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Gangsters Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REC7daXbjho
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Guzma was /our guy/ and did nothing wrong.

He followed his heart like anyone else would.
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How do I into meditation
I can't get my thoughts to shut up no matter how hard I try
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>>72434829
Breath manually while you do it. Focus on breathing.
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Real new
>>72434815
>>72434815
>>72434815
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>>72434841
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>>72434812
>[
new
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I bought ayy:isolation

you guys wanna watch me? I don't have a camera or mic
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>>72434880
sure whatever

post it nigga
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>>72434790
No, she did know why I had her write things down like an autist
That's why I didn't have her do if often :-)
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>>72434880
only if you watch me while i play no mans sky
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>It's another cross /pol/ thread
>>72433966
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senpai my vision suddenly started to fuck up like 20 minutes ago

it's like spotty, like there's squiggly blindspots or something that make it hard to see. only seems to be in my left eye

am i going to become blind
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>>72434914
http://steamcommunity.com/broadcast/watch/76561198046607051
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>>72434915
so she's a dishonest whore
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>>72434950
no she's pretty straightforward actually, and she's very tame
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>>72434966
brrrRAAPPPFFF
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>>72434966
the picture you posted says otherwise
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Watching live PD buds
Fuck my life
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>>72434880
I have the game but haven't installed it yet

Is it any good?
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>>72435015
Idk come watch it with us
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Canadian accents are comfy
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>>72434966
>the most powerful man in the world is thicker than girl poster

PFFFFFFFFT
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what should i eat for dinner
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>>72434966
>she's very tame
>sends ass pics to some random dude halfway cross the world
Seems the meaning of tame has changed these days
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>>72435060
5 guys
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>>72434926
muh herrtigde
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>>72435043
FAT
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Having friends was a mistake
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>>72434982
Nah she's a sweetheart
>>72435043
I think his ass is pretty great too, I know
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>>72435085
>>72434966
definitely takes bbc
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I was in a coma for the past few months. Someone catch me up on the latest memes. Is vapemanposting dead?
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>>72435085
>wears a cross
>sends pics of her ass to random people on the other side of the world

Dishonest whore confirmed.
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>>72435097

Is all about caraposting now.
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>>72435098
That's obviously a thor hammer
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>>72435085
>wears cross
>while showing off tits
Ah yes, religious women
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>haven't changed socks for a week
>finally take them off
>put them over my mouth and breathe in
>rockhard.jpg

How was your day, /cum/?
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>>72435097
I saw somebody post it on /sp/ yesterday but that was the first time in awhile
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>>72435076
They crosslinked between /pol/ and they're trying to dump their "redpills onto the thread"
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>>72435113
If I was a grill I'd do this
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>>72435113
Just çuccin my toes still
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>72435113
You made this same post a couple days ago, fuck off
Why are mexican posters so fucking awful lately
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>>72435113
fist of flames tier post
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Thinking about getting some ants buds
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>>72435138
>mexican poster
>canada flag
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>>72435141
Funny you should say that, I have that faggot filtered.
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Post kino

https://youtu.be/aHBj1isfnOc
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>>72435121
It's whatever I guess.

From what I can tell, the nigs only seem to dislike boers (or boer descendants)
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>>72435030
I'm in
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>>72435159
I would have no problem if they posted this on /pol/ only but the dumb niggers made a thread on /pol/ and then made another on /pol/ and linked them.
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>>72435159
The nigs dislike everyone, most especially other nigs. The largest genocide occurring in SA is central african migrants being murdered by the South african nigs
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>>72435174
*/int/
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Shit I guess its Mexicans and Canadians
Why are non-american posters so fucking awful? It wasn't like this a year ago. What happened?
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>>72435156

Why would you post your own channel.
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>Want a gf when I don't have one
>When I get a gf I don't want one because it becomes to much of a nuisance
>We break up, wait a couple months and repeat the whole process
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Why exactly would a white person willingly live in Africa?
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>>72435156
>>72435195
That's actually my channel.
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>>72435209
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>>72435216
OMG the vibrant culture and the "friendly people" (le bbc meme), I just feel obligated to help, as all of germanys wealth comes from robbing poor african children. I also like lions and tsetse flies.
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looking up pornography AS I TYPE THIS
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>>72435216
I like it's location and it has cool scenery
Also wouldn't mind an afrikaans qt 2bh
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>>72435258
>-graphy
s-science
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Answer the queston, Science
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>>72435288
Deez nuts
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>>72435097
Janny b& a bunch of people for it some time ago and it has never been the same in /cum/ since.
t. knower
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>>72435263
>unironically watching a man have sex with a woman
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lfg to rob tyrone
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I was in a car accident today my dudes

Drunk fuck (over .20) in a big truck hit me head on while taking a stupidly wide right turn, then drove off and crashed his car in his house and got arrested

What's his jail time looking like, I'm fucking pissed because the shitter might of totaled my car
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>>72435298
I actually came back 3 days ago from 6 months of being banned.
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>>72435216
South Africa has a great Mediterranean climate in some areas and the Boers were looking to escape persecution. The Bantu migrants had killed of many of the native San people in SA at the time so much of the region wasnt populated either so it seemed like a good idea at the time to settle it.
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>>72435303
>implying I don't exclusively watch females masturbate
If I wanted to see a dick I'd look in the mirror
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>>72435177
>The largest genocide occurring in SA is central african migrants being murdered by the South african nigs
The South African nigs are civilized law-abiding citizens in comparison to the African migrants they have there.
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>>72435314
>6 months of being banned.
I request to see this ban's screencap
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>>72435097
had its run
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>>72435344
It's gone friend, I don't know how.

It kept getting extended because I was shit talking the mods in the appeal messages.
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>>72435360
This thread was shit, why did some redditor screencap it like it was epic there was a technical malfunction with the site?
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Ku ku ku~
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>>72435367
to upset you and you specifically
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I just watched the video of Trump and Merkel and it's kind of funny how he simply ignores her.
I love how our deluded people and media thought she would make him her bitch and that it ended up like this.
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>>72435361
>It kept getting extended because I was shit talking the mods in the appeal messages.
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>>72435361
Really could have had some good screencaps out of that bud. Missed opportunity.
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>>72435375
This
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>>72434948
Jesus
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>Paha is posting but not in here
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>>72435423
T H I C C
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>>72435459

im here
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>>72434947
stop peeing on your face
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>>72434947
You had a stroke.
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I regularly
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find myself
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cum
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ming
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I hate women as a concept
I wish we were all hermaphrodites, life would be so much simpler
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If you ever feel like shit, just remember, you weren't born in Ireland
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>>72435524
I can't be cheered up by things I take for granted
It would be like telling a starving kid in Africa "at least you still have your eyes!"
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>>72435524
too bad, it seems nice and from what I've heard they are nice at least when they aren't drunk.
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ACH LADDIE
WACH FOLOL DE RAH
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Hat badmash mera ghar hai paas
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>>72435523
Fighting to be alpha would be more fun
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>>72435549
what do you think of Merkel
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>>72435628
muddar choed
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>>72435628
Why isn't India like 6 countries instead of 1 country?
Fucking brits.
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>>72435638
Biggest alpha is one who dominates a black man in sex
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>>72435459
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>>72435651
Same with south africa
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Here are my three wishes for the monkey paw
Die right now
Die quickly
Die painlessly
How could that go wrong?
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HEY
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HEY
YOU
YOU
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I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
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ayy game got kind of boring

pretty to look at though
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>>72435643
I used to like her, I won't deny that. I thought it would be good how she handled the economic crisis. Some day I realized she's only a giant opportunist and needless to say, she fucked up by letting almost a million people in without any backround checks and since then it only went downhill. All these new laws curtailing our rights of speech, more surveillance and state propaganda everywhere. It's not even subtile anymore. I don't blame her alone, I blame our whole government, but I'm disappointed in her.
She's better than Schulz and a red-red-green coalition for sure though. I won't vote her again though.
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it's confession time... post your confessions and let me judge you
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>>72435694
Whats the general publics opinion on her over there?
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>>72435694
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

A German leader fixed the German economy and is now the most important person in Europe?

I FEEL LIKE I'VE HEARD THIS STORY BEFORE
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redpill me on girlposter
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>>72435685
*fucks your boipussy*
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this picture was taken in mexico
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>>72435706
im not actually from placer
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>>72435717
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>>72435706
I don't like anime but I really like the screencaps people take of them for reaction pics and shitposting

>>72435722
Go back to Louisiana loser
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>>72435725
Makes sense seeing that it has military protection, don't want mexico to try anything fancy
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who /losAngeles-or-OC/ here?
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>>72435727
Why'd you change it again?
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>>72435736
fuck off you prostate sissy
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>>72435715
She is adolf's daughter. Putin and the Vatican took care of her all these years. Now she's ready
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>>72435727
it's a shame cause one of my friend is originally from auburn, ca.... but i forgive you fag

>>72435736
it's okay. i do the same.... and souix falls > rapid city... but i forgive you

>>72435746
i am... confess your sins to me bitch
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>>72435706
I fucked a 49 year old prostitute when I was 19 and got an STD
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>>72435706
i ate my own semen a few hours ago
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>>72435765
not really a sin I live north and was wondering if the water will be warm enough for a couple of day on the beach next month?
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>>72435781
why, and how did it taste
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>>72435769
fuck it
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>>72435787
i was trying to suck my own dick so i just went for it

it tastes kinda salty and sour but not too much
like sweat
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>>72435769
as long as you have fun it's okay. i once got clymydia before, took a pill and all fine now... i forgave myself and will forgive you

>>72435781
semen was in your body, it was outside your body, but you put it back in your body... so nothing really happened in my eyes

>>72435784
come down to SoCal, its been mid80s to mid 90s for the past week.. but i'll "hella" pray to based jesus for warmer weather in NorCall
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>>72435747
to bully placer cause that stupid fag wont use it
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>>72435711
People say "she does a good job" etc. she created a new Führerkult around herself, eventhough media is starting to force Schulz a lot too. He's popular by reddit tier people, college leftists and idiots that are fed up with Merkel but won't vote any other party. We have a shit ton of small irrelevant parties they could elect instead.
It's hard to predict how things will really turn out in fall. Currently the SPD (Schulz party) and the Union (Merkel) have about the same percent of voters. After the elections in the Netherlands people say the AfD will lose voters again, which might be, but the whole situation might change if we're facing terrorist attacks here again.
But coming back to Merkel, they call her the "leader of the free world" here, they think she could take on almost everyone which is ridiculous.
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You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
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>>72435809
so theres no chance of a more conservative leader for you guys at this point?
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>>72435813
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>>72435808
Xd
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>>72435807
not trying to piss you off but you think the ocean will be warm enough a month from now?

Trying to drive from NorCal to L.A/O.C driving through based US1. L.A to AZ
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>>72435818
currently there's no realistic alternative. The AfD wouldn't get 51% even if there'd be daily attacks.
Horst Seehofer is a barking dog that never bites, he's weak and I have absolutely no respect for him. I can't understand why the Bavarians elect him all the time.
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>>72435835
lol why would the question piss me off? should be warm enough, it was for the past two weeks for sure
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I can't stop smoking and every time I cough it sounds like an old man dying. Fuck man
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Give me 1 good reason I should like Arkansas
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>>72435879
>I can't stop smoking
wrong
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>>72435890
It could be worse
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>>72435860
thanks man I just avoid asking questions the majority of time because how aggressive people are here

57 still sounds a bit cold but w/e should be fun, I guess I was spoiled by living in florida of all places.
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hello i from Thompson Manitoba
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He can play the honky tonk like anything
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getting the feeling one of the jannies is a japanese netouyo

say anything bad about americans here, you're fine. say bad shit about brits in /brit/, you're fine. say fuck finns in /mammi/, you're fine. say anything bad about japs in the japanese thread? banned within minutes

absolute shitposts can stay up forever but if you say anything mean about japs in that thread you are literally banned within minutes

seriously, go try it
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>>72435939
not interested but thanks m8
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>>72435939
like there's literally a post up with a naked woman at the top of /int/ right now, a blue board. but nope, janny isn't concerned with that, just stays in the jap thread policing that and nothing else.

really activates the almonds
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>>72435953
this. One time that polish dumbfuck posted cp in one thread and the jannie took at least 5 minutes to delete it, eventhough I'm sure a lot of people reported it.
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>>72435930
Sup.
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>>72435917
i think it'll be fine. i went towards the end of november before and it was bearable

just dont go to santa monica and choose a nicer and less crowded beach to go to or head down to san diego/coronado for nicer viewings
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>>72435953
there's a general I post in and same thing happens. some people gained jannie powers to have influence on their own generals
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>>72435968
yup, i had a thread where i told them to "stop typing in moon runes" and was banned within a couple minutes of saying it

that's literally it, i called their alphabet moon runes and got banned

cp and porn and saying fuck everyone else besides the japanese? janny is fine with it
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>>72435939
weeb boards like /a/ are some of the most heavily moderated and secured boards for the most part. You post some shit there it's gone and you're b&, meanwhile on /int/ or /mu/, shitposting runs rampant
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>>72435982
proof

this wasn't even in the japanese general
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>>72435973
I don't think we have a janny in /deutsch/, and even if we had one, he'd do a piss poor job.
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>>72435987
I tried to make a spiderman thread on /a/ last week and got banned in a few minutes
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>>72435996
I remember that thread.
>>72435930
It must be pretty cold up there.
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>>72436009
>spiderman thread
You got what you deserved
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so now I wonder what happens if a janny is shit at the job they aren't even paid to do? who strips them of their janitor privileges? who keeps them in check? we don't even know who the fuck they are

even reddit has better moderation transparency
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Just finished reading a book for the first time in like 4 years
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>>72435972
what's wrong with santa monica? I've been looking at campgrounds near santa monica mountains (near malibu) it looks pretty neat. Thoughts?
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>>72436026
probably sending an email would give you a better answer
>>72436069
good job what book was it, the alchemist?
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>even reddit has better moderation transparency
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I got caught masturbating to anime by my girlfriend and now she keeps bantering me about it and she even told her best friend. I am so ashamed
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>>72436025
>I dont know about japanese spiderman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P8BxyZddzU
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>>72436107
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>>72436107
how do you get to get a gf and not me? really makes one wonder
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>>72436107
Get the fuck out of here.
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>>72436100
Portrait of an Artist as an Old Man
Coincidentally, the last book I read before that was Catch-22, in my junior year of high school
I wanna get into some real /lit/ shit now though, maybe Brothers Kamarazov or Oedipus Rex
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>>72436105
>>72435939
He finally deleted that /pol/ thread about South Africa so there might be hope for him.
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>>72436107
>she even told her best friend
wew, why can't they keep this shit for themselves, but get upset when you tell your friends harmless stuff.
The girl of my best friend got mad at him for telling me that she tends to be racist towards other latinos, like I would care. I don't even know here.
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>>72436107
denial/embarrassment just digs your grave

you gotta amplify the situation to parody it to the point of absurdity. Tell them that they should see your REALLY weird porn collection or something
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>>72436141
>other latinos
>latinos in germany
please do share more about latinos in germany
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>>72436123
I live the life of an autist and a normie in one. I'm also not even remotely an introvert
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>>72435939
Test
>>72436175
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>>72436184
Cya.
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>>72436089
cause the area you are in was not santa monica but rather either malibu or pacific palisades. i really hate the pier and the beach there is usually dirty and crowded with tourist. if you want less annoying tourist and still crowded then head a few blocks down to venice beach. there's free parking if you park in the streets and its only a couple blocks walk

and there's more cool stuff do to in venice. if you want to do dumb shit then theres an oxygen bar where you can breath in a high % of oxygen which gets you kinda off for a a bit. if you like jazz or love la la land, then the jazz bar is there. and abbot kinney is a ace as fuck couple blocks for you to explore and its all a few blocks from the beach

but you should really go for the free parking desu
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>go to popular general
>shitpost
>get banned for shitposting
>WOOOOOW ITS LIKE THIS GENERAL HAS A MOD OR SOMETHING"
get checked out for autisim senpai
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>>72436235
>>shitpost
You mean like you're doing now?
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>>72436161
I'm not a latino. The girl is from argentina and she hates mestizos and amerindians. I thought it was just a meme or something, but it seems like it's not.
As far as I know there aren't many latinos here. There are a few mexicans here, they are okay though. Other than that there are some peruvians here, they often work in nursing services or cleaning services, they seem to be friendly, too. There's some columbians and a lot of Brazilian erasmus students but I never really talked to them so far. It's probably annoying being from a latin american country here, because most people only know about brazil, mexico and Argentina. Brazil and argentina are only known for Messi, Ronaldinho etc. while Mexico is known for food, the springbreak parties and other stuff. Most don't seem to know about the cartels for some reason.
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>most open positions are in web dev
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>>72436242
except we don't have a mod

We're like Mrs.Kaine's cats. She'll tell you to watch over them the entire day while shes out on a trip to the city, but you actually just leave them alone for most of the day and only check in on them every 4 hours to see if they need food and water.
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boys, is it a positive if a girl in my class is constantly approaching me and chatting for awhile without me initiating anything?
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>>72436272
Yes, HIV positive in fact
Keep your distance if you know what's good for you
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>>72436272
nah dude everyone does that
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>>72436272
Maybe, maybe not. Girls are mysterious creatures.
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Lost my favorite knife
Hope it's in the car, 2spooky to go out there and check for it right now though
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>>72436296
You sure you didn't drop it on the ground?
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lost my favorite katana
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>>72436304
I might've, but I hope I didn't
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>>72436309
I actually have one, it's right above my bed, no joke.
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Is it a positive if a girl texts me good night with a smiley face at the end
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>I actually have one, it's right above my bed, no joke
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"I use greentext"
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Is it a positive if a girl sucks my dick.
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>>72436354
that katana is looking a bit short... *unsheathes masamune*
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>every major company wants you to sign up to submit your resume
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>>72436377
Just like ur dick.
*unzips pants*
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>>72436391
sign up then
if there was no sign ups theyd get spammed by bots
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>>72436228
thanks a bunch I've been looking at oxygen bars videos for the last 15 mins. I'd def do that, although since I'm doing this by myself I don't know how I'd feel about doing all this normie shit on my own. Was thinking just on camping but thanks though sempai
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>>72436354
>>72436377
While you fools were wasting time with females I was studying the blade and anime
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>>72436391
The only time I don't get emails back from a company desu
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>>72436413
>signing up prevents bot spam
no way
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>>72436413
spend an hour every night applying
nothing yet
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>>72436006
We have a janitor, she is btw female.
She always deletes the post of Sae Anon.
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>>72436511
Women on 4chan
Nice try Janny
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>>72436511
True, i remember that he's been mad about it at some point.
Do you mean
>Katrin vom /deutsch/-team
or a real female? I don't think a real female wouldn't be mad about the whole >german ""women"" posting.
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>>72436431
across from that oxygen bar is a place call cabo cantina and you should head there for endless tacos for $7 and 2 for 1 drinks during happy hour (4-7p and 10 till close)

nah, you'll get lost in the crowd and we're all laid back and friendly so you really shouldnt feel awk or anything desu

if you'll be traveling alone, i think itll be better to stay at hostels. its cheap and you'll easily make friends with fellow travelers and can just hang out with them

but if you do come with friends or make some pals or just want to have some fun time then check out vssl (just google vssl los angeles or something similar) for overnight warehouse party. tix are cheap, but you have to email them and they'll tell you the location like a few days before the actual funtime.... it's fun, go give it a try braj
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>>72436572
cabo cantina it is thanks again sempai.
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hi cum
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>>72436736
forgot to mention, its only on tuesdays though for the tacos... happy hour is twice a day every day
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>>72436765
halo, du u lek pezza?
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>>72436765
hi portland
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>>72436773
do you live in Venice?
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Nice day we're having haha :)
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*clacks your ass*
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>>72436842
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>>72436854
literally have no idea what you're talking about but my had never seen that om google street view
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>>72436809
nah, i live in pasadena. i actually really hate the westside. i find it boring as hell... the eastside and DTLA is usually where i hang out and the area thats more fun

here's another pro tip: head to the satellite (music venue) in silver lake on friday and head there between 9-10 for free pizza and theres no cover charge before 10.. the theme on friday is shitty ass music but you'll have fun there even solo-ing... free pizza though
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Is it a positive if a girl has sex with me, then afterwards tells me that she loves me, then gets embarrassed and says it doesn't count since it's just after cumming?
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>>72436875
>but my had never seen that om
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>>72434812
team skull is the best
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>>72436915
St. Pat's
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>>72436839
*cups your deebs*
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>>72436911
this might strike you as odd but i don't deal with alcohol hence going to clubs and all that isn't for me. I really do want to go to the beach and get a better feeling on SoCal the short periods of time that I've been there I've felt like I could absolutely live there. Here in the Bay is not bad at all but there's something about the people in general that makes me feel like I don't belong idk m8 thanks for answering the questions and reading my blog
>>72436915
sorry it's l8m8don'th8
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Goodnight cum//, I'll have another cigarette
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>>72437051
make sure to brush your teeth
>>
*advocates friendship and goodwill*
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>>72437072
good lad
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>>72436990
a lot of people dont drink in there also. its a music venue first and foremost. just that one friday each month they got free pizza so just head in, eat, then boucne. but, it really is fun spot where fun people converge and gather just to chill and meet people too sans alcohol

i think its really a matter of which neighborhood you go to cause it can drastically change. like i have a feeling outside of just the sights, you wouldnt enjoy santa monica at all

either way, venice's abbot kinney or silver lake or echo park, you'll be in prime time artsy neighborhood where a very high concentration of young peeps hang out in so there's tons of chances to meet/talk to random people there easily (more so in the east side aka east of the la river).

i'd highly recommend you to check those out... theres a handful of other busy area that young folks hang out in that i think you'd enjoy more.. if you also want me to list them, let me know
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>>72437137
saving these on notepad. are you a regular /cum/ poster?
>>
Who really gives a fuck?
>>
>>72437247
I do.
>>
>>72437247
aboot what?
>>
>>72437172
i pop in once in a while but i usually shitpost in the random repeat threads.. just make some thread on CA or LA and i'm usually there to trash the place
>>
You clearly give a fuck if you're asking.
>>
I want to try giving a fuck. Is it fun?
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>>72437358
I gave a fuck once, it was okay...nothing special
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>>72437319
gotcha sempai have a good night
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Have you had a glass of milk with every meal today?

Don't forget to drink a glass of warm milk before bed.
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>>72437405
you forgot to write raw milk
>>
>>72437393
sleep well norcal
>>
How long have you been posting in /cum/?
>>
Are american or mexican women sluts?
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>>72437514
both are sluts... this should make you happy since the chances of you getting some has improved
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>>72437530
What about American men
>>
everyone can go to hell
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>>72437679
likewise but easier.. you bi anon?
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hey guys its still snowing
>>
Honestly don't understand this white ethnostate meme buds.
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opinions on this serial?
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>>72437508
literally a day
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Do you still have nostalgia for the Soviet Union because back in time you had a worthy enemy to compete and develope?
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>>72438211
fake news
now stop hacking our president thank you
>>
>>72438244
today is china
>>
>>72438244
no we're glad it's over now china is the enemy which both your nation and mine can defeat
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>>72435361
I always did that whenever i got a banned proxy. Around 20 appeals in a row
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>>72438293
t. survivor of the poolocaust
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>>72435310
Glad youre ok bud
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>tfw you nut so hard that it shoots way further than you thought and gets all over the other side of the room and you have to clean it up

It's a feeling of pride and disgust
>>
>>72438373
Finns out
>>
Post tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JhPguQmFWU
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>>72439134
Do not approve of this behaviour.
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>>72436184
Lmao they got you already

Meanwhile shitposts galore in the catalog
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>>72439184
Finns. Out.
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Hey guys I need some (YOUs) Im feeling real sad
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Thinking about trying to get a relationship with a female buds.

Don't think there are any non-sluts left though.
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>>72440239
This is the reason you don't have a girlfriend.
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@72440236

>>>/balt/
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>>72440267
I think it's more because I don't go outside or try to talk to anybody. Up until now I haven't wanted a gf, but I'm considering it right now.
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>>72440307
No half decent girl will ever want anything to do with you
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>>72440373
Why do you say that?
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>>72440236
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>>72440404
You're the type of "most women are sluts" 4chan neckbeard that everyone always makes fun of

Literally no regular, decent girl will ever want anything to do with you. Don't waste anyone's time or creep anybody out by speaking to them, stay inside
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>>72440446
Sounds like you're projecting.

Also most women are sluts, just make a tindr account if you don't think so.
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Bomb Mexico when?
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>>72440446
Excellent post.
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>>72440473
>most women use tinder
You can't be this dumb.
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>>72440473
men are sluts just make a grinder account
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>>72440473
I do have a tinder you dumb faggot

You're creeping me out by even replying to me, seriously, stay inside
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>>72440504
women are vindictive.
is that a better analogy?
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>>72440504
Most millennial women do use tindr yes. I'm not looking to date somebody in their mid-30s.
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>>72440523
What's a matter? Upset that nobody but bots are matching you bud?
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>>72440528
>Most millenial women do use tindr yes
I guess you really are this dumb.
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>>72440565
Stick to fucking your body pillow my man
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>>72440527
That's not even an analogy.
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>white knights sperging because somebody acknowledges that modern women are sluts

It's gunna be a good day buds
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>live in montana
>make a tindr real quick
>nobody shows up
its really lonely here buds
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>>72440608
+1
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im having power fantasies again
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>>72440688
make them a reality
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That anons right women are sluts
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>>72440866
cant beat up anime
i convert the energy towards working out
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/cum/ more like /ded/
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>>72442687
gewd morning
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>>72442753
Hey bud
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gays itt now
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>>72442818
hows it goin, got any plans for today?
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>>72442928
Just gonna do stuff around town with the bf
>>
Get in, whoever is awake
>>72443114
>>72443114
>>72443114
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>>72442971
cute
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