/cum/

he doesn't look irish

mormon girlfriends

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we built this city

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>/cum/ posting on a Friday night

>>72425472
He was a Roman Briton

>>72425459
>St. Patty was actually an American

IRELAND WILL NEVER RECOVER.

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>I don't like anzu

Saint Patrick was a cuck and that's a fact, he wasn't a saint he's a cuck and that's a fact

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>I don't like anz-

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VERY cute

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>Anzu? Yea, I'm a fan

No offense, but /cum/ has the shittiest taste in women

only fucking forgot it was St. Pats and bought a 750 of Patrón instead of whiskey

Back to the store I go. Still might want a tequila sunrise though.

http://www.npr.org/2017/03/17/520498625/more-than-250-bodies-found-in-mass-grave-in-mexico

>>72425610
Just another friday

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>I LOVE COCKROACHES

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emily

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Daily reminder that the Middle East is rightful Hibernian clay. Muhammad had red hair.

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>No offense, but /cum/ has the shittiest taste in wo-

>>72425610

Veracruz is unironically black.

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FUCK WOMEN
FUCK PEOPLE OF COLOR
FUCK GUN REGULATION
FUCK LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA
FUCK EUROPE
FUCK CHINA
FUCK THE MIDDLE EAST
FUCK LIBERALS
FUCK DEMOCRATS
WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT OR FUCKING DIE TRYING

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got a six pack of rolling rock
gonna get some mad high school pussy tonight buds

>>72425663
>imblying romani is middle eastern

>>72425674
I think that counts as good taste in male cockroaches though.

>>72425674
No idea how you find this shit attractive unless you are a pedophile.

>>72425747
Too bad you don't actually have a real six pack and aren't jacked like me

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No offense, but Trump has the shittiest taste in women

You now realize that Anzu has and will continue fucking black muslim men on a regular basis.

She probably wouldn't give you the time of day whitey

>>72425788

You be sayin u dont like plastic dolls?

>>72425788
>before 4:20
>after 4:20

stop posting teenage girls you fucking animals

>>72425794
Why would I care what a muslim anatolian boy fucks in it's spare time?

>>72425459
Why do icons painted by non-Easter Christians always look retarded?

>>72425514
Your mom was a Roman Briton

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>why yes, I do attend trump rallies

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>No offense, but Trump has the shittiest taste in wo-

>why yes, I am Canadian

If the anzu spamming burger and fist of AIDS were banned the quality of this general would increase dramatically.

>>72425872
Sorry we're not currently accepting visitors from Iroq

>>72425794
That makes me happy tbcompletelyhwy

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E
M

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I
L

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Y

I am a fan of Anzu Futaba

look what your autisim has invited

>>72425889
https://youtu.be/BRI-A3vakVg

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>>72425894
Yeah, and if anime was banned your blacked account would get withdrawn

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Why do they persecute me so?

>>72425894
desu all canadians should be banned

Who's behind gun control?

>>72425884
how can you not want to be him

Tbh, Trump and Barron are the only good looking members of that family.

>>72425962
can you post the other ones?

>>72425965
Fox news

>>72425965
jews

>>72425976
Did you mean Ivanka? How does Trump look good

>>72425965
Merkel

Trump is legit one of the tackiest millionaires around, and is a hard competition*

*Not counting blacks since tacky nigger is pleonasm.

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This is a cute picture. They look so comfy under that blanket together.

>>72425951
Canadian pride is so cringeworthy

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>>72426017
He is a billionaire.

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>>72425984

Howdy mates. Happy St. Patty days.

Your Turkbro wants cheer you.

>>72426006
He's got that handsome, distinguished old man look.

>>72426020

Pretty sure FDR didn't feel shit.

>>72426017
Trump's house is probably among the tackiest in the world.

Probably worse than any rapper's desu.

>>72426017
what article did you copy and paste that from

>>72426059
he looks like a walking Cheeto

I've seen him in real life

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>>72426023
>country of soldier reunion videos and reverence for a meme document

>>72425912
kys

FDR is the worst president in the history of the USA and the fact that he is remember in good light is proof that the US has been cucked by leftists.

>>72426085
At least we have something to be proud of

>>72426050
Die.

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>>72426085
is that an applel store?

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it bombed
pol wins again

>>72426104
Every Mexican president has been shit

>>72426127

Jotolisco?

https://twitter.com/PanicHippy/status/842573580307255296

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Donald Trump! KKK! He is racist, anti gay!
Donald Trump! KKK! He is racist, anti gay!

>>72426139
what happened?

>>72426139
video games have been really un-enjoyable lately

>>72425459
he looks arab

patrick is probably in place for paki

>>72426136
Yes

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>>72426143

i disagree.

>>72426161
*throws a brick at you from across the street*
Get a job, runt!

>play civilization
>no mexican civ

really makes you think

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>>72426143
>>72426196
HOL UP, found a good one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_Lascur%C3%A1in
>Pedro Lascuráin was a Mexican politician who served as the 34th President of Mexico for less than one hour on February 19, 1913, the shortest presidency in the history of the world.

Top 5 USA towns

5 - Boston
4 - Salt Lake City
3- Detroit
2 - Madison
1 - Memphis.

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>>72426104

>>72426104
He was more of a conservative than his policies let on.

>>72426251
Why do you hate yourself so much?

>>72426251
>all of them are large cities
>towns

kys

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Remember the 3 b's boys
1. Beer
2. Babes
3. Bruins

>>72426272
Which ones? The internment camps?

>>72426344
>ruins
how'd you like the game last night?

>>>/po/117105253

>>72426344
two out of three ain't bad

/pol/117105253

>>72426391
Goddamn origami mods holy shit

im honestly a giant failure

>>72426100
youre so mean x

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>>72426461
You are in the right place friendo.

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These things are hell

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>>72426502
wut happened?

>>72426502
>g-tube
what for?

>>72426539
>>72426567
Stomach surgery, stomach was in my chest.. So it keeps it from going back there.

>>72426580
How did you do that?

>>72426643
doctor said it was caused by dry heaving, how that caused it i have no idea tho

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I play videogames better than all of you

>>72426580
are you overweight?

>>72426673

Id like to see you try and beat me on FIFA and Super Smash Bros for Nintendo Wii U ®

what kind of graphics card/monitor do I need in order to watch anime at 144 fps

>>72426658
It means it squeezed past your diaphragm while you were heaving so hard, nikka you crazy.

>>72426217
Ummm anon ur dumb

>>72426712
1080ti

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>>72426673
you wanna play a game with me?

I love life.

>>72426678
im american, what do you think? but don't think that had anything to do with it

>Germans are actually mad that Trump refused to shake Merkels hand

Trump is becoming one of the best presidents in US history at a rapid rate.

>>72426771
When are Krauts not mad?

>>72426673
t. shitter

>>72426699
>feefur

>>72426771
damn, it's almost like people who treat you respectfully should be respected

>>72426673
fite me in heroes iii bitch

>>72426712
fury for 300 is good enough
or 390 or 290 series

>>72426823
It always seems so disingenuous

>>72426771
That's too disrespectful for something that is so symbolic.

A president represents the entire country. Regardless of weather you support him or not, he's sullied our reputation even more by doing this.

>>72426916
>weather
>he's sullied our reputation even more
I don't think it makes a difference at the end of the day tbqh

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>>72426982
You wouldn't understand, you're Canadian.

>>72426916
Merkel deserves no respect, she wants to destroy an entire continent and has criticized Trump for not doing the same here.

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>i care what krauts think of us

>>72426982
it's generally best not to disrespect a major economic power with diplomatic connections to many of the largest nations in europe

>>72427050
>she wants to destroy an entire continent
I can't believe how brainwashed /pol/tards are

>>72427009
Obongo caused a huge controversy spying on everyone yet they all sucked his dick over there and forgot about it.
Bush was considered an idiot over there and yet it had no lasting negative repercussions.

>>72426712
although svp is trash and watching at 144hz is ass
just get a freesync monitor with low frame compensation for super smooth visuals

XF240H
GB2488HSU
24GM79G
NX-VUE24
XG2401

24GM79G is probs the best option here

>>72427094
I'd bet $100 you go to /pol/ more than I do.

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>>72427122
you'd be right

>>72427081
Obama did by spying on them, they were mad for a couple months. Nobody cares anymore, Euros need Burgers too much for a very sour relationship.

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>>72427122
>wins $100 and dubs

I regret every single one of my life decisions.

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>tfw killing americucks

>>72427100
>Obongo caused a huge controversy spying on everyone yet they all sucked his dick over there and forgot about it.
Wow, foreign governments spy on each other. Who would've guessed? Obama did nothing out of the ordinary, he just got caught.

>Bush was considered an idiot over there and yet it had no lasting negative repercussions.
But he wasn't actually disrespectful to foreign leaders.

>>72427122
I only go to /pol/ to bait post. That doesn't make me a /pol/tard.

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>>72427111
>XF240H
>GB2488HSU
>24GM79G
>NX-VUE24
>XG2401
>24GM79G

that's incredible

but what does it mean

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>I only go to /pol/ to bait post. That doesn't make me a /pol/tard.

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>>72427224
>But he wasn't actually disrespectful to foreign leaders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTQY1Aw9zcs

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>Why no, I don't browse /pol/

>>72427227
https://www.amd.com/en-us/innovations/software-technologies/technologies-gaming/freesync?

click on monitors tab
those are the models with have low frame compensation

>>72427282
This is literally considered rape in 2017

>>72427282
I knew someone would post this desu.

He's an idiot. He wasn't intentionally snubbing her.

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>>72426916
I think it was hilarious, reminds me of the Putin dog thing in how awkward it was for Merkel

>>72426763
Die.

>>72425564
she looks like a baby in a wig

>>72427450
Ummmm

How 'bout you shut the fuck up?

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How many donuts should I get?

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>even /tr/ has a better waifu than anzu
not even cockroaches want that basketcase

I'm going to Detroit for touristic tour, what to expect?

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What is he upset about in this picture?

>>72427518
Your mother wishes she had a better son than you

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>>72427466
no

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>>72427538
An action packed adventure

>>72427538
>Detroit
You know, I was gonna say stay out but you`re welcome in Detroit any time, be sure to visit the most African-American sections when you get there, friend.

>>72427538
is that you turkbro

expect lots of empty buildings

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>>72427518
obsessed

>>72427538
>and this is where we use to have a manufacturing plant
>and this also use to be a manufacturing plant
>and this is an abandoned police station
>and thats a dead body, keep walking

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>>72427619
>detroit
>the city that committed sudoku

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stop making fun of detroit

>>72427619
>forgetting eminem's rundown abandoned childhood home

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>>72427663
>oregon
>sticking up for the rust belt

>>72427577
>>72427592
>>72427596
>>72427619
Thanks for information, i'm huge fan of Slim Shady that's why i'm going there even bleached my hair wish me good trip.

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only a pedofile would like anzu

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gonna have to agree with the fin here

>>72427697
RIP

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>>72427697
>even bleached my hair

detroit will love you

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>>72427690
what's wrong with that?

>>72427704
I disagree.

Anzu is the ideal female.

finished my qdoba buritto but im still hungry

Americans, give me a reason I should not feel embarrassed of my country.

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>>72427754

>>72427754
no tits, might as well be a boy

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>tfw people start taking your shitposts seriously
imagine the frog in my pic is laughing

Is pineapple pizza Italian or American?

>>72427837
it is a boy

a boy dressed up like some anime maid

>>72427819
It's your country.

>>72427819
Consider suicide

FUCKS SAKES
WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO TAKE TO TAKE A SHIT BUT THEN ALL THAT COMES OUT WHEN I TRY TO IS A FEW SMALL BITS THAT I HAVE TO FORCE OUT
WHY CANT I JUST ACTUALLY TAKE A SHIT WHEN I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT
I HATE THIS GOD DAMN FLESH PRISON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>72427843

>>72427894
prostate cancer

>>72427819
You live in it
Oh wait

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>>72427872
canadian

>>72427697
you're going to die. i'm not kidding or trying to be funny.
we have lost control of detroit. i'm serious.

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>>72427926
there is no limit to maplenigger savagery

disgusting

>>72427904
that's a big picture

it's my policy to not open big pictures

>>72427894
eat more fiber, like a bowl of shredded wheat a day. you need more bulk.
t. fecologist at caltech feces lab

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>>72427978
can't handle the girth eh?

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>>72428039
I opened it anyway

Imagine that the little name tag in this picture says "me" instead of "you"

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how do we improve the car to the next level

>>72427894
eat a handful of reular cheereos (no honey) every our at least 4 times a day. Also drink plenty of water.

t.former lardass that was unable to poo

why did cum died

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>>72428105
>liveleak mods

>>72428166
I already took a normal full size shit this morning though, I didn't ask for this

>>72428258
Oh. I didn't understand your first post.

You should probably stretch your asshole. 1 finger a week, friend.

>>72427939
Losing control of Robocop city? Sad! But thanks gotta be more careful.

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>>72428305

>>72428305
Are you fucking with me or would this actually help?

>>72428319
please turkfriend your soap operas are on netflix and many enjoy them so choose another city. words can't describe the horrors of detroit.

>>72428305
but what about week eleven???

>>72427550
his country is ruled by spics

>>72428347
I'm joking about the 1 finger a week, but not the first part.

Giving yourself just a slight probe around the rim will tell you what you might actually have. If you experience pain, you should get to a doctor to get your prostate checked.

If you experience anything other than pain, you're fine and perhaps your metabolism is really quick at throwing out poo. It might also make you gay.

What are you eating on a daily basis?

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>>72427538
Hello my Turkish friend I see you want to visit Detroit

Do not worry we African Americans love Turkey and Turkish people

Blacks eat chicken on thanksgiving they hate turkey

>>72428531
kek

>>72428531
Ummm that's no true at all

We eat deep fried Turkey

>>72428469
subway mostly

>>72428571
have you used cocoa butter today?

>>72428623
Yes, why do you ask?

My dick brings all the girls to the yard and they`re like: "It's better than yours."

>>72428610
>not togos

kys unshitter

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>blacks handling gallons of 350 degree oil

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>>72424733
Nick Nack Paddy Wack
gotta send 'em back
this old Taig went swimming home

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>>72428675
Y-you don't have to be rude


You know not all of African American s are retarded :(

>>72428675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4FfahAfIXA

>>72428695
thanks for the you

>>72428675
>HOT OIL CHALLENGE YALL

https://youtu.be/3Fgvla7KuBY

>>72428725
I apologize for him my friend.

where to drink in Calgary? help me out you fuckers

>>72428775
I suggest getting back to civilization ASAP
In your case that would be Vancouver

>>72428726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O14bgW8xmqk

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>>72428756
>don't forget to subscribe for more videos

>>72428482
wtf i love /cum/ now.

>>72428758
Can I fuck your wife too cuck? You whities were awfully mean to us, we need reparations

Democracy and equality are overrated. Burn the Constitution and start over.

>>72428650
i want to make sure you're as silky smooth as you can be. smells terrific.

>>72428829
I appreciate that you think I could have a wife.

Never fucking apologize for me

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My mom miscarried twice apparently
All those bros/sisters I could have had

>Asteroid Worth $10 Quintilian May Stay Out of Reach of Space Miners Due to the Cancellation of NASAs ARM Mission

desu I'm kind of glad because that would completely crash the world economy

>>72428929
lol same, I almost had 3 sisters instead of one.

>>72428929
>>72428960
this is terribly sad.
i've always wished for a sibling.
or a friend.

If I had a sister growing up I would've probably unironically smelled her pantsu every day

Thank god I didn't, I would've been even more fucked up.

>>72429012
I'll be ur friend

I had 4 sisters and 1 brother

Would you fuck your sister or female cousin?

I have one brother, a half brother, and a half sister
All are failures except for my brother. G-d bless

>>72429018
Do you sniff your mother's panties? No?
Then why would you smell your sister's?

Bout to start drinking lads.

>>72429021
as a friend i wouldn't want to put you through that.

>>72429045
Because my sister wouldnt be old and my mother

>>72429110
So what?

>>72429147
Younger girls are more attractive and give off stronger pheromones

>>72429061
lel

>>72429177
So just get a gf fuckwit

new gavin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5LpCi6H5Lg

>>72429217
How is that relevant to this? Go get a GF in an alternate universe where I'm 10 and I grow up with a sister? Are you actually a retard?

>>72429252
Your sister doesn't magically stop being your sister when you reach adulthood

>>72429276
he doesn't have a sister dumb black man

>>72429276
Your sisters vagina doesnt magically become different just because shes your sister

A horny teenager is a horny teenager

>>72429307
Yes it does
t. someone who's actually had a sister
>>72429306
I'm well aware, that's why we're having this discussion in the first place

watdefuck never seen so many americans in a row

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This dog was doing this shit for a straight 2 hours. I might kill him if he comes into my back yard Agian

>>72429342
is your sister fat?

>>72429367
That's one shitty fence, I hope you didn't pay the guy who put that in for you.

here ye go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBuwrohyGZ8

>>72429448
No it's their fence. I think the dog did it

>>72429450
>celebrating an American holiday in Ireland

Truly this is the worst possible existence.

>>72429367
don't you lay a hand on that pure child of god
dogs are the best thing we've got here on earth

>Boot, wheelbarrow, thimble ousted from Monopoly board game

FUCK SJWS

want an irish gf

Taking a poop rn

>>72429496
He's a puppy so he's always energetic. The neighbors also never play with him so he's always fucking with me

>>72429373
No, in fact everyone says she's smoking hot

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>he didn't lose his virginity by 18
Is there something wrong with you, anon?

>>72429504
>In their place will be a Tyrannosaurus rex, a penguin and a rubber ducky.
>There were 64 contenders, including a winking emoji, a hashtag, a clunky '80s-style cellphone and a pair of bunny slippers.

>>72429495
they are not celebrating anything, it's an normal friday night of drinking.

>>72429547
Yes.

>>72429547
>90% lost it by 22
Obviously not

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>Tfw 1/8th irish
It's like a permanent cuckstamp

>>72429542
I would smell ur sisters pantsu

>>72429541
Steal his dog and play with it in the park.
Or give it candy laced sausages.
Either way works.

>>72429367
>>72429496
CUTE! play with him RIGHT now

>>72429541
I invite him over sometimes but he always tears up my house

>>72429541
my dog died and it hurts so much i don't ever want to go through that again so please be nice to the doggo, his intentions are only good.

>>72429596
at least your grandpa didn't sail over here on a potato boat
he's really embarrassing

>>72429547
Lost my virginity when I was 14, kind of regret it desu.

Haven't had sex since and it left a very bad impression of women on me that is probably still impacting my relationships (or lake there of) today. I whole fully believe teenagers should not be allowed to date or at least it should be talked about more publicly.

>>72429529
>>72429629
you`re gonna have to add some sauce lad

>>72429638
I already have 2 doggos I don't need a third

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I wish I could see dogs as cute, they just look like an animal to me.
I either see them as a little buddy or an annoying shithead that I wouldn't mind seeing as a Chinese special.

oh god not this fucking women + food meme again

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>>72429638
I feel you brother, I don't think I can ever own another pet. My cat of 14~ years passed away last year at the same time my family was out of town. Having to take care of her and them coming to the realization that I had to put her down was so horrible. Then having to look her in the eye as they gave her the injection and just watching the life dim out of her eyes is a memory that is never going to leave me and I think about it every single day too. That cat was the only thing I could show emotion around and I cried violently for days.

>>72429672
oh ok thank you for being kind to animals.

>>72429735
>NH stone conservatives
>VT armed hippies

HEY NH IS JUST AS ARMED AS ANYBODY ELSE

we're also libertarian while being somewhere in the middle of left and right leaning.

>>72429723
that sounds awful. maybe someday another cat will choose you again. cats are misunderstood, i love them too.

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>>72429723
>Tfw doggo of 13 years is starting to go blind

>>72429796
13 years is a good long dog life, you must be a great owner

>>72429796
Replace its sight with even more love bud, never let it see a bad day again.

>>72429792
It was awful, made worse by the fact that it was about the same time as the 1 year anniversary of my Dad dying, who also died in a horrible long-drawn out way.

It's been a rough last few years, but things can only get better. Probably why my doctor insisted I start taking anti-depressants.

Give me hope lads

>>72429842
He's as healthy as the day we got him just his eyesight is starting to fade

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>>72429859
k give me your address so i can send you this

>>72429859
I don't know you, but I can tell you care enough about life that one day you're going to realize how much you can do in this world.

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>>72429723
>tfw watching the old family cat slowly wither away from a strange skin disease, until they could finally put the poor old girl down

>>72429854
wow, we have a lot in common.
i became a workaholic/alcoholic to cope and it burned me out like a candle.
i have an idea of how you must feel but you'll come out of it eventually as a stronger man.

I can't concentrate

your programming will never make me want a chicano

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>>72430052
you know you want one

>>72429948
It's the worst when you see it happening. I hope for the sake of the ones I love that when I go it's fast and unexpected.

>>72429958
>i became a workaholic/alcoholic
I really hope you've beaten that man, drinking to cope with loss is one of the worst things you can do.

I started drinking more but I made a point of not drinking at all after my father died. He died of cirrhosis, most likely in part caused by being a life-long alcoholic. On the day of his funeral I spent some time with my half-sisters for one of the first times in my life and they asked me to have shots with them and I turned them down specifically because of that.

As horrible as the feelings are you have to embrace them and jump into them. It hurts but you will come out stronger and with more character.

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>>72430073
Never.

new
>>72430119

>>72430161
stay calm and eat my dick cheese from not being circumcised

>>72429547
Yes