Russia invades your cunt. What happens?

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they fail

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join them to a party

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A massive sexual orgy with slavs, german women and german boipucci while we bath in the blood of the muslims who tried to protect their new homeland.

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Watch the boys fly

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>>72433307
Jihad

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>>72433307
And how would they do that?

>>72433307
They all die during the next summer.

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*call the lads*

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>>72433407
im russian, now give some aryan gurls

I'm hoping we can become good friends with them soon if we befriend anybody

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>>72433535
NO WAR NOW

>>72433498
No, you have to liberate us from the mudslims first.
Then you can have all the Germans you want.

>>72433579
I'd rather fight China with the help of the Russian Federation

>>72433591
this

>>72433307
they died of overheat
problem solved by itself

>>72433307
Wait for our American overlords to bail us out

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>>72433441

*teleports behind you're cunt's capital*

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/22/russia-aims-to-develop-teleportation-in-20-years/

>>72433307
For them to reach Portugal (by land, at least), then all of the resisting Europe is already crammed in here.

Fugg :DDD

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>>72433622
What if we didn't feel like it

>>72433677
HELL NAW

>>72433677
Teleport me a gf please

>>72433723
Join Russia and invade the US, I guess.

>>72433797
Thanks, Portugal

>>72433783
It's a teleporter, not an infinite improbability drive.

>>72433307

A bright flash followed by a swift end to my days on 4chan.

They already did, a couple years back they were on the news for having tanks in Georgia or some shit like that.

>>72433921
stop

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They die

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>>72434014
this gif made me mad

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russia will lose all their boats again

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More Russians join the NHL.

>>72433354
do fins really believe it?

>>72433307
Join them and move in to conquer the US next.

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A million Russians get visas to visit Finland every year. Nothing happens. Russians are good visitors unlike Balt shit poverty criminal scum

USA comes to the rescue, hopefully

>>72433354
But win clay.

Play videi ganes

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>>72435563

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>>72433307
Again?

>>72435483
We make visas and Finland just to visit other eu cunts afterwards, I don't think I've ever visited Funlan for more than 20 hours

I would join them. The fact that I speak Russian might get me accepted.

>>72433307
Ayy

>tfw your country isn't total garbage so you can't just burn it to the ground to repel the attack

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Bulgaria becomes part of Russia and... nothing really changes I guess.

*sigh* NOT AGAIN

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>>72433307

everyone on earth dies, except for maybe New Zealand and the Principality of Sealand

>>72433845

underrated huepost

>>72435483
>>72436000
Btw what's the thing with ruskies coming here to shop carrying literally thousands of € in cash and waving them around and yelling like kids? Like they want to get mugged or something.

>>72435608
Again.

>>72433354
Most modern finns are effeminate betas

>>72433431
>a couple of niggers with guns stopping the eternal slav without external support
Lol. Last time Russia invaded they bombed the shit out of whatever little infrastructure there was and put in a proxy gov.

>>72433463
This goes for you too

>>72433591
>with the help of the Russian Federation
China is Russia biggest trading partner. I doubt they'd choose sides.

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>>72436714
Let me tell you about your country: The post.

The funny thing was it wasn't an american, just some sad fucking russiaboo living in another miserable shithole.

>>72436670
Ok, we just wait until you get tired and collapse

>>72436757
>The funny thing was it wasn't an american, just some sad fucking russiaboo living in another miserable shithole.
Literally what are you on about

>>72436825
he is just trying to be edgy, don't mind

>>72433407
this desu :3

>>72433307

We welcome them with Vodka and Perogies.

>>72436757
cringing at you rn

>>72433307
We drive them out because we end up being more effort than it's worth to keep us since we riot but we sacrifice 5 counties which will be under Russian rule

USA, EU and Turkey get involved

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>>72433307

Russia finally has europeans

Also Russia's collective IQ skyrockets

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Russian_invasion_of_Holland

>>72440338
>Holland
I knew it, you are Holland after all.

>>72433307
Nuclear holocaust tbqh.

>>72436510
they buy with cash because the money is dirty as fuck and they don't want to leave an electronic paper trail. simple as that.

>>72440369
No, Holland are the two western provinces.

There are twelve provinces.

It'll make chechenia look like a picnic at the park.

>>72433307
Offer them a cuppa and ask if they fancy a quick pint before they go.

We lose.

>>72433307
The welfare parasites leave in search of another host, the government tries to surrender, but is ignored by the military, which is unable to keep the Russians out, but shifts into guerrilla mode. Five years later the Russians leave, but Sweden is in ruins with a massive death toll.

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>>72440457
>less than 10k dead in two wars for 15 years

But Chechnya was "a picnic at the park" compared to a real war.

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>>72440308
>Russia finally has europeans

I don't think 290000 Europeans is so much for such a large country as Russia.

We will have a new criminal faction in the country.

>>72433307
We surrender
Now go kill the kikes for us filthy slav
And do it fast, the last retard who promised to remove the kikes for us only killed a few dozens of thousands in 6 years