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That rack... a must have

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Stop watching porn

might go to dreamworld or movie world next weekend

i've been to both as a kid but can't remember which was better

>>72403127
cba
>>72403156
might be

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my cock is very average

*posts*

>>72403172
7.5 here, but it's all the same really ;)

fuck sake, I need to return something I just bought this is going to be awkward as hell

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>>72403113
those are some chebs alright

>>72403180
dreamworld is better and its not even arguable
movie world only has a couple of rides that are any fun for adults

>>72403171
But it feels good when the cum comes out

>>72403180
think it was dreamworld for me
but you're gc bogan scum if you go back as an adult

>>72403212
LONDON

Have a 6.1 inch willy and use 2 hands on it desu. Once you start you never go back it's simply better

>>72403200
your dick can be enormous or tiny all based upon how much the girl likes you desu

cleared the average hurdle and probably the above average hurdle so I'm all good desu

Who /NativeRiver/ here?

willy is around 7 inches
nice bit of kit but nothing amazing

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Oi yeh nah get fucked ay

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>>72403230
CLEAN YOUR ROOM

>>72403260
had to explain to the gramps what ping is recently

>>72403226
yeah but movie world has a mockup cemetery which i really enjoyed for some reason

the average vagina is only between 3 and 4 inches deep so even below average is fine

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Fuck white people

ah yes every lad here has 7" willies, sure sure

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do not watch anime or porn

I have an embarrassingly small flaccid penis but decent erect

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>72402967
Only thing that works for me when I'm in this state is to bend it to fully clothed pretty girls

>>72403292
>>72403297
alri dicklets

>>72403297
they're all at least 6'3" aswell

Dreamt I was maintaining light fixtures in a forest

Wouldn't mind that actually being my job desu

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>>72403295
lad on the right is pretty jacked desu

>>72403297
i have a 10 incher but I dont know what the big deal is it doesnt matter its not size its how you use it :)

big willy :) (mine)

73 year old dad asked me what a meme was today

mong grandson kept trying to tell me about his computers they other day

couldnt give a fuck but at least he wasn't crying again

>>72403297
It's probably a mix of exaggeration and selection bias. There's probably an equal amount of 4-5 inchers here (or more) but they're not vocal because they don't want to talk about it

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WHO /DOODLE BENT LEFT/ MASTERACE?

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>porn
>anime
>willyposting

/brit/ needs sorting

>>72403246
Variation is better

One-hand thumb up
Then thumb down
Then maybe two-handed
etc

not a feminist but i unironically get annoyed when i see something genuinely sexist

asked the grandson what a meme was today to shit stir him

can still hear autistic screeching

>>72403396
left and up
hits the gf's spots in a way that works so all good

Why do women have the right to vote

>>72403399
Jordan Peterson?

I remember one Australian lad posting his so-called 7 incher on here once
clearly they can't measure correctly

>>72403396
mine bends to the right and i wank left handed
wonder if they're related

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>>72403438
This gets whatever it wants

Who CFNM porn here?
Groping also acceptable

>>72403399
RARE

>>72403452
how do you measure a willy to your knowledge?

>>72403413
same but I get equally annoyed at the rampant sexism towards men in the office environment

>someone takes the last biccy and leaves the packaging behind
>all the women: "OH THAT'LL BE A MAN THAT DID THAT"

>>72403313
same here

once in the locker room one of my classmates pointed at it and started laughing loudly

the worst thing is, if it had been anyone else i woulda joined him, him and i often shared good bants... Oh George, I kinda miss him. Big lad.

>>72403342
From beating up innocent people of colour the bloody racist.

>>72403413

welcome to the radical centre

>>72403413
yeah ngl girls deal with a lot of shit

it's a shame feminism has become such a meme that has shifted focus to random shit that makes no difference to anyonr

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>>72403465

>>72403464
yeah i like groping vids
hard to find uncensored ones though

>>72403472
from the batty hole

Came 2 (two) times today, AMA

>>72403472
prefer to mesure starting from my arse

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a few weeks later they were all dead

>>72403512
Protip: western chikan. Not high quality but eh.

>>72403472
pelvic bone to knobend

>>72403523
how do you produce that much cum?

how about a bit of anime to spruce up the day

>pelvic bone
creasing at people who do this

>>72403523
what did you cum to

>19 and hairline is already receding
move to thailand y/n

>>72403575
just be yourself

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>>72403586

>>72403627
why not eastern europe? chinks are gross

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>>72403586
Don't get how people can watch anime 2bh. as soon as i'm 2 minutes in I can already feel myself fading, it's just an endless stream of cliches.
same for 90% of tv

>>72403594
it's the recognised way of doing it tho, isn't it?
>>72403603
Instagram whore, and a cute skirt-wearing twink riding a dildo

>>72403647
don't really like anime but found one punch man pretty funny

You see, I am far too sophisticated to be subject to repetitive humour and cliches

Which is why I come to /brit/

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Would you shag this curry transgirl?

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>>72403297
tfw small dick master race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2CgCqQ4KFs
literally in tears

Not really a fan of this ethiopian poster

Very low quality content

need mi cocky ridden

What do you guys think of the queen and the fact that she is above the law?

>>72403715
don't care

we built this city

cannot do this franklin mission
i miss maze tower everytime

>>72403743
i'll build you a fucking city in a minute mate

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>>72403705
The offense I take from this depends on whether you mean in it in relative or absolute terms.

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I have kidnapped the netherlands and hidden it in Australia

You'll never find it!

>>72403647
i dunno, that's kind of the nice thing about it, the cliches make it approachable. it's not "good" quality entertainment, it's more like fast food, tides you over and keeps you from mulling over that latest kys scheme. i find it relaxing and comfy to watch

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>>72403758
Masie mentioned

>>72403768
that's uluru

>>72403709

*knocks on bedroom door*

>>72403566
I am just going outside and I may be some time

Why aren't NZ and Australia one country? Seriously it makes no sense.

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>>72403678
Would have accepted the normal shit like eva and cowboy bebop but not like this

>>72403680
Jokes on you I only come here because I have no friends

>>72403788
why does she look chubby here

>>72403821
there's a standing offer for them to be a state but they've never accepted it

>>72403801
Not even the right state mate

doing
a
poo

>>72403851
good post

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marry, fuck kill

go

>>72403824
its good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69Pbn_CsZkE

big cocky gyal (male) come wine 'pon me batty

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>>72403851
fantastic post

I'm the straightest poster on /brit/

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyO5JNOE0

>>72403982
i'm heteroflexible myself so you may very well be right

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>>72403963
i like this cat pic

and this one pic related

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>>72403821
>NZ is in the national rugby league but its still not a state
Literally have never meet a person from the NT,WA, or TAS and yet in almost every school/work grouping ive ever been in there's been a kiwi.
No idea why they dont join

>>72403768
what happens in the western australian outback

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>>72403982
straight as a roundabout that is!

>>72403851
good job charles

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>>72404012

>>72403113
need an angela white gf

>>72404021
mining and some farming i think

>>72403982

*saunters over to you*
*places my hand on your bum*
you sure about that sweetie?

>>72404021

Spoidahs

porn is honestly so shit
half the time I stop using it halfway through and wank to a picture or something instead

Reckon you could get in for a diversity hire if you wack it to traps or nah?

>>72403982
not that big of an achievement 2bh

wank to myself in the mirror

why do the benders on here think anyone who dislikes the LGBT agenda is a Rasheed?

want to experience something like this
https://eroshare.com/26qgzv0l

>>72404115

'd

>>72404092
I'm a trapsexual desu

wash up and make te i am now do

>>72404080
try wanking to erotic stories lad

I used the erotic mind control archive for related reasons since I was 14 or so. bimbofication stories are ace

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>why do the benders on here think anyone who dislikes the LGBT agenda is a Rasheed?

>>72404136
On phone. What is it?

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>>72403892
3 minutes of my life gone. could've been staring at the /brit/ refresh counter instead

Just bought Doom on PS4 lads, it is downloading. Hope it's good. Didn't buy a season pass though ahah.

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>>72404064

>>72404197
small willy

Any Rasheed sympathisers about now? What are your thoughts on halal meat?

>>72404197
>yank lass doesn't know how to deal with a normal dick

>>72404171
girl going to bed in undies and a tanktop and the guy feels her up leading to penis in vagina

>>72404230
Australian

>>72404226
seems to taste the same as haram

>>72404241
so it's a video of a regular bedtime?

>>72404253
Are Aussies cut?

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Circumsiced and I like it 2bh

>>72404230
she australian

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nuclear reactors are alien technology

>>72404273
Unmutilated checking in

wonder what's it like to be a woman and getting a hard rough dicking from a guy

>>72404276
good goy

>>72404273
how did he anticipate my post by 6 seconds

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*approaches you*

>>72404264
they're supposed to be brother and sister
but yes which ive never had :(

>>72404297
bad goy

>>72404273
only old cunts

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>>72404305
PUT the foreskin in the bag RIGHT NOW

>>72404241
sounds fucking hot

>>72404301
Keeps good

t.trans woman

i'm probably the coolest person in this thread

circumcision's dumb

just roll your foreskin back and it looks exactly the same

>>72404419
no it doesn't because most jew'd guys have some gross scarring
there's also no shine from them being so dry

lads should I smash this older eastern european lass?
she seems to want it but I dont want to waste time if theres gonna be a catch

ding dong ding dong ding dong

oh hello!

its Camp David the Right Queer Gay

>t.trans woman

you mean a bloke in a dress?

going to bed

hope i don't wake up

>>72404419
cheeky dig at the phimo lads m8

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>>72404402
post legs

>>72404419
>tfw phimosis and virgin
>tfw even if i ever have the chance to have sex it will be awkward and painful

>>72404444
ah yes so circumcised people look even worse
and anyone who says otherwise is an idiot

yes gotcha

>>72404469
hope you dream about the greatest possible thing that could happen to you and then you DO wake up

populism
ˈpɒpjʊlJz(ə)m/
noun
support for the concerns of ordinary people.
"it is clear that your populism identifies with the folks on the bottom of the ladder"
the quality of appealing to or being aimed at ordinary people.
"art museums did not gain bigger
audiences through a new populism"


Why does the media like to paint this as a bad thing?

>>72404411
girls do porn make such shitty boring videos, don't know how they stay in business

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We MUST preserve the white race!

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alri

i don't have phimosis but i can't cum if my foreskin is pulled back

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Flaccid uncircumcised looks like a deformed fucking worm, how do you ever plan on looking aesthetic when naked?

>>72404487
phimosis is very easily fixed

stretch your foreskin with your fingers repeatedly
try rolling it back

>>72404559
*preserves the white race*

>>72404531
the average porn watchers are massive plebs
i.e. middle aged guys and 12 year olds

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Lads, all I got is fo' minutes
Fricki fricki
Fo' minutes ay

>>72404531
This, and why on earth aren't they pov. Fucking idiots.

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>>72404531
>beautiful young women getting fucked on camera is boring

>>72404531
exceptional post

lads i am eating an apple

please change the title to " How the Masonic Masons conquered Australia the Mind controlling of everyone into Oblivion" thankyou

>>72404498
The average man knows nothing of running a country and cannot be trusted

>>72404584
Good lad

>>72404578
i've tried that and it's helped a bit
i can retract it when it's flaccid, but it's no chance of doing that when it's erect
went to see a urologist a while back and he said i should be circumcised, the merchant cunt

>>72404596
unless you wank maximum once a month literally yes it is

now fuck off

cut willies are literally scarred and it looks like gore. don't know how on earth this was normalised

>>72404642
you just have to keep trying really
make sure you're stretching the tip of the foreskin

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don't talk to me or my son ever again

>"Let's preserve the white race!"
>makes no effort to develop relationships with women
>makes no effort to have children
>condemns women for being degenerate just because they don't find them attractive
>calls Mediterraneans and Slavs non-white so they're immediately narrowing down everything that's considered white
>"brown eyes aren't white"

infighting and ideological purity spiralling is the death of all radical movements

>>72404655
semites

hate when british people say "dude"
goes right through me

>>72404628
this

>>72404682
rasheed

>>72404697
Whatever dude, stop being an asshole

>>72404655
keep in mind it got normalised in the same country that think guns keep them safe and that gay marriage would lead to beastiality

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>>72404682
It was just a random shitpost because I wanted to post pics of those Nordic qts in their cute outfits.Don't know where you got all that shit from desu

I hardly look at bewbs as something sexual like sucking on them. I just want to use them as pillow.

>>72404682
Mediterraneans and slavs aren't white but we shouldn't say that because we've got to preserve the white race
really actives the almonds

>>72404697
better than bruv, rudeboi, cuz etc
london is cancer 2bh

>>72404720
foy

>>72404655
It used to be the norm in the UK in the 1800s

>white race

literally, figuratively and practically no such thing

>>72404745
Never thought of tits as proper arousing desu, nice arse and legs are much better.

>>72404773
proofs?

>>72404750
>Mediterraneans and slavs aren't white
They are though

>>72404682
>If we just say blacks are white, then the white race is saved!

>>72403230
This.

Fapped in the library while I was on the public PC back in September.

You get this since of guilt that makes the orgasm even better.

>>72404726
it was normal in far more countries than the US you fucking dolt

the difference is that it's still normal there

>>72404697
Yeah well irregardless dude I could care less, don't be a dweeb.

>no separate bathroom and lavatory
>no separate dining room, living room, drawing room
>kitchen is not a separate room

howling at pleb "homes"

>>72404682
>>"brown eyes aren't white"
well they're not

stay mad, inferior runtoid

can unironically walk in heels

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>>72404778
>>72404745
bit gay

>>72404798
Africans aren't white but Europeans are. Rorkes think everyone who isn't blonde hair blue eyes are nonwhite

>>72404655
Looking at my doodle right now. Dont know where uncuts come up with these hysterics, always seeing the curvature of my bell end is very pleasing to the eye.
If I told you to draw a willy right now you'd be 100% to draw a cut one, it comes naturally because it looks so much better

>>72404773
t. jamal rasheedowitz changberg lopez

>>72404802
it was never normal in europe

>>72404815
I'm blue-eyed but most white people have brown eyes.

>>72404848
exceptional post

good to see another civilised, cut Australian in this general for once.

are chinese people white?

>>72404726
>he's against guns and he's pro queer marriage and beastiality
alri melbourne

>>72404848
>>72404873
VERY good goys

>>72404745
>I just want to use them as pillow
same

i imagine cuddling with a grill to be very comforting and relaxing

>>72404873
>>72404848
fuck off kikes

the words cut and penis

ne'er the twain should meet prithee!

>>72404840
>Africans aren't white

Bruh...

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Syrians are white.

The french revolutionists were complete degenerate retards. They were literal upper-class coffee shop hipsters who got high on drugs and fucked prostitutes while live-action roleplaying that they were "the People" who were so "oppressed" by the royality. They worshipped "nature", had festivals where they planted "trees of liberty" and then they elected into power such illustrious men of liberty and equality as Robespierre and Napoleon. They even raped the word itself, "Revolution" used to mean something like "a return to the origins" but those french fucks changed it to mean something like "an instigation of a new order". They knew the power of words, they invented dictionaries and tried to spin the very language to allow their perverse ideologies to take root. Biggest mistake ever.

>>72404890
rorkesheed

Had a dream i finally had sex. Went on /brit/ in the dream to tell you lads about it. Just apologising for lying to you lads if any of you were in dream /brit/ at the same time.

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>>72404921
>They were literal upper-class coffee shop hipsters who got high on drugs and fucked prostitutes while live-action roleplaying that they were "the People" who were so "oppressed" by the royality
proofs?

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>>72404891
>>72404897
>If I just call it jewish it cant be true

Why do movies and TV shows always have online names ending in numbers, it can't just be KeithFucksDogs it's KeithFucksDogs39 or something
Have they not used the internet decades

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h-hi niggers

>>72404954
a lot of usernames will still use numbers if it's a common one

>>72404925
childmolestingdogfuckinglimpwristedaidsman

>>72404954
why can't they create a decent 'hacking' scene?
because they're lazy and that's not their audience

>>72404921
>i get my history from /pol/

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There is literally nothing wrong with being uncut.

Honestly can't be bothered worrying about the decline of the white race

I will be long dead before we see any noticeable impacts

>>72404978
Can give them not understanding the intricacies of being a super secret internet hacker but it just seems weird that every time they read out a username or show some message board every single name ends in numbers

very worrying how mainstream 'ass eating' is becoming

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PHIMOSIS LADS

Looks good if a bit pricy.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-58271413.html

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>186.jpg

if being cut were truly superior then you would be seeing adult men getting cut as soon as it was possible
checkmate goys

night lads

>>72405035
open plan living is for runts

>>72405020
>people are literally eating the poo poo now
pussy is bad enough, why would any self respecting man do it?

The Eurasian race will be the inheritors of high western civilisation. Gooks and nips worship whitey and are pretty clever themselves, probably smarter than us. We will be "those who came before" to the new mixed race. Ancestor worship will be the main faith of the western future.

I'm gay. Your thoughts?

>>72405035
haggle maybe?

'stening t' a bi' o' th' ol' 'ynthwave

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>So Anon I heard you want to kick us out of the country, just try it, we'll beat you to a bloody pulp!

>>72405020
is it?
what's it like?

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>runts in the Chateau

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>pacifically

>>72405087
eastern europeans look like gremlins

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>The Eurasian race will be the inheritors of high western civilisation. Gooks and nips worship whitey and are pretty clever themselves, probably smarter than us. We will be "those who came before" to the new mixed race. Ancestor worship will be the main faith of the western future.

>>72405087
look around you
you're already out of my country

found a cara lookalike on tinder

don't think i've ever seen an uncut cock in porn

makes the neurons go woopy woop

>>72405077
nice to meet you gay

>>72405127
Jewish produced in America.

>>72405127
kink.com has a couple british guys. You can't tell until they go soft though.

>>72405127
Hol up so you be saying... a certain type of individual whose knob is cut is behind porn?

>>72405127
Manuel Ferrara

Literally every British porn star

>>72405105
basques aren't white they're pre-indo-european europeans

GCHQ are reading every single one of your posts

>when the foreplay in a porno is so good you finish early

>>72405190
haha

good for them

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>>72405105
my ancestor :)

feel sorry for the lads that didn't get the AEDS vaccine when they were kids

(ant eater dick syndrome)

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>>72405049
>checkmate goys
Do a laugh every time pol cross posting fries peoples brains and they cant remember what slurs they're meant to call people

>>72405196
just like real life

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>porno

>>72405190
Aus Signals Directorate reading mine x

everyone I know who's been circumcised as an adult hates it

makes you think

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>>72405190
I wonder if they laugh at my posts

wonder if the gay aussie with the mutilated dick is the same aussie with the dead uncle

wish i had a cock the size of are danny d's

>>72405216
Are you implying that I have sex?

big up the chelt'narm boidem wagwaaan
[says something racist, sexist, Islamophobic and homophobic about terrorism]

>>72405241
No

>>72405227
They don't read every one

they have a computer scanning every post and red flagging potential posts of interest

like posts mentioning the words bomb or islam

Genuinely do not give a single fuck if you lot have foreskins or not desu, shut the fuck up.

bomb islam

>>72405226
>tfw recurring balanitis for 10 years (since age 14)

might have to get the ol' snip ahaha :/

6 pint and one g coke In

Just the beginning

I like ALL types of willies.

>>72405277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Pvi1XVm_s

How come it feels so good when the cum comes out?

>>72405309
bit gay

>>72405277
i've got a foreskin
na na na na na na na na
i've got a foreskin
na na na na na na na na
(repeat x12)

Had a bomb ass day lads. Met some Islam convert who worked in the same nursing home as my Grandmother. Now just listening to some Allah-Las on the subway home.

>>72405322
if it didn't there would be no incentive to procreate

>>72405322
because you're wired to like it

>>72404319
"Y-you too"

Will be parking a red Ford Fiesta filled with semtex outside Piccadilly Station tomorrow lads

jews grind yank foreskins and sell them as anti aging creams

>>72405360
reported

>>72405360
>red
Gay pinko alert!

>>72405322
Cuz you have foreskin

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Probably going to circumcise my pineal gland soon lads. whish me luck

Aim to be commiting terrorist atrocities of a high scale on GTA IV later on.

I gotta say, alla these hack (bar Scorsese) directors really bomb it nowadays

>>72405379
post fucking machines

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39304944

what did he mean by this?

Can I get the quick rundown on Israel lad please

>>72405413
>.co.uk
Shan't be opening this malware-laden website

thought phimosis lad killed himself haha

>>72405401
ummmmm I'm telling on you!

>>72405413
needs a job don't he?

>>72405423
the greatest country on earth

>>72405423
will never post fucking machines so dont even bother requesting it

>>72405439
Want desperately to put my willy in kaley cuocos mouth

>>72405423
cornetto

ahh yes it's the yanks' turn to celebrate st paddys day

>>72405451
post rolling machines

>>72405451
Post fucking machines

GCHQ are having a field day with this thread

>>72405423
Jesus? alri here goes:

>Born to a virgin and a carpenterkek
>From Israel
>Possesses Jewish heritage
>His coming was foretold by heavenly angels
>In contact with YHVH
>Worshipped by over a billion people across the planet - more than anyone else, ever
>Can turn water into wine
>Can walk on water
>Can cure any ailment
>Died on a cross
>RESURRECTED three days later
>Rumoured that he died for our sins
>Hates Kebabs

playing silly-buggers on /brit/ again lads hehe

Those shifty jews are trying to take over the world by cutting people's foreskins off.

business idea: put the jews out of business

Don't think Ill to a third shift. good night lads, get cut

>>72405127
lmao what


it's very common these days