Leggings edition
maisie
>tfw superior windows user
if you use linux you lick foreskin
don't understand how computers work desu
you arrive at manchester services
in a foul mood
dont even bother
used to use soulseek all the time, redownloading now to see if it's still good
>>72420885
>this is appropriate outdoor attire for women in the western world
ah yes, womens liberation
Fate
the joint
>>72420944
looks....soft
The Great Debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4_sqtxFMQ
>>72420930
great post
>>72420944
need to spaff in her anus-hole
tights
>ey up ducks, we'll shortly be arrivin at manchester airport: 'ome of t' northern powerhouse
>>72420932
cant even use my CPU on anything other than windows 10
thanks, jews
>>72420982
no offence m8 but thats pretty poor
>>72420982
looks like a crumpled up tea bag you absolute twat
>>72420972
'sheed
>go to starbucks for the first time
>see old woman walking around pickpocketing everyone
so THIS ... is the power of the middle class
Complete the sentence: Communism is ______
For me, it's tights
>>72420966
get a grip you little soft cunt
>>72421042
impossible
>>72420972
Really trembles my brain.
w2b weed lads?
do i just roll up to the first nigger i see and ask him what hes got or is that a one way ticket to getting mugged?
>>72421000
tights
>>72421000
tights
>>72421026
>>72421033
>tfw you plebs will never roll joints as good as me
>>72421040
a failed experiment
>>72421042
untried
>meet my wife, isnt she beautiful?
tights
>>72421089
bender
Asalaam Alaykum my English brothers.
>>72421089
poof
>>72421116
jawline of the gods
>leafistani
>>72421000
both
>>72420968
update: it still is
dude weed lmao
Is /brit/ the fastest moving thread on this whole website?
ah yes, soulseek, of course
*surreptitiously opens google*
shoo shoo vapid roasties
>>72421195
dont care
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>72421156
>them nails
>this kills the anti weed weakling
firing up the ol' slsk
>>72421195
probably trump general
>>72421214
*those
retard
/sp/ is when a good games on
*looks at every post in this thread*
ah, don't care
>>72421195
Trump General is faster
And probably some thread on one of the weeb boards
>>72421195
president trump general is without question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCO2NR66ZDU
>picking up a prescription
>chemist is a qt
>it's phimo cream
just fucking kill me already
>GF always hated me smoking weed
>don't even know weed
>always went to weed and never have weed off
>always good with my weed
>always do everything else I have to weed
>only smoke on my weeds off
>last weed
>told me if I smoke again she would weed me
>fuckthatweed
>don't really weed it
>smoke some earlier as I'm off weed
>she asks me to go around to weed
>get weed
>weed in
>somehow knows I'm weed
>''are you weed?''
>weeding like a cunt
''weed''
>tells me to weed and texts me to not weed her again
Weed. Not really sure I even wanted to weed with someone like that anyway.
>>72421220
hands look nice and soft
not reading a word of that
*wanks while pooing*
>>72421234
nigger
>>72421256
me on the top right
im half irish
>>72421269
like yer head m8 xd
>>72421268
I did this and got no replies at the time you cheeky cunt
>>72421277
wooing
>>72421289
you have to go back
southerners
>phimo cream
What is this stuff actually called?
>>72421264
>it's crazy pills
this is worse, trust me
>>72421289
ewww
Business idea: become a barfly
>>72421308
you copied it off me.
i remember writing something like that about ages ago years ago.
check the archive about 2 years ago.
the extract
>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.
average northener
craving a carton of tropicana with juicy bits
The new Fappening leaks are preddy gud
>>72421361
no you're wrong sorry
might succumb to a drink myself unconscious
If I get just a little bit aroused, I will start leaking pre cum. It's real bad, I know some of you guys may say pre cum is completely natural and everyone produces different amounts, well I'm at the point where it can leak through my boxers and become noticeable through my pants depending what colour pants I'm wearing and that's not fun at all.
>>72421424
superb post
one for the ages
>>72421389
'no'
had 2 wanks to emma watsons arse and that was it
fuck off
im from the south
>>72421427
literally a symptom of too much masturbation
could do with 0.1-0.15g of MDMA to give me the courage to go on'town alone.
redpill me on guildford
>poortheners
>>72421427
have literally never had pre-cum
>>72421455
>had 2 wanks to emma watsons arse
Grim, including the arse.
>>72421427
hot
>i'm from southern england
83 hours this week all for Mr. Shekelberg, think I'm going to get severely pissed on cheap lager.
>>72420932
the fucking state of wincucks
>>72421308
fake news
southern pride
>>72421455
Not surprised when you're looking at that fucking tranny
>>72421465
do coke instead
people will know you're fucked on mdma
>>72421514
All Northern towns/cities are at least 40% Islamic
>>72421465
go hard or go home
500mg over a night is the absolute minimum
>>72421389
who got hit this time?
>>72421460
it's not
i masturbate very rarely and it happens to me
just done 2kg of R2-D2
linux users are the most cucked desu
there's literally no good software that runs on desktop linux
>>72421544
>who got hit this time?
Why are you talking like a nigger?
>tfw from the North and the South and Scotland and Ireland and Liverpool
Why did God let me live?
babestation
>>72421513
well i wasnt here for the reply i seem to remember it being near the end of a thread
>why yes i do live in the south
>>72421585
stop lying
>"All Northern towns/cities are at least 40% Islamic"
lads
my dads from glasgow and my mums from london
Northern England is an Islamic Emirate
Alri fellas
/brit/ really is unlike any other part of 4chan
when I go to other boards it's too easy to get (You)s, it's like playing on easy mode
havent got any mates
>>72421538
how often do you drop
i did 500mg once and i was a fucking mess
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZiW3QmGfHo
Say "thank you" to Canada for the popularization of form-fitting leggings
>>72421455
FUCK. I bought a packet of onion rings from Tesco and I just fucking sat on them. TWAT
>>72421633
shan't be pressing the button of my mouse on that internet video
>>72421615
is if not Rasheed, then its Harris McJockCock
>>72421643
*sidles up to you*
that's where you're wrong :)
*nicks your wallet*
lost hard lol
https://youtu.be/xTn0jLTT8uc
bit mad that there are 1.1 million blacks and 1.3 million muslims in london
plus almost another million of "mixed" and "other"
>>72421667
>light text on dark background
shan't be reading this
>>72421659
>bass boosted
nice
AAAAAAOAOOOOOOAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA
I was that little boy,
That little baby boy was me.
I once was a boy,
but now I am a man.
I fought The Nightman, lived as Dayman,
now I'm here to ask for your hand,
so if you want to marry men,
will you marry me?
Will you come on stage and join meeeeeee,
in this thing called matrimonyyyyyy?
Please say yes and do not bone me.
Please just marry meeeeee!
>>72421704
>no scrabble
Low IQ detected
>>72421649
same here lad, i was the op. 0.15mg gets me a nice mellow buzz if its good. not sure how people can do 500mg especially with the shite thats cut with RCs and speed
>>72421659
post catchy tunes italy
I reckon tim raped a girl when he was in california
not giving a single (you) to anyone
>girl keeps hinting at going out for a drink tomorrow
>just want to sit in and wank and play fifa
>>72421510
>83 hours
jesus christ what the fuck is your job
>>72421659
Not gunna lie. That's shit.
>>72421690
Why don't you just prioritize Indians and Chinese like us?
They tend to go into higher economic output positions and don't tend to cause much crime or religious conflicts
>linux users are the most cucked
lol
>>72421659
at least it's not grime
just got back from st paddys drink with work lads
boss becomes a proper lecher when he's drunk and basically sat in between the qt french girl and some one else and she made an excuse to go to the toilet and when she came back she sat in another seat
other than that nothing very eventful happened, thanks for listening
the south
>>72421804
got nothing to hide mate
>>72421510
I feel you. I start in corporate law this summer and will be expected to bill 50 hours (which works out to be 80 hours average per week).
At least my firm has tea trolley girls
21:22:59 No.72421811
not one word
>>72421690
genuinely terrifying
all the whites that live there are negrified too
How do I reply to this lads?
Did someone say tights?
>>72421726
i'm usually flying on 200. i might re-dose another 50 once i'm up. i enjoy it too much to abuse it 2bh. don't wanna lose the magic
Serious question
Is St. Patrick's really about the Irish kicking the protestants ("snakes") out of Ireland?
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyoA_-QAIig
>>72421775
Driving
>>72421832
What's a tea trolley girl?
>>72421857
No but it's good that you brought it up
the gf
>>72421884
tfw ai uehara retired
>>72421825
The catchphrase of the wincuck
>>72421857
mmmm
>>72421877
more likely to be pagans than protestants
>>72421877
yes,
>>72421908
the southern woman
>>72421898
NEED a thicc english gf lads
goodnight
>>72421887
An underpaid middle-aged woman who drives a trolley around the office and asks people if they want tea or coffee.
It sounds like a nice perk, but they've really done it so people have no excuse to take 10-15 minute coffee breaks throughout the day.
on /brit/ nobody knows you're a girl
how often do you tell your mum you love her
>>72421942
http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/whats-on/gallery/2017-miss-tees-valley-finalists-12743493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLw45oAuD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou03DhIp3zI
Northerners are low grade genetic trash
Violent filth
Feel mildly attracted to a friend of mine, no homo
>>72421999
finally someone posts something worth listening to
Found out I'm bi lads, really like cute, thin twink bois
Got a big cyst on my neck. Feels about the size of a 5p.
>>72421912
bit skinny 2bh
>>72422017
meme music
>>72421825
>I like having my personal info harvested by a yank mega-corp and sold to 3rd parties
ok then
COME ON YOU APES
DO YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER
>>72421951
night lad
>>72421961
post feet
text on a screen
>>72422019
no they're not
>>72422047
yes actually that'd be brilliant
Why are the Euros on /int/ utterly fucking hopeless at banter?
southerners are bitter ill invalids that shag their children and lick their dog's balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLpkXtM-VI8
normally when I get back from work drinks on a friday night I stop by the offy and get a 10 pack of cheap piss lager and get incredibly drunk by myself in my flat and regret it very much the next morning
but today I showed some self restraint and am sat here now with a cup of tea watching the wire
>>72421887
>Driving
Courier?
been shrieking at /tv/ memes for the past half hour
>>72422019
never seen suffink truer, swear on me nans grave
In 1975, Chase was involuntarily committed to a mental institution upon being taken to a hospital after injecting rabbit's blood into his veins
Chase began to capture, kill, and disembowel various animals, which he would then devour raw, sometimes mixing the raw organs with Coca-Cola in a blender and drinking the concoction. Chase believed that by ingesting the creatures he was preventing his heart from shrinking.
Three months pregnant at the time, Wallin was surprised at her home by Chase, who shot her three times, killing her using the same gun he used to kill Griffin. He then raped her corpse while stabbing her several times with a butcher knife. He then removed multiple organs, cut off one of her nipples and drank the blood. Before leaving, he collected dog feces from the yard and stuffed it into the victim's mouth and down her throat
>muh northerners
>muh southerners
stop arguing over silly shit
>>72422068
Because they are happy and not cynical and depressed like us
72421907
72422046
Not even using Windows, thanks for the (You)'s.
80s Discopop tunes are the new synthwave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzeNAUOp17c
bit mental how the nazis managed to wage war against the entire world and not be destroyed immediately
doubly so considering it was a total war and not "war" like we have today
>>72422023
scum
>>72422076
>>72421999
Ooh ah suck my little dick
Ooh ah you filthy whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv7y4rbm-9Q
reminder
>>72422088
Kind of, it's LGV just moving palletised stuff from A to B. I'm not independent, if I was the hours would be even worse.
>>72421952
Do they ever give out sexual favours?
>>72422076
P H W A O R
H
W
A
O
R
>>72420885
Why did she tuck it into her crack?
>>72422089
How old is she?
can't believe tsubomi is still doing JAV
Who's fault is this?
>>72422034
Get it looked at lad
Had one in that bit between my groin and leg, was fucking awful and made walking irritating, kept piercing it and it kept growing back, get some shit from the pharmacist and it will clear up once you pierce it
keep saying i'll have productive fridays but end up just sinkin' a couple of cans and listening to music on my Sennheiser hd 700's
72422111
wasn't really talking to you, just shitting on windows
>>72422153
25 mate
>>72422076
>Rumoured to be in the latest celeb leaks
tullamore dew tasting drastically of vanilla tonight
>>72422089
even a girl with burns or whatever disfigurement she has will easily find a man
meanwhile a non-disfigured but 4/10 man has to fight to even be acknowledged by a 1/10 woman
>>72422160
yours. fuck off
>>72422160
>who's
>>72422132
This is very arousing
>>72422145
Not her, no, but I can only imagine that back in the old days the partners had affairs with some of the secretaries.
They won't likely be hiring a replacement once she retires or moves on. Can't imagine she'd enjoy her job. Just handing out tea and fixing paper jams.
>>72422128
bender
>>72422171
Not too worried desu. It's just cystic acne. Fucks off on its own after a week or so.
had 16 pints already
>>72422160
People get away with murder, so...
>>72422160
(((raped)))
why did they hate the jews again?
>>72422068
I think because they take everything literally.
Plus there's a fair portion of utter retards.
chooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVD9j36Ke94
>>72422265
scapegoating
(also jews were generally in some positions of power)
(and jews were behind the failed communist revolution)
>>72422160
Her parents' fault tbqh. They let their fucking 12 year old girl travel to a different city, alone with another 13 year old girl, where they got plastered on vodka and shagged. Parents need locked up.
>can't wait until the weekend
>weekend arrives
>nothing to do
Wasting my life 2bh
*rides towards you on horseback*
>>72422272
very good post good tune good song
>>72422244
ah, mine was at first the size of a bean then grew to the size of a ping pong ball, i was not a happy bunny as i have to walk a lot, got it down to the size of bean again and then disappeared, first and hopefully only time i have one
>>72422265
Who are you talking about?
The egyptians, romans, muslims, english, spanish, french, chinese, africans, indians, or germans?
>>72422160
all of them should be hanged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4u2F1lh6Fc
Conversation flowing. Ask her if she's still up for tomorrow. No reply in 2 hours.
Haha.
Ha.
.....Ha.
>>72422265
Kikes had literally just finished trying to destory Germany.
>>72422068
most people on here that aren't from the anglosphere are middle class twits
>>72422127
they had the best forces by far
one on one with the ussr, they'd have won easily
>>72422257
Had only 4 with my friend, considering having more now. Am half irish so should celebrate more perhaps. Gin do you think?
applied to become a pre school teacher lads haha
wanted me to get a crb check but i said no (because i got caught taking pics of kids at the park a few year ago) haha
>Vladmir Putin: 80-90% of Bolsheviks were Jewish
What did Putin mean by this?
>>72422186
alri deano hows the missus
jews never had an issues in india...
>>72422347
Please, go on
>>72422265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC8GLciF-5s
Look up the 1919 Spartacist Uprising
>>72422386
nonce
>mum tells me she and dad used to find it funny how many girls would look at me when we were out and about when I was younger
>mfw 24 year old virgin
I get looks from girls now but have no idea what to do about it, sometimes I've smiled back just as they've looked away.
Just kill me senpai
Hello wagies.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>72422386
nonceoid
>>72422272
I'm a cynical cunt but I like that.
just downed thirty pints
and one for yourself
>Look up the 1919 Spartacist Uprising
>tfw you could be walking past someone who posts on /brit/ but you would never know
>>72422265
>Jews constantly avoid front line combat in WW1
>Jewish bankers fuck over Germany
>Jewish businesses fuck over everyone
>Jewish marxists nearly ruin everything in1918/19
>Orthodox jews hate everyone non-Jewish and are general cunts
Only the most cosmopolitan and integrated jews are generally accepted, we just canttell the difference now mostly because the others are mostly now dead
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
>>72422489
mister anderson
>>72422424
Currently doing some shitty minimum wage temp job and I'm the happiest I've been for years, it's great.
Being a NEET is shit, take my hand mate, join me in having a life.
>>72422299
This is the only correct answer. The same is true for the Rotherham cases. Where are the fucking parents?
>>72422480
i dont go outside
>>72422480
good. detest every one of you pricks
villa are going up
>>72422103
This
>Live on a continent where you can travel to loads of different places, different mountains, sight seeing and experience loads of different cultures
>We're stuck on a rainy shithole island with ugly women
""""""""Great"""""" Britain
>>72421511
>being a linuxcuck
>>72422395
deano would be sinkin' pints/champers, not cans lad.
>>72422374
more pints
>>72421856
Don't
>>72422520
I'm not a NEET though, I'm a degree collector. University is the best part of life and I intend to draw it out as long as possible. Going onto third degree next year.
>>72422480
think i actually saw someone who posts here, well at least he looked like someone who had posted a photo of themselves here
>yes i am a northener
>>72422584
University is just more school desu, you're scared to go into the real world and want to be a child for as long as possible.
>>72422586
what town?
>>72422103
hahh what fucking losers
its that lack of self awareness and the world being shit that leads to swedanistan
(unironically i would not trade being british for the world (again))
>>72422616
Almost, but not quite.
I want the freedoms of an adult but the responsibilities of a child.
never had my IQ tested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT0iQRjHbW4
*strides confidently towards you*
>>72422655
*blocks your path*
>>72422643
northener?
>>72422556
Had 12 the other day but my mate threw up at 9 so we had to tone it down,shoud have eaten tbqh, was going for 15+
knock knock
>>72422642
What degrees?
Got a PhD aged 24, skipped masters entirely. Now a NEET.
Life is funny haha.
who's there
need an urban but cultured brown london gf
>>72422655
not a fan of this frilly little girls socks meme
>>72422655
Fall asleep on the sunbed love? Get me Gail's autograph by the way.
>>72422617
I was up visiting York (am on a gap year) , went for an open day for a course and saw someone who i swear must go on here
rock paper scissors at 9.46
>>72422718
post the face
>ugly women
>Awful culture
>Basically no sights to see
>Virtually no lakes, mountains etc
>Shitty weather
Europe is better in every way
>>72422683
north london
>>72422655
love this post
>>72422708
slut
rock
>>72422655
a fan of this frilly little girls socks meme
shant be giving a you to this scotnigger
>>72422745
norf landan
Business idea: using my small base on a tiny, rainy island off the coast of Europe, take over and control one quarter of the earth for four centuries
Need a stern right wing ginger Irish gf who gives great handjobs and likes going to the zoo.
EUROPE IS WAY BETTER THAN THIS SHIT COUNTRY
>>72422741
Then please kill yourself, you clueless paki
>>72422736
this is the guy i think i saw
>>72422758
I'm not lying, although I was only about two months away from turning 25.
Technically I graduated when I was 25, but my thesis publication was before my 25th birthday so I'm counting that.
>>72422774
it should be 'thank you' not 'yes' you dolt. whats he saying yes to? fuckin nowt
>>72422702
BComm, JD, LLM
Might top it up with a 2-year computer science degree at my undergrad uni, or another law degree focused on civil/continental European jurisprudence, and then become a "consultant" of some sort. And I always have the option of doing an MBA later on in life if I need a year's break and don't have the option of popping out a kid for it like my female colleagues.
>>72422783
This gimmick is fucking awful.
Be better or fuck off.
>>72422741
fuck off to Europe then Rasheed
>>72422800
>
>>72422750
WEW
>>72422813
>scotnigger english
>>72422774
>Someone saved my image
redpill me on huey lewis and the news
going to the gf shop, you lads want owt?
>>72422160
nice
>>72422809
>>72422874
caranetto
>>72422869
Nothing to be proud of.
Even if you're the drummer from Def Leppard
>>72422829
>a degree in JD sports
They all sound like useless degrees apart from CS desu do you have any actual plans for a career?
>>72422874
a qt paki
>>72422556
>more pints
I concur
>>72422158
Why she wrapped herself in bedsheet?
>>72420885
>>72420972
this, where is the fucking Sharia?