/brit/

don't like clive palmer from his stint in the a-league
the other fat mining billionaire is shit too

wish someone wanted my nudes

cricket

big up frank ocean, sox, dave the drummer and the lib dems

>>72317438
give em

you get to lick your secondary school crush's feet but only after the big black dirty chad cums on them

what are these new celeb leaks in hearing so much about?

what's the name of the viking that doesn't want you watching porn again?

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just found out about the guy
>>72317438
post bp

>>72317461
But she's a Lesbian

>>72317461
Would do it just to lick the cum 2bh, not into feet

>>72317461
we don't have any blacks in brisbane

>>72317471
darude - sandstorm

>>72317461
my secondary school oneitis is a bit of a minger when I look back at it

>>72317456
>>72317472
gay cunts

>>72317471
Varg Vikernes

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>>72317422

>>72317495
fuck OFF then

>>72317472
is this a country meme? cause telstra are reliable just expensive and ive never run out of power

>>72317519
wow anon it's almost as though the meme is being silly

>>72317488
mine is still hot but her tits have probably started sagging already with how big they are

>>72317519
yes at least in my area

t. south australia

To: That leaf who wanted names
https://www.reddit.com/r/celebsnaked/comments/5zhht3/emma_watson/dey6kec/
Looks like a bunch of nobodies aside from Watson

>>72317436
>>72317472
pretty funny guy but he's unironically a massive cunt, always screws people over in his business dealings and anyone that's ever dealt with him personally hates his guts

>live in a dorm
>have meme anxiety
>can't cook because people are in the kitchen
>people think you're weird cause you don't cook

>>72317537
pretending to be gay is still being gay

>>72317495
bit rude

>>72317461
i'm still dating her, going in to our 6th year

Weird spanish cunt is in his room tapping away while I cook a great pasta

>>72317537
mm they're silly extensions of truth though normally

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>>72317551
I cook smelly food on purpose

tapping away in my room

>>72317575
just like mummy-ji used to make

>>72317575
t. Pajeet Curryman
>>72317548
are these picardy countryball memes already facebook tier or is this guy an abnormie shitposter?

>>72317547
Amanda Seyfried is a bigger name than Watson but she's not attractive either

>>72317547
Mah nigga

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hungry but going to bed soon so i shouldn't eat

>>72317626
Just by being on facebook it's facebook tier

>>72317626
Normie, I'd wager he's probably just got someone working his media accounts in an attempt to cash in on the recent wave of high profile people/politicians using internet memes. Doubt he's doing it himself like Trump would.
>>72317636
Not once heard of her

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ol' oneitis from primary grew into a roaring munter
saw her in one of my uni lectures, have absolutely no desire to speak to her

>>72317674
she's the gollum-looking bitch off of Mean Girls

>>72317636
Amanda literal who?

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>this choosy faggot doesn't know a sexy t h i c c lass when he sees one
but I s'pose that automatic'ly comes with faggotry so no surprise.

>>72317674
that's exactly what I was thinking. Makes sense

>>72317686
Oh, so a nobody

>>72317551
all my asian roomies think I'm weird for cooking while they get constantly eat takeaway off daddy's dime

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My old oneitis. Only become prettier since primary school.

Thoughts?

>>72317713
I should flee to Asia like that koreaboo

>>72317700

>>72313036
>>72313227

>>72312889
>>72313194

>>72317681
>>72317739
bit creepy

>>72317739
could have her if i wanted but i don't

>>72317681
i wonder what happened to my primary school gf
she wasnt really my gf but the teacher caught us talking in class and called us a couple so everyone said we were

>>72317700
Responding to literally two threads ago

You're a weird cunt

>>72317626
they might actually be his work, the australia facebook meme scene is ahead of the mark globally so it wouldn't be too hard for him to find out about it. a lot of commercialised pages post that stuff, think one is "crisp aussie memes" or similar
he's a right fat cunt so it wouldn't be unusual to imagine him at home trawling through those pages

More confirmed nudes coming

Confirmed list:
Marisa Tomei
Kelly Hu
Giada de Laurentiis
Kylie Jenner
Analeigh Tipton
Carice van Houten
Alyssa Arca
Lacey Banghard
Jillian Murray
Holly Willoughby
more Victoria Justice and Madison Reed
more Abigail Spencer
more JLaw sort of
more Millie Mackintosh
more Laura Ramsey
=All true, only thing haven’t heard of again since made that list is Jenner…
Unconfirmed but probable:
Kirsten Dunst Video
more Aubrey Plaza
more Bella Thorne (assuming that she does not just go ahead and show us all via Snapchat, same goes for Lia Marie Johnson)
Meisha Tate
lliza Shlesinger
Jordan Capozzi (rapper Lil Debbie)
Wendy McColm
Paz de la Huerta
more Keke P

>>72317681
>oneitis from primary
wasn't as strong as a oneitis but my primary crush turned out fairly well

>>72317767
*staunches in front of you*

Say again mate?

>>72317790
Can't recognise a single name 2bqh

90
foy

>>72317790
>Marisa Tomei
only good one there

>>72317790
where are they being leaked to?

>>72317772
similar thing happened to me in year eight, teacher called me and this other girl "shrek and fiona" and it caught on
wonder what he meant by that

>>72317790
>page 3 model nudes

hmm

>>72317811
Marisa Tomei and Meisha Tate is all I'm looking forward to

seeing celeb's average bodies is a real dreambreaker 2bh

depression

Still haven't gotten over the primary/high-school crush OR the uni crush and I'm already 25

Think /pol/ is a confederacy of cryptosheeds 2bh

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>>72317823
trying to think where I know that name from and then it hit me lmao

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>teacher called me and this other girl "shrek and fiona" and it caught on
>wonder what he meant by that

>>72317575

>fried shit
>deep fried turds
>oven-roasted dingle berries

SOME

>>72317422
his twitter is actually pretty good, but i've heard from both lefties and rorkes that he's a twat

haven't bothered to form my own opinion about him

>>72317790
>Holly Willoughby
seems unlikely

>>72317865
Seeing them with averaged sized penises is a big boost for me

Is this a thread?

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>>72317662
T-T-Tuc in, bigboy.

>>72317894
was actually a little strange considering I was a scrawny lanklet back then, think some other girl joked that I wasn't really a "shrek"
this girl was a right fiona though (in a yummy thicc way)

>>72317869
haven't gotten over the high school crush i never said a word to and im 23

Fuck me that reddit comment I linked to got deleted, just went back to save the links

>>72317834
>shrek and fiona
ouch

>>72317942
He was just saying you looked like an ugly pair of cunts who may have also been outcasts x

>>72317831
Around

>>72317919
Why?

>>72317925
that manlet mac guy wasn't very impressive was he

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>>72317955
i gotchu senpai

>>72317925
Justin long has a little willy in IIizas mouth

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>be me driving
>in lane with arrow painted on the ground turning to the right
>stop at the lights
>see a sign with the same arrow sign with a red cross on it next to the lights
>turn right anyway
>month later (Today) get a fine in the mail
why am i such a dumb cunt

>>72317918
he's just a flat bastard, no discussion on the matter
he's exactly what the lefties are accusing trump of being, a rich slob who got into politics to reduce his own tax and promote his business (not that I'm saying trump actually is that)

>>72317979
hmm
thank you but you're still a dumb phoneposter fuck off

>>72317963
You'll have to take my word

>>72318038
t. Holly

I was assigned ugly at birth

>>72318064
wish mum had told me i was ugly instead of attractive
did NOT prepare me for the real world

>>72318064
Then you specialised

>>72317790
I just looked through these, it appears there is nothing of significance unfortunately.

too much drugs too much drugs too much drugs
too much skunk too much bud too much blunts
came through with an older og
done too much aint gettin too much done

redpill me on jake bugg

>>72318080
No you idiot, people lying to you for one reason or another IS the real world

Still haven't learned your dear mum's lesson

>>72318080
your mum told you you were attractive?
nonce

>>72318093
>cas
good post

>>72318108
i only ever experienced harsh truths

>>72317471
leif eriksson

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>i only ever experienced harsh truths

>>72317960
nah I'm meming a little bit, it was because she was bigger than me (early bloomer, would've been the only girl in my class with real chebs) so it was more to highlight her fionaness over me, this teacher was one of those ebin jokester types, wouldn't have dared pick on one of us
she was fairly popular and I had a fair pretence of being popular, funnily she's a big fan of the BBC these days from what she's told me

That's My Boy is an incredibly underrated film

>>72318193
End yourself

>>72317485
i saw a black the other day here

>>72317984
>Cager
Shan't be reading more than three words

where are all the british posters

>emma watson isn't a massive prude

wouldn't have believed it personally but there you go

puberty must be a nightmare for girls im glad i didn't have to go through that

>>72318203
1942 was a long time ago gramps

>>72318221
'ello

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mynd i noson dda gwely x

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Imagine being 160cm tall

redpill me on the glaslight anthem

Wilders will not get into govt. Lmao at all your alt right babies gonna piss your pants when he fails

>>72317441
Kerry Packer and his teams' uniforms of pajamas.

need a gf with a big penis

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>Wilders will not get into govt. Lmao at all your alt right babies gonna piss your pants when he fails

>>72318247
its ok for mexicans especially ones with money
better than being a flat tall freak like taylor

>>72318252
doing a poo

fear the walking dead is shit

too many mexicans and they all look the same so i can't even tell them apart

>>72318252
>alt-right
/brit/ is a radical centrist general

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does anyone here unironically support wilders? I can get brexit and trump but I just find him a weird repressed cunt

>a yankee poster apparently knows more Cymraig than most posters i.t.t.

>>72318289
>its ok

Gonna pick you up by the back legs and throw you into the midget pen

>>72318319
Not once heard him talk
Not heard Theresa May yet either

>>72318319
the more Western European countries being openly """islamophobic""" and doing well, the better

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>>72318241
Nos da

>>72318319
he is just an honest guy who wishes only the best for Dutch people and his home country

>>72318319
what's not to like about him?

>>72318367
cariad defaid

>>72318348
that's the thing though, not a huge fan of the ol' muzzies but he takes it pretty far, and it seems his belief is based around a visit to israel in his youth (personally just hate the whole "israel can do no wrong" concept and the muslims are to blame for everything there)

>>72318398
hes half indonsian who dyes his hair blonde and blue eye lens to appear more european

david davis is floundering here

what place has the best radio station?

http://radio.garden/live/

>>72318450
ah that's it then, always thought he had a weird look about him

is blue eyes/brown hair more popular than blue eyes/blond ?

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>attendance is 50% this term
I THOUGHT MY MATES WERE SIGNING ME IN
NOW IM FUCKED

>>72318415
What are you, some kind of antisemite?

>>72318450
I think he's only 1/4 or 1/16 indonesian.

Going to the deathcamp lads, you want owt? x

>>72318319
>I can get Brexit and trump

kys

>>72318484
triple j (i am NOT a tradie)

BODY

the way i see it is, the jews have been hated by so many different civilisations that its hard to believe they're not the ones in the wrong

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>>72318496
n-no
>>72318505
don't support either but I really enjoy the fallout from both
geert and his revolting wife feel like trump wannabes to me

just forgot the cuckio meme

>Can I have your code please?
>yes it's juliet tango 3 5 4 1
>say again please?
>juliet tango 3541
>um, sorry could I have it again please?
>JAY TEE THREE FIVE FOUR ONE
>did you say jay?

every fucking time, without fail
they're not even shitskins, they're just fucking retarded

>>72318477
what are you watching ?

just hacked some twat's code

i fear the day tech people rule the world

>>72318584
juliet is pronounced YOU-lee-et

i love Mediterranean countries and people x

obanfm presenter has the most boring voice.

>Wilders' goal after he graduated from secondary school was to see the world. Because he did not have enough money to travel to Australia, his preferred destination, he went to Israel instead

>geerty BTFO

Can't post from 4g because it is range banned, wtf.

thinking of killing myself

>>72318657
that wouldn't make any sense for the phonetic 'bet now would it

>>72318674
don't understand the fascination people have with this country
its geographically boring as shit and culturally a rip-off of the british isles

Tucking your shirt in while wearing jeans...yea or nay, lads?

BREAKING NEWS

TURN ON CUILLIN FM NOW

>>72318720
nah desu

>>72318703
Normies just think of muh sun, muh warmth

>>72318720
depends on the event

>>72318720
a formal setting is the only time you'd ever tuck a shirt in

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He's out

>>72318703
>its geographically boring as shit
have you ever been to the uk lad
i think you're pretty good compared to us, geographically
>a rip-off
that's what makes it cool, you lads are like us but different in weird little ways

>>72318571
this desu
there must be something more going on

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why are they still searching for her?

HATE having big balls n' cock

All pants feel too tight

>>72318685
had this yesterday
had prepared a post to utterly emasculate some runt as well, was raging when it told me it was range banned

>>72318749
doing a chuckle

>>72318767
because the investigators are living it up in portugal on expenses

>>72318703
https://youtu.be/8Qtd-DtJVq0?t=683

the anarcho capitalist aussie banker is unironically every australian I've ever met on 4chan and he says some nice things about the difference between europe and australia just like you.

wait is it you??

alright from now on im no longer watching porn

>>72318749
VERY good post

>>72318801
varg would be proud

>>72318703
It's warm and full of white people. Like Spain but better

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>when the globalists might be watching so you conduct your work by candlelight

>>72318703
he looks like a muh heritage type so i guess it was his way of returning to colonial SEA, darwin is like colonial jakarta I imagine but full of whities

and the fascination is well justified, australia has amazing scenery (especially north) and he could've found an easy job, peaceful european society etc

>>72318832
There is a camera in the candle!

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breakfast

is the dutch election ongoing now? is there somewhere to follow it?

>>72318725
>>72318734
>>72318737
No event lads, just general casual wear. You don't tuck your shirt in when you go outside?

think i'd quite like to move to australia

>>72318865
the internet

>>72318865
Who actually cares

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>insult a jew of european descent
>get called an anti-semite

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morning lads

>>72318865
follow THIS *hits you*

Gass the sissy brit leftists and the centrists 2bh

>>72318871
No I'm not on the spectrum

Runt

>>72318886
how much sweat can a sweaty guy sweat if a sweaty guy could sweat sweets

>>72318775
post pics

>>72318855
FOY

>>72318910
I've had it with jokes about autism to be honest

Go back to calling each other gay, society

>>72318921
Opal fruits

>>72318871
>t. napoleon dynamite

>>72318749
>>72318886
sensing a daring synthesis

>>72318880
oooh badman over here don't shank me rudeboy

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>>72318871
i think you have to have a very specific aesthetic to pull it off but you might look like a bellend

redpill me on mark the mint man

>>72318938
Bender

Do teabags have calories?

Popped into Starbucks for an iced coffee because it's so warm in my building and I got served by an absolute chad who flirted with the girls in front of me, then said "have a nice day Anon" to me.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>when you on a roadtrip and your boy tunes the radio to BBC Radio4

what happened to all the other kids in willy wonka's chocolate factory? did they die?

>>72318988
Sounds like a toplad

>>72318984
If you are them there's probably be like 10-20 cals max. Leaving them in boiling water leeches out like 1 or 2 kcal of teay goodness if that.

Do not reply to this post.

>>72318984
the caffeine content is a more important consideration.

>>72319016
Did you not watch the end of the film you fucking runt?

>>72319016
in the original yes
in the 2005 depp film i seem to remember them walking out disfigured

>>72319016
they were turned into oompa loompas

>>72319019
That's why he annoyed me. Confident, handsome, normie prick.

>>72319033
Walking Man finally achieves his dream of walking with top men

>>72318988
Tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a car?

>>72319056
yeah but like 20 years ago, gimme a break man

the discourse on /brit/ has turned vitriolic and aggressive as of late

>>72319065
but working in a coffee shop. one of the runtiest jobs.

EXSQUEEZE ME

>>72319033
Screaming

http://www.sibc.co.uk/

CHOONS

>>72319065
JEALLOOUUSSSSS

How fucking thick is Jeremy Corbyn??

>>72319090
fuck you bender

my computer's lagging all of a sudden

>>72319090
All me

>>72319140
Pretty thin if you ask me, could stand to put on a few kilos

currently watching the care bears

reckon this post will be a blast from the past for anyone who reads this

>>72319090
*tears your throat out*

MUSLIM FAGGOT GO SUCK OFF MY DAD

>>72319140
he has a wide girth

>>72319161
wait no its firefox

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>when someone likes their own facebook post

>>72319140
not sure mate, will try and find out for you

>it's a shit aussie craic episode

Hate these ones.

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>>72319188

>>72319188
that is an ugly child

>>72319220
she's australian

>>72319188
haven't used facebook since like 2012

my computer lags when it's down to 5% battery

why is that

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>>72319220
heard you talking shit like I wouldn't notice

>>72319238
don't care

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>craic

>>72319272
cpu gets throttled to preserve power

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>>72318241
>>72318367
>>72318403
Cael dydd braf, yn Gymry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_882xUBk9_g

Would you disown your child if they were gay or dating a nigger or catholic?

Busness idea: fewer 'presses , more presses'

>>72319286
image reminded me of this for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Plk7TLNmsU

>>72319140
7

>australians in /brit/
fuck off we're full

bit windy out

>>72319347
no cos i'm not a cunt

sharty weather

>>72319381
Wtf I know her

>>72319347
what if they were gay and dating a nigger catholic?

warm out

>>72319336
>No NI in this
Fuck off Padraig

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me on the right

might throttle the todger to preserve cum

>>72319445
R_d__t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilm143AI2TE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilm143AI2TE
is are jord more redpilled than he seems?

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Having a black coffee and a shit lads. Is anything more comfy??

>>72319461
pics

>>72319450
>NI
No such thing

>>72319469
>youtube links
>"redpilled"

abandon all hope of me clicking that shit

>>72319432
why haven't you put your willy in her

>>72319490
Being indoors playing vidya when it's gloriously sunny outside.

>>72319496
Lmao fuck off to the south then

>>72319500
he's a good lad
provides plenty of ammo with which one may banter aussies

>>72319504
im gay

>>72319534
bit gay

should call prof robert kelly and ask if his wife has any qt azn friends to be my gf

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ah yes

>>72319557
>qt azn
No such thing

>>72319445
Yes you are you nigger fag catholic lover

>>72319557
*struts into the room like his daughter*
*slaps your drink out of your hand*

>>72319450
I didn't make it, but sorry. I should revise it more before posting it.

Business idea: put it in the terms and conditions that you legally own the customer and can do with them as you like sexually or otherwise

>>72319569
trump is rich so it's only fair he pay more tax

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>>72319336
stereophonics yn ffycin ofnadwy

Pondering the existence of an afterlife lads

>>72319524
Fuck off back to Britain. Think you'll find this is IRELAND

>>72319605
Very polite post xx

>>72319631
give me one good reason for thinking there's an afterlife

want to start going to the gym but have no idea how to use the machines and im scared i'll look like a fool

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>>72319648
In name only familia

>>72319668
it makes weak people feel less frightened

>>72319675
start at one of those 24h gyms in the middle of the night when it's quiet

>>72319675
same except i don't want to start going to the gym

>>72319675
>use the machines
never gonna make it
google "compound movements", grab whichever dumbbells are a manageable challenge to hold above your head and get to work

>>72319692
Bet i could heem your face into a pulp you inbred rat. Fight me big man

religion is a crutch for those who can't handle reality

>>72319668
Because I can't prove there isn't one. Checkmate atheists. Agnosticism is the only rational way to be.

don't know how anyone can be religious after learning that there's billions of galaxies each with billions of stars that have planets orbiting them

Dad just been using my PC, I was terrified he'd find my porn ahha.

>>72319675
Look up YouTube videos of form. Omar isuf, Alan thrall, both will give you decent advice. I wouldn't bother with machines at all. Also, the gym is full of fucking retards and there's always at least a couple skellies there at anyone time. Not to mention all the normie "DUDE CURLS AND 60KG BENCH LMAO" types

>>72319679
did snoop kill tupac?

>>72319626
This.

>>72319750
not everyone wants to be a bodybuilder

don't know how anyone can be religious when the universe exists

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>it makes weak people feel less frightened

>>72319724
Ah yes. Catholic intellectuals.

>>72319747
WHAT CAME BEFORE THE BIG BANG AND BEFORE THAT? IS THERE SOMETHING OUTSIDE OUR KNOWN UNIVERSE, YOU JUST CAN'T KNOW.

>>72319777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UlgXIL0-3g

>>72319783
t. Limp-wristed English-arselicker
They don't even know or care that you exist mó chara. Let it go

>>72319777
That's a meme statement. Neither of those guys i linked are particularly bodybuilder types. As for the advice on machines, you'll get better progress just doing free weights and compounds. You won't turn into Ronnie Coleman overnight.

turned into Ronnie Coleman last night lads

>>72319722
any decent compound movements to work on chest without using a bench press?

>>72319817
i didn't mean "lol i don't want to accidentally get huge xD" just that there's no non-autistic reason to shit on curls for girls

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time to restart and install the old updates

>>72319783
Believe in the Big Bang theory? Congrats, you subscribe to the ideas of a Catholic intellectual.

just used my runt son's computer, his hdd is full of tranny porn and cp, not sure whether i should ring the police or just kick the shit out of him the nonce

>>72319812
I don't really care what English folk think lad as long as they keep our failed state afloat and i don't have to interact with Irish (read:European globalist bootlickers).

I know they say prison rape isn't gay and it's about power and dominance but that's bullshit. If you can A) get erect looking at a mans butthole and B) stay erect while fucking it, then you're gay.

>>72319842
anything that mentions "rows" will partially get your chest
high planks / push-ups
flyes

>>72319779
same but i'd convert to islam if i could get a qt gf

>>72319795
the big bang was caused either by two universes colliding or one universe splitting

>>72319894
>>72319894
>>72319894

>>72319866
Whoa... checkmate atheists

dont use a gym 2bh

>free weights for arms and shoulders
>dips with a couple of chairs and press ups for chest and triceps
>swimming and walking for lower half

seems to do the trick.

don't believe in this so-called space
has anyone hear actually seen it with their own eyes or do you just believe everything nasa tells you?

>>72319898
Space is god

>>72319876
>Unionists create a failed state
>Free Irish people created a productive country with a godly GP and stable birthrate
Really makes you tink

>>72319847
I'm not saying don't do curls I'm saying there's plenty of stick legged 65kg frail wankers with """abs""" who couldn't squat 2pl8 if their life depended on it. Bicep is a small muscle, it doesn't need much.

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>mó chara

>>72319929
I guess you could say people who believe in space are just taking it on faith by "Peer reviewed research" aka their word for scripture. Blind zealots all of them.