Turkey is an Irish colony edition
really thinking
unfollowed loads of political accounts on twitter lads
exhausted by that shite
can't stand it when my mum makes curry
needs to stop making subhuman food consumed by beastly people
>>72414500
Fuck off poley, you know you're banned
DOWN WITH FIAT CURRENCY
>subhuman food consumed by beastly people
>going through liked youtube videos
>loads of [Deleted video] every 10 videos or so
will never know what they were
>>72414507
i'm not that degenerate scumbag, get fucked
>>72414517
'sheed
you think you're tough?
you aren't even remotely tough until your town has 8 of the most deprived areas in England
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/10-worst-deprived-places-england-6548105
official hard city power ranking:
1. Glasgow
2. Brum
3. Liverpool
4. London
5. Leeds
power gap
999. Bristol
9999. Hull
99999. Manchester
what time of year do the gaymes go on sale
animer
been in contact with jai paul's brother recently
BRITISH ISLES "HARD" CITY RANKINGS:
1.Belfast
2.Glasgow
3.Limerick
4.Birmingham
5.Liverpool
Bet you didn't know this lads
The Korean National Anthem used to be sung to Auld Lang Syne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Hx7wm0Y0s
>>72414575
British Irish Isles you west brit cunt
>haha le wagies
>>72414560
Steam summer sale starts in winter
>>72414556
>>72414575
>>72414575
>Blackpool isn't top 1
'e
>>72414575
>Limerick
>A city
Bit of a stretch lad.
Watching the news lads.
Fuck me, Trump's a moron
my city could eat any ""hard"" european city for breakfast
BRING BACK THE GOLD STANDARD
ALLOW GOVERNMENT TO PRINT ITS OWN MONEY
>>72414615
If it has an anglican cathedral it's legally a city
>>72414556
brum is harder than glasgow you fucking mug
>>72414575
not even going to start with this list you absolute twat
happening
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39310793
>>72414622
what did the fat orange fascist ape do now?
>>72414626
ur mum can eat my hard cock
>>72414626
Guarantee me and my mates could deck the entire populace of the US in under a month
Honestly you little gimps have no idea. You wouldnt last a crack in Belfast. Birmingham is gentrified compared to the slums of West Belfast. A wall literally splits Belfast in half to prevent violence.
BRIT BOYS ARE SOFT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpA7Xh2iIBQ
White men are superior
>>72414636
OH SHI-
>>72414593
but is it like bang on June 1st or what
>>72414615
hate it when WASTERS on /r/ireland act as if Limerick is a great city and that it gets a bad rep from the media
>>72414639
GCHQ told him to shut the fuck up about the wiretap claims, and it looks like he is.
>>72414636
reckon he was a leftie
>>72414633
That's not how cities are defined in Ireland. Though Limerick is considered a city.
>>72414674
battered many people in pub car parks and club smoking areas across birmingham
I KNOW i'm the hardest lad in /brit/
and this isn't a cue for a keyboard warrior argument you compensating irish manlet
>>72414673
this, little limp wristed cunts listing english cities anywhere near top 5 lmao
>>72414683
Think last year started on June 20, June 10 in 2015
>>72414698
>tfw willy has leaked wee for about 10 years
>>72414673
>a wall
>a
50 walls m8.
>During the Libyan civil war leading up to his death in 2011, the United Nations froze assets with a value of over £100 billion. [30] However, with Gaddafi as an autocrat the division between his personal wealth and that of the Libyan state was unclear, and the majority of these assets nominally belonged to the state, although Gaddafi effectively controlled them.
Gaddafi isn't the only one
>Although Putin's exact wealth is unclear, hedge fund manager Bill Browder previously estimated it at $200 billion. (As a reference point, that would make Putin 2.5 times as rich as Bill Gates, who is considerd to be the world's richest man.)
The man who used to be the "Kremlin's banker" says that as long the Russian president Vladimir Putin remains in power, he's the richest person in the world.
Fun fact: Putin owns a $350 million dollar mansion on the Black Sea.
>>72414716
You think you're hard for having a scrap outside the local of a sunday or a little handbag tussle in the smoking area of some club? haha cute, couldnt box eggs ye rat
>>72414673
retro adidas tracksuit and kalashnikov top tier aesthetic
gf just sent me this
>there are people in this thread who think they're hard but haven't even been threatened with a kneecapping for littering
l
m
a
o
>>72414639
he just blew the fuck out of a german reporter
I'm Batman. AMA
>>72414778
your gf is a slut
>tfw you will never be a super intelligent being capable of learning and knowing the entire recorded history of humanity and all of its stories and legends.
why is life so short
Wish I could move country and leave all my responsibilities behind.
Don't think I'm meant to have this feel unless I'm a dad in his mid 40s.
>>72414739
I've had it some degree for years as well
Now it's got to the point where I only piss at work at lunchtime in case some dribbles out after. I didn't piss from 8am to 1pm today
>>72414757
Wow, communism really does pay
>>72414797
just move to london you twat
>tfw y's will never fo
>>72414757
what happened to the 100 billion
>>72414699
>laptop stolen in new york
probably just a nigger
>>72414795
don't know this feel desu. I sleep on the astral planes.
When I was a teenager Republican action against drugs and other similiar groups used to confiscate drink off me and threaten to shoot me in Lurgan, and they shot many drug dealers
Little birmingham benders think theyre hard because the ones doing that for them are the sharia patrol? Dickheads, havent a notion
>>72414826
London's a fucking shit tip I'd rather jump off a cliff.
>>72414778
Those really are some cracking chebs. Is there any more pics of her? I'd really like to examine her body to see if it's as peng as I imagine
>>72414855
>I'd rather jump off a cliff.
go on then
>>72414785
How tight is Robin's bumhole?
>>72414855
Imagine not rating london
>>72414674
imagine making women nervous with your alphaness
>>72414858
yeah she's an insta slag but i don't remember her name
be warned though she's a lot less attractive in other photos
>>72414760
>>72414849
not going to entertain your keyboard warrior patheticness
if the burger bar boys or the johnson crew came within 100ft of you, you'd have diarrhoea
>>72414849
you do know everyone else is being ironic don't you Cúchulainn?
I've shagged Maisie Williams.
might go put all the snakes back into Ireland for a laugh
>Brits really think theyre hard when they havent fought the british army 1v1 in a garden centre
fruits
I'd, uh, also like to express MY fondness for... that particular beer.
>>72414698
i get that too
hate when i get back into bed after pissing and a bit of wee comes out
>>72414913
Believable.
How was it?
>>72414925
Paul Ryan is literally a drone groomed from birth to be President. Don't understand how anyone can like him.
>>72414849
oooh some criminals are hard
fuck off
all modern day republicans are fucking criminal scum coke pedalling cunts
>burger bar boys
Ahhahahahaha ahahahahhahahah sounds like the name of some shite organic burger restaurant for fannies
>do deathlifts they said
>>72414925
*cuts healthcare*
*dabs*
>>72414914
*blocks your path*
I love Bernie Sanders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU1sSe-MQ7A
>>72414925
link?
>>72414849
>When I was a teenager Republican action against drugs and other similiar groups used to confiscate drink off me and threaten to shoot me in Lurgan
No idea why, but this made me laugh out loud. Thanks, anon.
RAAD are based, dála an scéil.
>>72414849
alri spot
>>72414928
What's your wank frequency
>>72414896
>>72414858
wait i found it
https://www.instagram.com/caitlanknapton
>>72414963
they used to meet up at the burger shop on soho road you worm
>>72414945
Surprisingly good. She wasn't good at it, per se, but she was a tryer (trier?). She gets right into it desu.
Why do communists complain about how evil the police are when historically, as soon as they get into power they create a far worse police force but just don't call it a police force?
e.g. the Okhrana and the Cheka
>>72414902
>keyboard warrior patheticness
Its true. I lived through this and it was common place. You're the keyboard warrior, bragging about fighting in the smoking area of a pub. You're a fruit.
>>72414925
The man never drank a Guinness in his life
>>72414925
I get that reference.
lads are picking me up in a taxi at 19:15 sharp meanwhile this paddy bender will be still arguing with himself all night
Sad!
>>72414906
He does this every fucking time, everyone else is clearly taking the piss out of pretending to be hard but I'm never sure whether he is since he sticks to the pretence of being a hardman so religiously
>>72414991
maybe 1 or 2 a day
>>72415005
Marxist Leninists don't really complain about the police, or at least the concept
that's ancoms
>>72414998
Oh, dear. You weren't wrong. Not impressed at all
>>72415005
Because it's a political tactic. Not some tenet of their actual ideology.
>>72414972
It's from the Ireland Simpsons Fans Facebook page
>>72414999
Oh thats really intimidating they sound like a group of fucking children
Id be really scared of the burger bumming benders, moreso than the IRA or UVF which would potentially should my kneecaps off or blow my house up
>>72415003
That always makes for a fun time.
>>72414971
>>72414971
ROARING
>>72415062
go to handsworth or lozzells and say this then if you're a big man
>>72414797
just do it desu
Actually a bit scared at how popular communism is becoming with young people
>>72415044
Use heading down to the burger bar for a mad scrapping session? fairy boys
slightly regretting buying that big H&M parka jacket
thairad
>Youtube has a 0.75% speed option now
judeo-bolshevik arrogance truly knows no limits
https://twitter.com/poojaxlays/status/842450987591823361
>we know best goy-I mean proletarian, trust us!
>>72415134
your body is ready for what?
What books you lot reading then?
>>72415090
you're a fucking gimp, shut up
I'm a hard working yummy mummy
mates will text me any moment now
>>72415134
Perfect for making everyone seem drunk.
>>72415005
The people who seize power in a revolution have usually spent a lot of time in jail and police custody.
>>72415098
Don't worry, they'll do fuck all
And if they do try, they'll be put down by National Socialists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISfLj0bArhM
I am 18 and just recently started masturbating (just clitoral stimulation) and everytime I'm close to climax I start peeing...and I know it's real pee because its yellow. I've never had sex before and now I'm very afraid that I'll pee once I do
>>72415139
Why do leftists assume everyone is entirely self serving in their political motivations?
>>72415164
rise and fall of the third reich and a few bolano short stories in between to break the monotony
>>72415164
Still the same one from the last few times you asked.
need a coloured south african gf
>>72415197
Bloody yanks and their accents. Can NOT be having them at all.
>>72415164
stop asking this every thread
>>72415156
For listening to music at 3/4 speed
I am hyped as fuck
have never even contemplated "celebrating" "st patrick's day" and consider myself better than all those who do or have
You arrive in America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRFckPyNHJs
>>72415201
hmm
>>72415197
hahah what a pathetic sip
paul ryan kind of looks like joffrey
>>72415305
why would you want to do that
>>72415164
> that toast
outside barbican centre right now if any londoners want to scrap
THAILAAAAD?
>enter /brit/ thread
>it consists of mostly Irish stuff
Ahh yes..
>tfw 8/10 irl and get hit on constantly
>not photogenic at all and look weird in pictures
>>72415340
It's the perfect balance between normal speed, which I rarely use, and 1/2 speed which I use often, but is sometimes TOO slow
ireland
>>72415374
obsessed with us
>>72415379
>4/10
>assume people are mocking me when they are nice to me
when i was young
i had no sense
>>72415212
because they themselves are arrogant and self centred people
it's what puts me off the left. full of narcissistic, SJW, degenerate freaks and cunts
>>72415389
but why
>>72415134
>now
Been there for months you runtoid
>>72415414
i bough aeh flute fah fifty pence
despise this shite country but if any non irish flags insult it i'll break their jaw
not impressed with what me ma has cooked for dinner. think i'll skip it today
>>72415435
the only choon, that i could play
>>72415310
what the fuck
fucking yanks
>>72415379
A girl flirted with me once and I thought she was pranking me and by the end of the night, she ended up going home with another girl.
Managed to make a girl lesbo in less than 5 hours lmao
>>72415429
Maybe in Aus, but not our little backwater
>>72415427
That's just how I listen to music
dad came to england for a reason
ireland is a fucking shithole
>>72415453
this ends here lad, sectarian songs not allowed in this general
>>72415459
She was pranking you
Lesbians are evil
>>72415389
but why do you want to slow it down in the first place
>>72415477
happy (real) st patricks day. hows things up in brum?
the worst place in the island of britain (not including ireland) is definately glasgow, theres no argument there. Its just grim as fuck, gangs of NEDs with machetes off their head and smack heads in crumbling down desolate flats.
>£1.2 billion
can't make this up
Any fresh memes?
>>72415500
I listen to music usually at 50% or 150% speed, but for some songs it's too much. There was a 125% speed, but never a 75% speed before
This is is top 3 youtube innovations desu
> reading books when you could be listening exclusively to audiobooks at 1.25x speed
>>72415543
probably could make it up 2bh
>>72415543
London master race
At least for infrastructure spending
>>72415538
ah yes, the city that is run by irish is also the biggest shithole in the uk
done a think
>>72415523
bit grim
father's gone into town with his irish mates again
>>72415538
there's one thing we can agree on
>>72415212
because you disagree with them so put them into categories you wouldn't for people you agree with, to them i would imagine that you are as insufferable. you are both wrong of course being as dull and knowledge-less as each other. adults generally dont go around crying about edgy politics, those that do are usually the subject of mockery so consider it part of growing up.
>>72415543
brixton is nice, feels like it hasn't been murdered by gentrification (yet)
there's hope lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQSxPzafO_k
listening to music at anything lower than 2.00x speed is the mark of a runt
Upon arrival, the last set of doors will not open. Customers in the last carriage please move towards the front doors to leave the train
>>72415597
Its not run by the Irish tbqh its run straight out of England and has a large mixed catholic irish scottish prod underclass
>>72415619
>if you dont commit the cide by 40s, you MAY be in with a chance of shagging a used roastie whoare
nah. im good. will take the rope me
god bless NTS radio
>>72415645
grime is already the perfect tempo at 140pm though sweetie
>>72415560
i still don't understand
what song sounds better slowed down
shall
not
be
doing
that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NQ0NBNvBPQ
>>72415543
what exactly are they doing?
I think it's a reasonable investment to make because after all, the City of London alone accounts for 1% of the UK's GDP and Greater London accounts for 18% of the UK's GDP
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/842809247842807810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFiDnErxU_A
good song
Funny how all the southerners and northerners argue about whos the bigger shithole when the worst spot in Britain is Glasgow
Why are councils so happy to just spunk shit loads of money on such simple and basic things?
My town spend £450,000 on 4 small brick walls on a couple of roundabouts
>judeo-leftists: "white genocide isn't real"
>also judeo-leftists:
https://twitter.com/deathpigeon/status/828375175812952064
>>72415693
concentrating that much of the country's gdp in one place is bad
"approaches you"
>Adam Schlomoheim: On behalf of all white people, we apologise for Trumps behaviour.
What did he mean by this?
>>72415695
lmao what's wrong with this twat
>>72415712
funny how its infested with Irish too
These 'tough man' micks and 'hard lad' brits would get heemed into a fine paste if they ever came chatting shit round Moscow way.
>>72415597
>all our problems are the fault of the Irish
If Brits are so clever, how do the Irish manage to end up running their cities?
>>72415676
it's well agreed that this choon sounds best at 1.25x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic7cx6LLOn4
me and the gf
>>72415712
The worst city perhaps, there are worse places though desu.
what's wrong with glasgow? seems alright, funny people like kevin bridges and limmy come from it
Wish I could go provisions shopping.
>>72415726
chinks(and all non-whites) are gross
>>72415726
>gif
fuck off
>>72415712
we don't think about scotland
only england matters
>>72415737
It would be good if we could turn all Jews green for a day.
The world would immediately wake up. They fear being found out.
>>72415789
the gimmick doesn't employ spaces
>>72415712
Glasgow is one place
The North has about 15-20 towns/cities which are each abandoned industrial mosques
Does this look like romania? Yes, but its actually just Glasgow after thatcher and her bullies had their way.
>>72415676
None really, I just like them better that way
>>72415726
*walks away hastily*
Parents are coming to my house tomorrow. Can't wait to be admonished for living in a shithole that I don't look after.
>>72415742
yeah but YOU personally are a scrawny little bellend
i can tell from your posts, i'd cave your head in with ease
Could heem the fuck out of any Russian
Especially that limp-wristed nancy boy who runs the place.
Me and my boy celebrating paddys day
chucky our lah
>>72415749
sounds like shit at both
>>72415310
black women are the worst people on earth
>both the worst and greatest city in all the UK are within 40 miles of each other
mental. how do those innovative jocks do it?
business idea: touch a live 3rd rail
not healthy to have a climate which is grey and miserable 90% of the time
can't be
>>72415838
Do you enjoy living in a shithole? Could always do a bit of cleaning now and then desu.
>>72415872
this is also the case in england with birmingham and solihull
bit mental
>have a fridge full of guiness and murphy's
>no killkenny red
reeeeeeee
>>72415538
Edinburgh is the grimmest city on earth
>>72415674
>140bpm
>perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqDN8navQXg
>>72415872
are you still living in 2005?
that google maps is OLD
>>72415825
Those flats look fine. Idk what all that shit in the road is but this really isn't that bad at all. Compared to Lancs towns in the 60s this is paradise
Is the 'irish peasant migration' gimmick actually real? I made that up as a joke
>morning coffee
Ugh i'm a mess without it :(
>>72415897
alri wml
>>72415872
Is Boro a city?
>>72415563
this is the sort of person who listens to audiobooks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWh1f301Xb0
>>72415845
I'm the pure embodiment of the great Russian bear, kid. Think Fedor but tough.
Brit babbies probably organise scuffles outside NHS hospitals and their free PTSD councillors. Try glassing 5 drunk bydlos and curing your injuries with vodka and black bread, weak runt. Absolute slug.
>>72415946
alri
going to the pub in 12 minutes
Is there anything nicer than living in a semi-wealthy Southern town?
>>72415917
Aye, paradise. Fuck thatcher.
hmmmmmm yes
>white women are superio-
>>72415965
wealthy Northern town
>>72415939
thats a big coffee
>>72415939
but you live without food...
>>72415958
Hate these fucking Jim Carrey types
LE LOUD FUCKING REDDIT CHILD xDDDDD
Going to put Iron Fist on now lads. x
>>72415960
You are scottish ya fooking fannyyyy
>>72415981
why dont you just do it?
lads - why cant women take do simple trivial things such as drinking coffee without taking a photograph of it?
>>72415939
>>72415984
being rich in the north is literally the goal
>>72415992
Nah m8 I'm technically overweight
>>72415981
nice meme
>>72415958
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
SHUT UP
why are yank girls so annoying
>>72415984
>wealthy Northern town
404 not possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmopSVOMSsU
>>72415982
>posts someone 60% white
>>72415965
Probably living in a nice village in Yorkshire.
prefer the algerian nonce to ethiopia
>>72416016
rude
>>72416017
You ever see women in an elevator? It's fucking stunning.
>>72415825
As someone who's been to Romania, that looks nothing like Romania.
>>72416017
>why don't women sleep with me
>>72415958
i want tae headbutt this fookin trollop on d puss
prefer anybody to Australians
>>72416052
that's just how east africans look
>>72416034
>he doesn't live in the cheshire triangle
>>72416046
>i'm so working class song
fuck off
>>72416017
If I was a moderately attractive girl I would probably take a lot of photos of myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bLc1OXsUFk
He painted Salford's smokey tops
On cardboard boxes from the shops
And parts of Ancoats where I used to play
I'm sure he once walked down our street
Cause he painted kids who had nowt on their feet
The clothes we wore had all seen better days.
Now they said his works of art were dull
No room, all round the walls are full
But Lowry didn't care much anyway
They said he just paints cats and dogs
And matchstalk men in boots and clogs
And Lowry said that's just the way they'll stay
And he painted matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs
He painted kids on the corner of the street with the sparking clogs
Now he takes his brush and he waits outside them factory gates
To paint his matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs
hard drive got fucked a few weeks ago and i lost thousands of albums and films
trying to re download a lot of it now but i don't think ill ever recover
>>72416088
delete this please
>>72416132
how did it get fucked
>>72416105
can you delete this cheers
>>72416116
tragic
still watched it though
>>72416116
thats an arse baby
>>72416017
women are deranged narcissists
>>72416034
>>72415972
don't care
found a good reaction image
>albums
Yes lets listen to music that I don't even like
>>72416155
BLACK
O
Y
S
>>72416126
My brother lives in Ancoats, full of hipster twats like him now.
>>72416162
back of my laptop is a bit broken and i think it affected the hard drive in some way
wear and tear after months you know
>>72416155
did a giggle
>>72416155
oy vey delete this
>>72416155
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>72416189
how do you pronounce poulton le fylde
There is nobody in the world I hate more than this cunt
Makes me seethe with rage
my feet are all fucked from walking in new shoes but i NEED to get outside this weekend
what can i do lads?
>>72416204
how would i know
redill me on FR3D
Since Galatians were basically gauls, Turkey is our colony, desu
>the relatives have arrived
>still cooped up in my room
if i turn the lights off and don't make any noise I might get away with it lads
the town LANCASTER is very nice
THATS AN ARSE BABY
>>72416250
you're a bent cunt for even knowing who he is
>>72416238
http://vocaroo.com/i/s187FsFUCcb8
>>72416251
use a wheelchair
>>72416285
the Bogdanoffs bow to FR3D
>>72416298
lancaster is quite nice
>>72416322
hhh yes let me just pop out the ol wheelchair i have stored in my closet just in case a scenario such as this occurs
FUCKING MONG
Taimid bhi Tuerkis!
>>72416329
>>72416298
LITERALLY my home town
>>72416387
Lancaster, PA?
>>72416365
>he doesn't own an emergency wheelchair
glad i successfully reintroduced 'mong' into the /brit/ lexicon
Owls? not a fan.
hate em. scary little pricks.
Kangaroos are big bastards too now that i thnk of it.
shan't
>>72415886
I happen to be very lazy and content with living in a shithole. My parents seem to get angry about this for some reason.
>>72416503
Fair enough then.