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/balt/ + /ausnz/ and ur mum did a sweet job sucking us all off

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guiness cans have plastic anal bubbles in it. don't think it's right at all what about you lads?
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włoski
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Reminder that 2D women are NOT important.
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>>72427149
already knew that :D
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where can I get myself a cute estonian gf(male)
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reminder not to reply to bins
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How are you doing my southern baltics, just emptied 24pack of beer provided my greatest ally eesti.
Hows your plans for the weekend besides shitposting on balt
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>>72427225
plan is to start grilling season since it's already +3C outside. maybe do some light renovation job on the apartment. not much really.
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only important post in this itt
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>>72427179
good morning
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>>72427207
Its time to go back to Russia u subhuman
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Fuck finshits!
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reminder that bins are public masturbators
also they stand 10 feet apart in bus stops
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>>72427346
Yeah, Spring has truly started and Its good time to start the grilling season. What you planned to cook besides sausages?

Gived this beauty try last evening, must say you handdle beer drafting. It was pure perfection
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WTF LATVIA
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>>72427455
>>72427533
no tears sisters
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I cut the cans open, take them out and stick em up my ass
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tfw no gf who could cuddle in your lap and fall asleep reading a book
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>>72427571
i don't cook sausages, they are shit tier food. i was planning on cooking pork in garlic, onion, pepper, bay leaf and paprika powder marinade. maybe throw some mushrooms in too.
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>>72427698
Tbqh it depends on quality of sausages, good sausages can actually be really good.
Still it sounds wonderful, what beer your planned to drink with it?
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boring thread

everyone asleep on friday night?
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>>72428012
thinking about girls
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>>72427943
there are of course these sausages that are just raw meat stuffed in a pipework of an animal
they are quite nice
but most sausages are not real meat and rather like 80% meat and then some disgusting shit

i wasn't planning on any particular beer, but my father who is coming from another city will bring some german and latvian beer so i only have to prep the meat and fish
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>>72427661
which book?
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>>72428045
kodak moments?
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>>72428071
Yeah shitty sausages are shitty, example this piece of flour, only 50% meat.

Thats nice, So its family grill fest then, love fish, which kind of fish are you going to prepare? Salmon?
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>>72428137
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>>72428247
Heres that "meat" :D
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'ye
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>>72428262
throw away that cigarette!
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>>72428327
boeiii
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watch out whitey
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chuggem
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>>72428247
we are all going to the country house so it's a family get together with my gf, both my sisters husbandos and maybe some friends will come... slash sauna slash grilling party. i'm doing slightly salted raw salmon served after one day of salting with sour cream lemon sauce and house cheese, also salmon with dill, honey and rose pepper to put on grill and then some herring to put in smoke oven, wanted to get flounder or pike as well but was too busy. mother will bring all sorts of gellied (aspic'd) fish. the sea devil for instance. and cod.
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>>72428481
> gf
You lucky one normie :D
Shame i cant feel but happy towards my brother.

Sounds like blueprints of perfect night, but when dad comes and shits on your back?
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>>72427225
>>72427346
>>72427571
>>72427698
>>72427943
>>72428071
>>72428247
>>72428481
>>72428618
What a nice chat
Shame we only have spamming cancer over at /SvT/ ;__;
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>>72428618
>, but when dad comes and shits on your back?
it's more likely that he will bring marinated ribs to put on the grill and a lot of jack daniels
i'm not sure if shitting on the back is common tradition here
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>>72428824
Were just poorly memeing, last time i checked he was the one suppose to bring drinks.
You are clearly changing the pact of truth my friend.

>Jonneile derbilläsi pitkin lähikuntia
>Bongaa riparikaverisi bussipysäkiltä
>Jää rupattelemaan
>Tyty myöhästynyt bussista
>Seuraava tulee kahden tunnin päästä koska lande
>Tarjoudu heittämään ja lainaa kypärääsi herrasmiehenä
>Ebin outlaw päristelyt tytyn kämpille
>Tilava maalaistalo
>Voisit toki jäädä hetkeks jos sul ei kiire oo, tarjoon vaik limuu t. tyty
>Rojahda sohvalle
>Tyty tuo keimaillen sitä limua
>Suddenly a wild kutitustappelu
>Saa muna seisomaan pystyssä
>Onnistu peittelemään sitä
>Tyty käpertyykin kainaloon
>Pitkä rauhallinen hiljaisuus
>"että sä nyymi oot hikinen, voisit lainaa tota suihkuu ja pyyhettä täält"
>Suostu
>Jatka silti kutitusta
>Tyty saa päälleen limua siinä metakassa
>Kiihotu ja moipitäämennä suihkuun
>"Älä oo kauaa, munki pitää pestä nää limut päältäni"
>Suihkuttele kestoerektiosi kanssa tovi
>"Tuun ihan just sinne hei, olit sä sitten siellä tai et"
>Älä edelleenkään saa jöpötystä laskemaan
>Kuule, kuinka pukutilan ovi aukeaa
>Hetken kuluttua pesutilan ovi aukeaa myös
>Isäsi kurkistaa pesutiloihin ja näkee sinut
>"Ai se tyttö ei ookkaan täällä. No hyvä"
>Mitä vittua isä?
>"Nyt on hätätilanne"
>Isä paskantaa lattiakaivon päälle
>"Paskon nyt selällesi poika"
>Isä vääntää sinut kaakelilattiaa vasten vatsallesi makaamaan
>Paska ejektoituu selällesi
>Isä hieroo sitä selkääsi vasten ja kysyy "tykkäätkö poika tykkäätkö"
>No jos ihan totta puhutaan niin en kyllä hirveästi
>"En kyl minäkään, luulin et sä tykkäisit"
>Ei koskaan puhuta paskaepisodista isän kanssa
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will purge /balt/ of aeruous discussions when im admin
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>>72429048
post anime, mom 'accidentally' deleted all my pics of the computer
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>>72429095
Did she leave a note?
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will not be posting anime as im barely awake
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609_uu
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Kongo is best ship
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>>72429026
>>Isä hieroo sitä selkääsi vasten ja kysyy "tykkäätkö poika tykkäätkö"
>>No jos ihan totta puhutaan niin en kyllä hirveästi
>>"En kyl minäkään, luulin et sä tykkäisit"
xDDDDDD
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489723774718.webm

which one of you cunts is this
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>>72430586
Not me, sorry I couldn't be of any help
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>>72430586
ur mum
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>>72430586
My Grandad, he has been taking too much cough medicine
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living longer is a bad thing
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>>72432004
Nah
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>>72432053
it is objectively true
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>>72432122
I disagree
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>>72427085
They are balls called wigets full of nitrogen. They help the guinness release CO2 and give it a nice foamy head.
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Post your personal car.
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>>72433782
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i have arrived
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>>72433859
Niiiice.
Here's mine.
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>>72433916
i have been expecting you. please, take a seat. we need to discuss the events that transpired last night. tell me, what do you remember about the past 18 hours or so?
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>>72433938
It looks like a muscle and an econobox had a shiny baby.
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Good morning, chaps.
>>72433938
Nice car.
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>>72434282
Good morning, stoner
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>>72434378
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>>72434620
Southern Texan?
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>>72434734
North Chilean :^)
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>>72434782
Those American boots are pretty bitchin'
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>>72434830
ikr
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hey brother(s)
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>>72435086
hey hello
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Ah yes /balt/ always treats me right :)
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kill me
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>>72435210
;)
>>72435211
no
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>>72435336
please, my head hurts like fucking Hiroshima
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>>72435374
hmm
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I'm hungry.
What do?
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>>72435374
Massage your head.
>>72435537
Cook something delicious.
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Posting semi-famous Estonian who posts itt sometimes.
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>>72435548
You are very wise
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>>72435548
Whoa whoops I accidentally massaged my head and not cooked something delicious, I followed the first instruction that was not directed towards me but that guy in Japan by mistake.

What's going to happen to me?
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i'm like a sister to u right lads?
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>>72435561
Thank you.
>>72435613
You will receive a good feeling from massaging your head. But please cook something delicious for yourself.
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>>72435548
>Massage your head
Which one? The one between my legs?
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>>72435621
Sure.
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>>72435738
No, massage the one that you think with when your penis is not in MUH DICK condition.
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>>72435621
Sure.
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Trump's Art of the Deal was just put up in Dymocks in brisbane city lads
bought myself a cheeky copy haha
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>>72435789
>when your penis is not in MUH DICK condition
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>>72435798
gonna do srs bsns aren't you lad haha
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>>72435814
Man has two heads and can't think with both of them at the same time.
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>>72435744
>>72435791
thanks, brothers (wew i have many bors now)
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>>72435850
no problem
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>>72435798
B R I S B A N E
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>>72434053
>>72434282
Yeah it's a luxury saloon. I miss driving it so much.

Got my png drivers license the other week. Gotta try and convince my company to buy me a car now, so I can go street racing at night.
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HALLLO
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>>72436056
Hola amigo! Buenos dias!
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>>72436112
post brown qts
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contemplating right now
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>>72436209
Whats the magic word?
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>play fallout4
>turn on radio
>sadsong.mp3
>i play this game to be happy not to be sad
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>>72436262
dunno lol
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Sausage sandwich with onions & tomato sauce for dinner.
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first two weeks of uni are done and i'm already back on balt haha wew
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>Sausage sandwich
hmm
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>>72436307
Good one lol.
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>>72436424
said brown not black fuckwit
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>>72436471
Better?
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>>72436547
Is this you ?
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>>72435903
>Gotta try and convince my company to buy me a car now
ur company isn't a sugar daddy for u
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>>72433782
I wanna buy this one when I'll get my higher paid job. it's more or less cheap and looks cool
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post songs which make you feel about destiny of your nation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB8-wcQrxT0
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>>72436579
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>>72427107
>>72427107
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>>72436586
Maybe. They're paying for my apartment too!

>>72436602
I never liked Renaults that much. But the Clio RS look like heaps of fun! I want to buy a 1994 triton ute when I get back to Oz.
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>>72427455
>>72427533
>>72429288
>>72432122
>>72435211
>>72435744
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>>72436579
yeah, your problem?
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>>72436733
very nice
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Why are IDs even gone?
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What's going on ?
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>>72437442
We never had IDs.
>>72437461
I'm tired
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nice dead thread
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>>72437744
Nice dubs.
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>>72437622
Go to sleep then mate.
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>>72437782
I can't.
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Eating some fantail chocolates.
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>>72438008
I want some.
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ahhh yes the depression is back out of the blue after 3 months of being gone
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>>72438059
>tfw no girlfriend depression ?
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>>72438109
regular old depression but that ain't helping either
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>>72438048
Here.
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>>72438130
Thanks.
Are they good?
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>>72436675
lel, you'll look like a redneck riding this car.
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>>72435154
lol I went to sleep. Sorry for not replying
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*jerks off to shemale porn*
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>>72438181
They are god-tier, but still below Milko Chews and Sherbies.

Sherbies > Milko Chews > Fantales > Redskins = Minties
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>>72438191
No worries lol.
How did you sleep?
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guess who's big bad commie here.
hint: me
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>>72438181
no, I always hated them
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>>72438250
Good thanks. I was laying listening to grimes then next thing it hours later haha.

Did I miss anything?
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not your personal blog, dipshit
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Drinking coffee
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>ywn drive to a secluded cabin far up in the mountains with your friends for a few days during the winter to hunt deer and drink
Life is unfair
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bitch might lose a tooth
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we don't have deers in eastern europe, dipshit
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>>72438396
we do actually
quite a lot
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>>72438391
lactose intolerance?
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>>72438420
slavic haplogroups

why would it be lactose intolerance?
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r8 my personal secluded cabin. we hunt deers every winter.
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>>72438440
It's a meme you dip
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>>72438188
I got sunburnt today. My neck is very red right now.
Also im a bogan.
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MADE ME FEEL LIKE THE ONE , MADE ME FEEL LIKE THE ONE, THE ONE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzBJQnD7TRM
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>>72438440
Not slavic haplogroups, just R1a, a haplogroup which happens to occur in high numbers in Slavic populations but also among many others
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>>72438471
what?
>>72438497
aka slavic haplogroups
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>>72438459
t. Valery Bo
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>>72438248
Thanks, chap!
>>72438284
lol
>>72438289
I don't think so, nothing has happened.
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It was actually easier for me to read the estonian line than the irish-gaelic line in o.p.'s image.
(¯¯`v´¯¯)
>>72427085
>«guiness cans have plastic anal bubbles in it.»
>he doesn't drink the (original) Extra Stout
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness#/media/File:GuinnessBeer.jpg
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>>72438563
>Ireland visited our thread
Always happy to see this
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>>72438556
I will make tea.
Let me know if you would like to visit.
I will buy some biscuits
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>>72438537
Lots of Slavic """supremacists""" like to call R1a a Slavic haplogroup as a way of implying all R1a is Slavic when in reality its distribution is mostly pre-Slavic
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>>72438587
I really would like to visit.
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>>72438587
Let him have some Tim Tams.
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>>72438582
>>72438350
lol lol the other day I legitimately confused columbia with your shitflag and the faggot was like
man you have to stop being ignorant we are not white we speak spanish we are in south america
and I was like LOL get invaded by russia already you europe mexican
LOLLOLLOLOOL
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>>72438609
That would be ace (I am actually eating pods right now haha)

>>72438608
It would be a nice time and interesting experience!
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>>72438639
stop being colorblind LMAO
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>>72438647
>It would be a nice time and interesting experience!
Can't argue with that LOL!
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>>72438582
thanks for the kind words, Lietuva.

>>72433313
Not so nice in my taste, 'tis akin to a cloud.
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>ywn drive to a sandy beach with your friends for a few days during the summer to fish dolphins and drink
Life is unfair
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>>72438694
>beaches
>summer
>fishing
lmao no thx
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hmm
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>>72427085
Arthur Guinness and descendants hated the Irish, refused to employ them and fired anyone who married an Irish Catholic. Guinness also made makeshift armoured cars for the British army during the Easter Rising

Nobody should associate it with Ireland. It's not Irish-owned (but realistically it never was)
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>If you have a business plan and want to become self-employed in Canada, this is the immigration program for you.
>A relevant experience in cultural activities or athletics and the ability to contribute to the cultural and athletic activities of Canada.
>Farm managing experience as well as the intention to purchase and manage a farm in Canada.

wew, lads, I can immigrate in Canada and become a farmer or a singer.
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two of the equal 5th ranked horses in the world got absolutely destroyed (7 lengths) today by Winx.

What a horse man. What a fucking horse.

Messi doesn't outscore opponents by 7 goals in a game. Lebron doesn't do whatever 7 times more than opponents. What a horse.
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>>72438734
Pretty ironic that Guinness is now seen as a symbol of Ireland, lmao
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>>72438717
>snow
>winter
>drinking vodka
lmao no thx
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>>72438692
>Ireland gave me a (you) :^)
I don't mind an English ale while I'm over there, but Guinness in a can is fucking shite.
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>>72438418
never have seen any single wild deer in Russia.
only dogs, cats, rats, bums, eagles, etc
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watching resident evil
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>>72438772
tbf our winters are mild as fuck and the drink of choice would most likely be beer. Ofc the ideal location would be somewhere in the Appalachian mountains as per The Deer Hunter, though.
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>>72438754
The owners openly said they don't care about their connection to Ireland except for marketing reasons
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>>72438604
but it is slavic
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>>72438827
ive seen like 40 and ive never actively looked for them
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>>72438978
It isn't though, essentially all R1a outside of Eastern Europe is from pre-Slavic populations
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>>72439012
well we are in eastern europe
we were under soviet rule
soviets exported russians into soviet states
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dont forget, pajeets are bro tiers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEkXCYrQUAg

lol
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>>72439135
t. Pajeet
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I wanna break up with my gf that lives with me. This is gonna suck haha
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>>72439344
does she have snapchat?
i can woo her off you
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>>72439357
nah
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>>72439357
you slut
>>
>>72439154
feckoff
>>
got no tobacco left

get paid in like 48 hours or so 36 bout there actual;ly more like 27 hours

how the fuck am i gonna do it lads
>>
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>>72439471
Stop smoking
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>>72439471
haha smoker
STOP
>>
>>72439559
>>72439596

$1.08/gram of tobacco wont stop me neither will 4chan posters
>>
>>72439616
>having an addiction

dude, its time to stop
>>
>>72439616
Look matey I get its your life and everything, but I just don't understand how people can live from paycheck to paycheck and still waste their money smoking cigarettes.
What enjoyment do you get out of it?
>>
Try smoking cock instead
>>
>>72439674
>>72439733

i work for the dole i have all my rent n utilities n basically all my food covered.... so i get round $500 a fortnight from the government which feeds my addictions which is beginning to not be enough desu

>>72439739
thinly veiled i am a faggot suck me off please?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7rVZUaAHnA
what a legendary song
>>
was taking a shower before and decided to give the 'ol finger in the bum technique a try

didn't put it in but touched the entrance and it did indeed feel good but strange

/holoblog end
>>
>>72440221
>didn't put it in
fucken pusssy
>>
>>72440249
felt a bit gay
>>
>Being taller is associated with enhanced longevity, and higher education and earnings.
>>
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why are lithshituanians so short????
>>
>>72440332
More like why are Poles so short
>>
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reminder that slagposting will replace animeposting!
>>
>>72440503
You should remind it more often. GP (good post) btw.
>>
>tfw had a wet dream
Wtf, I last jerked off 4 days ago.
>>
Lads, which Spicegirl was your favorite ?
>>
>>72440546
>not jacking it everyday
Why are you wasting your life?
>>
>>72440503
more plz
>>
>>72440689
Some people like to wait a few days & blow a big load at once.
>>
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>>72440539
>>72440738
I will remind it again! Slagposting will replace animeposting!

>>72440628
unironically the black one, the rest of them looked like average british slags
>>
>>72440689
>wasting time on jerking off when I could be shitposting instead
I try to make the most of my time.
>>
>>72440628
They are all below average tbqh
>>
>>72440809
>he can't do both at once
>>
>>72440836
but jerking off is such an annoying chore
>>
>>72440803
thx
>>
>not jacking off to the hot Baywatch lifesavers in your younger years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqNXE07fKuw

Ah yes, great times.
>>
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i had a dream last night that i was hanging out with a qt japanes girl
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>>72440997
>not jerking off to disney channel
>>
>>72441079
thats a hafu
>>
>>72441180
>gf gave her best friend a "friends handjob" (her words)
>have to stay with her cuz no chance of getting a gf ever again

kill me
>>
>>72441332
thanks
>>
>>72441332
>handjob
Wish I could get one of those from a girl.
>>
>>72441332
dump her
>>
>>72441332
Cuck lol
>>
>>72441332
cuck
>>
>>72441464
>>72441502
>>72441571
>>72441711
>>72441721

You guys have never had a gf so you dont know what its like to lose one
>>
>>72441745
I've had several gfs. I'm tall, fit and handsome so it is absolutely not a problem for me to find a gf

U know what's worse than losing a gf? Being a cuck
>>
>>72441783
>>
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>>72441745
Never ever.
>>
>>72441783
>I'm tall, fit and handsome

Please don't brag on an anonymous forum
>>
>>72441828
Cucoo cucoo cucoo, goes the cuck bird
>>
>>72441332
>>72441745
Sad!
>>
Dont mind me just cooking a couple steak sandies for dinner
>>
>>72441783
pls be my bf
>>
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Saint Patrick is official saint of Orthodox church now. R8 this shit XD
>>
>>72441745
not dumping her is part of the beta male syndrome that keeps you from having another gf
>>
>>72441986
Kys
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>>72442059
>>
>>72442184
;_;
>>
>>72441745
cuck
>>
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Why is that one Latvian so butthurt?
>>
>>72442184
plspls
>>
>>72442269
Which one do you mean? They're all either retarded or butthurt.
>>
>>72442348
see >>72441986
>>
>>72442372
see >>72442184
>>
>>72442269
Bc he tries to deny that Latvians are slavs
>>
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>>72438563
>he doesn't drink the (original) Extra Stout
>implying i didn't drink all of them yesterday night
haha, who do think you're dealing with here? non-alcoholics? :DDD
>>
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>>72441332
>>72441745
grow some balls
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>>72442877
Hmm.
>>
>>72441332
fuck her arse viciously as punishment
>>
>>72443105
as if she'd let him do that, however i'm sure she'll let him watch her doing a "friends blowjob" next time
>>
>>72443171
haha women do really bring the bantz when it comes to sexual humiliation
>>
>1v3
>still win
try me
>>
mikoto is the strongest balt itt
>>
Hello lads just woke up with a hangover. What u did last night? I
>>
really want to own a house with a view like this by the time i'm 50

too bad the greenest parts of this country are expensive as fuck haha lads
>>
>>72443294
Why not move to NZ?
>>
>>72443294
build your own house
>>
>>72443316
do NOT want to move
>>72443341
shall be doing this
>>
>>72443365
thanks
>>
hehe easy kids btfo once agian dont mess with daddy
>>
>>72443385
you're welcome
>>
>>72443294
Which parts of Oz are like this? I typically see more tropical stuff on the north and east coasts
>>
>>72443472
absolutely no idea
probably somewhere in victoria

what's it to you fella
>>
>>72443472
It's like that everywhere along the south-east coast (i.e. Victoria and most of New South Wales). You just have to go inland, but not so far that it becomes scrubland/desert-tier.
>>
>>72443510
Just bored and curious friendo
>>
where can I practice my speaking English?
I know my writting English is probably more or less fine thankfully to this glorious forum.
But is it normal for stranger to talk with strangers on voice chats or only perverts do this?
Maybe there's some international game with common voice chats? pls recommend.
>>
>>72443294
Looks like my hometown minus ugly architecture and pollution.
>>
>>72443590
Yes it's "normal" to talk with strangers on voice chats, but you will probably get a lot of weirdos and faggots. As for international games, you can always practice your speaking on CSGO :^)
>>
Stuck at the bar talking to a older single mum png chick. Good face, tits and ass but fat stomach. Don't wanna take her back to the apartment so my South African boss can hear me having sex.

Ending blog post.... NOW.
>>
>>72443851
Do it m8
>>
>>72443648
>hometown
Zamkadish/Podmoskovie?
>>
>>72443851
How many PNG grills have you fucked? Do you ever feel disgusted afterwards?
>>
>>72444185
how cant he
>>
>>72444263
He must've had a fucktonne to drink to be able to find one attractive lmoa
>>
>>72444310
cant think of an alcohol strong enough to help that
>>
>>72444341
beer
>>
>>72443851
Have sexual intercourse with her and after having sexual intercourse, tell her that this is for /balt + ausnz/.
>>
greek nationalism is the ultimate redpill
>>
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Is his name pronounced "Seen Been" or "Shawn Bawn"?

Asking for a friend.
>>
>>72444416
qt
>>
>>72443904
Nah fuck, She's blackout drink. If I put her in a taxi and send her home shee'll get raped. I carried her to my couch an she's conked out. I'm drinking wine in my room and contenplatibg life.

>>72444185
4. I felt disgusted after the first 2, but they were way back in July last year. I'm fine with it nnow. In fact the longger I spend in png the more attractive the girls look.
The Second girl and last one kept asking me to give them a baby. Fucking hot in a fucked up wayy.
>>
>>72444442
>>72444444
Hm
>tfw off by 2
>>
>>72444428
Sheen Bween
>>
>>72444520
I clicked this think I ng it was the new tthread
I'm glad you missed It. You dirty ruski.
>>
>>72444627
u r a cool guy with a cool car thanks
>>
>>72444627
come back to australia please ;(
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>>72444627
>I'm glad you missed It
Delete this, pls
>>
>>72444627
based papa
>>
>>72444473
>The Second girl and last one kept asking me to give them a baby
ngl lie lad, that's hot as FUCK
>>
This bitch is up and stumbling around my kitchen tryingtocharge her fucking phone. Hope she doesn't steal any of my food. In the night.

>>72444836
Nah fuck ya.

>>72444656
>>72444727
>>72444840
>>72445031
Fuck I love you cunts. My cars cool and so are you. I almost blew my load when they said that.
>>
>>72445128
you will regret sleeping with those women lad
>>
>>72445128
>I almost blew my load when they said that.
NOICE
>>
>>72445128
2bh I would be more worried about her stealing more valuable shit m8
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Can't finish my cereal because I keep getting intrusive mental images of eating out an ugly PNG woman
>>
>>72443792
>CSGO
ew, that's violent game with shooting ppl..
i'm not like that
>>
Fuckkk..... All I have left now is milk but I can't drink it without imagining it as the pussy juice of a disgusting old PNG woman
>>
>>72445446
>>72445278
haha BRUCE BTFO
>>
why do you discuss ur intimate life on /blyat/.
is this considered normal on this forum?
>>
>>72445401
What games do you like
>>
>>72445150
Nah.

>>72445278
>>72445446
I never eat them out because they never have shaved. This is bush territory.
Once I sucked on a tit of png lady and it lactated on my mouth.

>>72445228
Everything's valuable is locked in my room with me, besides the heavy printer/scanner out in the lounge room.
>>
>>72445522
>Once I sucked on a tit of png lady and it lactated on my mouth.
jesus christ
>>
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>>72445128
>being older than 25 and not working as a hooker
>still having one night stands instead of meaningful relationships
>>
>>72445591
>falling for the meaningful relationship meme
>>
>>72438391
`more black, more evil?
>>
>>72445745
see >>72442372
>>
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>7 shot in a bus in mt Hagen.
>7 Peoplekilled in road accident
> 6 missing at sea.
Love the newspater. This place is fixing itself!

>>72445591
I just got dumped from 6month relationship because I'm always travelling overseas. Give me a break russia.
>>
>>72445876
New thread u lazy fucks
>>
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>tfw you'll never be Irish celebrating St. Patrick's day
>>
>>72445522
>it lactated on my mouth.
jesus christ, was she lacting mum??? this is fucking disgusting, ony of my phobias.
>>
>>72445903
>tfw you'll never be Irish
One of the better feels.
>>
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if asians are so smart why are their countries so shit
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