do our moms know that we masturbate ?

Yes. She can also smell them cum stench wafting out of your room, and so can everyone else.

>>72334968
that just means that i'm a virile little boy

>>72334900
Everyone in the household knows for sure

>>72335011
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>tfw they probably know but you dont give a fuck

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>wants to put the computer in my room so I can skype with some mates when I play
>she gives me a weird look and say : why now ?

I wish some mom would masturbate me.

They know, and they have probably even heard you.

btw I think they are pretty sad about it, young anon, masturbating, not having a gf

its like you are disabled in their eyes, normal people have girls for such things

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Stop masturbating.

just get a gf

>tfw mom found my cum filled napkins under my pillow
fml

>>72335175
when you have a gf can you have sexx anytime you want ?

t.virgo

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Keep masturbating.

>>72335215
not if you're a nu-male who's afraid to take what's rightfully his

>>72335175
Nah, even the biggest chads jerk off. You think their parents are sad/disappoint about it?

>>72335251
t. future rape case defendant

>>72335215
Yes you dumb fuck unless you're a beta male and only fuck """""when she wants to""""""

>>72335251
>take whats rightfully his
Where can i legally buy a sex slave?

>>72335211
getting a gf just for sex is like installing archlinux just for the VLC player

>>72335215
no, you have everytime SHE wants
the key to win the game is to convince her (and if she gets pregnant, to blame her)

https://my.mixtape.moe/pylbkb.mp4

>>72335266
idk,

I know mine are probably because they ask me if I have a gf or typical questions when I will find one

>>72335331
go to the east and find a syrian girl that wants citizenship

she will probably let you do anything as long as u make her your wife

>>72334900
Our moms know us better than we know ourselves. Of course, they know.

>>72335485
Id much rather fuck my left hand rather than an (average) arab tbqh

>>72335485
i actually can find a syrian/poor turkish girl but afraid she would kill me in my sleep or steal stuff.

>>72334968
>She can also smell them cum stench wafting out of your room, and so can everyone else.
W-why do you lie? stop lying.

>>72334900
yes

>>72335048
KEK
the first computer we had was in the living room and this was one of the reasons I'm sure

>>72335517
oui, mais women, even our mothers, may not be aware of young male masturbratory frequency, or the strength of the urge to nutt

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>>72335756
>oui, mais

>>72334900
i've masturbated about 34435 times in my life, but i've always done it when my parents were not home or sleeping. and i never had jizz socks or anything like that, so the only way my mother would know about my fappings, is the smell. does it really smell after you cum?

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>>72335842
I can smell you from here

>>72335842
No it doesn't smell they are shitposting

>>72335005
except you're 32 now and you shouldn't be wanking it to cartoon children all day while living with your parents

is this a serious thread

>>72335211
Even with a gf I would still wank. There's no touch like one's own touch.

>>72335452
I know this feel pole bro, I'm getting older and they are getting more and more worried about me

>>72335211
B-but how

>>72335211
HELP ME CHAD PLEASE