/cum/

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first for emily

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Shitthy thread.

>>72393790
who is this semen demon?

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>>72393876
emily rudd

Worst boards on 4chan
>/qa/
>/b/
>/pol/
>/s4s/
>/lbgt/
>/his/

Best boards
>/tv/(sometimes)
>/sp/(well it used to be)
>/int/
>/fit/
>/r9k/

tfw no gf

>>72393931
>TFW qt middle eastern gf

/r9k/ btfo

*smokes more weed*

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>>72393790
>my dick

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Gonna post one You.

kiwi

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>tfw born too soon to see the Carolinas merge and fulfill their destiny

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R8 this thot

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I am here.

My dog has such soft warm ears

I want to eat his ears

I suck at police radio buds

>>72393943
REEEEEEEEE

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>>72394875
Wtf
Dont eat your pupper

>>72394697
>choker
Into the trash
>>72394633
Why would a kiwi care about the Carolinas

>>72393790
she looks like my gf

>>72395523
Prove it

>>72395536
yet to tell the girl i consider her my gf

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Hey /cum/ do you like shooting

Pic related it's me during a day of shooting

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>>72395536
the proof

*pinches you for not wearing green*

*screams loudly*

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>>72396298
GOOD point

>>72393836
sleep fool

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we built this city

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Why does Norway has so many qt's

>>72398485
Do you believe, in heaven above? Do you believe in love?

jack mormon gfs

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>2am
>last class of the term and then work all day
who /loving life/?

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>>72393790

>tfw smoking Backwoods

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i need your love
i need your love
god speed your love
toooooooooooo
me

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am i the only one left

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>>72398883
Yes

>>72398883
I'm trying to watch tv Abram

>visited family for a bit
>had amazing meals
>now that back alone haven't eaten properly in days
>looking at all these fairly simple but delicious Russian recipes
i've got to learn to cook

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>>72399085

>>72399315
fucking disgusting
eyes are too big

>>72399359
shut the FUCK up about my gf
*cracks knuckles*

>>72398883
nigger

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stop bullying

>>72399504
Faggot

>>72399504
consider suicide

who da fug up!

>>72399758
me

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>>72399769
noice

>>72399758
Get a job Tuukka

>>72399792
i dont work full time
around 3 hours a day or night

>>72399792
DO YOU work, HIPPY?

>>72399888
It's 6 am, I work in an hour

Happy green man day

>>72400017
Time to pretend I'm Irish to justify day drinking

>>72400042
>needing an excuse
give me back my flag

>>72399991
which line of work?

>>72400196
Regulatory and compliance for chemical products

i hate USA

Why is 4chan obsessed with a dull looking blonde girl? She looks like your average white girl.

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Stunning as well as brave.

>>72400280
Don't you have a cult of women controlling your country and a gender war to deal with? Shoo shoo Kim Pak

>>72400280
i hate worst koreans

>>72400280
but in other word Who want Korean GF
>>72400302
exept you

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i hate retards and druggie weed lmaos

>>72400319
well that's one man hating she beast off my back

>>72393836
now that you're in it

>>72401004
>7 hours later

>>72400297
>could have chosen to loose weight
>would have stood good chance at normal life
>instead I stayed fat and ruined my body/ reputation further

>>72401039
that caraposting faggots soils every thread he shits in
I just entered the thread and already dislike it

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Is it 2020 yet?

ahiwjbevaine shaksnbeus sisjs wv, ahaiwksnejbsjs

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>>72402272
gjsdgjdnsgjkfdn kj32n4kj23n4j

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>>72402311
wh6wh6sunsbywb6n6aun

>>72402398
Me in the orange.

>>72402726
me as the old guy

>>72402742
Thanks for all your help.

just ate some triclosan

>>72402989
bananas are quite good on pizza t b h

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>>72402989
Man is the animal

>>72403060
going uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

>>72403044
Nuke Finland when?

>>72403481
wow such prejudice
try em you dumb nigger

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Gotta carry this thread myself. Like always

>>72404066
hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

le women are evil meme

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>>72404250
this

would "Ave, Latvia, nos morituri te salutamus" make a good tattoo?

or latin ones are too edgy

>>72404483
Tattoos are in general dumb

>>72404483
>text tattoos

>>72404483
Don't

>>72404548
>>72404563
>>72404616

ok thanks

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>downloaded dorf fortress
>been years
>can barely remember shit
>can barely read ASCII
>fiddle with it til i begins coming back to me

STRIKE THE EARTH

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cum-chan ohayou

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>>72406136
good morning canada

Anime is fucking gay

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>>72406222
no u

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>>72406222
this

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>>72406222

>>72406222
Why do homosexuals post it so much.

>>72406222
this modern shit is gay
i miss 90s animoo

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ASUKA
A
SHIT

>>72393790
ye i did

thx mate

>>72406639
Weebs are, by definition, an assault on all that is good about life

USA
>owned by cuckold media
>women have had around 40+ previous sexual partners while the are masses of white male virgins
>reality shows are an inspiration for american children
>courts heavily favor women
>coalburning is at an all time high
>has a fat problem
>has a nigger gang problem
>their men are circumcised
>it's going to be a matriarchy
USA will have Elizabeth Warren as their President in 2020, as the Liberals and Mexicans will turn out as majority voters by then.

Britain
>It has Shari'ah zones
>CCTV literally everywhere, and in peoples homes
>Street checkpoints (police search you for drugs on every corner)
>all women under 29 years old have 11pm-6am curfews
>your home gets a monthly searching
>TV licensing is just half price if you're a Muslim or Native brit (double the price for non Muslims and brits)
>police search anyone who steps off public transport (including celebrities who step out of limousines)
>our women (in the eastern region) aren't even allowed to speak in public without being granted permission
>all metal cutlery is banned (get a life, bin that knife)
>all plates and dishes are banned (know your fate, bin that plate) (bin that dish & make a wish)
>instead they use plastic cutlery and paper plates
>.....and muslim Myor
Britain is also practicing a form of Islamic communism within their country, and it's working.

Have your heard of Anjem Choudary, their future Prime Minister?

>>72406954
I'm not reading any of this

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>>72393813
fists for emily

>>72407091
>white

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Welp

>>72406954
>(know your fate, bin that plate) (bin that dish & make a wish)
kek

>>72407212
dog bless

>>72406347
Ay bud

BURGER

>>72408099
God bless

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Don't fucking forget!!!

got invited by some girl to go out to a pub tonight
she's about a 6/10
I don't feel like going..
should I flake on her?
what if I go there and she flaked on me and isn't there
that would be embarrassing

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>>72408000
ayyyyy

>>72408341
>ban women from the USA
u wot
are they saying a homo country is Trump's master plan

i have power fantasies

Should I go to class this morning?

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bias against /cum/

behead those who say /cum/ isn't awesome

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>>72408746

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>>72408751
nvm

kek

>>72408751
Hey can you post this pic? I made that ages ago but lost it
Are you the lego anon per chance?

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>>72408815
im not, i saved it from him tho

i think lego anon was canadian

>>72408858
Thanks bro
I miss lego anon ;_;

>history professor trying to rile up the womyn and nogs
WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE

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>>72408897
>muh civil rights
>muh suffrage

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>people
>traditional clothing
>cultures
>japan
>men
>stage costume
>costume
>japanese culture
>armed forces
>period costume
>women
>weapon
>military
>hat
>history
>japanese ethnicity
>kimono
>asia
>indigenous culture
>actor

wut

>>72408895
he was a gud boi, he made OC and didnt afraid of anything

his legacy lives on

>>72408630
Dr*mpf wants to kill all womyn, latinx, and blzck bodies.

where is my Emily

>Tfw i'm literally

>>72409661
>a sissy Dane

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How do we stop white people

This kid is bragging about using thepiratebay in my class

my cat freaks out at the end of her poops and just sprints/jumps out of the litter box after she cleans her paws. Sometimes she does it too fast and she squeezes a tiny nugget of poop as shes jumping and it lands on the ground.

Also Im starting to sort of believe in white genocide

thread is shit

>>72409855
Are you stuck in 2006-08 as a 13 year old?

>>72409923
I dunno mang
He's telling girls next to him about it

>>72409930
That's pretty hardcore

>>72409923
lol BTFO

Fuck me I'm Irish

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Wow, look at all this economic anxiety from Trump supporters

>>72410125
economic anxiety has got to be the worst buzzword yet

>>72410267
If you only knew how bad things can become.
German media, all of it simply consits of a series of the same retarded buzzwords all over again. It's getting unberable, so I sometimes prefer to not listen to/ read the news at all.

>>72410661
what are some german poltical buzzwords

I miss turkbro

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>>72410125
>CoD kiddies grow up into Trump supporters
Imagine how much repressed rage these people have against Mexicans after getting butt blasted when so PacoxxXQuickscopeG0DXxx types knifed their ass from 20 feet away with their 300 ping connections.

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>>72410781

>>72409838
Jesus.... what's going on?

>>72410724
Zeitgeist

lol

just got message from a random number of some chola chics face then

"what are we gonna do"

to which I said "what?"

then she says "Nothing much wiating on u what r we going 2 do"

what do i say?

PUNCH
YOUR
ENEMIES

PUNCH
YOURSELF

PUNCH
EVERYONE

>>72409739
*stares at you threatningly*

>>72410724
"Angst" (fear), Populismus, Klare Kante (straight edge against everyone who doesn't agree with the mainstream), Einfache Antworten (simple answers to complex questions, eventhough the left doesn't offer shit as an alternative), Geistige Brandstifter (hard to explain, basically those who spread rightwing thoughts, Abgehängte (those who are left behind and vote for the AfD), and some others

>>72410892
*unzips dick*

>>72410886
Ask her if you and her are gonna bang

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>>72410830
God bless all the OC that game has made

>>72410943
agahahahhahahahhahahah

she says "u mean make love, mayb y not. seems like a plan"

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>>72410974
yeh its good stuff ill dump some more

>>72411057
Ask for nudes

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>>72411058

>>72411071
trying right now. my ghetto speak is a bit shit so I might get found out.

she thinks were going clubbing and im paying though

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PUNCH THOTS
PUNCH HOES
PUNCH YOUR MOM

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Hey guys

PUNCH THOTS
PUNCH CANUCKS

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>>72411441
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet dat gurl got sum booti

>>72411698
>not censoring t.bh and s.mh
baka desu senpai

LOVE THOTS
PUNCH NAZIS
START TOUCHING YOURSELF RIGHT NOW
TEACH YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO SUCK THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE SUCKED

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Had a dream that the military was testing bombs around my house. What does this mean?

>>72397426
Fucking passfag

>>72412044
You subconsciously want your butthole rimmed

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>>72412044
I was also trying to cut half of my stomach off with kitchen scissors in the same dream

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>tfw no esposa Méxicana

>>72412349
But that's a half Japanese Brazilian.

>>72412457
You're ruining my headcanon fantasies


REEEEEEE

why wont google let me change my avatar this is really pissing me off

how many different pizzas are there

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>>72413251
Only 1 you should concern yourself with

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>>72413251
>>72413289

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R8 my professors desktop

>>72393836

I was right 14 hour ago and im right now.

>>72393836
Ugly

y'all ready this

Why is /cum/ slow

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sup guys

happy paddys day queers

>>72413757
stop shitposting

>>72413680

Because is 11 am.

weirdest shit is happening. got a text from a Louisiana area code number from some chola girl with a pic attatched. For some reason theres a number by her name that has the area code of the city I live in.

Then she calls me and its that same number with my cities area code asking for a tony. I ask her how she had my number and she said someone texted her with it early today.

wtf? So someone is spoofing my number and shes texting me using a spoofed number too? wtf is happening here

just dawned on me that i can get a pizza whenever i want

>>72413680
Ncaa tournament obviously

>>72413822
why?

>>72413945
nice projecting faggot it's not 11 am everywhere you know

>>72414089
it was just a prank bruv

eating a harvey's buffalo chicken sandwich buds

My cell network was permabanned because someone keeps posting CP :/

>>72415112
sometimes your ban will be stuck with a cookie or something, try clearing all your cached shit

i had my cell network banned for someone doing that before as well

>>72413251
about tree fiddy

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Cp you say?

/aqk7594m/

had another talk with my mother about how i think jews are inherently evil

>>72415238
Tried it earlier and it didn't work

>>72415520
Where did the shifty merchant touch you, anon?

http://www.newsweek.com/kurt-eichenwald-twitter-seizure-arrest-john-rivello-569813

jews are neurotic demons that need to be wiped from the earth

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>>72393790

>tfw no blue-eyed Minnesota gf

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>>72412457
>half Japanese Brazilian.

*takes your prank seriously*

>still this edition
how many hiros did this thread become

>>72415775
>minnesota

eww

post funny memes

Everyone is ignoring me

*posts a cringey funny not haha funny meme*

/cum/ more like /ded/

>>72416494
>>72416766
It's St Patty's day, all the normies are already drinking

cum xD

Dress codes are SEXIST

>>72393813
are you the same dutch that used to post "This girl comes up to you and says she'll give you $5 if you give her a hug." ?

should I buy xcom 2? its on sale

>>72417032
No but i used to post her all over /int/ and spam the lunch picture with the caption "thanks for buying me lunch you're my best friend" or something

>>72417102
Ye

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>someone called me a fascist pig because of my haircut
>I'm center-left

haha, new york. a truly magical place.

>center-left

>center-right

>undercut

>>72417148
Aww, that's adorable. Emily is really sweet in real life, she'd probably buy your weird faggy european ass lunch if you asked

Race me

http://play.typeracer.com/?rt=1d865dy38dz8b

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Why is this allowed?

i hate rednecks

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>>72418035
bfto


>>72417858
stop using my subtle baiting against me wtf

tfw always get wrekt at my own typing races

>>72418174
I'm not using it against you, she really is nice. My little cousin was part of this low-tier singing group in LA (they were on "The Voice"), so I spent some time in LA and met a lot of D-list and F-list actresses and celebs. Emily was unironically a really nice person.

>tfw could take literally anyone in a typing race

>>72418267
what about me

making so many farts and they smell like yeasty eggs

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>>72418267
http://play.typeracer.com/?rt=1qnhwjlrh9s38

>>72418254
D-do you have her number?

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This little cocksucker keeps trying to get into my backyard

>>72418308
>>72418289
I-I'm on my phone rn

Have you ever taken a shit so big, you looked in the toilet after and thought "Wow, I could take a really big dick"

>>72418316
Let the doggo in

>>72418308
>D-do you have her number?

Lol, of course not. I met her once, we talked a little bit, I'm not good-looking enough to even ask for her number.

>>72418316
Put some superglue in the hole.

my c key is broken

some fatass gave me the finger and then tried to sideswip me on the interstate but i dodged him

he got off the next exit the coward

>>72418402
You could still get the number through mutual friends.

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>>72418347
n o e x c u s e s
NO ONE BEATS ME

>>72418402
you could always try right huh???
what happend to the just be yourself motto??

>>72418451
The first time in my life I ever drove I gave some gringo fucker the finger lmao. I was 14, driving a Mustang down I-95 at like 90 mph

>>72418316
what does he want that's in your yard?

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>mfw masturbating after an 8 hour arm workout

>>72418479
thats really impolite

>>72418479
wish you woulda died

>>72393790
>17 hours

Fucking hell...

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>>72418476
*beats u*

>>72418316
give him the bone, he'll leave you alone

>>72393813
>>72393790
Anzu is still better, faggots

>>72418850
accurate post

>>72418476
>be yourself

I'm a half-black ugly as fuck shitskin who's only 6'0". A cute white girl like Emily would have no interest in me, only reason I even got to talk to her is because my cute white cousin briefly had some minor importance in LA.

>>72418670
>wish you woulda died

Yeah, me too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpyWWF5DMzM

>>72418505
He wants on my trampoline. They can buy thier own fucking trampoline if he wants one so bad
>>72418425
We already put a piece of wood over the last hole he dug
>>72418395
No he fucking he tears everything up
>>72418790
Fuck that

>>72418850
Anzu is unironically gross. I'm no prize myself, but Anzu literally has anorexia, and it's very easy to see that. She probably has all sorts of mental issues as well, I really feel bad for her because she's trying to be a degenerate cosplayer in Turkey, where the government and people are becoming more Islamic every day.

>>72418975
delete this post swiftly

>>72393813
This reminds me of that time my sister wanted to have practice sex to prepare for her date. She came home after school one day all flustered and said that her crush would only date her if they had sex after dinner. Mind you she was 16 and this dude was 19 while I myself was 11.She told me to put on a suit light up some candles on the dinner table and microwave a TV dinner. I didn't have a suit so I put on my dad's which was oversized even if I was pretty big for my age and did as she asked. I love my sister so I didn't question much but when she wanted to practice kissing after eating I got a little nervous so I backed out a little. We ended up doing that thing the dogs did in Lady & the Tramp which made it a little less awkward My sister had never had sex before and obviously neither had I. She had no real formal sex education but had seen a porno flick after sneaking into the theater last year. I'm guessing that's where her knowledge came from because she had some pretty detailed requests asking me to take off her bra and rub her breast and in turn she would take off my pants and poke my weiner. We went to her bedroom and she gently tied me to the frame with her bra and took off her underwear. I didn't know what was going on and I didn't have any real sexual attraction to my sister but I got a slight chubby and she got on top of me and slid it in her vagina. She told me that she'd do all the work because I didn't know how and kinda started jumping up and down on my semi. This scared my penis a bit so it became flaccid and she was tired from all the movement so she kinda just laid on top of me with my penis in her for about thirty minutes before she told me to release. I thought she meant pee because I didn't know how to ejaculate yet so I peed inside her and then she cancelled her date because she thought sex was gros. The dude ended up having herpes so it was for the best. But in all seriousness, we can't let this guy get his hands on the nuclear codes

>>72393836
good post

>>72418975
He's slim, not anorexic. Also he is a fucking faggot weaboo, that's why he's so hot

>>72419066
Ok.

>>72419197
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS THIS GIRL IS 17

>>72419167
>he

Anzu is a girl though

>>72418973
>He wants on my trampoline. They can buy thier own fucking trampoline if he wants one so bad
how does he know? has he got on it before?

or can he just tell it's going to be fun?

>>72419244
Kek.

>>72419066
Same lol

>>72419253
He's been on it before. The neighbors don't play with him

>>72419244
Ayyyyyy sure sure....

western civilization in a nutshell

Greeks: Wow so good!
>falls to Romans

Romans: Wow so good!
>falls to HRE

HRE: Wow so good!
>falls to France

France: Wow so good!
>falls to itself

United States: Wow so good!
>falls to mexicans, 3rd world brown people

Are you guys starting to get the hint yet?

>>72419375
i know you want some (You)s

>>72419375
That it's time to invade Canada?

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>tfw inflamed urethra

One of the most uncomfortable feels buds

>>72419375
>Amerifats thinknthe shitstained states of lardmerica is on par with ancient greece, rome, hre or french kingdom

Top delusion

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*grabs your leg*

>>72419497
you're right it's much much more powerful and is in fact the most powerful nation of all time

>>72419497
>Americums think that any western civilization stands up to the ancient Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Arab kingdoms

top kek

>>72419497
*blocks ur shipping lanes*
Heh

>>72419543

DE NORFEN BRUDERS

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>>72419544
>>72419551
>>72419576
>I am indeed American.

>images.jpg (8 KB, 259x194)

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>yeah I hate america

>>72419824
I pay 40€ for a 7mb connection, but feel proud for making fun of the poors and less fortunate ones. You're the man...

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mmmm

emma watson nudes

hmmmm

Business idea: filter Reddit to 4chan and Redditor to Anonymous

I hate America

>>72420054
We could use more wordfilters, they're fun.

would you rather be a manlet or ugly

>>72418890
>only 6'0"
what do you mean by this

>>72419905
Third worlder comes to talk shit and expects sympathy in return, typical

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>tfw roommate is having sex with his gf audibly

>>72420769
>getting cucked by ur roomie

LOL

>>72420769
take a video

>>72420630
>what do you mean by this

I mean that I'm average height. Not tall enough to make up for my ugly face. 6'0" is right in the middle.

Looked at my penis in the mirror today and realized I have a pretty big dick

>>72420915
you're probably average that thinks he is ugly, besides 6'0 is just a height where every girl will call you tall no matter what

just be yourself my friend :)

Heyllo

>>72421114
>>72421114
>>72421114
>>72421114
New