a car
Fuck Cara.
PIGGIES
>>72347271
it probably isn't
watched a live safari once and a lion pride took down a buffalo and it took them an hour to eventually kill it. they were eating it alive in the meantime, ballbag and everything
am i skinnyfat or just fat
kiira
going for a swim in the poo
radical centrism is a shit gimmick
lads i'm addicted to BLACKED porn
please help
>>72347353
fat
>>72347347
>they were eating it alive in the meantime, ballbag and everything
>>72347347
One of the stealthiest ballbag posts I've seen
Bravo, you got me good
>>72347353
big guy
the new house has brand new high speed fiber internet lads
babestation
>>72347353
what's going on with your right shoulder
>>72347410
nice
>>72347381
there is LITERALLY nothing with being a blacked.com 180 Day Access for £99.95 member
>>72347400
the lions ripped the buffalo's ballbag off and it screamed and squirmed and then they started eating its ass
it was disturbing t-b-h
>>72347381
all their vids are the same tbqh, gets boring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvtAMsaCWN0
techno
got 4g since yesterday shits fast af
>>72347296
All I saw was freemium wifi networks from virgin/o2/3 etc.
>>72347353
Those arms and shoulders aren't too bad desu, in the sense that they have some muscle on them. You're just rather fat.
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
>>72347449
very shit
>>72347353
I unironically look a little similar except with much bigger shoulders , your shoulders sort of go down quite weirdly
>>72347453
wait till 5g son
>>72347425
nothing, its a dirty mirror which slightly obscures the top of my arm
unless you mean the top of the shoulder, in which case im just sort of pushing my shoulder blades forward a bit to flare my lats x
>>72347447
wrong
considering the 'cide
lads...
>>72347470
ayy
>>72347491
genocide I hope
>>72347484
'stein
*tips fedora*
https://youtu.be/s4neYSd9rKE
adolf hitler and leon trotsky are my heroes
>it's a women like me at first then lose interest once they get to know me episode
ah yes
>>72347482
don't see why i'd need to download with 20MB/s on my phone right now desu
is 5g actually going to be quicker or just a lot more stable/lower latency
listening to the 'cide
>>72347504
really wish i had not clicked this image.
there are certain details you cannot see in the thumbnail
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkVS79y4p4Y
>>72347504
is that actually you?
>>72347537
I am white
>>72347504
More
>>72347553
and?
>>72347504
Hmm... Fascinating...
*Moves closer to the screen with a quizzical expression*
Well well well. Marvelous.
>>72347504
Got a bit of Flake stuck in your arse hair mate.
How bad is London?
>>72347522
>leon trotsky
didn't he get killed in your country?
good riddance
>>72347528
It's going to be a hell of a lot quicker and more stable desu
>>72347504
Fuck off
>>72347582
best part of the UK 2bh
>>72347603
Put it in pls
>good riddance
FUCK OFF PIRATE
>>72347531
>>72347528
>>72347526
>>72347522
>>72347520
>>72347515
>>72347514
7 different flags in a row
nice
>>72347582
varies, some places very nice,some places nice, some places ok, some places bad, some places just depressing.
Kensington+chelsea, picadilly area, covent garden+ city are nice
>>72347504
>gays literally do sex in here
remind me why we tolerate these freaks?
hate myself and want to die desu
>>72347637
'tism
>>72347651
why?
been watching some of those urban exploration videos
anyone want to come to an abandoned building with me or maybe climb a crane? sort of want to do a bit of a fall to my death x
>>72347651
this
>>72347637
Melancholia unites people.
>>72347582
Most of the people who shit talk it in these threads don't live there and don't know much about it
To be honest, it's a mediocre place to live if you don't have at least a moderate amount of wealth
>>72347610
this
CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES
>>72347653
haha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance) Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it. Every ear I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it. I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done. I used to get paid £30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them So in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case it makes me highly gifted. One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy, etc. haha, the most satisfying thing is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift and that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction. I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
i knew about supermassive black hole by muse before twilight came out
https://twitter.com/angrysalmond/status/842023902834524160
>>72347708
read all of this
>>72347603
Fuck on ;) xx
>>72347582
overcrowded
polluted
grimy
ugly
expensive
filled with rude foreigners and a few rude brits
literal no-go areas for white people
shit just like the rest of this country
it really is tempting lads
NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE
>>72347661
Alright. Don't think it would be as good as doing it in't states though with all those abandoned underground military bases.
una vela jajaajja
having a coffee
>>72347777
classic check'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5omjH2dQLOY
>>72347797
watch some of the ones in london lad, they climb up proper tall stuff
look up NightScape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB29utL8BD8
crunge tbuh
fundamentally unloveable lads
>>72347766
interesting how the 4chan main page doesn't show up on google no mo'
>>72347841
no such thing
why do you think so
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1489492220306.webm
MAISIE FAPPENING LEAK THIS IS NOT A DRILL
evening lads
fundamentally doing a poo lads x
>>72347854
??
>>72347864
dont think thats her 2bh
>>72347864
*purposefully avoids clicking*
shall not
>>72347895
the boards are showing but not the main page
>>72347828
He looks like a little runt.
alri
>>72347854
i guess hardly anyone goes there, 99% of people go straight to a board
>>72347933
he is a bellend but the videos of climbing really tall stuff is cool
DyingLlama is good too
>>72347712
give this man a seat in parliament
>>72347854
gewgles been showing their bias since trump won the nomination last year
got 10am time series econometrics lecture tomorrow
night lads
>>72347826
janie was also janie milhouse likes lisa and ooter was also chanting janie likes milhouse
can't fool me
>>72348021
>>72347864
Are you actually blind?
>>72347712
rude
HOLY SHIT TURN ON BBC NEWS
ATTENBOROUGH IS DEAD
Not a fan of this gimmick, stop having fun right now.
okay done with that gimmick since some bongs stole it from me.
hmm
*stops you*
>>72348111
about time
>yanks
>>72348148
*pushes you out of the way with my cold, unfeeling skeletal touch*
>>72348182
>>72348173
spoiler: this isn't real
72348182
WTF i am scared
>>72347864
Ah yes, very authentic.
>>72348182
incredible post
>>72348173
>john e. dong
hmm
explain the end results of the netherlands elections to me. which parties won majority, and what are they about? it looks like they have literally 1000 parties. seems pretty ridiculous
>>72348334
>>72348336
Ever heard of google?
talking a girl who's easily as smart, if not smarter than me
DO NOT LIKE
lots of oneupmanship going on...
>>72348336
they're still counting but to losely translate, the conservatives won, labour got DESTROYED
wilders got DESTROYED
we're now a less left wing country but not right wing enough for the memes
>>72348385
brainlet
>>72348336
Pvdva beat the vvpda
>>72348385
my gf's smarter than me
>>72348336
no party won a majority
the PVV will remain the largest party and have the share of control
they're right wing, but pretty centrist compared to Wilders jej
how could you be so cold as the winter breeze yo
>>72348439
>>72348487
the names are not that difficult desu
Pretty woman
Walking down the street
Pretty woman
Kind I'd like to meet
Really makes me think
gettin real tired of britbongs stealing MY gimmicks
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/416f4a13-a7b3-470c-aff3-c3638b47f2ae
taxes paid for this webpage to be made and hosted
remember that
>>72348465
I went to Cambridge so I was always surrounded by smart-ish girls (most sound just as dumb as the ARU plebs), but this one is something different haha
*blocks your path*
anyone have that video where that fedora autist saves a woman who was about to start driving without realising she left her groceries on top of her car but the autist saver her from that and then proceeds to make a video about what a good person he is?
what do you think the lads from dirty sanchez are up to these days?
flying to visit home tomorrow
>>72348415
some other toothpaste was saying something about anti western erdogan supporters getting two seats. is that bollocks then?
>>72348625
Probably own a hair dressers
>>72348641
Mexico?
poo
>>72348669
Minnesota
>>72348652
theyre currently on 3 in the predictions
>>72348685
One of the last white bastions of the USA
drinking 2nd magners lads. Lidl has them for 99p a pint ahead of St. Patricks (in belfast)
Just took some vitamin d3 and zinc
LMAO #buzzed
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I find I'm very combative when defending myself lads; whether in games, business or relationships.
I'm sure this is useful in some circumstances but I just don't know when to not fight.
>people thinking the Dutch elections are finished
Judging by other PR voting systems I've seen it'll take about a couple of days before everything is actually finished haha
>>72348744
Good lad
>>72348744
United Ireland soon
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
i hear vitamin abuse is an epidemic in new zeland
>>72348708
Not really desu we're a very liberal state and have a very active blm movement ever since that dude got shot on facebook livestream
>>72348793
Under British rule
>>72348768
become a game theorist
>>72348799
I can stop whenever I want
>>72348799
*jots down this information in my notebook*
*likes your post*
business idea: build a factory in the UK
fucking hate dan snow
My cat is a cunt. What do?
>>72348833
Could you please explain what you mean by this
(I'm not using the 'what did he mean by this' gimmick)
Really disappointed about geert lol
about to roll a stupendously cheeky spliff
doing a read
>>72348879
why?
he never stood a chance
you're a fool if you thought otherwise
same with le pen
more addicted to tobacoo than weed now
>>72348855
alri panhead
>>72348893
been doing a read of beaver towers
>>72348888
Nice digits
Just had an argument with the gf now am sitting on the sofa and don't want to join her in bed despite the argument ending and all i need to do is hold her but i can't for whatever reason. Help me someone :((
government idea: legalise weed and decriminalise the rest
>>72348911
>being addicted to anything other than tea
pic related it's you
Stupid rorke brexit mongs tanked the pound
>>72348879
at least there's still le pen in france r-right?
>>72348879
it ain't over till it's over
>>72348945
*through mouthful of crunchy peanut butter* kill her
>>72348836
*notices extremely strong and healthy nails and hair*
mate, you know you can always talk to me right? we can get through this together
>>72348963
nah
she literally cannot win
>>72348952
>Wow le tea addiction so le British xDdddd
>>>/r/eddit
>>72348944
thanks la'
Europe is fucked
You know what I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna go and say that everything's alright.
We will hold each other and everything will be resolved because of our love for each other and nothing more, nothing less.
The pure bliss of young love
>>72348879
>ditch all debates and campaigning weeks before
he didnt want to win he has no idea what the fuck he would do
>>72348975
Kek
>>72349003
so how does this fix our economy?
how does this convert our shitty service industries into manufacturing exports?
>normies left some pepsi downstairs
>>72348944
...and you too
>>72348888
>ruining good cannabis with tobacco
never understood this
>>72349035
cheeky
>>72349046
Tobacco just gives me the spins lel
tfw no cheeky giff
>>72349046
FOY
>>72349046
>burns better
>makes weed last longer
>get a bit of a buzz from the tobacoo
>>72349072
I smoke tobacco to sober up from being high. Seems counterintuitive to mix them.
another lefty judge blocked trump's travel ban
>>72349119
yanks btfo
>>72349035
>Drinking anything other than water or green tea
Fat child with shit teeth detected
>1 euro nearly worth £0.90
what a world
Patiently waiting for the Holly Willoughby leaks.
>>72349088
Do you smoke them without a filter? Do you hold the smoke in your lungs?
>>72349046
my housemates sisters yank bf had the same reaction and wouldn't shut up about it. mind you i dont smoke so i zoned out anyway when he went on about spliffs and papers
>>72349072
nicotine rush?
>>72348888
good lad
quite like guinness
>counterintuitive
There are few words in the dictionary I can say I hate, but this word I can say with certainty, I hate it.
>>72349153
yes and yes
NO work until Monday
>>72349031
Have you ever been fucked up the arse lad?
Well she has.
There is something truly sacred about a young chaste woman being fucked up the arse.
Not many outside of the British isles have tasted such love.
We need to export our women to be fucked up the arse by horny Saudis and other Arabs, because they have the most dosh and are also the horniest of all foreigners.
Allahu akbar
Love Yanks
https://youtu.be/XcVCwL8dRxU
>>72349153
of course
>>72349184
got my outfit ready for a date tomorrow, thoughts?
>>72349183
>>72349208
Enjoy your cancer
>>72349250
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
>>72349250
;_;7
ffs dads acting up again
>>72349280
enjoy the nursing home haha
>>72349250
I think when an old person gets to this point they should be put down.
>>72349318
he should have had more fags
Should I see if I can get high tonight or not lads?
>>72349297
Why can't you just be yourself like him?
>>72349250
>>72349332
smoke weed everyday
business idea: lower the minimum wage to £3.50
>>72349345
Okay
>>72349318
my mom is almost like that already
watching the latest episode of robot wars
spinning robot hits another robot and sends it flying into the arena wall so hard it breaks through it. but it loses anyway thanks to refbot
Sad!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39285486
>Doctors in the Republic of Ireland faced an unusual medical dilemma after a metal ring became stuck on a man's penis, it has emerged.
>It said the man had put on the "titanium-based ring" seven hours beforehand and attended the emergency department after suffering from "pain and swelling".
>After medical equipment failed to remove the device the man was sedated before the fire brigade used a grinder to remove the ring.
>>72349129
it's literally nothing though
judges shouldn't be allowing their personal squabbles to interfere with their job
>>72349361
are you literally 15
stop posting unfunny shit fuck off
>>72349384
That whole episode is fixed.
British Irish Isles*
Expect all of you to respect its new name
>>72349405
t.rasheed
>>72349408
going to flip my shit if cherub makes the final
>>72349405
fuck off
i'm on the fence about suicide so i'm deathly allergic to peanuts but not cashews so i bought a mixed bag of peanuts and cashews and blind eat one every day
>>72349414
I wouldn't mind desu
>>72349318
fuck off
you're talking about a person who worked their entire life, obeyed the law and paid their taxes
>>72349422
>>72349435
>le muslims go BOOM ahhahahahah xDDDdDDDD LELELELEL
im going to sleep if this is the standard of posting right now
night all
>>72349345
bro can you meet me for a fat zoobie? have tried msging all ma dealers and no reply :(
>>72349435
You fuck off
Sick to death off utter mongoloids spamming twitter and Facebook tier nonsense in a desperate attempt for getting attention
I actually get triggered beyond belief when people say Hamburgers are German, even if it's almost certain they're trolling. It's literally the only thing you can say to me as an American that will actually send me into a fit of rage, nothing else remotely offends me.
Just finished reading 1984 lads.
Scary shit desu
>>72349435
i wonder where fatcam is now
>>72349492
t. rasheed
>>72349510
Interesting
>>72349492
paki fuck off
>>72349510
Don't care
>>72349492
>>72349506
pakis fuck off to reddit
>>72349492
>>72349506
kill yourselves you uptight noggers
>>72349443
if you're deathly allergic wouldn't the peanuts coming in contact with the other nuts/your hand kill you anyway, as in 100% chance of death?
You haven't thought this though mate Or perhaps you have...hmm...
>>72349486
serves the fucker right
>yanks invented flat meatballs
ye ok
>>72349511
It was nothing except a story about how women and and sex corrupt men
Also Orwell overrated to shite
>>72349575
nah nah sheel be right
>>72349510
>Hamburgers aren't from Hamburg
Whatever you say
>>72349597
oi m8
>>72349570
>>72349574
t b h lads you shouldn't really be posting such shit when you know all that will come of it is giving the silly buggers attention :S
>>72349574
>>72349570
>>72349559
>>72349530
so many rorkes up
>>72349627
not like they have jobs to get to in the morning
>>72349627
Yes and? Fucking shitskin
real rorke hours
>>72349491
they're clearly past their prime and not functioning
they need to be put down and stop wasting the state's money
>>72349584
what
having a few quiet ones
/brit/lads ^^
fuck up some commas
>he STILL thinks rorke is an insult
must actually have came here in the past week
>>72349664
alri
>>72349627
to be honest mate i wasn't even trying to be racist, i was just being provocative because that guy could absolutely not take a joke.
am neither a rorke nor a neet, but a poor insomniac student who might go bun a fat spliffy if i can be fucked
>>72349028
he was only at a debate a couple of days ago with Rutte?
>>72349698
>gif
fuck off
me and the lads
>>72349664
Why are you so friendly all of a sudden?
suspicious
>>72349657
baby boomers are going to be a huge burden over the next few years but they still did their part and deserve all the help they need
I need my car to get to work and if I lost my license I'd be totally fucked yet I constantly drive drunk and high and smoke weed while driving
me and the lads
>>72349737
>>72349745
fuck off weebs
SPPPPPPPPPHKFJFJBSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPGOGOOOOOPIGGGGGGPSPSPPSPSPSPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSP
>>72349389
kek
>>72349748
haha yeah dude blaze that shit!!! one love, fuck donald trump
>>72349280
i smoke with filters and do not hold the smoke in my lungs. runty teenage smokers here don't understand the THC isn't filtered out, only tar. And holding smoke in your lungs longer does not make you more high, just increases the amount of tar residue that stucks to those little hairs in your lungs
NEW THREAD
>>72349814
>>72349814
>>72349814
NEW THREAD
*flips my shit*
>>72349806
this post just reaffirms my belief that stoners are retards
>>72349734
>you will never own an original german pickelhaube from the franco-prussian war
>you will never unite the german peoples under one flag with blood and iron
>you will never defeat the french hordes
>you will never stand in the palace of versailles in full military dress
>you will never raise your saber into the air as you proclaim the new german empire
>you will never single-handedly dominate european affairs for two decades straight
>you will never be the iron chancellor
fucks sake, seeing hindenburg wearing the pickelhaube in your pic got all these feels stirring up again ;_;
>>72349748
the things is, because of the fucked p laws surrounding cannabis in your blood while driving now, you might as well just smoke weed in your car. since if you're a daily smoker, trace amounts of weed stay in your blood and saliva for days. if you got pulled and swabbed, under the new laws, you'd lose your license even if you hadn't smoked any weed for more than 24 hours, and as such, were not even remotely impaired. it's fucking ridiculous
MOVE ON BOYS
>>72349814
>>72349814
>>72349814
>>72349920
eff off paki
>>72349435
F A T C A M
I can't remember this pic, is it new?