Insane in the membrane edition
https://youtu.be/RijB8wnJCN0
>>72385087
JANNY
delete this
No Politics or Religion Discussion, Please
When I am in public, I observe rorkes and wait for them to misbehave, so I have a reason to beat them up.
>>72385143
mulsims
swift, brutal reminder that ghost in the shell (1995) is one of the best films ever made
Can someone please educate me on black Israelites? I'm not very literate in biblical history pre Christ so I find this confusing. Why do they believe so thoroughly they are gods chosen people and the real descendants of Israel? Why do they think whites are evil and inferior? What do they think of Hispanics, native Americans and Asians? Why do they call white people Edomites?
>>72385087
orange is the new black
goals
what about all that politics and religion lads
remember when NATO killed Gaddafi and then Libya effectively ceased to exist as a state and collapsed into a dozens different jihadist rebels fighting over scraps of sand
fuck me, I just FC'd deliver us
that's never going to happen again
>>72385206
yeah haha
>>72385055
Nah should be out soon though, looks shite.
>>72385105
Should read more about it if it went over your head a bit, I'm an anime nonce so I've watched the TV show as well, a lot of people say it's shit in comparison to the film but that's not saying a lot because the film is great, would recommend if you want more.
neo-thatcherism is the new vapourwave
>>72385206
ummmm i think you mean when libya was liberated from a brutal regime by hillary "khaleesi" clinton?
>>72385194
true
>>72385171
There was some nice art in it but I found it very disappointing desu
Same with Akira
Alri?
Been thinking this morning (as it is morning here) and have triangulated the directions Poleaboo's story could go. Here are some potential future storylines, in no real order:
>Prison Arc (written in a diary)
>Sectioned Arc (presumably very brief)
>Credit Card Debt Arc
>Homeless Arc
>Syria Arc
>Esports Arc
>Arranged Marriage Arc
>Paypig Arc
>Allahu Arcbar (explosive finale)
>Obituary Arc (all in comically broken English written by his father)
Reposting because I don't think I gave him enough attention
>>72385206
good lol
cleanse the middle east and north africa
hi /brit/ how are you doing today
>>72385194
I'm frankly astonished by how convincingly boys can be girls in anime. Why can't they achieve the same results in Real Life?
>>72385194
Why does this girl(male) keep getting posted so often today in particular
https://www.reddit.com/r/DebateAltRight/comments/5z62s5/why_dont_holocaust_deniers_ever_question_the/
>>72385206
>mfw taking the hypernormalisation pill
THESE PIGS WANNA BLOW MY HOUSE DOWN
AND UNDERGROUND, TO THE NEXT TOWN
THEY GET MAD WHEN THEY COME TO RAID MY PAD AND IM UP IN THE NINE DEUCE CAD
>>72385206
Actually it's spelled Quddaff'i
>>72385254
what about it disappointed you? the plot structure is a bit odd to get used to at first
>>72385065
>being from a post-industrial economically depressed city in the north
>be a thatcherite
ah yes
>>72385307
Why can't you discuss anything other than politics??
>>72385087
>>72385178
>>72385206
>>72385254
>c*th*lics posting in /brit/
OUT THE WINDOW WITH YE
>>72385307
shan't
killing myself now. bye lads.
Potentially going to lose my job if they don't renew my contract.
Starting to understand what this depression lark is all about
>>72385307
>leftycuck post
>link to reddit
>>72385382
don't die a virgin!
>>72385254
I agree with you on both films
And Jin-Roh
And Redline
All well-animated but nowhere near masterpieces, and even their animation doesn't compare to something like Robot Carnival for me
I cannot wait to become inebriated and engage in sectarian activity tomorrow on the day of Saint Patrick
UNDER MY ARM-BURRELLA EHH EHH EHH EHH
>>72385256
>>Paypig Arc
kek
where do I go to meet all the intellectual women?
>>72385432
I liked Redline but it's pretty much like an animated version of one of those absurd Transformers films desu.
Catholicism is the only acceptable form of Christianity. Don't see how people can follow CoE knowing full well it was started by a bloke who just wanted to divorce his wife and get some fresh pussy. Hardly the word of God now is it.
>>72385461
Weatherspoon's
>>72385461
All women are intellectual, checkmate!
>>72385461
>wanting to meet feminists
>>72385349
>>72385511
*grabs fedora*
*sits it comfortably on my balding head*
Actually, the smarter they are, the more they reject feminism
*crouched down into a defensive stance, reaching for my katana*
>>72385493
how do you know about spooners mate
>>72385453
There will definitely be a Suicide Arc after the call centre arc wraps and we enter into the Credit Card Debt arc.
>>72385511
alri gamergate virgin
Infuriating how you can't know whether a girl on tinder wants a long chat or a quick chat. If you pick the wrong one they're just going to fuck off and that's your chance gone.
When will we move on to a better platform than tinder
morning lads
who /cool/ here?
Lads I'm not being funny it's been nearly 2 years since I stopped browsing /Brit/. Last I heard poleaboo was handing out passwords to his blog and he was working at a summer fair in Scotland. Think he pissed himself and that's the last I heard.
Is there a general update someone can fill me in on or a new blog?
>>72385563
>>72385256
he'll end up in a house share closer to his work with some other people
and at least one of them will be a girl
and he'll do something stupid
and he'll get arrested again
and then maybe that time he'll get sent down
>>72385560
It's my local. I'm from Reallyfarsouthchester.
>>72385529
Why Gaddafi?
>>72385593
Business idea: tinder but instead of being implicitly about shagging if you swipe on someone it's explicitly known you want to shag them
>>72385379
that site is so extremely far left that i shan't either
>>72385676
im going to ask your mum a question when your dad is standing next to her.
>>72385688
he supplied the ira with weapons to piss of the british
he was le epic troll
Business idea: swiping app called swiper where you swipe and feel very swipey
>when you realise that you're a shit person
>>72385493
It's spelt Wetherspoons you absolute fucking mong. Didn't you go to school? I'm literally shaking at how fucking ignorant you are.
>>72385688
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provisional_Irish_Republican_Army_arms_importation#Libyan_arms
>>72385688
Provided the IRA with tonnes of explosives, munitions, AA weaponry and firearms
business idea: tinder for autists
bonus business idea: tinder for dogs
>>72385688
he was a great friend of the IRA and gave us shitloads of weapons and explosives
been awake for 0.4 milliseconds and already ate 7,000,000,000 calories
>>72385706
>far left
hello 2012
Really need to get me a gf desu
All the lads are doing it
>>72385740
didnt need to type 'that'. in fact, most 'that's are unnecessary. try leaving them out next time. its more efficient and its better English
>>72385770
Don't ever fucking post on /brit/ again
I find intelligence more attractive than natural beauty
>>72385807
>>72385805
You stupid fucking cunt.
Going for a hunt
i wish i was Mediterranean so badly lads
i would give anything
*takes you out*
>>72385835
bit rude
>>72385405
>leftycuck
?
read it
>>72385832
her tits are actually pretty shit when revealed
my sister tried to get me to watch the ghost in the shell anime about 10 years ago and i told her to fuck right off, now i've missed my chance to be an elitist about the film
>>72385832
looks thicc here but realistically I know she's not
must just have large chebs
i have literally won province wide poetry competitions
an artist is your midst
>>72385864
>>72385864
>>>/lookism.net/
the cheese hamlet tho
>>72385791
it's always been an SJW base of operation but it's gotten real bad since brexit and trump happened
they're losing their collective minds
*neutralises the threat*
>>72385864
Same, wish I was Greek tbqh they are the master race, good looking, creative, smart and they know how to live and eat
Fuck dis gay earth
>>72385700
But that IS tinder, you can't control people's intent though
>>72385868
You earned it.
got diamonds on the soles of my shoes
>>72385904
the right is growing on there too
r/the_donald dominates the site now
>>72385893
fucked it
>>72385688
A great man who was right about everything.
Deserves a posthumous apology from NATO.
>>72385700
girls wouldnt go on that
>>72385893
Ahh yes the Connacht Disabled Artist's Competition very impressive
GCHQ have been naughty boys
goodnight lads going to bed see you tomorrow unless I die in my sleep haha hope not or do I haha we'll see
>>72385919
I wouldn't say no to a Greek gf desu.
>>72385947
>right about everything
kill yourself if you actually believe this
>Tfw drank so much coffee last night I still feel energetic a little but I want to sleep
Feel kind of tempted to do a day number two without no sleep
cringe so hard every time I hear men refer to women as "bird"
>>72385936
that sub is the weirdest place. it's full of facebook memes that only your racist granda would laugh at and everyone there types like a 60 year old despite being underage
>>72385742
>Spelt
Hmm, well now what do we have here - a real intellectual and wordsmith to boot!
Seriously though what happened to Gaddafi was an outrageous crime
Libya was a thousand times better under his regime and the country was actually doing well, now it's a war torn shithole, a piece of spoiled meat tossed between irate jihadist dogs to tear apart
>>72385936
it's their own fault
Coconut water is fucking vile
can someone write me a poem about /brit/ please
Babestation is the most grim fucking pile of shit I can possibly think of
Ugly worn out 5/10s with ugly fake tits and shit makeup lying on a bed shaking a phone from 2003 in their hands whilst speaking in some ugly chav Essex accent
>>72386038
/brit/?
more like /shit/
>>72385980
jesus christ are you a literal child
just had a coffee and i'm gong to go to sleep in about an hour
>>72386038
Poo poo bum pee :))
>>72385970
same, same
>>72385988
or "the missus"
>>72386008
>a piece of spoiled meat tossed between irate jihadist dogs to tear apart
H-hot...
*unzips dick*
>It's just we see people with massive confidence and a high self-esteem obnoxious and intellectually handicapped.
>You don't wanna be seen as a retard with a noisy mouth.
WTF I LOVE JAPAN NOW
>>72385979
>literally predicted the refugee crisis
>curbed Islamic extremism
>stood up to Israel
>stood up to neocons
dumb paddy frogposter
>>72386049
Kek. There's the odd good looking girl on now and again - Danica Thrall for example, other than that, they do seem rather "weathered."
Bacne is returning
>>72386008
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
>>72386126
t. Pablo Guizman
>>72386061
Caffeine addition isn't much to be proud of desu.
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
lads. matched a qt girl from nottingham on tinder
tell me stuff about nottingham
mexico is alright
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mkq_mYbf14
>>72386213
they won the champions league in the 80s
>>72386007
If you spell spelt spelled then you're literally a fucking yank and you need to leave this thread NOW
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIr9cj4GOyc
>>72386213
also shes drinking bud light in her picture
should i say something about that. or do normie brits actually sometimes drink that shit
>>72386213
rescue rooms is a fucking dire club
>>72386038
There once was an anon on /brit/
Whose posts and intellect were shit.
He wanted to write his own poem -
But couldn't, so he asked /brit/ to show him,
Since this anon lacked talent and wit.
>>72386234
>>72386276
start building the wall paco
>>72385178
Well , one of the tribes of israel is purported to have been cursed with black skin, hence...
>>72386288
would love to say something like this, but then wouldn't know how to keep it up when she asks how I know.
he honors the irish ;-(
got lost walking in remote country lanes at 1am yesterday
bear in mind I'm afraid of the dark
>>72386342
I'll bear that in mind x
watching university challenge on iplayer just to challenge myself lads haha
>>72386338
For good reason
>>72385375
My family were exiled for being Catholic
But catholicism is true to the Christian faith, protestantism-especially low church protestantism, is just cancer
now ireland is going to receive millions of dollars from american tax payers
>>72386342
no bears in the UK lad
What the fuck is this Lord of the Rings looking cunt doing on here?
is space and time discrete or continuous?
because if u think about it
between point A and B, there is an infinite number of points (consider the half way point, and then the half way point of that and of that and of that etc). So by walking 2 steps you've just walked across infinity, in a finite amount of time.
>>72386398
For good reason
>>72386416
you've obviously never been to a gay bar
>>72386428
YOU GEE ELL WHY YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY
me
People who wear GAA tracksuits need to be shot
>>72386428
Couldn't you say the same about the time taken for the step?
FOP
>>72386441
good post. should've specified an area and made me realize that you meant its a gay area
but i understand, you probably assumed yanks wouldn't get your joke after we aren't very capable of subtlety
>>72386428
time and space doesn't exist
it's a hologram
>>72386462
Black bastard
>>72386428
Also if those steps were infinite then you would never have completed the steps, surely?
>>72386470
yeah u could
so in theory you shouldnt be able to get from point a to point b.
>>72386428
A/1-r
why the fuck is cocaine illegal?
Got a new contract lads, will be starting in May.
Jumping straight from £35,700 to £45,000.
Feeling pretty good atm.
Need a chilled out gf who I find attractive
Rarely do these coincide
>>72386550
are you that wellbeing advisor or whatever
>>72386527
because I said so
return to real tea
hate it when in you're in salou and some overweight middle aged fella called collum who has bad sunburn and a receding hairline and is wear a 2008 Cork hurling jersey asks you if you're from Ireland in the most minging cork accent
>>72386213
NOTTS MENTIONED
ON
NOT
THE
H
E
MAP
A
P
>>72386561
Nah la I'm engineer.
Told some runt I'll be paying him 45,000 pounds a year
Little does he know that a pound is a PUNCH ahaha he's going to be a fucking black and blue wreck
>>72386550
uk salaries are so low ffs
you get more for teaching primary school here
>>72386527
cocaine here is on the same schedule as xanax and ritalin for some reason
i hate the irish
>>72385087
United Ireland when???
>>72386598
we have a nice welfare state though, unlike you turds
>>72386598
Actually the median US primary school teacher salary is slightly lower than his salary
>>72386583
engineer of what
really wish i was a big black buck ngl
>>72386629
memes
>>72386618
1649
>i hate the irish
>why is this dangerous substance banned?
hm I wonder
>>72386656
fuck off, Ireland was united with Britain before Cromwell came and ruined everything
more people die every year from getting hit by space rocks than die from taking cocaine
me tomorrow night
>>72386598
don't you have to pay about 5 billion dollars to go to college in yankland too
nooooo why you ethiopian poster
>>72386657
please impregnate an irish girl and make another ruth negga
>>72386628
close enough
>>72386693
Fuck off Paddy
>>72386049
ethiopians are white
>>72386713
based ruth repping limerick
giving my willy a rub
>>72386713
All breeding is haram but racemixing is especially dishonorable
alri nigs????????????????????
>>72386706
its funny that this is really what most brits look like
americans think of blokes that went to oxbridge that wear nice suits and talk with post accents.
go abroad and these are the brits youll see on any holiday.
slimey runty little things. the scummiest of tourists on any european holiday destination
>>72386720
Starting salaries aren't so important anyway
I'm only on a measly 50K + 10% super, but I know that in my profession I'll be on $1500 a day at a senior level
>>72386765
Are u a muzzo?
>>72385143
Fuck Catholics
>>72386769
Who dat
Having a drink lads.
>>72386773
>reddit spacing
fuck off
>>72386765
did not realise you were a mudslime
i used to think you were cool
if you have a tattoo or drink coca cola then I do not consider you human
>>72386786
No lad just figured I'd use the thread vernacular haha
>>72386781
>Only $1500 a day
our secondary school teachers make more
>Procrastination is the avoidance of doing a task that needs to be accomplished. It is the practice of doing more pleasurable things in place of less pleasurable ones, or carrying out less urgent tasks instead of more urgent ones, thus putting off impending tasks to a later time.
why aren't you voting for tim?
fancy myself a chocolate gf lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YeZe2opKK2 (embed)
>>72386839
>gif
fuck off
>>72386802
>4chan greentexting
fuck
off
>>72386781
t. PhD in maths
>>72386817
Procrastination is pleasure, it's like edging.
Begorrah bejaysus
>>72386739
Cromwell is the root cause of all of our divisions
Also i am only half irish and even that is half anglo-irish and the other half is 2nd generation so i really am just British
Night lads
>>72386839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUHJb79nDQE
>>72386862
Some people in this profession have a degree in pure maths or something similar, so close enough yeah
so isis is about finished
whos the next boogeyman terrorist group?
Wish I was in a NyQuil induced coma
>>72386887
>i am only half irish
Doesn't influence your opinion on Cromwell at all mate ha ha
irish swamp boggart
>>72386110
>literally predicted the refugee crisis
Well, he threatened it. If he didn't get handouts he'd let the swarm through. Not really a prediction
>>curbed Islamic extremism
But still presented him as a devout Muslim
>>stood up to Israel
Telling Israel to fuck off is nothing special.
>>stood up to neocons
In America? How is that being right or wrong? If anything those neo cons probably didn't get knifed in the backdoor by their own countrymen.
i could've been a delta force operator or a professional athlete
instead i spend my days wanking and posting on 4chan
Just found out there is some TV show I've never heard of where a 'Comedian' with stump hands is on it
>>72386915
boko haram
>>72386913
no one believes you, nor cares. now scurry along "employed lad" thats posting on a friday morning during the workday
unironically stole my nans diazepam
>>72386915
still gotta take Raqqa
and Al Qaeda are the strongest they've ever been
>>72386925
They can induce comas right, I wonder if you went along to the local hospital they'd sort you out.
>>72386915
The 'ra la'
>>72386961
You must not have much experience if you don't think people use the internet at work
>>72386950
Ideal mate
>>72386781
>$1500 a day
saturation diver?
>>72386950
I could have become a chess grandmaster
but then I spent most of early teens playing video games so I forgot how to be good at chess
oh well
>>72387025
that was back in 1812. we could kick yeur asses now
>72387014
I have a real job. Im not stupid enough to ever access 4chan during work. I'm also busy enough as to where im not even bothered to go on this shithole from 9-5 "employed lad"
lel
my comment: Hmm, I wonder who could be behind this sharp uptake in unusual criminal behaviour?
reddits reaction: banned for hatespeech
was in response to acid attacks in london
I mean, generally idgaf about muslims, but are we really going to just pretend they aren't the ones commiting acid attacks because to point it out is racist?
Listening to quality instrumentals and trap beats whilst on benzodiazepines is the future
>>72387036
Consultant or senior analyst
>>72387010
the RA posed Britain a far greater threat than Islamist terror tbqh
>>72387058
>>72386913
manager at rebel sports?
>>72387075
It's not just muslims though.
It's blacks too.
>>72386876
It's called being a fucking mong like me, I hate myself.
>>72387083
which firm? Im at deloitte and theres no chance I'll ever get fucking $1500 a day
>>72387118
blacks can be muslim too
GUUUUAAAAAAAAAH
>>72387075
Yeah I went on that thread, sorted by new and most of the comments were rorke
>>72387068
>I have a real job
t. tradie
>>72387096
All these le redcoat epic empire le cromwel xDD may mays you Virgins post are seriously cringey
dumb pirate frogposter
Anything taller than 5'9 is lanky, anything shorter is for manlets.
is death grips a meme or just an extremely, EXTREMELY acquired taste?
>>72387137
Yeah, I mean non-muslim blacks desu.
>>72387118
>>72387137
doesn't matter. what matters is why its wrong to identify trends
>>72387143
Excellent post
>>72386166
not proud of it just don't really understand how it's possible to not have a massive caffeine exposure in day to day life, it's in so much stuff
>>72387175
people on /pol/ think these memes are as big an aggression as decades of slavery
>>72387085
huh almost like Ireland is right next to Britain and there are millions of Irish in the UK
BLEARGH
>>72387164
really this
now some bellend is going to imply im not patriotic cos im not a steampunk autist
>>72387187
you know the answer to this and why you were banned
>>72387207
Never mind what pol says
>>72387218
There's millions of fuzzy muzzys in the uk
>>72386396
>My family were exiled for being Catholic
t. Michael Donnelly
>boko haram
no one cares about africans they won't be the boogeyman
>>72387134
Just a small place, but the standard rate for our directors (aka senior consultants) is about 1500 a day. BI specialists also make a shitload.
I know that's not going to translate 100% net but it's a good career path
>>72387239
not the same person. what is the answer?
>>72387234
Hate this cunt so much
>>72387202
If you don't coffee or pop you're only getting it in tea. Not too hard to avoid.
Personally I'm so bad with it that if I don't get caffeine I can't sleep.
GIGIGIGIGI
>>72387245
there wasn't when the RA was active though
not especially proud of it but am listening to kreayshawn
>>72387207
tbf i have literally no issue with the "white people be like" jokes
it's really funny to see how people on the outside view us, like apparently all white men do a massive shit as soon as they get to work to postpone starting work for as long as possible hahaha
>>72387234
that's a rather large nose shadow
>>72387207
>>72387287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3fV4c4f7RE
>>72387271
quite envious tbqh
if i don't have some caffeine in the morning i can't function properly, not in some irritating "i just need my coffee XD" way but just my mind feels proper foggy
how do you feel about female pilots. would you trust them?
>>72387172
I'm going to say acquired taste.
You can get into all sorts of fucking weird music if you make the effort desu.
>>72387326
Are you here to ask for aid money?
>>72387249
So what? Iraq isn't relevant economically either. Still doesn't.;t mean they can't collaose the government in iran and take their assault to more countries with enough weapons
>>72387207
they're funny as
pol is so fucking gay
>>72387266
why? because he's infinitely more successful than you will ever be?
>>72385087
Why are Northern Irish people so autistic? It's as if /his/ decided to start a country together
>>72387363
precisely
>>72387326
Heheh.... This is how I interact around ethnics... Heh, an epic dab
>>72387326
crease
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGov-KH7hkM
brazilfu found
>>72387363
horrendous looking, but yeah his life is pretty good
literally what is the deal with /soc/ and why is there so many pretty girls on it
>>72387372
same
think it was one of you lads who introduced me to russian music, thanks it's actually really good
>>72387369
Those "autists" would blow your kneecaps off and leave you in a vegetative state
>>72387406
Not a decent looking person on it
>>72387406
catfishing
why do all industrial areas have that weird sweet smell?
>>72387337
It's not good is it, I get these insane caffeine fuelled dreams too.
Mind you, I started drinking loads of coffee to help quit smoking so it's worth it.
>>72387406
example
>>72387406
link?
best one
>>72387207
>muh /pol/ boogeyman
You make me cringe just as much as them, I seriously doubt even they won't find that amusing.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7354538.stm
>>72387396
really like her bum
>>72387435
i wake up several times in the night and quite often have mad night terrors, never made the connection with caffeine
>>72387418
Any recommendations?
I think this is the only Russian track I know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph2KMKr5YSw heard it on hypernormalisation.
>Those "autists" would blow your kneecaps off and leave you in a vegetative state
get me a coffee or get out of my way!!
>>72387429
ethylene oxide
>>72387443
>>72387446
just scroll through a few threads lads
/soc/ is a part of 4chan i've never really explored
>>72387474
*likes and shares*
too bloody right!!!
so called new
>>72387509
>>72387509
>>72387509
>>72387509
>>72387471
very different style/vibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSPAPOUU0U
>>72387085
hmm yes britain was at risk of losing all of its chippies and cafes
>>72386942
not at all aside from me knowing what a prick he was
Me being a royalist does though
>>72387503
/soc/ has nothing to do with 4chan. its literally Facebook
>>72387406
>"hey guys, femanon here. I know I'm ugly, just wanted to vent haha xD"
>289 replies and 105 images omitted. Click here to view
shit theyre playing that song george clooney sings in o, brother where art thou on BBC radio 2
what a choon
>>72387529
Ah right, not so much the sort of thing I'm into then desu.