/brit/

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/balt/

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>tfw very wise but not very smart

women need attention just as much as they need oxygen and food and water

there's your answer for everything

ASnieme

russian music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSPAPOUU0U

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The goal

good morning? more like good coffee!!!

Can't we all just get along?

I mean, the people in this thread, not generally irl.

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so weird seeing orbiters from the other side of things

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>IMAJUN MAI COCK

>>72387503

type of bitch to stab you after./during sex Gone Girl style

>unironic royalists on /brit/

Not very happy

>>72387594
you're fast becoming one of my favourite posters tbqh

anyone remember the cuckio meme

I've recently done some very regrettable things (nothing shady or illegal mind) but was inebriated on a cocktail of things at the time and feel like I had no ability to control myself.

Would never have done these things sober, or even if I was only moderately fucked.

Does this absolve me of responsibility at all?

>>72387581
State of that knacker shitbox

That's what jaunty, a middle aged unemployed knacker from west Belfast with a receding hairline would be taking to the car meet in tesco car park of a Thursday night

man of constant sorrow on BBC radio 2

what
a
chaboon

>>72387585
if you're cool, I'm cool

>>72387628
You sound angry. Did you get raped by a mitsubishi exec as a child?

>>72387622
are you a girl

if yes, yes
if no, no.

did you suck a dick or something

>>72387622
nope. What did you do? I do that shit every time i'm drunk because i stop caring, doesn't mean i suddenly am unable to decide what i am saying or doing

got a higher than expected mark on the ol midterm

>>72387636
i spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool

incidentally, is carlito dead yet? seems like every professional wrestler who was alive 10 years ago is dead now

>>72387622
>Does this absolve me of responsibility at all?
partially, but you still opted to get drunk in the first place

>>72387577
Complete shit lad

try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT34FElXVHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FqxdbV-wXU

>>72387609
Got a little spike of dopamine from that m8

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sick of .living this way

>>72387672
No but the knackers used to diff one about my estate at night

I'm cool
like a fool
in a swimming pool

>>72387705
show arsehole

>>72387686
idk la, name rings a bell but can't even picture the guy

>>72387622
Always behave myself (so I'm told anyway) when I'm out of it on drink or drugs or both.

It's quite reassuring to know.

unironically rate azealia banks
very talented artist

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ah yes American uni professors

>>72387705
Is that an empty packet of tayto salt and vinegar?

>>72387673
no

I cheated

>>72387679
you've never been drunk-drunk then. Also note 'cocktail of things'.

>>72387689
Does that mean I have an issue with booze if I decide to drink I run the risk of losing control of myself?

>>72387732
try xannies and alcohol...baka.

why do all my mates have really really hot sisters?

>people mention russian music
>not talking about russkaja

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVWfqOSdzs4

>>72387593
>plz.

why do you both type like cringe retards?

>Question Time from Butlins Resort

lel

>>72387755
Obviously fake you fucking mong

>>72387686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKTrQWRSqL8

>>72387760
>Does that mean I have an issue with booze if I decide to drink I run the risk of losing control of myself?
yes

my dad used to have a major crack problem when he was drunk

when he was sober he was fine and had no urge for crack

>>72387760
>no
>
>I cheated


no biggie
just forget about it/stop feeling guilty

Ran out of cigarettes and baccy and having to roll with fucking cigarillos that we normally keep for blunts

lungs will not be happy in the morning

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opinion on women? do you actually dislike them?

The Muslim/Marxist Irish poster from 2015 is back lads

>>72387794

>>72387760
>xannies and alcohol

wew, no thanks

>>72387810
prefer not to say

>>72387810
only sometimes

>>72387756
>flag
>tayto
Every now and then I read a post in the accent of the flag it's posted with. This is one of those times.

hello /brit/ friends good evening

>>72387794
I screencapped those myself

damnit
I'm hungry

and my mum bought some of those dinner rolls from costco which are really fucking delicious

>>72387760
>xannies and alcohol

so fun. shame you black everything out and cant remember how fun it really was

always really social on it though and wake up with like 2-3 different girls numbers. usually are munters, but still the fact that im putting myself out there feels nice

>>72387810
I don't dislike anyone really.

>>72387810
the whole "I'm trapped in a suburban house i can't afford, with a wife I don't love, and a child who I'm not even sure is mine" life is not for me

>>72387850
fuck off

>>72387810
nah

people date runts and cunts then act surprised when they act in their nature

>White race

no such thing!

>>72387694
this is so unorganic though, it's just straight from america
also quite like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8AIDvaaOVM (music starts about half way through)
>>72387760
>you've never been drunk-drunk then. Also note 'cocktail of things'.
yes i have and ive done some pretty humiliating stuff but i've never been fucking posessed lad. You are always in control of your actions, being drunk just lowers your inhibitions
What happened was you met someone and thought "oh yeah might as well fuck her fuck it" whereas if you were sober you would've thought "nah probably shouldnt". What did not happen is you thinking "nah i probably shouldn't but oh wait my penis is inside her"

Lots of weird Irish people in London

>>72387872
what if you get a good job, and find a wife that you do love?

that actually happens for loads of people

>>72387810
im asexual

>>72387850
post funk carioca

>>72387755
(((maher)))

>>72387867
its pretty dangerous

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who here /This Week/

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>>72387705
ayyyyy

>>72387810
Sometimes, i generally think less of them though they are sometimes quite attractive

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>72387810
like their fannies, that's about it

I like vodka because it gets me really drunk
and my brain just stops recording things

then you can ask your friends the day after what you did

>>72387917
haha fuck I didn't even realise that

not a virgin not ngl

>>72387872
>>72387810
Fucking hell I hope you idiots are joking, you don't really look at life this way? Fucking hell you emotionally stunted individuals actually talk to a woman, be presentable and stop being a fucking autistic spastic. Before you make excuses that you're not ugly, autistic or a spastic don't even because I KNOW you are.

>>72387905
shant be doing the wife, job and kids thing sorry lad

ethiopialad>icelad

yeah that's right i said it

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TOOT

>>72387898
the problem is, mixing benzos and alcohol leaves you forgetting everything, a literal blackout...so i feel like I never made a conscious choice. Hope I didn't.

>>72387932
hello mexican poster

>>72387810
what makes me the most sad about this post is that she was still trying to justify herself, like she can't just accept she did something wrong

>>72387972
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>72387961
alri roastie

>>72387885
hello

>>72387913
i dont like it sorry

>>72387964
Iceland died in a carcrash

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>2017
>getting married

>>72387961
literally no problems with women lad but you're mad if you think I'm getting married

such a spooked ritual

question: does the mexican have autism?

The fat smelly shitskin who eats burritos and lives with his mum is here

>>72387810
Only when my willy is in their fannies, otherwise they're tolerable.

>>72387961
my post was a question. ive had a gf that i definitely loved

we broke up but not bitter about it. 5 years of happiness together. i just like sparking the discussion and that reddit cuckold picture is funny

>>72388017
better question
does any Mexican not have autism?

>>72388011
alri stirner

>>72388011
Yeah yeah whatever. I have yet to see a marriage where the father doesn't know if the child is his with a loathful wife. Parents argue. Partners argue. You're an eeejyt.

>>72388000
oh

:-)

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>>72387994
ajskajskajskajsksk le absolute madman lulz

>yes never get married, never have kids never contribute
>just play video games and smoke some dank bud, mate just do whatever you want haha
>VR porn exists now, you heard of it? Now i never even need to leave my house haha

>>72388009
brendan always reminds me of tim

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>shitskin

>>72388009
sucks how getting older exacerbates your worst facial features

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ToooooooooooooooooooT

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*prints, puts in a black frame with a thick white border and hangs on wall*

ahhh the middle class life

>>72388000
wait he didn't actually did he?
I was speaking to him the other day
i hope he didnt

>>72388086
I know, this is probably the mindset of these spazmoids

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>>72388076

toot poster posted toot hahnahjkaja

>>72388086
white people are dying out because they're too smart to fall for the family meme

>suburban life
shant be doing that

>>72388106
Doesn't always work like that.

I'm looking better and better as I get older.

>>72388039
nothing wrong with living with your mum in this housing market m8

Radical Centrism.

>>72388122
i find myself in agreement with an irish flag all the time here and im convinced it's one person

>>72388148
this

plus my mum doesn't charge much rent

>>72388148
we laugh at you in america if you're out of uni for a year and still living with the 'rents

hahhahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9xCEBl06R8

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WTF

>>72388117
I've got an old OS map of my local area on the wall of my front room.

is war and peace worth reading
or is just one of those 2smrt4u books

ran out of books

>>72388140
alri gramps don't worry i won't try and pop your bubble of denial

Ah yes, losing most of my earnings to the government isn't enough, let's almost lose half of what I managed to save (plus tip) to the wife too haha

>>72388129
Or because white people are becoming increasingly autistic

We used to be so social and never had these issues

>>72388193
books are boring

>>72388129
more like the economic, law and social conditioning of those that rule this world have made it difficult to justify having children

>>72388170
It is. All the other Irish are complete spastics.

>>72388193
Anna Karenina is lad, one of the best books I've ever read. Haven't read War and Peace tho

>>72388177
well that's a dumb stigma that needs to be put to bed alongside circumcision

>>72388211
>autism

autism is caused by the mother not getting enough sunlight while pregnant

>>72388188
ahh yes the estate agent life

>>72388212
mate i've been reading these books which are s1ck

more stuck up literature people might not like them, but imo they aren't exactly pleb-tier either

read a thousand pages in a week because i couldn't put them down

>>72388184
Obviously fake u mong

>you legally have to pass an english test to drive an uber in london

good lads. uber tried fighting it

Can hear the neighbours having sex. They've been going for an hour and I'm trying to watch the telly.

>>72388193
It's alright.

You'll want to make notes on the names though to keep up with what's going on.

what does noel fielding know about baking?

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AJSKAJSKAJSKAJSKAJSK

>>72388272
wink wink

>>72388220
I'm the one he's in agreement with

The majority of British flegs are worse than leafs

sex usually lasts about 3-4 hours

>>72388238
ok will look into it
is the protag a woman

>>72388268
felt like that on the last one I read
was a historical fiction on the wars of the roses was like 10 richards and henrys and half the time they get referred to be their lord title e.g. warwick/york and in other instances by name

got a bit confusing sometimes

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>>72387810
>tfw Vincent Vega was right

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-39166746

>Currently, almost three million people in Somalia face food insecurity.

Oh no, what a shame

Take a look at this fucking mong.

>>72388294

>>72388296
This.
Migration is just reparations for colonialism.

>>72388319
no it doesn't

that's just normies being dumb

now digimon and toot poster are here hahaahahaha

any of you filthy bogtrotting taig bastards able to reccomend any dance remixes of irish songs?

lads BBC radio 2 is so frggin baller

>>72388322
It's a lot worse in Russian because of the bizarre naming conventions.

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love women desu

>>72388337
>equating migration with colonialism
>implying migration is a bad thing

umm migration is good sweetie

I am that Romanian.

>>72388319
one of my flatmates claims that he fucks for about 3 hours but i've literally heard him have sex and it's about 10 minutes at most
dunno how he thinks 3 hours would even be good

>>72388296
our conquest was good

we are in no way obligated to take in millions of incompatible third worlders who will always hate us because we're superior and proved it by conquering their countries

>>72388367
Here babe

https://youtu.be/UM9eObfOWq4

>>72388389
normies just include the foreplay and cuddling in the sex time because they're fucktards

72388402
PIRATE SCUMBAG

>>72388337
I genuinely believe most countries we colonised were made better for the experience and that shows even today

especially when compared with french and spanish colonies

not saying ex-colonised should be grateful, just think its worth mentioning

>>72388387
the gay lad?
how's it going

>>72388372
would very much like to slap that bum

>>72388335
wow we all need to bring them into our countries now

>>72388296
The people who live here currently weren't the ones doing the colonising though or they wouldn't still be in Britain

>>72388307
Of course.

>>72388322
Anna Karenina has two main characters and stories, one of the titular female and the other of a lad called Levin who is looking for a gf

>>72388402
>because we're superior and proved it by conquering their countries
uumm no that proves nothing sweetie xx

>>72388432
>I genuinely believe most countries we colonised were made better for the experience and that shows even today

Complete Shite

DIGIMON WILL TEACH YOU

>>72388432
I don't care if they're grateful or not

Our only mistake was not colonising more of the world

>>72388340
delete this

'ching 'n 'ime

>>72388389
sometimes it takes me ages to cum for whatever reason and can honestly say at around 40mins+ most girls vaginas start hurting and they wana stop

also sometimes nearly blow it after loike 6 pumps what am I like aha

A film has an average of 144,000 frames.
Each frame is a picture.
A picture "paints a thousand words."
Therefore the average film has 144,000,000 words.
The average book has about 50,000 words
Therefore a film is worth 2,880 books.

>>72388432
Quebec is the best part of Canada and is the only real French settler colony

>>72388177
we laugh at you in Australia

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*walks towards you*

absolutely gagging for a bumming lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1vNtmh1SqU
extremely bad music but i extremely want to have sex with this woman

Current issues facing millennials in this country:

Huges debts if they pursue higher education
No guarantee of any job, massive unemployment rates
Unable to own a property, will only be able to rent at unaffordable prices
Will be unlikely to ever retire
Will be unlikely to have children
Will be unlikely to ever marry or indeed have a serious relationship - adult virginity rates are rising fast among men


How many of these sound familiar to you lads?

>when you find out that an artist you like released new music on the sly
thank you based felix laband

>>72388463
Well you would say that you insignificant runt. Literally still a US colony. Sad! You lost. British Empire did nothing wrong. Get over it.

>>72388296
Was it only half? I thought it was more.

Oh well.

>>72388416
that is actually exactly the sort of thing I'm looking for, it kills me to type it but thank you.

>>72388498
we dont event think about you here mate

>>72388465
hong kong is better than mainland china

many such cases

>>72388489
yeah had the same happen to me on my first time, i got nervous i couldnt cum for like two hours and by the end i think we were both just going out of duty, the vagina can only produce lubrication for so long

>>72388520
You'll get a sly clip on the ear now in a minute goodman

>>72388508
all me

>>72388463
>completely dominate and conquer a country
>"that doesn't mean you are stronger"

Go be a retard somewhere else

>>72388500
shes so average

could walk through town tomorrow and literally see 100+ girls better looking and with better assets

>>72388500
>mole on wrist

2/10 would not bang

Wish I could just get drunk every day.

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>>72388434
I'm alright, thanks, you?
Read Midnighter on my days that I also got ibu, parac, aspirin and everything else.

>>72388531
thats just cos it's a city and an entrepot
don't be a spong

>>72388508
>Will be unlikely to have children
>Will be unlikely to ever marry

only these two

>>72388502
can i come round?

>>72388531
>Places that had less colonial influence are better

Really makes you think.

>>72388526
Why would it kill you to type that

Get over yourself you eejyt

Shite tune too

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CHINA IS COLONIZED BY PIRATES AS WELL

>>72388573
Lol no, this is Britain we are talking about

>>72388500
do you have a link to the images? they appear to have been deleted from all sites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJPjSaOcVwg
bit of a choon this one

>>72388458
don't forget levin's search for meaning

a true /brit/ lad

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wagwan lads not usually up at this hour

>>72388573
she's got a great arse t b h

>>72388613
m8 idk about you but I see loads of gorgeous girls all the time

the only reason third worlders hate colonialism and imperialism is because they're losers

if africans had conquered the world (lol) you think they'd be complaining?

>>72388625
NEED a turtleneck wearing aussie bf

>>72388625
Nice selfie you fucking dullard

>>72388625
you look alri in this picture manlet

>>72388625
lol nice earring gaylord

>>72388625
you gay?

>>72388623
true, true

strangely enjoyed those levin chapters where he's just blathering about hay and grass for pages and pages

>>72388573
yeah no you couldn't you lying mong

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>the only reason third worlders hate colonialism and imperialism is because they're losers

>if africans had conquered the world (lol) you think they'd be complaining?

>>72388633
again I could go out tomorrow and most the girls jogging in their skin-tight spandex running pants or w/e they are have better arses

loads of girls in the tight jeans too

>>72388652
really curious to see how the chinese quasi-colonisation of africa pans out

((((72388652))))

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Unironically the so-called goal.

>>72388616
Nah, if you look on /b/ or /to/ you'll probably find them

>>72388594
What? Hong Kong has always been a colony whereas China hasn't and is a shithole

Hello Rasheed

imagine being so insecure you post selfies in /brit/ for attention

>>72388680
I ABSOLUTELY could

>>72388522
>Well you would say that you insignificant runt. Literally still a US colony
so? not an argument
>Sad!
>>>/r/The_Donald
>>72388571
>>"that doesn't mean you are stronger"
it literally means you were lucky and resourceful. And stronger != superior retard. Rats have better immune systems than humans. That doesn't make them superior.

china has been colonized by pirate scumbags since the opium wars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ713cKuT18

mexican runtANO

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489250861356.webm

>>72388676
no
>>72388711
don't have any other outlets

>>72388702
>He doesn't know about imperialism in China

stay ignorant

>>72388520
Only found out about the latest Prodigy album a week ago. Very pleasant surprise.

You "lads" are the type to change your cover photo on Facebook to a picture of Pepe and have your nan like it and comment "LOL - Whacky cartoon Jamie" while people laugh at you behind your back for being an unashamedly autistic wanker

What now? Are you going to call me a le POTATONIG? Potato famine xDXX

>>72388625
you're actually really handsome
quite jealous

Feeling a bit crazy lads. Might even post my face and anus in the same picture.

in reddit...........things...........happen

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>>72388697
absolutely need one of these

nippy little fucker

>>72388625
Post turtleneck again.

what happens there?

>>72388683
>>72388690
stay mad boys

>>72388684
hopefully lots of settling

send 100 million Chinese to Africa

would be a huge improvement

>>72388758
haha yeah
*turns around to speak to someone else at the bus stop so this mentally ill homeless man will stop bothering me*

>>72388758
please don't use my name in your posts

I got five on it

>>72388697
Mate had a Honda. Reliable and pretty agile.

>>72388723
Superior means better, UK conquered countries because the UK had superior technology, army, navy etc

>>72388573
i'd say she's below average tb.h

>>72388758
I can rely on behalf of everyone else here to confirm that this is 100% accurate.

>>72388723
>so? not an argument
it means your territory is weak and is rightfully subjugated

enslave puerto ricans

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>>72388697
GOOD post

>>72388723
rats are superior to humans in many way

just not overall

>>72388758
I don't have a cover photo

want to play my PS4 but my housemate is playing MGS5
it's her birthday so I won't kick her off

>>72388814
this ones for you autistic wank, keep talking about muh superiority but we all know a mild gust of wind would fold you in half you fucking weak bastard you need sparked out
>>72388758

>>72388863
S-sorry

>>72388625
>>72388625
>>72388625
>>72388625
gayest fucking earring ive ever seen

how can you possibly say you arent bent?

>"The New Colossus" is a sonnet that American poet Emma Lazarus (1849–1887) wrote in 1883 to raise money for the construction of the pedestal of the Statue of Liberty.[2] In 1903, the poem was engraved on a bronze plaque and mounted inside the pedestal's lower level.

>Lazarus was born into a large Sephardic-Ashkenazi Jewish family, the fourth of seven children of Moses Lazarus and Esther Nathan.

>>72388679
levin's story was unreal desu enjoyed every part of it

fuck yall

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>>72388862
pics of her NOW

>tfw no MGS gf

>>72388863
not him but reckon I could spark you clean

scratch that I know I could

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>>72388777
Literally just a CRX in real life.

cost of living in ireland is mental considering how shite it is here

UNA VELA

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>>72388913

>>72388904
If you say so little Jamie, have you uploaded any green cartoon frogs to social media as of late?

>>72388813
Exactly. Wouldn't even care if I had to drop 5k on one with 100,000+ miles on't clock.

Still can't find a mk3 anywhere.

grandson just posted a wacky cartoon on facebook lol, he's a good boy :) x

>>72388910
Europe in general is so dire
I don't see the appeal

shouthout to all those slags who wear ugg boots, yoga pants and have an iphone permanently in their hand

>>72388758
>Having Facebook
Fuck off Padraig

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>>72388974

Fags, lager, pot noodle and crisps for dinner
Almost feel like a down n out loser lol
Why are walkers so shit? Honestly wish I'd got wotsits now

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Good day on the river today

>>72388996
You can't have fags for dinner

>>72388974
shut up you fucking yank, industrial sized walmarts are not culture

europe is beautiful, just not ireland or most parts of Britain

>>72388996
wotsits and twiglets are the pengest crisps

>>72388758
Don't care.

st. patrick's day today and i unironically don't own any green clothing

A CANDDLE

>>72389003
Ahaha looks like something out of deliverance

Did you get raped and squeal like a pig?

>>72389017
Ireland is beautiful fucking traitor

>>72388956
don't use social media

>>72389003
did you get raped by rednecks?

>>72389003
Surely you didn't take that?

>>72389010
Watch me bellend

>>72389022
Not had twiglets in time, can't remember what they even taste like now - marmite, right?

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tfw no A V G qt 3.14 K gf

On my way down from Enfield service station

think y'all'dve stopped posting here if you had a gf

hate yanks and their giant ugly newbuild houses

i ironically own two green shirts
fuckin jokes lmao

>st patricks day
ahh yes cheap parades and american tourists

>>72389058
This has led me to conclude you are indeed an autistic frail little virgin spasmoid, couldn't box eggs ya fucking gowl

>>72388910
used to watch a 3d animated show about a pig, a duck, and a cow in ireland just fucking around doing kid stuff (forgot the name) and it seemed so idyllic

https://twitter.com/BlackAutonomist/status/842131748754452481

dindus, leftists and leftist dindus are so amusing

>y'all'dve
what the fuck is that, it's "you'd've" you yank twat

>>72388758
I don't have any photos on facebook

>>72389090
Could HEEM you into dust you miserable little wretch

>>72389017
Didn't say anything about "culture"
Frankly Europe is just dead and not a great place to live
It has a lot of old cultural baggage but I don't care about that at all.

I doubt you ever interact with any of that high culture anyways, I at least visit the theatre and opera when something I like is playing.

Idiots here think Europe is some magical place where they will have some kind of racial "awakening" if they visit, but in reality it's incredibly artificial or otherwise just dreary.

wait, i found a shirt that's sort of olive green but would probably look brown in certain lighting but still technically green, that counts right?

>>72387810
I dont hate women but I hate a lot more women than men

post simpsons memes

Get your ankles broke while doin' your two-step
Leave a "Thank you!" note for the crutches the Wu left
Proactive rap, you know they put drug in the cream
You hallucinate, see Kanye in your dream
And yo, I don't smoke dust, I dust off Smokey and the Bandits
With the brush stroke off the canvas
I walk on your gators and lizards
Raise the lynx that was killed for your minks, you be rockin' in blizzards
Wanna be cock 'til you walk the D-Block
To get a transfer, I'll spread your wings like peacocks

>>72389087
No one flies to ireland for st paddy's from america

they were probably already there. We already have annoyingly big celebrations here for it

What are you all so angry about you daft twats?

>>72389108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERKKp3HJJe4

Stalinists should be shot

>>72389090
nah got lots of mates who I see all the time
don't need that SHITE in my life because I'm not weak enough to need that kind of validation

my uppercuts would lift you off your little toes princess

Might move to Ireland lands, basically the English countryside

White
Less taxes
Better HDI
people have more money
Not overcrowded
Actually has a positive future

simpsons memes

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>>72389074
I took it earlier
Lots of other pics
>>72389048
No but I saw lots of animals

>>72389108
imagine actually caring what these people have to say

New again:

>>72388279
>>72388279

>>72389161
well good luck, historically stalinists and jews take over and shoot everyone

>>72388060
hes right idiot
theres literally no point in getting married these days.

>>72389078
go see can you get some food?

>>72389123
it means you all would have. pretty normal talk round the dirty south

memitos

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>>72389003
Louisiana? Looks like where they filmed Southern Comfort. Great film, that. Fantastic soundtrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FrrSlQoxo

>>72389108
>982 followers
>53k tweets
embarrassing

>>72389138
can't imagine living somewhere with no old buildings and no history though

>>72389160
The usual Irishman is spurring them all on.

>>72389167
Cringe at the state of this post, your pathetically unintimidating tryhard demeanour and life in general

Not to mention this is a blatant virgin post

>>72389206
really? cant imagine giving a shit that some bloke died in my shitty tiny crumbling building 200 years ago

would much rather not have history and actually have affordable decent sized homes and property

>Brad from Indiana would prefer his Indiana suburb to Paris

>>72389260
it just looks nice innit, adds character/soul