/brit/

do glasses make you smarter?

>>72412368
Name a stupid person with glasses

I wonder if Donald Trump has actually enjoyed a single second of his pretentious existence.

>>72412368
I don't know.
*puts on glasses*
No.

matthew mcconaghy tries too hard and it shows as unconvincing. a bit like leo dicaprio

president toilet bog fart

>>72412368
The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side

Any good films in the past few months?

>>72412398
i wonder if anyone has looked at you and not felt a vague sense of pity mixed with disgust at the objective evolutionary failure you are

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>tfw you make a completely serious post look like bait to trick the person into not responding to you, winning the you the argument

>>72412385
you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgYHo2HV-EY

need a communist gf

>>72412444
Moonlight

>>72412420
Yeah I'm big fan of Adam Sandler because he clearly makes no effort top act at all, it's so natural.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRUyeWT-2oM
chooné

*looks at you and feels a vague sense of pity mixed with disgust at the objective evolutionary failure you are*

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me on the left with a good pub mate of mine

>>72412495
*chitters at you and gnaws the bars of my cage*

got a strange virus that plays audio ads in the background for like an hour every day

and it only happens for like an hour and then goes away for the rest of the day. computer is completely functional in every way apart from this.

anyone know how i can fix this lads. malwarebytes isn't detecting anything

>>72412477
I'd make fun of this, but I still pace around my room for like 10-15 minutes before making any phone calls.

>>72412501
his fingers look swollen

>>72412534
Buy a new computer

>>72412536
make the phonecall as you pace around. it helps, trust me.

you can shove ramadan up your fucking arse

>>72412534
ahh

windows

hate foreners not racist just dont like em

>>72412534
what kind of fucking retard gets viruses these days?

>>72412534
probably a nefarious browser extension

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you are going out to do drugs with the lads tonight, right?
you're not one of those sadcase loners are you?

>>72412538
all the better to cram up your bp

>>72412565
I pace during the phonecalls too desu.

>>72412534
Loads of viruses probably lurk on your computer and collect info but you wouldnt even notice

>>72412567
racist

>>72412567
hello twitter!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39307418

>>72412534
same, i don't even know what it is, on audiomixer it says it's "webhelper" for explorer but i dont have explorer open and i dont have any "webhelper" extension installed

>>72412623
>yep, thats a willy

>>72412591
All drug users should be kneecapped.

>>72412591
I'm not a degenerate

>>72412623
girl looks cute

>>72412591
friends don't invite me out for some reason

>>72412640
northern ireland is a 3rd world shithole
>>72412643
fuck off you sadcase
you'd try drugs if you knew how to get them

>>72412591
while you were out having premarital sex, i was mastering the blade

>>72412623
Identifying Wood.

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>Degenerate scum in my /brit/

>>72412534
is it a torrent client running in the background

>>72412632
> southerners

>>72412674
>UR IN A 3RD WORLD SHITHOLE
>*goes and does lots and lots of drugs with a bunch of other junkies*
ah yes

want to volunteer at a childrens home and "befriend" the girls in time for when they leave at 17-18
(no one leaves at 16 because there's fuck all place for them to go)

then I'll have a harem of younger women to have 8 children with each just like a proud muslim man

why isn't every white nationalists doing this?

We have to support the white populations

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>Britons are pure-

>>72412724
noncerorke

Business idea: white breeding grounds

>>72412672
>friends
got bad news for you mate
>>72412717
*gets shot for being a slightly different religion*

>>72412727
nobody ever said we were pure

*contributes to society*

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>>72412727
Celts are

>>72412753
Nothing you say will make me ever feel beneath you, given that you're an actual fucking junkie.

multiculturalism is good so everyone will look brown and there wont be no racist anymore

>>72412754
we're pure

>>72412777
stop it

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http://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/irish-people-quiz.php

in the spirit of the """holiday"""

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Bottle of wine down. Should I open a 2nd?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489770047577.webm &&
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489770155677.webm

>>72412782
runtlet

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The Younger Lady is the informal name given to a mummy discovered in the Egyptian Valley of the Kings.

Through recent DNA tests this mummy has been identified as the mother of the Pharaoh Tutankhamen, and a daughter of Pharaoh Amenhotep III.


The results also show that she was a full-sister to her husband.

This would mean that Akhenaten did marry his own sister and that he and Nefertiti are the parents of Tutankhamen.

>>72412777
i've been to work all fucking week and just got home
if you want to sniff a couple cheeky lines on the weekend then i will
>>72412782
oh dear sweetie
have a word with your pineal gland, yeah?

>>72412777
*takes welfare*

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Reminder the celts had a colony in Turkey called Galatia and the Galatians passage in the bible which is arguably one of the most important is based on christian missionaries interactions with the pagan celts and the turks are actually celtic in origin

>>72412835
*puts a gold sticker on your jumper*

Any of you watched Iron Fist yet, is it any good for capeshit?

>>72412835
celts weren't a homogeneous people. do you even research the stuff you parrot?

>>72412835
FUCKING PADDYROACHES OUT

>>72412870
no and no

Patrick stewart should get an oscar for convincing me he was a frail 90 year old when he's really a swole 76 year old


didn't even use prosthetics

https://twitter.com/DanielIeBregoli/status/842146280944078851
>she's 13
jesus christ

>>72412872
The celts that inhabited Anatolia were a Gallic tribe, so yes they were most likely homogenous

just remembered what i ate this lunch by smelling my braps

going to take a diazepam or SIX in a couple of hours and then sayonara until midday tomorrow

no normies are going to wake me up tonight

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>>72412727
*Irish

>>72412884
Never reply to me again if you aren't contributing.

>>72412943
all me

>>72412793
got 15/21

>>72412943
Daily Mail.

>>72412814
>>72412824
druggies

>>72412957
Fuck off paddy

>>72412940
what an utter waste of time

>>72412637
webhelper is running in my background processes so Imma try remove that cunt

>teens are not allowed to be body positive because adults might think they're of age
don't like this gimmick

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39308969

Kate Middleton has some manly-as-fuck hands

>>72412943
did one of those ancestry dna tests and it turns out im 16% irish which is pretty accurate for the south east it seems

might take more xannys and drink then mong out and wake up on a hospital bed tied to the bed

>>72412970
dumb purebreed

This tune is banging but the videos a bit outlandish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzSUgOmP66Q

>Racist confederate trump supporter on a coon hunt finds muscular coon in field, attempts to shoot, gun jams, struggle ensues, coon beats and chokes the trump supporter to death with his american flag

>>72412971
sleeping is not a waste of time

>>72412993
alri pablo escobar

https://youtu.be/UA_JoielCyA

me on the last tonight

feel bad for wanking over the catch me outside girl (again)

>>72412993
dont do that x

>Former Formula 1 driver Susie Wolff has failed in a bid to get a driving ban for speeding overturned.

>The 34-year-old, who now works as an ambassador for Mercedes, told a judge at Oxford Crown Court that losing her licence was "hugely embarrassing" and would affect her charity work.

>She was recorded doing 35mph in a 30mph zone in June 2015 in the village of East Hanney, Oxfordshire.

Guy gets let of with raping a kid

Woman loses her licence and by extension her job because she drove 5 over the speed limit

Seems reasonable

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doing a breitbart browse

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KV55 is a tomb in the Valley of the Kings in Egypt. It was discovered by British archeologist Edward R. Ayrton in 1907 while he was working in the Valley for the American lawyer Theodore M. Davis.

The mummy found in the tomb was however at first identified as belonging to a woman.


But, when anatomist Grafton Elliot Smith examined the skull and bones in Cairo a few months later, he concluded that they were those of a young male with wide hips.

These results were seen to support the claims that the body was that of Pharaoh Akhenaten, father of King Tut.

Reconstruction of the facial features of the skull also indicated that there was no resemblance with Akhenaten's representation on his monuments.

It must be remembered though, that Akhenaten's representations are highly stylised. Why representations of Akhenaten depict him in a bizarre, strikingly androgynous way, remains a vigorously debated question.

wonder how this person funds all their travelling

wonder who they are

https://youtu.be/Z2SCXDw0pZ4

>>72412993
You don't want the police round your flat again do you lad.

listening to chief keef - salty

Are you aware of the JQ, /brit/?

Can someone explain what's happening in this video?
Jews in London

https://twitter.com/AsherAsombroso/status/840920273234907136

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>Every single 20+ year old in my family, except for 2, is starting or has started a family
>I haven't even held a girl's hand

>>72413108
never had the coppers at mine what u on

>>72413095
I work for American Airlines, and I get free tickets to anywhere in the USA, and I only pay taxes on international tickets.

I can use them anytime I want as well

business idea: drive to london to refund all my oyster cards so i can buy a bag of weed

>>72413143
the jewellery quarter? yeah i used to work there

>>72413083
Were these cases tried by the same judge?

>>72413176
don't care

>>72413156
French lad from last night, obviously not you.

>>72413156
You the Frenchie from Paris then yeah

>>72413206
didnt post there last night
left at 8 mayeb

>>72413153
good

girls are disgusting anyway with their dripping wet yeast factory meatsocks

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need a thicc gf lads

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>>72413153
christ lad I know that feel

>>72413216
You the Irishman from Ireland then yeah

>>72413231
U owe me tic ya fucking mong

ill burn ur gaff down if i dont get it

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Feeling pretty great right now lads
Life's alright sometimes

>>72413216
indeed

>>72413240
I would like her to sit on my face and squeeze me with her thighs

>>72413231
It was some (alleged) drug dealer from Marseille complaining about how the police slapped him around.

>>72413240
no you don't 'NEED' one
you want one

there are children starving in africa you sick cunt

>>72413256
>gaff
the 1990s want their slang back, we call it yard now init couz

>>72413242
It's getting really rather annoying. I went to a cousin's wedding and at that cousin's wedding, were her two sisters, who were both pregnant. And of course, lots of questions about whether or not I have a gf.

>>72413153
>>72413242
pathetic

>>72413297
nah me and my lads still stay gaff
yard is for london nigs

>>72413083
Britain's road traffic laws are fucking insane. 20 mph is a middling cycling pace, and there are automatic speed cameras everywhere. It's like nineteen eighty-four.

>>72413192
That doesn't mean a thing. Judges are just instruments of a legal system which is supposed to be consistent.

>>72413282
damn lol
may be true may be not, but i think the coppers in marseille are bought by the big el chapo type lads
that city is like south america, completely fucked it is.

>>72413268
*slaps your drink out of your hand*

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Akhenaten was an Ancient Egyptian pharaoh from 1336 BC or 1334 BC.

Akhenaten tried to bring about a departure from traditional religion.

The idea of Akhenaten as the pioneer of a monotheistic religion that later became Judaism has been considered by various scholars.

One of the first to mention this was Sigmund Freud, the founder of psychoanalysis. Basing his arguments on a belief that the Exodus story was historical, in his book Moses and Monotheism.[72] Freud argued that Moses had been an Atenist priest forced to leave Egypt with his followers after Akhenaten's death. Freud argued that Akhenaten was striving to promote monotheism, something that the biblical Moses was able to achieve.

It is widely accepted that there are strong stylistic similarities between Akhenaten's Great Hymn to the Aten and the Biblical Psalm 104.

. Donald B. Redford has noted that some have viewed Akhenaten as a harbinger of Jesus.

Arthur Weigall saw him as a failed precursor of Christ.

>>72413297
>>72413325
Shut the fuck up you spastics, you dont know what ireland is like so fuck off

>>72413144
Jewish stag do

This happens more than you'd think

>>72413271
Ah ok. One of your countrymen last night got raided and told us. he then posted an abridged version of an article about, which was easily traceable. i found where he's living in but i can't be snitching.

>>72413326
>which is supposed to be consistent
Supposed to. But it's implemented by humans, and humans have biases and make mistakes.

birmingham is like no mans land that the government forgot about
all of the speed cameras are turned off, there's barely ANY police cars patrolling
been speeding around and drink driving for the last 3 years and not even had a close shave

>>72413310
>haha let me just put down lonely people so i can feel better about myself

says more about you cunt

want to be a power bottom bull

Honestly wish I was french

greatest nation on earth tbqh

>>72413336
I'm only on my first beer la, if you want one you just have to ask :)

want to touch a naked (pretty)female

>>72413352
i imagine it's somewhat similar to wales, scotland, and the north
provincial, poor and backwards

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https://twitter.com/Noxxy_Nox/status/842297758782504960

>'groids ACTUALLY believe this

bellowing
howling
screeching

eat the curry
shit out the curry
life's relentless

>>72413405
I know who you are, gaybo.

>>72413377
good lads never snitch innit
hope the lad is ok. people in the drug market in marseille get killed. they drive by them with kalashnikovs like in san andreas

>>72413268
Congrats lad.

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>'groids

>>72413418
You would unironically get thrown in a car boot and cut up where im from lol smug wanker

>>72413425
Can you imagine how amazing the world would be if Africans just outright didn't exist? And Africa was just a huge mineral rich European extension.

post naughty cross-board webms

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tim's picture folder is mostly just pictures of him

>>72412623
>Hmm, your urethra seems to be in good order sir.

fuck everyone in this thread

>>72413405
lifes grim everywhere mate
except south america because theyre tranquilo

>>72413446
wasn't marseille, I'll say that much. pretty minor, unassuming city it was. at least google seems to indicate that.

>>72413477
you would if you ever came to wakey
good job you're too fucking scared though

>>72413500
where does he keep karen carpenter

>>72413515
:^]

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>>72413425
Das right mayne

We needs to remind uhseves dat we wuz kangs of Nubia

All dem crackas was living in caves whenevuh we wuz doing math n shit

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>>72413500
>Karen

>>72413523
was it north of marseille?

>ireland's day, everyone celebrating around the world
>in ireland it's pissing rain, miserable and grey
aahh yes, the "emerald isle"

>>72413564
yeah was south of iceland mate

>>72412817
ayyyyyyy

>>72413558
>capable of interstellar travel and seeding planets with life
>defeat by white cave people and enslaved

Sounds a bit farfetched

Fucking mindblowing to think that the civilization we think of as "ancient egypt" spanned more than 3000 years.

This is a culture that spanned more than THREE THOUSAND YEARS and I and everyone else, outside of a few historians, basically know only a handful of facts about it.

Just think about how many stories, legends, and tales of ancient Egypt that have been lost. All that knowledge that we will never get to know.

>>72412802
*Quims*

>>72413542
Dont know and dont care about wakey, if you actually stepped foot in south armagh you WILL get hurt

I could come to "wakey" and no one is going to do anything but when you step foot in my area and someone catches wind of your bent little british accent youd be kneecapped

*blows the bloody doors off*

My brain is so large the universe is actually within it

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>Dont know and dont care about wakey, if you actually stepped foot in south armagh you WILL get hurt
>I could come to "wakey" and no one is going to do anything but when you step foot in my area and someone catches wind of your bent little british accent youd be kneecapped

>>72413612
What happened to that loss of info? Burning of alexandria? Ancient people were very wise and we only recently have actually reached their levels of advancement in many aspects.

>>72413632
t. god

>>72413573
St Patrick was born in Cumbria, England

>>72413383
What are you on about? Is the simple fact that the legal system is flawed some kind of barrier to criticising its flaws?

>>72413632
Then where are you?

>>72413477
sounds like a shithole 2bh.

parents are going out while I am doing nothing

>>72413653
Again, you dont know Ireland and you dont know South Armagh so fuck ap

>>72413666
What I'm saying is the flaw is the people running it. Not the actual written laws.

>>72413474
alright jamal?

>>72413489
it would be amazing

>>72413326
>which is supposed to be consistent.
In judging two completely different cases? fucking bog-trotting Paddy wanker

who /eccies/ here?

dont rate this new mura masa choon with that slag charli xcx

>>72413564
i've said too much senpai

>>72413701
you wouldn't last a day in brum you country boy
would literally send my young ak to cut you up

>>72413659
In many aspects we still haven't re learned things the ancients knew.

Lost 20-grand on the races today. Not even made a dent in my piggy bank

>>72413727
shouldnt be doing pills again so soon

>>72413743
you wouldnt last a millisecond in west belfast

>>72413760
mate just won a grand from a tenner on the last race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco

brum mentioned

>>72413760
ha ha

>>72413701
but it's current year anon
happy st patties btw <3

>>72413788
they wouldn't let you into peckham

>>72413759
What happened to that loss of info? Burning of alexandria?

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What is the most disgusting and disgusting thing you have ever seen on 4chan?

>>72413659
pretty sure alexandria was young compared to 'ancient egypt'

imagine not being white lmao

genuinely shudder at the thought of not having lovely blonde hair

reckon muslim and black gangs fight each other for territory and shit?

>>72413799
Guy on th left looks suspiciously like a white Obama

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Any minute now my mates will text me telling me where to meet and what time

>>72413821
are boys on the inside

>>72413494
>>72413494
>>72413494
>>72413494
>>72413494
>>72413494

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Yahweh was the national god of the Iron Age kingdoms of Judah

El was the chief of the Canaanite gods, and he, not Yahweh, was the original "God of Israel"—the word "Israel" is based on the name El rather than Yahweh.

In the earliest literature such as the Song of the Sea (Exodus 15:1–18, celebrating Yahweh's victory over Egypt at the exodus), Yahweh is a warrior for his people, a storm-god typical of ancient Near Eastern myth.

Israel's battles are Yahweh's battles, Israel's victories are his victories.

Yahweh and El merged at religious centres such as Shechem, Shiloh and Jerusalem,[52] with El's name becoming a generic term for "god" and Yahweh, the national god, appropriating many of the older supreme god's titles.

By the end of the Babylonian exile (6th century BCE), the very existence of foreign gods was denied, and Yahweh was proclaimed as the creator of the cosmos and the true god of all the world.[

>>72413725
>In judging two completely different cases? fucking bog-trotting Paddy wanker
How could the consistency of its sentencing be verified with a sample size of one case, you dullard?

>>72413664
Ok.

>>72413836
Mate you can brag about how you have some less domesticated negroes and pakis in your shithole country but there are enough arms and manpower lying around my area to establish an actual political struggle, and little fucking bumboys like you are the target

>>72413848
that r9k story of the fella who wear the same shit cum stained boxers for over a year and then start secreting blood from his dick

dont come to Barnstaple if you dont want your jaw vaporised.

>>72413856
i'm sure they do same as latino and black gangs fight over turf here

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>>72413810
choon

>>72413848
Probably the vid where the guy cuts off his knob and drills holes into his bollocks, I think that's what happened anyway, it's been years since I watched it and I avoid gore and shit.

>>72413849
It contained huge amounts of knowledge from previous eras

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnz5NG21JuY

choon

go go gadget rope and stool

>>72413848
The guy shitting on the baby. Never felt anger quite like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU

doing a talking heads

>>72413907
I'm the fucking kingpin you bumbaclaart, I decide who does what and where they do it at, I've seen shit you couldn't imagine. You'd be begging to get away with a heeming

>>72413909
wat
anyone got a screencap

curiosity killed the cat

>>72412380
That's my mum

>>72413856
yes

they don't get on. which is why i find the idea of shitskin leftists ganging up hilarious

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

getting the band back together

if I ever see one of yous in Kettering JD Sports i'll knock you flat out

>>72413927
honestly thought this was a pepe

>>72413999
we're on a mission from god

>>72413940
t. badly produced youtube video

>>72413910
My dad burnt out the cluch in our car when we were trying to reverse up a driveway in Wollacombe when we went on holiday there

>>72413974
My daddy and grandaddy were in the IRA high council and I could unironically have your house blown to fuck

You have not got a clue the things I know boy

>>72413940
Definitely.

But its "40,000 to 400,000" scrolls would still only have been a fraction of the tales of that civilization.

been looking forward to tonight all week and just realised i left my phone at work, didn't check it all day either so i don't know where the lads are meeting up. fucking typical.

>>72413996
at my secondary school the muslim africans (somalians and some nigerians) tended to stay away from the christian africans (nigerians, congolese)

If I EVER see one of you at St Annes-on-Sea train station, you're going home in a coffin

Stay away from West Dulwich if you want to see another day of shitposting

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Akkad (also Akkade, Agade; cuneiform ?? URIKI) was the capital of the Akkadian Empire, which was the dominant political force in Mesopotamia.

Before the decipherment of cuneiform in the 19th century, the city was known only from a single reference in Genesis 10:10

>>72414023
What?

If you appreciate your jaw in one piece then I'd advise against travel within in the West Midlands urban area

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>>72414080
yeah mate, sure, "typical"

down with the clown til i'm dead in the ground

If you want some anal sex then I'd recommend going to manchester

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>My daddy and grandaddy were in the IRA high council and I could unironically have your house blown to fuck
>You have not got a clue the things I know boy

all gays should be bummed

>>72414107
talk about the siam now
or the rich bloke from mali

>>72414115
I'm getting the train to London in a few weeks with the gf
can you make an exception for me?

just booked my train tickets to all these places.

>>72414071
t. Seán Ó Brádaigh's son

>>72414178
mansa musa

>>72414114
sorry, what i meant to type was 'sounds interesting, source?'

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raawr I'm a tiger lol

>>72414172
*bums you*

>>72414192
Alright, when are you coming to St Annes?
I'll make sure to meet you at the station

>>72414182
nah i'll be waiting at new street for your train to pass through

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>>72414197

>>72414205
yes thats him
ive heard it was like 400 contemporary billions thats mental !

>extended family coming around my house tonight for a small party
>includes all my normie cousins and they're normie bf's

reeeeee, wish I could dissapear.

>>72414221
i'll be there in 5 mins

>>72414209
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library_of_Alexandria

>The Library at Alexandria was in charge of collecting all the world's knowledge, and most of the staff was occupied with the task of translating works onto papyrus paper.[12] It did so through an aggressive and well-funded royal mandate involving trips to the book fairs of Rhodes and Athens.[17] According to Galen, any books found on ships that came into port were taken to the library,[15] and were listed as "books of the ships".[18] Official scribes then copied these writings; the originals were kept in the library, and the copies delivered to the owners.[18] Other than collecting works from the past, the library served as home to a host of international scholars, well-patronized by the Ptolemaic dynasty with travel, lodging, and stipends for their whole families.[11]

If I see ANY of you nonces near my rented flat in High Wycombe the mauling from Moosey and the bears will be the LEAST of your fucking problems sunshine

Went to the chippy to get a portion of 6 nuggets but the girl that works there fancies me and gave me 8 nuggets, extra chips and a free drink.

Feeling good lads.

>>72414234
haha bet they all make fun of you for being a spacker

can you even call yourself hard if your city wasn't declared the murder capital of europe

because mine was, and i am hard

was this the peak of irish achievement?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvjLgjtJKsc

>>72414275
>chippy
its chipper you fucking moron

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_Me_Out_(UK_game_show)#Celebrity_Special_Series_.282017.29

wat

>>72414254
well i know the library got burned and we lost everything.

but you were alluding to some we wuz aliens stuff

>>72414242
trains only turn up once every half hour and the next train doesn't turn up until 18:34

think you're telling porkies sweetie xx

https://twitter.com/BrianPumperXXX_/status/831663525772685314

currently doing a shit

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>>72414309
>having seen her boobies

>>72414223
But you don't know what I look like
Are you going to HEEM every person heading towards London for the next couple of weeks?

>>72414282

my uncle does, everyone else is too polite

>file is 8gb
>trying to put it on a memory stick with 20gb free space
>says it's too large
WHY LADS

>>72414275
ask her out you flipping mong
unless you ordered a large nugget meal

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the gf on the right (put my willy in her many times) and her mate from notre dame on the left

>>72414350
VIRUS

>>72414347
i meant behind your back

>>72414336
>Are you going to HEEM every person heading towards London for the next couple of weeks?
you said you're not going for a few weeks so i'll start in 2

>>72414309
>after having seen her boobies.
where

>>72414292
shite tune

>>72414312
not atal, the ancients knew huge amounts of information regarding spirituality, esoterism, philosophy, mathematics and architecture that slipped through the cracks that could have benefited modern society greatly. The ancients knew a fucking lot mate. The burning of Alexandria lost lots of information about previous Egyptian dynasties and the knowledge they held.

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>when you have a bread shortage so you arrest the bakers

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/venezuela/article138964428.html

>"murder capital of europe"
lmao boy i probably HEAR more murders on my STREET every night than your whole city has, ever

>>72414350
Nevermind boys I figured it out, fucking clever me mate.

>>72414361
fingered her by a gargoyle statue

>>72414350
Is the file system on the stick FAT32? It doesn't roll with files over 4GB, formatting the stick as NTFS should solve it.

why don't we just wipe out africa and asia?

>>72414350
use ntfs instead of fat32

>>72414396
why do you think anyone here cares

>>72414350
use nfts senpai

>>72414356
6 nuggets is the large.

>>72414380
House party in South Belfast.

>>72414403
you wouldn't last a second in brum

>>72414443
>>72414443
>>72414443
>>72414443
>>72414443

>>72414369
alright good lad

if there had to be one world language what would it be?

>>72414426
I read the entire article

Turns out they were making illegal croissants

>>72414205
>>72414231
The problem with kings is that its hard to judge their wealth


Gaddafi was worth like $100 billion dollars, which would make him the richest man in the world, but no one actually thinks that

>During the Libyan civil war leading up to his death in 2011, the United Nations froze assets with a value of over £100 billion. [30] However, with Gaddafi as an autocrat the division between his personal wealth and that of the Libyan state was unclear, and the majority of these assets nominally belonged to the state, although Gaddafi effectively controlled them.

Fun fact: a good size of that 100 billion hasn't been found yet, and has probably been looted by other banks and governments

Really makes you think

>>72414396
>the government said the bakers had been selling underweight bread

seems fair desu

>>72414416
>>72414421
>>72414440
shut up nerds

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when the flux kicks in

official hard city power ranking:

1. Glasgow
2. Brum
3. Liverpool
4. London
5. Leeds

power gap

9999. Bristol
99999. Hull
999999. Manchester

>>72414382
i suppose man, sorry, i thought you guys were talking off the deep end. makes a lot of sense though.

>>72414416
>>72414421
>>72414440
Yeah that's what it was, cheers anyway lads. xx