name five famous brazilians football players are not allowed

1. That guy from Overwatch
2. Kuruminha
3. I give up

>>72382923
>this is what passes for ""white"" in Brazil

>>72382923
Didi
Dedê
Mussum
Zacarias
sua mãe

pedro ii
lula da silva
santos dumont
gilberto freyre
if i want to be lazy: michel "NÃO VAI TER GOLPE" temer
but check out my level tho: jorge amado

1: George Luis Borges
2: Che Guevara
3: Pablo Escobar
4: Hernan Cortes
5: Placido Domingo

Easy

>>72382923
Pele
neymar
harambe
that monkey in that film with brendan fraser

>>72383119
there's michel telô too

>>72383274
ah sorry no football players
my bad

the guy who invented the plane, not the wright brothers, the other one

and that amazonian anime girl people post on this board

>>72383145
why the fuck did i laugh so much

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Mallu Magalhães
Alessandra Ambrosio
Anitta
Getúlio Vargas
Tom Jobim

>>72383350
Xuxa and the Paralamas too, weren't they famous in your cunt?
o wait you're too young to remember, you barely know Cebollitas and Rebelde Way don't you

>>72383416
i watched cebollitas when I was a kid
I never liked rebelde way but it was famous when I was a kid (I'm 22)

I don't know much about famous brazilians, just football players, it's like the only thing they are relevant at.
I could probably name a lot of them.

Macaco Tião
Rinoceronte Cacareco

>>72382923
Oscar Daniel Bezerra Schmidt
Maybyner Rodney Hilário
Anderson França Varejão
Leandro Barbosa
Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva

Dude who played Pablo in Narcos
Dilma

Aand i'm all out

>>72382923
Oneinho
Twoinho
Threeinho
Fourinho
Fiveinho

Dada
Dede
Didi
Dudu
Kaka

>>72383415
how do you know mallu magalhães? she's even not the famous

>>72382923
Lula
Dilma Roussef
Gilberto Gil
Tom Zé
Chico Buarque

>>72383975
She's a folk singer, doesn't need to be famous to be known to hipsters. In fact it would have the opposite effect.

>>72383975
>not famous
>1 million views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ForhM1yBMU

>>72382923
morena baccarin
Jose Padilha
Paulo Coelho
Anderson Silva

Ronaldo
Messi
Kaka
Zlatan
Neymar

>>72383350
hhey

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>>72383071
>this is what passes for """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""white"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in the Great Aryan Empire of America

>>72383071
t. Da'travius Hernandez-Wachowski

>>72384387
>morena baccarin

wow, i don't even knew she was brazillian

>>72383071
Pipe down you fucking mongrel mudblood.

>>72384057
>had a cellphone video of my class singing funk and pagode on youtubre
>it was totally retarded, just us singing and doing ridiculous dance movies
>had more than 50.000 views
>we still don't know how t happened

She isn't that good.

>>72383975
She's my favourite singer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuf1X_xP1RE

>no one has named astrud gilberto yet
GOAT singer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJkxFhFRFDA

>>72386724
If you liked the music listen to Tom Jobim. He composed the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U8TjDsnVcE

>>72386586
>she's not even famous
Not in Brazil, apparently. In order to become famous in Brazil you must make monkey screeching noises with some bongo drums playing at the background. Mallu makes music for legit human beings, not for Brazilians.

>>72386893
fuckkk thats some smooooth stuff.

thanks.

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>>72386894
>makes shit music
>no one cares, except some indies in another continent
>"you just don't get it!"

Leandro Barbosa
Anderson Varejao
Emicida
Jessica Cakau
Michel Temer

>>72387204
>Ah yes, the beauty of Brazilian culture, Europe has much to learn from multiculturalism. The epitome of human art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWcOY14GWwM

>220 million views
This is proof that superior Brazilian culture puts Euroshits like B*ethoven, M*zart and W*gner to shame.

>>72384057
If you're going by video views then I guess you probably should know this, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzOkza_u3Z8

>>72383116
5/5

>>72383415
2/5

>>72383842
1/5
Basketball is shit.

>>72384387
1/4
Paulo Coelho is shit.

>>72387312
>Leandro Barbosa
basketball is shit
>Anderson Varejao
basketball is shit
>Emicida
hip hop is shit
>Jessica Cakau
You deserve a 9/10 for this one.
>Michel Temer
I have no problems with a criminal, but this guy is only below a banker in the subhuman scale.

Jobim
Gilberto
Villa-Lobos
That's all

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>>72387204
I don't even like Indie music, she's signed up to a label. She's also a top tier qt

>>72387651
>>Jessica Cakau
>You deserve a 9/10 for this one.
I know her because of Sarra de Bunda...

Lula da Silva
Pedro II
Yuya (or Shusha, dunno how to write it)
Ze Pequenho
Muller melão

did it, where are my 100 reais?

>>72387802
>Surra* de Bunda
Funk is really good, but you need to understand Portuguese to enjoy it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvl3xv1S7ZA

>>72388731
kys

>>72388731
Autocorrect always fuck me.

And yeah I like funk desu, sounds happy and nice.

*starts to follow faby mendes*

Corrido Lasinho
Sergio da Silva
Ladron Nacimento
Sergio Pereira
Carlos Arantes Souza

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>>72388731
>Funk is really good
So THIS is the power of Rio De Janeiro

Everyone on this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rex_EYiNomA

>>72389505
>South Brazilians are the superior ra-

>>72382923
I literally can't name one.

>>72382923
Mc Joao
Mc Bin Laden
Mc Pikachu
Mc Kevinho
Mc Autisminho

>>72382923
Pedro II
The pioneer in aviation dude.
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