You enter a bus. There are only two seats left, one next to a

The first one

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>>72397674
hmmm, would I rather have something good, or something bad?

>>72397674
I'll be standing

>going somewhere by bus
>want to sit, but there are two seats left, one next to a qt girl and one next to a homeless man
>choose girl
>she goes away, now she sits with a homeless man
>that man goes away from you and now he sits with you

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>>72397674
Plot twist: the "beautiful girl" is actually a trannie with 12 inch cock and she is going to force you to suck her off.

>>72397748
>such is life in Mother Russia

>>72397699
I always sit with bums because I am shy and virgin, so I think girl could assume that I want something from her. And it's not rare happening, at least once a month.

t.OP

>>72397674
both frighten me at the pretty same level, so I just wait for another bus.

>>72397856
only if you hold the handlebars or plastic strips that hang from the ceiling

I don't know if Russian buses have those things

>>72397915
no handle to hold on to

only life

>>72397674
I have social anxiety but I'm still assertive so I'll sit next to the girl.

>>72397674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmSvzxcD9yw

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>>72400720
unexpected ending

>>72397674
I'm already sitting and it's timeto whip out the good old penis.