I made a thread a few days ago, now on date live, gib advice pls

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>>72332267
German said you guys will help me.

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>>72332357

ask her what she like to read

>>72332407
Ask her if she likes cats

>gib advice pls
never dog your mates you filthly normie. I bet you two have a good time making fun of us

>>72332267
Put the phone away anon. Just talk with her and stick to the subjects where she actively takes part in the conversation. Can't get any worse.

>>72332783
This just say you get a bit shy irl at first. Dude your mom is bretty nice

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>>72332267
Based babushka!
Why the fuck do you use white background btw? It's irritating af

>tfw you will never undergo pseudo-arranged marriage

My dad did that to me, he made me go on a date with a silent aspie

It was a terrible date and my dad forced me to be his gf. I only lasted 6 months before I dumped him

>>72332885
>>72332783

this

PUT THE PHONE AWAY NOW

biggest turnoff

>>72333165
No one asked for your fucking opinion, you silly cunt.
Piss off.

>>72333165
>you knew it wasn't gonna last from the get go
>6 MONTHS
>ONLY

God damn, you're an aspie as well

>>72333230
amazingly, you are more pleasant than the aspie I went on a date with

>his mother still have faith in him
lmao @ this normie

Don't look at your phone I'd say

Ask her to talk about her

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You just need to listen to me. You know, i'm brazilian, I know about these things.

>>72333247
yes, yes, I am too an aspie.
Pseudo-arranged marriage failed
>>72333135

He's probably doing alright lads.

>>72333370
I though braliilians know only about favelas building and favelas building.

Show her funny memes from 4chan like Pepe and Feels guy.

>>72332407
how did you take that photo?

>>72333256
Fuck you cunt

>>72333492
Come to think of it, I had 2 pseudo-arranged marriages. You're more like guy #1

Both were like OP, their parents did the "dating" for them

Show her some leaked photos of Hermione titts and discuss some topics around it.

>>72333552
Okay now I'm curious what the fuck
Are you Indian?

>>72333552
>You have to go back

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>>72333462
Rude.

>>72333225
T H I S

Just speak to her and let her tell something. Tell a lil bit about yourself. Only good, funny stuff. Better if she talks more.

>>72333552
Proof you're a roastie

>>72332767
I am kissless and handholdness virgin just like you
>>72333475
She was looking the menu. Can't post that much because she tells it's rude to text while we are together.

>>72332267
Do you have drinks? You may break the ice with some alcohol in the blood.

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too bad i missed the last thread, i could have given real advice.

the only advice you need now is:

talk to her, try to enjoy yourself, bring her somewhere you think is fun

>>72333475
This. What more, he didn't show the thread on the phone

Jesus Russia.This is Finnish levels of autism

>>72333692
It is rude go and fly away from the nest little bird

>>72333692
but how did you take a photo of your phone, do you have two phones or something?

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>>72332407
Damn that date must be akward as fuck.

>>72333716
also, put your phone away, goofball

>>72333584
Chinese

First fiancee lasted 3 months
Second fiancee lasted 6 months

>>72333601
I probably would, if I didn't find a normie Chinese man in real life. Luckily, I found a normie Chinese guy in real life to date.

Protip: don't date guys who have parents do "dating" for them. They are aspies and make terrible relationships

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>>72333475
shut up

>>72333692
>She was looking the menu.
How did you miss the point

Pretend to take a shit and answer this immediately, I'm perplexed

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>>72333692
Enter the "random questions mode". Ask cute random questions like "do you have pets?", "whats the name of your parents?", "what is your favorite meal?", etc. So you can hope that she make a decent conversation from that. Usually this tactic works.

>>72332783
This tbqh

>>72333692
Fucking imbecile drop the phone

>>72333789
Post proof please

>>72333789
At I remember you he had fits in the middle of shops right?
>dating somone
Fuck off normie twat

>>72333475
Google glasses.

>>72333615
Sorry, i forgot about drug dealing and pimping

Keep her talking about herself or something she is interested in. Girls love to talk about themselves

>>72333871
Are they based?

>>72332407
Try to talk with her and please DO NOT TALK ABOUT FUCKING POLITICS OR ANIME. You will be fucked if you do that.

>>72333789
Come home, chinawoman. And remember, you will always be faithful to your party and it's people...

"Well it's rude too to have such beauty in front of me and not being able to lkow more about her, but i'd bet you are more than babe, tell me about yourself, i'm sure you are interesting as l
You look"

Talk about your love for Islam

>>72333867
Yes, he did have a fit in the middle of the shops like a 4 year old

I actually found a new bf recently. I met him in real life, he works nearby my workplace, and he is a normie, and pleasant. I'm quite happy. New bf also loves me quite a lot, I believe.

anyway be yourself OP :3 but beeee pleasant

>>72332267
Go away evil dogger.

>>72333993
Hi Province of China

>>72334031
Yeah nah yeah fuck off normie twat
Male of female you aren't welcome here

>>72333982
politics can be okay. can help weed out girls who have a very different world view than you. but if you're just trying to make it to the end of the night or get laid it may be bad

Ask her the following questions:
Do you speak English?
Do you like anime?
Do you like traps? (she probably knows nothing about crossdressing, so tell her about it)

>>72334087
Hi, Chinaman in US. Remember to come back as well. Your country needs you.

FUCKING LEAVE THAT DAMN PHONE FAGGOT! You will make her boring. OMG just put away your mobile. I thought I had seen all after I saw this thread...

>>72334031
Actually now I think about it
How old are you?
You must be like 30 or so?

>>72334097
I think it will be helpful. The girl is probably a normie

Besides, can two aspies be in a relationship with each other? Eventually they both have to become normies, or the relationship will fail

>>72334125
DONT DO THIS

>>72334115
I suppose so. He should ask her about random things like name to break the ice. Anyway, She seems to be pretty boring.

put the phone away and just be yourself

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>>72332267
>Try to talk with her and please DO NOT TALK ABOUT FUCKING POLITICS OR ANIME.
I already said I like Lucky Star and Gurren Lagann, am I fucked? Pic unrelated, pretending I needed to have a shit to check thread (notice used paper bin REEEEEEE)

Post more pictures you boring faggot

Put that phone away. Make her feel like she's important to you and enjoy your evening.

>>72333995
Holy thirsty mate

>>72334170
Not quite 30, I still have a few more years

>>72334185
Look at r9k
It seems some actually work out
In a very dysfunctional revolting way
Also answer my question how old are you zhang

>>72334087
Burn in hell Zhang.

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>>72334344
OK, that is bad but not so bad. She will probably forget about that.

>>72334344
> Lucky Star and Gurren Lagann
krasava
(do you like iichan)

Tell her that you're listening to advice from 37 fuckers around the world on a Mongolian cave painting board about what to do on your """""date""""".
>>72334344
You're fucked mate.

>>72334344
>I already said I like Lucky Star and Gurren Lagann, am I fucked?
lol, she probably doesn't know what those are, just don't mention it again

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>>72334344
>I already said I like Lucky Star and Gurren Lagann, am I fucked?
Probably. How did she respond?

>>72334344
It's okay m8, just breathe and try to stay calm.
If she didn't like you she would've left by now.
Just BEE yourself.

>>72333822
>"whats the name of your parents?"
you almost had me conviced

>>72334344
Awesome...just awesome.

>>72334344
disgusting russians can't land their piss in the toilet

>>72334344
>>72334438
>>72334445
>>72334451
>>72334460
>>72334491

What is lucky star and gurren lagann?

Include me in the screen cap Plz

>>72334575
I can land my piss on your face.

>>72334344

Fucking hell, man. Put your phone away and >be yourself.

>>72334584
old animes
they are like a decade old (both were released in 2006)

>>72334344
You fucked it m8
Run home

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This bread

>>72334584
Use google unless you're trying to make a point with your ignorance.

>>72334344
Just tell her what do you like and why do you like it. Whatever it is. When you show passion about anything it makes you look happy and fun to be around. And drop the fucking phone m8

>>72334716
Nö

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>>72334344
>Lucky Star and Gurren Lagann

If telling her that doesn't get you laid I don't what will.

Seriously, put the phone away and just ask her what does she like, then you just have to pretend you're interested in everything she talks.

>>72334344
>I already said I like Lucky Star and Gurren Lagann, am I fucked?
She does not know a shit about it. However, I am sure she thinks you are a freak.

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>>72334344
Maybe you can't comunicate with other human beings very well, but why does that matter? Here you are, interacting with us and being a fine guy. If everyone here liked you, why a real girl wouldn't also like you?

>>72334402
Isn't /r9k for single men? I think if you get a gf, you will be too happy to be on /r9k

I'm 27

>>72332267
>>72334344
Jesus christ why are you northerners so awkward and autistic
Put the phone away and stop talking about 2d cartoons my dude, just ask her about her life without being too nosy and be confident and spontaneous

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>>72334344
>said I like Lucky Star and Gurren Lagann

>>72334344
>I said I like giant robots
It's oka-
>I said I was a pedophile weeboo
Not okay

>>72334344
Jesus christ m8
Just ask her if she watches any tv shows or smth at this point, maybe she is one of those '''fangirls''''

>>72335035
RARE
A
R
E

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Is this real life, how can someone like this even get a date in the first place?

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>>72334344
Actually you should show her this thread. Maybe she is into lurking as well.

>>72335035
RARE

tell her everything tell her what your mom did
the truth shall set you free

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>>72334344
>>72332267
get a grip

>>72335035
UNCOMMON

>>72334943
pretty much this, turn the phone off and just listen to her, don't say anything

>>72335083
He's pretty common on fr actually.
Great thread btw

>>72335143
BINLAND :--DD

>>72335122
Do it you madman.
You have almost nothing to lose at this point anyway.
Take that leap of faith

>>72335035
>giant robots
>It's oka-
Man, /m/ is one of the most Asperger places here.

>>72335134
This is the best you can do, I think. Perharps She will think it is funny. You can use that as a way to break the ice. You need to break the ice!!!!

JUST IN CASE you're serious, OP. Tell her straight: "Sorry I'm not good with talking to people but yo'ure very cute and I wanna make love with you. Let's go to my room."

>>72335240 .... actually tell her you want to drill her.

>>72332267
based mum

>>72335253
>reveal her his powerlevel in the autism game
NO
O

women just like someone who listen to them, they don't care and don't want to hear all that shit

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bURSELF family show ur inner slav

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>>72334344
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
RUSSIANS KNOW THE BRAZILIAN PLIGHT. WHERE ARE THE POLES TO HELP US WITH PLUMBING?

>>72335292
>I wanna make love with you. Let's go to my room.
Told him a threesome is the way it needs to be done.

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>>72335329
Yeah or this. Fuck your mother.

>>72335343
shhhh!!!! He is an autist and will be unable to get the gal. At least we can get some keks from the russian.

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>>72334344
>pretending I needed to have a shit to check thread

Ah yes, I can tell this date is going well indeed

>>72332357
since when does OP get (you)s
is it because of the app?

I guess I fucked it lads, I just went full spreg and told that you need to wash your ass after you shit, because you wash your hands with soap and not sweep by paper after you touched shit.
>>72335109
My mom arranged it, check first post
>>72335035
Bitch dont even guess that I'm backed by that rare flags, I will ask her if she knows where Guadelupe is

do not fuck this op, i'm not sleeping because of you

keep us posted

>>72335455
Yes

>>72334344

just ask what she watches and if you know any of them pretend like you really enjoyed watching it

ffs its not that hard

>>72335498
AHAHAHA
H
A
H
A
H
A

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>>72335498

FUCK

>>72335498
Why did you say that?

>>72335498
>I just went full spreg and told that you need to wash your ass after you shit
Be sure to hand-feed her some food right after saying that to emphasize the point.

>>72335498
>I just went full spreg and told that you need to wash your ass after you shit
what a marvellous way to entertain a discussion with a newly met gal

>>72335498
>I guess I fucked it lads, I just went full spreg and told that you need to wash your ass after you shit, because you wash your hands with soap and not sweep by paper after you touched shit.

how can you be this retarded. like in what dimension do you talk about shitting on a first date? you couldn't have seen this in an anime either

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>>72335498
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>72335498
Don't ask, she don't know and you don't. Also tell her it was a lie about the shit.

>>72335498
>I guess I fucked it lads, I just went full spreg and told that you need to wash your ass after you shit, because you wash your hands with soap and not sweep by paper after you touched shit.

KEK. fucking drop the mobile phone and talk to her. It is not that hard, man. She is a human being as you are, she feels, She shits and eats. She is like you, dumb autist.

russians are truly best posters

>>72335498
>told that you need to wash your ass after you shi
WTF, I'm proud of my countrymen now.

>>72335498
Has she just burst into laughter?
I know russians dont laugh but its your ONLY saving grace at this point.
Honestly i am amazed of the pace of how you are fucking this up.

>>72335498
> you need to wash your ass after you shit, because you wash your hands with soap and not sweep by paper after you touched shit.
i do this too
i've had to spent a lot of roubles on bidet, but it's totally worth it

>>72335647

>>72335343
that's cute you figure out what do women want
let me tell you sugar
women want what they can't have each has its individual needs but the concept is versatile but as a whole you put it as simply as above
one more thing
just talk to her OP no matter what you say it isn't important
its how you say it that counts i get away with anything i even spoke once about something as trivial and uninteresting coconut yogurt

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>>72335498
>anon, why is there piss stains all over your trousers?
>u-uh, well you need to wash your ass after you shit, because...

>>72334344
>I like Lucky Star
my comrade

>>72335498
you are eating out with a girl and you talk about SHIT, dude how can someone be this retarded

>>72335647
t. i faq ur mather

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>>72335498
Bless this thread. I haven't had such a good laugh in a long time.

>>72335897

This desu, I don't even care if this is a troll.

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>>72335498
how

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>>72335889

you are moıther ıs motorbıke 2bh :dd

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>>72335498
I'm going to pass out holy shit
thank you Russia for making this person

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>>72335498
Goddammit Russia.

>>72335498
Definitely, Russians are more autistic than finns. Congratulation, You won the autistic war.

>>72334886
Damn you old af senpai I take back the FONT remark
You are an autist if you are that old and still here

If dubs tell her you want to ravage her holes.

>>72335498
GG now tease her in french

Where are you, OP?

>>72335498
Well done lad.

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>>72335865
Pédoweeboo
>>72336136
Stop trolling he do'nt speak ze France.

>>72336094
I got this.

>>72336094
do this anyway

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I hope OP won't get laid.

>>72336219
Damn, took a bit of googling to find out what the hell you are.

>>72336085
nothing changes

just show the thread, maybe she laughs and just fucks you for tonight for lels

>>72336163
Reading posts while she is in restroom. When she returns I'll post a new photo pretending it's for instagram or whatever normie shit.

>>72336262
why

>>72335498
DON'T WORRY GIRL, I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THIS WEIRDO!!!!

>>72336163
can't OP just let his mother handle this ?
put a bluetooth ear plug or something
that's how a friend and i passed all our exams
he would get somebody from outside give him the answers through the phone and i would be by his side to copy whatever he wrote down

>>72336244
>>72336244
>>72336244
>>72336244
DUBS COMMAND FAGGOT
Do it anyways it's not like you're going to lose something; you already fucked up.

>>72336292
>she is in restroom
Plot twist: she is in the same boat. Maybe she made a thread on leddit or something.

>>72334344
Listen to this roach, OP, you can't get much worse. >>72336291

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>>72335498
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>72336360
this desu

What's up with people going to the restroom at a date ? You can't hold an hour ?

She's probably fleeing right now

tell her tu veux ma bite?
i drive french girls crazy with this.

>>72336360
Roll

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>>72336267
Just a frenchman.
>>72336262
We know you hate pussies, swedistan.

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>>72336360
Yeah do this

>>72336415
I drink

>>72336534
Fake news

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I fucking love you op! Best thread in a long time
You need to make her laugh, just try to be funny, silly, play dumb, whatever that makes her laugh, also ask her out her intrests like music film or sports, then at the endof the date if it went well you need to tell her your mumdid this or it simpossivle to keep a serious relationship with her

>>72336460
WE FRENCHMEN NOW!

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>>72335498
>you need to wash your ass after you shit, because you wash your hands with soap and not sweep by paper

>>72336292
Let's hope she comes back from the restroom.

It been a couple of minutes, maybe you should head to the women's toilet and go look for her

>>72336582
Why should he tell her?

>haha oh i forgot to mention my mom set this date up because all i do is sitting in front of my computer and watch anime

I don't think that will work

>>72336760
Are you trying to make op look creepy too?

>>72336746
I wouldn't be surprised if she managed to escape from the date

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>>72336653

>>72336808
>implying he hasn't been looking creepy all ths time

OP don't listen to the faggots above. Just tell her directly that you eat ass.
She will appreciate your honesty plus will want you to eat her ass. I'm counting on you OP, we can still save this.

>>72336760
this, and if she hasn't ran away already, remind her to wash her ass with water

>>72336808
*silently takes photos of you*

>>72335035
t. guadeloupanon lesqueniste

>>72336360
>>72336291

This. I'm sure he can get a kiss as comphrension/pity

>>72336859
Well sure, but waiting outside the women's bathroom?

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>>72335498
>I guess I fucked it lads, I just went full spreg and told that you need to wash your ass after you shit

HOLY SHIT IVAN

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>>72336890
Lesquen is just the best président for France. Vote for him.

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>>72335498
Lel.

>>72333871
>google glasses
>Russia
/0

>>72336779
If the date goes well and she starts to like him, she probably wont mind. Its very imoprtant to be honest with each other in a relationship

everything is going to turn out right don't overthink
just be yourself

I think OP is suidide.

>>72337483
She just came back from the bathroom. Everything will be OK for OP, I hope.

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Op...?

This is why this board was made.
THIS is cultural exchange.

>>72337537
i hope she did do the old leave resturant by saying going to the restroom technique

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>>72337574
So much culture.

>>72337674
I hope OP told her everything, she was overwhelmed by his honesty, and they're on their way to make sweet love in her apartment.

>>72337770
so cosmopolitan

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>>72337877
We need to stop it.

>>72337803
this would actually make me really happy for the day if this were to happen desu

>>72337926
vote

>>72337803
>son takes date back home
>date meets mom
>"Oh, haha, so you were the one I was talking to on the app. You were so charming and funny you really had me going"
>"oh why thank you sweetie ;)"
>son goes to bathroom to wash his ass again
>Mom and date hit it off and start having hot dom milf on petite sub qt sex
>son goes back to weeb posting with the brits
everyone gets a happy ending

>>72338071
Best end

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>>72337959
>A Russian manchild live-posts his awkward sex whilst 78 lads from around the world cheer and post images in a Finno-Ugric knitting forum

Truly, a grand time to be alive

>>72338146
This is one for the history books. Alongside other glorious moments such as Sheikh's arrest, the Brit meetup, or a fat autist taking a shit on a styrofoam cube of Israel.

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He must be either banging, or having a Real conversation with her right now. Lets all channel our positive energy to op

>>72338071
literally what could go wrong?

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Good fucking thread

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IVAN
TAKE MY ENERGY

isn't the male/female ratio rather low in slavland? It's not like she has a choice. I'm hopeful.

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>>72338304

>>72338146
dumb metaposter

>>72338385
More men than women just like everywhere else, only at around 40 year olds it becomes even and then more and more women

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>>72338247
Great times

>>72338385
Slavic men tend to be useless alcoholics, so if OP isn't one, that's already a bonus. Although, his description makes him sound like he's a NEET.

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Just went to smoke and told how pläp's pung slaps man's ass and girl's chest during sex and she found it actually funny. Will you guys still accept me if I will become normie and will become non-virgin?

>>72338771
>pläp's pung slaps man's ass and girl's chest during sex
wat?

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>>72338771
>how pläp's pung slaps man's ass and girl's chest during sex

Is this actually happening?
There's hope for everyone. I love you OP!
LIBERATE HER GOOD

>>72338771
>Will you guys still accept me if I will become normie and will become non-virgin?
I will try my best to firgive you

>>72338771
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahHhHhHhHhHhHhHahahahaAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXxxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa

>>72338771
>pläp's pung slaps man's ass and girl's chest during sex
This is too much

>>72338850
his ballsack slaps his ass and the girls chest during sex, so big is it.

>>72338924
Ah, okay.

>>72338850
I ask - "Have there been any problems with your condition?"

Anders slowly lower foot down from the bench and reaching for their washed-out green underpants and smell them.

- "Well, these are freshly washed .. What did you say, problems? With intimacy? I'll be honest and say that many women become nervous when we .. Yes .. When we have sex, that is. I tend to calm them with tender words that I should be loving and gentle, but it always ends with me fläskar on them so violently in doggy style to the scrotum both hit me in the back and her across the chest. Endel girls are so afraid that they'll be tough and say they do not feel anything. "

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when theres a screen cap please include me.

talk to her about Ukraine and how it has no right to existence

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>>72338771
>how pläp's pung slaps man's ass and girl's chest during sex

>>72338771
α as fuck.

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>>72338771
>how pläp's pung slaps man's ass and girl's chest during sex

>>72338771
Good job. Now show her the thread.

>>72338771
>>72338924
"Hey sweetie you know, I can teabag you so much you would suffocate"

Well it could be a new approach, is she laughs it's always a good sign
Weird, anyway, and I suspect OP is just shitting on us

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>>72338771

GREAT THREAD 2BH LA

>>72338609
an /int/ classic

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>>72338771

hmmm

>>72338771
she finds you charming OP and we will all accept you as a normie, i promise

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this fucking thread i swear to god

if you actually manage to fuck her tonight i will never make anti-russian comments on /int/ again

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>>72338771
>pläp's pung slaps man's ass and girl's chest during sex
Other than that, well done op you deserve it.

>>72339252

Its midnight there so he must be getting close

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>>72338994

>>72339252
Communists aren't human de toute façon

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>>72338771
>Will you guys still accept me if I will become normie and will become non-virgin?
He might be getting more action than any of us
The guy who took advice from /int/ on his first date
The guy that was forced to go on a date by his mother
The guy who said "you need to wash your ass after you shit, because you wash your hands with soap and not sweep by paper after you touched shit" to the only girl he will probably ever date
The Guy
The Myth
The Legend

>all these losers who don't remember the plap thread

>>72339296
PLÄP
Is a Swedish word and is short for Pung-Längre-Än-Penis wich in English means Scrotum-Longer-Then-Penis.

toastin in ebin thread :DDD

>>72335753
t. chechen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pka3psIK9Eo

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fug her opee

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>>72338771
>be russian
>get pläp'd

>>72339334
Kek.

>>72334344
i cant breathe

>>72338771
Be sure to create another thread tomorrow and update us on how it went!

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>>72338771

holy fuck OP
You're the man, slay that gril
(and show her the thread)

>>72339390
this is really good, it reminds me of all those fun times in high school that I never had. other kids did though. they just kind of hung out and smoked and joked and were just humans. I constantly loomed near humanity but couldn't ever achieve it and still can't.

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>>72335498
>I guess I fucked it lads, I just went full spreg and told that you need to wash your ass after you shit, because you wash your hands with soap and not sweep by paper after you touched shit.

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>tfw you actually have a PLÄP

>>72339474
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>>72339390
>>72339356
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>>72339346
are all of you faggots retarded ? if that's real and that girl still sits with him after all the shitty conversation with autist OP (sorry) then it's obviously played by mom she probably paid her to have sex with him because you know mom's care about their children.

>>72339685
hot 2bh

>>72338647
From my POV you are more useless when you don't drink alcohol at all.

>>72339685
if so then this thread was only the beta test

>>72339685
Zanuda.

>>72339685
doesn't matter, he will fail even with a paid one. he is one of us after all

>>72339685
way to break the immersion!

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>>72339390
>EPA
Axaxaxaxaxa

>>72339685
>tfw your mom will never pay for a prostitute girlfriend.

>>72339811
Why dont you try? Just ask her if She wants to have sex with you. If she is a bitch as the georgian predicted, You will fuck and lose virginity. It is really worthy !!!!

>>72339942
you confused me with op, I am not the op

>>72339865
yeah, fucking her will be like throwing a salame down a corridor
you're warned op, you better be pretty hung

>>72339865
i don't think that there are any prostitutes in faroe islands
>>72339799
tfw my life's so ruined that i am war veteran fighting u guys and unemployed and shitposting on 4chan, so your insult actually describes me
>>72339717
>>72339754
>>72339811
>>72339824
sorry but you all have to tell between reality and illusion even anime teaches you that.

>>72338924
Rare.

>>72339942
yeah exactly lol, the worst thing she can tell is a big NO nothing else she isn't some anime characte rwith superpowers

>>72340111
Leaf

>>72339685
or maybe she's just OP's girlfriend and he is pretending to be some autistic fuck

>>72332407
CUTE! Don't fuck this up, you dumbass Russian.

>>72340069
> war veteran
SOUTH OSSETIA BELONGS TO RUSSIA

>>72340135
idk, russians aren't as charming as berlusconi. but what would he gain from that ? you can't even laugh from the reactions of online people writing responses unless it's a video.

>>72340111
my flags rare too mr leaf

pls give me a (you)

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I fear Russia and its people no more.

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OP, just be yourself :)

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OP here
>mfw that girl unironically calls me Pläp-Slavik now

>>72340143
when you grow up you will understand that this world belongs to no one it's actually a game played by world superpowers. doesn't matter what you are fightign for, country, loved ones, idea. you still serve the role that was written by elites. i understood that the hard way.

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Goodluck Ivan Give her one of these. You wont ever see her again, so go all out. Remember to focus on your breathing.

>>72340217
California isnt rare mate
thanks for getting EXTRAFLAGS anyways

Gonna read this thread tomorrow, good luck OP.

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>>72340249

>>72340130
Leaf is here to watch Russia friend spaghetti
>>72340217
>(You)

>>72340171
>but what would he gain from that
attention + it would be fun if they did this together

>>72340249
ebin

>>72340375
perhaps you are right, russians are weird motherfuckers

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>>72340249
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>72340069
In my reality you look strange if you don't drink even at birthday of yours relatives.

>>72340249
What happened OP? Did she leave you? Is your mom going to kick you out now?

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>>72335498

and legend says european birth rates were reversed ever since this thread

lol you are such retard lads

Everyone just pretend that they believe op r-right guys?

>>72340962
Of course, it is just to kill time.

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>mommy will never buy me a whore

>>72340962
nobody lie on internet, especially on 4chan

OP, this is a good thread, you made a good thread.
You can now tell her that you made a good thread so you can have happy copulation since human females are attracted to men who make good things.

>>72341349
based croissant voting for lepen ?

>>72340962
>implying OP isn't fucking her brains out right now and thinking about more autistic retard shit to tell her afterwards

>>72340897
shut up it's funny

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We are waiting OP...