I have French DNA.

>>72419968
French or "french"?

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>>72419968
americans and their herritage

>>72419968
sue your parents

>>72419968
>I have swedish DNA
>but I have brown hair, brown eyes, tan skin, a big dick and a nig-nog nose

Thanks a lot, mom. All the doctors at your upper-class university, and you choose the black guy.

>>72420165
kek

>>72419968
it gets worse, my g'pa fought for the french

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>>72420372
Hey you're not me.

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>have mostly Polish hurritage (great grandmother was nationally Polish herself among other relatives)
>take DNA test
>shits out 80% Eastern European which could include everything from Poland to Russia
On a lighter note absolutely 0% sub-saharan african and Ashkenazi.

>>72419968
welcome to the Master Race

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>>72419968
Bonjour cousin !

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>>72420438

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>>72419968

i know that feel

>>72419968
IDIOT

you will be ARYAN if you will learn your national language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Koi36aeRv7I

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>>72419968
I have DNA from literally every end of the Balkans.

>>72419968
hehehe

be proud

>>72421160
Don't forget : you're here FOREEVER :^)

>>72421293
French sounds even more masculine than most of English

don't take this stupid meme about "gay" language seirously

american fags will speak Spanish

>>72421354
This thread is not about languages, tho

Also are you that francophile russian guy?

>>72421401
yes, but I dropped French and now try to learn Polish

but I hope that I will speak French someday, a really good language, maybe even the best

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>>72419968
I have Kraut DNA.

Napoleon did nothing wrong

Technically speaking, we all have French DNA.
You see, humans have billions and billions of base pairs of DNA.
If you're not from some remote island in Indonesia you probably have at least one French base pair.

>>72419968
You're a part of the Master Race, you should feels good m8


>>72421160
KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS

>>72421603
a-are you french?

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>have haplogroup test
>get N'D
>tfw I'm a Finn now

>>72421657

I'm 1% German and Germany is pretty close to France. I am French.

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>>72421603
is she... dare i say... French ?

>>72419968
It's okay, anon, I've recently discovered that I have German relatives. It could have been worse.

>>72421794
Brother...!

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>>72421462
Me too

>>72420070
This is a toxic DNA thread Ivan.

>>72421765
>tfw I'm a Finn now
Based on history aren't a lot of Northwestern "Russians" just Finns pretending to be Slavs?

I know this feel man

And the worst is the fact that I will be french forever

>>72421354
>French sounds even more masculine than most of English
but it sounds gay, that's it
I'm french I know what my language sounds like. Stop being a fucking ouiboo.

>>72423500
Parisian and Breton French sound gay*

>>72423425
What region, scum?

>>72423500
Nah. It's not the language, it's...us.

>>72419968
I have French DNA and I plan on marrying a French qt cause I can't stand the cunts here. Though I do hope to have a traditional one.

>>72423586
too bad we're almost all mixed with maghrebis
You're too late, faggot

>>72423586
Mary a French Catholic, since there are more Catholic women than men so they're in dire need for husbands.

>>72423894
Mohamed pls

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I have KANGZ DNA

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>tfw 50% British 50% Quebecois

Basically a fucking traitor-spawn

>>72425243
so was it ANGLO'D or FRANCO'D

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>>72425288
ANGLO'D

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>25% Slovak
>25% French
>25% English
>25% German

At least my French ancestors owned people.

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>>72424252
>Eupedia
I call it bullshit

>>72419968
I'm so sorry friend but you must now leave to canada

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>>72422114
Yes they are.
Bolsheviks have brainwashed them well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssMn2f2ldoo

>>72419968
me too

it's actually bretty gud 2bh

>>72419968
At least you're not stuck in France and won't become a SJW frog.

>>72424252
>>72426302
WHO /C/ HERE

>>72427763
You wuz Khanz?

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>>72427763
I love /c/ :3

>>72419968
Assuming you're Anglo-American, then having French DNA is nothing surprising.

By default, all Anglos are part French rapebaby.
Land wasn't the only think Guillaume conquered. :^)

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>tfw 100% Icelandic

>>72428110
Lies. Anglos are the descendants of ancient Finnic tribes.

>>72420484
>>72420503
>feeling solidarity with am*ricans

Yeah, ne le fais pas

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>>72419968
>I'm a Haitian with a Polish last name

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I Will pray for you

>>72428058
I guess or summin.
Most of my DNA is Eastern yuro anyway.

>>72419968
condolences

>>72419968
No surprise that Pepe is your spirit animal

>>72421833
I hope not. That would make her unfuckable

>>72419968

KHAN'D

Sorry bro, don't give up.