/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

>>72375296
canada is usa puppet master?

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>>72374976

Canada must be destroyed.

I ship Trudeau-san and Ivanka-san :3 !!! <3333 they are so cute together

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the us is the greatest country in the world FACT

>>72375296
LOL good thread

reposting in new thread
>>72374769
wait wut

>Kasparian is the daughter of Armenian immigrant parents. Her great grandparents on her father's side experienced first hand the Armenian genocide

isn't cenk an armenian genocide denier?

Toxic masculinity

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me irl

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>why yes i like overwatch

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>it's supposed to rain all week again
>snow is also expected
God dammit, I was supposed to go camping.

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>>72375388
>negates all your immunities
wrong. immunity cat is eternal and never leaves.
any text claiming otherwise is false

>>72375381
refreshing beverage

>>72375494
is this game good? i dont play video toys but i cant stop hearing about this shit

>>72375533
It's fun

>>72375533
It's not fun

>>72375533
no

it's shit just like all hyper competitive multiplayer games

>>72375494
that game's just like undertale in terms of sjw infestation

>>72375533
if you're a teenager

>>72375514
The amount of autism and underage just for someone to have to invent something like "immunity cat"
Fuckin hell

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> travelling into USA
> routine border check
> "What do you mean you 'do not have a Facebook account?'"

Your response.

I'm gonna buy the gf a Switch for Christmas

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>>72375664
>you

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>>72375676
t-they don't actually ask this right??

>>72375742
no

>>72375317
>isn't cenk an armenian genocide denier?
I think he walked back on that

>>72375742
Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.

You have something to hide?

>tfw I have a Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram account
>never post on them
>usually just use Snapchat instead

>>72375742
Yes they can take your phone and go through it. If you refuse they can refuse you entry.

>>72375742
If you say no it's a

> "Sir, I'm going to ask you to step outside of the vehicle."
> starts speaking in code over his walkie-talkie

being on any social media feels pretty gay

Friendly reminder that refusing to unlock your phone for Canadian police is illegal
>>72375919
Wrong

>>72375741
It's not about acting hard, it's about acting like you actually have a functional brain

>>72375742
If you don't have a Facebook account it means one of two things

a. You're a terrorist and post nasheeds on Facebook
b. You're so fucking mentally unhinged and a social pariah that you don't have a Facebook account

Either is qualifies as right to refuse entry.

>>72375464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcWPkTcOvUw
She's full of shit

Go to 1:33. It starts around 1:36 or so. There's an Armenian guy in the background who yells "I'll fuck your mother" "You whores cattle" and she chokes and says back in improper grammar, "My mothers is here"

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>>72375983
>he goes even harder
please stop you are making me chuckle

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>yuropoors

reaction images with text should be against the rules

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>>72375990
but i have lots of friends and am socially active i just don't like social media

is it really that weird to not use facebook?

>>72376185
only boomers use facebook

>>72376185
Not if you say you deleted it over privacy concerns stemming from Zuckerberg's selling of personal information.

Why do mixed kids always heavily identify with their nonwhite side?
All the mulattos I know are huge into borderline hotep shit
All the half asians I know are also pretty bad too

>>72376185
not really.
only time facebook is bizarre to me is when people post pics of themselves doing really stupid/unprofessional things. your employers can find that and punish you

>>72376267
Social race

It's what they look like the most

>>72376267
Because white people don't claim them because muh one drop rule.

>>72376267
white is pure and any mixing with mudbloods is nonwhite

>>72376267
Because
a) white features rarely show up in mixed kids
b) they look more like their nonwhite side
c) they want Affirmative Action benefits
d) nonwhites are more likely to accept them than whites

>>72376325
Not really
This half asian chick in front of me is going hard af on facebook about how the USA carved up her home country (Korea)
She looks for the most part white

>>72376267
well I don't. it's about even for me, 50-50. browsing through my music tastes I might as well be albino heh

How do I not fap?

>>72376017
>I'm going to keep being an autistic retard and you can't stop me
Fine suit yourself

>>72376267
left wing brainwashing

it's pounded into your head that white people are evil all throughout school

>>72376367
>This half asian chick in front of me is going hard af on facebook about how the USA carved up her home country (Korea)
Which is funny because South Koreans love America and the only reason they're a successful country instead of a commie hellhole today is because American men were willing to die for their freedom.

Friendly reminder that there are people who unironically think that America lost the Korean War.

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>>72376406
I can't even formulate a response to that

>>72376367
>this half asian chick
>half asian chick
>chick

Attention whore wanting to be a part of something

>tfw I used to know an Asian girl who had round eyes instead of slits
She was cute desu

>>72376666
nice

>>72376703
How's your quest for a French wife going?

>>72376793
woah shit what is he looking for one? give me a quick rundown on this pls

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>Sorry???

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>>72376793
It's still a thing
just no progress so far

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>>72376830
He wants a French wife
>tfw I have a French-Canadian gf but she'll move back to Quebec after she's done with college

thinking about moving to miami and just spending my time cruising around listening to vaporwave and eating xanax

>>72376910
Jej

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>>72376910
>>72376859
they are truly the hidden gems of the world

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>>72376947
It's not funny

>>72376910
Do you want her that much? I would tell you to do something about it but I don't know how long you've been with her.
Either way I wish you the best bud.

>>72376967
Yes, I'm sure I'll find her.

>>72377081
We've been friends for a while before she was my gf. Honestly, I'll probably get over it but it still sucks.

How do girls just read buzzfeed after buzzfeed article?
My classes are full of girls unironically going to the buzzfeed website and just clicking through shitty articles

>>72377109
Spend some time in Quebec once you're done with school. See what happens, you never know you can always find someone else

>>72377229
that must really fuck up your whole psyche and perception of reality reading completely incorrect delusional shit all day

>>72376935
>vaporwave
not the patrician choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u02tycroA30

>>72377270
Great song

>>72377266
Would explain a lot about college aged women ;)

Alright buds time to go take another midterm that I didn't really study for.
>>72377251
I won't really have any reason to go to Quebec. It's not like I'm more attracted to her because she's French-Canadian.

>>72377300
Yeah I understand
good luck on that midterm

gonna get mexican food from a food truck for lunch buds

>>72377382
Comfy

>>72377382
enjoy your ''authentic'' mexican food made by southamericans

Physically closest I've been to a non-relative female in 30 months was doing first aid training with my fujoshi asian coworker.

cum lol

>>72377455
Mexican food is shit anyway so who cares

>>72377455
>hispanics in canada

it's gonna be made by white people

>>72377475
Fujoshits are real?

>>72377492
yeah thousands of mexican food trucks as well as taco bells every two miles in america prove that

>>72377500
Hispanics are white

The correct plural of the word "family" is "family", as in "there were several new family at this years picnic."

Not a lot of people know this.

>>72377503
Yeah she had a picture of some characters from yuri on ice on her phone and was talking about how they got engaged or some shit.

>>72376267
Gonna break they kayfabe for a second, I'm actually African. Why do Afrocentrists use Asiatic languages so much? Arabic, Egyptian, and Swahili are the main ones. Swahili of course is a hybrid language, it's heavily Arabised Bantu, it's hardly purely African.

There are actual African languages they could use for their purposes, which actually come from lands the descend from (Afro-Americans are WEST Africans, not East Africans!). Yoruba, Mandinka, Hausa, Igbo, Aka, Wolof. All well documented African languages the ancestors of the Afro-Americans actually spoke.

>>72377475
I've been getting pretty close with a girl who broke up with her bf recently, in fact we've texted each other every day since it happened, but I'm worried my autism will prevent it from going any further

>>72375365
Canadae delenda est

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>yankniggers

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>show up to a business lunch
>see this
What do?

>>72377566
Families?

>>72377561
That's not real mexican food though, by your own admission :^)

I'll be hanging out with a female friend for spring break next week and she's basically telling me it's going to be an all out fuck-a-thon. She wants to do all things sexual with me.

That's fine, I'm not a virgin, but I have trouble getting and keeping an erection some times.
What can I do to make it better? What are some tips to staying hard?

FUCK DAYLIGHT REEEEEEEEEE

i need a rule 34 on feminists

pornos preferred

>>72377589
Because doing your own research and connecting with your heritage requires more work than falling for memes.

>>72377588
Kawaii desu
I need an autist gf

>america

LOL

>>72377480
Lol

>>72377713
GREAT POST

My fridge is broken guys

Where the fuck am I supposed to put my shoes?

>>72377754
In your circumcision

>72377695
>>>/adv/ you stupid attention whore

>>72377651
>That's not real mexican food
ok NOW is not mexican food
but when some says ''mexico stinks'' all these taco bells are suddenly a mexican thing

>>72377754
Fill them with water and cheese slices and put them in the microwave.

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Is Kevin O'leary tall enough to be the Prime Minister of Canada?

>>72377633
Wrong.

Its family

>>72377848
Families?

>>72377871
That doesnt even make sense. the plural is family.

think about it for 2 seconds.

>>72377844
>A chink and a paki

Delete this image

>>72377844
no

he's also a loser and has no place in the CPC

>>72377908
Families ???

>>72377566
no it isn't retard fuck off

>>72377706
You can watch anime with normal girls.
If they like you enough then they will enjoy it since it's with their qtbf.

>>72377966
No they'll cheat on you with chad if you reveal your power level

>>72377908
Families.

>>72378022
I feel sorry for you, unable to accept the truth.

its family.

>>72378046
me on the bottom left

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What should I get for lunch?

>>72378163
Dude you are so gay

>>72378213
180 proof vodka

Here's my hypothesis: Twitter is the natural home of the left because Twitter – participatory; open; capable of presenting multiple viewpoints to the reader simultaneously – is well-suited to the expression of left-wing views, which are (to draw however loose a family resemblance between often disparate warring factions) typically somehow egalitarian.

Contemporary right-wing politics, by contrast, is driven largely by the unexamined prejudices and anxieties of (primarily) white men. Any white man who wants to hold on to their prejudices and anxieties is going to have a tough time of it on Twitter – but they're going to have a grand old time standing in front of their wall, alone, ranting.

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>>72378228
yeah.....

>>72378297
Wanna fug?

>>72378282
If that's the case why does twitter regularly censor, silence and ban right wingers?

>>72376910
You need to ANGLO her ASAP

>>72378328
sowwi i only date canas

>>72378368
Fake news

What board do I go to to discuss chess?

>>72378282
is this a reddit pasta?

>>72378213
two beefy frito buritos and a baja blast

>>72378377
more like GERMED

>>72378444
>those digits
Done

>>72378443
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/why-the-right-is-dominating-youtube

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>>>/sp/74704669
Who made this awful post?

>>72378403
this started way before the whole "fake news" meme came about

also infowars faggots still have their twitters

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>>72378479
Someone with good taste in memes

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>>72378479
Some butthurt fan of some shit-tier team

>>72378377
I'm a Slav

>>72378523
>CHIcago

gross you better have told that slut off

Wish I was a girl haha

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>>72378456
>>72378561
>There are people north of Mexico posting ITT without Anglo heritage

>>72377992
It's sad that you think that.

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>be me
>realize I have had vitamin deficiencies out the ass
>start eating better, exercising and eating plenty of shit with all the vitamins and minerals I need
>feel 10x better

Why are you fucking idiots not taking multivitamins yet?

>>72378608
cuck

>>72378523
Are those even real girls(girls) or they anything else (like neets or bots)

>>72378608
Haha same lol

>>72378046
I think by this point every woman knows to get into the bottom right position. They won't admit, but almost every woman has seen porn at least 1 or 2 times and they know that face down/ass up is the preferred position. Especially white women, it creates the false impression that they actually have a butt.

>>72378628
Swedish and Afro-Cuban heritage here :)

>>72378628
I'm talking to a WASP girl who I hope to gf after my current girlfriend moves back home. Maybe my kids will have Anglo heritage.

>>72378679
i fucking love those gummies
don't feel much different though, if anything I stay up later and sleep in longer (which is still pretty degenerate by some standards)

>>72377566
>not having several new ohanas at this years picnic
kill u r self cuz

>>72378736
>white women can't have butts
N NI G NIG NIGEL FARAGE

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>>72378523

Family MEMBERS

GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwP2RlXBpZc

STAY WOKE

>>72379114
*removes the penis from your shoulder*

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>>72378747
Eat more salads and exercise now

Multivitamins are just the beginning

>>72379118
WE

>>72379019
White women can have butts, but surely we can agree that it takes them a certain amount of work? I'm talking about an actual round behind, not just that mound of cellulite you see on fatties.

White women get the advantage of naturally prettier faces, african women get the advantage of naturally curvier bodies, asian women get.....uh.....minimal body odor? Idk. The point is that they all get something. The different human races are kind of like pokemon types.

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>get put on anti-depressants
>suddenly it seems like people are a lot nicer to me
>cant tell if they are actually being nicer or if i'm just perceiving/appreciating things differently than before

It's really making me do a think buds

how do i delete my os from my hdd

>>72379407
format your hard drive

>>72379407
delete system 32

*strangles janny making his eye pop out*

>>72379407
Do you just want to delete the OS and leave it blank or install a new OS or is it just 1 of your OS on that harddrive?

>>72379407
there's an option to remove it when you install gentoo

>>72379402
I hate antidepressants though

>junky coal burning neighbor girl has had bed bugs twice now
>every single time they spread to somebody else in the building
>never gotten to me yet
>every time I go to bed now I feel itchy
>cant tell if its my sheet, prescription or bed bugs
>never see the bugs

I FUCKING HATE TRASH

>>72375296
Hey guys, I have a bit of a dilemma.

I'm autisticly good at history. I mean, really, really good. Obscenely good. I denied myself admitting it for the longest time because my family has always put me down, and I bought into their bullshit, but even now, as a fully grown adult, I notice things I take for granted as the most basic and foundational understanding of history, 90% of people have no clue about. Things I assume are widely understood aren't. I met people daily who knew fuckall about the World Wars, the Roman Empire, the Age of Exploration.

Either I live around a lot of complete idiots, or I'm abnormally knowledgable in this area.

I never pursued history seriously because I always thought it was too easy, but looking back, I spent every lunch hour reading history books, and most days after school doing the same. It never felt like I was learning to me. It just always deeply intrigued me. It's pure joy for me.

Should I think about studying it?

I know at a Post-Secondary level it's more about essays, polemics, and research. I just feel like either I take this thing that I'm pretty sure I'm good at and like and prusue it, or I go with something boring like IT.

Furthermore, I'm 20, and I don't think I fit in with the wageslaves. I seriously think I'm making a mistake by not just doing what I'm good at.

dubs and i'll tattoo /cum/ on my forehead

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>>72379645
Yeah I told my doctor I wasn't comfortable taking them but she insisted so I took her word for it and decided to give them a try.
I'm guessing it has something to do with the fact that every time I've gone to the doctor for the last 5~ years somebody else in my family has died or something that most people would consider awful has happened. Also I've had doctors say they though I was depressed since I was a teenager (when I was extremely depressed but didn't tell people).

I thought I had beat it without telling anybody but then I looked up the symptoms of depression and it was basically a description of me for the last 10 years so I figure I might as well try to get better.

>>72379710
you should study whatever makes you happy

fuck those "hurrrr stem ketchup race"
I'm studying something i don't like and i'm regretting it

>>72379710
>asking other people what you should do with your life

Here's some real advice. Live your own life, take it by the horns and fuck its face. This world owes you nothing and you owe this world nothing. If you enjoy history and want to pursue it then fucking do it

>>72379683
P sure there are ways to prevent them from getting into your the bed
Or kill your neighbor

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>americans are defended by this

>>72379402
Thank you for posting this.


I wake up every morning hungover from a night of binging on alcohol and marijuana to a drug induced psychosis. The world feels colder than it actually is and I need someone else to tell me it's all in my head.

>>72379882
We live in a shit apartment building. It's like a 200 year old building and meant for 3 families MAX but there are 12 apartments here so shit spreads pretty fucking easily.

>>72379914
he looks cool

pretty vape tier posts happening right now

>>72379914
God bless

>>72379844
>>72379846
Honestly, when I was 16 becoming a teacher was one of my greatest fears. Now that I've been working a dead end job for a 10 months, it seems like heaven. Even if the only job I can get is a teaching job, it would be a massive improvement over this drudgery.

>>72379710
Depends on whether you think you can get a job with it or if you have some other means of supporting yourself. You could always take a few history classes and talk to the professors and see if it's your kind of thing

>>72379923
Alcohol will unironically do that to anybody even people who aren't depressed. It's a depressant so you feel great then when you get off it you become depressed.

Try to kick the stuff bud, the trick to not becoming a real alcoholic is not drinking when bad shit happens in your life. Because when you do that your body doesn't learn how to cope without alcohol.

did a DK rap cover on my youtube channel, mind telling me what you think buds?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDBmwORpykw

>>72379993
Teaching is unironically probably one of the safest career paths to go on right now. AI is going to replace MOST jobs in NA within our lifetime, teaching may be one of the last to be replaced.

>tfw just genuinely enjoy the company of my dad more than my mom

kind of makes me feel like shit because my dad divorced her

>>72380233
Men generally do get a long better with other men.

When you look up primitive tribes they all have tents where only men are allowed. There's a reason for that.

>>72380271
>There's a reason for that.
So they don't have to clean out period blood from it?

>>72379074
Delet

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we built this city

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who here / S T O L E N V A L O R /

>>72379914
Is that even the US army?

>>72380373
You listen to really shitty music bud.
I'm glad you have something you enjoy though.

>>72380024
It's the weed mostly 2bh, i started moderating alcohol from a young age. I didn't drink it often but when i would, I would binge.

The weed, no matter the amount you put in front of me, i will finish it as fast as i can. Kind of like this feeling of obsession with it.

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>I have superior musical tastes, let me tell you about it

>>72380421
Alcohol is much more likely to cause depression than weed is though

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>we built this city is a bad song

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This was COOL in 1974.

>>72380386
It's probably milsim

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>go to the store
>see obviously schizophrenic asshole in combat boots and a camo jacket
>give him shit for being innastolenvalor
>pull out my IPHONE and begin to record
>"y-you fuckin' asshole! my buddy's cousin's best friend's wife's son was an army ranger in operation desert storm! FUCK YEW"
>upload to youtube
>get 50k hits and some virtual pats on the back from REAL VETS

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>>72380518
Still cool in 2017.

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>>72380518
This was cool in the 90's

>>72380560
+1 for bullying homeless people with mental disorders.
Fuck those guys, right?

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>>72380421
YOu are legitimately addicted lad
>>72380480
We built this city is a mediocre song, I'm a different anon

>>72380386
>that fat
>in the army
it's a caricature of the tacticool fags from /k/ that LARP in full gear

Have fun getting addicted to antidepressants fag

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>this is cool in 2017

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>>72380562
This was cool in the late 80s.

>>72380660
I'm on 10mg/day and it's a self tappering drug.

I don't think it's even impossible to get addicted to this low of a dose.

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>>72380656
pic related

>>72380748
Not physically but the world will feel drab and grey in comparison when you're off them.

>>72380861
That's how it felt before I was on them though.

>>72380641
>go to 7/11
>see crippled asshole in a wheelchair wearing a camo jacket
>"Y-YOU FUCKIN POSER! MY BEST FRIEND'S UNCLE'S EX-WIFE'S COUSIN TURNED WRENCHES ON HUMVEE HUBCAP BOLTS IN GUAM! FUCK YOU!"
>record it all with my IPHONE

The only time I was actually close to offing myself was after I stopped taking antidepressants

>>72380937
test

who the fuck is calling me from Memphis, Inglewood, North Branch Minnesota, , and compton

white boys

>>72380981
Me

>>72380656
wut?

tons of non infantry/pilots are fat, keep in mind 90% of the military is just normal jobs like you'd find at any company, fixing shit, making shit, cleaning shit, cooking shit etc.

only the minority actually fight

>>72380937
How high was the dose you were on and how long were you depressed before taking them? How old were you when you were put on them?

>>72380981
https://youtu.be/o5alIydJ6Ww

i bought twix, bounty, and niggers
i havent eaten them in few years due to intolerance hue

>>72381035

how did you get my number

i have social disorder

>>72380937
Too bad you didn't go through with it

>>72381049
I know that. But you can tell that kid is not actually in the army.

>>72380861
> the world will feel drab and grey in comparison when you're off them
My experience with alcohol, nicotine (vaping), and caffeine, having used each as a form of escapism and self-actualisation, you feel much worse while on stimulants. They just offer a temporary (1-4 hours) of enjoyable pleasure, followed by a comparatively much longer period of withdrawal. The withdrawal isn't worth the modicum of pleasure. Nicotine being the absolute worst, the Alcohol which still is very harmful, and caffeine which relatively benign but can still take you for a wild and very uncomfortable ride.

I would also add sugar and calories as a type of stimulant, a totally necessary one, but I find the "high" from food fades just as quickly as anything else, and often the indulgence isn't worth the negative effects of over consumption.

I feel much better without all of that shit in my body. The human body wasn't meant to be hopped up on stimulants or high amounts of sugar and calories.

>>72381065
It was when I was a teenager (which is retarded that I was put on them in the first place). I don't remember the dosage.

you fucking punk ass crooks

>my poor, crazy schitzo grandmother somehow got a shitload of money
>wont tell anybody how
>getting off gubment handouts so she can buy and expensive car
>moving into another apartment
>buying all this shit

Worried she killed somebody or something desu

>>72381120
stop

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I like watching Anthony Fantano even though I don't listen to music at all
Dunno why

Kellyanne is a stupid name

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>want to kill myself
>can't because I'm a good Christian
FUCK YOU GOD YOU DON'T CONTROL ME

i'm pretending to be retarded on another board again

>>72381430

>good christian
>is gay

>>72381430
Good Christians don't engage in acts of homosexuality or worship the pope

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>>72381343
>even though I don't listen to music at all
that's fucking weird, famalam

>>72381251
Alcohol is not a stimulant. All that shit is babby tier compared to the comedown of hard stims, can leave even mentally sound people feeling borderline suicidal.

You can get a better stimulating effect from nicotine if you do something like chewing tobacco as opposed to smoking or (((vaping)))

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>blood blister on finger
>want to pop it bc hurts like a bitch
>don't have any sterile needles

what the fuck DO

>>72381517
>>72381530
Jesus died for my sins

>>72381569

jesus didnt die so you could smoke cock

>>72381551
Put a needle in alcohol...

stupid millennial names

>makenna
>jaden
>alexis
>carter

Homosexuality is wrong

>>72381598
He actually did tho lol

>>72381620

unless its between 2 cute girls

>>72381636

[citation needed]

yuri is boring and lesbianism should be illegal

>>72381620
>tfw Mike Pence can't cure me of my faggotry
Feels bad

>>72381641
Nope still wrong
>>72381636
Knowingly sinning means you're not a good Christian

Always blows my mind when you hear fags, assorted degenerates and life-committed sinners claiming to be " good christians "

I think the fact that this has become socially acceptable goes to show you that Christianity is nothing more than a dead meme.

>but as long is i believe im gonna get in 2 heaven

fucking kek

>>72381685

t. lusts for dudes

>>72381688
give electricity a chance

>>72381683
*links you to biblehub.com*

>>72381699
Knowingly rejecting God's one Church means that you aren't a real Christian. Shan't be taking theological advice from a heretic

>>72381343
You like jumpcuts because you're an ADHD nignog.

fags belong in the oven with the jews and communists

>>72381603
https://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/
>tfw burgers keep making my name more common
Stop this please.

>>72381551
There are plenty of needles in alleyway dumpsters. There's nothing as hygienic as nature's refuse bin.

Premarital sex is a sin and is immoral, so I don't pretend to be a good Christian

Reminder that they are called faggots because when they use to burn witches they didn't think homosexuals were worth burning at the stake so they just burned them with the kindling.

>>72381780

http://biblehub.com/leviticus/18-22.htm

Homosexual marriage is a sin and should be illegal

>>72381866

homosexuality is a sin*

Homosexuality should be illegal

reminder that the god of the old testament is not the god of jesus and that the current biblical cannon is false

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>tfw pure virgin when other people threw away their first time having sex to some random in high school

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>>72381853
>doesn't even use the real Bible
Enjoy your Walmart discount brand of God's word nigger

>>72381802
>Noah

americans really love kike names

http://wgntv.com/2017/03/16/congress-votes-to-allow-states-to-drug-test-the-unemployed-tmwsp/
wtf

>>72381949
how do the additional flags work, anon?

>>72381935

Romans 1:27
Likewise, the men abandoned natural relations with women and burned with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.

>>72381923
It wasn't a random and we didn't go to the same school

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcionism

this is true christianity

>>72381985
>and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
They should have used condoms LOL

Michaelangelo and Da Vinci were both homosexuals but were celibate because they were good Christians

just got a bad haircut

>>72381983
Well first you have to be a faggot redditor.

I'm not a homosexual, 95% of the time I get hard it's a female, but I would be lying if I said I don't get the ocassional 5% from a really hot guy. 19/20 times it's chicks, that's almost exclusively what I fap to, but there's that 1/20th when I get a semi from what is undeniably a gorgeous man.

I believe most men are predisposed to the same incidental homosexuality as me when they're comfortable with their natural urges.

The inverse is also true of Homosexuals. Even Elton John has said he can't deny when he sees a beautiful women.

isaac newton wanted to fuck his niece

Finished watching evangelion.

So basically it was really hard to follow but at the end everyone on earth became "one soul"? And the reason for this is because it was the fulfillment of a prophecy? Is that how I'm supposed to interpret it?

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> would be lying if I said I don't get the ocassional 5% from a really hot guy. 19/20 times it's chicks, that's almost exclusively what I fap to, but there's that 1/20th when I get a semi from what is undeniably a gorgeous man.

I believe most men are predisposed to the same incidental homosexuality as me when they're comfortable with their natural urges.

>>72382138
was she hot?

>>72382120
omg. no girl is gonna kiss you with that haircut.

>>72382138
Issac Newton died a virgin.

>>72382174
nope

>>72382174

dude Tang Lmao

>>72382176
I've never once been attracted to a man who looked like a man.

I'd be lying if I said some traps didn't look like women though

>>72382180
probably

>>72382053
There's no evidence for Da Vinci being homosexual

>>72382137
The difference between me and you is that when I see a beautiful man, its purely aesthetics and no lust. I dont get a tingle in my loins because I'm a hetero. You're bi

>>72382174
you need to read the Gnostic Gospels to understand it

>>72382197
And he himself exclaimed that was his greatest achievement

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>I've never once been attracted to a man who looked like a man.
>I would be lying if I said I don't get the ocassional 5% from a really hot guy. 19/20 times it's chicks, that's almost exclusively what I fap to, but there's that 1/20th when I get a semi from what is undeniably a gorgeous man

>>72382206
It's really hard to grasp what it was all about, desu. Is it so hard to write a script to present a story in a clear fashion?

Fuckers

Its not gay to recognize the beauty in the male form

>>72382215
you're gay bro, believe me

I'm 100% hetero and have never found another man attractive in my whole life

>>72382391
that post will be six months old soon

>>72382137
t. faggot

>>72382290
shinji's happy now. besides that there's no plot and its just a meme to say that evengelion is god tier and if you dont like it your a pleb

pretty sure if you use the phrase "beautiful man" as a man you a raging fucking fag

>>72382452
>I'm 100% hetero and have never found another man attractive in my whole life

If you found a man attractive that means you want him, but you're a closet homo lying to yourself if you cant tell the difference between an ugly and good looking guy

>>72382518
When I look in the mirror, I see perfection, so it's hard to see anything better

>>72382493
evangilon was pretty cool

>>72382588
post face

>>72382625
>>72382625
>>72382625

NEW

>>72382493
I thought it was good. Just hard to grasp.

>>72382330
Is he autistic?