spot of gardening edition
cara
anime
https://twitter.com/LinaArabii/status/842057468184285184
>the birthday cake in the last pic
:(
the collapse of the USSR was a mistake
doing a low quality post
>>72427057
i have his haircut, actually look a tad like him minus the stache
hmmm
>hm yes twitter memes
>reading none of these
We keep ALL the virgins here
Dead Red-Coats.
72427103
Trump is following bonga bonga's legacy
>>72427057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDom6aMUIow
me and the lads
>>72427110
t. Vladımır Vladımırovıć
(just messin', I agree)
>>72427014
>making claim of ownership whilst being Anonymous
It'll never work
don't care
>>72427120
>insecure
>>72427138
>tfw dead americucks
also reminder washington was A Brit
>>72427103
Holy moly that tweet about prince charles
Monarchists on suicide watch
>>72427120
Because he is not using it for his official emails, he literally just is texting people he knows on an android phone
>>72427128
such a shit gimmick
Any willies? xx
job application and 3000 word essay due monday
am I fucked lads?
absolutely terrified of death and thinking about it 24/7
>>72427110
This
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1489556299526.webm
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>72427204
do you go to Exeter
>>72427120
hope that Android develops some confidence.
I'm responsible for about 65% of /brit/ gimmicks currently in circulation, plus literally hundreds of others that have fallen out of favour in the last few years
Not even joking. I am the power behind the throne
>>72427228
prefer not to say
nice
>>72427129
hand 'em over, NOW!
I don't be playin' games, Allah.
>>72427110
the collapse of the Tsardom was a mistake
>>72427115
das agains da rules
>>72427186
hot
Imagine you were going to be inducted into the Hall of Fame for your particular life calling but then videos came out of you kneeling down and watching and recording your girlfriend get fucked by another man and the entire world knew you from that moment on as nothing but a cuckold
>>72427057
>>72427213
my favorite leaders
>>72427261
no it was the best thing ever
>>72427274
i'd just be happy to have a girlfriend
white people can't da-
>>72427274
who?
>>72427103
>6 years
>only 6 years
DECADES
They're all the fucking same!
Lads, should I go and get a <<"massage">> tomorrow or save my money and wait for my cold to fully recover?
I'm asking because you chaps are the only people I talk to outside of my work colleagues and mum.
>>72427277
>hitler
>favourite leader
>>72427307
>gif
fuck off
>>72427246
What do you study? 'gonna find you
>tfw you snapchat one of your niggas and your phone is glitchy and you accidentally click on the video chat feature
normie apps are the worst
me and the lads
>>72427256
NEVER
*sounds the alarm*
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39307418
>>72427110
I thought you weren't a communist anymore
Humans with cocks are disgusting. Cocks are weird.
>>72427327
Have a wank before you make this decision.
>>72427320
Brad Maddox. His exes shit is leaking right now and one of the leaks includes him being recorded getting onto his knees and pointing a camera at a black man as his girlfriend straddles the black man for a shag. A cuckold in every single sense of the word.
>>72427103
*nukes Idlib*
pssh nothing personal kid
Ahh, time for a nice walk down the ca-
>>72427366
turbodeano
>>72427213
*icepicks you*
>>72427103
the Zionists responsible for the Syrian mess...
*attempts to make toast in the bath*
>>72427372
t
why do they always play I Wanna Be Adored on the radio instead of Elephant Stone or Fools Gold or even Waterfall
wastemans
What has become of Glen Beck?
I can remember him ranting on FOX News and Brooker highlighting him as an example of american televisual madness.
Now he's an anti-Trumper and appears on C.N.N.
Time for a lovely walk down th-
Celtic people are scum
>>72427378
I prefer to save up a day or two before visiting such establishments.
>>72427408
>his
umm
>>72427408
I fully understand that guy.
Too scared to do big doses of acid these days
>>72427367
You don't have to be a communist to admire the USSR. Even Putin knows it was a geopolitical disaster which has allowed America to dominate the world.
Many Russian nationalists (NazBols) do so, as well as Ba'athists, Strasserists and various other social nationalists, third positionist and anti-Western movements.
>>72427408
absolutely self destructive behavior, this individual requires professional mental care.
christ merkel got cucked today
>"DO YU WENT ZE HENDSHEK"
>>72427366
Hahaha what a cunt
gabber
Starting to doubt whether the earth is flat lads.
>>72427420
nah
>>72427417
thats what wellies are for
>>72427448
Doesnt need to be communism for there to be a USSR
>>72427367
I think he's a NacBol now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Bolshevism
Who's that (next to Moosey)?
>>72427057
>oi you, stop being a nazi :DDD
natbols are an american creation WTF
>>72427504
his daughter
YA
>>72427502
But he said he liked Hitler who was anti communist..... hmmmmm
Nice day for cy-
oh don't mind me lads, just moseyed my way in here to release some gas and may be some poo
*BRRrrrrrrrrrttraaaaaaaappppppppppp*
*poos*
*grabs Union Jack flag and wipes me arse*
all done, see ya
>>72427469
Utter rubbish
how will the UK survive the impending potable water crisis? by collecting rain water? that would take a big bowl
the so called (((((jewish bolsheviks)))) led by trotsky were anti-communists as well
>>72427468
we're taking it all back lad
down to the respect.
>>72427552
tokkie/10
Wish we discovered an alien planet, and they didnt know there were social conventions so we just walk around naked
coming down with a case of the autisms lads
>>72427560
Drink our own wee wee
>>72427469
think thats a lot?
imagine how many people that old age has killed...
>>72427565
>trotsky was anti communist because he was jewish
Doing a think
hmmmm
>>72427570
haha goed
thoughts
>Utter rubbish
>>72427504
Glad Tim at least has Moosey to keep him company
Feel like he needs somebody
72427590
he was a plant of the british intelligence
trotsky was called (((bronstein)))
>>72427591
me on the right
@72427611
Shan't be giving a (You) to such low quality bait
>>72427605
Well me too, but I have /brit/ and imageboards in general. In fact, I reckon he'd make a great regular poster here.
Do you think timmy will shoot up a school?
hi mi6 :-)
need a job lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSj7hTQn5hA
*hakkens*
>>72427644
I'd give him a (you) or (two) to get him started
really do like this painting
I have NEVER been part of the IRA. Going on the record with that.
>>72427665
Grill presenting robot wars is incredible lads. Wales accent is amazing.
>>72427651
think tim would be the kind of guy that would drive his car through a dentists office or something
>>72427688
Imagine the state of /brit/ if are Timmy did this.
>>72427599
tfw to intelligent for tap water
Been browsing buzzfeed and half the names end in stein or berg
FUCK white people
>>72427684
Yeah Welsh accents on girls are nice, so long as they're not too chavvy valley
>>72427743
>da joos
Hmmmmm doing a think
>>72427570
thanks for leading me to a word I never saw before and goed gedaan voting in favor of the Forum voor Diemocratie.
https://sputniknews.com/europe/201701131049564652-baudet-netherlands-eu-ukraine-compromise/
>>72427743
stop noticing coincidences goy
hey if you need a quick laugh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj9Q04gEytg
you're welcome btw
>>72427729
what do brits call tits?
>>72427729
Pay up.
>>72427757
t berg
>>72427771
Fun bags
>>72427786
t.Abdu
wouldnt mind living in the netherlands oetz
>>72427771
milky pillows
>>72427534
I was in Llangollen last week and the towpaths there are mostly pretty nice.
>>72427779
>tatoo
>>72427658
You should look into HVAC. Entry level positions require no experience, most of the companies here will pay for you to go to technical school night classes while you work for them, pays well (can pay VERY well for licensed and experienced technicians) and it's an adventure everyday. I'm never stuck in the office fucking around with paperwork for more than half an hour or so.
And you get to use the pro side of the hardware store checkouts where the dadproject runts and gardeners don't dare to pay.
>>72427831
the towpath of the canal next to me is nice and smooth with LED lights along the sides so you don't fall in the water at night
>>72427755
w-what about men
>>72427809
>oetz
wat is dat?
>>72427889
om eerlijk te zijn - desu in dutch
They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, videotape
But if I talk about God, my record won't get played
HUH????
>>72427851
nah lol
>>72427658
call centres are always hiring
ban cars
just found this
>>72427765
voted for them lmao
what did russians say about the whole turkey ordeal
They say you can rap about anything except for cucks.
That means guns, sex, lies, videotape
But if I talk about black guys having sex with my wife, my record won't get played
HUH????
>>72427917
whatever you say brochacho
don't know what you're missing while you fuck around with jobs for children like >>72427933
>>72427934
alarm cat?
>>72427954
graduating in a few months with a masters in stem
what can i do with that
>>72427540
Oi! Fucking get back here
*Runs after you*
Watching one of those pirate filme on BBC
Really enjoying it x
>>72427973
clean my toilet lmaoo
>>72427973
Push pencils in the office of an HVAC company. Work logistics.
>>72428019
hahha nice 1
PIRATES
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolph_Zukor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Sarnoff
hmmm...
might do a font soon
What would your 5 point political manifesto be, /brit/?
MEXICANS
1.that
2.feel
3.when
4.no
5.gf
>>72428052
the foulest insult
The fat stinky pooskin who eats beans is here
i should've highlighted 'soviet' too
>>72427868
The ones I was on mostly had grass between the path and the water apart from across the aqueduct where there was nothing and dog cunts wouldn't move over. When you're on the water there is nothing between you and the edge.
>tfw tried to take pictures but they were shit
that feel when i don't care
Ahhhh yes, very good
>>72428047
1. Pakis out
2. Yanks out
3. Nogs out
4. Slavic qts in
5. Privatise the NHS
>>72427871
It's alright, there are definitely much worse accents
Not gay though so don't have much of a preference
the mujeres call him (((((betito)))))
>>72428114
>5. Privatise the NHS
what does this accomplish
>>72428114
You particularly sold me on point 4, I'll be writing to my MP first thing in the morning
i wish you were the original toot poster
the gf
>>72428114
>5. Privatise the NHS
you were doing so well
>>72428114
WOGS OUT
FREE TRADE
INVADE SCOTLAND AND TAKE THE OIL
INCREASE MILITARY SPENDING
LEGALIZE AND REGUALTE IT
>>72428174
DUDE
>>72428158
I wish you weren't a revolting beanbreath turdhead
political ideology idea: animeism
>>72428174
>LEGALIZE AND REGUALTE IT
what, ket?
howling at the SNP's referendum attempts getting shut down
>>72428160
who is this fluid druid
beautiful pakistani or indian women are peak humanity
>>72428047
1. Confederate Independence
2. Closed borders
3. Sequel to Space Jam
4. Deport the nonwhites
5. Deport the lefties
NEED A PAKI GF WHO I CAN STRANGLE AND SHOUT PAKI AT WHILE I FUCK HER BAREBACK
>>72428196
>>72428225
NO GOY THE PLANT WILL HURT YOU
>>72428250
how are you going to deport people if the borders are closed?
>>72428250
>Sequel to Space Jam
would probably just ruin the whole thing tbf
>>72428277
Air cannons
>>72428283
I have a dream...
the ol' oneitus
>>72428274
israel legalised medical marijuana recently though
>>72428315
(((Who))) could be behind that...
doing a read
>>72428231
scottish independence seems like a real meme
i haven't seen any practical reason for scotland to leave the UK and join the EU
Any nonwhites itt
gulag
are liz
>>72428315
dont remember mentioning israel
>>72428358
Israeli conservatives
>>72428312
>"Stay back! They may try to bite you through the fence!"
>>72428359
fuck i didnt realize it was getting this bad over there
finished my 'ball
https://twitter.com/BalkanBabes
the gfs
>>72428361
It would wreck us completely, I'd move to England and never come back if it did happen
>>72428403
this is the us site as you can tell by the lack of white people
runtball
>>72428359
is that tamil
needs more energy
>>72428400
Hmmm.... i wonder what ethnicity (((they))) are...
>>72428201
that's either haruhiism or """alt-right"""
try again
>>72428433
NUH UH...... *sweats profusely*
not a fan of scots that are too confident or not confident enough
they need the right amount of confidence
>tfw anarcho genderist
That wrestler girl is deeply unattractive.
politicial ideology: animism
>>72428361
There was also no reason for England to vote to leave the EU but we did it.
reminder that the queen is only still alive because she's slowly sucking the life from her granddaughter in law
>>72428363
hope not
>>72428489
bender
i am anarcho-capitalist but 40% anarcho-communist
>>72428477
you mean confidence in general or confidence in their scottishness?
>>72428512
clearly there was a reason considering leave won
wall
>>72428536
by a very small margin
>>72428518
confidence in skittishness
>>72428558
i believe it was 1.7 million votes
not really a small margin
beverley hills, that's where i wanna be
rolling
>he wouldn't shag this because it has a cock and balls
bit bent tbf
>>72428512
>Immigration Control
>Shit trade deals
>F for fishing waters.
>Outside Bureaucracy
>Germans
>Fucking retarded laws that killed business
>>72428580
why?
Love the retarded baby pepe meme haha
>>72428517
you're just jumping from ideology to ideology seeing what fits
>>72428536
Nationalistic nonsense the exact same as the SNP wants Scotland to leave.
>>72428578
percentage wise you dumb cunt
>>72428586
It's a dirty street walker with cock and balls.
There are plenty of reasons.
PILLMANS GOT A GUN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpM-z0gJ1p8
i am also an anti-irish ideologist
>>72428593
lol
>nationalistic nonsense
>>72428637
REEE GOYIM NO!
>>72428629
>>72428596
>Nationalistic nonsense
kek
>>72428599
your petulant pedantry won't change the result
u cunt
does this cause you to postulate
post picardias
wig wham bam
ah yes
reeeee
need a gf with a big soft bum to cuddle
>>72428673
>>72428687
>petulant pedantry
fuck off you verbose pseudo-intellectual cunt
>>72428622
would lick kylie's arse but wouldn't lick the astronaut's arse desu
>>72428753
petulant pedantry is literally all the left is doing these days
>>72428735
>>72428753
>verbose pseudo-intellectual cunt
oi
wanker
leftists are cucks
>>72428728
it's written in a book therefore it must be true
Welcome to Sociology at the University of Generic Yank City
Your professor today is Adam Shlemowitz
>>72428769
why are you talking about politics in /brit/
FUCK OFF YANK
>>72428831
it's written on /brit/ therefore it must be true
I'm so lonely. Wish someone cared about me.
Have a bf with a normal sized bum to cuddle.
>>72428862
Care about you as much as a starving african child desu.
Europe is so much better than the UK. I'm surprised they ever let us in their union in the first place. Of course our backwards populace had to ruin it
hate when fat yanks come into this thread with their awful politics
with the gf
just did a big line of charlie lads going out
>>72428753
>verbose pseudo-intellectual
yeah alright don't hurt your arm jerking yourself off you pretentious troglodyte
>>72428911
DUDE
ahh no
>>72428888
>>72428910
I would 'coat her face in jizz' if you get the meaning
>>72428933
eres el gordo
slamming the 5-HTP
gf just sent me this
cocaine is legitimately the worst illegal drug there is
Business idea: if philosophy goes over your head just reduce it to what you can understand and pretend it's all a conspiracy so you seem smart
>cop cities skylines for £5.99
>shitbox pc actually runs it
In shock tbf. Been dying to play this but assumed it wouldn't run.
>>72428945
is that ivanna trump?
reckon philosophy is a conspiracy lads
>>72429002
euro game entirely restricted to the yank planning system . horrible game for cucks
there is literally no reason to wrap starburst individually
>>72428945
>>72429004
>>72429072
finally someone said it.
>>72429072
they would stick together if they didn't
>>72426183
Why do northerners/countryside wankers have to shit up any thread about london
London is a world famous city bar very very few no one gives a shit if where you live in Bumblefuckington up north it doesn't compare, t. rasheed isn't a rebuttal
>>72429039
>yank planning system
what did he mean by this
>>72429124
t. abdul raheem al-kebab
>https://uk.news.yahoo.com/girl-11-set-become-britains-083420620.html
>Girl, 11, set to become Britain's youngest mother
>>72429158
Please stop posting about the missus, thanks.
>>72429158
me in the womb
>>72429124
t. ahmed ali ibn al-britani
Rate
72429158
even little girls are able to lost virginity
>>72429170
alri nonce
>>72429185
balls deep then, eh?
but you can't hahaha
Northerners and provincials are violent and scummy because of Irish peasant migration during the Victorian era
kill yourself fucking scumbags
>>72429124
t. mohammed iqbal rasheed islam amir yousuf bin jihad
>>72429218
ah good, the london sheed is back
FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
t b h f a m
>there's a /cp/ general
Fucking culture pals are nonces, I swear
feel like having sex
>>72429245
think I might be a bit snookered lads
>>72429232
>>72429187
>>72429148
as i thought
>>72429259
oi, don't try and talk about us behind our backs
not nonces, just non-havers of slavic gfs
>>72427809
full of mudslimes and will be underwater in 20 years
he wast just pretending to be retarded
>>72429290
Fuck off back to Periscope, nonce.
*Yearns for that BEC *big english cock)*
>>72429218
London had a much bigger irish population though
>>72428462
Various. Israel is one of the most diverse countries in the world.