>be american >look at the clock >9:11 >cry

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>she will never croak with ecstasy as I thrust my todger deep into her

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>>72349150
emma stone is a qt froggie :3

>be american
>look at the clock
>9:11
>chant USA USA USA x3

>be american

>>72349150
>Be brazilian

That's the joke

>>72349150
>be Brazilian
>look at the clock
>7:1
>cry

>be German
>look at the clock
>oh shit, I haven't prayed 5 times today
>get beheaded

>>72350984
>be German
>look at the clock
>19:45
>cry

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>>72353869

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>>72349150
>be mexican
>remember it

>>72353963
> Be Mexican
> Look at a 24 hour clock
> 18:48
> ay ay ay mi tejas, almenos esta lleno de chicanos

>>72354252
>be canadian
>look at the clock
>oh no i havent suckedd le weedmans dick hes gonna get angry and fist me

>>72354365
>be swedish
>look at clock
>current year
>cry

>>72354365
>be swedish
>look at cock

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>>72350984

>>72349150
>be canadian
>look at clock
>18:12
>get cozy next to the fire

>be Canadian
>sees street is full of Asians
>cry

>>72354365
>Be Swedish
>Look at cock
>white
>cry

>>72354893
>be jap
>look at clock
>hh:mm
>time to be submisive to your american lords

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>>72349150
>Be Brazilian
>Have no clock
>Look at goat's asshole instead

>>72349287
why do people call her frog?

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>>72349150
>be russian
>look at the clock
>19 17
>feelsgoodman

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>>72349150
>>72353869

>be German
>look at the clock
>19:18
>cry in a train carriage

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>be european
>look at the clock
>5:42
>time to pray allah

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>Be 17:76 pm
>Sing Stars and Straps

>be Kiwi
>look at the clock
>11:57
>Hey!

>>72355657
this.
i'm glad that there is no '91' minute though or it would be extremely painful to see it every time.

>be hungarian
>look at the clock
>it's 15:26
>"time to severely injure myself so that I will be crippled for the next couple of hundreds of years"

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>>72355233

>>72356050
epic

>>72349150
>be russian
>look at the clock
>go to gulag

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>>72354365
>be Swedish
>look at clock
>wife gets raped by shitskin
Have you prayed today, brother?

>>72349150
>be brazilian
>look at the clock
>cry no matter whit time it is because youre a fucking monkey in a favela and you can't read a clock to begin with

>be a clock
>look at the muslim
>activate the bomb at his signal killing other muslims in the middle of Baghdad to take revenge on the americans

>be Austrian
>look at Glock
>shoot yourself before being beheaded

>be swede
>look at cock

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>>72356030
>17:76 pm

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>>72356030
>17:76 pm