>americans put their microwave oven in the fridge

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>americans put their dogs in the oven

>Americans put their jews in the fridge

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>americans keep their petrol cartridges in the fridge

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my face when an American sharted in his red plastic cup in the fridge near me while sucking a big fat cock

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>posting when Amerifriends are asleep
Cowards.

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Please stop, I can't take it anymore

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>>72312776
>closed city
>There was a nuclear accident at the Tomsk-7 Reprocessing Complex on April 6, 1993, when a tank exploded while being cleaned with nitric acid. The explosion released a cloud of radioactive gas. TIME magazine has identified the Tomsk-7 explosion as one of the world's 10 "worst nuclear disasters".
How is life?

Politifact rating: True

>americans don't remove their shoes before entering oven

>>72314073
americans use the toilet

>>72314073
I remove my kippah, tallit, and tefillin before entering.

I don't get it

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>Americans out there chocolate covered shoes in the easy bake oven

>>72314073
The only shit you have to worry about tracking indoors in the US belongs to dogs.

So is the joke that you're saying something extremely absurd that obviously isn't true? That's what I'm getting.

>>72314370
Kek
>P O O
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>>72314370
>americans store their dog poo in freezer

>>72314486
>indians store their poo everywhere

>americans store their mexicans in their country

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>Americans name their children tyler

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>>72314486
The nitrate is useful.

>>72314528
>Mexicans store their jeans in trocas while they lonchear unos esandwiches

>>72314581
nothing wrong with that

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>>72314556
>Dutch store their country below sea level

>>72314581
sounds pretty good desu, just hanging around my truck without any pants on and eating a sandwiche.

>>72314607
kek

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>>72314073
>indians dont remove their pants when shitting

>>72314666
nno satan, we're not american

>>72314073
It's not thst big a deal as most our citizens don't shit outside like yours.

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>>72312776
>americans microwave the oven in the fridge

>>72315002
>americans fridge their microwave in the oven

>Americans put their shoes in the microwave

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>Americans keep their shoes in the fridge

>>72312776
>fridge microwave americans put

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>Amerifridges put ovens in their toasters so their breads wont get cold

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>amerifats oven their fridge in microwave

>>72312799
So do Germans, except it's not a fridge it's an oven.

>americans cook their food in a microwavery