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>>72396301
/balt/

Will be absolutely crushed when Her Majesty dies

>>72396619
Fucking FASCIST

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>>72396301
>London, district of Bogotà

>>72396301
would love living in the north for six months or something
dream of being a big fish in a little pond

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>>72398634

>>72398637

clearly a yank mate

>>72398637
hmmmmm
big cities are a meme anyway

might shave my head and try to trick people into thinking I'm mysterious and a bit of a madman

>>72398616
how'd you break it?

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>>72396301

>>72398669
on a bike.
some other cyclist bumped into me
fell with my hands out i guess
>>72398641
what i mean is that i think the wound of the wires enterring through my skin and muscles and having been slightly disturbed by a small bump is what is aching.

as opposed to my bone aching from a small bump, (because the wires have been moved out of position)

>>72398637
the average girl in america seems much better than over here

>>72398717
Genetic diversity

>>72396301
Bit brown.
Not my cuppa.

why do I see so many uni students smoking menthols? they're usually runts as well

is it a kiddie cigarette or something? I thought it was just ameriblacks that smoked them

>>72398736
Good goy

morning you fucking cunts + 1 mingi

Getting high in the bathroom.

bumped into this scrawny runt on a bike lads, was howling when he fell like a deck of cards

SCREAMING now that his gay little wires are causing him to have more of an ache

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Slags are master race

>>72398810
jenkem is some serious buzz lad

>>72398755

don't smoke but when I do I smoke menthols

like the freshness tbf

>>72398812
>gay
Cool it with the homophobia sweetie.

>>72398825
>i dont smoke but i do smoke
hmm

>>72397256
Imagine if that was that French actress Monica Belucci. She would be amazing. This just looks like a east Asian copy.

sup buds

What is the difference between a military army, division and battalion?

>>72398825
>like the freshness tbf
And what better way to get fresh than a cigarette?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo

>>72398856
is google broken?

>>72398843
Monica is Italian.

>>72398837

when I'm clubbing cuz. not a daily smoker

>>72398857

makes me look hard

>>72398825
seems only major runts smoke them, like drinking wine coolies or mixers all the time

can someone explain the culture behind them, why are they so popular

>>72398882
people who smoke straights aren't hard.

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Pic from said bathroom.

did you know that yetis are bears

>>72398825
>like the freshness tbf
same reason i smoke outside, fresh air is healthy

>>72398888
Digits have spoken .

>real housewives of Melbourne is a hit
>Sydney copies us 2 years later and no one from either city watches

howling

damn I want to weed

animals wear capes

>>72398876
What is bait? I love you lads but sometimes

>>72398914
who says they're copying you and not the American show you copied?

>>72398888

but the gyaldem know that

>>72398886

they taste good. your average uni student can't handle winnie blues

>>72398886
If you smoke more than a pack a day, menthols are a must.

Marlboro Ice Blast are the true addicts choice

very sexy arab girl at the gym today

just bought a turtleneck and got my left ear pierced (because im gay)

>>72398940

don't know that*

>>72398932
got me good haha

>>72398947
How are you American lad?
Where were you frequenting before here?

Ok got out of the bathroom.
DUDE
im also gay lmao

where are the brits

>>72398992
You mean on 4chan? I'm a long time /sp/ and /o/ shitposter

>>72399002
its 9am on a friday

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>>72399002
this a rasheed general

>>72398774
Former colony

>>72398968
do you smoke menthols as well?

>>72399033
already said im gay mate

>>72399002
hello yes I am the brits

>>72399015
So I mean before you landed on /brit/
I'm a newposter

Alri?
Been thinking about how to improve my social standing in this strange country and I've come to the conclusion that I need a memorable catchphrase.
Any ideas?

>>72399061
I was a panhandler in Stockholm

>>72399015
Dat doc on the Nubian Pyramids insane.

>>72399065
stone the crows worked for alf

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... Bedroom while high, 17 March 2017 ... At my new house ...

>>72399065
>Well, finger punch my prostate and call me janny!

>>72399065
im a 68 year old pakistani man

>>72396301
>>72397256
The most gorgeous girls in Britain are part nonwhite, Kek

>>72398717
Americans are more fussy with women, therefore causing sexual selection of women, therefore hotter women
Most kiwis and brits shag any girl with a hole, therefore little sexual selection of women, therefore uglier women

Alright lads tonight I've sent messages to 15 girls on OKC and 10 girls on tinder

Now we just wait for a reply haha

>>72399097
must be a tiny house if that is the master bedroom

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>>72399079
>tfw you realize we really WUZ

>>72398947
do they really? just feels like a very juvenile way of smoking, like people who buy absolut vodka and mix it with four parts coke to mask the taste

>>72398940
average uni student is pretty runtish, I smoke while drinking but can barely taste it until the day after.
if you need that terrible artificial flavouring you still have the mindset of a child

Would rather a chavvy slag than a russian angel.

>>72399065
Are you a pommie?
Don't use gay catchphrases
Kiwis don't use retarded banter and catchphrases like aussies and brits do

>>72399119
barrat new build friend

>>72399097
You are now thinking about how many previous occupiers of that property might still have a key and whether or not that noise you heard was someone downstairs

>>72399113
You're doing it wrong. Women like to be chased and pursued, makes them feels attractive. Send more messages.

>>72399146
what kind of retard doesn't change their locks when they move into a new property?

>>72399122

HARDMAN COMING THROUGH LADS

>>72399148
Why are you purposefully providing bad advice

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>>72399101
>The most gorgeous girls in Britain are part nonwhite, Kek
this is true anywhere
hafus are the best

>sexual selection
america has been a different country for about 300 years
evolution doesn't work that fast you pseudoscience pleb

Might go to subway to get a cheeky butty haha

>>72399113
they now think you're desperate because you're sending them messages on st paddys day and it's likely you're not doing anything tonight
already fucked it

>>72399159
pretty much nobody does, I have a working house key to 2 houses within 10 mins walk of me, I let myself in to one of them one night when I was drunk. I put a pair of women's shoes that were next to the back door in the fridge then snuck back out.

>>72399172
>america has been a different country for about 300 years
it's 241 you pleb but the point still stands obv

>>72399101
Why are white Americans so good looking? My theory is it's the natural selection of ambition and genetic diversity, let me explain.

The people that chose to take the risk to start a new life in the US were the most ambitious and hard working but the lazy, fearful and content stayed at home in Europe. This assured the US had lots of good genetics, hence natural selection.

Next genetic diversity, in Europe most people just had kids with people in their own country or who could speak the same language but the US took in people from all over Europe and had them speaking English so they had Anglos mixing with Swedes mixing with Germans etc. and that is why they look so good.

As a rasheed ("white") the only word I have trouble pronouncing is butty. I'm either saying batty or butt-egh. I can never ask for that in the pubs.

>>72399137
>don't use gay catchphrases
But I am gay (shockingly so)
How else do you propose I endear myself to the smallfolk

>>72399100
Hmm think I'll go with this. Can't go wrong with the classics and it might foster some stimulating discussion on identity

>>72399208
>why are americans so good looking
because the only ones you've seen are on tv
also FOY

>>72399214
no grown up should use the words butty or pop anyway

>>72399172
dude
microevolution can happen very quicky
It's macroevolution that takes millions of years to occur
Several generations of sexual selection is more than enough time to create an attractive group of people

>>72399226
I have access to youtube too.

>>72399122
Smoking, for me, is about satisfying an addiction to smoke inhalation and nictotine. If I can avoid the harshness of regular cigs, I will

>smoking roll ups

Literal poverty tier

>>72399208
Absolutely this
you've summed it up really well

>>72399226
I live in a region that gets lots of tourists, and I can tell you that Americans are on average more attractive than Brits, Germans, French, etc

>>72399244
fob
also
>not vaping
have fun literally getting cancer

>>72399243
faggot

>>72399163
I'm soft as a sponge it's just a brainlet brand of cig from what I can observe
of the two main people I know who smoke them one is a effeminate manlet indonesion (easily closer to 5 foot than 6) and another is a disgusting chubby north shore girl who claims she knows luke parker (afl swans player) personally and could be his gf if he didn't already have one

>caring about different kinds of cancerstick
you still die the same way

>>72399208
NZ also got heaps of ambitious and hardworking people like USA, but we were limited to one genepool, Brits, so we look slightly more inbred and unattractive than Americans on average

>>72399208
>>72399248
literally pseudoscience

>>72399168
Makes me feel alive.

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>just feels like a very juvenile way of smoking

Like 600,000 people die every year in Britain.
Largest cause is natural death.

GIVE UP NATURAL DEATH

smoking is cool, will always be cool and you fedora wearing vapers and healthfags can't change it

>>72399120
I'm not a sjw. I hate everyone equally. I despise American pop stars pretending to be Egyptians when they're mostly white Europeans.
If, If there was a chance Kangs existed I'd be all over it. Because why not?
Some Italian cunt ripped the tops off Nubian pyramids we never knew about. That's cuntish.

>>72399258
>vaping

Rather get cancer than look like a redditor

>>72399208
But Britain got a lot of Germans, Pole, Norwegian and Irish (If they even count as proper jf) immigrants during industrialisation, I think it is lack of sun and diet that makes us so ugly.

I smoke plain old rollies all the time and I'm probably the hardest nut here. My daily life also entails a lot of punishing unregulated athletics and my lung capacity as a result is constantly on the rise despite this.

>>72399301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMd-qWLJ1xc

>>72399263

these people are brainlets though. triple j listening memesters

funnily enough I've met luke parker. nice guy but a bit dim

>>72399300
only smokers think smoking is cool. in reality its a pretty filthy habit that makes you stink and look like a retard for willingly putting a highly toxic substance into your body.

>>72397256
tf is wrong with her face, looks demonic

>>72396301
Why is it compulsory for lower class women to put on so much makeup that it looks like they're wearing a mask?

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https://www.reddit.com/r/beards/comments/5zvzdf/heres_my_update_on_my_2_months_beard_not_much_but/

Alright which one of you is this

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should i oc my cpu lads

it's a 6600k

it turbos up to 4.3ghz but i can make it higher pretty safely

i have a water cooled heatsink

>people actually believe the "ambitious and smart people went to the americas" meme

they had little sense of what to expect, many of those that stayed did so because they had stable jobs, property, etc. it was the runts who had nothing that left, greater risk of dying on the way over and had to leave family behind/ were so povvo their family had already died

also the inbred meme is false, europeans being inbred is literally inherent to some of our defining traits like blue eyes, blond hair, pale skin etc. you can get serious disorders from marrying your first cousins and close family members but it's been shown in iceland that people marrying their 5th or further cousins actually have higher fertility rates and overall icelanders are good looking "despite" coming from a small gene pool

>>72399366
because all the others do

I was cool in high-school and I smoked.
But I was the only bender my class knew about, but was never bullied for it, actually more like defended more because of it by the other lads.

>>72399387
always find it fascinating when i see someone with even worse facial hair than myself

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>>72399357
>why no m'lady I do not poison the temple that is my body with needless toxins. I'll have a glass of your finest mineral water and some freshly picked organic lentils.

I was cool in secondary school and I still am cool. I'm well-known and well-loved, and people look forward to spending time with me. If that's not ding dong merrily on high then I don't know what is.

>>72399400
Are you arseblasted because you criminal scum were forced to a wasteland, while kiwis americans and canadians by choice sailed the seas for freedom and opportunity?

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>>72399400
The Pope banned inbreeding way back in the middle ages, people used to mary family to pass on property.

>>72399432
seem a bitter mate.

>>72399302
stick to your values i guess but i'm gonna live a long happy life
*gets hit by a bus*

>>72399406
Gay twat

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I want to lay with the slaggiest slag(not fat) you can find.

How will I go about doing this?

>>72399441
its just tickety boo

Edit : I'm also gay

>>72399455
To be fair we founded the US by sending English religious weirdos after the civil war and settled Canada by sending h*ghlanders no one wants to be the first group to settle land desu.

I have come to the conclusion that NZ is too runty and unimportant to be given it's own name, you will now be classed as australian.

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Queen of Jordan is a qt

>>72399348
yeah I don't doubt she's met luke parker before and maybe knows him on some level but this girl is fully blown munter, if her family wasn't rich and she didn't had the money to spend on clothes and makeup she might even be a sub-5/10
she sells herself as a big swans supporter (clearly bullshit), really want to talk to her about it and btfo her with my superior espee knowledge
and the indo's taste in music is worse than triple j, he's my roommate I've heard a high school musical remix coming out of his room before

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*unf*

>>72399475
I bet you watched Carry on Henry with Sid James. That's probs early evening viewing in the Finn wastelands. Or in the Sauna after eastenders.

I have come to the conclusion that the north is too runty and unimportant to be given it's own name, you will now be classed as 'the land of lesser humans'

*yawns and stretches out, my arm slyly going around your shoulder*

>>72399532
I dont know what that is but i will check it otyu

>>72399551
*gets startled and slaps your crotch*

>>72399551
*pulls back foreskin and smears smegma on your top lip*

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gf is coming over in a few hours, should really have a little tidy and a scrub of the willy

>>72399551
gonna need to be waaay more drunk for that sunshine

>>72399494
There is huge difference between encouraging people of a different sect of Christianity to move to a fertile continent across the sea, than forcing rapists thieves and murderers to the other side of the world to the hottest continent on the planet
How would you feel if your ancestors were criminals forced to a wasteland?
No wonder aussies overcompensate by acting overly confident, because deep down inside they are ashamed of their heritage, which is nigger tier

>>72399576
Is that you, desklad?

>>72399576
alri desklad

not seen you in a while

>>72399455
nah I'm a fairly recent immigrant, it's just laughable how people actually believe this pseudoscience nonsense
don't find americans over here attractive, a lot of them still carry baby fat from their teens and as a consequence have fridge bodies and fat faces, which they accentuate with a ton of makeup caked on
you have to be a bit pathetic to go for that imo, like guys that go for gooks because they're so much easier

>>72399561
I'm not a Swede lad. You're not obliged to.

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hmm

*grabs your arm*
*flips you onto your back in front of me*
*crushes your nose with my left yeezy*
*clouts your clangers with my right yeezy*
*my middle yeezy stomps on your sternum and destroys your heart*
Don't do that again mate. I don't go in for that kind of monkey business, I'm not inclined towards sucking or otherwise plying penises, and I'm already in a committed relationship with the gf.

VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR

>>72399607
Well obviously the Americans who travel in NZ are more attractive than what you get, because here the Americans I see are more attractive than yuro tourists on average, and more attractive than kiwis on average

>>72399626
what's the story behind this?

need a chubby north shore munter gf lads

>>72399513

the swans are the team de jour for twenty-something girls in sydney. really makes me think. too many maniacs in league I suppose

>>72399595
We forced religious loons to the US as well as criminals, settling land is hard and at first we sent people we didn't want. Imagine being the first settlers, no infrastructure, you have to deal with Indians, weather far more extreme than England. It is hard. I don't know why the Aussies were criminals meme is so prevalent.

>>72399626
christ

>>72399607
and Australian girls are fucking terrible for plastering makeup on, so I don't know what you're going on about

>>72399576
choccy digestives i mean, she knew what she was getting into.

>>72399597
>>72399599
I'm always here, I just don't post that often, I do enjoy the people who pretend to be me though, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

anyone watch Last Kingdom last night?

>>72399626
end boss

gonna belt the next cunt that walks into /brit/
OI LAD GET YOUR PHONE OUT START FILMING

>>72399696
fair

>>72399665
but Australians were criminals you dumbfuck
don't why modern brits are infatuated with australians
you're literally cucked by your criminals
There were almost no indians in usa when pilgrims arrived, whole states were completely empty because Spanish diseases already wiped them out
Read diaries of pilgrims, they write about how they landed in a bountiful vast land with hardly any people, where they could settle
You brits sent the puritans to a paradise
You brits sent your criminals to a godforsaken wasteland

>>72399732

*fucking belts you*

>>72399736
*don't know why

>>72399736
We like Aussies because they're good blokes, Kiwis are nasty

Howling at how mad this kiwi is
Utterly irrelevant nation is buttblasted a former penal colony always has and always will hold their leash firmly in hand

>>72399736
fuck of ausfag

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At B1-66ER's murder trial the prosecution argued for an owner's right to destroy property.
B1-66ER testified that he simply did not want to die.

Rational voices dissented.
Who was to say the machine, endowed with the very spirit of man did not deserve a fair hearing?

The leaders of men were quick to order the extermination of B1-66ER and every one of his kind throughout each province of the earth.

Worth pointing out I'm not the "yuh heritage" gobshite - you can spot my posts from the cheeky irreverence and use of catchphrases

>>72399752
How are kiwis nasty?
We are friendly to tourists in our nation and treat them with hospitality
aussies just shittalk people for no reason

>>72399595
you clearly don't know what you're talking about, I would've thought a pom in new zealand would read up on the history de su

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penal_transportation#North_America
>The number of convicts transported to North America is not verified although it has been estimated to be 50,000 by John Dunmore Lang and 120,000 by Thomas Keneally.

to put that in perspective only around 150,000 convict were sent to Australia, and the idea that they sent "rapists and murderers" is a meme; because there was literally no space in prisons the sentencing was always either transportation or execution, and you could get the former for as simple as stealing a chicken. there were also a lot of executions for near-serious offenses, I think the word "draconian" was first used for a lawmaker around this time, so it was a lot of minor stuff that people were sent over for

also this was really early settlement, many of these people died because they didn't know what the fuck to do with the australian environment/ were undskilled and limited supplies, once it became clear there was gold in australia there was massive immigration, only 1/5 people have at least on convict ancestor iirc and that would mainly be working class victorians I imagine

and convicts that had served their 7 or 14 year sentences were allowed to move to new zealand, don't know how common that was though. You should read the fatal shore, it's a good book

>>72399779
hmm yes let me get my penis pierced with 500 needles then i will be right with you

>>72399755
That's your bro mate. Not cool.
Shortland Street was a legitimate daytime show here.

>>72399793
>>72399794
shut it bruce

"I won't be happy until we gas the yids, make them suffer for the things they did" - Jeremy Corbyn

best grime track ever?
i reckon either nightbus dubplate or vending machine

Some British slang is so obscure and you can't find any references to it on the internet.

"Yid" for the longest time I did not know was meant to refer to Jews.

>>72399798
You had triple the amount of convicts as america, despite having a way way way way way smaller population
Over half of Australians are 1st or 2nd generation immigrants, so that means half of true aussie ancestry is convict
only a very small fraction of kiwis have convict ancestry, I've heard of that study your referencing before

>>72399851
Isn't yid German slang?

>>72399851
Yids
Yiddish
Really very simple stuff lad, you shouldn't need to look half of it up

>>72399811
Names Josie actually and I'd fold you up like a paper aeroplane if you treated me like this in person

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>>72399626

used to know a kid named connor vickery and everyone called him condom dickery

>>72399873
>the American is repulsed after being reminded what his lower half looks like, having not seen it in over 3 years

Morgana top teir Chup grill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efcn5AfLq60

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FIRTw609o8&list=PLA696F489FAAAC5B6

>Would you agree... times have changed?

>>72399851
i remember slang words/expressions from school that have no record on the internet.

>>72399655
it's a bit sickening tb h, big fan of afl but it's clearly because they like those slim body types and the lack of clothing. not good for the whole gayfl argument north of the barassi

they're also laughably casual, remember another girl who said she followed collingwood than a minute later said "oh wait i think it's carlton" or some similar popular team

>>72399867
ausfags always kicking off, calm down sheila you flaming galah

>>72399880
was a fat lad on my secondary school bus called Benderminge (Benjamin)

>>72399653
man eats too much
gets ill

>>72399861
no

>>72399866
Yiddish is never really used to refer to Jews in the US only the language and this is usually in the context of early film. The Yiddish speaking Jews were all over that.

>>72399901
It reminds me of how urban black people have very regional slang that also does not exist on the internet.

>>72399905
I'm not even a kiwi runt you monumental protozoa
This isn't ding dong merrily on high at all

>>72399959
shut it bruce

>>72399959
>I'm not even a kiwi
You have to go back

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Do Scots do curling?

All should be killed

Zoo Weebland haha

Awesomestrailia

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This is the ideal female body type.

>>72399988
Not cold enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_lLrJSqMow
Leeson
Ofeeendad
Based Fush an Chups

>>72399904

do you play? used to play for glebe

>>72399992
mmm

>>72399992
I'd suck his dick go good.

narrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativenarrativev

Everything is a fucking "narrative'" these days. You cannot have an basic representation of events without it being labelled a narrative and thus giving it the feeling of being completely subjective and biased.

2 + 2 = 4 is a narrative

>>72399959
Fuck off back to your shithole, pommie
Or go back to your polluted wasteland, zhang
Or go back to your open toilet, pajeet

give me something to watch lads

>>72400033
I had a professor once end a class by saying, "everything...is...subjective"

>>72399998
Oh, shame

Gonna take a painkiller lads.

>>72400033
don't forget any right-wing politician is a "populist"
despite the left in the Netherlands being encouraged to vote for a Moroccan because he looks a bit like Justin Trudeau

>>72400033
>not being an absolute yes man and writing as if it's all subjective when really you know there are facts everywhere

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wtf! I love Italians now!

>>72400061
what do you like?

>>72399861
true we had triple the amount and it formed an early base of colonial life here but loads of those people literally died off because the conditions were so harsh or just couldn't pass on their genes because they were tragics and in the early days the gender ratio was massively skewed in favour of the men. Australia didn't exist as anything more than naval officers ruling over starving convicts until real immigration started, I think the population of NSW quadrupled in just a few years when that happened or something along those lines. our roots in penal transportation are more legend than reality

this also occured around the beginning of the industrial revolution (also around the time the term luddite was coined) so many of the people transported were political protesters against landlords or were forced into unemployment and had to steal to survive. added to that is 25% of convicts being irish as a major uprisings took place during the time period, most of these "convicts" weren't really criminal

>Over half of Australians are 1st or 2nd generation immigrants
so? you can be further back and not have convict ancestry, virtually guaranteed of those from western australia and queensland (which did have secondary penal settlements for people who committed a second crime in Australia but that was rare and those people were basically tortured out of existence). many people wouldn't have married and had children with early convicts, they often had scars all over their back from whippings and were generally fucked in the head, those that did pass on their genes would've been ordinary people just caught up in the system

Thinking about getting a PS4 but bloody hell games are a lot more expensive now.

>>72400047
>>72399959
Not only am I physically and circumstantially unable to return to England, I am also currently living for free with my unflinchingly faithful kiwi gf and she will never bear child for as long as she lives, all due to my Machiavellian gambits and the inescapable control of fate

>>72400101
Sneaky wops

>>72400101
>european patriotism

ah yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgfffdrfdFQ

Me

>>72400033
FOY

>>72400146
Aright lad.

I pronounce Rorke as ror-kee with emphasis on the KEE

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>>72400178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BXpMAzOYaE

>>72400010
nah I've lived overseas most of my life so never had an opportunity to play but now that I'm back for uni I really want to give it a go. think I have the right proportions for it too (185cm, 74kg, not built that well but generally athletic and I think in time I'll have a reasonably strong torso)

want to look into the uni team because I think they have a lower division but I'm too much of a sperg to branch out and approach those people myself, hoping instead I'll meet someone who knows about that stuff and could give me some pointers. also have no experience and no boots or anything so I can't see myself getting involved in any way

>>72400192
rawk desu

may or mayn't heem myself
yet to be decided lads

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Holy shit why are System of a Down soo good?

Turns out my Labour-voting mother is a Trump fan.

>>72400064
To some extent I agree with this and don't see why people like Jordan Peterson try to create some mystical and overarching idea of "truth." I can't really articulate it well, but I really don't think truth exists outside of what can be deduced in the logical rules like causality.

>>72400202
Wew. Is this you?
Good looking lad. Wtf?

Is Doom 4 good lads? How is the multiplayer?

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>>72400271

>>72400253
good lass, women with fart fetishes are rare

>>72400253
based

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just ate 180g of m&ms
mistake

>>72400253
t. northern scum

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>>72400192
roar-kay

>>72400110
I know us kiwis exaggerate the convict stuff, but you can't deny that criminals make up a larger chunk of your ancestry than kiwis and americans
I usually don't care whether someone has convict ancestry or not, and I like Australians in general, but it befuddles me that pommies are absolutely infatuated with Australians
It's really fucking weird, it confuses me because of the convict history, I assume that pommies would see Australians as how many kiwis see you, but then in real life and online I constantly see pommies nibble the nuggets out of the arses of aussies
Like how pathetic are pommies?

>>72400313
Cornish actually.

>>72400205

usyd and unsw are pretty welcoming to new players and usually need players in the lower divs. there's plenty of mongs playing so you won't look out of your depth

>>72400313
fuck off southern (hemisphere) fairy

>>72400315
>"OIM IN THA PROIME O ME LOIFE YOR IN THA PROIME O YOR LOIFE. CUM FOITE ME YA JUNIES BASTERD YOU"

Gonna watch that Matt damon movie

unironically don't know what a rorke is

>>72400192
When I first came to /brit/ I thought the guy walking slowly at me was called Rorke and his gait was Rorke's Drift.

>>72400349
RAT POISON FEYCE

>>72400360

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rorke's_Drift

>>72400360
>>72400364
alri newlads

>>72400349
And a loife o woife poife to you too good sir.

>>72400324
I remember a Kiwi Maori /int/ thread It was insane. An entire gang of mongrels decided to shitpost here one morning..
No one does this anymore.

>>72400390
141 against 4 thousand, wew.

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Even the ancient Romans knew this.

Doing a poo

>>72400328
northern scum

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>>72400368
>>72400395
>"EY...ITS MEEE, BAHLDEE!"

pooing a do

>>72400407
>wales

>>72400377
>>72400360
Ironically for how the name is used on /brit/ the guy in question (James Rorke) was Irish.

the anglo saxons are the most continental and european race and therefore are inferior

the welsh, scottish, irish, cornish, manx and the old and the very dead britons are the ones whom fuel the glory of the "british" empire

the anglo saxons cannot be counted as a prosperous, intelligent, or noble race because continentals are deficient in anything but spiritual inferiority

*impregnates your oneitis*

don't actually know what "negging" is whatsoever

on the essay and doing the old "spam shitloads of 100 word quotations" lark hehehe seems the word count is increasing quite quickly indeed hehe wahoooOOOOOOOOOOO

>>72400478
*negs you*

ALL English people are pathetic limp wristed fruits

>>72400421
Northern scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRswxxT3HQ8

>>72400472
>whom in the subject

>>72400478
hmmm, I don't like that jumper you're wearing
makes you looke like an old man

>>72400324
>I know us kiwis exaggerate the convict stuff, but you can't deny that criminals make up a larger chunk of your ancestry than kiwis and americans
obviously mate like saying irish people make up a greater proportion of our population, it's just one of the quirks of australian history but not a central tenat of it, and it irritates me when people use the "rapists and murderers" gimmick when a lot of them were literally torn away from their familes over nothing. there's one account in the fatal short of this young guy caught for poaching, legally he should've been hanged for it but the judge commuted it to transportation, that was always the lowest sentance but it still tore people away from their families. in short seeing australia as an extension of the penal system is wrong, the reality is there aren't many people descended from them.

I do agree, poms are split between those who grovel to the ausGODs but also those who imo deny that this is a genuinely better and wealthier place to live. I think if you're an english doctor and you don't move here you're unironically retarded (mainly the young ones)

This girl (7/10 body, 4/10 brain, bit thick) who used to come to my office hours to get help all the time stopped doing it after I gave her a very bad (but well deserved, it was shite) grade for an assignment.

Bit sad.

>>72400478

alright. quick rundown

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

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>>72400486
>>72400512
*googles negging*

post that picture lads

you know the one

>>72400488
>t. heroin addict

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>>72400533

*negs the smeg*

>>72400520
>bit thick
in which way

got called an old man on /brit/

>>72400503
whomst*

'fraid i tend to lean on anglo sometimes and not the languages d'oil which the peasants (you) speak

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>>72400533
alri

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>>72400533

I once booked a one way flight to Vegas and spent a month there

confused negging with pozzing haha what am I like

>>72400552
Both tbqh. Thicc and thick.

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>>72400574
I like odd black and white photos

>>72400546
banned lad
Jesus what were you thinking?

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this kills the anglo

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Champions League draw coming up, lads.

Migrate to /sp/ or what

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>>72400600
>Negging is a rhetorical strategy whereby a person makes a deliberate backhanded compliment or otherwise insulting remark to another person in order to undermine their confidence in a way that gains approval.
>undermine their confidence in a way that gains approval.

>The opposite of pozzing, whereby one pays a person a compliment in order to gain their affection

>>72400332
might look into it then thanks
would it matter if I tried to join them halfway through the season? and when I first get involved will they give me boots to practice with or will I have to buy them myself straightaway? (obviously assume I'll buy some once I have an assured place)

>>72400635
are the men going to kick a ball again? oh ho, how thrilling

>>72400635
Tell us something interesting about Africa your homeland

Tell me of the waters of your home world Nigul

>>72400635
Hate that smug talented cunt.

>>72400651
Wrong definition of pozzing

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me atm

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>>72400635
he doesn't have a /cric/ tab already open

*pozzes you*

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>>72400663
I come from a world you may not understand

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>>72400651
was thinking of pozzing in the bender sense

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bit embarrassing

>>72400685
is that a bee lmao
>>72400695
FUCK forgot the meme arrow

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How do we fix the British women problem?

british Slags > spanish orcs

>>72400742
>fix

What problem?

>>72400742
don't see where the problem is

>>72400742
Women here are prudes, I love that fake tan and trashy thing slags do

got digits
>>72400777
>>72400777

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Fascism is on the rise

>>72400718
whaat on earth
they fuck people to deliberately give them HIV?

>>72400490
Cherry strat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go9J9REtfdA

>>72400660

they're usually always needing players in the lower divs so I assume you'd be able to join halfway through.

you'll need to bring your own boots though. they won't give you any. email them/message on fb before and ask if they need players. if they tell you to come to training you'd be assured a place anyway

>>72400742
That is a purse you mong

>Mr Hendrix how does it feel being regarded as the best rock guitarist in the world?
>idk man ask Rory Gallagher

>>72400515
Yeah true
Australia is mainly Irish
That might explain why red hair is much more common in Australia than NZ

>John Bonham: I'm not the greatest, Ringo Starr is