/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

HAPPY ST PADDY'S DAY

'st'nin' t' ynthw've l'ds

think it's bedtime for aussies

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afternoon, internet friends

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KEK

must...stay...up...to...shitpost

My dad called in a bomb hoax on april fools day ~20 years ago, pretended to the IRA

got into a bit of trouble for it but it was pre-911 and post-troubles so I think he did it in a sweet spot

any fellow members of the "alt-right" here?

>>72405597
lol what the fuck's this from?

just woke up

>>72405597
whos stupid enough to write yes
instant mi6 watchlist

got an average willy if i may say so myself

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>any fellow members of the "alt-right" here?

>>72405630
sounds like a fucking mong

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>>72405580
*looks at you for a split-second then looks back to my screen*

>canada
>>72404194

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>>72405643
Government Security Vetting

guess im never working there

>>72405665
him and my mum were very drunk and thought it was a good idea

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the racial term 'white' is a social construct

>>72405685
they know all this info already

are they just seeing if you're a liar or not?

>>72405630
>20 years ago
>post-troubles
Why bother lying?

Alright lads

This is a game for only INTELLIGENT people, if you are DUMB then you will not SUCCEED

Join if you dare

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=750

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How does /brit/ feel about vanilla?

>>72405685
Do they want to know this because they're going to check what URLs you've visited anyway? Can't imagine they work on an honour system

>>72405715
so both your parents are mongs

doesn't bode well for you

>when I'm forced to defend the truth of circumcision alone against the great uncut horde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYbH0kU1jbA&index=233

related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEQX4-mGYcA

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My boss is an absolute retard.

>>72405758
yes

>>72405739
note the ~
and the troubles had basically calmed down by 97/98

>>72405765
What does that make you then?

>>72405765
delete this image mate

/brit/ is gonna die now

don't mind me

just leaving a digital footprint

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alri lads we've got a few slots left but not many

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=750

>>72405765
Had a discussion 2 weeks with my fucking idiot boss were he disagreed with me. yesterday he started the exact same discussion but was making the points I made last time and he pretended they were his ideas

Cheeky maccies for lunch
I'll go back to the gym on Monday I swear

>>72405773
>1 year after the biggest bomb to ever explode in peacetime Britain
>1 year before the Omagh bombing
>The same year as a 400lb bomb was detonated at an RUC base
Aye lad, the late 90s were calm as anything.

>>72405829
Maccas 2bh
This "maccies" nonsense makes you lot sound like a bunch of 10 year olds

>>72405814
what if we are all dead and /brit/ is a kind of purgatory and it's decided whether you go to heaven or hell depending on the quality of your posts and gimmicks?

>>72405746
Patrician.

>>72405877
this is worse than the looking at this fucking dog gimmick

>>72405877
me

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OI

never in my 22 years of existence have i ever penetrated a vagina with my penis

feeling young black and deadly

Blondes fuckin suck 2bh

>>72405765
that's capitalism for you, goy

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stop reposting

could heem anyone in this thread

>>72405925
Me too haha

>>72405877
Going to start doing my part to keep 4chan clean, should you continue to spam this image in every thread.

was thatcher really that bad?

been home alone for nearly 3 years now

>>72405773

post google maps photo of yer da

>>72405961
yes

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>>72405965

>>72405961
gave us Tony bLIAR, so yes

>>72405992
If that's yer da, how come he's doing the virgin walk?

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Well, time for me to hit the sack.

>another night with no gf

Goodnight lads.

>>72406021
fruit

>>72406032
It's only 2 mate why are you going to sleep?

>>72406032
Haha another subsistance night with asmr haha

*waves willy around*

>>72406071
*challenges you to a duel*

>>72405992

thanks

*watches anime*

>>72406120
hello nigger

going to have to watch some documentaries about wicca, if any exist

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>>72406112

>>72406120
feel like shit just want him back ;_;

>>72406144
have you ever seen a dropbear?

>>72406137
strange how everyone thinks he's black when he's half white

>>72406120
who is this funny looking man?

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>>72406153

>>72406071
Hippocleides by this time was suitably drunk. Wine after wine after wine he drank, and finally he demanded that a flute player play him a tune. Hippocleides began to dance vigorously. Cleisthenes was shocked, but allowed this to continue. Soon Hippocleides called for a table, which he climbed and then danced upon. For his crowning achievement, Hippocleides stood on his head and gesticulated with his legs, keeping time to the music.

Cleisthenes was appalled and could bear this no longer. “Hippocleides, you have danced away your marriage!” he cried.

To which Hippocleides replied, (legs still gesticulating) “Hippocleides doesn’t care!”

>ywn spin around on a table with you doodle out at a dinner party

>>72406158
yeah once in year 2, whole school had to be evacuated

>>72406169
if you've got any black in you at all you're automatically considered a non-starter race wise

Having a scroll through the pussy thread on /s/, vaginas really are disgusting things.

What are your thoughts /brit/?

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post waifus

>>72406226
bit gay

>fedorapost inbound

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Anyone else have this autism where they hear a song and become obsessed with it, playing it thousands of times for a few weeks until you find a new one?

>>72406226
nah they're very nice

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>>72405965

oh wait >>72405992 remembered
haha

might do a line of coke

>>72406226
you're not meant to look at them you're meant to stick your willy in them you numbskull

>>72406235
see >>72405564

why do white people not have babies?

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>>fedorapost inbound

>>72406245
you look like the type of guy who remembers the cuckio meme

>>72405578
think i on a caravan holiday there once

i love wales

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>fedorapost inbound

>>72406019
he was a virgin until he was ~30

probably had a big impact on his development

>>72406265
why is he doing the virgin walk?

>>72405585
alri woes

>>72406265

are ye drunk lad?

>>72406287
the guy that posts that every day is an absolute bender

I've never /brit/posted this early in the morning before

>>72406298
jesus what a complete fuck up

how did this utter cretin manage to reproduce

your ma must be just as autistic

>>72406183
that must be hard

wouldn't even be able to play video games unless he was into that kinect bollocks

society truly is ableist

>>72405585
Literally me

>>72406298
>>72406305
>>72406332
>virginposting

breakfast is the runtiest meal

>>72406290
I'm giving this one a light screech to a strong howl

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HE

paranoid that my piercing is going to get infected

>>72406383
LITERALLY WIPING MY WINDOWS
Could this be, perhaps, the no.1 funniest moment in all of television?

>>72406322
no, 72405992 is another poster who's saved the screenshot of my dad in google streetview (or took his own screenshot)

>>72406383
hhahahahah he FELL through the BAR
fucking brilliant comedy, bravo England, just fantastic

>The fact that the Germans had a much higher standard of living visible even when in ruins "may well have contributed allegedly to a national inferiority complex among Russians". Combining "Russian feelings of inferiority", the resulting need to restore honor, and their desire for revenge may be the reason many women were raped in public as well as in front of husbands before both were killed

WEW

>LITERALLY WIPING MY WINDOWS

what did he mean by this?

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got the new whip

>>72406440

I see. Does yer da know he's a /brit/ celeb?

>>72406479
course not, he's too busy shagging his black gf who's barely older than I am

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>he collects flags

>>72406494
how did he pull that one off?

>>72406501
I have no idea

>>72406494

legend. hope he becomes a regular /brit/ fixture

>>72406494
top lad

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OOOOHHHHHHH TTTTUUUURRRTTTLLLLEEEE

10-4

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A celebration?

>>72406494
is she fit?

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>>72406497
damn right i do

>>72406592
yeah
very nice arse/thighs/hips
not too fat

>>72406595
I think I've seen Western Sahara

but never many Africans

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Lads.
How would you rate these four groups in order of most to least hated?

>>72406531

What's his first name? Hoping it's Terry or Clive

>>72406637
Have a very strong desire to have sex with an Arabic woman while she wears an abaya 2bh

>>72406644
potentially doxable information

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>>72406595
get on my level scub

>>72406662

ree tbf

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making some lunch

Going to the UK for the first time? Here are 20 things that might surprise you when you visit Ol' Blighty.

>Warm beer

The classic Aussie complaint about British beer is its temperature. And when it comes to lager, Australia is correct – it shouldn't be served warm. But good, hand-pulled ales taste better at room temperature. If the lager is warm, or the ales horrible, you're in a bad pub – of which there are more than reputation suggests.

>TV quality

The UK has the best free-to-air TV in the world, but don't expect it to be wall-to-wall Wolf Hall and Doctor Who. Australia tends to get the best UK exports, skewing perceptions of the overall quality. But anyone who prefers Australia's mediocre filler to the UK's has serious quality control issues.

>Separate taps

One tap for hot water, and one tap for cold. It's the British way, and no amount of aggrieved shrieking about the concept of mixer taps looks likely to change this.

>City driving hell

So is hiring a car a better bet then? If you're planning to stick to the countryside, then certainly, but in urban areas, a car is a massive liability. A network of towns and cities born before the advent of the car, tiddly narrow spaces in multi-storey car parks and inevitably choked ring-roads don't to endear themselves to visiting drivers.

>Scottish (and Northern Irish) bank notes

Scottish and Northern Irish banks issue their own notes, which are perfectly legal tender, but inevitably invoke suspicion in English and Welsh shops. Be prepared to stand your ground, and expect a severe struggle to exchange them outside of the UK…

>>72406620
>Western Sahara
how? that's impossible

>>72406664
how did you get some of those? the flag extension doesn't have Rhodesia

>>72406773
>warm beer
nah, most shit pubs shut down
>tv quality
most british shows are shit
>separate taps
hasn't been like this for years
>city driving hell
in london maybe...
>scottish and irish notes
very rarely an issue

>>72406805
flags like rhodesia, ISIS etc were made by /flag/

>>72406773
>One tap for hot water, and one tap for cold. It's the British way, and no amount of aggrieved shrieking about the concept of mixer taps looks likely to change this.
Do brits actually do this
Sounds like autism to the highest degree

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Today I will be blocking 4chan via my router for 30 days.

I encourage you all to do the same.

>>72406848
some older houses will have it like that as a hold over from when plumbing wasn't very good

most houses will have single taps now

>>72406722
scrubbed my floors a little at this whole picture

anyone here ever rimmed a woman?

>>72406841
those fake tits are terrible
better have a cups than stuff like that

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>An applicant must display good interpersonal skills to qualify for this role.

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>visit /cum/
>somehow even more autistic than this shitpile of a general

I am an Inter-Person

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>Books an international flight
>Filters out all the Arabic and Chinese air lines

What are some other good /int/ related life hacks lads//?/??

Hi

>trying to read the iliad
>every time the pace starts picking up it immediately screeches to a halt and spends 500 lines listing increasingly irrelevant names of random soldiers

not understanding the hype desu

>>72406841
This is why I'm a virgin.

>>72407042
alri

>Indian food that isn't Indian

Whereas in Australia a cheap Thai is usually reliable and good Indian food can be hard to find, it's the other way round in the UK. But many of the classic dishes – especially Balti and chicken tikka masala were invented in the UK. Oh, and most 'Indian' restaurants are actually Pakistani or Bangladeshi.

>Inexplicable local rivalries

While Australia concentrates on big cities, the UK is a country made up of a patchwork of large towns and smaller cities. And each one has an irrational hatred of another one, largely based around football. Some rivalries – Liverpool vs Manchester and Glasgow vs Edinburgh are well known. Others, such as Portsmouth vs Southampton, Ipswich vs Norwich or Nottingham vs Derby may come as a befuddling surprise.

>The accent panoply

This collection of hundreds of distinct local identities often shows in the accent – which can undergo a complete change within the space of 50km. Only a select few of them tend to make it overseas in TV and films, although credit is due to Littlefinger in Game Of Thrones for attempting to run through every single one of them within a single episode. In short, expect to think: "What?" quite a lot.

>Not everyone loves football

Despite a football-mad reputation, many Brits only have a slight interest in the sport. But British men, in particular, learn to be able to bluff about football from a very early age, even if only for the purposes of default pub conversation. Just because someone is talking football doesn't mean they really want to be.

wish I was a woman so all I had to do was flutter my eyelashes to get a job

>>72407021
cutting down the price of a regular ticket by like 40-50% by using a 'third strike' flight, which is usually one-way and doesn't have to be connected at all to the first two flights.
Never done it, but the point is that because the ticketing prices are so complicated that when you add the third one, it 'dumps' the fuel charges for the first two flights. So the idea is to find a ticket that costs £1 + taxes £400, so you'd get for like £250 (including the third flight).

Wish somebody would teach me.

>>72407149
wish i was a woman so i could get fucked by big dick men

Alri? My name's Tiffany, and I've had an epiphany.

have to make lunch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsqZ33ZMnC8

>>72407182
hating scousers is NOT irrational

>>72407174
bit gay

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>>72407218
nah because you'd be a woman

>>72407218
dont care

happy birthday ireland!

alright mate, just check this out

put 58008 into a calculator

turn it upside down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMtVaPFPCs8

What do you call 64 Americans in a room?

A full-blooded Cherokee

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I THINK WE ARE ABOUT TO GO TO WAR WITH NORTH KOREA AND DEPORT ALL THE DARK PEOPLE IN MY COUNTRY.

DID YOU GUYS SUSPECT THAT THE USA WOULD TURN INTO NAZI GERMANY 2.0?

>>72407256
hate this fucking meme

>accidentally terminate disk check
>have to reinstall the whole os
bravo stallman

>>72407321
yeah

listening to this ed shearer lad haha hes bloody good hahha xx

>Local hard man adds sister on Facebook
>Loads of lads tag me in it telling me to "keep a lookout"

Fuck sake now I'll have to fight the chap

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Can't wait for the day Trump flattens N. Korea

>>72407354
#culchielife

If win the euromills tonight, I'm eating at a restaurant and going to New Zealand for a few months. x

>>72407321
good
wipe out the dprk

Roses are red
Mint leaves are green
Why won't this kike
Post fucking machines?

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>>72407329
this ones dedicated to you xx

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>>72407354
ah yes

ireland

might propose another sex session with the flatmate in the form of a movie proposition in my room

>>72407317
I laffd

>>72407406
>k word
bit mean mate

when do we solve the p*ki problem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOEq-ImGWJ0

>>72407432
is he hot?

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o i am laffin

>US makes formal apology to Britain after White House accuses GCHQ of wiretapping Trump Tower

haha good lads

>>72407486
objective 6.5/10 female

>>72407520
impeachment soon

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What biscuits should I buy lads? already got the tea dippage gear, might go get a packet of fox's crunch creams or something, any recs are welcome

>>72407523
lame

>>72407543
fuck off fatty

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>>72407512
Ben Carson surge lol.

>>72407551
foy

>>72407512
fucking hell he should at least keep it short

>>72407512
>(((Nate Silver)))

good riddance

swipe down

>>72407554
6'5 and built like Frank Zane m8

carrots, radishes and slices of pitta dipped in caramelised onion hummus for lunch lads.

>>72407543
bourbons
custard creams
aldi "castro" biscuits

>>72407543

McVitie's dark chocolate

>>72407543
fox's milk chocolate chunkies (the pengest)

>>72407543
jaffa cakes

>>72407543
I would say choccy digestives. Custard creams. Maybe those coconut rings as a wild card biccy. Cant co wrong.

>>72407520
the STATE of the U.S.

was talking to an american study abroad kid yesterday. unironically had a huge christian necklace and a passion for the muslim ban and trump. embarrassing to hear his opinions teebeeaych

>>72407520
Indeed. Takes a big man to apologize publicly. Good on Donald to show he can put his prise aside to do the right thing. The mark of a true leader.

doing a danger post from the library

>>72407654
sounds like a top lad

>>72407659
umm drumpf didn't apologize

it was mcmaster and spicer

would love to become a rent boy exclusively for /brit/lads

who the fuck eats biscuits

gay twats

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>mfw there's no Cheltenham thread on /sp/

Cunt fanny gook rape bollocks paki maga kek eugenics desu

this man walks up to you in the asda car park while on your annual trip to galway, what do you do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5zZjfjAq9I

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>>72407520
>US makes formal apology to Britain after White House accuses GCHQ of wiretapping Trump Tower

I still think they did it. Can't trust the British.

alri lads bring the bots back

>>72407684
Good on them then.

>>72407706
why would i care about someone walking up to me? he's probably just on his way to his car

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>>72407654
>embarrassing to hear his opinions teebeeaych

Well you are Muslim......

>>72407716
nobody gives a shit what the US thinks anymore

>>72407716
If they did it itd be on the us's request, that's what 5 eyes is for
T. Read a post on /brit/ about it earlier

>>72407543
Hob nobs

>>72407628
>>72407629
>>72407638
>>72407641
>>72407648
I'll get custard creams and milk choccy digestives then, don't fancy jaffa cakes or the chunky biccies desu, might try the coconut ones if I spot them though

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>mfw there was less shitposting in /brit/ when the bots were here

>>72407763
*gives a shit what the US thinks*

>>72407784
fat cunt

>>72407800
7'3 and built like Ronnie mate

>>72407797
good lad

reckon the drumpf - russia connection is essentially proven now

bernie sanders can still win

>>72407863
How?

having a bag of crisps for lunch

*morphs into a barcode*

>>72407914
fat cunt

>>72407906
read it on the internet

don't care

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Why wasn't I born with eidetic memory.

It's not fair. My memory is so shit.

>>72407654
'sheed

*morphs into hippy mood lighting*

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/17/us-makes-formal-apology-britain-white-house-accuses-gchq-wiretapping/

sorry luvs xxx

>>72407914
*chips

>>72407922
what?
it's hardly anything

if you have a footlong at subway then you are a fat cunt

>>72407906
the massive amount of connections between his cabinet and unsavoury russian figures
the support he gets from the discredited, russian-infiltrated wikileaks
his constant efforts to shift attention somewhere else, even at a cost of relations with US allies like britain

no smoke without fire and there is a fuckton of smoke currently 2bh x

>>72407784
Jaffa cakes are for when you're stoned. The best then.
Glass of cold milk and a custard cream. Like cornflakes or a mars bar if you didn't do it in ages.

>>72407863
who actually cares other than milquetoast liberals?

there's a billion other, better reasons to hate trump

>>72407958
if you eat at subway you are a muslim cunt

>>72407767
This. Blame Obama, not the Brits

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>>72407924
lol, no. If there was an actual connection the first thing Trump would do was subvert our oil fields by passing more restrictions in the name of global warming. Nothing Putin would like more is less competition on Russian oil.

>>72407963
>the discredited, russian-infiltrated wikileaks
ah
a troll

*goes to jackson*

drumpf is such a mong
it wasnt obama or the UK

it was trudeau, he put a camera in trump's room to spy on ivanka, the love of his life

>>72408011
never seen the cucks posts before? all he does is troll.

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>>72407963
>russian-infiltrated wikileaks

Wiki leaks is CIA.... also see >>72407999

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>>72408011

>>72408046
seems like an accurate depiction of you 2bh.

>>72408030
dont care

>>72408030
dont get why trudeau is considered sexy
hes average, he has nice hair and thats it

I am a Muslim fucker

>>72408090
hiss

>>72408030
As much as I despise Trudeau, I have to admit he is incredibly attractive.

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>>72408046
Wikileaks is CIA that is why they are never wrong. Only stupid people can't make the connection. They want people to think they are watching them at all times. The idea is to make a global Panopticon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panopticon

>>72408090
Canada has literally nothing of worth besides the fact that their president is decent looking. A literal non-country.

theory: Islam was created by Satan to destabilise Earth under the guise of a God worshipping cult.

>>72408122
T. CIA plant

>>72408122
real nice investigative work, /pol/

Imagine being good looking

>>72408153
facially im a 6 but my height and physique brings that to a 7.

7.5 on a good day.

still a shy awkward twat though.

>>72408122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wifr2E6DLTo

Germans are officially hitting Leaf tier. They've been bantered so hard for so long that they're now just completely sperging out at every opportunity.

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>>72408139
Implying you are not CIA.

>>72408151
Look at what the CIA actually declassifieds. Aliens tracking, Mind Control, telepathy... ect.. All of a sudden the BIG NEWS is tapping phones. This is the CIA it would be like comparing the leaks to just releasing a 13 bit graphics gaming system as brand new today as if it was an x-box

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoL9Vsu1PGI

you can stop raining any time you want

>>72408225
No need to be shy if you're tall, above avg and white.

Just b urself

>>72408227
Not him, but good fucking band and I fucking hate metal

>>72408261
Germans were always terrible posters.
No sense of humour.

>>72408276
shan't

>>72408292
Yep, literally "Alex Jones: the band"

*kidnaps you*

nearly home time lads. no more wageslaving for 48 glorious hours

>>72408330
wrong Yank >>72408289

Let's be honest: Justin Bieber makes some good music

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Ah yes, Teesside """"""""women""""""""""""""""

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/whats-on/gallery/2017-miss-tees-valley-finalists-12743493

Who are you voting for?

Reminder that it's now confirmed that the CIA can literally take control of cars and crash them remotely.

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>deano hours will start soon

If Jesus died for our sin, then who died for our cos and tan?

>>72408434
#JustNerdThings

>>72408434
Who died for Jesus' sins?

3 glasses of wine and already drunk lads.

Ffs

>>72408470
I.

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Just got back from my daily walkabout.

Safe to say many of the old normaltrons didn't take to kindly to me and my outfit.

Pic is me if you haven't guessed already peon.

>>72408434
i liked this video about cosecant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxNb1WG_Ido

>>72408522
>>72408522
>>72408522

>microsoft windows is not responding
Oh for fuck sake bill.

>>72408540
fuck off

redpill me on lilo and stitch

just 4 more posts or janny will delete the entire next thread when he gets home

>>72408677
lilo and stitch - original film, provides stitches backstory, pretty solid flick, i give it 9/10
lilo and stitch 2 - not as great as the original, but its alright. further explores lilo and stiches relationship and human and alien friend
lilo and stitch the show - some good eps and some bad, just your average kids show but with lilo and stick , must see for diehard fans
these are my opinions only, hope it helps x

***dies***

W-where'd you all go...?

:(

>>72409050
>>72409076
>>72409121
We're in the new thread you fucking spanner.