Whats the most first world thing you own?

>>72351106
Ive got a nice omega watch

https://nl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaasschaaf

A Nintendo™ Switch™

i have a pair of reeboks

>>72351106
Like 90 of my household appliances.

I'm originally from Europe man and honestly, as butthurt as Euros will get at what I'm about to say, they are still behind the U.S. when it comes to having tons of the newest, latest gadgets and appliances.

Except for the obvious Iphone/computer business.

(the bluray i just bought)

>>72351106
probably my kindle desu

everything I own is a hand-me-down, budget technology or 6+ years old

>>72351166
>can afford blurays
t. soy-ord or politician

My $2000 laptop

And a car

And an $800 audiophile headphone setup

And my $350 speakers

And my $1500 mattress

>>72351106
A mid-range guitar/amplifier.

>>72351160
> they are still behind the U.S. when it comes to having tons of the newest, latest gadgets and appliances

Like devices that are effectively open microphones for the CIA/NSA to tap into? No thank you.

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>>72351166

>>72351106
my state-delivered free-healthcare card

>>72351106
a $3000 mountainbike I guess

>>72351415
they can also ask Deutsch Telekom too, they'll do it for free

patek philippe and and my plycraft eames lounge chair

>>72351415
What because they are going to hear you sweating at the tv or making retarded noises when you are home alone? Anyone with anything actually important to hide doesn't by anything they don't need in the moment. If the Feds want to watch me staring at my computer for 6 hours a night laughing, making faces and jacking off they are more than welcome too. Great job with that awesome surveillance guys. How many times did I yawn?

>>72351716
this desu

>>72351160
100% sure you aren't European

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>>72351106

A black person.

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Hockey gear

>>72351762
Aren't all bikes in Chile mountain bikes?

>>72351160
t. non europ

Chinese immigrants

>>72352160
that's not something exclusive to first world countries, all latin america has those too

>>72352062
a slave is the most third-world thing you can own, actually

>>72351106
A non-mutilated penor.

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>>72352183
>>72352186

pls stop replying seriously to meme responses thank u very much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0

>>72351106
my tampons

don't tease me now, boys, teehee :3

>>72352306

bussy

A house, a car, forty acres and a mule, a piano, a guitar.

>>72352306
douches are best, kys

>>72351160
I've been in some American homes and i disagree.
The only 2 things that i saw that are more advanced than what we have in Germany are:
>air conditioning
(because we don't have it in 90% of homes)
>TV
(better programs (family feud is goat), no TV tax)

>>72352256
>goy comedy

>>72351106
A clothes dryer

>>72351106
central air
i know i know
i am setting the bar too high
sorry for my superiority

>>72351106
I'd say internet, but we don't fucking have any

indoor shoes

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>>72351106
Exchange traded funds

>>72352563
You mean slippers?

A separate fridge only for my expensive shoe collection

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>He doesnt heat water in the microwave

>>72352468
I would add washer and dryer here.
I know you don't like dryers
And you prefer your washers in the kitchen for some reason
Are dishwashers common in Germany/Europe?

>>72352563
good one!
also sauna shoes
i've been to a sauna lately
some douche was sitting there in full outdoor clothes on complete with the shoes, playing with his phone.

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>>72352600
>willingly poisoning your water by microwave radiation

>>72352580
>/tg/ lower than /int/
Blatant lies.

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>>72351106
my education

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>>72352612
>Are dishwashers common in Germany/Europe?
No, it's for the 1% in Germany. Same as running water.

posted from my pebbles

>>72352665
>Heating your HtwoO against a hot metallic chunk that has been accumulating lime for years

Only in anglo countries ahahahha

>>72352716
Well, since you don't have dryers or AC who knows maybe you are afraid of dishwashers as well.

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>>72351106

>>72352612
it's normal for people to have a dishwasher. I don't like using a dryer because it costs money/electricity, and hanging clothes to dry overnight is free.
Washing machines in the kitchen is odd imo. If someone has their own house, the washing machine will be in the basement. And if they live in an apartment building, there will typically be a shared laundry room. If they have the washing machine in the kitchen/bathroom, their landlord must be a dick who doesn't want to provide washing machines

>>72352580
I watched a video on YouTube showing some /pol/tards finding out the place of one of shia lebiufs flags by using star charts to find pinpoint its location

Does this mean /pol/s IQ goes up 10 points or is it just an outligher

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>>72351106

An AR-15.

a germany wife.

>>72351391
What headphones broski?

Most first world thing I own is a ps4

>>72352665

>implying microwave radiation works like nuclear radiation

burger educations every1

>>72352864
That's some Edward Morra tier shit, probably a /sci/ cross poster

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>there are people
>in this thread
>right now
>that honestly believe that micro waves simply disappear harmlessly off your water/food when you open the microwave

I bet you believe wifi doesn't cause cancer either

>>72351160
Lived in America for two years. This just is not true. One thing I will give you is the average American has larger appliances than the average European, since you have larger living space in general. But no, we have all the same shit as you. I just furnished my kitchen with a £2000 coffee machine.

>>72352893
sorry that's 3rd world,
1st world stuff would be a thai/ukrainian wife

>>72352902
https://www.amazon.com/HIFIMAN-HE500-HiFiMan-HE-500-Headphones/dp/B007ZSYHYU

Powered by a Schiit Asgard 2 amp and accompanying a FiiO DAC that I forget the model of

>>72352942

Yeah. Are you retarded? You can't mutate fucking water

>>72352953
what do you listen to on that la?

>>72352942
of course we don't believe that, but microwaves are so easy and accessible that I'm past caring

>>72352942
A post this retarded had to be accompanied with an anime image. Just had to be.

>>72352942
>wifi
>cancer
nice try

>>72352984
Lot of stuff.

Lost my 160 GB library when I ruined my previous laptop by spilling beer all over it when I was drunk.

>>72351106
>Hamilton Beach
>first world

>>72352993
why don't you believe that. he is just baiting or stupid. basically low power radio waves. can't hurt ya.

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>>72353015
WiFi is like Cigarettes in the early/mid 1900s.

We didn't know inhaling smoke caused cancer. It's the same shit with WiFi, except worse.

>"Worse why, anon?"

Because we (1st worlders) have become too dependent on it. The moment they admit WiFi causes cancer, it'll be either a shitstorm or a "Nothing we can do about it now lol" scenario.

>>72352905
>nuclear radiation
kek
I can't tell if that choice of words was intentional or not, but I lost anyway

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>>72351142
>an overpriced tablet that can't even let you browse the web
>first world

>>72353069
>smoking & cancer
still a bit dubious even today but i am ok with the anti smoking douchebags since i hate the smell.

there is no scientific reason why would low power radio waves can cause cancer. sunlight has a lot more energy density than mobile phones or microwaves

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>>72352822
I like this picture very much.

>>72352864
That wasn't done by 4chan, but by the edgelord chan.

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A bunch of stocks and some bonds

>>72352856
Unsere Waschmaschine steht in der Küche, das Bad ist zu klein und ich sehe es nicht jede Wäsche zwei Stockwerke hoch und runter zu tragen.

um, a ps4

>>72352580
how did they get these iq numbers

>>72353072
They administered the WAIS-IV to a random sample of posters from each board.

This >>72353258
was for this >>72353217

one card that allows me to travel and work freely in any of 26 countries
one card that allows me to travel across the country for free in comfortable and quite reliable public transport
and one card that says my organs may be harvested in case of sudden death

>>72353258
how many of them were crossposters

>>72353320
Well I would hope they took that into consideration but in truth I do not know. This is a valid point.

>>72351123
>Nice
>Omega

>>72353320
>>72353340
No matter the variables controlled for it's a fucking meme.

>IQ tests administered to 4chan
>at the very least implying there weren't people fudging the test on purpose for the keks

>>72353382
Listen pleb. Any decently trained clinical psychologist knows that the WAIS-IV has checks built into it to weed this very thing out.

>>72353448
>psychologists are so smart that when you knowingly do something incorrect you still win

Time to go back to school

>>72351106
A fancy lighter and a jug of mango juice in this long Minnesota winter.

>>72353069
>they
>>>/x/
non-ionizing radiation doesn't cause cancer

fuck off

>>72353368
>a neat moonwatch
>not nice
Bet you are a rolex cuck

A pair of B&W speakers

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>>72353069
If wifi caused cancer, then visible light would have to as well. It's all about how much energy a single photon contains, which determines how much damage can be done at the molecular level. The only damage that microwaves can do involves literally cooking you as water molecules heat up

Unless you have a router that operates in the high UV range and above, or one that consumes 700W of power

clothes other than a hoodie and jeans

>>72352667

spotted the fa/tg/uy

>>72351106
A logitech G27
A banana carrier

>>72352856
Fuck sharing a washing machine

Desktop computer that I built myself

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>>72352886

An espresso machine, probably.

iMac?

A bidet

Canadian citizenship

>Any country will let me in
>Don't have to pretend to be a different nationality abroad
>Valuable enough for my government to protect me
>Not big enough to get targeted by professional terrorists
Feels pretty good

>>72355365
Ceгoдня я yзнaл, чтo Poccия — бoлee пepвoмиpcкий, чeм CШA.

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>>72351106
220 volt appliances.

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An adjustable, motorised bed.

Or the chinese 3D Flatscreen I never use.

A sauna and a whirlpool

My iPhone

underfloor heating
>>72351160
t. non euro

>>72358773
The giveaway is always when they refer to "Euros" or "Yuros". Nobody but Americans ever use that terminology.

>>72352759
Yes, because even with limescale water will be so toxic when it's boiled....

HTC Vive. In addition to the cost of the headset itself it also requires a spare room to be dedicated to it

>>72358804
It's because they think Europe is just one country and it's totally the same everywhere

>>72351106
Water from this tastes like shit tho

Home rackmount server with ~40TB of storage (+ ~30TB in backup)

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>>72352580
>/pol/ lower than /v/

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>>72351106
I have a powerful pc gamer, but I think this thing would be more useless if it was in a 3rd world country.

Some souvenirs from Western Europe. Maybe 2k+ $ worth pc. Don't know if it's a first world thing. Many bydlos have expensive shit like cars, watches etc while they live in shit.

>>72354502
But light can cause cancer. Ask the Australians

Sennheiser HD800s, 1500€

>>72352256
>bowls of waah
>balls of waah
E*glish "language"

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>>72363864
>mfw 500$ audio-technica sounds better than 1500$ Sennheisers

>>72363991
most audio technicas i've heard were fucking shite. and audio is subjective.
imo, akg k701/2's are the best headphones for below 500€.

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>>72351106
The scrap iron which runs.

>>72358773
Underfloor heating is amazing
Good lad

>>72364176
Strange, I've never seen a person who would prefer Sennheisers over audio-technica. But I've seen people who switched from S to AT. I've had some of akg, didn't like it. But yeah, this is personal.

>>72352580
/g/ must be on the far left

>>72353657
Slow boiling does.

>>72351141
>phoneposter
>first world

$3,000 pc I built

My MacBook pro that I don't use anymore

A blanket that costs more than a European's and asian's monthly income.

$1000 chair

Lacrosse equipment
Hockey equipment
Football equipment

Property in southeast Asia

Some more shit too. But I still don't own a car yet or my own home.

My PissSipper2000™

>>72352886
Firearms are more prevalent in shitty countries, the US is an outlier - barely.

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>>72351106
Window to kitchen is imho oretty first world

>>72365142
Nobody in the developed world is stupid enough to build this.
Do you press your bare ass on the glass?

>>72351106
Several instruments that cost more than 1500€.

books

A 2500€ mountainbike.

I only buy chinkshit.

>>72352822

That's useful for committing painless carbonmonoxide suicide at your home.

Pastamachine

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and it only costs 15$

polish immigrants

those japanese cooking rice thingys

>>72358830
No, but it will taste like shit.

And you usually heat more water than needed which leads to reheating that water against the filthy fucking interior of the kettle which leads to even worse tasting water.

Truly the choice of the plebe

>>72351106
IQ of 147

>>72351142
I have an iPad from 2014 which outperforms the Switch, maybe it can function as second world tablet.

>>72368346
but can it play Breath of the Wild?

>>72365142
this is beyond retarded

a toilet

>>72368608
50in TV?

>>72368385
No, but it can do many other tasks while not malfunctioning.
>>72367920
Took too long for someone to post something like this.

>>72351106
>college education