage an injury if I put weight on so I just leg press smdh
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>>72436816
work on ankle mobility
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>>72436826
tfw anti slav master race
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>>72436798
got to chuck yourself into something that occupies your brain and gives you something to be proud of lad. join a gym. learn an instrument.
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>>72436800
considering getting one. had a back injury that made me have to stop squats and just leg press for 6 months. back into squats now and my back's the bit stopping me progressing.
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sam hyde just said he likes peep show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh5aTD5hikg#t=50
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GOOD MORNING
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(we still haven't forgotten about Lady Sovereign)
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>>72436913
my gym has a real nice powerlifting belt that no one uses except me so i haven't bought one yet

just be sure to get one that's 4" wide all the way around and 13mm thick
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had chilli last night lads. farts are hot. acrid. oily.
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>>72436913
make sure it isn't just your form first
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just did a shit, came out like a solid brick
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>>72436836
do you lift weights?
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>>72437046
he lifts a shit ton of weight every time he moves lad
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have a bad cough
can feel both my lungs twitching when i breathe
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>>72437062
Got TB lad sorry to say
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>>72437062
it's emphysema lad sorry
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got a dicky tummy
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if you wankers ever get pulled over in the US, the proper way to let the officer know you have a weapon in the car is to open the door, yell "I have a gun" repeatedly until he acknowledges you, then fire several rounds through the roof of the car to let him know you're not some looneytoon fucking around with a toy gun.

That's where the blacks go wrong and get shot, they don't clearly express that they're legally carrying a firearm.
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what an abysmal post

delete your account
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anxiety nausea haha
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I'm digging for fire
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drinking a can of fosters lads
about to throw a prawn on the barbie
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my gf WILL suck my dick tomorrow
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>>72437154
not sure what lead you to believe i cared
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>>72437154
get in line, pal
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>>72437147
>prawn
real fake bruces say shrimp lad
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>>72437040
same
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Baby boomers should be renamed the worst generation
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>>72434894
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>>72437160
she fucking BETTER
>>72437161
good post
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>>72437176
as opposed to...?
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gf's gay mate said i was cute

good sign
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>>72437177
Stop make fun of my gfs
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>>72437177
hey man can you translate this for me https://youtu.be/K-Q2kskHBtg?t=27
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>>72437120
iktf

almost every day

>tfw work payment issues
>emailed my employer and they said they ''''''''get back to me'''''''
>call the HMRC jews and get put with a bot each time
>10 second pauses and terrible voice comprehension tech that asks me to repeat a yes or no after I say it loud and clear

time to feel sick all day every day h-heh
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>>72437195
congratulations bro,

date some dudes and see how that works out for you
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reminder that brits have to pay for a license to legally own and operate a television screen
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>>72437195
PTGA

Pray
That
Gay
Away
It aint right! you people need Jesus!
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Top 5 Video Game Characters
- Tetris I block
- Tetris L block
- Tetris J block
- Tetris S block
- Tetris Z block
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>>72437233
alri mike pence
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need to stop coughing
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>>72437167
refuse to lower myself to that level
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>>72437212
try working at a call centre haha
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was on my bike last night and some other drunk twat was on his bike
he was screaming like a mong and laughing too loud. put him down à la cavendish.
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you lads need to stop putting frankie boyle on tv shows and issue an apology
sick and tired of seeing him and his terrible attempts at humour
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>>72437212
Wouldn't show up until the check cleared in my account. Any business worth working for can figure out paying it's employees without issue, period.

>>72437244
(he beat whatever political slave Clinton ran with)
(Merkel doesn't even warrant a handshake anymore)
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>>72437269
Maybe you should stop watching tellyshit
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>>72437285
haven't seen that show
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>>72437282
>get made fun of for incredibly awkward handshakes
>decide not to even bother this time
>make it even more awkward

truly the 4chan president
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>>72437321
fuck off reddit
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millenials are by far the worst generation
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>>72437390
reckon the interwar runts are the worse 2bh
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>>72437390
gen z here
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>>72437321
>"i-it was an accident he just can't handle a handshake"
He owns a variety of businesses and has made billions of dollars for himself independently, then beat the Arch Democrat herself in the US presidential election. There is a 0.00% chance he is afraid of shaking hands with some woman he doesn't like and a 100% change he ignored her request publicly out of spite. It's the beginning of the end for US/German/EU cooperation and the first public acknowledgement that Merkel has destroyed US support of her political ideals.

I hope he dogs her like that every time he sees her. Bitch almost brought her bullshit her under Obama, she's had it coming.
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Bloody hell it's already 1942 and I haven't done anything all day
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Feeling quite motivated to do something useful with myself this weekend. Shall be sitting in the bedroom playing video games all day.
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>>72437390
I used to think this until I realized it was actually gen X creating all the problems.
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might do a couple of cheeky benzos
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>>72437432
What video games babe?
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lads you know those shit meme pages on facebook that normies look at? m8 of mine always likes those types of posts so they appear on my feed every day. they've started complaining about normies on them. don't think i even know what a normie is anymore.
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>>72437443
Right on mate do a bunch this time go hard or go home ;-)
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been awake for 45 minutes and already farted at least 15 times, think a bit of curry-esque shit might've come out too but i'm too comfy to get up
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>>72437443
unironically try them up arse. it's better
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the main problem with British tarts is that they are seldom cute, almost all have this disgusting horse face or look like Rooney
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>>72437412
>implying drumpf didn't get dommed like the little cuck he is
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>>72437470
don't want to embarrass myself
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>>72437490
You already have embarrassed your kind hearted parents!!!
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>>72437484
How do you type "P-please shake my hand Mr. President" with a kraut accent like she said it in the video?
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why do leftards always bring up their cuck fetishes
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>>72437447
I've been replaying mass effect 1 to get ready for the new one, but everyone says the new one is shit so I don't know whether to bother anymore.
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>>72437466
Don't blame them.
Most normies have no clue what abnormies are like because abnormies always self-segregate themselves from normie society.
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why are yanks so obsessed with cuckoldry and BBC?
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>>72437525
can confirm. the mouth animation and audio syncing is godzilla tier
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>>72437484
need mutti merkel to pop my bollocks in her powerful east german hands
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benzos down the gullet lads
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>>72437238
they're called tetrominos
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>>72437525
Mass Effect 1 is a good game
2 and 3 are really bad though
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>>72437556
pretty sure those are fish lad
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think im in love lads
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>>72437579
it can't work lad sorry, my heart belongs to another
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>>72437596
And no other heart will do
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Diversity strikes in France

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39314250
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The GF just posted this lads
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>>72437466
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/5zxlgn/how_normies_talk/df2admc/
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/600p51/for_normies_whomst_arent_true_fans/
there are layers now
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Watched 'Kong' last night. Good movie would recommend
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>>72437672
suicide by police
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reminder to not reply
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A lot of people around me seem to think I'm an arsehole just because I make a few snarky comments. Feel like I should just cut my losses and become an actual dickhead who belittles everyone else while playing down my own pitfalls.

Is this a good way to get ahead?
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somewhere, in some more obscure chan, there are people talking about us and calling us normies
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ripping some positively Lovecraftian farts
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If Ronaldo has million number of fans i am one of them . if Ronaldo has ten fans i am one of them. if Ronaldo have only one fan and that is me . if Ronaldo has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the Ronaldo, i am against the world. i love #Ronaldo till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of Ronaldo . Hit Like If you Think Ronaldo Best player & Smart In the world
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You know, it must have been awkward to blow off the de-facto leader of the European Union and publicly disrespect her like that, but it had to be done. Somebody had to start saying no to the Germans, history dictates their behavior overall as self destructive to the point of manic leadership and clearly nothing has changed with them.

I'm glad we have a leader with the balls to stand up to Germany's supporters no matter how many death threats and how much hate mail they send his family. No more appeasement, no more nonsense for the sake of avoiding conflict, we're on the right track to doing what we want to again and Merkel took it just like the little bitch she is. It's okay to be sane again in America, and that's exactly what I voted for.
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>>72437736
What happened?
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>>72437714
You're in the uncanny valey 'between asshole' and 'kind of a dick but'. The good stuff are to be found in the 'kind of a dick but' type of personality. Look at Joe Rogan for a good role model in being that.
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>>72437715
really activates the almonds
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Hope you fascists are happy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39305860
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Got myself a gf lads
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>>72437673
Translate
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thomas sankara was quite based
really wonder why he got murdered
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>>72437743
the president of the US refused to shake hands with the leader of Germany for the first time since the end of WW2.

and I hope it does burn, Hanz. Get fucked.
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>>72437780
don't reply to it lad
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>>72437736
She should have thoughr about that before talking shit about a presidential candidate in another country pre-election. That's the only diplomatic faukt. She's responsible for creating that awkwardness.
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>>72437736
no one cares you fucking fat pardner fuck
fetch a rope
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enough people care for all of the major news sites to openly cover it, left winger fringe news included.
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>>72437780
Sorry meant to post image related. That one was the french-speaking gf to post on /fr/
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>>72437776
https://www.cpbml.org.uk/leave
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>>72437715
wizardchan
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'zos are hitting
makes me want to stay home and play video games tbqh
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>>72436798
just do whatever you feel like
you have no obligations to people even if they dont act like it
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>>72437859
i thought they were meant to make you more energetic or something
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>>72437874
mate
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>>72437874
lol nope
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>>72437874
howling
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I need your help lads? who introduced the term 'soft brexit'? Like who was the first person to say it?
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arguing with another Puerto Rican on the chon
little does he know I'm enjoying it
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>>72437880
>>72437885
>>72437889
beta blockers right?
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>>72437874
they're like tranquilizers
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>>72437852
is there an equally obscure one that isn't /r/truecels: the forum?
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*sits barely conscious on a couch while everyone worries about me*
feeling energised lads
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>>72437911
there's probably an /incel/ on cripplechan which isn't exactly an obscure chan though
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im off dem xans, i cannot dance
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/brit/ is very slow today.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k9qMtLT4KU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIlyMcJEAfs
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new new new
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>>72437979
course it is

normies are passed out drunk and won't be waking up for a few more hours and the NEETs went to be a couple hours ago
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>>72438014
>>72438014
>>72438014
>>72438014
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>>72438020 (OP)
>>72438020 (OP)
>>72438020 (OP)
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>>72438047
FOY
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>>72437282
Yeah, but I really [really] need the money even if i'm getting fucked.
It's not that I'm not getting paid, but I'm beign taxed on 10 hours of weekly work.

I'll most likely quit the moment the money from this month goes through, and i'll keep trying somehow with the gov fags.
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