/brit/

anime

first for remain

if scottish independence would hurt scotland and do little to damage england

then why the fuck does anyone south of the border care

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZewViBLl5Ks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-aKzd4ZSxc

TEAM MOOSE SWIPE SWIPING

>>72327775
I'm glad you oppose Scottish independence

>>72327781
they don't except for borders autism

SOAR ALBA

>>72327781
I don't.

If anything it would save us money and do wonders for English identity.

Cornish independence soon

OuO

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nice reply, i will use that someday....

independent wales now

>>72327800
>>72327810
it doesn't bother me but the amount of effort going into better together and the rest of the shite seems excessive given the circumstances

>>72327819
celtic union

Might download some music production software and see if I can make some music.

Which music production software should I acquire lads?

>>72327861
fl studio or ableton

might declare my bathroom an independent state

if scotland can do it then there's no reason why not

>>72327794
tim sounds in a better mood and a lot more coherent nowadays
is he seeing a doctor?

Communism is Judaism.

>>72327781
Deep down every Englishman sees Scotland as his rightful clay to use and exploit
They just want to scots to either die or drink themselves quiet

Business idea: England campaigns for Scotland to leave

Result: Scotland votes to stay to spite them

>>72327841
Lad just read it instead of posting it, or at least create some new reaction image or something.

>>72327794
>that was in the mid 80s

>>72326499
>i was born in 1988

the plot thickens

>>72327781
>and do little to damage england
Don't lie.
It would destroy the last ounces of pride England has remaining.

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>>72327810
Scotland produces the most GDP per capita of anywhere outside of London m8

An independent Scotland would be quite a bit ahead of the rest of the UK

Plus England doesn't have any identity

>>72327900
>yanks roleplaying
begging you to fuck off, it's really cringey mate
>>72327781
i think scotland should leave. Like we nearly lost the brexit vote because of them, in future the vote could be swung by them which i wouldnt want. We are clearly very different countries. I wish them the best but dont want them to have input in our parliament

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apologise

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>>72327885

Hes away from the corrupting influence of Vinay but someone keeps blocking him in with their car. Possible second arc soon

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>>72327885
Nah, he's getting back to his old ways. Keeps recording kids banging around in the upstairs flat, rubbish bags left out by his neighbours, cars that park too close to his.

>>72327885
now that he's no longer being barracked and harassed by the dentist on a daily basis I suppose he's calmed down a lot

>>72327908
wouldn't be surprised

>>72327958
WE

>>72327975
tim can drive

wtf

isnt that incredibly dangerous

>>72327961
>>72327975
ah damn, i thought he might be on an upswing. At least he doesnt seem too rambley in those two vids

>>72327961
>>72327990
vinay did nothing wrong and was just trying to be nice and to help

>>72327794

>Blue Star Camps is a Jewish summer camp

rlly makes you think

>>72327954
Problem is that's with our economic system being inside the UK, as an independent nation there would be far more costs imposed, thus instantly losing us that status

>>72327849
governments can't just acquire land by sending out an expedition to seize it from the locals anymore. so retention is all the've got.

Business idea: A pub in London that sells at least one lager and one ale for no more than £3 per pint.

>>72328023
alri vinay

>>72328023
FOV
FOD

>>72328018
Watch the last 5 mins of his longer videos, that's where he rambles about the same old shit

>>72328023
t. Vinay

We need a bioweapon that targets everyone without blue eyes

The world would instantly improve

>>72328086
Green eyes are the master race.

>>72328035
(((Timothy James Byrne)))
(((Moosey)))

Remember when someone posted him a picture of Kev?

Was howling at that for a long time

>>72328086
*pre emptively kills myself*

>>72327781
>on here
brits on 4chan have empire nostalgia and like to think back to when you were cool and you wuz inventors and shiiieeeet

>irl
everyone i've spoke to on the issue didn't care but now finds it annoying that we were bombarded with Scottish independence related shit for the entire year leading up to the referendum, uyou said no and yet we are still bombarded with it
the consensus seems to be "i wish they would have just fucked off"

What's the name of the guy that talks about the person v collective? someone posted a youtube link to it ages ago, asking for a friend.

>>72328047
I admit that in the short term the economy would take a bit of a hit (uncertainty always fucks things over a bit - just look at Brexit), but in the long term I think Scotland would be financially a lot better off.

Small countries tend to be a lot more versatile in the first place (economically and politically), and Scotland's economy is very different to England's (less service driven, more production).

chocolate rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6suaDGWmOo
bit of a banger but its exactly the same as "aint safe on the block"

>>72328163
barry zito colonoscopy

>>72326522
move away from australia they're out of your league

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>>72327775
>he didn't see the Daily Politics today on the scottich ref. on independence
oh, what a hoot
>>72327607
not bad for once, that shite is toxic. thank those obsessive cunts about CO2 for that.
Gordon Brown and the E.U.
Anyone who passed chemistry in middle–school could tell that from the very process of refinement.
>muh deezil sooo kleenur den petshrul
>SEE OOO TUUU
>Pleez gib speshul deel on skrappij, Gubmint

>>72328050
There's a pub near me (Hull) that, until recently, did pints of bitter for £1.25. Can't remember the brand of beer but it was alright.

God i cant wait for us to finally become independent...All these years you stupid English cunts have held us back. We basically drive the economy, and have insanely huge amounts of oil. We'll probably be able to stay in the EU, while you cunts rot outside it and fade into irrelevance. Edinburgh will be the new financial capital of Europe and our gdp per capita will be double yours.

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>>72328120
hmm

>>72328205
all vehicles should be electric and most should be owned by large ridesharing corporations rather than individuals

Daily reminder that on Saturday the Scottish national Rugby Union team travelled to Twickenham, full of hopes of winning their first Calcutta Cup at Twickenham since 1983, Triple Crown and their first ever 6 Nations Title. In the second minute of the match, Fraser Brown committed attempted murder on England's Brave Elliott Daly and was sent to the sin bin. In the ensuing ten minutes Scotland conceded two tries. Their situation did not improve when Brown returned, and the final scoreline ended up being 61-21, the Scots conceding the biggest score in Calcutta Cup history and the biggest losing margin.

The very next day, Nicola Sturgeon announced her plans for a second Scottish Independence referendum. This poses the interesting question: do the Scots feel worthy of even being part of the same country as those that humiliated their '''finest''' athletes so heavily?

>>72328235
>have insanely huge amounts of oil.
Maybe if you can stop deep frying mars bars in it it might be useful.

>>72328235
>insanely huge amounts of oil
England has more oil than us

>>72328235
>We'll probably be able to stay in the EU
hello this is spain where are the veto

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>>72328121

The picture and message with Poleaboo was a bit mean though haha

>>72328050
sam smiths still probs are around that

were about 2.15/pt for some of their stuff about 8 years ago, so 3 quid sounds about right now

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>>72327765

>>72328235
gonna take a guess and say this is an english poster trying to start an argument

either that or an especially dim ned

>>72328268
Our revenue from it in 2014 was in the billions...If England didn't steal it off us imagine how we could have used that. Or saved it. Fuckers

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>>72328255

>>72328268
Yea but even the right-wing tories are somewhat reluctant to destroy all the countryside to frack

>>72328297
Spain have already said they'll let us in asap top priority (if we aren't allowed to stay, which we will be). Catalonia is nothing like this situation.

dun no

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>>72328302
>don't mess with me sunshine

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RIP Mike Brown - murdered by a pig who was protected by AmeriKKKa

Brea, bûter en griene tsiis is goed Ingelsk en goed Frysk

>>72328235
2/10

if you're going to false flag at least make it somewhat believable

>>72328235
>and have insanely huge amounts of oil.
Careful, somewhere a Yank's ears just pricked up.

>>72328377
nope, didn't catch any of that

>>72328235
>We'll probably be able to stay in the EU
*rejoin
and no you won't

>>72328365
hello this is italy
hello this is belgium

>>72328374
Did you see that recent video that came out that all the negroes were claiming proves that Mike Brown didn't deserve to die and that he was a good boi who dindu nuffin?

It showed him drug dealing the night before he died.

>>72328407
I'd unironically rather become the 51st state than rejoin the EU

>>72328414
"bread, butter and green cheese is good english and good fries"

>>72328417
What? Those countries won't veto they want another powerful and rich nation as part of the EU.

>>72328086
they need to construct a genophage that targets anyone without light eyes

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>>72327910
this is you and your friends

>2 days since referendum called for
>Not even confirmed
>£100,000 in donations to the SNP
>£300,000 in donations to the Yes campaign
>Brian Soutar yet to drop the few million he inevitably will
>£0 raised for any better together campaign

kek

dealing drugs does not mean you deserve to diee

>>72328374
>"stop or i'll shoot"
>charge directly at the cop
>be surprised when he shoots
Ah yes, "oppression."

>>72328439
But the core claim justifying Brown's murder was that he reached for the gun. And that was a lie.

>>72328453
none of them want to set a precedent for regions being able to go independent and remain in the eu

>>72328439
why are rorkes so eager for summary executions of people coloured differently than themsevles?

>>72328453
of course they do, but unfortunately you're Scotland

>>72328454
At least 50% of Ireland would die

>>72328453
>powerful
no nation of 5 million is powerful

>rich
maybe not bad per capita, hardly comes anywhere near making up for the UK leaving though, Germany is still going to have to find a lot of extra money to funnel into former communist countries

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the film "Pride" makes me disgusted and sums up the left since the 1960s

the degenerate poz infested scumbags have ruined the hard working, patriotic socialist labour movement

>>72328482
They haven't even bothered to launch an official No campaign yet because the referendum won't be until at least 2020.

>>72328482
Probably because there won't be a referendum at all

>>72328454
>genophage
good idea mordin o'solus

>>72328297
>>72328417
Depends how punitive the EU wants to be to the rUK 2bh. If negotiations go badly I wouldn't put it past them to make overtures to Scotland to sink May.
>>72328439
Drug dealing doesn't exactly deserve death m8

>>72328492
tbf that's not what what you posted says
it says he "never tried to unholster the weapon". In the police officer's version of events, mike brown reached into the car and that is when he fired (hence the bullet wound on the hand). He could've been reaching for the gun but not actually managed to touch the holster before wilson started firing

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Remember when Tim got sent a picture of Poleaboo and said he looked threatening

>>72328567
well he was holding a fist up

>>72328515
We're not rich and powerful because England steals it all from us and uses our productive economy to prop up it's failing shithole

>>72328567
Marcus Hauser

got a rash next to my willy that's been there for like 2 months
reckon I've been pozzed

>>72328567
He called the police over it haha

>>72328564
>I can't read
fascinating

>>72328497
because they're criminal scum that don't deserve life

>>72328563
it absolutely does

>>72328550
That'd literally be the most stupid thing May could do though. Nothing would vindicate the SNP quite like Westminster refusing to grant a referendum.

taught my rat a new trick

>>72328513
nope

>>72328617
right

i mean that's not really how it works though

we don't cut people's hands off for shoplifiting or hang them for smoking a zoot

this isn't rasheedistan

>>72328563
They haven't so far. The EU's actions towards Sturgeon so far indicate that they're at best ambivalent to the SNP.

>>72328617
>it absolutely does
Sorry rasheed, forgot drugs are haram

17
>>I can't read
ah yes i "unholster the weapon" instead of "remove the gun from the holster"
what a massive diffference

>>72328519
Those type are always there on the fringe, once the left died as a mainstream movement they took up residence in the corpse.

No idea about this film btw and I don't care.

I'm wide awake, it's morning.

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>>72328652
>this isn't rasheedistan

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/brit/ BTFO

>>72328648
Yes they would Ireland has some of the highest rates of brown eyes in europe

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>>72328690
>typed the britposter

Supposed to be at a job interview right now but i didn't go. Feels weird desu but i didn't even want the job

>>72328677
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_(2014_film)

this film

makes a mockery of the left

throw gays in the bog

>>72328653
Might change depending on how much May fucks up negotiations though

>>72328755
what job famalam

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>>72328703
>tfw no christmas cake gf

>>72328635
What did you teach him?

What did ships do if the wind was blowing in the opposite direction?

>>72328666
I'm a Catholic. VERY telling digits though.

>>72328667
>admitting you were wrong while trying to mock someone for calling you out on it
hmm

>>72328729
I love that you posted an image that shows that you're worse off than Britain lmao.

>>72328765
>Caring about gays
>2017

Aren't you missing 5 o'clock prayers?

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>>72328784
you can always try this

>>72328765
Rasheed

>>72328258
>all vehicles should be electric
Hmm, well how do they make the batteries?
[as commentator Richard Nichols]
–indeed, lots and llots of llovely lithium extracted from near Lima.
http://www.mining.com/web/an-evaluation-of-the-lithium-mining-environment-in-south-america/

>>72328755
It was a call center job only applied because i need a job. I thought about it and i don't want to work in a place like that.

>>72328795
They have this weird rigging that they can use to zig-zag in a generally forward direction

>>72328796
>b-b-but France is e-even worse
amusing non-argument, care for another ?

>>72328721
thats not true and you know it
we had this exact argument before

what's working in a bar/pub like

>>72328837
>le 85% face

>>72328797
>>72328803
>when AIDS-riddled, child molesting bumders screech "RASHEED" to try to save face
More embarrassing than people that screech "RACIST" when they're losing an argument.

>>72328828
never worked in a call centre although the competitiveness kind of appeals to me

what a feeling it must be to rip off some old bint and earn yourself a nice bonus

>>72328777
Replied to the wrong post
>>72328828

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>>>/pol/116764505

Lads check out this ID

>>72328863
shrieked

>>72328795
just turn round and approach the destination from the other side of the sea

but back then the world was flat so you'd just fall off the edge

>>72328837
Sure.

I'm Northern Irish. We're almost 100% white and less than a tenth of a percent muslim.

You're French. You're very much not white and VERY muslim.

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>>when AIDS-riddled, child molesting bumders screech "RASHEED" to try to save face
>More embarrassing than people that screech "RACIST" when they're losing an argument.

>>72328843
Depends

I worked in a local for a bit. It's fun when there's a steady stream of regulars and you can get some chat in. It's pretty shit when it's packed on Christmas Eve etc. and you're having to serve yours m8s while you're working.

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>>72328863
WEW lad

Another trip to the US with work lads.

No air miles though smdh

>>72328765
I don't care.

>>72328840
Someone post the map. Outside of parts of Ulster and Dublin it has low rates of light eyes

>>72328854
It was a customer service call center. So i would have been dealing with the complaints.

>>72328847
rasheed

>>72328837
do you always come here to get frustrated like this

>>72328850
Rasheed

/brit/ is disproportionately northern Irish and Irish desu.
t.belfast

>>72328763
I very much want to flick those soft doggy ears.

>>72328765
>those ravingly positive rants for Pride by the 'mode.
>MacGregor_face.jpg

>>72328940
you are statistically more likely to be a rasheed than me

>>72328942
bantered six ways to sunday

>>72328903
so it's alright apart from one day a year?

>Englands biggest exports:
Rowdy tourists
Sharia law

>Scotlands biggest exports:
Heroin
Depression

>Northern Irelands biggest exports
terrorism
illiterate protestants

>Irelands biggest exports:
machinery and equipment computers chemicals
medical devices
pharmaceuticals
food products
animal products
IT goods

Ireland... what went right?

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>RASHEED

>>72328926
Feel bad for the people working in those.

Especially when I will regularly wind people up at my job and then tell them to phone customer services when I'm bored of them.

>>72328925
Theres never been a nationwide census on eye colour you gobshite

>Tonnes of Northern Irish posters on /brit/
>Tonnes of Irish posters on /brit/
>Tonnes of English posters on /brit/
>Quite a few Scottish posters on /brit/

Why are there never any Welsh posters? Do they not have the internet yet there or something?

>>72329009
Ireland's biggest export is illegal immigrats tbqh lad. It's why your average IQ is 92.

>>72329051
>Tonnes
alri chaucer

>>72329012
Rasheed

>>72329051
They're irrelevant even online.

>>72329051
lisicki's welsh

>>72329009
>Scotland exporting heroin

Haven't really thought about that have you.

>scotland deserves another referendum because situations have changed
>but you're not allowed another eu referendum despite situations changing
fuck off and give us one i'll actually vote this time and then we can put this nonsense behind us

>>72329009
>Irelands biggest exports:
>Doesn't include pikeys
Can't trust that list lads

>>72329003
That was just a particularly bad example.

You get pretty bad fomo working on Friday and Saturday nights and occasionally big events through the week

The general day-to-day work is good though

>>72329051
>Tonnes
fuck off yank, "metrick tonne" is the correct unit

>>72328840
>>72328721
>actually caring about the colors of other people's irides.
this is the depth of retardation that /pol/ has brought us.

>>72329052
thats from old data that included ulster scots
dragged the average down they did

>>72328797
>>72328803
really great argument

degenerates

Got a corporate role and I had to spend the afternoon with the so-called working class tradesmen who actually do all the work for my company. They've been there for years and know the job inside out whereas I'm just a yuppie graduate who knows absolutely nothing, and I still earn quite a bit more than them. Really makes you think

>finally get in the mood to do my assignment
>don't know what to write
I thought this was going to be easy desu.

>>72329108
hello nigger

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>>72329051
there's plenty of Welsh posters

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>rasheed!

>>72329116
Rasheed

>>72328988
nah, a great deal if our immigration comes from french overseas colonies such as Guyana, and are thus catholic
rasheed

>>72329027
Yeah i really didn't think about how shit it would be until a few days ago.

>>72329126
tbf tradesmen do pretty well for themselves. I wouldn't be surprised if the average 30 year old tradesman earns more than the average 30 year old graduate

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>tfw no Irish gf

>>72329108
t. Jamal al-Chang

>knowing when prayers are

rasheed

>>72329195
there are literally twice as many muslims in france than in britain rasheed

>>72329113
It was actually a study done BY an Ulster Scot. So probably very biased.

Having said that, the Irish brain drain is still very real.

Might change gears and work in IT lads

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>>72329241
>Islam is bad

i was thinking about it, maybe I should be a patisserie

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good thing i don't have any friends or a gf

>go to tryouts for university challenge
>get 7/10 of the screening questions

annoyed lads, should have got 8 but I mixed up sumatra and java. Don't think I'll have made it through given that the bulk of the questions were pop culture stuff anyone could get

>>72329210
JUST

delete this

FUCK YOU

https://twitter.com/VICEUK/status/841296561640419328

>women thinking they're oppressed when they can get fucked for a living

christ they annoy me
can't wait till we have artificial wombs. genocide women.

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*blocks your path*

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>>72329315
why would someone do that

>>72329315
haha

mad bants

>>72329305
me? i want to be a fish and chip shop

>>72329303
BASED ETHIOPIA
A
S
E
D

>>72329349
>I mixed up sumatra and java

fucking idiot lmao

>>72329208
These guys were just heating and electrical engineers, not actually sure what they were on desu, think it was something like £28k. Not too bad, but I studied a completely irrelevant job and don't even understand the company, and have gone straight into a £30k job. I'm on track for management too, so that will probably go up much higher. Biggest difference is I'm middle class and presentable and that's who other middle-class presentable people want to do business with, rather than some working-class bloke who knows far more about the job.

>>72329416
>>72329210
VAPID
ROASTIE
WHORES

>>72329009
>illiterate protestants
forgot the other bunch there, gille.
Traditionally, Prods have been taught to read the Good Book rather than just take what the local cleric man told 'em. Go read history and origins of the Reformation.
>>72329009
>>Irelands biggest exports:
pikey shits,
Paddy Popery,
its collective rectum to Brussels, Stasbourg and D.C.,
Noncish buggery to distant lands.

>>72329315
based /brit/ddit

>>72329241
but where are the proofs rasheed

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>>72329401

Sup bundabro

You watching any football tonight?

I might start drinking now or wait and watch city - monaco

>>72329445
back to your side of the border billy
also reading the bible can only make you stupider

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!!!!!!!

the thought of having sex scares me and makes me depressed in equal measure

it's far too risky tbqh, especially for a quiet guy like me. far too easy to get falsely accused by some spiteful cunt which would ruin my life

will be dying a virgin

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>>72329445
Go back to the Shankill lad.

konosuba wednesday?

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>also reading the bible can only make you stupider

>>72329536
consider how billions of normies have sex every single day without a care in the world

>>72329536
>far too easy to get falsely accused by some spiteful cunt which would ruin my life

nah
you've read too many horror stories

>>72329438
Please do not insult her.

>>72329445
Fuck off Swooce you saddo

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>>72329474
here you go 'sheed

>>72329536
you need to stop following the 'news' i reckon if you're actually afraid of that

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>>72329550
Quality 'dora post

>>72329559
Hate them

>>72329582
>1%jewish
wow based france

>>72329617
Why?

people in the UK are having sex right now at 17:30

fucking normies

hate them

https://membership.theguardian.com/event/columnwriting-with-owen-jones-29650057119
Just booked in

>>72329559
Well they're normies. They are fundamentally different to me. Whatever they do, I cannot understand.

>>72329567
The fact that it happens at all is utterly terrifying. I don't want to have sex then have my life ruined. I'm far too scared of exposing myself to harm like that. And I know women dislike shy men and men asking for permission so that would give them even more motivation to accuse someone like me.

I would be constantly paranoid in a relationship.

>>72329585
I see it everywhere. The way women talk about men online is just depressing.

Luckily nobody has ever asked me directly if I'm a virgin yet. If that happens I might just have a mental breakdown on the spot.

>>72329695
I have high hopes anon, do us proud

*waltzes into thread*

...runts...

What to do for dinner lads?

There's fuck all in the house and there's only cornershops around here

Might order a 'zza but my diet's been shit recently

>>72329716
maybe drugs could help

>>72329716
you just sound paranoid

take your meds you bloody schizo

>>72329716
I think you're just mentally ill lad.

>>72329765
have a look at these fantastic recipes you can cook with just a couple good old british spuds lad:

http://www.lovepotatoes.co.uk/recipe-categories/home-comforts/

>>72329716
>tfw got outed as a virgin
Women care less than you think they do, and men care a lot fucking less than women.

>>72329716
calm down you fucking child
even conplete losers have sex

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accidently clicked on the spider video on youtube trending and now all my recommendations are spider videos

>>72329767
Doesn't appeal to me

>>72329771
I am paranoid and I am on meds, not for schizophrenia though

It's awful knowing that'll you never have sex and can never say anything IRL about it for fear of being utterly humiliated.

>>72329811

devillish post lad, he might actually believe that

>>72329716
>he does the paranoid virgin post

>>72329837
I'm being serious, people here act as if women will just tell you to fuck off desu, lads might banter you a bit but they're not really bothered, if you're not a fucking weirdo anyway.

which steak is better: rump, sirloin, ribeye

??

>>72329788
I am. But why should that matter? Why should that mean I'm doomed to loneliness?

>>72329811
I could never live it down.

>>72329825
Not me. No woman has ever shown interest in me and I don't have it in me to flirt or do anything that's needed to have sex.

How do you go through life so terrified of being humiliated or laughed at?

.. me timothy james runt in my runted flat in high runtcombe on the 15 of runt 2017 ...

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Only just noticed

everyone ready for a big night out this saint paddy's day then

irish stew and green beer ready

>>72329884
>adult virgin
> not a fucking weirdo

hmmm

>>72329967
no because I'm not irish

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/2017/03/07/father-university-graduate-falsely-accused-rape-says-son-lost/

>just beeeee urself

Those Royal Marines are based superhuman beasts.
just listening to a doc. filmmaker speaking about Blackman.

>>72329970
Pick one or two depending.

>>72329999

>>72329967
I've decided to not have potatoes with my beef stew

For those of you who actually have friends, how many couples do you know where the girl earns more than the guy? I've always maintained that women will not put up with having a low-earning boyfriend, which is why equal pay will only create more problems.

>>72329909
It's pretty hard. Never go outside or do anything unless I have to.

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>>72330005
pathetic

>>72330024
solidarity, i like it

>>72329984
st. patrick's day is for all 2bh

>>72330046
too much makeup

>>72330027
none desu

>>72329909
Just avoid doing anything new or exciting unless you're utterly alone and there's no chance at all that someone can see you.

>>72330065
Interesting, Sophie's started a pig farm

>>72330027
>telling anyone how much you earn

runtoid

green tea is wicked

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>>72330077
It's ladies day in Chelters lad

wish I had been born a girl so I could be spending my time on tumblr rn instead of 4chan

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Could you pull either of these high-class slags?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38690265/some-people-still-blame-sexual-assault-on-short-skirts-a-study-suggests

cunts in ruins

>>72330117
ah yes when everyone pretends to be posh

those women look stupid

all hats look terrible on all women

>>72329481
yes bro i 'm watching some EXPOSITIOn tonite

i have beer ready lad

If I were born a girl, I pro'ly wouldn't stop masturbating or getting dicked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unjVoz-hm_s

>>72330027
Literally none, they have shit tier jobs.

Where do you lads go to legally purchase things now that ISPs are cracking down on places to legally purchase things?

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Why do women wear these things

>>72330228
Eh

>>72330228
proxybay

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>>72330183
BIG fan of hats like these on women.

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>>72329518

>>72330027
I'm a NEET and my gf is a manager at aldi

>>72330027
none

know plenty of couples where the woman has a degree and earns less than the man without a degree

>>72330278
livin the dream

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Banter

trying to find the name of the song and I have nothing to work with other than the chorus tune

wat do

>>72330278
which aldi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmHClIHgnRI

who can remember this banger hahaha

>>72330348
prefer not to say

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>>72330333
>those lugs

>>72330348
Mine

>>72330117
REALLY want to plow some faux-posh chav women

>>72329837
Lost mine a few weeks ago and she didn't seem bothered

>>72330376
patrician post

>>72330351
I don't actually

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Fucking hell

>>72330343
type lyrics into search–engine,
pray
>>72330348
Barnsley

>>72330376
Surprised Cheltenham don't just make private education a requirement to attend.

They've had to limit the amount of drinks you can get because footballers and chavs keep heading along and turning it into some shit festival

>>72330422
I don't know any lyrics
just the tune

>>72330360
alright which region

the thought of having to work for the next 45 years of my life terrifies me

>>72330278
Not sure I believe this desu, aren't managers at Aldi on £50-60k? Why would she put up with a jobless runt like you as a a bf? (no offence)

>>72330343
hum/whistle into shazam?

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cheltenham slags

>>72330490
He probably means that she's a deputy manager. Deps make barely more than store assistants

>>72330489
I'll probably off myself before I reach 50 desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVL7Aevd_m4

>>72330465
hum it into Shazam?

Why doesn't Siri let you type shit?

Occasionally I want to know what a song that's playing in a shop or on the radio is but I don't want to look like a twat and ask Siri vocally

>>72330535
bingo

reach out touch me

>>72330489
go rob a bank lad, whether you're successful or not you won't have to worry about work/accommodation for the next couple decades or so

>>72330465
vocaroo it

*reaches out and touches you*

>>72330557
Shazam