You get a well paid job, a large house and a blonde norwegian

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>>72346376

Gladly
Looks like a decent place. Hell even Brazil is better than Canada at this point.

>job
>wife
no way

>>72346376
Just give me a house, some food and internet access and I would do it

>>72346662

That's what they all say. Then they go mad within three months

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>He doesn't want to cozy up in front of the fire, watching his children play while rain patters against the window outside and his norwegian wife brings hot chocolate for everyone and cozies up next to you before babbling in that cute but retarded way north europeans do

Bring on the rain m8

>>72347897
What's the issue?

>>72346376
God damn that rain

>>72346376
Is it true that Bergen is the rainiest city in Europe?

>>72346376
I'm already used to shit climates (at one point this winter, we literally had rain...when it was -8°C, meaning that literally every single exterior surface was INSTANTLY covered in ice)

So yes, I would accept

I wouldn't mind living in Bergen, went there last august. I did rain most of the time and the town was smaller than I thought, but the outdoors were fantastic.

>>72346623
looks just like home desu

Except that's not the life I want.

I want a cutie green eyed, freckle faced, red head central Asian white girl who still follows some ancient pagan religion and I visit her occasionally while being a soldier, knock her up, spend some time with her and leave. Rinse and repeat, always bringing back "riches" to my massive tribal family.

I would rather not live in the Norwegian Soviet Socialist Republic.

>>72346376
Only if I can skip on the wife part.

>>72346376
definitely
my meteorology degree would finally be useful

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>>72346376
It's okay.
I was born and raised in such a place.

>Bergen
>2,250 mm
>Singapore
>2,328 mm
When can I move?

>>72350568
I would have committed Sudoka ages ago

>>72349819
>things that never happen

I love rain

>>72346376
Umm, no thanks sweetie

You don't have nearly enough Arabs and Africans for me to enjoy watching my blond Norge wife

>>72346376
No, but not because of weather.

Your weather would be OK for me, hell, recently, before the winter ended, we've had some of the most intense icing on the ground.

Even with special salt poured all over, you could barely go outside and I had to walk like a fucking penguin.

I wouldn't have problems with Scandi climate, but with the fact I am not fond of Germanic women at all. Overrated as fuck.

>>72346376
Sounds good and the weather is perfect, upload the application form so I can blanda upp.